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24/02/17
"NEW ADVENTURE"

Click the picture, or go to this link
http://mspfanventures.com/?s=19185&id=1

18/02/17
"Sneak Peak"

The wait will be worth it~!

07/02/17
"Author: Deliver bad news"

Guys, some bad news and some good. I am going to discontinue this comic. I am restarting the whole thing. I've screwed up a lot, but now I know what to do, and how to do it.
Thats right yall.
Restarting ALL OF DELTA TROLLS
Keep your eye out for the next version. It should start up May 13th.

28/08/16
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23/12/15
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AAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
GGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!

23/12/15
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UUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

23/12/15
"Alentr: Lay on the ground and feel like garbage. "

Ugghhhh.

23/12/15
"Alentr: Enter game already. "

You are so ready to give up. The damn rubrics cube isn't getting fixed any time soon. You hate Aurena so much.

23/12/15
"Be done being thirsty. "

You are no longer the thirsty one. You are now the salty and in need of some help one.

09/12/15
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Anyway, it’s time to get this game started.

09/12/15
"Kannio: Momentarily be Carian."

Nothing exists besides screaming.

09/12/15
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That went beautifully~!

09/12/15
"Kannio: Message the sea dweller."

IA: Hello There, Dear~
SM: Oh glub no Vhy
SM: Vhat do /you/ Vant?

IA: Oh, I Am S1mply Here To Rub In My Recent Success.
SM: ...
SM: Vhat success?

IA: I S1ncerely Hope You Were Not Plann1ng On Play1ng Th1s New Game W1th Your Dear Fr1end Pyrope.
SM: *EYE ROLL*
SM: I'm already playing the game, you dolphin!

IA: Well, I W1ll Be As Well.
IA: You Could Say, That I W1ll Be Tak1ng A B1t Of A Personal Role W1th Your Fr1ends.
IA: You See Car1an, Sk1zee Has Oh So Grac1ously Inv1ted Me To Jo1n H1s Band.
IA: You Were Left Out. Perhaps Th1s Was For The Best.
IA: Your Qu1te Explos1ve Personal1ty S1mply Has No Real Place W1th Us.
IA: I Would Apolog1ze, But I Do Not Th1nk You Would Apprec1ate It.

SM: I don't.
SM: I'm not on yoar team and I don't Vant to be!!!
SM: If Skizee Vants to be dumb and let you tag along,
SM: that's an argument for him and Kit to haVe.
SM: So........
SM: Glub off.

IA: God So Rude.
IA: You Really Are Vulgar, Even For Someone Who Carr1es A Caste So H1gh.

SM: Shut. Up.
SM: You hang out Vith Makara! HoV am /I/ Vulgar??
SM: Vait no I take that back.
SM: YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON SKIZEE GOD DAMN IT!!!!

IA: And There It Is.
IA: You Really Should Get A Hold Of That Temper.
IA: How Can You Ever Hope To Ma1nta1n Fr1endsh1ps When You Ru1n Your Connect1ons So Eas1ly W1th Your Words?
IA: It Must Be Terr1ble, Try1ng To Hold That Back.
IA: I Can See R1ght Past You.

SM: I don't hide it Vhen I'm mad, no biggie.
SM: Yoar just pushing my buttons on porpoise you big jerk.

IA: Of Course I Am.
IA: I'M Hav1ng Fun W1th You~
IA: But, As All Good Th1ngs, It Must Come To An End.
IA: It Seems Pyrope Is Ready To Play Our L1ttle Game.
IA: Don'T Be A Stranger Darl1ng, I Love Our L1ttle Chats.
IA: You Are Just Adorable When Angry.
IA: <3<

09/12/15
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Let's see... Who to message...

09/12/15
"Kannio: Stir shit up."

That’s a much more reasonable request AND your specialty!

09/12/15
"Kannio: Wait. "

You have much better things to do with your time.

01/12/15
"Just fuck me up."

You. Are. The. BEST!!

Not only have you secured a place in your romantic interest’s life, but you were the first place he turned to when he was in trouble. God. You’re on a role.

What will you do now?

26/11/15
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JAYKAY: ...
JAYKAY: *sigh*

26/11/15
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26/11/15
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26/11/15
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26/11/15
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JAYKAY: T)(ank you.
CARIAN: AVVV, Jaykay yoar my moireel!
CARIAN: Ill alVaVe look out for you.

JAYKAY: <>
CARIAN: <>

26/11/15
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CARIAN: Oh! And these are the rest of the gifts!!!! (*^▽^)/
JAYKAY: O)( fuck
JAYKAY: CARIAN!??!?
JAYKAY: )(ow am I supposed to repay all t)(ese people????

CARIAN: Hahahaha, you don't haVe to repay for gifts shelly!
CARIAN: I could tell you Vho all pitched in if you Vant! ( ^∇^)

JAYKAY: Yes
JAYKAY: Ill be sure to remember t)(em w)(en I take t)(e t)(rone

CARIAN: Ok, Vell....
CARIAN: A lot of this is from me and my friend Ruffen conchistly...
CARIAN: But Kit, Skizee, Saffir, Aurena, and Alentr pitched in too!
CARIAN: Don't Vorry, I didn't shell them yoar blood color! (*^ω^*)
CARIAN: They just Vanted to help out my moirail! (☆▽☆)

JAYKAY: ...
JAYKAY: Wow....
JAYKAY: Carian I...

26/11/15
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CARIAN: Sooooooooooooo.....
CARIAN: I knoV you said you didn't Vant anyone else kelping me out Vith this ( ≧Д≦)
CARIAN: But some of my fronds heard so...
CARIAN: These are their contributions! °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°
CARIAN: Hahah, I knoV you don't FLARP,
CARIAN: and eight balls are kinda dumb...
CARIAN: But this is the best they could do! ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

JAYKAY: Carian
JAYKAY: Its great
JAYKAY: It reely is

CARIAN: (◐ω◑ )
CARIAN: I also got you a neV husktop!!!!

JAYKAY: Fintastic!!!

26/11/15
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CARIAN: Let me shoV you the rest of the place, ok?
JAYKAY: Yea)(? W)(at else is t)(ere??
CARIAN: This is a transporter thingy. It giWes you a direct route to my hiWe!!!!!
JAYKAY: !!!!!!
JAYKAY: Really??
JAYKAY: (reely*)

CARIAN: Yeperoo!
CARIAN: You can take your booty right doVn to my hiWe VhenVaWer yoar haWing praVnlems!

JAYKAY: !!!!!

29/10/15
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CARIAN: Um.... Jaykay?
CARIAN: Jaykay are you ok?

JAYKAY: I )(aven't )(ad c)(ocolate biscuits in sweeps
CARIAN: Oh my glub
CARIAN: Jaykay you haWe to TELL me these things!!
CARIAN: ( >д<)

29/10/15
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JAYKAY: So can I eat t)(e food?
CARIAN: Of course!
JAYKAY: W)(at about t)(e coon, is it real??
CARIAN: Well, yeah...
JAYKAY: O)( woa)( I've never )(ad my own!
CARIAN: (ʘᗩʘ’)
JAYKAY: Are t)(ese real c)(ocolate biscuits?
JAYKAY: O)( wow t)(ey are!
JAYKAY: Carian w)(ere did you get c)(ocolate biscuits??
JAYKAY: T)(ey cost like t)(ree Troll Caegars!

CARIAN: Σ(ಠิωಠิ|||)
CARIAN: Jaykay HoV poor do you think I am?

JAYKAY: )(u)(?
CARIAN: The cookies Vere kinda just an extra I threV in.
CARIAN: If you Vant more I can get some for... you........

29/10/15
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JAYKAY: O)( my god! So, I can live )(ere??
JAYKAY: O)( wow!!
JAYKAY: Fuck man.
JAYKAY: Carian you are t)(e fucking best!!!

CARIAN: (✿☉。☉)
JAYKAY: S)(ow me t)(e place! S)(ow me t)(e place!
JAYKAY: O)( fuck! Is t)(at a t)(ermal )(ull????
JAYKAY: Does it )(ave food in it?

CARIAN: Um...
CARIAN: Thermal.... hull?
CARIAN: Do you mean the fridge?
CARIAN: Because that has food.

JAYKAY: Is t)(at t)(e ot)(er word for it?
JAYKAY: )(u)(, ok

29/10/15
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CARIAN: So... Do you pike it? ɾ⚈▿⚈ɹ
JAYKAY: I..... I.....
JAYKAY: ..............................

CARIAN: OH NO! You don't! I knoV it's not the grand palace but Ve tried! I sVear Ve did!
CARIAN: ლ(。-﹏-。 ლ)

JAYKAY: No no no t)(ats not it!!!
JAYKAY: Its.....
JAYKAY: O)( my god....
JAYKAY: Its....
JAYKAY: FUCKING AMAZING!!!!

CARIAN: Vhat?

29/10/15
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CARIAN: Sooooooo
CARIAN: Vhat do you think??
CARIAN: (≧∇≦*)

JAYKAY: It's great really
JAYKAY: U)(.... reely*
JAYKAY: But Carian, its unnecessary
JAYKAY: T)(eres no way my next plan will fail!!
JAYKAY: We'll be living in t)(e imperial palace soon!
JAYKAY: A little )(ive like t)(is, w)(ile fucking amazing, can only serve as our base for a little w)(ile

CARIAN: Oh shoosh yoar face!
CARIAN: You're alVaWe going on and on aboat yoar plans, but you Vont eWen glub to me aboat them!
CARIAN: I can't trust in somefin you'We neWer eWen told me.
CARIAN: Besides, this place Vill be nice for noV.
CARIAN: It didn't cost much, and Vas hardly any inconWenience.
CARIAN: (=^▽^=)

JAYKAY: Carian...
JAYKAY: I want to tell you about... u)( I mean aboat, (or atrout i guess)
JAYKAY: I want to tell you atrout it, but I don't t)(ink you would... fis)(prove?

CARIAN: Pffffffffffffffffft
CARIAN: ApproWe*
CARIAN: FishproWe is a bit of a stretch Vhen it comes to a pun
CARIAN: o(*^▽^*)o

JAYKAY: GOD DAMN IT W)(Y AR-E PUNS SO FUCKING )(ARD GOD DAMN IT FUCK THIS!!!!!!
JAYKAY: FUCK PUNS

CARIAN: Hahahahaha you're shelly.
JAYKAY: 3:|
JAYKAY: i )(ate you

CARIAN: <> No you don't.
CARIAN: Don't lie, that's not a Wery good trait for a leader!

JAYKAY: O)(... I guess your rig)(t
CARIAN: (Psst)
JAYKAY: (W)(at?)
CARIAN: (yoar~ (*⌒▽⌒)ノ)
JAYKAY: )(OW DID YOU MAK-E A W)(ISP-ER FAC-E??????
CARIAN: *Shrug* ~~
JAYKAY: W)(atever,
JAYKAY: Lets just go inside already

29/10/15
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29/10/15
"I need the whole ocean."

25/10/15
"Kannio: Have the thirst."

Oh here we go.

CD: ALR1GH7
CD: 1M R3ADY

IA: God, That Took Forever.
IA: How Lonely 1t Was W1thout You To Pass T1me W1th.
IA: 1 Can'T Hardly Bel1eve You Would Be So Cruel As To Leave Me W1th No Company.
IA: Of Course, 1t 1s Perfectly W1th1n Your Character.
IA: You Are Such The, "Bad Boy".

CD: >:O
CD: 1 HAV3 NO WORD5
CD: CONGRA7ULA71ON5
CD: OL173A WOULD LOV3 YOUR 9OW3R5

IA: ~
CD: :|
CD: L375 JU57 G37 57AR73D

IA: After You, Pyrope~

25/10/15
"Skizee: Have the thirst."

You are going to pretend you didn’t hear that.

CD: H3Y H3Y H3Y
CD: WHA75 GO1NG ON MY 591D3RY BA3?

CA: Oh!!!!!!!!
CA: Hiya Sk8zee
CA: Are y8u in the g8me already ::::O

CD: 1M ABOU7 7O B3 BABY!
CA: Oh no!!!!!!!!
CA: Youre going to 8eat me
CA: C8rian just entered a8out an hour of so ago

CD: >:]
CA: H8ve you 8rought the new person in yet
CD: NO NO7 Y37
CD: H35 BR1NG1NG M3 1N 7H3N KARK17 W1LL
CD: WA17
CD: HOW 7H3 FUCK D1D YOU KNOW ABOU7 MY N3W 73AM M3MB3R??!

CA: Uuuuuuuuh........
CA: I guessed

CD: >:|
CD: YOU FUCK1NG 95YCH1C 913C3 OF 5H17

CA: I didnt use my p8wers i swe8r!!!!!!!!
CA: I saw it in a dre8m

CD: OH 7H3 Y3LLOW 9LAN37?
CA: mhmm
CD: W3LL 7H3N >:[
CD: WHY COULDN7 YOU HAV3 7OLD M3 7H15 3ARL13R!!

CA: Some things 8re just 8est to let h8ppen themself
CA: The clouds sh8wed it h8ppen
CA: So it did
CA: I d8nt know if interfering w8uld 8e a good idea

CD: WHA7 15 7H3 DAMN 9O1N7 OF 5331NG 7H3 FU7UR3 1F YOU CAN7 DO ANY7H1NG ABOU7 17
CA: *Spiderling shurgs* *This line of questi8ning is a8ove his p8y gr8de*
CD: 9FF7
CD: ALR1GH7
CD: WHA73V5
CD: 1 JU57 WAN73D 7O 9OK3 A7 YOU A B17 B3FOR3 KANN1O G375 H15 5H17 7OG37H3R
CD: MAYB3 JU57 DOUBL3 7R19L3 CH3CK YOU DON7 WAN7 ANY 9AR7 OF OUR GAM3
CD: >;]

CA: Hahahahahahahaha
CA: Well
CA: I c8nt s8y anything a8out that
CA: 8ut i promise that when I need too
CA: Your te8m will 8e the people I go to for help
CA: 8ut first I need to 8e Cari8n's server pl8yer

CD: 7HA7 WA5 ODDLY 9RO9H371C AND 57RANGLY WORD3D
CD: BU7 WHA7 7H3 H3LL
CD: 175 NO7 L1K3 YOULL 73LL M3

CA: Nope!!!!!!!!
CA: Not even if you 8egged >::::D

CD: *GA59*
CD: HOW CRU3L AND HORR1BL3 15 7H3 591D3R 91RA73
CD: 7O D3NY M3 MY N33D3D AND 9R3C1OU5 1NFORMA71ON
CD: OH WHOA 15 M3
CD: FOR NOW 1 MU57 L1V3 A KNOWL3DG3 3M97Y L1F3
CD: OH 9L3A53 91RA73
CD: G1V3 M3 A7 L3A57 7H3 5MALL357 OF H1N75
CD: 1 W1LL 9AY 1N WHA73V3R M3AN5 N3C355ARY~

CA: Uuuuuuuuh........
CA: No
CA: I will not reveal my secrets!

CD: DAMN
CD: 1 7HOUGH7 FOR 5UR3 7HA7 WOULD WORK

CA: >::::D
CD: OH W3LL
CD: 1 GU355 1LL JU57 HAV3 7O GO AND 9LAY ALON3 1N MY 73AM OF 8

CA: Pfft
CA: The team is going to 8e 8igger than 8 dum8 dum8

CD: 5O 175 MOR3 7HAN JU57 8?
CA: Well yeah
CA: I
CA: W8
CA: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
CA: Y8U W8NT TRICK M8 WITH THIS

CD: >;]
CD: ALR3ADY D1D
CD: 1 NOW KNOW YOU 73AM AND MY 73AM W1LL B3 5MA5H3D 7OG37H3R B3CAU53 4 FROM YOUR T3AM AND 4 FROM MY 73AM 3QUAL5 8
CD: 9LU5 5OM3 3X7RA 93O9L3
CD: L37 M3 GU355
CD: KANN1O HA5 FR13ND5 H3 BR1NG5 1N

CA: D::::
CA: Stop that!!!!!!!!
CA: St8p d8ing the thing where y8ure right

CD: OH 5O 7HA7 WA5 ALL CORR3C7?
CD: FAN7A571C!
CD: AL7HOUGH 1 DON7 L1K3 YOUR 73AM
CD: 1 CAN D3AL W17H 7H3M 1F 17 M3AN5 W3 G37 7O HANG OU7
CD: 5O 73LL M3
CD: WHO DO35 KANN1O BR1NG 1N?

CA: I 8M ST8PPING Y8U RIGHT THERE 8USTER
CA: N8 M8RE TELLING 8F SECRETS!!!!!!!!
CA: WH8T IF WE MESS S8METHING UP????????

CD: DON7 YOU 7RU57 M3?
CA: Do I trust y8u not to look at wh8t should happen decide you d8nt want it to happen then ch8nge the future to y8ur own whim????????
CA: No Skizee
CA: I dont trust y8u not to do that

CD: >:P
CD: YOUR3 NO FUN
CD: 1 WA5N7 GO1NG 7O DO ANY7H1NG BAD
CD: AND WHA75 5O WRONG W17H M1X1NG 7H1NG5 U9 A B17

CA: 8ecause if you ch8nge something
CA: Everything I kn8w a8out what will happen suddenly 8ecomes invalid
CA: 8utterfly effect
CA: Have y8u ever heard of it????????

CD: Y35
CD: 1 HAV3
CD: BU7 YOU CAN JU57 GO 7O 5L339 AND 533 17 ALL AGA1N CAN7 YOU?

CA: No
CA: That's not h8w it works

CD: 3W
CD: F1N3
CD: BU7 DO M3 A FAVOR

CA: Ok wh8t is it
CD: A5K 7HA7 MAG1C CU3 BALL A L177L3 QU3571ON FOR M3
CA: Depends on the questi8n 8ut ok
CD: DO35 3V3RYON3 MAK3 17 1N 7H3 GAM3 OK?
CA: Define ok
CD: DO35 ANYON3 D13 WH1L3 3N73R1NG 7H3 GAM3?
CA: No no one in our session
CD: HM
CD: WHA7 ABOU7 AF73R?

CA: Ummmmmmmm
CA: All it s8id was that everyone has to die eventually

CD: >:[
CD: 1 W15H YOUR CLOUD5 W3R3 MOR3 R3L1ABL3
CD: 7H15 913C3 OF WH173 5CRA9 15 9R377Y WOR7HL355 1F YOU A5K M3

CA: Its just a little moody ton8ght
CA: I d8nt know why
CA: M8y8e Ive 8een asking too m8ny questions

CD: 175 A 1NAN1MA73 OBJ3C7
CD: HOW CAN 17 B3 MOODY?

CA: I d8nt know
CA: How c8n it tell the future so perfect
CA: Its a mystery
CA: *le shrug*

CD: HAHAHAHA
CD: N3RD
CD: ANYWAY
CD: 1 N33D 7O G37 7H15 GAM3 BULL5H17 57AR73D

CA: Ok
CA: Have fun Skizee!!!!!!!!
CA: Oh
CA: And d8nt tell anyone else wh8t I told you
CA: You werent even supp8sed to know!!!!!!!!

CD: Y3AH Y3AH Y3AH
CD: 1 9ROM153 NO7 7O
CD: >;]

25/10/15
"Moderate "

You are now the one with the moderate thirst. You are about to enter the game with the help of a “friend.” (He’s more of a fan of yours but that’s besides the point.)

13/10/15
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SKIZEE: 7HA75 R1GH7! MY 73AM FLAG
SKIZEE: LOOK A7 ALL OF YOU
SKIZEE: 1M 5O 5MAR7
SKIZEE: 3H3H3H3H3
SKIZEE: HA HA HA HA HA HA
SKIZEE: H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3H3
SKIZEE: H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H H3H
SKIZEE: N3V3R UND3R3571MA73 M3 AGA1N CHUM95!
SKIZEE: COMMON K17!
SKIZEE: L375 DO A 53COND R3V3AL 7O 73AM CONQU357!
SKIZEE: YOU CAN B3 A 9AR7 OF 7H15 ON3!
SKIZEE: 1 571LL N33D 7O G37 MY R3AL CA93 BACK FROM AUR3NA
SKIZEE: OR MAYB3 1LL JU57 K339 7H15 ON3
SKIZEE: 175 9R377Y N1C3

13/10/15
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SKIZEE: CAR1AN
SKIZEE: RUFF3N
SKIZEE: KARK17
SKIZEE: YOU GUY5 5HOULD KNOW 5OM37H1NG ABOU7 M3
SKIZEE: 1 LOV3 M3 CA93 A LO7
SKIZEE: 1N FAC7
SKIZEE: 1 W3AR 17 3V3RY DAY
SKIZEE: 1N FAC7
SKIZEE: 1 W3AR 7H3 5AM3 CA93 3V3RY DAY
SKIZEE: 17 15 B3CAU53 OF 7H15 1 DON7 N33D MANY CA935
SKIZEE: 5OM3ON3 A5K M3 HOW MANY CA935 1 HAV3

KARKIT: Skizee, how m6ny c6pes do you own?
SKIZEE: 1 OWN 3XAC7LY ON3 CA93
SKIZEE: NO MOR3
SKIZEE: NO L355
SKIZEE: CAR1AN WH3R3 15 7H3 CA93 YOU GUY5 FOUND?

CARIAN: Um..... I pretty shore it's in Aurena's sylladex...
SKIZEE: WHA7 AM 1 W3AR1NG R1GH7 NOW?
CARIAN: A cape?
SKIZEE: BU7 HOW 15 7HA7 9O551BL3 1F 1 ONLY HAV3 ON3 CA93?
CARIAN: You bought a neV one??? HoV does any of this matter??
SKIZEE: >:[ YOULL 533
SKIZEE: NOW WHA7 COLOR 15 OUR 73AM FLAG KARK17?

KARKIT: Oh it's 9right red! I would s6y it's ex6ctly the sh6de of red 6s the... c6pe you h6ve on right now.
SKIZEE: NOW
SKIZEE: 1F 1 ONLY HAV3 ON3 CA93
SKIZEE: BU7 1 AM W3AR1NG 5OM37H1NG 7HA7 LOOK5 L1K3 A CA93 R1GH7 NOW
SKIZEE: AND AUR3NA HA5 MY CA93
SKIZEE: AND 1 D1DN7 BUY A N3W ON3
SKIZEE: WHA7 AM 1 W3AR1NG ON MY BACK?

08/10/15
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SKIZEE: 5ORRY GUY5
SKIZEE: BU7 71M35 U9 AND W3 W1N! >:]

CARIAN: CLAIM IT
RUFFEN: Yay!!!!!!!! No fighting and we still get sec8nd place ::::D
KARKIT: We did it!
KARKIT: W6it......... Wh6t h6ppened to you top secret pl6n th6t you couldn't even tell me? Is th6t still 6 hot 9utton th6t should 9e 6voided, or w6s it unnecess6ry?

SKIZEE: 1LL AN5W3R A QU3571ON W17H A QU3571ON
SKIZEE: CAR1AN RUFF3N
SKIZEE: WHA7 15 73AM CONQU357 DO1NG R1GH7 NOW?

CARIAN: They're throVing a big fit because they couldn't find your flag.
CARIAN: Glubbing of Vhich, WHERE IS IT???
CARIAN: We looked for a good portion of the hour and found diddly squat!

RUFFEN: Thats not true
RUFFEN: We found your f8ke one
RUFFEN: 8ut
RUFFEN: If that did 8nything it just made everything w8rce!!!!!!!!

SKIZEE: AH Y35 7H3 FAK3 ON3
KARKIT: We h6d 6 f6ke one?
SKIZEE: 5HOO5H K17 1M DO1NG 7H3 B1G R3V3AL!
SKIZEE: 7H3 FAK3 ON3
SKIZEE: D1D YOU R3COGN1Z3 17?

CARIAN: Vhale DUH
CARIAN: It's your big stupid cape you alVays Vear!

SKIZEE: MHMMM

08/10/15
"======> Begin Strife"

08/10/15
"Karkit Cairan: STRIFE"

08/10/15
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RUFFEN: Oh w8w!!!!!!!!
RUFFEN: You found the g8ld ::::D

CARIAN: I did?? Where??
RUFFEN: Um
RUFFEN: Underne8th Karkit????????

KARKIT: D6mn you. D6mn you 6nd 6ll of your str6nge 6nd 6ccur6te predictive n6ture 6 thous6nd times.
CARIAN: ⊂((・▽・))⊃
CARIAN: Karkit, don't feel bad about this, but Ve are going to haWe to take that noV.

KARKIT: Looks like you're going to h6ve to strife me for it.
CARIAN: Then a strife it is!
RUFFEN: 8H N8
RUFFEN: Guys dont hurt each 8ther!!!!!!!!

08/10/15
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KARKIT: Oh! Hello, C6ri6n! C6n I 6sk how the hell you m6de it 6ll the w6y up here? I w6s under the impression th6t Skizee w6s supposed to 9e gu6rding downst6irs. He didn't f6ll 6sleep did he?
CARIAN: No, he let me through!
CARIAN: He doesn't think I stand a Vhales chance in finding the treasure before time runs out.
CARIAN: Vhat he doesn't knoV, is that I knoV EXACTLY Vhere the treasure is!

KARKIT: Re6lly? then might I 6sk where you think it is?
CARIAN: Um........
CARIAN: Actshorely, I Vill need you to tell me. HoV do I knoV you knoV? I don't to accidentally giWe you information you didn't already haWe. ^V^

KARKIT: Then I guess we must 9oth st6y p6infully ignor6nt to the golds loc6tion until the time is up.
CARIAN: (⋋▂⋌)

08/10/15
"Carian: Run upstairs. "

You’re upstairs in a flash! Oh look, it’s Karkit! It’s too bad you’re going to have to fight her.

06/10/15
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SKIZEE: H3Y CAR1AN GLAD 7O 533 YOU MAD3 17 >:]
CARIAN: I cant bereef you!!!!
CARIAN: You cheated us! 凸ಠ益ಠ)凸
CARIAN: AGAIN! (☄ฺ◣д◢)☄ฺ

SKIZEE: 1 D1D NO 5UCH 7H1NG! >:O
CARIAN: Liar! (´◣д◢`+)
CARIAN: Ve got to yoar base and all you sent us Vas "Ve are at team conquests base."
CARIAN: Vhat the glub is that supposed to mean?? ಠ▃ಠ

SKIZEE: 17 M3AN5 1 WA5N7 7H3 ON3 WHO CH3A73D
CARIAN: (¬_¬)
CARIAN: ??????????

SKIZEE: YOUR 7R3A5UR3 15 R1GH7 WH3R3 1 5A1D 17 WA5
SKIZEE: 175 1N 7H15 CA57L3

CARIAN: Yoar glubbing kidding me right?
SKIZEE: NO93!
SKIZEE: >;]
SKIZEE: 175 U957A1R5 W17H KARK17 R1GH7 NOW
SKIZEE: GO CH3CK 17 OU7 1F YOU DON7 B3L13V3 M3

CARIAN: ??
CARIAN: Vhy are you letting me go, I Vould Vin if I got to the treasure!

SKIZEE: YOU HAV3 A GRAND 7O7AL OF 7WO M1NU375 B3FOR3 7H3 HOUR 15 U9 AND MY 73AM W1N5
SKIZEE: KARK17 CAN HOLD YOU OFF 7HA7 LONG

CARIAN: Ve'll sea aboat that!

06/10/15
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You’re just kidding. You don’t actually care if she’s in here.

06/10/15
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Oh no! She broke past your defenses! Whatever are you going to do? This must be the end of your rein as superior player on the FLARP field.

06/10/15
"Reader: Be Carian."

You are now Cairan Amp-
SKIZEE PYROPE!!!!!!!!!!!

06/10/15
"Reader: Skip an hour of the other two teams trying to get back inside. "

This is a bunch of mumbo jumbo, and a complete embarrassment to everyone involved. They had a whole hour, and they couldn’t break into the building, OR find the other teams flag. Overall it was a sad experience, that involved a lot of screaming, and should be overlooked.

29/09/15
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SKIZEE: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
KARKIT: Hehehehe.
SKIZEE: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
KARKIT: (:B
SKIZEE: >:]
SKIZEE: OK 5O L375 MOV3 QU1CK
SKIZEE: DOWN57A1R5 OR U957A1R5?

KARKIT: 6re you 6sking me which end of the c6stle I'd choose to defend?
SKIZEE: Y35
KARKIT: Hm, well downst6irs me6ns I'd h6ve to fight S6ffir... 9ut upst6irs me6ns 9oth 6uren6 6ND 6lentr...
KARKIT: It's 6 difficult choice.
KARKIT: 9ut I'd t6ke my ch6nces with 6uren6 6nd 6lentr 6 thous6nd times over th6n with S6ffir.

SKIZEE: H3LLA
SKIZEE: BLOCK ALL 7H3 W1NDOW5
SKIZEE: W3 R3 LOCK1NG 7H15 B17CH DOWN >:]

KARKIT: Let's do it!
KARKIT: 9ut w6it, I h6ve 6 question 9efore we 9egin.

SKIZEE: A5K AWAY BU7 HURRY
SKIZEE: W3 DON7 GO77A LO7 OF 71M3

KARKIT: Well, wh6t's the pl6n?
SKIZEE: 1 7OLD YOU 7H3 9LAN
KARKIT: No, no, no.
KARKIT: I know you h6ve 6 trick up your c6pe.
KARKIT: You 6lw6ys 6re hiding 6 secret pl6n in c6se we f6il in some w6y, so tell me!

SKIZEE: RUL35 5AY 1 CAN7
SKIZEE: BU7 MY 7R1CK /15/ MY CA93
SKIZEE: >;]

KARKIT: ?:B
KARKIT: Wh6t... the hell does th6t me6n?

SKIZEE: F1GUR3 17 OU7 BAB3! >;D
SKIZEE: 533 YA
SKIZEE: 1MA GO F1GH7 M3 A BLU3 BLOOD B17CH W17H DUMB HA1R

KARKIT: Her h6ir is dum9 isn't it?
SKIZEE: OH GOD 175 73RR1BL3!
KARKIT: H6 h6 h6!
KARKIT: It re6lly is. XD
KARKIT: It's 6lmost 6s 6trocious 6s 6uren6's.

SKIZEE: L375 NO7 G37 57AR73D ON 7HA7 HO7 M355
SKIZEE: N3X7 7H1NG YOU KNOW
SKIZEE: W3 LL B3 7ALK1NG ABOU7 7HA7 5H177Y A55 CO57UM3 7HA7 5H3 7HR3W 7OG37H3R LA57 M1NU37 AND K397 3V3R 51NC3

KARKIT: Oh no, not the costume.
KARKIT: It is too much to 96re.

SKIZEE: >:]
SKIZEE: M355AG3 M3 OK?

KARKIT: Defin6tly, 9ut we should switch topics 9efore we 9ecome too distr6cted.
SKIZEE: B1NGO
SKIZEE: <>

KARKIT: <>

29/09/15
"Alentr: Be the winners. "

Hahaha yes! This was such a great plan! The two of you easily out smarted Alentr. He’s about as observant as an uninterested rock. Now all you have to do is set up some barricades and you win! You only have to keep them out for an hour. Can’t be too hard…

10/09/15
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Fuck. You are now trapped on the balcony.

10/09/15
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Oh shit. That was the door......

10/09/15
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10/09/15
"Alentr: Go outside."

You watch Saffir and Aurena leave. Maybe you can watch the action from hereâ¦

10/09/15
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...
Yeah, this totally sucks.

10/09/15
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...

10/09/15
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Welp. You kind of wish you could have gone with everyone⦠You guess thereâs nothing you can really do.

09/09/15
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SAFFIR: /->/ hey losers
SAFFIR: /->/ stop makin out 4 5 secs
SAFFIR: /->/ serket and ampora found the dorks base

AURENA: WAIT, THEY FOUND VANTAS'S BASE? HOW DO YOU KNOW?
SAFFIR: /->/ theyre followin instructions from their phones and r in area
SAFFIR: /->/ if we follow em
SAFFIR: /->/ we can get team tastys flag no prob
SAFFIR: /->/ like
SAFFIR: /->/ wats ampora and serket gunna do?
SAFFIR: /->/ stop us?

AURENA: PFFT RIGHT.
ALENTR: [Ok, let's gO then!]
SAFFIR: /->/ w8 w8 w8
SAFFIR: /->/ we cant all go
SAFFIR: /->/ alentr
SAFFIR: /->/ u stay here
SAFFIR: /->/ guard n shit
SAFFIR: /->/ they arent close but u nvr kno

ALENTR: [Oh...]
ALENTR: [that's Ok]
ALENTR: [i can stay]

SAFFIR: /->/ gr8!
SAFFIR: /->/ common aurena
SAFFIR: /->/ time 2 kick some ass

AURENA: FUCK YEAH, CHICA!

09/09/15
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06/09/15
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Those idiot will lead you right to Pyropeâs and Vantasâs base! You bet they made some shitty deal hoping you wouldnât notice them. Ha! Team Conquest is about to kick some major ass.

06/09/15
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Oh, there they are. Why are they in Tasty Teamâs territory? Maybe they found their base! You'll have to follow them to find out. There are WAY too many trees for the telescope to work properly in this situation.

06/09/15
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Hm⦠You donât see any players. You thought for sure you at least saw Ampora and Serket earlierâ¦

06/09/15
"Saffir: Use telescope to find the other teams."

This is Team Loserâs base ship. You donât really care about beating them, so you ignore them for now.

06/09/15
"Alentr: Be Saffir."

You are now Saffir. You are searching for the other teams, but donât see much yet. You are sure no one suspects that you and your team is held up in this old castle.

06/09/15
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ALENTR: [dOes this mean yOu dOnât hate me??]
AURENA: FUCK /OFF!/

06/09/15
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AURENA: I WI|__||__| FUCKING FIGHT YOU. STOP IT YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

06/09/15
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AURENA: PFFFFFFT.

06/09/15
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06/09/15
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27/08/15
"Alentr: Engage in conversation."

ALENTR: [sO did yOu find anything Out there?]
SAFFIR: /->/ no
SAFFIR: /->/ pyrope and vantass r 2 far away 4 me 2 find
SAFFIR: /->/ i saw the other team fucking around
SAFFIR: /->/ but theyre no where near here

AURENA: WHAT WERE THEY EVEN DOING?
SAFFIR: /->/ fish stick was blushing like a 3 sweep old and they were talking
SAFFIR: /->/ p lame if u ask me

AURENA: EW.
AURENA: I WAS HOPING FOR SOME DAMN ENTERTAINMENT.
AURENA: SITTING TIGHT SUCKS.

SAFFIR: /->/ u want them 2 find us?
AURENA: IT DOESN'T MEAN IT DOESN'T SUCK JUST BECAUSE IS MA|__|DITO NECESSARY.
SAFFIR: /->/ dont use ur shitty lowblood speak
SAFFIR: /->/ no one but you knows wut ur saying
SAFFIR: /->/ its kinda stupid

AURENA: CHICA, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
ALENTR: [dOn't yOu think it's weird they haven't made a mOve yet?]
SAFFIR: /->/ who?
SAFFIR: /->/ tasty team or w/e?

AURENA: MAYBE THEY JUST CAN'T FIND US?
ALENTR: [maybe]
SAFFIR: /->/ wut r u thinkin bb?
ALENTR: [i think pyrOpe is being the usual ass]
ALENTR: [dOesn't it seem like him tO abandOn a game becuase it gOt bOring and shit?]

AURENA: VANTAS WOU|__|DN'T |__|ET HIM.
SAFFIR: /->/ rite
SAFFIR: /->/ plus wed get all the winnings
SAFFIR: /->/ win win
SAFFIR: /->/ i want them 2 abandon the game
SAFFIR: /->/ more 4 us

AURENA: HOW MUCH |__|ONGER SHOU|__|D WE STAY IN HERE?
SAFFIR: /->/ i want a solid lock on evry1 in the game b4 we move
SAFFIR: /->/ we kno ampora and serket r stuck
SAFFIR: /->/ i mean
SAFFIR: /->/ we already stole the gold
SAFFIR: /->/ they have to com here to get it
SAFFIR: /->/ and pyrope and vantas also hav to com here to win
SAFFIR: /->/ if we r here
SAFFIR: /->/ we cant lose

ALENTR: [we alsO can't win]
SAFFIR: /->/ im getting there
SAFFIR: /->/ i say once we know where evrythin is
SAFFIR: /->/ 1 or 2 of us leave
SAFFIR: /->/ we hav the advantage of 3 players
SAFFIR: /->/ and we shld use it

AURENA: WE ON|__|Y GOT THREE P|__|AYERS BECAUSE YOU CHEATED.
SAFFIR: /->/ its not cheating! its prfctly legal!
ALENTR: [pfft, still cheating if yOu lied abOut it.]
SAFFIR: /->/ a legal move is a legal move
SAFFIR: /->/ yeah i listed you both as rust bloods
SAFFIR: /->/ but aurena is pretty damn close

AURENA: I DON'T GET WHY TWO RUST B|__|OODS ON|__|Y COUNT AS ONE P|__|AYER.
SAFFIR: /->/ i didnt rite the rules
SAFFIR: /->/ i just found them 2 wrk 4 me
SAFFIR: /->/ take it up w/ the founder of flarp

ALENTR: [i am sO beyOnd giving a fuck at this pOint.]
AURENA: DIDO.
SAFFIR: /->/ im goin 2 go check again
SAFFIR: /->/ dont go h8 smooching on eachothr wen im out k?

27/08/15
"Karkit: Be the other team."

You cannot be the whole team. So instead you are the low blood.

25/08/15
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SKIZEE: H3Y N3RD5!
CAIRAN: Pyrope? Karkit! (ï¾âã®â)ï¾*:ï½¥ï¾â§
RUFFEN: Hey Skizee!!!!!!!!
SKIZEE: UM 3XCU53 YOU 1 AM 7H3 M1GH7Y L3G15LAC3RA7OR R3DRU53
KARKIT: 6nd I 6m the W6ndering Witch!
CAIRAN: Cool fish! I reely like your characters! (â¿â â¿â )
RUFFEN: Theyre alm8st as cool as the d8shing pir8 Captain Spiderling Larceny >::::)
SKIZEE: >:O
SKIZEE: 1 CHALL3NG3 7H3 7O A DU3L 7O 533 WHO 157 7H3 MO57 M1GH7Y

RUFFEN: You c8n 8e the most mighty if you w8nt
RUFFEN: I like 8eing d8shing just fine ::::)

SKIZEE: >:]
SKIZEE: GR3A7
SKIZEE: 5OOOOOOOO
SKIZEE: WHA75 YOUR QU357?

RUFFEN: We h8ve to find tre8sure
CAIRAN: Gold!
CAIRAN: It's hidden around here, and Ve are going to find it someVaWe. ã(^â^ãï¼ï¼ã^â^)ã

SKIZEE: COOL COOL
SKIZEE: 1 HAV3 A QU1CK QU3571ON
SKIZEE: HOW 5AF3 15 YOUR BANN3R?

RUFFEN: Perfectly s8fe
RUFFEN: Its flying a88ve our ship

KARKIT: ...
KARKIT: W6it, you me6n to tell me it's not hidden?

RUFFEN: Pfft how are they going to get to the ship
KARKIT: Well, for one, 6uren6 c6n fly. For two, Megido h6s m6nipul6tion powers 6nd c6n just 9ring the 96nner to him if he c6n see it. 6nd for three, how do you know in 6ny cert6inty th6t they c6n't swim?
RUFFEN: uuuuuuuuh
CAIRAN: Ve Vere baiting on the fact they Vill go after you guys first. â(âï½`ï¼)â
SKIZEE: >:[ RUD3
CAIRAN: Sorry! o(â¥ï¹â¥)o
SKIZEE: OK WHA73V3R
SKIZEE: 1 HAV3 A D3AL FOR YOU

CAIRAN: No.
RUFFEN: Wh8t kind of........ Oh
SKIZEE: DON7 B3 L1K3 7HA7 F15H7A1L! 17 WORK5 OU7 GOOD FOR YOU
SKIZEE: 7HA7 15
SKIZEE: 17 CAN WORK OU7 GOOD FOR YOU

CAIRAN: No! Last time you completely screVed us oWerboard!
ಠçಠ

SKIZEE: 7RU3 BU7 7H15 15 D1FF3R3N7
CAIRAN: HoV so?
SKIZEE: 1 KNOW WH3R3 7H3 GOLD 15
CAIRAN: ...
RUFFEN: ........
KARKIT: ...
CAIRAN: You do?
SKIZEE: Y39! 1 DO
RUFFEN: Really no lying
SKIZEE: 1 AM 100% 73LL1NG 7H3 7RU7H
KARKIT: (Seriously?)
SKIZEE: (53CR37 9LAN~!)
KARKIT: (O8B)
SKIZEE: WAN7 7O KNOW WH3R3 17 15?
CAIRAN: Yes! â(â¢ââ¢)â
RUFFEN: T8ll us
SKIZEE: HMMMMMMMM NAH
CAIRAN: (â¯Â°â¡Â°)â¯ï¸µ â»ââ»
CAIRAN: Vhy not!?!?!

RUFFEN: That was so me8n
SKIZEE: NO NO NO
SKIZEE: 1 WON7 73LL YOU WH1L3 YOUR3 H3R3 W17H U5
SKIZEE: BU7
SKIZEE: 1 W1LL 73LL YOU 1F YOU GO 7O A C3R7A1N 9LAC3

CAIRAN: Vhere is this certain place, huh?? ಠ_ಠ
SKIZEE: OUR BA53!
KARKIT: W6it! I thought we were going to-
SKIZEE: K17 5HOO5H!
KARKIT: ]:B
SKIZEE: W3 53ND YOU 7H3R3 YOU 7OUCH NO7H1NG
SKIZEE: 3XC397 MY HU5K7O9
SKIZEE: ALL YOU HALF 7O DO 15 M355AG3 K17 FROM 7HA7
SKIZEE: AND W3 W1LL 73LL YOU WH3R3 7H3 GOLD 15
SKIZEE: D3AL?

RUFFEN: Yes!!!!!!!!
CAIRAN: Vhat do /you/ get out of this?
SKIZEE: NO7H1NG!
CAIRAN: á(ಠçಠá)
SKIZEE: OK 7HA7 WA5 A L13
SKIZEE: W3 G37 AN 1D3A OF WH3R3 73AM CONQU357 15
SKIZEE: 7H3Y /W1LL/ FOLLOW YOU WH3N YOU G37 1N7O OUR AR3A
SKIZEE: 7H3Y WAN7 OUR FLAG
SKIZEE: YOU CAN L3AD 7H3M 7O 17

RUFFEN: How is that good for you
SKIZEE: 1M B3771NG W3 R3 QU1CKER
SKIZEE: AND 7HA7 M3 AND K17 CAN LOCK DOWN 7H31R FOR7 B3FOR3 7H3Y CAN F1ND OUR FLAG
SKIZEE: 175 V3RY W3LL H1DD3N

CAIRAN: Hm, hoV do Ve knoV your telling the truth?
SKIZEE: YOU DON7! 1 L13 A LO7!
SKIZEE: BU7 WHA7 DO YOU HAV3 7O LO53?

CAIRAN: Time.
SKIZEE: *7H3 L3G15LAC3RA7OR ROLL5 H15 3Y35 B3CAU53 7HA7 15 JU57 57U91D*
CAIRAN: Glub.
CAIRAN: Fine.
CAIRAN: Common Spiderling! Let's head out!

RUFFEN: Right 8ehind you Encharexess
SKIZEE: (HOW DO35 H3 R3M3MB3R 7HA7 NAM3? 1 CAN7 3V3N 9RONOUNC3 17)
KARKIT: (Spider memory powers.)
SKIZEE: (7HA7 3X9LA1N5 3V3RY7H1NG)

25/08/15
"Karkit: Eavesdrop. "

CAIRAN: Vasn't she nice? I thought she Vas just great! ( à¥âá·à¯°âá· à¥)
RUFFEN: She sure w8s!!!!!!!!
RUFFEN: You got her h8ndle right

CAIRAN: Yep! I Vrote it doVn as soon as Ve left! ( à¹â¾Ìâ¡â¾Ì)Ï»
CAIRAN: Do you think that buoy Vith her Vas her morayeel?

RUFFEN: I think so
RUFFEN: He didnt feel very m8sprity to me

CAIRAN: Same same!! ( ´థ౪థ)Ïâ`ï¾
CAIRAN: OMG do you think shell ansVer?
CARIAN: (Waterver was her name... Shellix?)

RUFFEN: Why w8uldnt she
RUFFEN: She did give you her h8andle no pro8lem
RUFFEN: (Ye8h I think so)

CAIRAN: But Vhat if she Vas Vorried because I'm a seadVeller or somefin!
RUFFEN: Dont worry Cari8n
RUFFEN: Youre not sc8ry not at all
RUFFEN: You sh8uldnt worry
RUFFEN: I think you guys are g8ing to 8e gr8 friends
RUFFEN: Or sh8uld I s8y
RUFFEN: ~fronds~

CAIRAN: Pffffft. You nerdfish. â§â¡â¦
RUFFEN: XXXXD
CAIRAN: Common! That Vhole episode put us behind! Ve need to find the gold before they find us! 㳠⪠⾠⪠ãµ

25/08/15
"Karkit: Go talk to team Nereus."

Skizee brought you right to them. They werenât actually that far away. Team Nereus was on a different quest than you and Skizee were. Each of the teams had different objectives.

You and Skizee, âThe tasty teamâ, had to get into either of the others teams base and lock them out. It seemed simple, but team Nereus (Cairan and Ruffen) was based on a ship and Carian was a seadweller. It would be impossible to lock her out.

Team Conquest was a different story. Aurena and Saffir were hard enough to beat on their own, but when they worked together, assisted with a powerful psionic, they were practically impossible to beat! Their objective was to capture the banner of either team. Skizee said your's was hidden so well they would never find it, but they had done the seemingly impossible before.

You werenât too sure what team Nereus was doing. It had something to do with team Conquest, but outside of that, you werenât sure.

20/08/15
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KARKIT: Oh, there you 6re! Do you h6ve the loc6tion of the other te6ms yet? They 6re yet to discover us, so I 9elieve our fl6g is s6fe for the present time.
SKIZEE: 1 FOUND F15HY G1RL AND H3R 9AR7N3R
SKIZEE: BU7 N17RAM RU57Y AND M155 B17CH AR3 571LL M1551NG >:/

KARKIT: Wh6t 69out Terene? H6s she 9een 69le to pull up 6ny inform6tion th6t might help us?
SKIZEE: NAH 5H35 NO7 COM9U73R 5AVY
SKIZEE: AND ZAHHAK 15
SKIZEE: 5O W3 HAV3 7O DO 7H15 7H3 OLD FA5H1ON3D WAY >:]

KARKIT: /:B
SKIZEE: WHA7?
KARKIT: We'll never 9e 69le to loc6te them without some exterior t6ctic. They w6nt us to w6lk into wh6tever set up they h6ve constructed. Re6lly, the only w6y for us to get 6 lock on their position would 9e through 6n extern6l source.
SKIZEE: MAYB3 NO7
KARKIT: Hm?
SKIZEE: 7H3 WAY 1 533 17 W3 HAV3 7H3 ADVAN7AG3!
KARKIT: Re6lly?
SKIZEE: AB5OLU73LY!
SKIZEE: 1 7OLD YOU 1 FOUND CAR1AN AND RUFF3N R1GH7?

KARKIT: Ye6h?
KARKIT: 6re you insinu6ting we use them 6s 96it or 6 diversion? Th6t's 6 9it of 6n overused t6ctic.

SKIZEE: NO
SKIZEE: 1M 5AY1NG W3 53ND 7H3M ON A W1LD GOO53 CHA53 N3AR OUR FLAG
SKIZEE: 73AM CONQU357 WON7 B3 ABL3 7O R35157 FOLLOW1NG 7H3M!

KARKIT: Except it would put them 6wfully close to winning, wouldn't it?
SKIZEE: JU57 7RU57 M3 OK?
KARKIT: Oh! You h6ve 6 secret pl6n, don't you?
SKIZEE: 5HHHHH!! >;]

20/08/15
"Karkit: Find your moirail. "

Moirail has been located.

20/08/15
"The smolest of thirsts."

You are now past past Karkit. You have not yet been captured and nearly killed for your blood color. Your moirail has not yet been attacked by subjugglators. You still have a kissmesis,but are yet to meet your future matesprit.

You are now involved in a small role playing game with your friends. What will you do?

20/08/15
"Be the thirsty one. "

CHOOSE YOUR THIRST

(If you don't see all the options, they haven't been put up yet! Read what is available, and more options will appear as time progresses.)

19/08/15
"Alentr: Start on the rubrics cube."

Youâre going to punt yourself out a window.

19/08/15
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Good. Sheâs finally gone. If she was around, barking orders at you any longer, you were sure you were going to punt her out a window. Of course, thatâs assuming you could find a window, and that she wouldnât completely own your ass in a fight.

19/08/15
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ALENTR: (what is it)
AURENA: IT'S A CO|__|ORFU|__| CUBE MADE OF ROTATING PIECES AND SIDES.
ALENTR: (a rubrics cube)
AURENA: OH, SORRY MISTER HIGHB|__|OOD. DID I OFFEND YOU WITH MY |__|OWB|__|OOD VOCABU|__|ARY?
ALENTR: (yes)
ALENTR: (why dO yOu have the cube)

AURENA: IT'S FOR YOU.
ALENTR: (that is the wOrst gift i have ever been given)
AURENA: YOU HAVE TO SO|__|VE IT. IT SOUNDS |__|IKE SOMETHING IS INSIDE.
AURENA: I HAVE TO GO, NOW.
AURENA: EVERYTHING IS SET UP SO I CAN CHANGE EVERYTHING FOR YOU FROM MY HUSKTOP. IF I STAY ANY |__|ONGER, IT MIGHT COUNT AS CHEATING. I DON'T WANT TO BE WITH YOU ONCE YOU GET IN THE GAME.

ALENTR: (hasnt the game already started)
AURENA: NOT REA|__||__|Y. YOU'|__||__| SEE.
AURENA: OR... I GUESS YOU WON'T...
AURENA: YEAH MY BAD, SORRY.

ALENTR: (get Out)
AURENA: A|__|RIGHT, HAVE FUN CHICO! I'M GIVING YOU A MICROPHONE AND SPEAKER SO WE CAN TA|__|K WITH ONE ANOTHER, A|__|RIGHT?
ALENTR: (fantastic)
ALENTR: (get Out)

AURENA: SO|__|VE THE CUBE!
AURENA: ADIÃS A|__|ENTR!

19/08/15
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ALENTR: (yes)
AURENA: GET UP CHICO, I'VE GOT SOMETHING FOR YOU.
ALENTR: (Oh jOy)

19/08/15
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Speaking of not being alone.

19/08/15
"Alentr: Wait."

Youâve got nothing but time, and a wish for death. Well⦠maybe only time. You remember dying in your dream earlier, and it wasnât pleasant. Maybe you should rethink the whole death thing. It wasnât as nice as you envisioned it would be. It was mostly choking and a lot of pain. The whole event was blurry. Itâs strange that you canât remember clearly, even if it was while you got your sight back. Itâs unusual for you to dream, and even more unusual for you to dream while being able to see. Normally itâs just an unending chasm of darkness, and an eerie feeling that youâre not alone.

13/08/15
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Damn, when did your life get so fucking tragic? Itâs really kind of embarrassing.

13/08/15
"Alentr: Sit in the corner."

You donât actually mind this. Now you canât be a bother, which is all youâd really be if you tried to help. Someone with functional eyes needs to do this job. You are perfectly content sitting here and waiting for Aurena to get finished. You wish she would leave. Sheâs going to all this trouble for you, and you donât know why. You think she wants something. Just another person trying to take advantage of the blind guy.

13/08/15
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AURENA: I CAN'T STOMACH |__|EAVING YOU.
ALENTR: (yOure back)
AURENA: YOU'|__||__| TRIP AND DIE SO SOMETHING.
AURENA: THAT AND I'M YOUR SERVER P|__|AYER.
AURENA: SO WHY DONT YOU GO SIT IN THE CORNER OR SOMEWHERE NOT DANGEROUS AND I'|__||__| SET EVERYTHING UP?
AURENA: JUST DON'T TA|__|K AND I CAN JUST FORGET YOU EXIST.

ALENTR: (i wish yOu already had dOne that)

13/08/15
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Nope.

13/08/15
"======>"

Did she actually leave or�

13/08/15
"======>"

...

13/08/15
"======>"

...

13/08/15
"======>"

...

13/08/15
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AURENA: FUCKING GONE!
ALENTR: (Oh whatever will i dO)
ALENTR: (yOuve nOw just dOne exactly what i want)
ALENTR: (nOw i am alOne)
ALENTR: (sOmehOw i assume yOu think this is punishment)
ALENTR: (this a reward)
ALENTR: (yOu are rewarding bad behaviOr aurena)
ALENTR: (saffir wOuld lecture yOu)

13/08/15
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AURENA: SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THIS ONE?
ALENTR: (real answer Or shOuld i lie)
AURENA: HUMOR ME.
ALENTR: (its beautiful)
ALENTR: (i want 10)

AURENA: YOU AREN'T TAKING THIS SERIOUS|__|Y!
ALENTR: (tragic)
AURENA: I WI|__||__| FUCKING |__|EAVE!
ALENTR: (Oh)
ALENTR: (Oh nO)

13/08/15
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AURENA: OK, SO THIS IS WHERE YOU'|__||__| P|__|AY THE GAME.
ALENTR: (where am i)
AURENA: YOU'RE DOWNSTAIRS!
ALENTR: (Ok)
ALENTR: (where am i)

AURENA: UGHHHH!
AURENA: THE TRO|__||__| WHO USED TO |__|IVE HERE IS DEAD.
AURENA: THIS P|__|ACE HAS BEEN DEAD FOR OVER SWEEP.
AURENA: THE HIVE IS FAIR|__|Y ISO|__|ATED, SO DRONES HAVEN'T DESTROYED THE STRUCTURE YET.
AURENA: THE REBE|__||__|ION HAS BEEN USING IT FOR SHE|__|TER.
AURENA: YOU ARE DOING TO USE IT FOR E|__|ECTRICITY AND INTERNET.

ALENTR: (Ok)
AURENA: SO, SEE THESE?
ALENTR: (nO)
AURENA: OH, RIGHT.
AURENA: CHECK THEM OUT.
AURENA: THEY ARE THE MACHINES YOU NEED TO P|__|AY THE GAME.
AURENA: THE NAMES ARE BIG AND COMP|__|ICATED AND I'VE A|__|READY FORGOT SO IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THEY ARE CA|__||__|ED.
AURENA: JUST KNOW THEY ARE HUGE AND FUCKING IMPORTANT.

ALENTR: (where are they)
AURENA: IN FRONT OF YOU.
ALENTR: (Oh)

08/08/15
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AURENA: COME UP HERE.
ALENTR: (where)
AURENA: HO|__|D ON, |__|ET ME HE|__|P.
AURENA: SO, FEE|__| WHAT YOUR STANDING ON?

ALENTR: (it feels like a flOOr)
AURENA: WRONG! YOU'RE ON ONE OF THE MACHINES.
ALENTR: (Oh)
AURENA: THIS ONE IS IMPORTANT.
ALENTR: (are they all)
AURENA: ARE THEY A|__||__| WHAT?
ALENTR: (impOrtant)
AURENA: YEAH, THEY'RE A|__||__| IMPORTANT.
ALENTR: (then yOu dOnt have tO tell me that each One is)
ALENTR: (i dOnt need reminding like im a 2 sweep Old)
ALENTR: (im useless)
ALENTR: (nOt stupid)

AURENA: PFFT, I'D SAY YOUR MORE STUPID IF YOU THINK YOU'RE USE|__|ESS.
AURENA: YOUR TE|__|EKINETIC POWERS ARE THE SHIT OF |__|EGEND MAN!
AURENA: BACK IN THE DAY, NO ONE COU|__|D BEAT YOU!
AURENA: HAVEN'T YOU BEEN TRYING THAT ECHO |__|OCATION STUFF WITH YOUR POWERS?

ALENTR: (its nOt that simple)
ALENTR: (yes)
ALENTR: (i can use my pOwers tO "feel" my way arOund sOmetimes)
ALENTR: (but its nOt fullprOOf)
ALENTR: (and i end up breaking things tOO delicate tO tOuch with psiOnics)
ALENTR: (like glass)
ALENTR: (especially windOws)
ALENTR: (windOws are my enemy)

AURENA: WE|__||__| HAVEN'T YOU IMPROVED?
ALENTR: (yes)
ALENTR: (but saffir said nOt tO use it indOOrs)
ALENTR: (and alsO)
ALENTR: (im nOt allOwed Outside)

AURENA: WAIT.
AURENA: HO|__|D THE FUCKING FOUR WHEE|__| DEVISE.
AURENA: NOT A|__||__|OWED?
AURENA: WHAT ARE YOU, HER PET?

ALENTR: (fuck Off)
ALENTR: (i gO Outside sOmetimes)
ALENTR: (she just dOesnt knOw)

AURENA: AH, SO HER |__|ITT|__|E DOMESTICU|__||__| HAS A REBE|__||__|IOUS STREAK.
ALENTR: (yOu might nOt be sO cOcky in my pOsitiOn)
AURENA: I WOU|__|DN'T |__|ET MYSE|__|F GET IN THAT POSITION.
ALENTR: (right)
ALENTR: (im sure)
ALENTR: (lets just finish with this piece Of shit tOur)
ALENTR: (then yOu can leave)
ALENTR: (and i can lie On the flOOr and wait fOr sOme stay highblOOd tO cOme by and finally cull me fOr gOOd)

AURENA: SHEESH, YOU ARE SENSITIVE.
AURENA: AND I'M NOT |__|ETTING THAT HAPPEN.
AURENA: YOURE NOT GOING TO DIE ON ME BUDDY.

ALENTR: (wanna bet)

08/08/15
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AURENA: OK, SO THIS IS WHERE YOU'|__||__| P|__|AY THE GAME.
ALENTR: (where am i)
AURENA: YOU'RE DOWNSTAIRS!
ALENTR: (Ok)
ALENTR: (where am i)

AURENA: UGHHHH!
AURENA: THE TRO|__||__| WHO USED TO |__|IVE HERE IS DEAD.
AURENA: THIS P|__|ACE HAS BEEN DEAD FOR OVER SWEEP.
AURENA: THE HIVE IS FAIR|__|Y ISO|__|ATED, SO DRONES HAVEN'T DESTROYED THE STRUCTURE YET.
AURENA: THE REBE|__||__|ION HAS BEEN USING IT FOR SHE|__|TER.
AURENA: YOU ARE DOING TO USE IT FOR E|__|ECTRICITY AND INTERNET.

ALENTR: (Ok)
AURENA: SO, SEE THESE?
ALENTR: (nO)
AURENA: OH, RIGHT.
AURENA: CHECK THEM OUT.
AURENA: THEY ARE THE MACHINES YOU NEED TO P|__|AY THE GAME.
AURENA: THE NAMES ARE BIG AND COMP|__|ICATED AND I'VE A|__|READY FORGOT SO IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THEY ARE CA|__||__|ED.
AURENA: JUST KNOW THEY ARE HUGE AND FUCKING IMPORTANT.

ALENTR: (where are they)
AURENA: IN FRONT OF YOU.
ALENTR: (Oh)

06/08/15
"Alentr: Greet your friend. "

ALENTR: (where the fuck did yOu gO yOu cOmplete bulge wipe)
AURENA: JUST SETTING UP SOME SHIT! CHI|__||__| CHICO, IT'S A|__||__| COO|__|.
ALENTR: (fuck Off)
AURENA: WHO STUCK A ROD UP YOUR ASS THIS MORNING?
AURENA: IT SURE AS FUCK WASN'T ME, SO DON'T START B|__|AMING ME FOR IT, KAY?

ALENTR: (hmph)
AURENA: ANYWAY, THIS IS THE P|__|ACE YOU'|__||__| BE P|__|AYING SGURB FROM.
ALENTR: (fantastic)
ALENTR: (nOw leave)

AURENA: NAH.
ALENTR: (nah?)
AURENA: NAH.
AURENA: I NEED TO SHOW YOU AROUND.

ALENTR: (because that will dO me sO much gOOd)
AURENA: SHUT UP AND |__|ET ME BE HE|__|PFU|__| YOU SACK OF SHIT.
ALENTR: (shut and never cOme intO my life again yOu waste Of breath)
AURENA: CAN YOU CHI|__||__| YOUR B|__|ACK RO|__||__|?
AURENA: I A|__|READY HAVE THE PERFECT KISSMESSIS IN MIND AND DON'T NEED YOU INFRINGING ON THAT.
AURENA: BESIDES, DON'T YOU AND PYROPE HAVE THAT FREAKING DATING-BUT-NOT-REA|__||__|Y HOOVE BEAST SHIT GOING ON?

ALENTR: (yes)
ALENTR: (i just dOnt like yOu)
ALENTR: (i hate him)

AURENA: IF YOU'RE RUDE TO ME, I A|__|MOST FEE|__| BAD FOR PYROPE.
AURENA: NAH, NEVERMIND.
AURENA: I DON'T.
AURENA: |__|ETS GO DOWNSTAIRS.

ALENTR: (lets fall dOwn them)
AURENA: YOU CAN IF YOU WANT TO, BUT YOU WONT SEE SAFFIR AGAIN IF YOU GO AND DIE.
ALENTR: (lead me tO the stairs)

06/08/15
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You hear someone enter the room. Because of the fact your fucking blind, and canât see shit, your other senses have developed. Unlike some luck motherfuckers who developed an acute sense of SMELL AND TASTE to map out the world around them, you rely on your hearing.

06/08/15
"Alentr: Check out the room you are in."

Everything is dark and black, like always. You are blind, why are you trying to check out a room. There is literally nothing but darkness.

06/08/15
"=====>"

For the sake of narration, you are reminded his name is Alentr.

06/08/15
"Skizee: Itâs not your turn yet!"

Itâs true. Pyrope wonât be the next to enter SBURG. This guy is. What was his name again? Heâs so insignificant, itâs hardly worth mentioning anyway. He even agrees with that statement.

17/05/15
"=======>"

Ahhhhh yisssssssss! Troll P!nk is really the best musical artist ever. Right behind troll Snoop. But it is generally assumed that whenever someone is named the best at something that troll Snoop has already been accounted for, and this is just the award for second place.

17/05/15
"=======>"

Right then. You legitimately have no choice. Itâs time to get this party started⦠Because youâre coming up. >:]

17/05/15
"What is Vantas even doing?"

Vantas is currently in the middle of remembering the last time Aurena showed her any form of affection in great detail, and will not be available for the next 30 minutes. She is simply too distracted by Nitram hugs. They are rumored to be the best huggers in all paradox space.

17/05/15
"Skizee: Explain the situation to your team mates."

CD: ALR1GH7
CD: 5O...
CD: 1M BR1NG1NG 5OM3ON3 3L53 1N7O 7H3 GROU9

AC: (X3)- WHAT???
AC: (X3)- WHO

CD: OH U57 5OM3 GUY WHO 15 L177L3 7OO 1N7O M3 FOR H15 OWN GOOD
CD: 175 N1C3 7O KNOW 1 CAN B3 7HA7 CONV1NC1NG

AC: (X3)- PFFT
AC: (X3)- DOUBT H3S THAT INTO YOU
AC: (X3)- YOU ALWAYS THINK P3OPL3 AR3 MOR3 INTO YOU THAN YOU THINK
AC: (X3)- DUMB ASS

GC: "3V3N THOUGH 4 K1SSM3S1SS WOULD B3 4PPR3C14T3D MY F33L1NGS ONLY RUN TH3 D33P3ST OF SC4RL3T FOR YOU PYROP3"
GC: "YOU H4V3 TH1S "H4RD-TO-G3T" TH1NG GO1NG ON 1 R34LLY L1K3 1T"
GC: "1 TH1NK TH3R3S ST1LL 4 CONN3CT1ON B3TW33N US"
GC: "1 4M W1LL1NG TO COMPROM1S3 FOR YOU SUCH 4 PROCL4M4T1ON SHOULD ONLY B3 DON3 1N P3RSON 1N WH1SP3R3D VO1C3S 4S W3 H1D3 FROM 3N3M13S SO SHHHH QU13T FOR NOW 1 KNOW 3X4CTLY WH4T YOU W1SH TO PROFF3SS TO M3"
GC: 1 4M R34D1NG 1NTO 1T TOO MUCH?

AC: (X3)- OH
AC: (X3)- SHIT
AC: (X3)- BRO NO
AC: (X3)- THAT GUY SOUNDS FUCKING THIRSTY AS FUCK
AC: (X3)- I DONT WANT HIM AROUND M3
AC: (X3)- WHATS HIS BLOOD COLOR

CD: OH WOW
CD: WHA7 A QU3571ON FOR YOU OF ALL 7ROLL5 7O A5K
CD: H35...
CD: GR33N
CD: 15H

AC: (X3)- WHAT DO3S GR33NISH M3AN
CD: ... B37W33N U5 1N 5HAD35
AC: (X3)- OH
AC: (X3)- NOT TOO BAD TH3N

CD: Y3AH
CD: NO7 7O BAD

AC: (X3)- ALRIGHT
AC: (X3)- ITS FIN3 WITH M3
AC: (X3)- BUT AR3NT YOU S3COND IN COMMAND?

CD: Y39! >:]
CD: AND 1 5AY Y35
CD: 1LL 533 YOU ON 7H3 O7H3R 51D3 MY FURRY FR13ND

AC: (X3)- FUCK OFF MAN

17/05/15
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IA: Oh, Hello There. We Haven'T Talked S1nce Our Argument, Wh1ch 1 Understand Was Only A Few Hours Ago. But 1 Just Can'T Stand To Be Away.
IA: Maybe We Could Talk Through 1t.
IA: You Know, Work Around Our Problems.
IA: 1 Am W1ll1ng To Comprom1se For You.

CD: UGH
CD: 1 CAN7 /B3L13V3/ 1M 51NK1NG 7O 7H15
CD: 1
CD: N33D
CD: FUCK 1 CAN7 DO 7H15

IA: 1 Am So Flattered.
IA: You Are So Completely Flustered You Can'T Even Let The Lustful Words Sl1p From Your Teal L1ps.

CD: WA17 WHA7
IA: Such A Proclamat1on Should Only Be Done 1n Person. 1n Wh1spered Vo1ces As We H1de From Enem1es.
IA: So Shhhh.
IA: Qu1et For Now.
IA: 1 Know Exactly What You W1sh To Profess To Me.

CD: YOU DO?
IA: Yes, And 1 Want You To Know, 1 Feel The Same.
CD: OK YOU DON7
CD: 1 DON7 KNOW WHA73V3R BULL5H17 YOU /7H1NK/ 1 WA5 GO1NG 7O 5AY
CD: BU7 1 N33D H3L9
CD: OK?
CD: 1 N33D YOUR A55157ANC3
CD: 5O 1 DON7 ///D13///

IA: Oh... 1s That All?
CD: Y3AH
CD: AR3 YOU 9LAY1NG 7HA7 N3W GAM3 COM1NG OU7?

IA: Yes. We Have Already Talked About Th1s!
CD: W3LL 7H3N GR3A7
CD: 1 DON7 R3M3MB3R OR CAR3
CD: B3 MY 53RV3R 9LAY3R

IA: 1 Already Have A Team.
IA: So Unless You Want To Jo1n Me, 1'M Afra1d 1 Can'T Help You.

CD: ...
CD: 1LL GO ON A DA73 W17H YOU

IA: 10 Dates.
CD: 2 OR NO D3AL
IA: F1ne. 1ll Play W1th You, But 1 Expect 1t To Be The Best Date Of My L1fe.
CD: Y3AH Y3AH Y3AH
CD: WHA73V3R
CD: L37 M3 M355AG3 VAN7A5 ON3 LA57 71M3
CD: MAK3 5UR3 5H35 R3ALLY M1A
CD: 1 HA73 7O L3AV3 H3R COLD HAND3D



CD: VAN7A5
CD: KARK17
CD: 9L3A53 AN5W3R M3
CD: K17 1 DON7 KNOW WHA7 YOU WAN7 M3 7O DO
CD: ...
CD: 1 CAN7 WA17 ANY LONG3R
CD: 7H3 BOX D1R3C7LY 5AY5 DON7 WA17 LONG3R 7HAN 4 HOUR5
CD: AND 175 B33N ALMO57 3
CD: 5O
CD: 1 BROUGH7 5OM3ON3 3L53 1N7O 7H3 73AM
CD: 1 DON7 7H1NK YOU KNOW H1M
CD: H35 JU57 5OM3 GUY
CD: BU7 Y3AH
CD: 5ORRY AND ALL 7HA7 5H17
CD: BU7 7H3R3 15 NO7H1NG 1 CAN DO
CD: YOUR NO7 AN5W3R1NG
CD: FOR WHA73V3R R3A5ON
CD: 533 YA K17

17/05/15
"Teal one: Message the green one. "

Your name is Skizee, god damn it.

CD: UH H1 7H3R3 FR13ND
CD: 1 G37 YOU AR3 BU5Y
CD: BU7 1 AM HAV1NG A R3AL 155U3

AC: (X3)- OH WOW AND I GU3SS YOU 3XP3CT M3 TO CAR3
AC: (X3)- YOU PI3C3 OF SHIT FOR A S3RV3R PLAY3R

CD: OH WOW YOUR3 M3AN!
CD: 1M OFF3ND3D
CD: HOW COULD YOU 5AY 5OM37H1NG 5O HUR7FUL AND M3AN 7O M3!
CD: 1 M3AN R3ALLY
CD: WH3R3 AR3 YOUR MANOR5
CD: 593AK1NG 7HA7 WAY 7O 7H3 BL1ND 15 JU57 D37357ABL3

AC: (X3)- DID M3W HAV3 A PURRBL3M OR NOT
CD: 1 D1D
CD: DO
CD: VAN7A5 15N7 AN5W3R1NG

AC: (X3)- W3LL SH3S PURRBABLY BUSY
CD: YOU M15UND3R57AND
CD: VAN7A5 15N7 AN5W3R1NG,
CD: AND 1 N33D 1N 7H3 GAM3
CD: NOW

AC: (X3)- WAY TO B3 DRAMATIC
AC: (X3)- YOU 3ARN YOUR DRAMATIC BADG3
AC: (X3)- *AC PINS TH3 BADG3 RIGHT TH3 FUCK ON YOUR FAC3*

CD: 1M 53R1OU5 BRO
CD: 1 CAN H3AR 7H3 M373OR5 DRO991NG
CD: R3M3MB3R WHA7 7H3 WALK-7HROUGH 5A1D?
CD: 1 HAV3 A M373OR 7RA1N3D R1GH7 ON M3
CD: UNL355 KARK17 AN5W3R5 5OON...

AC: (X3)- YOULL DO WHAT?
AC: (X3)- HOOK UP WITH A DIFUR3NT T3AM?
AC: (X3)- B3CLAWS ILL KILL YOU

CD: WHA7 O7H3R CHO1C3 DO 1 HAV3?
CD: MAYB3 W3 CAN JU57 BR1NG 1N A 7H1RD 9AR7Y...

AC: (X3)- LIK3 WHO?
AC: (X3)- KARKIT DO3SNT TRUST ANYON3 3NOUGH FOR THAT SHIT

CD: 593AK OF 7H3 D3V1L
AC: (X3)- ?
CD: 5OM3ON35 7ROLL1NG M3
CD: G1V3 M3 A 53COND

17/05/15
"Olitea, Carian: Be the teal one. "

You, the teal one, have no time to complain about the fact your name wasnât used. In fact, you donât have much time at all. You just heard an explosion fairly near your hive⦠It can only be one thing. The meteors are coming and NO ONE IS FUCKING ANSWERING YOUR MESSAGES! What are you going to do???

14/05/15
"======>"

They are much too epic for this simple narrative.

14/05/15
"Enough?"

14/05/15
"Epic"

14/05/15
"This "

14/05/15
"Is"

14/05/15
"Olitea, Carian: Do something epic together? "

13/05/15
"======>"

Everyone may now bow.

13/05/15
"Oh, youâre not done. "

13/05/15
"======>"

Great job!

13/05/15
"======>"

13/05/15
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13/05/15
"======>"

13/05/15
"Olitea: Do the cool thing. "

13/05/15
"Carian: Be the cat boy. "

The âcat boyâ does have a name, you know? And he is about to do something incredibly cool.

12/05/15
"======>"

Oh in the name of GLUB!

12/05/15
"Cairan: Exit. "

Sure! The door is right here, next to your Troll Nicki Minaj Anaconda Poster. Youâll just stroll right up to your roof. Sillix mentioned something about a gate you have to go through. You might as well see what that's all about.

12/05/15
"Carian: Take grist."

You wonder what you possibly could use this forâ¦

12/05/15
"======>"

Omg, you ROCK! That was completely awesome!

12/05/15
"======>"

12/05/15
"======>"

12/05/15
"======>"

12/05/15
"======>"

Whatever, your strife deck isnât complaining.

12/05/15
"======> "

You pick up your weapon and aim it to throw again. Luckily you long ago got two strife specibi gun-kind and wand-kind. You might not be using magic, but this still counts as wand kind, right?

12/05/15
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12/05/15
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12/05/15
"======>"

CARIAN: I can stab you Vith my toy Vand!
CARIAN: Itâs not the nicest Vay to go atrout this, but you asked for it Mr.

12/05/15
"======>"

CARIAN: Thatâs right, resign to your fate.
CARIAN: I canât use my gun without ruining my room⦠O-o
CARIAN: But you knoV Vhat I can use, huh?

12/05/15
"Sillix: Be someone having a harder time."

You are now very distressed, and Carian. Congratulations.

CARIAN: GET DOVN HERE AND FIGHT ME! DONâT YOU DARE TOUCH MY POSTER OF TROLL IGGY! I VILL END YOU!!! (òaó)

11/05/15
"Sillix: Level up."

Oh would you look at that! Youâve leveled up. You are now a barcode scanner. Which is actually a real thing you can do. What a day. What a level. You think you can handle this game just fine.

11/05/15
"============>>"

Even if they donât give too much grist, itâs still fun.

11/05/15
"============>>"

You hastily OPTIC BLAST and use your ninja stars to destroy all nearby imps.

11/05/15
"============>>"

You have to get rid of these abominations.

11/05/15
"============>>"

Ew. These ones arenât even cool! They just are different colors. Blue and black. Jees, you hate those colors. You donât care what anyone tells you, itâs white and gold, end of story.

11/05/15
"============>>"

Oh look! More losers are coming to the âget your butt whoopedâ party. As a generous host you canât let them down.

08/05/15
"============>>"

Ahahaha. Get rekt!

08/05/15
"Right now itâs time toâ¦"

OPTIC BLAST!

08/05/15
"============>>"

Oh well. Itâs nothing you can control. So why worry?

((Warning: Flashing lights ahead. Please skip to page 798 to avoid these lights if you need too.))

08/05/15
"============>>"

Look at all these dumb imps. They seem to have evolved. Judging by the horns, Carian has entered the game, but⦠Why do some have meow-beast like horns? Oh no. You just know this has âidiots screwing upâ all over it.

08/05/15
"============>>"

You have bested the treacherous caverns. You must now retire. Hopefully imps havenât screwed up your hive too much.

08/05/15
"============>>"

Freedom.

08/05/15
"============>>"

Hold up⦠Is that what you think it is??

06/05/15
"============>>"

06/05/15
"============>>"

06/05/15
"============>>"

â¦
Are you hallucinating? Because if the clock and notebook were actually here youâre sure they would have started the horrible singing already.
â¦
Youâre getting out of here before the singing starts.

06/05/15
"============>>"

You hate your bizarre interests.

06/05/15
"Sillix: Resist the urge to complete that rhyme. "

You resist with all your self-control.
â¦
â¦
â¦
Whoa there friend, you might need to slow down.
Oh. Darn. You failed.

06/05/15
"Sillix: Lay down to escape gas."

For some reason, you feel like this is not the course of action you should be taking. The gas is getting thicker by the second. There is a time and a place for mucking aroundâ¦

06/05/15
"============>>"

Yeah, you have no idea how to get out of this cave and youâre pretty sure this purple gas is poisonous. What a time to be alive.

06/05/15
"Saffir: Be someone else."

You are now Sillix, and you think you might be in some deep trouble

03/05/15
"======>"

UGH!!!! What is WRONG with them???

03/05/15
"======>"

Oh fuck no.

03/05/15
"Saffir: Talk to the consorts. "

SAFFIR: /->/ so
SAFFIR: /->/ hi

CONSORT: Noot.
CONSORT: Noot. Noot.

SAFFIR: /->/ wut u want?
CONSORT: Noot.
SAFFIR: /->/ yea
SAFFIR: /->/ ok

CONSORT: Hello theif!
SAFFIR: /->/ ...
SAFFIR: /->/ hi

CONSORT: Would you like to help me?
SAFFIR: /->/ no
CONSORT: I have a gift for you.
SAFFIR: /->/ u do?
SAFFIR: /->/ wut is it?

CONSORT: Please help me first.
SAFFIR: /->/ oh fuck u
SAFFIR: /->/ idgaf bout ur gift

CONSORT: Theif, you need it.
SAFFIR: /->/ fuck off
CONSORT: Noot.

03/05/15
"======> "

Oh look itâs this fucker. Youâve seen them all over the place.

03/05/15
"Saffir: Explore world."

Instead of going through the first gate again like an idiot, you just go ahead and jump down. That way you can just come back on foot, rather than searching for some bullshit gate again.

03/05/15
"Saffir: Explain Planet. "

The Land of Drones and Sparks, or LODAS for short. Itâs a surprisingly colorful land, with a severe lack of sparks, but perhaps that is for the best. Thereâs enough oil on this planet to last Endofet a million exploration missions with some oil to spare. The rivers are full of it! The oil comes directly from those tall pillars. Youâre yet to be able to break into one yet and it sucks.

03/05/15
"Saffir: Go outside."

Youâve already been out here though. Your first gate was pretty easy to get to, and youâve been exploring the neat planet youâre on.

03/05/15
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You donât even know what you should do now.

30/04/15
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No you donât have time for that. You have a game you already hate to play.

To stop yourself from falling asleep from boredom, you set an adrenaline release in 15 minutes. That should keep you awake and moving.

30/04/15
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What did you do to deserve such hard obstacles? You doubt any other troll has it as bad as you! And no one ever understands you. You are alone in this world. A single teenage troll against the whole wide world.
â¦
Youâre⦠Kind of getting⦠tiredâ¦

30/04/15
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Youâre doing pretty ok in the game so far. Your sprite majorly sucks. She is just so annoying! You know sheâs nothing like you for that exact reason. You should have known a robot could never actually embody your personality. Oh well.

You are really losing incentive for this game. Yeah it was fun at first, but killing imps for no gain kind of got old. All the grist you collect is spent within seconds. Both the imps and Saffirsprite keep using it all. You havenât got to alchamitize anything at all. God. Why is everything so hard for you?

30/04/15
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You werenât gone for long, maybe an hour or so. Isnât he used to you being gone? He needs to get his rusty ass back here so you can call up Maryam, and get this game going. Jaykay is going to be pissed. You hope this doesnât have any long lasting implications.

30/04/15
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Ok Saffir, calm down. Just have to think it out. Where could he be?

30/04/15
"Alentr: Be your lovely matesprit."

WHERE IS YOUR BABY? WHERE DID HE GO!??

27/04/15
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ALENTR: (i lOst nOthing but my sight and functiOnality)
AURENA: DON'T TRY TO FUCKING SCARE ME WITH BIG WORDS. I WAS VANTAS'S KISSMESIS FOR A|__|MOST 2 SWEEPS. YOU WONT GET FAR.
ALENTR: (i have nO idea what yOur saying)
AURENA: A|__|RIGHT |__|ETS GET RO|__||__|ING!
ALENTR: (when dO i see carian?)

27/04/15
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AURENA: YOU CAN STI|__||__| F|__|Y AND SHIT RIGHT?
ALENTR: (i am nOt that useless)

27/04/15
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AURENA: WHAT'S UP, CHICO?
AURENA: I FIGURED I'D CROP BY BEFORE A|__||__| THIS NASTY FUCKING GAME BUSINESS.
AURENA: YOU FUCKERS |__|IVE CRAZY C|__|OSE TO VANTAS.
AURENA: THAT'S PRETTY FUCKING CONCERNING THAT I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT BEFORE.
AURENA: WAIT...
AURENA: WHERE THE FUCK IS YOU HIVE?

ALENTR: (what the fuck are yOu Of all trOlls dOing here?)
ALENTR: (i want nOthing tO dO with yOu)
ALENTR: (gO away)

AURENA: HARSH, CHICO.
AURENA: I JUST WANNA FUCKING TA|__|K TO SAFFIR.
AURENA: SET SHIT RIGHT BEFORE I |__|EAVE.

ALENTR: (leave?)
ALENTR: (where are yOu gOing? (hOpefully far far fucking away))

AURENA: PFFT.
AURENA: CHICO YOU KNOW EXACT|__|Y JACK SHIT ABOUT THIS GAME, AM I RIGHT?

ALENTR: (what dOes the game matter?)
ALENTR: (what dOes anything matter?)
ALENTR: (i am pretty sure saffir is gOne)

AURENA: ...
AURENA: WHAT.

ALENTR: (the entire hive is gOne!)
ALENTR: (she must have left me tO live whatever sweeps i have remaining alOne)

AURENA: ...
AURENA: YOU HAVE MORE FUCKING QUADRANTS THAN JUST SAFFIR. YOU DO REMEMBER THAT RIGHT?

ALENTR: (that dOes nOt matter)
ALENTR: (everything is gOne)

AURENA: BUT...
AURENA: WON'T YOU SEE HER AS SOON AS YOU...
AURENA: OH SHIT.
AURENA: SHE'S P|__|AYING THE FUCKING GAME WITHOUT YOU, ISN'T SHE??

ALENTR: (yeah i guess)
ALENTR: (why are yOu still here?)
ALENTR: (what can yOu dO?)

AURENA: YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING ME|__|ODRAMATIC PIECE OF DUMB SHIT.
ALENTR: (i knOw)
AURENA: ...
AURENA: UH.
AURENA: RIGHT.
AURENA: SO YOU WANT A CHANCE IN FUCK TO MAYBE SEE HER AGAIN I GUESS?

ALENTR: (if yOur Offering tO kill me feel free)
AURENA: SHE'S NOT DEAD YOU IDIOTA!
ALENTR: (prOve it)
AURENA: GOD DAMN FUCK UUGGHGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
AURENA: HOW DOES SHE STAND YOU???
AURENA: I'D |__|EAVE YOUR ASS TOO IF I HAD HER FA|__||__|ING APART AND BAR|__|EY PASSING AS SANE CONSCIENCE!

ALENTR: (what is that suppOsed tO mean?)
AURENA: IT MEANS,
AURENA: THAT BEING A GOD PERSON REA|__||__|Y FUCKING SUCKS.
AURENA: I CAN'T |__|EAVE YOU HERE.
AURENA: EVEN IF SHE COU|__|D.

ALENTR: (...)
ALENTR: (why nOt?)

AURENA: GOOD QUESTION.
AURENA: ASK MY PIECE OF SHIT |__|USUS AND A|__||__| THE NASTY ASS SCHOO|__| FEEDING I GOT ABOUT FUCKING EMPATHY AND SHIT |__|IKE THAT.

ALENTR: (yOu can't make me leave)
AURENA: UGH. YOU'RE AS BAD AS VANTAS.
ALENTR: (whO is that?)
AURENA: DOESN'T MATTER. JUST...
AURENA: DO YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN?

ALENTR: (dOes it matter what i want?)
AURENA: YES! YES IT FUCKING MATTERS YOU FUCKING HA|__|F BRAIN!
ALENTR: (Oh...)
ALENTR: (i...)
ALENTR: (i want tO see her)

AURENA: GOOD.
AURENA: IT MIGHT TAKE A WHI|__|E, BUT I'M SURE THE GAME CAN BE MANIPU|__|ATED INTO A|__||__|OWING TO, AT THE VERY FUCKING |__|EAST, SEE HER.
AURENA: I'M NOT TOO SCHOO|__| FED ON THE WHO|__|E GAME MECHANICS THING, BUT WITH SI|__||__|IX ON OUR TEAM, YOU SHOU|__|D GET A FUCKING CONVERSATION IN AT THE VERY |__|EAST.

ALENTR: (sillix?)
AURENA: YEAH! I'M NOT THE ON|__|Y-
ALENTR: (carian?)
AURENA: YEAH?
ALENTR: (i will play)
AURENA: THAT... THAT WAS FUCKING IT?
ALENTR: (yes i am cOnvinced)
ALENTR: (let's gO)

AURENA: |__|
AURENA: FUCK.
AURENA: OK?

27/04/15
"Alentr: Have a visitor. "

Lies. There are no-

AURENA: HEY ASSHO|__|E!

â¦
Fuck everything.

27/04/15
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You went outside for three minutes. Three! How did she manage to explode the entire hive in three minutes? Thatâs moderately impressive, even for Saffir. You donât even have any way to contact her to see if she got out ok.

27/04/15
"Aurena: Be the surprised one. "

WHAT. THE. FUCK.
WHERE IS YOUR HIVE? WHERE IS IT?????
YOUâVE BEEN STANDING HERE SCREAMING FOR THE PAST 45 MINUETS BUT YOU DONâT KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO!

27/04/15
"Aurena: Fly away. "

Youâre getting out of here before Vantas gets any dangerous ideas, like coming out here and trying to explain herself. That would just be disastrous. You need some time to brew this over alone.

27/04/15
"Explain your feelings. "

Before this point you didnât even know you had feelings. Do you have feelings? Black feelings. You have black feelings. But Vantas has made it very clear she wants nothing to do with you in that quadrant. So is she⦠flipping on you? No. No thatâs wrong. She has a matesprit. YOU have a matesprit! You must be reading into this too much. But why did she run away?????

DAMN YOU VANTAS AND YOUR CONFUSING TRIANGLE HOOVEBEAST SHIT!!

24/04/15
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No. Youâre complete trash and you know it. But if you never act on your feelings they donât count right?
â¦
â¦
â¦
What just happened wasnât acting on it. You were emotionally compromised.

24/04/15
"Karkit: Donât you have a matesprit already?"

Well, technically yes. But you never reveled your true intentions for giving the Nitram a hug! Anything assumption made is nothing more than speculation and cannot be held against you! For all anyone else knows, you could be being super nice to her as a long drawn out way to mess with her head and make her hate you more. Thatâs what a good kissmesis does, isnât it?

24/04/15
"Present Karkit: Wake up from your night dream. "

Youâre not asleep! Merely dazed a bit. Itâs nice to remember back before things got complicated between the two of you. Thatâs probably one of the best memories of Aurena you have. Which is a bit ironic given that was one of the worst moments of your life. Whatever. Quadrants work in strange ways.

24/04/15
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AURENA: VANTAS.
AURENA: SHUT UP.

KARKIT: ...
KARKIT: I-

AURENA: I SAID SHUT UP, CHICA. DON'T MAKE ME REGRET BEING A |__|ITT|__|E SOFT WITH YOU.
KARKIT: Sorry.
AURENA: AYE, YOU'RE FINE. YOU'VE BEEN THROUGH SOME SHIT.
KARKIT: Wh6t h6ppened to your horn?
AURENA: I'M FINE.
KARKIT: 9ut-
AURENA: VANTAS.
KARKIT: Fine.
KARKIT: Th6nk you.

24/04/15
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AURENA: VANTAS?
KARKIT: Go 6w6y.
AURENA: VANTAS.
KARKIT: No!
AURENA: PERRA I AM TRYING TO FUCKING TA|__|K TO YOU! I WI|__||__| BE FUCKED TI|__||__| WEDNESDAY IF YOU DON'T FUCKING |__|ISTEN!
KARKIT: ...
KARKIT: Get down, you'll injure yourself.

AURENA: YOU'RE STI|__||__| CRYING.
KARKIT: No, I'm not.
AURENA: CHICA, I CAN SEE THE FUCKING TEARS!
KARKIT: Lies. You must 9e experiencing some post heroism delusion. Everyone is now in immedi6te distress 6nd you must s6ve them. Th6t is not the c6se. I don't w6nt your help.
AURENA: I KNOW.
KARKIT: I don't need your help either.
AURENA: I KNOW.
KARKIT: Then le6ve.
AURENA: NO.
KARKIT: Why not? Wh6t could you possi9ly g6in?

24/04/15
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AURENA: OH SHIT...
AURENA: UH...
AURENA: THERE THERE VANTAS.
AURENA: DON'T WORRY... OR SHIT |__|IKE THAT.
AURENA: FUCKING SORRY A|__||__| YOUR FRIENDS DIED.
AURENA: REA|__||__|Y, I AM?
AURENA: VANTAS STOP GETTING EMOTIONA|__| ON ME I CAN'T DEA|__| WITH THIS!!!

KARKIT: I just... I... They... Oh god!
AURENA: VANTAS!
AURENA: THAT ISN'T NOT GETTING EMOTIONA|__|!
AURENA: THAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF THAT THING.
AURENA: SO FUCKING KNOCK IT OFF!
AURENA: I'M NOT YOUR MOIRAI|__|!
AURENA: I AM NOT EQUIPPED FOR THIS GOD DAMN IT!

KARKIT: I'm sorry. I just.. they...
AURENA: OK OK OK.
AURENA: |__|ET'S STOP WITH THE ... THING.
AURENA: CAN EVERYONE HERE PROMISE TO COMP|__|ETE A FUCKING SENTENCE WHEN THEY START IT?
AURENA: VANTAS?
AURENA: ARE YOU NOT GOING TO TA|__|K NOW?
AURENA: FUCK.
AURENA: SORRY A|__|RIGHT?

24/04/15
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KARKIT: YOU DON'T UNDERST6ND!
KARKIT: Oh god oh god oh fuck god d6mn fuck 6h6hhhhhhhhhh!!!
KARKIT: Those were my inm6tes!
KARKIT: Oh god.
KARKIT: They're de6d!
KARKIT: No!
KARKIT: Th6t c6n't-
KARKIT: They didn't do 6nything!
KARKIT: This isn't
KARKIT: Oh god!

24/04/15
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AURENA: SO...
AURENA: YOU'RE GOOD?

KARKIT: I 6m fine.
KARKIT: Ple6se le6ve.

AURENA: CAN'T DO THAT, CHICA.
AURENA: I'M SUPPOSED TO A|__|ERT THE DOCTORS WHEN YOU WAKE UP.
AURENA: I'M GUESSING YOU WANT A |__|ITT|__|E TIME TO YOUR FUCKING SE|__|F THOUGH.

KARKIT: Yes.
AURENA: HEY.
AURENA: VANTAS.

KARKIT: Wh6t?
AURENA: I KNOW I'M NOT YOU'RE NUMBER ONE CHOICE FOR AN AUDIENCE, BUT I'M HERE.
KARKIT: ...
AURENA: UGH, |__|OOK.
AURENA: NOTHING YOU SAY HERE WI|__||__| EVER BE FUCKING USED AGAINST YOU. OK?

KARKIT: ...
AURENA: VANTAS YOU NEED TO TA|__|K TO SOMEONE!
KARKIT: Where's Olite6?
AURENA: ...
AURENA: HE GOT INJURED WHI|__|E SAVING YOU. HE'S OK. MOST|__|Y.
AURENA: YEAH HE UM... TOOK OUT THE EXECUTIONER.

KARKIT: Hm. Sounds like him.
AURENA: YEAH.
KARKIT: Did you not w6nt him to?
AURENA: WHAT?
KARKIT: You're upset 69out something. Is it perh6ps th6t you w6nted to 9e the one s6ving me entirely?
AURENA: WHAT? FUCK NO.
AURENA: IT'S UH... MORE COMP|__|ICATED THAN THAT.
AURENA: I COU|__|DN'T HAVE SAVED YOU WITHOUT HIS HE|__|P.

KARKIT: H6. You couldn't h6ve t6ken out the executioner? Or w6s their too m6ny gu6rds?
AURENA: NEITHER. WE|__||__|... KINDA THE FIRST.
AURENA: REMEMBER MY F|__|ARPING PARTNER?
AURENA: THE SHORT HAIRED ONE?

KARKIT: The one who shot 6n 6rrow through my co6t 9ec6use I c6lled her 6nnoying? Yes, I remem9er.
AURENA: HA, YEAH.
AURENA: IT WAS HER.

KARKIT: Oh...
KARKIT: 9ut...
KARKIT: 9ut weren't you two-

AURENA: |__|ET'S NOT TA|__|K ABOUT IT.
KARKIT: ...
KARKIT: I'm sorry.

AURENA: YEAH WHATEVER.
KARKIT: 6uren6.
KARKIT: I 6m.

AURENA: ...
AURENA: OK.
AURENA: FUCK THIS IS AWKWARD.
AURENA: WANT ME TO CA|__||__| THE DOCTORS?

KARKIT: NO!
KARKIT: I me6n...
KARKIT: No.
KARKIT: Not yet 6t le6st.
KARKIT: I w6nt to h6ve 6t le6st 6 96sic underst6nding 6s of wh6ts going on first.
KARKIT: You s6id we 6re 6t 6 hospit6l, 9ut you 6lso mentioned the re9ellion.
KARKIT: C6n you el69or6te?

AURENA: THIS IS A BASE SET UP IN THE 8TH DISTRICT.
AURENA: THIS AREA IS A|__|MOST FU|__||__|Y CONTRO|__||__|ED BY THE |__|OWER B|__|OODS.
AURENA: NO HIGHB|__|OODED FUCKWADS TO WORRY ABOUT.
AURENA: SO THEY'RE KEEPING YOU HERE UNTI|__| YOU RECOVER.

KARKIT: ...
KARKIT: Is there 6ny specific re6soning 9ehind this course of 6ction, or did you somehow pull 6 f6vor?

AURENA: HA
AURENA: CHICA, IF I WAS IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO PU|__||__| A FAVOR |__|IKE THIS YOU WOU|__|DN'T HAVE BEEN FUCING CAPTURED IN THE FIRST P|__|ACE.

KARKIT: Then why on Endofet do 6ny of these trolls give 6 shit 69out me??
AURENA: PERRA,
AURENA: YOU HAVE A B|__|OOD CO|__|OR NONE OF THEM HAVE EVEN HEARD OF BEFORE.
AURENA: YOU TOOK A HUGE FUCKING /CHOMP/ OUT OF THE KINGS ARM.
AURENA: YOU WERE GOING TO BE EXECUTED ON HIS COMMAND, AND SAVING YOU WAS A HUGE "FUCK YOU AND EVERYTHING YOU CARE" ABOUT TO THE ENTIRE HIGHB|__|OOD SYSTEM.
AURENA: SO YEAH.
AURENA: THEY GIVE A |__|OT OF SHITS ABOUT SAVING YOU.
AURENA: I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE F|__|IPPING THE FUCK OUT ABOUT ANYWAY.
AURENA: BE FUCKING GRATEFU|__| SOMEONE SAVED YOUR ASS.
AURENA: MORE IMPORTANT|__|Y, I'M STI|__||__| WAITING ON MY THANKS.

KARKIT: ...
KARKIT: Th6nks.
KARKIT: I guess.

AURENA: YOU GUESS?
AURENA: VANTAS, WHAT'S UP?

KARKIT: Excuse me for h6ving 6 9it of 6 h6rd time 6ccepting the f6ct th6t everyone including the fucking emperor knows my 9lood color 6nd somehow the universe h6s gr6nted me 6 ch6nce to still 9e living. It just doesn't m6ke 6ny sense.
KARKIT: I...
KARKIT: I should 9e de6d.

AURENA: NAH, YOU'RE JUST FEE|__|ING A |__|ITT|__|E SHOCK. IT'S COO|__|.
AURENA: YOU'|__||__| BE FINE IN A FEW HOURS.
AURENA: YOU JUST HAVE TO |__|ET EVERYTHING SINK IN.

KARKIT: ...
KARKIT: Wh6t h6ppened 6fter?

AURENA: AFTER WHAT?
KARKIT: 6fter I w6s s6ved.
KARKIT: There's no w6y the Emperor w6s contented with my esc6pe. He must h6ve 9een 69solutly livid.
KARKIT: Oh god.

AURENA: OH YEAH THEY REP|__|ACED YOU.
KARKIT: Re... Repl6ced me? With who?
AURENA: SOME RANDOM PRISONERS FROM THE IMPERIA|__| BRIG.
KARKIT: WH6T?
AURENA: THE WHO|__|E |__|OT OF THEM.
AURENA: HE JUST PU|__||__|ED THEM A|__||__| OUT AND INTRODUCED THEM TO THE TRIDENT. KINDA STUPID IF YOU ASK ME.
AURENA: HE DIDN'T EVEN SAY WHAT THEY DID, SO IT'S POSSIB|__|E THEY WERE INNOCENT.
AURENA: WHO WANTS TO TRUST HIM NOW? NO ONE THAT'S WHO! HA... UH... VANTAS?
AURENA: VANTAS.
AURENA: VANTAS, WHATS UP?
AURENA: DUDE.
AURENA: WHAT THE FUCK?

24/04/15
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KARKIT: Th6t is too long!
KARKIT: No w6y w6s I in th6t prison for 6n entire pedigree! Th6t is 69solutely ins6ne!
KARKIT: 6re you 69solutely positive??!?

AURENA: UH...
AURENA: YES?

KARKIT: Holy fucking shit nuggets!!!!
KARKIT: Get me out of this thing!
KARKIT: I h6ve pl6nts to w6ter!
KARKIT: 6 moir6il to tend!
KARKIT: 6 lusus to...
KARKIT: 6 MOIR6IL!!!
KARKIT: SKIZEE NEEDS MY HELP!
KARKIT: 6UREN6, GET ME OUT OF THIS!
KARKIT: WHY 6M I STUCK?
KARKIT: WH6T THE FUCK IS THIS????

AURENA: CHICA, CHI|__||__|!
AURENA: CA|__|M YOURSE|__|F.
AURENA: YOU'RE IN A BRACE SO EVERYTHING COU|__|D HEA|__| CORRECT|__|Y, AND SO YOU WOU|__|DN'T S|__|IP BE|__|OW THE S|__|IME IN YOUR FUCKING COMA |__|IKE STATE.
AURENA: JESUS, CA|__|M YOUR TITS.

KARKIT: Wh6t 69out Skizee??
KARKIT: H6ve you t6lked to him recently?

AURENA: YEAH, HE'S FINE. WE|__||__|... C|__|OSE TO FINE, A|__|RIGHT?
AURENA: THOSE IDIOT C|__|OWNS THOUGHT IT WOU|__|D BE FUCKING HI|__|ARIOUS TO CARVE OUT HIS EYES, BUT OTHER THAN THAT HE'S OK.

KARKIT: ...
AURENA: WHAT?
KARKIT: ...
AURENA: WHAT??
KARKIT: ...
AURENA: VANTAS. STOP GIVING ME THAT FUCKING |__|OOK.
KARKIT: Get me out of this thing! Oh my god, I need to see him right now! Is he ok??? Oh my god let me out!!!!!
AURENA: OH MY FUCKING...
AURENA: NURCE!
AURENA: CAN I GET A NURCE IN HERE?

KARKIT: 6uren6 ple6se listen to me!
KARKIT: His m6tesprit!
KARKIT: She w6s hung!
KARKIT: If they cut out...

AURENA: YEAH, |__|OOK I FUCKING GET IT! HE'S IN A SHIT P|__|ACE. OH WE|__||__|.
AURENA: YOU NEED TO CONCINTRATE ON GETTING HEA|__|ED. AND STOP FUCKING THRASHING! YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK SOMETHING.
AURENA: OR I GUESS REBREAK IT.
AURENA: ONE OF YOUR |__|EGS WAS A|__|READY BROKEN, AND YOUR SHOU|__|DER WAS DIS|__|OCATED.
AURENA: SO YOU CAN'T BE WA|__|KING OR MOVING ANY TIME SOON.

KARKIT: 9ut... 9ut... 9ut...
AURENA: NO BUTS, CHICA.
AURENA: YOUR ASS IS STAYING RIGHT FUCKING HERE.

KARKIT: C6n I see him 6t le6st?
AURENA: THIS IS A HIGH|__|Y RESTRICTED AREA. I HAD TO FIGHT TOOTH AND NAI|__| TO GET IN HERE, AND I'M A BROWN B|__|OOD, AND A FUCK UP MYSE|__|F. YOU THINK THE REBE|__||__|ION IS GOING TO |__|ET A TEA|__| B|__|OOD WITH A FUCKING HISTORY OF MESSING AROUND WITH C|__|OWNS WITHIN A MI|__|E FUCKING RADIUS?
KARKIT: ...
KARKIT: The re9ellion?

AURENA: YOU THINK I SAVED YOU A|__||__| ON MY OWN?
AURENA: I HAD FUCKING BACK UP.

KARKIT: Oh...

24/04/15
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KARKIT: ...?
KARKIT: 6uren6?

AURENA: SUP PRINCESA.
KARKIT: 6m... 6m I in 6 hospit6l?
AURENA: NO, WE'RE AT THE BARK BEAST PARK. WHAT'S IT FUCKING |__|OOKING |__|IKE, CHICA?
KARKIT: ...
KARKIT: W6s 6ny of th6t 6 dre6m?
KARKIT: Perh6ps some m6nifest6tion of 6nesthesi6?

AURENA: I DON'T KNOW.
AURENA: ARE YOU TA|__|KING ABOUT TRIPPY SHIT, OR SOMETHING MORE REA|__|ISTIC?

KARKIT: ...
KARKIT: I don't-

AURENA: IF YOU'RE TA|__|KING ABOUT HOW FUCKING AWESOME I WAS WHEN I SAVED YOUR ASS, THEN NO, IT WASN'T A DREAM.
KARKIT: S6ved me?
AURENA: YEAH, CHICA.
AURENA: YOUR ASS WAS ABOUT TO BE DEAD.
AURENA: THIS PERRA RIGHT HERE SAVED THE DAY! DON'T WORRY, YOU CAN THANK ME |__|ATER.
AURENA: NO ACTUA|__||__|Y, THANK ME NOW.

KARKIT: You s6ved me?
AURENA: WE ESTAB|__|ISHED THIS, YES.
AURENA: KEEP UP.

KARKIT: My p6n is foggy.
AURENA: OH YEAH, THEY HOOKED YOU UP EAR|__|IER TO HE|__|P WITH PAIN.
KARKIT: Oh...
KARKIT: So I w6s 6ctu6lly c6ught?
KARKIT: Then rescued?

AURENA: YEAH. YOU'VE BEEN MISSING FOR |__|IKE A MONTH.
KARKIT: Oh wow, th6t's-
KARKIT: 6 MONTH???

AURENA: YEAH!
AURENA: I WAS WONDERING WHERE YOUR ASS WAS, THEN THERE'S A|__||__| THESE A|__|ERTS. "MUTANT B|__|OOD FOUND! TO BE EXECUTED." AND I'M |__|IKE, GOD DAMN IT VANTAS, WHAT DID YOU FUCKING DO?
AURENA: SO I SAVED YOUR ASS.
AURENA: P|__|AN AND...
AURENA: VANTAS?
AURENA: ARE YOU-

KARKIT: 6 month!
KARKIT: 6 whole month!
KARKIT: Oh my god!

19/04/15
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AURENA: WE|__|COME TO THE |__|AND OF THE WA|__|KING AND TA|__|KING, S|__|EEPING BEAUTY.

What?

19/04/15
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Oh⦠A recuperacoon? What? Why arenât you dead? Or⦠Are you dead? Is this some after life? Is that what this is all about?

19/04/15
"======>"

Seriously, where are you?

19/04/15
"======>"

Is that a⦠Ceiling? Well⦠You guess itâs better than a floor.

19/04/15
"======>"

Oh god not this blurry shit again.

19/04/15
"Eventually, you woke up. "

But⦠Where are you if not dead?

17/04/15
"======>"

Maybe it was for the best. You heard from the rebellion leaders that the execution was brutal. According to report, you actually were awake during the time. You passed on the details. You really donât want to know what was so horrific that it forced your think pan to forget the entire night.

17/04/15
"======>"

You were told he visited again, only to find you asleep. What he might have said or did was a mystery. Maybe they had slipped you some drug to put you out. You werenât sure. The entire time was a blank. A giant gaping hole in your memory. You can only assume the guards werenât kind during the execution. You have scars to prove it.

But maybe⦠Maybe the scars were from something else entirely⦠You donât know, and you really donât like thinking about it.

17/04/15
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You tried to stay awake. You tried desperately to face your fate while awake, but found you couldnât. There was no way to blame getting drugged, because itâs not like they gave you anything to eat that night, but the sleep was sudden, as if from an outside source.

Itâs actually a little funny. After you fell asleep, you had no memory. None. You donât remember a single thing that happened after that.

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Well that definitely could have gone better⦠Or maybe it couldnât have? What did any of this even matter anyway? You could either live through the humiliation of becoming that guyâs accessory to show around at parties, or you could be tried and executed on account of your blood. There was no work around. No absconding.

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â¦
You need a filter. Seriously, where is your mouth filter? You donât have one.

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JAYKAY: FIN-E
JAYKAY: YOU WANT TO MAK-E M-E GLUBBING MAD?
JAYKAY: CONGRATS B-EAC)(
JAYKAY: YOU DID IT

KARKIT: ...
JAYKAY: DID YOU R-EALLY T)(INK YOU COULD JUST FUCKING ABSCOND
KARKIT: Well it's 6lw6ys worked 9efore!
JAYKAY: W-ELL TOO FUCKING BAD
JAYKAY: T)(AT JUST SUCKS

KARKIT: Ugh! Wh6t is your de6l? Just le6ve 6lre6dy! I w6nt nothing to do with you, 6nd I don't need your pity!
JAYKAY: YOULL B-E C)(ANGING YOAR TUN-E SOON
KARKIT: Re6lly? 9ec6use I've h6d no inclin6tion of ch6nging thus f6r.
JAYKAY: W)(AL-E YOU JUST GAV-E M-E A GLUBBING C)(ALL-ENG-E
JAYKAY: YOU WANT TO B-E FUCKING STRONG AND TAK-E YOAR D-EAT)(
JAYKAY: ILL MAK-E YOU B-EG FOR IT
JAYKAY: YOU DONT G-ET OUT OF T)(IS -EASY

KARKIT: ...
JAYKAY: )(AV-E FUN WIT)( YOUR R-EMAINING NIG)(T

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JAYKAY: DONT B-E SO STUPID!
JAYKAY: WAIT
JAYKAY: G-ET BACK )(-ER-E!!!

KARKIT: Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope! Nope!

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JAYKAY: )(AV-E YOU COM-E TO YOUR S-ENS-ES?
KARKIT: ...
KARKIT: Don't st69 me.

JAYKAY: I AM K-ELPING YOU!
KARKIT: I don't need your help!

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KARKIT: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!
JAYKAY: STOP DODGING!
KARKIT: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKK!!!! 6HHHHHHH!!! NO!

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JAYKAY: G-ET UP
KARKIT: oh w6it god no w6it
JAYKAY: NO!!!

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KARKIT: ...

15/04/15
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JAYKAY: YOAR GOING TO FUCKING G-ET IT
KARKIT: No, th6t's fine. I don't w6nt it. You c6n keep it!

15/04/15
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It was only a few days before your scheduled execution, when HE showed up.

JAYKAY: STOP B-EING A STUPID B-EAC)( OK?
JAYKAY: -EV-ERYON-E AND T)(I-ER LUSUS KNOWS YOAR GOING TO GIV-E UP
JAYKAY: SO DONT B-E GLUBBING STUBBORN

KARKIT: ...
JAYKAY: IM S)(ORIOUS
JAYKAY: JUST ADMIT YOU W-ER-E WRONG IN BITING M-E AND I CAN GO FROM T)(-ER-E

KARKIT: ...
JAYKAY: WAT-ER YOU DOING?
JAYKAY: GIVING M-E T)(-E SIL-ENT TR-EATM-ENT?
JAYKAY: B-EAC)( LIST-EN )(-ER-E
JAYKAY: IM SAVING YOAR ASS
JAYKAY: YOU S)(OR-ED B-E GRAT-EFUL FOR MY ACTPUNS
JAYKAY: INST-EAD
JAYKAY: YOAR T)(ROWING A GLUBBING T-EMP-ER TANTRUM
JAYKAY: AND ACT PIK-E A LITTL-E WIGGL-ER

KARKIT: I'm not the one scre6ming just 9ec6use I c6n't h6ve something I w6nt.
JAYKAY: YOAR FIS)(ING TO DI-E B-ECAUS-E
JAYKAY: W)(AT?
JAYKAY: YOAR TOO GOOD TO B-E CULL-ED?

KARKIT: No.
KARKIT: I 6m refusing your invit6tion not 9ec6use I 6m too good to 9e c6lled, 9ut 9ec6use every single troll in the entire world is too good to 9e culled. It is 6 horri9le 6nd disgusting system. You high9loods think you're so gre6t just 9ec6use you don't kill us. 9ut re6lly, 6ll you're 6sking is to 9e glorified for 9eing civil 6nd not 6wful!
KARKIT: How c6n you consider th6t ok?

JAYKAY: O)( MY GLUBBING COD
JAYKAY: I WOULDNT B-E PIK-E A LOT OF )(IG)(BLOODS OAR OK?
JAYKAY: ITS NOT SO BAD B-EING A DOM-ESTICULL

KARKIT: H6! S6ys the emperor, the highest high9lood of the high. You know fucking NOTHING about my situation! You 6re simply inferring 96sed on wh6t you h6ve o9served in others.
JAYKAY: I )(AV-E A LOT MOR-E -EXP-ERI-ENC-E IN T)(-E ID-EA T)(AN YOU MIG)(T T)(INK GILL
KARKIT: Oh, sure. Wh6t? Did you h6ve 6n old domesticull? Did they die?
JAYKAY: IM NOT S)(ARING T)(AT INFORMATION WIT)( YOU
KARKIT: Ugh.
KARKIT: Fuck
KARKIT: Off.
KARKIT: I won't even s6y ple6se, 9ec6use you 6re undeserving of even the most simple of m6nors.

JAYKAY: LIST-EN )(-ER-E YOU W)(INY B-EAC)(
JAYKAY: YOU
JAYKAY: WILL DI-E
JAYKAY: WIT)(OUT M-E
JAYKAY: SO MAK-E YOAR C)(OIC-E NOW
JAYKAY: D-EAT)(
JAYKAY: OR A PLUS)( LIF-E IN T)(-E GLUBBING PALAC-E

KARKIT: ...
KARKIT: Honestly, wh6t do you think I 6m going to s6y?

JAYKAY: I T)(INK YOAR GOING TO FUCKING AGR-E-E
KARKIT: I think you're going to fucking le6ve.
JAYKAY: W)(AT IS YOUR PRAWNBL-EM???
KARKIT: My pr6wn9l...
KARKIT: My pro9lem,
KARKIT: Is you 6re 9eing completely unjust 6nd ridiculously closed minded!

JAYKAY: IM GLUBBING ATROUT L-ETTING YOU LIV-E!
JAYKAY: A MUTANT
JAYKAY: I S)(OULD KRILL YOU ON SIG)(T
JAYKAY: BUT IM GIVING YOU A C)(OIC-E
JAYKAY: )(OW T)(-E GLUB IS T)(AT CLOS-ED MIND-ED?

KARKIT: You 6re offering de6th or ensl6vement, 6nd 6ttempting to tell me ensl6vement is somehow 9etter.
KARKIT: Closed. Mother fucking. Minded.

JAYKAY: T)(ATS IT
JAYKAY: I GAV-E YOU A C)(OIC-E
JAYKAY: YOU C)(OS-E WRONG
JAYKAY: YOU WILL B-E MY DOM-ESTICULL IF YOU WANT TO OR NOT!

KARKIT: Th6ts-
KARKIT: Th6t's not how th6t works! Th6t's not how... 6nything works!
KARKIT: Everything you just s6id w6s wrong.
KARKIT: Num9er one.
KARKIT: Is is illeg6l to cull someone if they chose de6th over cullment.
KARKIT: Num9er two.
KARKIT: Th6t's not how choices work!
KARKIT: Choices 6re much not th6t!
KARKIT: They involve consequences for the 6ction you choose! 6nd the consequence must 9e different for e6ch option!
KARKIT: So either gr6nt me my freedom,
KARKIT: or deliver to me my de6th!
KARKIT: I refuse 6ny other option you present.

JAYKAY: ...
JAYKAY: G-ET OUT OF T)(-E C-ELL

KARKIT: ... No.
JAYKAY: OUT
KARKIT: No!
JAYKAY: B-EAC)( SO )(-ELP M-E
JAYKAY: I WILL FORC-E YOU OUT!

KARKIT: No.
JAYKAY: YOU DONT T)(INK I WILL
KARKIT: If you 6ttempt, you'll find 6nother chunk out of your 6rm. Expect this time I will l6tch on like one of those "pit 9ull" 96rk 9e6st lusus's. There will 9e no w6y to get my j6w to rele6se except perh6ps killing me. If nothing else, you will lose the use of your 6rm for 6 good while. Do you re6lly w6nt to fuck with someone who h6s 6 de6th wish 6nd 69solutely nothing to lose?
JAYKAY: ...
JAYKAY: GUARDS!
JAYKAY: OP-EN T)(IS DOOR AND BRING M-E MY TRID-ENT
JAYKAY: AND...
JAYKAY: A MUZZL-E OR SOM-ET)(ING

KARKIT: Oh fuck.

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But it was not the case.

You were warned of your execution long in advance. Twice you were asked wither you would consider the emperorâs offer. You refused both times. Maybe if you had been kept in prison alone, you might. But after seeing the way he treated trolls who committed no crime but be in relation to someone who actually helped him rise to power? ⦠You hated his guts.

The harsh tendencies of guards and seemingly lawlessness that the Brig lived in was also a contributing factor. The guards had no restrictions. No rules. Except maybe that they werenât allowed to be kind or kill anyone. But that was hardly a restriction because none of them had any intention of being kind and they werenât punished for killing.

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But there were some trolls who did. Your fellow inmates were highly interested in you. Not only was your blood color so strange, but you had taken a chunk out of the kings arm. This warranted their respect on my levels. They told you fantastical stories to pass the time. There was hardly much else to do. When it came your turn to tell stories, you had nothing remarkably entertaining to tell. So instead, you sang.

Through their stories, you soon learned the reasoning behind their imprisonment. Before Jaykay took over, there was a different queen. This much you knew. What you didnât know, was the strong rebellion that had taken hold of the land. According to them, Jaykay used this rebellion to gain ground in his attempt for the crown. Once he had reached his goal, he invited the rebellion leaders to dine with him and share in his glory. However, the food was poisoned. They all died within minutes.

The trolls in the Imperial Brig were the quadrants of the rebel leaders. Instead of a death sentence, they were resigned to spending the rest of their days in the Brig, never to see moonlight or a half decent meal again. After several days, you began to believe this might also be your fate.

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You were brought down by some pretty rough guards. Apparently, they didnât appreciate your uncanny ability to bite assholes.

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After that, you were taken below the palace. You never even knew there was an underneath to this place. But there is. Itâs completely under water, which means no escape for anyone without gills. You later learned this place was called The Imperial Brig.

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KARKIT: I'm de6d 6ren't I?
JAYKAY: YOU AR-E B-E)(OND D-EAD B-EAC)(
KARKIT: Yep, thought so.


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...

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JAYKAY: YOU...
JAYKAY: YOU BIT M-E
JAYKAY: YOU FUCKING BIT M-E!

KARKIT: I c6n't s6y you didn't deserve it 6nd I'm definitely not sorry. I don't like people touching me, especi6lly without my permission.
JAYKAY: YOU BIT M-E
JAYKAY: BITC)(

KARKIT: Oh my, not 6 fish pun is sight. Th6t's not good is it?

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JAYKAY: I GAV-E YOU A C)(OIC-E BUT YOU C)(OS-E WRONG
JAYKAY: SO ILL )(AV-E TO C)(OS-E FOR YOU

KARKIT: Th6t's not how choices work!
KARKIT: If you think th6t's how choices work, you need to seriously reev6lu6te your life 6nd w6ys of thinking!
KARKIT: Consequences come with choices. Depending on the choice you m6ke, 6 different outcome h6ppens! Well I m6de my choice! My 6nswer is no! LET GO OF ME!

JAYKAY: YOU AR-E B-EING SUC)( A CLOS-E MIND-ED B-EAC)(!
JAYKAY: LOOK AT W)(AT IM OFF-ERING

KARKIT: I dont w6nt it!
JAYKAY: YOAR A LOWBLOOD
JAYKAY: NO
JAYKAY: A MUTANT
JAYKAY: AND YOAR SAYING YOU DONT WANT PROT-ECTION AND TO B-E TAK-EN CAR-E OF

KARKIT: I h6ve 6 moir6il! LET GO!
JAYKAY: STOP FIG)(TING!
KARKIT: NO!!!
JAYKAY: A)( FUCK!

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JAYKAY: NO
JAYKAY: NO MISUND-ERSTANDING

KARKIT: I 6m... 513% sure there h6s 9een.
KARKIT: 6lthough, given the trolls m6king the exch6nge of inform6tion, I'm not surprised.

JAYKAY: M-EANING?
KARKIT: Uh...
KARKIT: Th6t guy w6s 6n idiot?

JAYKAY: DONT PLAY STUPID
JAYKAY: ITS -ENOUG)( YOUR-E A LOWBLOOD

KARKIT: ):B
JAYKAY: COM-E )(-ER-E
KARKIT: Not in hell.
JAYKAY: W)(AT DID YOU SAY?
KARKIT: I s6id not in hell!
ADVISOR: sir, would you like me to-
JAYKAY: NO S)(UT UP AND MIND YOAR FUCKING BUSIN-ESS L-EAC)(
ADVISOR: er
ADVISOR: yes sir

JAYKAY: YOU DONT WANT TO GO DOWN T)(AT ROAD GILL
KARKIT: Honestly, I don't see more th6n one ro6d to go down. Different sides of it, of course, h6ve different w6ys of this coming 69out. 9ut you don't underst6nd the full situ6tion. 6nd the "ro6d" I'm "going down" is only 6 met6phoric6l m6nifest6tion of the 6mount of shit I'm in. So, Mr. King wh6tever, why don't you get on with it, 6nd find out wh6t you w6nt to know for yourself, like the J6de 9lood suggested?
JAYKAY: ...
JAYKAY: I DONT GLUBBING )(AV-E TO

KARKIT: Wh6t so you me6n you-
JAYKAY: YOAR ALR-EADY BL-E-EDING GILL
KARKIT: ...
KARKIT: o-oh
KARKIT: Then... You know wh6t I'm t6lking 69out.

JAYKAY: NOT R-E-ELY
JAYKAY: I COULDNT GIV-E L-ESS OF A GLUB

KARKIT: Wh6t... Wh6t is th6t supposed to me6n?
JAYKAY: IT M-EANS
JAYKAY: I CAN DO W)(AT I WANT
JAYKAY: I CAN KRILL W)(O I WANT
JAYKAY: AND L-ET W)(O I WANT LIV-E

KARKIT: So... You're s6ying you're going to let me go, despite the fuss th6t h6s 9een m6de?
JAYKAY: W)(AT? NO
JAYKAY: BUT IM NOT GOING TO KRILL YOU FOR NO R-EASON

KARKIT: ...
JAYKAY: LOOK
JAYKAY: YOAR RAR-E
JAYKAY: ITS INT-ER-ESTING
JAYKAY: IV-E N-EV-ER M-ET SOM-EON-E OUTSID-E OF MYS-ELF WIT)( AN -EXCLUSIV-E BLOOD COLOR
JAYKAY: -EV-EN IF YOARS IS DISGUSTING AND R-ED
JAYKAY: IT STILL DRAWS T)(-E -EY-E

KARKIT: No offence, 9ut you're sounding re6lly creepy right now.
KARKIT: 6ctu6lly.
KARKIT: Yes offence.
KARKIT: Ple6se t6ke th6t to offence 6nd stop doing it.

JAYKAY: DO YOU )(AV-E TO B-E SO DIFFICULT
KARKIT: Do you h6ve to 9e so melodr6m6tic!
KARKIT: Just come out 6nd s6y wh6t you 6re pl6nning on.

JAYKAY: T)(AT WOULD RUIN -EV-ERYT)(ING
KARKIT: Oh no. How unfortun6te.
JAYKAY: YOAR 5 S-ECONDS FROM B-ECOMING MUTANT S)(IS)( KABOB!
KARKIT: ... Wow, temper.
JAYKAY: 3>:/
JAYKAY: LOOK
JAYKAY: IM GIVING YOU A PR-ETTY GOOD FUCKING D-EAL )(-ER-E
JAYKAY: YOU WANT TO LIV-E?

KARKIT: Possi9ly.
JAYKAY: W)(AL-E IF YOU WANT TO LIV-E YOU STAY )(-ER-E
KARKIT: W6it 6 minuet.
KARKIT: 6re you trying to cull me??
KARKIT: In the non-violent or st699ing me in the f6ce kind of w6y?

JAYKAY: IT TOOK YOU T)(AT LONG?
JAYKAY: YOU )(AV-E A F-EW SCR-EWS LOOS-E GILL

KARKIT: I H6VE H6D 6 NIGHT OK?
KARKIT: This is possi9ly the worst night of my life! 6nd you 6re 9e6ting 6round the 9ush 6nd trying to sound 6ll cool. 9ut listen here, I h6ve no interest in 9eing 6nyone's mut6nt pet, got it 9uddy??
KARKIT: I c6n't 9elieve I h6ve to 6ctu6lly expl6in this to someone! How self righteous do you h6ve to 9e to think someone will just h6ppily 696ndon their life to come live in your stupid p6l6ce 6nd 9e your domesticull? Huh?

JAYKAY: BUT
JAYKAY: T)(-ER-E AR-E TROLLS T)(AT WOULD GIV-E ANYT)(ING TO LIV-E IN )(-ER-E

KARKIT: Then go pl6y house with one of them.
JAYKAY: T)(-EYR-E NOT INT-ER-ESTING AT ALL
JAYKAY: NOT)(ING TO FUCKING OFF-ER

KARKIT: Ew. If you think I'm offering 6nything, you c6n just go to hell right now.
JAYKAY: I JUST )(AV-E T)(IS R-E-ELY FUCKING N-EAT COLL-ECTION ROOM T)(AT I PUT RAR-E T)(INGS IN
JAYKAY: I M-EAN
JAYKAY: YOU WOULDNT B-E TOTALLY LOCK-ED IN T)(-ER-E
JAYKAY: BUT IT WOULD B-E NIC-E TO )(AV-E SOM-EON-E IN T)(-ER-E W)(-EN IM
JAYKAY: PIK-E
JAYKAY: LOOKING OV-ER IT AND STUFF
JAYKAY: W)(IC)( IS PR-ETTY MUC)( -EV-ERY DAY ANYWAV-E SO

KARKIT: I 6m not 6 collection item!
KARKIT: You c6n't go to the store, 9uy 6 p6ck of trolls, 6nd hope to find 6 V6nt6s in the secret comp6rtment!
KARKIT: I don't 9elong in 6 gru9 fl6kes 9ox, 6nd I sure 6s hell don't 9elong in 6 collection room!
KARKIT: How completely 6wful idiotic 6nd selfish does someone h6ve to 9e to even think th6t??

JAYKAY: B-EING CULL-ED ISNT AS FUCKING BAD AS YOAR GLUBBING IT TROUT TO B-E
KARKIT: Like 6 high9lood like you would know!
JAYKAY: LIST-EN )(-ER-E...
KARKIT: LET GO OF ME!
JAYKAY: NO!

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But regardless of how interesting, enough is enough.

JAYKAY: STOP IT
JAYKAY: BOT)( OF YOU

KANNIO: D1d You Not Want To See Her Blood, S1r?
JAYKAY: IV-E S-EAN GLUBBING -ENOUG)(
KARKIT: H6!
KARKIT: Then... I will 9e le6ving!

JAYKAY: NOT SO FAST S)(OR-ETY
KANNIO: Yes. You'Re Not Go1ng Anywhere, Freak Blood.
JAYKAY: YOU AR-E T)(OUG)(
KANNIO: Wha-What?
JAYKAY: YOU )(-EARD M-E JAD-E BLOOD
JAYKAY: OUT
JAYKAY: YOU CAN )(AV-E YOAR AUDI-ENC-E ON MY T-ERMS
JAYKAY: TALK TO SAFFIR ATROUT IT

KANNIO: Who?
JAYKAY: UG)(
JAYKAY: LOOK UP L-ET)(AL-END-EARM-ENT ON W)(AT-EV-ER COMMUNICATION APP YOUV-E GOT
JAYKAY: S)(-ELL B-E T)(-ER-E

KANNIO: Um... Yes, S1r. Do You Want Me To Leave The... G1rl?
JAYKAY: S)(-E IS W)(AT YOAR BARGAINING TO G-ET T)(-E FUCKING AUDI-ENC-E ISN'T S)(-E??
KANNIO: Well... Yes. But-
JAYKAY: BUT NOT)(ING G-ET OUT
KANNIO: Well
JAYKAY: OUT!
JAYKAY: B-EFOR-E I C)(ANG-E MY FUCKING MIND IDIOT

KARKIT: ...
KARKIT: I'm just going to...

JAYKAY: STOP
KARKIT: The thing 69out th6t, is he h6s re6lly no ide6 wh6t he's t6lking 69out. I'm sure this c6n 6ll 9e cle6red up in 6- oh 6nd you're getting off your ch6ir. Trust me, th6t's not needed. I c6n find my own w6y out.
JAYKAY: )(-E SAID T)(-ER-E WAS SOM-ET)(ING UP WIT)( YOUR BLOOD
JAYKAY: )(-E WAS TUNA MUC)( OF AN IDIOT TO R-E-ELY SAY W)(AT T)(OUG)(

KARKIT: ...
KARKIT: I 6m...
KARKIT: Completely... Not sure wh6t you're t6lking 69out 6t 6ll.
KARKIT: Surly th6t h6s 9een 6 misunderst6nding?

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It is remarkably entertaining.

13/04/15
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This is the most ridiculous thing youâve ever seen in your entire life. Howeverâ¦

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KARKIT: Stop it! STOP!
KANNIO: Hold St1ll! Th1s Wont Even Be Pa1nful. You'Re Act1ng L1ke A 2 Sweep Old.
KARKIT: You're 6cting like 6n 6sshole! STOP IT!
KANNIO: 1t'S Just A L1ttle Cut..
KARKIT: NO NO NO!!!
KARKIT: Get 6w6y from me! CREEP!

KANNIO: You W1ll Hold St1ll Th1s 1nstant!
KARKIT: M6ke me!
KANNIO: 1 Order You!
KARKIT: NO!
KANNIO: OH GOD DAMN 1T!
KANNIO: YOU B1T ME!

KARKIT: Serves you fucking right!
KANNIO: 1'M Go1ng To K1ll You!
KARKIT: 6GHHHHH!! FUCK OWWW!!!
KANNIO: 1 Should Sl1t Your Ent1re Throat And Let Your D1sgust1ng Blood Flow Onto The Floor.
JAYKAY: DONT DO T)(AT IT WOULD STAIN
KANNIO: Well Then 1 Won'T.
KANNIO: But 1 Should.
KANNIO: So D1srespectful And- OOWW!!
KANNIO: YOU B1T ME AGA1N!

KARKIT: OW OW OW! No h6ir pulling! Th6t's che6ting, you fuck- 6HHWW!!
KANNIO: Oh, God. My Hand 1s Stuck!
KARKIT: Let go of my h6ir!!
KANNIO: 1'M Not Hold1ng Your Ha1r! Your Ha1r Has Become Some Sort Of... Of... Trapp1ng Monster! 1t Won'T Release Me!
KARKIT: Dum96ss, it's your ring!
KARKIT: OW OW OWWWWWW!!!!!

KANNIO: Oh My Hand 1s Out. That'S.... Wa1t.
KANNIO: Your Ha1r Stole My R1ng!

KARKIT: 6nd th6t's my f6ult?
KANNIO: Yes! G1ve 1t Back!
KARKIT: Get 9ent!
KANNIO: That R1ng Holds S1gn1f1cance!
KARKIT: Too fucking- 6HHH!!!
KANNIO: Got 1t!

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KANNIO: On Account That 1t Seems 1t 1s Not As Obv1ous As 1 Or1g1nally Thought, 1 W1ll Elaborate On The Subject.
KANNIO: 1 Seek Pr1vate Aud1ence W1th You, S1r.

JAYKAY: W)(Y?
KANNIO: Well 1f 1 Stated My Reasons Here For All To Hear And Goss1p About, 1t Wouldn'T Be Much Of A Pr1vate Aud1ence. Would 1t?
JAYKAY: IF YOU WANT A PRIVAT-E GLUBBING AUDI-ENC-E FOR NO R-EASON YOU CAN G-ET B-ENT
JAYKAY: I )(AV-E MORAY IMPORTANT FINS TO DO T)(AN LIST-EN TO DUMB JAD-E BLOODS BLABB-ER ATROUT WAT-ERV-ER IT IS T)(-EYR-E INT-ER-EST-ED IN AT T)(-E MOM-ENT
JAYKAY: SO GIV-E M-E A R-EASON OF G-ET T)(-E GLUB OUT OF MY ROYAL M-E-ETING )(ALL GUTT-ER BLOOD

KANNIO: How About 1ncent1ve, S1r?
JAYKAY: IF YOAR ATROUT TO OFF-ER M-E T)(AT SCRAGGLY LITTL-E LOWBLOOD YOU'V-E GOT ON YOAR ARM SAV-E IT
JAYKAY: I DONT N-E-ED A RUN OF T)(-E MILL RUST BLOOD
JAYKAY: OR
JAYKAY: WAT-ERV-ER S)(-E IS

KANNIO: Actually, 1t'S Not Qu1te As "Run Of The M1ll" As You Are 1mply1ng.
JAYKAY: POW-ERS?
KANNIO: No, 1t-
JAYKAY: INT-ELLIG-ENC-E?
KANNIO: Not At All.
KARKIT: HEY!
KANNIO: Shut Up, Freak. No One 1s Address1ng You.
KARKIT: You 6re so!
KANNIO: 1 Sa1d Qu1et!
KANNIO: God, What HAS Gotten 1nto The Lowerbloods These Days. They Act As 1f They Have W1lls Of The1r Own.

JAYKAY: YOU COULD SAY T)(AT AGAIN
KANNIO: They Act As 1f They-
JAYKAY: NO NO NO
JAYKAY: JUST
JAYKAY: T-ELL M-E WAT-ERV-ER T)(-E FUCK YOU WANT
JAYKAY: W)(ATS SP-ECIAL ATROUT )(-ER?
JAYKAY: S)(-ES NOT ON-E FOR T)(-E LOOKS

KANNIO: Aw, Yes. 1 Understand That Statement.
KARKIT: ]:<B
KANNIO: But, W1th Th1s One, 1t'S Whats 1ns1de 1t That Really Counts.
JAYKAY: -EW
KANNIO: No, Not L1ke That. 1 Honestly Th1nk 1t'S Personal1ty 1s Appall1ng.
KARKIT: Fuck you too.
KANNIO: How Many T1mes Do 1 Have To Expla1n To You That Th1s 1s Not Your Place To Speak? You 1gnorant, Ch1l-
JAYKAY: JUST G-ET ON WIT)( IT!
KANNIO: Er...
KANNIO: Yes, S1r.
KANNIO: The 1nterest1ng And Really, Only Part Of 1t Worth Someth1ng, 1s 1t'S Blood.

JAYKAY: WAT-ER YOU GLUBBING ATROUT?
KANNIO: 1t'S Color. 1t'S L1ke Noth1ng 1'Ve Ever Seen. And W1ll You Stop Squ1rm1ng! 1 Am Try1ng To Speak To The K1ng And You Just Keep W1ggl1ng!
KARKIT: Rele6se me, 6nd I wonât be struggling 6ny longer.
KANNIO: You'L Run.
JAYKAY: LIK-E S)(-E'D G-ET ANYW)(-ER-E ANYWAY
KARKIT: Why don't we 6ll test out your theory? It seems 6s if it would 9e 6 good lesson for 6ll present.
JAYKAY: I S-EA WAT-ER YOU M-EAN ATROUT T)(-E P-ERSONALITY BIT-E. B-EAC)( DO-ESNT KNOW W)(-EN TO BIT-E )(-ER TONGU-E
JAYKAY: AND W)(ATS SO SP-ECIAL ATROUT )(-ER BLOOD?

KANNIO: 1t 1sn'T.. Anyth1ng.
JAYKAY: S)(-E DO-ESN'T BL-E-ED?
KANNIO: No, 1t Bleeds, But-
KARKIT: Stop c6lling me 6n it, you stupid light 9looded douche 96g!
KANNIO: 1 W1ll Do As 1-
JAYKAY: CONC)(-ESTLY ITS CONFUSING
JAYKAY: SAYING S)(-E ISNT GOING TO GIV-E )(-ER ANY MOR-E POW-ER IN T)(-E SITUATION

KANNIO: 1t 1mpl1es 1t'S... She'S, A Troll.
JAYKAY: IS S)(-E NOT?
KANNIO: Judge That For Your Self, But 1 Judge No. That 1... She 1s Not A Troll. But Some Sort Of Subspec1es.
JAYKAY: YOU M-ENTION-ED )(-ER BLOOD?
KANNIO: See 1t For Yourself.
KARKIT: W6it! No, get th6t 6w6y from me!

13/04/15
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JAYKAY: WAT-ER YOU DOING )(-ER-E WIT)( T)(AT?
JAYKAY: DONT YOU KNOW T)(IS IS A )(IGBLOOD ONLY PARTY.
JAYKAY: YOAR NOT -EV-EN PURPL-E!
JAYKAY: -EXPLAIN YOARS-ELF, LOWBLOOD.

KANNIO: 1 Thought 1t Was Obv1ous, S1r.

13/04/15
"Jaykay: Notice guest who has the lowblood. "

Hey now, hold on. Who brought the rust blood? And why are they approaching your throne. They arenât about to try and trade this gill are they? Damn you hope not.

13/04/15
"Karkit: Be someone with a less chance of being dead."

You are Jaykay Peixes and you are BORED. This dumb console meeting has been so dull. This is where trolls are supposed to come to you with their requests and gifts, which should mean some awesome loot and dead dumb trolls. But no. Instead, all youâve managed to rack up is a neat looking white ball and an old painting. Maybe itâs because trolls arenât used to your ruling style yet. Hm. Youâll have to ask one of these good for nothing advisers about it later.

13/04/15
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You are dead. So dead. There is no amount of corpse kisses or nondeadification to undead you at this point. You have no chance.

12/04/15
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Oh fuck.

12/04/15
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Itâs a floor. A pink⦠floor.

12/04/15
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Whe-where...?

12/04/15
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12/04/15
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12/04/15
"Karkit: Wake up already."

12/04/15
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You were out.

12/04/15
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What the hell? Was that a door? Did someone seriously just open a door on your face? That hurt. You also hit your head pretty hard on the ground just then. You try to open your eyes to see who hit you butâ¦

12/04/15
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Oh wow its dark. You canât see anything, and thatâs saying a lot. Normally you have fairly ok night vision. What is this? You can see your hand in front of your own- OWWW!!!

10/04/15
"Karkit: Duck in ally. "

Maybe you can hide in here. Surly thereâs a back exit, even if itâs completely pitch black...

10/04/15
"Karkit: Stop running. "

That is possibly the worst advice ever given. Stop running. Ha! Youâll stop running when you either get home, or pass out from exhaustion.

10/04/15
"Karkit: Have a flashback. "

You escaped the purple blood, who was trying to kill Skizee, fairly quickly. She was so busy chasing you, she never turned back around to finish off Skizee. Which you guess was a good thing, but now he was left blind on the forest floor with his dead matesprit dangling above him in his own rope.

10/04/15
"Karkit: Explain scars on arms. "

Oh. Yeah. Those.
Again. Not a good topic.
Your memory is actually a little cloudy on the subject.
However, you do remember SOME things.

10/04/15
"Karkit: Think of the last time you hugged Aurena."

Oh⦠It was actually a long time ago. About a sweep. Itâs a time of your life you really donât care to remember.

10/04/15
"Aurena: Be Karkit."

You rocked it back there, holy shit. She had no idea it was coming until it had already hit her. And the best part, is with this game, you never have to explain yourself! At least not in person. Over Trollian? Now thatâs a different and easier story.

08/04/15
"Aurena: Describe feelings."

Send help.

08/04/15
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. . .
You need a doctor. Stat.
She has infected you with feelings.

08/04/15
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08/04/15
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KARKIT: Well, 9ye I guess.
AURENA: BYE CHIIAAAHHH!!!!

08/04/15
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KARKIT: 6uren6, w6it!
AURENA: WHAT?!
KARKIT: I... I...
KARKIT: Good luck with the g6me...

AURENA: SAME TO YA, SHORTY.
KARKIT: I 6m NOT SHORT!
AURENA: CHICA, YOU COME TO MY CHIN.
KARKIT: You're just 69surdly t6ll.

08/04/15
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KARKIT: Well... You're going to go pl6y then?
AURENA: YEAH, I ENTER AFTER RUFFEN, WHO ENTERS AFTER CARIAN, WHO ENTERS AFTER SI|__||__|IX. CAPTOR IS IN THE GAME RIGHT NOW, BUT CARIAN IS OFF THE GRID. ACCORDING TO MY |__|AST MESSAGE, SAME SHIT THAT PIEXES PU|__||__|ED ON YOU, HE PU|__||__|ED ON HER.
KARKIT: Oh god! Is she ok?
AURENA: PEACHY. SHE'S ON ROUTE TO RIP PEIXES' THROAT OUT.
KARKIT: IS she going to 9e ok??
AURENA: KNOWING HER? SHE'S GONNA BE PISSED ABOUT THE DROO|__| THAT GETS ON HER TOWE|__|. HE'S STI|__||__| HORNS OVER HEE|__|S FOR THAT PERRA AND PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE AND THEIR |__|USUS KNOWS IT.
KARKIT: Wh6t 69out Sillix?.
AURENA: RUFFEN'S GOT IT.
AURENA: SO I'VE GOT TO GET GOING. |__|ET'S SEE WHOSE TEAM DOES THE BEST, HUH? BET MINE IS A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER!

KARKIT: I just hope we 6ll m6ke it out 6live 6nd OK.
AURENA: }:/
KARKIT: Wh6t?
AURENA: }:/
KARKIT: Wh6t???
AURENA: }:/
KARKIT: WH6T??
AURENA: YOU USED TO BE SO COO|__|, VANTAS. AND NOW YOU WON'T EVEN HAVE A |__|ITT|__|E COMPETITION WITH ME.
KARKIT: ...
KARKIT: I thought I expl6ined I'm not looking for th6t kind of rel6tionship with you 6uren6.

AURENA: YEAH YEAH I KNOW.
AURENA: BUT WOU|__|D IT KI|__||__| YOU TO NOT BE SO DU|__||__|? |__|IVEN UP A BIT FOR FUCKS SAKE!
AURENA: BESIDES, WE WERE GREAT KISMESISES.
AURENA: I STI|__||__| DON'T KNOW WHY YOU BROKE IT OFF.

KARKIT: I just don't feel th6t w6y 69out you. I'm sorry.
AURENA: |__|O QUE SEA...
AURENA: I'VE GOTTA GO.

08/04/15
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KARKIT: De6dified isn't even 6 word. 6nd I honestly don't know how Peixes found me.
AURENA: WHO KNOWS? WHO CARES? NOT ME. MOVING ON.
AURENA: I FIGURED I SHOU|__|D RUN BY YOUR HIVE BEFORE I ENTERED THE GAME. CHECK ON MY COMPETITION, YKNOW? AND THIS IS WHAT I FIND. IS THIS WAS YOU DO WHI|__|E MY BACK IS TURNED? RUN AROUND CRYING |__|IKE A WRIGG|__|ER WITH DRONES ON YOUR ASS?

KARKIT: M6y9e. 9ut I c6n 6ssure you when I s6y I w6s 6cting quite out of ch6r6cter running like th6t. I've definitely f6ced worse... I don't know wh6t got into me. Sorry.
AURENA: DON'T APO|__|OGIZE, YOU GOT ME WARMED UP FOR THE GAME, PERRA.
KARKIT: You know I don't underst6nd you when you t6lk like th6t.
AURENA: ES POR ESO QUE |__|O UTI|__|IZO.
KARKIT: |:B

08/04/15
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AURENA: NEED E|__|ECTROCUTION THEN?
KARKIT: No, for the time 9eing, I 9elieve just c6lming down 6 9it will 9e 6ccept69le. 6re they 6ll gone?
AURENA: YEAH, IT AIN'T |__|IKE I WAS A|__|ONE.
KARKIT: Oh, you were 6ssisted with re9el forces then.
AURENA: 'COURSE.
AURENA: WE GOTTA KEEP A 20/20 ON WHERE YOU'RE STAYING. OTHERWISE BU|__|GEHEAD WI|__||__| HAVE YOU DEADIFIED.

08/04/15
"Aurnea: Flaunt your success. "

AURENA: SUP CHICA.
AURENA: HAVING A PROB|__|EM?

KARKIT: No, only 6 he6rt 6tt6ck.

07/04/15
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Whatever. If she wants to stroke your ego, you might as well let her.
You proceed be a total boss and take out a drone just as bomb goes off. Everything is epic, and you look amazing.

07/04/15
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Vantas being a little bitch, thatâs what. She saw you. You made EYE CONTACT! But she just runs off like that didnât happen. It so completely did. WTF Vantas. She obviously wants you to save her, or some equally shitty and dumb thing like that.

07/04/15
"Aurena: Skip to the end and be there already. "

What is the name of fuck are you looking at?

07/04/15
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Aurena is on the way!

07/04/15
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Donât worry Vantas.

07/04/15
"Aurena: Answer message from your superior officer. "

This is hardly your superior. This is just an informer.

AI: SV.
AI: (ome in SV.

SV: SV IS PRESENT AND PREPARED FOR ORDERS.
AI: There has been an air alert near se(tor 204.
AI: State lo(ation and fly time.

SV: I AM CURRENT|_|Y IN SECTOR 217. I CAN ARRIVE AT 204 IN 15 TO 20 MINUETS DEPENDING ON WIND CURRENTS. STATE DISTANCE AND NATURE OF AIR A|_|ERT.
AI: Drones of the third generation are 24 kli(ks away. They sho^ld be arriving in the next 15 min^ets.
SV: ROGER THAT. IT IS MY UNDERSTANDING THEY ARE ON ROUTE TO OUR BASE?
AI: Affirmative.
SV: SEND BACK UP TO MEET ME AT THE |_|OCATION. I'|_||_| MESSAGE VANTAS TO WARN HER ABOUT THE STRIKE.
AI: That's a negative. They are g^arding the airwaves.
SV: FINE. I'|_||_| DOUB|_|E MY PACE. OVER AND OUT.
AI: Over and o^t.

06/04/15
"Aurena: Fly. "

Letâs get this motherfucker started.

06/04/15
"Aurena: How do you expect to fly? "

With these of course!
Your wings were fully formed when you were about 6 sweeps old. Youâve had the past two to practice and becomes skilled in flight. It is a major upper hand in combat, but you know from experience the pain that comes when one of them is torn in any way. Itâs not pleasant.

06/04/15
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06/04/15
"Aurena: Go to sleep from how angry you are. "

No, fuck that. You need to take a fly. Let some steam out.

30/03/15
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RUDE!

30/03/15
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You've talked yourself into it.

-sustainedVictory began trolling abapicalAblepsia-
SV: MEGIDO,
SV: |__|OOK,
SV: OR I GUESS |__|ISTEN, BECAUSE YOU GET PISSY WHEN I SAY |__|OOK,
SV: IM GIVING YOU ANOTHER SHOT,
SV: OK CHICO?
SV: SO OPEN UP YOUR AURICU|__|AR SPONGE C|__|OTS,
SV: AND HEAR ME OUT,
SV: YOU CAN P|__|AY WITH US,
SV: I MEAN THAT IN THE MOST SERIOUS WAY THAT IS POSSIB|__|E TO MEAN SOMETHING,
SV: IM NOT MAKING A GOD DAMNED JOKE,
SV: WE WANT YOU TO P|__|AY THE GAME WITH US,
SV: ITS SOMETHING IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT,
SV: YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO TE|__||__| THEM,
SV: JUST CONNECT TO ME,
SV: I KNOW YOU HAVE THE GAME COPY,
SV: SO WHY NOT?

AA: (because i wOnt play with back stabbers)
-abapicalAblepsia ceased trolling sustainedVictory-
SV: MOTHERFUCKER!

30/03/15
"Aurena: Message your old friend."

Hmm⦠You donât know. He kind of hates you now. Then again⦠Itâs been a long time sense you last talked. And you're guessing heâs having a hard time with his team.

30/03/15
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FUCK. NO.
You can let Ruffen or Sillix tell her whatâs going on. You canât handle the dumbness, nor can you handle her never ending cheerfulness and her throwing around those idiotic fish puns that makes it IMPOSSIBLE to forget her sea dweller blood. Seriously. You canât stand her.

30/03/15
"Aurena: Contact other team member."

Glub glub girl?

27/03/15
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Sheâs so fucking annoying.

27/03/15
"Aurena: Message teammate. "

-sustainedVictory began trolling tastefulSymmetry-
SV: CHICA.
SV: I NEED YOU TO DO ME A SO|__|ID.

TS: Oh my,, what ever iiS iit thiiS tiime?? Or,, Should II actually bee aSkiing how much of my Schedule II''ll need two clear So your requeSt can bee carriied out?? BeecauSe iit''S not liike II''m doiing anythiing of extreme iimportance,, juSt patrolliing around my hiive and prepariing for thiiS game two get Started.. IIn no way am II queStiioniing your leaderShiip,, but II beliieve iit iiS worth notiing one of my diiStant neiighborS haS already began.. Of courSe,, II followed your wiiSheS and he no longer haS acceSS two hiiS hiive.. He Should bee out of tiime Soon..
SV: OH FUCK GIVE ME A PAN ACHE WHY DONT YOU?
SV: |__|OOK CAPTOR,
SV: I AM GOING TO ASSUME YOU SAID NOTHING IMPORTANT THERE BECAUSE I'M NOT READING A|__||__| THAT SHIT.
SV: SO |__|ISTEN UP,
SV: RUFFEN /STI|__||__|/ DOESN'T HAVE HIS COPY.
SV: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TO|__|D YOU TO GET IT TO HIM?

TS: II''m buSy a lot.. But II''ll bee headiing over hiiS way Some tiimeS Soon.. You don''t have two get So upSet,, everythiing iiS fiine.. II''ll get the game two hiim on tiime,, wiith extra two Spare.. You Should really put more faiith iin me,, II can eaSiily get thiingS done iin a Small amount of tiime.. BeeSiideS,, heS not enteriing for a whiile So iit won''t bee any trouble for hiim two Set up.. You Shouldn''t get So antSy,, jeeS Niitram.. You nervouS??
SV: SHUT UP!
SV: AND THE FACT YOU CAN DO IT IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME ISNT THE FUCKING POINT.
SV: THE POINT IS I AM IN CHARGE AND YOU NEED TO ADHERE TO MY ORDERS.
SV: I NEED THIS TO WORK OUT CAPTOR.
SV: AND I'M PUTTING THAT RESPONSIBILITY PARTLY ON YOUR SHOULDERS.

TS: Ok..

-tastefulSymmetry ceased trolling sustainedVictory-

27/03/15
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God damn him.

27/03/15
"Aurena: Answer Ruffen. "

-sustainedVictory began trolling congenialArachnid-
CA: Hiya!!!!!!!!
SV: OH, WHAT'S UP?
CA: Just wanna see how my gr8t friend is tonight
CA: And if youre re8dy to pl8y that g8mey thingy

SV: FUCK, YOU'VE BEEN AROUND AMPORA TO |__|ONG.
SV: GAMEY THINGY?
SV: WHAT ARE YOU, 4?

CA: ::::D
SV: OH YEAH. I FORGOT YOU ACTUA|__||__|Y ARE.
CA: Pfffffffft
CA: Shut up Aurena
CA: Im just having a little fun y8u know

SV: OK, YEAH, SURE.
CA: So Miss comma
CA: H8ve you h8d a good night thus far

SV: I DON'T USE COMMAS MORE THAN ANYONE E|__|SE, AND YEAH I GUESS. I'VE GOT TO MAKE ANOTHER TRIP AROUND IDIOT |__|ANE BEFORE WE CAN GET THE GAME STARTED, BUT IT'S NOT TOO DISASTROUS.
CA: OoooooooH!!!!!!!!
CA: Youre going to see K8rkit

SV: YES.
CA: S8y hi to her for me
SV: WE PROBUB|__|Y WON'T TA|__|K, DUMBASS.
SV: AND EVEN IF WE DID, YOU KNOW SHE DOESN'T |__|IKE HEARING ABOUT YOU AND YOUR SPIDER BUTT.

CA: Well m8y8e my spider 8utt knows that
CA: M8y8e my spider 8utt likes messing with her

SV: ...
SV: ARE YOU TRYING TO B|__|ACK F|__|IRT WITH VANTAS?

CA: No no
CA: I know you still h8ve sp8des for her
CA: 8ut
CA: You kn8w
CA: She doesnt like me 8ut its not a 8ig deal
CA: Its just unlike
CA: Not h8
CA: So sense 8lack is completely out of the question
CA: There are alw8ys altern8 w8ys to go a8out it
CA: M8y8e a litter sh8de of 8lack
CA: Or
CA: White and 8lack together

SV: ARE YOU TRYING TO ASK PERMISSION TO GET GREY WITH MY EX KISMESIS?
CA: NO
CA: no
CA: no no no
CA: no
CA: no no
CA: yes

SV: IDIOT.
SV: YOU DON'T HAVE TO FUCKING ASK, ESTÃPIDO.

CA: heh heh
CA: You just get weird a8out that kind of thing sometimes
CA: So it cant hurt to ask

SV: I THINK THAT'S THE |__|EAST "8"S YOU'VE EVER USED IN A SENTENCE. CONGRATU|__|ATIONS NIÃO.
CA: H8y shut up
CA: I c8n use as m8ny or little 8s as I w8nt

SV: WHY? BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO DEFINITE QUIRK?
CA: *Capt8in Larceny 88res his teeth at his super duper ME8N m8tesprit*
CA: Rude rude rude rude rude rude rude rude

SV: PFFT.
SV: *AURENA MOCKS |__|ARCENI BECAUSE HE DOESNT EXIST.*

CA: You spelled it wr8ng and he does so!!!!!!!!
SV: };)
CA: *LE G8SP*
CA: YOURE JUST PULLING MY LEG!!!!!!!!

SV: HA HA.
CA: 8luh!
SV: |__|OOK, AS FUN AS CHATTING IS, I'VE GOT ROUNDS TO DO, AND A VANTAS TO VISIT.
CA: Won't s8y hi to her for me?
SV: DO IT YOURSE|__|F.
SV: YOU'RE READY TO ENTER THE GAME RIGHT?

CA: Ummmmmmmm........
CA: Sure

SV: YOU STI|__||__| DON'T HAVE YOUR COPY. DO YOU?
CA: No no no no I totally h8ve it
CA: Tot8lly
CA: Ye8h

SV: ...
CA: H8ve fun on y8ur rounds 8ye aruena!!!!!!!!

-congenialArachnid ceased trolling sustainedVictory-

27/03/15
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Oh look, a message.

25/03/15
"======> But youâre wearing red right now. "

Proudly in rebellion against the fucked up legal system and caste.

25/03/15
"Aurena: Inspect your recuperacoon."

You donât know why, but you look over your recuperacoon. Itâs blue, which is hardly surprising. As much as you hate to admit it, most of your quadrants have been of blue shades.

Vantas doesnât count. No one can get that bright red for⦠anything really. The shade is technically illegal now. A+ Vantas. She made an entire color illegal.

25/03/15
"Aurena: Inspect stuffed bears."

What? You see nothing like that. Nothing at all. Even if there was any fiduspawn gear in your block, it would be from your younger age. No way would a cool, BAMF like you would ever play such a dumb game. Thatâs just stupid to think about.

25/03/15
"Aurena: Inspect lance. "

Oh yeah. This was your first lance. You keep it around as a sort of sentimental memorabilia. Now you use an issued weapon by the Endofetian Rebellion. Itâs a lot easier than trying to fight gunfire with a lance.

25/03/15
"Aurena: Trash your room."

How about no? You arenât a neat freak nut like Serket, but you respect your shit enough not to throw it all over the damn floor like your some kind of slob.

25/03/15
"Enter Name."

Your name is AURENA NITRAM.

You are 8 sweeps old.

And you are a CRIMINAL.

You are currently being pursued by ENDOFETIANS MOST HIGHLY SPECIALIZED INVESTIGATIVE TEAM. Although, with you magnificent ability to COMMUNE WITH THE MANY CREATURES OF ENDOFET, you keep them away from your hive pretty easily. These animals are youâre your friends. You do not hold any deep sentiment to them, due to their tendency to often die ON THE JOB. It is for this reason you have sent your small and weak lusus to live with a more SUITABLE troll. He doesnât have a lusus anyway, so they enjoy each otherâs company.

Before your days of being a criminal, you used to engage in various forms of MORE EXTREME ROLEPLAYING with your moirail and best friend. However, this is no longer the case after SHE BETRAYED YOU FOR HER OWN PERSONAL GAIN. But you got your revenge.

Your trolltag is sustainedVictory and you ARE EASI|__|Y ANNOYED WITH WHAT YOU CONSIDER STUPIDITY.

What will you do?

25/03/15
"[Begin Act 3]"

It seems it is time to meet the final troll.

23/03/15
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Flowers.

23/03/15
"[I] CD: What are you doing here?"

You are selling a highly illegal item. The likes of which are only sold by you. You are the only one who dares. You are selling (Please shield your childrens eyes.)

23/03/15
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You are now the other exile. You are the one that goes by CD, or Courteous Drudge.
You are currently standing in a not so crowded alleyway. Normally a very big people person, it is appropriate to wonder what you are doing here.

23/03/15
"[I] AM: Be the other exile. "

23/03/15
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A chord of good interest for yourself. She was very helpful in what you needed to get done. Of course, now that you know it was you all along who told her to tell you about the book It does change your perspective on things

23/03/15
"[I] AM: Fill her in."

Gladly. As much as you despised chugging along and going against your own planet for these kids, you always were in to help this one. She just struck a chord of interest in you.

23/03/15
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13/03/15
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Yeah, that lasted about .2 seconds. Lets just get this over with before you get hit by a metaphorical bus. Besides, you know this girl.

11/03/15
"[I] AM: What are you looking at?"

You dont actually know. You never meant to come down here, but your curiosity got the best of you. Damn curiosity. Shit is all kinds of out of control. You have to be sure to get a lock on it later. Keep it locked up tight with your imagination. Definitely. Thats a thing you will be doing right now.

11/03/15
"[I] Be the wanderer. "

You are now the wanderer. Or, to put it in terms of your name, you are Adrift Miscreant.

11/03/15
"[Begin Intermission] ======>"

09/03/15
"[S] Attempt X2 Double Game Entry Combo."


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LASANA: > common di|ean!
DILEAN: YES!
DILEAN: DILEAN F*LL*W |-|E D*ES
DILEAN: D*NE EA+
DILEAN: BYEBYE GREEN BL**D

06/03/15
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LASANA: > i am right behind you man.

06/03/15
"======>"

LASANA: > what the...
MARKUS: ...
MARKUS: I'm...
MARKUS: Gett!ng out of here.

05/03/15
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You are fucking amazing. Who else would have thought of dropping a rock on that bitches head? No one! Only you! You are the supreme. It is official. You are so great, you deserve another hit. Thats how great you are.

05/03/15
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Pick on Olitea now, BITCH!! Ha Ha Ha!!!

05/03/15
"======>"

Youve got it!

05/03/15
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You take your nose of him for 2 minutes and he manages this!! How even?

What to do, what to do?? UGH! Common Pyrope! Use the old think pan!

04/03/15
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This is bad. Very very bad.

04/03/15
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LASANA: > no way.
LASANA: > we arn't bringing him with us.
LASANA: > we can find you a rep|acement |ater.

FREDIA: T\\at is out of t\\e question. It is \\is fault t\\at Melida died. I must tea(\\ \\im responsibility.
LASANA: > no.
[color="#013fbb"]FREDIA: Dear, I am afriad you are not in (\\arge. I don't \\ave to do a t\\ing you say.

MARKUS: K!ll !t.
FREDIA: O\\, but Markus-
MARKUS: Don't "Oh but Marku~" me, Fred!a. K!ll !t. Now.
FREDIA: No, I want to keep it.
LASANA: > you're acting-
|FREDIA: I don't \\onestly (are about your opinion. I WANT it.
FREDIA: I get w\\at I want.
FREDIA: I ALWAYS do!!!

03/03/15
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MARKUS: What the hell !~ happen!ng here? ! thought you were com!ng to prove u~ fuck!ng wrong or ~ome conceded ~h!t wrapped !n g!ft wrap you were try!ng to pa~~ a~ fl!rt!ng.
FREDIA: Ug\\! I am so offended.
FREDIA: It's just not rig\\t to speak like t\\at to a woman.
FREDIA: I really would like an apology, you brute.

MARKUS: L!~ten here !-
LASANA: > can i interupt your teen b|ac|< romance drama to point out that di|ean is chewing on a semi a|ive corpse of...
LASANA: > i'm guess this guys |usus?
LASANA: > why?

FREDIA: It's very simple really. \\ow did you not guess?
FREDIA: \\e got t\\e lusus.
FREDIA: I got t\\e troll.

MARKUS: Uh huh...
LASANA: > you're pet is dead.
FREDIA: \\m? O\\, you mean Melida?
FREDIA: Yes, w\\at a s\\ame.
FREDIA: It seems t\\oug\\ I \\ave a repla(ement.

03/03/15
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FREDIA: Well, well, well.
FREDIA: Look w\\o is finally making t\\eir ways to our little ol party.

02/03/15
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DILEAN: EA+!!
OLITEA: X33- DO NOT FUCKING OWW TRY TO 3AT HIM
OLITEA: X33- WHAT TH3 FUCK OWOWO IS WRONG WITH YOU
OLITEA: X33- L3T GO OF M3
OLITEA: X33- L3T GO
OLITEA: X33- L3T
OLITEA: go

FREDIA: T\\ere t\\ere \\oney.
FREDIA: It's all over.
FREDIA: I know Dilean is a little violent wit\\ t\\- (an you PLEASE for t\\e sake of good (ompany, (ook t\\e meat first? Is t\\at \\onestly too mu(\\ too ask?
FREDIA: Obviously.
FREDIA: Look at t\\e mess your making Dilean!
FREDIA: Ug\\! W\\at a (omplete savage!

02/03/15
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OLITEA: X33- YOU CANT DO THIS
OLITEA: X33- YOU CANT FUCKING DO THIS
OLITEA: X33- OWOWWOOOWWWW

FREDIA: It is just plain rude to use su(\\ language in a ladys presen(e. I'll \\ave to get t\\at out of you. I don't want anyone t\\inking I take in vulgar little \\eat\\ens. My image is important to keep up, you know.
OLITEA: X33- L3T GO OF M3!
OLITEA: X33- NO
OLITEA: X33- NO DONT HURT HIM
OLITEA: X33- POUNC3
OLITEA: X33- POOUNNC33!!!!
OLITEA: X33- PYROP3 WH3R3 AR3 YOU WH3N I N33D YOU!


02/03/15
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OLITEA: X33- WAIT
OLITEA: X33- WHAT

FREDIA: You, I am darn (onsidering to keep alive. Alt\\oug\\ I suppose, a troll like yourself would understand. You did (ost me my domesti(ull.
FREDIA: \\owever, t\\ere's a bit of a problem dear.
FREDIA: See t\\at ot\\er troll t\\ere? \\is name is Dilean. Say \\i Dilean.

DILEAN: |-|A
DILEAN: |-|A |-|A
DILEAN: |-|I
DILEAN: |-|A

FREDIA: Er...
FREDIA: \\e's... spe(ial.
FREDIA: But t\\at is besides t\\e point, little green blood.
FREDIA: You see, I (an't just be letting su(\\ a (reature as this lusus (at live. \\e'll only kill more. It's best for \\im to be put down.

27/02/15
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FREDIA: You (an pay for your \\einous a(ts in a better way.
FREDIA: Ni(e work Dilean.

DILEAN: EA+?
FREDIA: W\\y not?

27/02/15
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FREDIA: But per\\aps...

27/02/15
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FREDIA: \\a!
FREDIA: \\onestly darling, did you t\\ink you stood a (\\an(e?
FREDIA: I s\\ould (ull you \\ere and now for t\\ese atro(ities (ommitted.


27/02/15
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FREDIA: I \\ad Melida for 3 sweeps! T\\ree sweeps of training down t\\e drain, you mongrel!
OLITEA: X33- OH FUCK

25/02/15
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FREDIA: Your lusus???
DILEAN: EA+?

25/02/15
"Olitea: Defend."

OLITEA: X33- BACK OFF MY LUSUS BITCH

25/02/15
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FREDIA: You are DEAD, (at.
DILEAN: EA+?
FREDIA: S\\UT UP!

25/02/15
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You are THE MOST useful kitty. You would do anything for Olitea. :33

25/02/15
"Pounce: Be fucking useful."

Meow meow, bitch.

20/02/15
"======> What was that?"

!

20/02/15
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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!

20/02/15
"Blue bloods: Chase him down. "

20/02/15
"Olitea: Momentarily be the blue bloods."

DILEAN: DILEAN SEES GREEN BL**D
DILEAN: |-|E D*

FREDIA: O\\ Lord in t\\e \\eavens, you were a(tually rig\\t. But also was I. Just a little green blood. Not\\ing interesting at all.
DILEAN: C|-|ASE
DILEAN: EA+!!!

FREDIA: I suppose it mig\\t offer a bit of fun. Melida, take not t\\at you've been boring me. Per\\aps I need a little entertainment. W\\at say you, Dilean?
DILEAN: EA+ EA+ EA+
FREDIA: Rig\\t.
FREDIA: Let us (at(\\ \\im t\\en. You (an \\ave... w\\atever isn't \\im. Deal?

DILEAN: |-|A|-|MMANAG
FREDIA: ...
FREDIA: Melida, stay \\ere.

MELIDA: yes ma'am:

18/02/15
"Olitea: Abscond."

You bet your bottom dollar you're putting as much space between you and these fuckers as you can. Jeez. Getting rid of people is Pounce's job. Where is that good for nothing cat?

18/02/15
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OH FUCK!

18/02/15
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Wait what.

18/02/15
"Olitea: How much do you hate him?"

HATE HATE HATE HATE!
You are so absorbed in this you almost don't notice the hammer flying at your head.

18/02/15
"Olitea: Realize you'll have to walk all the way back to your hive out to get the other machinery"

Fuck. Pyrope.

15/02/15
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Welp. Time to head back out.

15/02/15
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However, you are kind of wondering what the fuck this is supposed to be. Whatever. You guess youll never know.

15/02/15
"Olitea: Find pre-punched card."

Pfffft. You already did that ages ago.

15/02/15
"Olitea: Be warned about the danger."

Danger?

What danger?

You laugh in the face of danger!

HA! HA! HA! HA!

( |-|A |-|E |-|A |-|A |-|E |-|E |-|E |-|A!!!!!!!!!)

Youre Going to pretend you didnt hear that just then.

15/02/15
"Skizee: Warn your client player about the oncoming danger."

Danger?

What danger?

You SEE no danger!

Hahahahah!!! Oh god youre good.

Anyway, youre WAAYY too busy right now. You are sure Olitea can take care of himself. He is a grown up. Well Thats not true. Youre more grown up than him. Hes like, half a grown up.

26/01/15
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LASANA: > are you a|so screaming inside?
MARKUS: You don't even know.

26/01/15
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DILEAN: *|-| LADY LEAVE
DILEAN: DILEAN F*LL*W
DILEAN: F*LL*W DILEAN
DILEAN: |-|E KN*W WAY
DILEAN: GREEN BL**D
DILEAN: C*MING F*R Y*U GREEN BL**D
DILEAN: EA+ GREEN BL**D
DILEAN: EA+

26/01/15
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FREDIA: W\\at.
MARKUS: I heard !t too. It'~ !n our be~t fuck!ng !ntere~t to follow !t.
FREDIA: *gasp* Su(\\ language! And in front of a lady no less. You really are a vulgar bastard.
LASANA: > |oo|< no one gives a damn can we just hurry this up?
LASANA: > we're just standing here with no rea| purpose...
LASANA: > it's counter productive!

MELIDA: umm:::
DILEAN: I SMELLS GREEN BL**DS I D*ES
FREDIA: Melida step away from \\im!
MELIDA: im not-
DILEAN: N*+ |-|ERE
DILEAN: N*
DILEAN: IS FAR AWAY
DILEAN: GREEN BL**D
DILEAN: SMELL |-|IM
DILEAN: SMELL
DILEAN: WAN+ +*
DILEAN: EA+
DILEAN: EA+ |-|IM
DILEAN: EA+ FLES|-|

FREDIA: Down boy. You smell anot\\er green blood? Per\\aps t\\at's t\\e noise everyone else \\eard. Just a \\armless little green blood. Ha! And I bet you t\\oug\\t it would be someone important.
MELIDA: um::: if i may offer a solution?
FREDIA: As long as I agree wit\\ it. Yes, you may.
MELIDA: maybe we should follow the noise; just in case it is important: if it's not; you can tell everyone else that you told them so:
FREDIA: Now t\\at's wort\\ a t\\oug\\t. I bet it would serve as a ni(e breat\\er from all t\\is bi(kering.
LASANA: > you're the one causing it!
FREDIA: I'm sorry dear, did you say somet\\ing? All I \\eard was nonsense and lies.
FREDIA: Now \\urry up, t\\e sooner we find out it was not\\ing, t\\e sooner I (an prove everyone wrong. Come along, Melida.

MELIDA: yes ma'am:

26/01/15
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FREDIA: How many times do I \\ave to tell you, savage? W\\en I am speaking, you will stay silent! Even if by just a few s\\ades, I am still above you. And as your superior, I order you to stay silent.
LASANA: > i dont thin|< he understands...
FREDIA: S\\ut up. Of (ourse \\e understands! Every troll under-AHHH! DON'T YOU DARE TOUCH ME!
MARKUS: You know, I heard !t too.

24/01/15
"Blueblooods: Hear that scream."

LASANA: > did anyone e|se hear that?
FREDIA: O\\ no, w\\atever are you blabbering about now Lasana? I really doubt t\\ere was any noise at all. Just a figment of your over-a(tive imagination.
LASANA: HEY! i know what i heard!
FREDIA: O\\, I'm quite sure you do.
FREDIA: Everyone!
FREDIA: Are we all in agreen(e t\\at we \\eard t\\is mysterious noise? No? I didn't t\\ink so.
FREDIA: Even if we did, t\\is is not t\\e time to be getting side tra(ked Lasana.

DILEAN: N*ISE!
FREDIA: Hmm?
DILEAN: N*ISES. N*ISES |-|EAR. +|-|EY C*ME.
DILEAN: I |-|EAR.
DILEAN: I+ |-|ERE.
DILEAN: WE FIND YES?

FREDIA: O\\ god, it's diffi(ult enoug\\ traveling over su(\\ large spa(es of land, but did we really need to bring \\im? He's su(\\ a drain on t\\e intelegen(e of t\\e w\\ole group!
FREDIA: I mean, we already \\ave to deal wit\\ Lasana!

LASANA: > hey!
FREDIA: W\\at a pure savage.
FREDIA: Malida darling, (ould you fet(\\ me a glass of water? T\\ere s\\ould be one in t\\e sylladex I gave you to (arry.

MELIDA: yes maam; it's right here maam:
FREDIA: T\\ank you, darling. You've been so good t\\is trip. I t\\ink it's...
DILEAN: I |-|EAR AGAIN!
FREDIA: SHUT UP!

24/01/15
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PYYYYRRRRRRROOOOOOOPPPPPPEPEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

24/01/15
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WAY OVER FUCKING THERE!! LIKE A BILLION MILES AWAY!

What part of there are highbloods crawling the place did that fucknut not get? UGH He is so frustrating!!!!!

24/01/15
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Oh look! THERE it is!

24/01/15
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At least it's in a semi reasonable place. Maybe you can just be quiet and the highbloods won't notice you.

However, he had made it seem like there was more than just one machine... But you don't see anything...

24/01/15
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Ok, there's one thing.

24/01/15
"Olitea: Exit."

You exit the cave. But where did that bulgewaffle put the damn machines?

24/01/15
"Olitea: Go outside. "

You are so done with him. How does Karkit even deal with any of that? As far as you know, she's pretty temperamental. You guess you've never seen them interact in any casual way. Whenever the three of you were together, it was typically life or death.

24/01/15
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YOU HATE HIM YOU HATE HIM YOU HATE HIM!!!!!!!!
YOU.
HATE.
HIM!
AAHAGHGHhhghgg!!!!!!!

24/01/15
"Olitea: Answer this asshole."

-confidentiallyDelicious began trolling adiosCatnip-
CD: UGH!
CD: 1 HO93 YOU R3AL1Z3 HOW FUCK1NG M1NU5CUL3 YOUR NO7-H1V3 15 >:[
CD: 7H3R3 15 NO FUCK1NG ROOM 7O 9U7 3V3RY7H1NG
CD: 1 BLAM3 YOU AND YOUR 1NABL17L17Y 7O JU57 CHOO53 A H1V3 AND L1V3 1N 17
CD: R3ALLY OL173A
CD: 175 NO7 7HA7 HARD
CD: YOU COULD 3V3N 7AK3 A D3AD 7ROLL5
CD: YOU WOULDN7 HAV3 7O HUR7 ANYON3 A7 ALL!
CD: BL3RGH
CD: YOU AR3 1M9AW551BL3

AC: X33- NUMB3R 1 SHUT TH3 FUCK UP ILL LIV3 WH3R3 I DAMN WANT TO
AC: X33- NUMB3R TWO
AC: X33- STOP
AC: X33- USING
AC: X33- MY
AC: X33- FUCKING
AC: X33- PUNS
AC: X33- ITS NOT FUNNY
AC: X33- ITS NOT CUT3
AC: X33- AND D3SPIT3 WHAT YOU THINK
AC: X33- ITS NOT GOING TO G3T YOU LAID
AC: X33- AT ALL

CD: YOUR3 NO FUN >:P
AC: X33- GOOD
CD: 1M DRO991NG YOUR 5H17 OU751D3
AC: X33- WHAT???
AC: X33- NO

CD: Y35
AC: X33- THIS PLAC3 IS CRAWLING WITH BLU3 BLOOD BITCH3S
CD: 7OO LA73 BABY
CD: YOU 5HOULD HAV3 5A1D 5OM37H1NG B3FOR3 HAND
CD: 1 R3ALLY AM 5ORRY
CD: >:'(

AC: X33- BITCH
CD: >:]
CD: GO G37 YOUR MACH1N35 MUFA5A

AC: t-=-t
CD: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
CD: 1 533 17!
CD: YOUR 7RY1NG 7O FL19 M3 OFF ARN7 YOU?
CD: AWWWW

AC: X33- FUCK
AC: X33- YOU

CD: >:O
CD: R3ALLY??
CD: >:]

AC: X33- NO
AC: X33- NO NOT
AC: X33- FUCK NO
AC: X33- THATS NO
AC: X33- NO NO NO NO
AC: X33- FUCK YOU KNOW I DIDNT M3AN THAT
AC: X33- ASXCASFGA
AC: X33- H3R3
AC: X33- FUCK*
AC: X33- OFF*
AC: X33- TH3R3 FIX3D

CD: 1 AM 5O OFF3ND3D.
AC: X33- YOU CAN D3AL WITH IT
CD: UGH!
CD: WHY AR3 YOU 5UCH AN ANNOY1NG L177L3 9R1CK?
CD: 1M JU57 HAV1NG A L177L3 FUN AND YOUR3 59RAY1NG YOUR GOLD3N 5HOW3R ALL OV3R MY HA99YN355
CD: R3ALLY FUCK YOU
CD: 1 DON7 M3AN 9HY51CALLY
CD: 1 M3AN 1N 7H3 MO57 NON 9HY51CAL WAY 1 3V3R HAV3 M3AN7
CD: WH3N 1 5AY FUCK YOU
CD: 1 M3AN 17 9UR3LY 1N M373OR1CALLY 59173
CD: ...
CD: OK MAYB3 A L177L3 9HY51CAL
CD: BU7 MO57LY M37A9HOR1CALLY
CD: L1K3
CD: 80/20

AC: X33- ...
AC: X33- DUD3 YOUR OV3R R3ACTING

CD: AM NO7!
AC: X33- AR3 TOO
CD: NO!
AC: X33- Y3SSS!!!
CD: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!
CD: YOU AR3

AC: X33- WHAT DO3S THAT 3V3N M3AN??
AC: X33- YOU ARNT 3V3N MAKING ANY S3NS3?
AC: X33- YOU AR3 SO DUMB
AC: X33- UGH
AC: X33- I HAT3 YOU!

CD: OH R3ALLY?
CD: >;]

AC: X33- YOU
AC: X33- BULG3SUCK
AC: X33- THAT WAS A TRICK!
AC: X33- YOU DID THAT ON PURRPOS3!
AC: X33- FUCK

CD: AND YOU F3LL FOR 17 L1K3 A CHUM9
CD: J33Z
CD: 7RY 7O K339 U9 OL173A
CD: YOU ALWAY5 7URN M3 DOWN
CD: 1 N3V3R G37 MAD
CD: 1 UND3R57AND
CD: YOU R3ALLY 7H1NK 1M 7HA7 K1ND OF GUY?

AC: X33- W3LL I DONT KNOW!
AC: X33- I SAY IM NOT INT3R3ST3D LIK3 A BILLION FUCKING TIM3S
AC: X33- AND YOU K33P ASKING
AC: X33- SO HOW SHOULD I KNOW

CD: 99FFF7
CD: OK DUD3 L1573N
CD: 1 DON7 7H1NK YOU UND3R57AND
CD: 1 DON7 CON71NU3 7O H17 ON YOU D359173 YOU 5AY NO
CD: 1 CON71NU3 7O H17 ON YOU
CD: B3CAU53 YOU 5AY NO

AC: X33- WHAT TH3 FUCK DO3S THAT M3AN
CD: 17 M3AN5 DUMMY
CD: 7HA7 1 F1ND YOUR R3AC71ON AMU51NG!
CD: AND 7H3 MOR3 1 MAK3 YOU MAD
CD: 7H3 MOR3 YOU HA73 M3
CD: 7H3 MOR3 YOU HA73 M3
CD: 7H3 MOR3 1 G37 A R3AC71ON
CD: 7H3 MOR3 1 G37 A R3AC71ON
CD: 7H3 MOR3 3N73R7A1N3D 1 AM
CD: H3NC3
CD: 7H3 MOR3 1 9OK3 A7 YOU
CD: AND 7H3 MOR3 1 9OK3 A7 YOU...
CD: (F1N15H 17 BUDDY)

AC: X33- ...
AC: X33- TH3 MOR3 I G3T MAD

CD: 175 A N3V3R 3ND1NG C1RCL3 OF D3L1GH7 AND RAMBUNC71OU5 MOCK3RY
CD: >:]

AC: X33- DO YOU 3V3R PAWS TO THINK THAT MAYB3 I L3GITIMAT3LY DONT LIK3 IT??
AC: X33- THAT IT IS ACTUALLY MAKING M3 PLATONICALLY HAT3 YOU
AC: X33- THAT YOU HAV3 NO FUCKING ID3A HOW MUCH I WISH YOU W3R3NT A PART OF THIS T3AM
AC: X33- THAT IF TH3 WORLD 3ND3D
AC: X33- AND YOU W3R3 L3FT ON IT
AC: X33- I WOULD NOT GIV3 A SINGL3 FUCK
AC: X33- NOT ON3

CD: Y35
CD: BU7 7HA75 NO7 7H3 QU3571ON

AC: X33- WHAT IS TH3 QU3STION?
CD: 1F 1 CAR3.
CD: AND 7H3 AN5W3R 7O 7HA7 15
CD: WA17
CD: WHY DON7 YOU GU355

AC: X33- FUCK OFF
AC: X33- L3TS JUST
AC: X33- NOT TALK ABOUT THIS NOW
AC: X33- ALRIGHT?

CD: 9FF7 YOU 57AR73D 17
CD: 1 DON7 AC7UALLY CAR3
CD: 1 CAN ALWAY5 FL1R7 W17H 5OM3ON3 3L53 1F YOUR3 7OO BU5Y W17H 7H15 GAM3 BU51N355

AC: X33- WHAT3FUR
AC: X33- HAV3 YOU D3PLOY3D ALL TH3 SHIT

CD: Y3993R5
AC: X33- WOW THATS ALL YOU TYP3D?
AC: X33- YOU TOOK FUR3V3R

CD: W3LL 1 5A1D 1 WA5 GO1NG 7O 7ALK 7O 5OM3ON3 3L53 D1DN'7 1?
AC: X33- OH FUCK OFF
AC: X33- NO WAY DID YOU DO IT THAT FAST

CD: YOU G1V3 93O9L3 7OO MUCH CR3D17
CD: 7H3R3 AR3 93O9L3 /MUCH/ 3A513R 7HAN YOU 1N 7H3 WORLD

AC: X33- IM STARTING THIS DAMN GAM3
AC: X33- DONT FORG3T YOUR S3RV3R PLAY3R DUTI3S

CD: Y3AH Y3AH

-adiosCatnip ceased trolling confidentiallyDelicious-

23/01/15
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You wonder where the other stuff is. You're fairly sure this isn't it.

23/01/15
"Olitea: Go check it out."

Oh man, this looks cool as fuck!

23/01/15
"Olitea: Look to your left."

Hmm? Oh wow. It seems Pyrope is actually taking this seriously! He's already deployed some shit.

23/01/15
"Olitea: Get this game started!"

HELL YEAH!

23/01/15
"Carian: Be the other guy."

You are now this guy. You remember this guy! He was just about to play this cool new game with his team. You left just as he was loading the disk. You are just in time! The disk is now loaded, and he is about to start playing.

23/01/15
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23/01/15
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23/01/15
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22/01/15
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22/01/15
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21/01/15
"Carian: Run downstairs!"

21/01/15
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SM: OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!!!!! (ノ・∀・)ノ
SM: ITS THE SAME THING!! EEEK!

21/01/15
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21/01/15
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21/01/15
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SM: IT VONT OPEN!!! D:< AHJHJHJJHGGHH!!!!!!
CA: Hmm
CA: How did you open it last time

SM: I dropped the
SM: O I sea!
SM: You haVe to open it!

CA: Me????????
CA: You didnt tell me this p8rt
CA: Cari8n you live hundreds of miles 8el8w the surface of the ocean
CA: How am I supp8sed to get d8wn there
CA: 8h shit w8re scr8wed
CA: H8w c8uld y8u n8t menti8n th8s!!!!!!!! D::::

SM: No no no dummy! (ãã»âã»)ã
SM: You can use your cruiser thingy!
SM: Just drop somefin on it.

CA: Oh........
SM: Pfft, dorkfish. á(oâ¡oá)
CA: Well its n8t my fault y8u didnt tell me miss secret gills
SM: Eight eyes!
CA: Douche canoe
SM: Monkey butt!
CA: Hamster face
SM: Asshat!
CA: 8uttmuffin
SM: Landlubber!
CA: Prechewed food
SM: Noodle arms!
CA: Chucklehead!
SM: Vorm burger!
CA: Poop sponge
SM: VaspVad!
CA: Russian doll
SM: Huh? I don't get that one...
CA: 8ecause youre full of yourself
SM: (� �_�)
CA: ::::D
SM: Sick burn.
SM: I can't top that.

CA: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
CA: I win!!!!!!!!
CA: YES

SM: XP
CA: ::::D
SM: Ok, let's moWe on to somefin important noV.
CA: Why cause I won
SM: Shut yoar face, and lets just concentrate on the game.
CA: Heh heh
CA: Ill do the thingy
CA: Drop something on it or wh8ver

SM: Good.

21/01/15
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Ok, what the hell? Why won't it open?

21/01/15
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21/01/15
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SM: Vhich one is safer?
CA: I re8lly have no clue
CA: 8ut
CA: Havent you alre8dy seen this pl8y out with Sillix

SM: Yeah, but this is for extra safe.
SM: Ask your Vhite ball.
SM: It's neWer lied to us yet. (ã»Ïã»)

CA: Um ok
CA: It s8ys yes they are s8fe

SM: Vhich should I open first?
CA: It doesnt matter it s8ys
SM: Vill a bomb be made?
CA: Nope
SM: Vill I be in danger?
CA: Oh
CA: Shit

SM: VHAT?? (âå£â )
CA: You alre8dy are
CA: It s8ys that

SM: Vhy?
CA: The g8me
SM: UGH
SM: I KNOV that
SM: Vhy cant it just giwe me a straight ansVer?

CA: I dont think y8ure asking the right questi8ns
SM: So Vhat are the right questions, huh?
CA: *Ruffen shrugs* Thats a8ove my p8y gr8de
CA: All I know
CA: Is it always answers the le8st it can
CA: You h8ve to 8ack it in a corner to m8ke it spill its ni88lits
CA: Kinda like a g8me
CA: You h8ve to whirl it round and round until y8u trip it up
CA: And it is forced to 8nswer
CA: Kinda fun actu8lly

SM: Hmm...
SM: Sounds like a carp of Vork. :P

CA: heh heh
CA: ye8h

SM: Vhale...
SM: Vhich one should I use for the most faVorable outcome?

CA: Ask it that right
SM: Yeah.
CA: It s8ys to open the cruxtruder
SM: Vhat do I do after I open it?
SM: No.
SM: Don't ask it that.
SM: Ask it Vhat the flashy ball is.

CA: I need more description than th8t
SM: The flashy ball that saVed Sillix's lusus.
CA: Its a kernelsprite
SM: Ok, Vater its uses?
CA: Oh wow cool
CA: It 8rings 8ack the dead

SM: So it could bring back seahorse mom!? (âå£â )
CA: According to the white or8
CA: YES

SM: Eeeeekkk!!!!!! ï¼¼(ï¼¾Oï¼¾)ï¼
SM: I'm opening it!

21/01/15
"Carian: Decide which one is safer."

Neither. They both are dangerous.

21/01/15
"======>"

Hmmm...

21/01/15
"Carian: Approach carefully."

You need to be especially careful. You don't want to open it too early.

19/01/15
"======>"

CA: Okie dokie
CA: Y8u can check it out now

19/01/15
"Ruffen: Deploy alchemiter."

19/01/15
"Ruffen: Deploy cruxtruder."

19/01/15
"======>"

SM: Oh hey, I remember this!
CA: ::::?
SM: Yeah!
SM: This thing makes cute little carWings! \(^O^)/
SM: Although...
SM: Ve need to be carpful aboat the next ones.
SM: I think one makes a Vay for you to saVe somefins life,
SM: But the other makes a bomb you haVe to escape! (●⌓●)

CA: ::::O
CA: Oh 8oy
CA: That sounds........
CA: Sc8ry

SM: Vhale, I'll be expecting it, so it Von't be so bad you knoV? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
CA: Ye8h I guess
CA: 8ut 8e careful
CA: Im putting them down now

19/01/15
"======>"

SM: So Vater you doing noV?
CA: Dropping s8me crap in your room
CA: Itll just t8ke a sec

19/01/15
"======>"

CA: Ok
CA: I m8de some room in your 8lock so we can drop stuff
CA: I dou8t you want to 8e running around your hive like a cr8zy person XXXXD

SM: Vait.
SM: You can do that? (º_o)/¯

CA: Um ye8h
SM: Glub.

19/01/15
"Ruffen: Look for source of distress."

SM: So is eVerfin Vorking on yoar end?
CA: Ye8h........
CA: I
CA: Carian Im sorry

SM: You saV?
CA: *He nods quietly keeping his he8d down 8ecause he doesnt know what to s8y*
SM: You don't haVe to say anyfin.
SM: It's ok, you neVer really had to Vorrie aboat that praVnblem.

CA: Ye8h i really dont know what to s8y
CA: Outside of Im sorry
CA: *Ruffen offers a distressed hug to his fri8nd*

SM: *I laugh and except the hug from my dummy friend.* (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)
CA: Im not a dummy!!!!!!!!
CA: Youre dummy >::::/

SM: ^V^
CA: 8luh
SM: Glub. 人◕ ‿‿ ◕人

19/01/15
"======>"

CA: Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey H8Y
CA: Why are y8u so upset
CA: Did something h8ppen???????? D::::

SM: Yes, but I Vould rather not glub aboat it right noV.
CA: Oh........

19/01/15
"======>"

18/01/15
"Carian: Press ENTER."

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(c) Hussie.

18/01/15
"======>"

She's just now finishing up this conversation.

-sirenMonolog began trolling congenialArachnid-
SM: Hey
SM: Are you around?
SM: Somefin reel bad carpened. (◞‸◟;)
SM: I dont reely Vant to glub aboat it.
SM: But I'd pike to get this game started...

CA: Hey!!!!!!!!
CA: Wh8ts wrong
CA: Well
CA: I guess y8u dont wanna s8y........ ::::/
CA: Sure if you want to pl8y the g8me
CA: Im down ::::D

SM: Cool fish.
SM: I'm ready to connect Vhen you are, just giWe me the Vord. (๑′ᴗ‵๑)

CA: 8ut........
CA: Really Carian
CA: Are you ok?

SM: I'm fine.
SM: Let's just start this thing.

CA: Well........
CA: OK

18/01/15
"Be future Carian."

You are now future Carian.

18/01/15
"Be Carian."

You cannot be Carian right now! Past you is about to be her! You'll have to be her in the future, after her hive is attacked.

18/01/15
"======>"

OK, never mind. She's got this.

18/01/15
"Carian: Watch Sillix STRIFE."

You hope she's ok. That is A LOT of imps.

18/01/15
"Sillix: Go upstairs."

Yeah, of course. You'll just jump up and- Oh son of a queen bee, what is this???

18/01/15
"Sillix: Take grist."

Gladly.

18/01/15
"Sillix: Level up."

Oh yeah, this game is going to be your rug. You plan to walk all over it. The initial shock was just to remind you to be careful, and you will. But you're already to level... You don't like this level.

18/01/15
"============>>"

Eheheh, got what he deserved.

18/01/15
"============>>"

18/01/15
"============>>"

This little crotch biter right here is about to get it and get it hard.

18/01/15
"Sillix: Throw a fit."

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

17/01/15
"============>>"

MURDER! THAT IS THE ONLY OPTION! AND POSSIBLY ABSCONDING!

17/01/15
"============>>"

ABORT! ABORT MISSION! ABORT!

17/01/15
"============>>"

THIS ISN'T GOOD!

17/01/15
"============>>"

Hold up.

17/01/15
"============>>"

AHHHHHH! WHAT THE HECK? STUPID BLACK THING! YOU'LL KILL IT!

17/01/15
"============>>"

...... What?

17/01/15
"============>>"

What is it doing? Should you stop it? You don't like this.

17/01/15
"============>>"

No, seriously what is that?

17/01/15
"Sillix: Drop back to your block."

Maybe Biclops is...

17/01/15
"============>>"

Yeah, nope! You'll deal with his griping later. Right now, you need to find your not-dead lusus.

17/01/15
"============>>"

You really should message Olitea.

17/01/15
"============>>"

You guys were friends after that. More than that as time wore on. You really don't think anything could separate you two. You always do what's best for each other the best you can. It really works.

16/01/15
"============>>"

CARIAN: But uh, Ve haWe to get going.
CARIAN: Game and Vhat not.
CARIAN: But Ve'll meet up some time, cool?

SILLIX: AS iice. Do you have Some Sort of meSSager II can uSe two contact you wiith??
CARIAN: Yeah! sirenMonolog.
OLITEA: X33- (are they flirting?)
SILLIX: Neato.. II''m taStefulSymmetry juSt iin caSe you want two get iin contact fiirSt.. II get kiind of buSy,, don''t want two forget.. You underStand,, riight??
RUFFEN: (i think so)
RUFFEN: (its m8king me uncomforta8ble........)

CARIAN: Oh yeah, shore!
CARIAN: I'll haVe to Vrite that doVn. I reely Vouldn't Vant to forget. :D

OLITEA: ://- (well shit)
SILLIX: ;;D

16/01/15
"============>>"

SILLIX: You guyS Seem pretty cool,, deSpiite droppiing iin wiith no previiouS warniing.. That waS a biit of a Shock,, but II SuppoSe iit''S excuSed giiven your explanatiion.. II don''t perSonally FLARP mySelf,, two much work iinvolved,, but II do know a few FLARPERS iin a round about kiind of way.. Maybe you know them.. What''S your nameS,, and II gueSS team??
CARIAN: I'm Carian!
RUFFEN: Ruffen!
CARIAN: And Ve're team NEREUS!
OLITEA: X33- PFFT
OLITEA: X33- WHATS THAT STAND FOR?
OLITEA: X33- N3V3R 3NJOYING R3AL 3XIST3NC3 UGLY STUPID?

CARIAN: Ok, granted you made that off the top of your head and pretty quick,
CARIAN: But
CARIAN: Ugly stupid?

SILLIX: ehehhehheh
OLITEA: X33- SHUT UP IT WAS AW3SOM3 AND SHORT NOTIC3!
RUFFEN: Oh w8
RUFFEN: It uses our n8me as an acronym
RUFFEN: Listen
RUFFEN: N is never
RUFFEN: E is enjoying
RUFFEN: R is re8l
RUFFEN: E ag8in is for existence
RUFFEN: U is for ugly
RUFFEN: and S is for stupid!!!!!!!!
RUFFEN: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
RUFFEN: Thats pretty funny
RUFFEN: How did you just think of that

OLITEA: X33- ...
CARIAN: ...
SILLIX: ......
SILLIX: IIS he Slow??

[color="#6a006a"]CARIAN: Just a smidgen.

16/01/15
"============>>"

CARIAN: Vait,
CARIAN: there Vasn't supposed to be tVo people guarding...

RUFFEN: Told y8 so
OLITEA: X33- SILLIX I SAID STAY BACK!
OLITEA: X33- WHAT IF TH3Y HAD B33N DANGPURROUS?

CARIAN: Hey! Ve're Very dangerous!
RUFFEN: Ye8h!!!!!!!!
SILLIX: ......
SILLIX: Liike II''m goiing two Stay alone whiile you go do Somethiing exciitiing.. When doeS that happen?? Oh waiit,, that''S riight,, never.. You knew II waS goiing to follow you,, you dork,, So why don''t you get over the pretend hiiSSy fiit,, and fiill me iin on what exactly iiS happeniing,, becauSe II have no clue.. We defiinetly don''t have any gold.. UnleSS they''re talkiing about me,, but II really doubt they are talkiing about me.. That would make thiingS very awkward pretty quiickly,, aS II have no iintentiion of beiing Someone''S piirate gold..

CARIAN: No, not you. Real gold!
RUFFEN: Yeah pir8 8ooty!!!!!!!!
RUFFEN: We're on an FLARP adventure

OLITEA: X33- AND SUDD3NLY TH3 WORLD IS BACK ON ITS AXIS
OLITEA: X33- TH3YR3 IDIOT FLARPING KIDS
OLITEA: X33- NO WOND3R

CARIAN: Hey! Flarping is serious business!
RUFFEN: It t8kes skill
CARIAN: And planning!
RUFFEN: And experience!
CARIAN: And a good friend to share it Vith!
RUFFEN: Awwwwwwww
CARIAN: :D
RUFFEN: ::::D

16/01/15
"============>>"

SILLIX: What the heck exactly iiS happeniing here??

16/01/15
"You came across quite the situation."

OLITEA: X33- G3T TH3 FLYING FUCK OUT OF MY HIV3!
CARIAN: Yoar hiding the gold here I just knoV it! Release my shipmate! *The Orphanor yells at the dumb looking cat boy*
OLITEA: X33- DUMB
OLITEA: X33- ILL SHOW YOU DUMB
OLITEA: X33- ILL CLAW YOUR 3Y3S OUT YOU ASSHOL3

RUFFEN: Um........ Carian?
CARIAN: Enchantrix!
RUFFEN: 8h right
RUFFEN: Ench8ntrix?

CARIAN: Yes Spiderling?
RUFFEN: Dont you thing we sh8uld
RUFFEN: I dont kn8w
RUFFEN: Just leave
RUFFEN: I really dont think hes in on the g8me
RUFFEN: We re8lly might 8e at the wrong place

CARIAN: Hes just doing a good job at hiding it!
CARIAN: Trust me,
CARIAN: I Vont bite this bait.
CARIAN: I knoV my Vay around at hook.

OLITEA: X33- THAT WAS SO FORC3D I DONT 3V3N KNOW WHAT TO SAY
OLITEA: X33- OH
OLITEA: X33- WAIT
OLITEA: X33- Y3S I FUCKING DO
OLITEA: X33- OUT
OLITEA: X33- OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT
OLITEA: X33- IM WAY TOo BUSY WITH

16/01/15
"============>>"

Yeah, that wasn't happening.

16/01/15
"============>>"

He told you to stay while he checked it out.

16/01/15
"============>>"

When suddenly, a snap sounded. It was one of Olitea's traps he'd laid out in case fauna tried to get in his hideout.

16/01/15
"============>>"

Ya'll had been just hanging out at his hideout cave, as friends tend to do. You were in the early, awkward stages of your moirailegence, and just sat around, with a good 5 feet in between you, and talked about small problems.

16/01/15
"============>>"

She always knows how to put a smile on your face. You remember when you guys first met. It was quite the occasion. Olitea hadn't shut up about it for weeks after the fact.

16/01/15
"============>>"

SILLIX: Cariian?
CARIAN: OH MY GLUB YOAR OK!
CARIAN: I CAN'T BREATH
CARIAN: A BOMB
CARIAN: IT VAS A BOMB
CARIAN: BOMB
CARIAN: JUST
CARIAN: FUCK
CARIAN: HOLY FLYING FUCK
CARIAN: AHFHGGHGHGHGHGHH!!!!!!!
CARIAN: ARE YOU OK?
CARIAN: YOAR OK RIGHT?

SILLIX: PhySiically Stable for the moment.. But...... II don''t know where BiiclopS mom went.. You diidn''t happen two See her diid you?? IIt''S OK iif you diidn''t.. II underStand wiith all the commotiion,, and you probably fliippiing off the theoretiical handle.. But II''d liike two know where She went,, iif She''S not dead.. Oh,, by the way,, you''re alriight two,, riight?? You diidn''t flaiil around two much??
CARIAN: I'm completely fin.
CARIAN: And yeah, I think she's okie dokie!
CARIAN: The bomb exploded, and she fleV aVay, but I don't think she died.
CARIAN: No Vait I take that back.
CARIAN: I think maybe she Vas krilled, but is not dead.

SILLIX: ::?
CARIAN: Remember that thing that said if you Vere krilled, it sometimes Vasn't for good?
SILLIX: YeS,, go on..
CARIAN: I think it's like that!
CARIAN: Only, it's not you, it's your lusus!
CARIAN: I dolphinitely saV her fly aVay, non exploded.

SILLIX: Hmm...... Ok then.. Thank you Cariian..
CARIAN: No praVnblem!

16/01/15
"============>>"

Where the heck are you?

16/01/15
"============>>"

Well darn. Biclops's whole house thing is gone. Maybe the flashy ball saved her? You don't know. You can only hope.

16/01/15
"============>>"

Maybe you'll just follow Carians advice a little bit, and not touch anything. That seems like a good idea. Both hands off.

16/01/15
"============>>"

Ok, yeah. Not touching this thing.

16/01/15
"============>>"

You hope your lusus is ok. The bomb wasn't too bad, but she was a lot closer.

16/01/15
"============>>"

Seriously, what was that? Why did a bomb just appear? That was not cool. Not cool at all. Not hot either. More like a stinky neutral temperature which refuses to pick a side and just sits and observes the awesome temperatures while plotting to murder them all.

16/01/15
"============>>"

You may have underestimated the danger of this game...

15/01/15
"[S] Binary Admittance. "

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15/01/15
"============>>"

SM: Whale, if you say so. ¯\_(シ)_/¯

15/01/15
"============>>"

SM: Hey, Sillix...
SM: There's this flashy thing that I don't knoV Vhat it does.

TS: Shhhh,,,, II''m about two bee aweSome..

15/01/15
"============>>"

15/01/15
"Sillix: Head to roof."

SM: :?
SM: Vhacha doin?

TS: Tryiing out an iidea..

15/01/15
"============>>"

Hmmm. This looks like it would fit something on the roof. Sigh. To the roof, to your block, to the roof, to your block, does the cycle ever end?

14/01/15
"============>>"

Oh wow, cool.

14/01/15
"============>>"

Hmmm... You guess this goes in the totam lathe as well.

14/01/15
"============>>"

14/01/15
"Sillix: Put cruxite dowel on totam lathe."

Ok, you'll bite. What's she doing here?

14/01/15
"============>>"

You sigh and pop in a jaw breaker. As you suck, you answer Carian.

TS: ThiiS?? The very thiing II juSt dropped iin my deck not 2 SecondS ago?? ThiiS very Speciifiic tall ciircle thiing riight here?? By the way Cariian,, iit''S called a /cyliinder/..
SM: Actually it's a cruxite doVel, but that's not the point.
SM: Drop it in that machine oWer there, I haWe one more thing for ya.

14/01/15
"============>>"

SM: Hey...
SM: Hold on a second.

TS: ??
SM: Take out that tall circle doey thing.

14/01/15
"Sillix: Descend. "

You drop back down into your block.

14/01/15
"Sillix: Check out other machine. "

It doesn't seem like you can do anything with this one yet. Maybe it's for later.

14/01/15
"Sillix: Captchalogue cruxite. "

You captchalogue the single cruxite dowel. It is entered into your captchalogue deck. You run a nice deck called Breakerdeck. Every time you want to get an item, you must eat a jaw breaker. The only problem is you have to completely finish a breaker before you can start on the next one. And it's not like you can bite them.

14/01/15
"============>>"

TS: Oh waiit god how diid you do that?? That waS really faSt.. II completely miiSSed iit,, Shoot..
SM: I just put sea-pressure on it Vith my mousy thingy.
SM: You're right.
SM: Probably a serWer-client coolab dealio.

TS: ......
TS: Your vocabulary aStoundS me..

SM: ᶠáµá´¥áµá¶
SM: Glub.

14/01/15
"============>>"

TS: So...... How do you thiink thiiS thiing workS? II can''t Seem two open iit.. Maybe that''S Somethiing you have two do.. IIt would make SenSe two make certaiin actiionS only playable by the Server player.. IIt forceS Server/cliient cooperatiion.. We''ll have two keep that iin miind.. You can fiill Serket iin So he getS what he needS done.

14/01/15
"============>>"

TS: Hey,, iit''S ok II''m fiine..
SM: No yoar not! Yoar hurt I just KNOW it!!!!!!!
SM: ˓(ᑊᘩᑊ⁎)

TS: Hey hey hey!! LiiSten!! II''m OK.. II promiiSe.. II Shouldn''t have blown up liike that.. IIt waS a bad move.. So II gueSS II''m Sorry about that,, ok?? JuSt...... Calm down.. IIt waS my fault for beeiing up there..
SM: But you Vouldn't haWe been up there if it Vasn't for me! (◞‸◟;)
TS: No,, iit''S really ok Cariian.. II probably would have,, beecauSe that''S juSt me.. Don''t go feeliing reSponSiible for thiiS,, iit''S my fault.. II Shouldn''t have been teaSiing you iin the fiirSt place..
SM: Glub. (◞‸◟;)
TS: Better??
SM: Glub (◞v◟;) yes glub.
TS: OK..

14/01/15
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SM: I'M SORRY!
SM: SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY!!!
SM: SOOOOOOOOOOO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SO SORRY!!!!!
SM: I REALLY DIDN'T MEAN TO ARE YOU OK?
SM: GLUB!!
SM: ARE YOU HURT?
SM: OH MY GLUB YOAR HURT ARENT YOU!!!????!!!!??
SM: (*゜Д゜*)

14/01/15
"============>>"

TS: That waS your worSt iidea ever!! SeriiouSly Cariian!! IIf you care So much about Safety,, then why would you Shove me off liike that?? That waS So rude,, and un-thought out,, and II could have diied!! DIIED,, Cariian.. DIIED.. Who even goeS on and on about how unSafe Somethiing iiS,, then ShoveS the other troll off whatever crappy thiing they were on iin the fiirSt place?? Somehow,, II expected you two have more braiinS than that!! Ugh my pan hurtS.. II really hope IIII diidn''t rattle Somethiing up there,, iit would really Suck.. IImagiine tryiing two get through thiiS Stupiid game wiith a concuSSiion.. IImpoSSiible!! Jeez.. II don''t even want two play anymore!! ThiiS game SuckS and iit''S Stupiid..

14/01/15
"Sillix: Don't fall off."

TS: TTHHHHHsHHHsHHsHsHHsHHsHsHsHssHsHHs!
SM: Vait...
SM: Vhere did you go?

14/01/15
"============>>"

TS: CARIIAN DON''T YOU DARE THIIs IIs CHIILDIIsH!!
SM: Heh heh heh!╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭

14/01/15
"============>>"

TS: Hand?? What hand?? You have no...... Oh you wouldn''t..

14/01/15
"============>>"

SM: Son of a beach.
TS: IIf II waS queStiioned,, II would Say thiiS waSn''t Siittiing.. What do you thiink Cariian?? LookS liike Standiing two thiiS bee.. But waiit!! IISn''t there more chance of falliing iif II''m not Siittiing?? By Standiing,, my center of graviity iiSn''t aS balanced.. IIt''S /So/ much eaSiier two fall and diie from head bumpiing liike thiiS..
SM: THAT'S IT! (â¯ï¿½â¡ï¿½)â¯ï¸µ â»ââ»
SM: YOU FORCE MY HAND! (�Ð�ױ)

14/01/15
"============>>"

TS: So,, thiiS one iiS better you Say?? iif you aSk me,, iit SeemS much more dangerouS.. The other iiS much cloSer two the ground and would take Some work two fall off of.. iit would bee faiirly eaSy two fall off thiiS one,, and iit''S much farther of a fall.. From a falliing perSpectiive,, thiiS one iiS much more dangerouS..
SM: But that's only if you sit on it.

14/01/15
"============>>"

TS: Glub??
SM: Glub.
TS: Glub glub..
SM: Glub glub glub glub.
TS: Glub''de glub glub?
SM: Glub.
TS: Heh heh.. ::)
SM: ^V^

14/01/15
"============>>"

SM: Oh.
SM: Right.
SM: Just go ahead and lay on it.
SM: That's EXACTLY Vhat you should NOT do!
SM: Glub.
SM: (ÒДÓױ)

TS: Heh,, II''m juSt meSSiing wiith you..
SM: (ÒДÓױ)

14/01/15
"============>>"

SM: Cod clam it.

14/01/15
"============>>"

TS: Liike thiiS one??
SM: Yeah,
SM: That one looks...
SM: NO! (ÒДÓױ)

14/01/15
"============>>"

TS: So what do you thiink thiiS one iiS?? II''m aSSumiing iit StoreS Somethiing giiven iitS Shape...... But the liid iiS Stuck.. Huh,, II''m really Stuck on thiiS one.. How do you thiink we open iit?
TS: Cariian?

SM: Didn't I say done?
TS: Oh common..
SM: Ugh!
SM: ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

TS: ;;)
SM: Fine, I don't knoV. It looks harmless enough.
SM: No shark parts.

14/01/15
"============>>"

TS: eheh hehe..
SM: DONE!

14/01/15
"============>>"

SM: Is this hoV you alVayes get out? :O
TS: Hmmm?? Oh,, yeah.. II doubt my door iiS ever uSed.. The dumb thiing probably doeSn''t even work.. Lack of uSe and whatnot haS probably broken iit.. II actually can''t remember the laSt tiime II uSed iit...... Ha,, that''S actually pretty funny.
SM: You are so ridiculous!
TS: Ehehehehehe..
SM: (ÒДÓױ)
SM: I am so 100% done Vith you! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

14/01/15
"============>>"

TS: Hmmm??
SM: Yes.
SM: Hmmm.
SM: NoV go check yoar roof.
SM: I left you some stuff. (・ω・)

TS: Game Stuff??
SM: Vhat else?
TS: JuSt checkiing..

14/01/15
"============>>"


SM: hmmm.

13/01/15
"============>>"

TS: So what iiS thiiS thiing?
SM: No clue...
TS: Hmmm..
SM: AH don't touch it!(○口○ )
TS: Why not??
SM: Vhat if it's dangerous?
SM: I don't want you getting hurt!

TS: Your concern for my health iiS cute,, but II doubt the game would Supply uS wiith machiinery iif iit waS two dangerouS two touch.. There are trollS all over the planet playing thiiS game and-
SM: I DON'T CARE I'M TAKING IT BACK! (ノ`Д ́)ノ
TS: You can''t actually do that.. II''m pretty Sure..
SM: VATCH
SM: ME
SM: ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

TS: Watchiing,, but nothiing iiS happeniing.. II really don''t thiink that you can take iit back.. Maybe iit''S Some game faiil Safe,, juSt in caSe Someone''S overly protectiive quadrant can''t handle them beiing around big machiinery.. MuSt happen pretty often.. You know Cariian,, II bet there iiS even a warniing label that everythiing iiS Safe to uSe on the offiicaiil verSiion..
SM: But that's just it!
SM: This isn't the official Wersion!
SM: Vhat if something is Vrong Vith the code? (○口○ )
SM: I should haWe palyed first. óò
SM: Maybe Ve can still do that!
SM: (╥﹏╥)

TS: No,, we can''t,, and you are perfectly aware of iit.. So Stop throwing a fiit,, jeez iit''S embarraSSiing.. JuSt put down the other machiinery on my roof,, and II''ll get two iit later.. You don''t have two bee Such a...... Computer eraSe that.. IIt''S Sweet that you care and all,, but II don''t need two bee coddled.. Everythiing iiS fiine,, II Swear..

13/01/15
"============>>"

SM: This is the only fin that fits...

13/01/15
"============>>"

TS: AUGH!! What the heck do you thiink you''re doiing?? Don''t get that thiing near me!! JeeS..
SM: Ha Ha! ^w^
SM: Vait! You can sea it?

TS: Of courSe II can See iit,, do II look bliind two you?? IIt iiSn''t liike iit''S hard two See or anythiing,, pretty obviious.. JuSt don''t briing iit near me,, ok?? IIt makeS me uncomfortable.. Liike,, yuck.. What even iiS it?? JuSt floatiing there all-
SM: HoV are you DOING that??? (ㆆ▃ㆆ)
TS: What??
SM: Instead of coming up as a message, like your Valls of text usually do,
SM: Each Vord is shoVing up individually! (ㆆ▃ㆆ)

TS: Oh.. That''S how iit workS?? IIntereStiing..
SM: HoV Vhat Vorks?
TS: II''m on a traiin of thought,, hold on.. II waS Saying iit muSt bee my new program.. InStead of typIng out wordS,, II juSt have two Say them,, quiirk iincluded.. IIt''S pretty neat II gueSS.. MakeS for great handS free communiicatiion.. II really don''t know why we don''t juSt call each other.. II mean really Cariian.. ThiiS iiS So dumb..
SM: Pfft.
SM: Shut your face!
SM: You're the one that kept complaining aboat hoV much you hated talking on the phone!
SM: Because it Vas, "distracting from coding."
SM: Or waterver.
SM: But seriously, none of that.
SM: You picked out trollian, so you can deal buddy! >:D

TS: JuSt deploy Somethiing already..
SM: Ha ha! 人◕ ‿‿ ◕人
TS: ::|

13/01/15
"============>>"

SM: VOV!
SM: Hey!
SM: I Vonder if I can...

13/01/15
"============>>"

SM: OH! It vorked! I can sea yoar room!
SM: This is so shella! ^w^

13/01/15
"Sillix: Enter disk."

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(c) Hussie.

13/01/15
"Sillix: Message server player. "

-tastefulSymmety began trolling sirenMonolog-
TS: Hey,, iif you are,, II''m ready two get thiiS thiing Started.. II''ve already deliivered Serket''S copy two hiim,, So everythiing iiS ready and Set.. By the way,, how can you STAND hiim?? II mean,, you''re overly happy at tiimeS,, but you make up for iit wiith beeiing a capable member of Sociiety.. He'S juSt riidiiculouS!! II had two Save hiiS liife the Second II got there.. Somehow,, he got on the wrong Siide of a giiant goat thiing.. What an iincapable iidiiot.. II have no questionS on how you two managed two get captured So eaSiily during your FLARP SeSSiions.. Anyway,, enough of hiim.. MeSSage me when you're ready two play.. II need my Server player..
SM: VoV.
SM: Someone's seaing black~
SM: 人◕ ‿‿ ◕人

TS: No,, you''re readiing completely wrong iinto the Siituatiion.. For one,, II doubt he''S capable of feeliing true hatred,, giiven hiiS Siimple miindSet and happy go lucky attiitude.. Secondly,, iif II waS two feel anythiing for hiim,, iit would be of a liighter Shade.. Someone liike that iiS hardly worth Someone liike me'S tiime.. II have SpadeS for thoSe who match me,, and can giive me a challenge.. Not a dork liike that loSer.. SeriiouSly,, he''S a BLUEBLOOD!! IIt'S iinfuriiatiing he can bee So Stupiid..
SM: II thought you Vere all aboat going against the tide, and doing Vhat you Vant regardless of hoV society WieVs it?
TS: Well that''S true.. But iit''S diifferent than what he doeS.. "Niice hiighbloodS" are the Same aS "mean lowbloodS.." ThiiS iiS the Same reaSon II have iiSSueS wiith Niitram.. No oriigiinaliity.. So many trollS nowaniightS liike two play outSiide theiir roleS iin Sociiety,, So doiing So iiS pretty much conformiing anyway.. The only reaSon they do iit iiS SO they can do iit.. Not becauSe they want two.. WannabeeS liike that are So common iit''S riidiiculouS!!
SM: You realize you said they are so out of the main tide,
SM: They ARE main tide...
SM: Right?

TS: Yep.
SM: ....
SM: ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
SM: You go Vith VaterWer ideas you'We come up Vith,
SM: You said something aboat the game?

TS: Let''S play..
SM: Okie dokie! I'm ready for anything, it's been a sloV night. ^V^
TS: Perfect..

-tastefulSymmety ceased trolling sirenMonolog-

13/01/15
"Sillix: Head back to your hive."

You head back to your hive without much delay. You don't have much time. The game has got to start soon, so you might as well do it now.

13/01/15
"============>>"

But now's not the time for that. Now's the time to play it cool. Cool as ice. No. Cooler than ice. Cool as a Captor. As cool as they come.

13/01/15
"============>>"

You just HATE that guy. Why is he even on your team?

13/01/15
"============>>"

RUFFEN: Well 8ye I guess
SILLIX: See ya,, Serket..

13/01/15
"============>>"

RUFFEN: Thanks f8r delivering the g8me
RUFFEN: I dou8t I could have m8de it as fast on my 8wn

SILLIX: IIt''S no problem.. IIt''S not liike II had anythiing better two do than coddle you iintwo playiing.. II''m not SuppoSed two enter the game for another hour or So.. AS long aS ii leave wiithiin the next few miinuteS,, ii Should have tiime two Spare.. Of courSe II Stiil have two feed my luSuS,, prepare my hiive,, etc.. etc..
RUFFEN: Th8ts right ::::O
RUFFEN: Youre ent8ring first!!!!!!!!

SILLIX: yeah,, that''S the point II waS tryiing two get acroSS. Now you See why ii need two bee leaviing Soon?? BeecauSe that iiS what iiS moSt iimportant riight now..
RUFFEN: Oh ye8h I guess ::::(
RUFFEN: I wish y8u could h8ng out a little 8it longer though

SILLIX: II''m Sure ii could..
RUFFEN: Re8lly???????? ::::D
SILLIX: Yeah,, juSt conviince your mateSpriit two poStpone the game and we can hang out aallll you want.. We can get down wiith beeiing friiendS and tell each other all our dirty SeceretS like a dumb reality TV Show..
RUFFFEN: >::::(
RUFFEN: 8ut thats che8ting!!!!!!!!
RUFFEN: She wouldnt p8stpone this stupid g8me
RUFFEN: Shes got th8t stupid rivalry thing g8ing on with Zahhak and K8rkit ::::/

SILLIX: welp,, that SuckS.. iin that caSe ii must bee on my way.. II wiiSh oh So dearly II could Stay,, but you know what the boSS would Say.. Gotta fly..
RUFFEN: Che8ter!!!!!!!!
SILLIX: Yep..
RUFFEN: DXXXX

13/01/15
"============>>"

Sillix: Sup Serket..

13/01/15
"============>>"

13/01/15
"============>>"

13/01/15
"============>>"

Whatever, it gives you a chance to show off.

13/01/15
"============>>"

What in the name of bees is that kid doing? If he's this dysfunctional 24/7, you are going to have to have a serious conversation with your team leader.

13/01/15
"============>>"

Looking down, this is what you see.

13/01/15
"Sillix: Hurry up and skip to the end of your journey. "

The end is skipped to, but many sick moves, including an amazing flip, were missed.

13/01/15
"============>>"

You look awesome, as you do half the time. The other half, you just look cool.

13/01/15
"============>>"

Up and away, or some shit like that.

13/01/15
"============>>"

You've got an open skylight for a reason.

13/01/15
"Sillix: Exit through your door."

Why would you do that?

13/01/15
"============>>"

You might as well head out now.

12/01/15
"Sillix: Answer SV."

-sustainedVictory began trolling tastefulSymmetry-
SV: CHICA.
SV: I NEED YOU TO DO ME A SO|__|ID.

TS: Oh my,, whatever iiS iit thiiS tiime?? Or,, Should II actually bee aSkiing how much of my Schedule II''ll need two clear So your requeSt can bee carriied out?? BeecauSe iit''S not liike II''m doiing anythiing of extreme iimportance,, juSt patrolliing around my hiive and waiitiing for thiiS game two get Started.. IIn no way am II queStiioniing your leaderShiip,, but II beliieve iit iiS worth notiing one of my diiStant neiighborS haS already began.. Of courSe,, II followed your wiiSheS and he no longer haS acceSS two hiiS hiive.. He Should bee out of tiime Soon..
SV: OH FUCK GIVE ME A PAN ACHE WHY DONT YOU?
SV: |__|OOK CAPTOR,
SV: I AM GOING TO ASSUME YOU SAID NOTHING IMPORTANT THERE BECAUSE I'M NOT READING A|__||__| THAT SHIT.
SV: SO |__|ISTEN UP,
SV: RUFFEN /STI|__||__|/ DOESN'T HAVE HIS COPY.
SV: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TO|__|D YOU TO GET IT TO HIM?

TS: II''m buSy a lot.. But II''ll bee headiing over hiiS way Sometiime Soon.. You don''t have two get So upSet,, everythiing iiS fiine.. II''ll get the game two hiim on tiime,, wiith extra two Spare.. You Should really put more faiith iin me,, II can eaSiily get thiingS done iin a Small amount of tiime.. BeeSiideS,, heS not enteriing for a whiile So iit won''t bee any trouble for hiim two Set up.. You Shouldn''t get So antSy,, jeez Niitram.. You nervouS??
SV: SHUT UP!
SV: AND THE FACT YOU CAN DO IT IN A SHORT PERIOD OF TIME ISNT THE FUCKING POINT.
SV: THE POINT IS I AM IN CHARGE AND YOU NEED TO ADHERE TO MY ORDERS.
SV: I NEED THIS TO WORK OUT CAPTOR.
SV: AND I'M PUTTING THAT RESPONSIBILITY PARTLY ON YOUR SHOULDERS.

TS: Ok..

-tastefulSymmetry ceased trolling sustainedVictory-

12/01/15
"Sillix: Hear ping noise from husktop. "

What's that? A message? Sigh. You're not in a conversation mood, but you know this idiot doesn't like to wait. Might as well answer.

12/01/15
"Sillix: Inspect skateboard. "

Oh, but this isn't just ANY skateboard. This is a psionic powered, rocket skateboard that takes ultra concentration and sick skills to control. Naturally, you are an expert. You take it out when you want to seem extra cool when flying around.

12/01/15
"Sillix: Check out your posters."

Your posters are sick. You get the posters of every game you play, but only put your favorites on the wall AFTER you finish them. It creates quite the urgent need to finish when the poster is just BEGGING to be hung up. Really works for incentive.

12/01/15
"Sillix: Inspect husktop. "

You stroll over to one of your many husktops. This is your main one with the most storage and a ridiculous amount of RAM. With cables littering your block, you've connected all the husktops in your room to make a hive-like system. Information is easily spread to any device, and each separate device runs different software. It's the best system you could make from pretty much scratch. You're pretty proud of it.

12/01/15
"Enter name. "

Your name is SILLIX CAPTOR.

You are the best at computers out of pretty much anyone on the planet. The VAST AMOUNT OF CODES you know TRANSCENDS DEFINITION. You are UNCHALLENGED WITH YOUR AUTHORITY OVER ALL THINGS ELECTRONIC. Everyone you know recognizes you for your skill, and you accept their recognition WITHOUT MUCH THOUGHT. You often wonder if you could be better, but DOUBT YOU NEED TO BE. People who beat themselves up over stuff they can't help are so IDIOTIC, following the MAINSTREAM like that. If anyone has the skills to SEPARATE FROM THE BEATEN PATH, it's you. At least, it's YOU HALF OF THE TIME. Due to your BIPOLAR MOOD SWINGS, you sometimes find yourself in UNFORTUNATE SITUATIONS. Then you just have to FIX whatever you ruined all over again.

Recently, a NEW GAME was brought to your attention. This game wasn't distributed by your usual gaming companies. Instead, it was handed out by THE EMPIRE ITSELF. At first you were SUSPICIOUS, and your suspicions were proved right when some of your "friends" found out what the game was really for. Many people see this as THE DESTRUCTION OF YOUR RACE, but you believe it to be THE SALVATION. If your race is to be saved, only a SMALL AMOUNT OF PEOPLE SHOULD SURVIVE. Maybe then the violence and hierarchy would be destroyed. But whatever. That stuff ISN'T IMPORTANT TO YOU. You just want to play this WICKED COOL GAME.

Your trolltag is tastefulSymmetry and you try your beSt two hiide your Strong liiSp..

What will you do?

12/01/15
"(If you've been both.)"

Oh, who's this girl. You hardly remember her at all. You wonder what her name is...

12/01/15
"(If you've been both.)"

Before you can do that, you must first be this girl. She's the girl you almost were, but threw a fit before her introduction was done. This is the her from the past, but what is her name?

11/01/15
"======>"

-sirenMonolog began trolling congenialArachnid-
SM: Hey
SM: Are you around?
SM: Somefin reel bad carpened.
SM: I don't reely Vant to glub aboat it.
SM: But I'd pike to get this game started...

CA: Hey!!!!!!!!
CA: Wh8ts wrong
CA: Well
CA: I guess y8u dont wanna s8y........ ::::/
CA: Sure if you want to pl8y the g8me
CA: Im down ::::D

SM: Cool fish.
SM: I'm ready to connect Vhen you are, just giWe me the Vord.

CA: 8ut........
CA: Really Carian
CA: Are you ok?

SM: I'm fine.
SM: Let's just start this thing.

CA: Well........
CA: OK

11/01/15
"======>"

11/01/15
"======>"

11/01/15
"======> Be Carian."

11/01/15
"======>"

MOTHERFUCKERS

11/01/15
"======>"

HONK honk

11/01/15
"======>"

It's a good motherfucking thing you live near a hive conglomeration.

11/01/15
"======> Be Zoezee."

There is only one thing you can do right now.

11/01/15
"======>"

You are going to play this game, and PROVE you aren't the weakest link. You can't be taken out by something like this. You are going to prove the black team is made of tougher shit. In other words...

YOU ARE GOING TO KICK THIS GAME IN ITS SHAME GLOBES.

Some bitch, you don't know who, but SOME BITCH will pay. Jaykay can wait. You're going to show the world exactly why not to fuck with you. And it ain't going to be pretty.

11/01/15
"======>"

You KNOW what this was for! You should have seen this coming. You doubt it was Jaykay who sent the drone attack. He's not that cowardly. The only person who could have done this is already out of your reach. You only have one option.

You have no idea what happened. No way could you ever have predicted something like this. you doubt it was your neighbor, he's mostly harmless. You want to RIP THE OFFENDER TO MOTHERFUCKING BITS but... You don't even know who it was. You only have one option.

11/01/15
"Carian: Be upset."

YOU ARE FUCKING LIVID. You knew the drones wouldn't leave your things untouched, but you never could have thought it would be something like this!

11/01/15
"Zoezee: Be upset."

You- You don't understand! How did a thing like this happen? What could have caused something like this????

11/01/15
"[S] Lusus Death X2 Combo."

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10/01/15
"======>"

???????????????????

10/01/15
"Zoezee: Hey, what's that?"

What's what?

10/01/15
"Zoezee: Not know anything about the situation."

What situation? You know so little about the situation, you don't even know the situation exists. In fact, you're not even thinking about the non-existent situation (that actually exists but you don't know about).

10/01/15
"In the past..."

If the readers would all remember.

10/01/15
"Zoezee: Check out the ocean."

You head down to the water. It's currently low tide. Maybe that's why the goat is missing. You doubt anything bad could have happened to her.

10/01/15
"Zoezee: Wonder why your hive has no windows."

Ha... You don't have to worry about that...

You designed your hive when you were very young, as all trolls do. You forgot that windows were a thing and just never added them. You keep a screen in your hive by the main door that helps you determine whether or not you can go outside. The ocean floods your beach sometimes.

10/01/15
"Zoezee: Exit hive."

You exit.

Hmm. You wonder where the old goat is? She's normally around by this time of day. When you were younger, she was never around, and spent most of her time in the ocean. But as you grew up, she started hanging around more. You wonder what's up with that? It might be the fact you started feeding her. Bitch really likes her Faygo. She drinks it by the gallons.

09/01/15
"======>"

You begin to head down the hall. Man, you really should clean up. You should. You never will. But you should. Being this age is so hard. There are so many things you should do, but have no motivation to do so. So difficult.

08/01/15
"Zoezee: Don't fall off."

Why not? That's how you normally get down.
Honk. :o)

08/01/15
"Zoezee: Exit as you usually do."

You can sure do that!

08/01/15
"Zoezee: Hurry up and get out of your block!"

You get off your drum set, and get ready to leave, but you are blocked with the same problem as before! Your THERMAL HULL is in front of you!

07/01/15
"Zoezee: Throw down some sick beats. "

How about you just lay on it? That's a good equivalent, right?

07/01/15
"Zoezee: Inspect instrument. "

This is your DRUM SET. You DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW HOW TO PLAY. But you like tapping out the rhythm of songs that don't even exist. It's pretty dope actually. Sometimes you rap to it, but you're not that skilled in multitasking, and forget what you're doing half way through.

07/01/15
"Zoezee: Inspect dolls."

You look at your dolls. They are pretty fucked up. You ripped out the eyes of one of them and replaced them with buttons. You also sowed its mouth shut because you think it looks MUCH MORE APPEALING WHEN IT CAN'T SPEW ITS WICKED HERESY. The other doll had a much worse fate. You peeled back all its plastic skin and destroyed the joints. You had a dream once where it tried to KILL YOU, so you made sure it could never even try.

06/01/15
"Enter name."

Your name is ZOEZEE MAKARA.

You have something of an obsession with CLOWNS WHO ARE NOT IN FULL CONTROL OF THEIR THINK PANS. This obsession is stemming from your involvement in a RATHER OBSCURE CULT. The beliefs of this cult are SOMEWHAT FROWNED UPON and are yet to be a thing that is even feasible. But you don't care. You have to believe that you shall one day witness the GRAND MESSIAH'S WRATH upon this vile planet and help in the HOLY SLAUGHTER.

Aside from that you like to PLAY WITH DOLLS. You own several, although they are in quite bad shape. Your two favorites are perhaps in the WORST CONDITION. You cant help it. MUTILATING THE THINGS YOU LOVE is a nasty habit of yours. You have to stop, but addiction is a powerful thing.

You chat sometimes with your pals, but prefer just HANGING OUT around your hive more than anything. Maybe subjugglating lowbloods cause thats always cool, but not much else can convince you to GET OFF YOUR BUTT and do something. The only troll you really listen to is Jaykay, but hes your BEST FRIEND, so you DONT HAVE MUCH CHOICE.

Your trolltag is caliginousHarlequin and you aint TO be KNOW bout GRAMMAR noise OR something OF that NATURE sounding

What will you do?

06/01/15
"Fine: The introduction will happen as un-planned. "

Hell yeah!

06/01/15
"Clown Girl: Exit."

Well ok, but your path is blocked by whatever is in front of you. Maybe if you had had your introduction, you would know what it was, and could maybe move it.

06/01/15
"NO: This way will save time."

But... the next train up to the imperial palace doesn't leave for another half hour. You have plenty of time.

06/01/15
"Clown girl: Get moving!"

Yeah yeah you're getting to that. But maybe you should get a name first?

05/01/15
"======>"

-eternalEmperor began trolling caliginousHarlequin-
EE: G-ET YOAR ASS DOWN )(-ER-E S)(ITS GOING ON
CH: ffuuuuuuucccckkk
CH: JUST be GETTING home WITH myself
CH: AND i GOTTA be HEADING out AGAIN
CH: shit MAN :o/

EE: YOAR JUST G-ETTING )(OM-E??
EE: WTF MAKARA

CH: getting DISTRACTED
EE: WIT)( W)(AT -EXACTLY
CH: well
CH: RED blood
CH: RAN away AND shit
CH: I was ONE to BE following
CH: BUT where HE go?
CH: i AINT know
CH: so I follow THE guy
CH: MOTHERFUCK if I was SURE i HAD him
CH: SO the DEAL was

EE: NO NO NO AND NO
EE: I DONT CAR-E

CH: but YOU ask
EE: FORG-ET I ASK-ED ALRIG)(T?
EE: I N-E-ED YOU DOWN AT T)(-E IMP-ERIAL PALAC-E ASAP

CH: ugh
CH: FINE
CH: to BE heading DOWN there SOON

EE: ILL M-E-ET YOU AT T)(-E -EAST GAT-E OK?
CH: ight

eternalEmperor began trolling caliginousHarlequin -

05/01/15
"Jaykay: Find whoever sent the drone attack."

-eternalEmperor began trolling lethalEndearment-
EE: I N-E-ED YOAR MURD-ER-WIT)(OUT-M-ERCY SKILLS ASAP
EE: SOM-EON-E )(AS B-ETRAY-ED M-E IN MY COUNCIL
EE: T)(-ER-E WAS A DRON-E ATTACK WIT)(OUT MY CONS-ENT
EE: SOM-EON-E T)(INKS T)(-EY CAN CALL T)(-E S)(OTS UP )(-ER-E
EE: ILL LOOK MOR-E CONVINCING WIT)( YOU BY MY SID-E W)(-EN I CONFRONT T)(-EM

LE: /->/ use makara im busy
EE: WAT-ER YOU GLUBBING AT?
EE: BUSY )(OW?

LE: /->/ busy lik sburg
EE: W)(AT????
EE: YOU W-ER-E SUPPOS-ED TO CONTACT M-E FIRST!

LE: /->/ o
LE: /->/ oops
LE: /->/ -saffir stopped trollin u-

EE: NO YOU GLUBBING DIDNT T)(ATS FINPOSSIBL-E
LE: /->/ -saffir started trollin u-
LE: /->/ yo
LE: /->/ i just wanted 2 tell u
LE: /->/ im startin this gam
LE: /->/ k bye

EE: YOU AR-E SUC)( A B-EAC)( SOM-ETIM-ES
EE: CANT YOU JUST LIST-EN TO OARD-ERS ONC-E IN A W)(AL-E?

LE: /->/ no
EE: 38/
EE: WAT-ERV-ER
EE: BUT )(-EY
EE: I WAS WOND-ERING
EE: W)(Y DIDNT U WANT TO PLAY -EARLI-ER IF YOAR ALL GUN-)(O ATROUT IT NOW?

LE: /->/ o u mean w makara?
LE: /->/ she called alentr usles so i mad her apologize
LE: /->/ no big
LE: /->/ fuq

EE: W)(AT? AND W)(Y DO YOU CAR-E?
LE: /->/ shit wld u mind sending some1 by where my hive was @
LE: /->/ i didnt even think bout this

EE: U)(
EE: S)(OR-E
EE: BUT W)(Y?

LE: /->/ well u kno allie was livin w me
LE: /->/ and wen i went in the gam
LE: /->/ this huge ass meteor was headin rite @ my hive
LE: /->/ and like
LE: /->/ alentr didnt com w/ me
LE: /->/ i guess im p worried
LE: /->/ so ull send someone?

EE: S)(OR-E DO YOU CAR-E AT ALL W)(O?
EE: I N-E-ED MAKARA W)(-EN I CONFRONT T)(-ES-E S-EAW-E-EDS OV-ER )(-ER-E
EE: SO IT WILL JUST B-E SOM-E RANDOM GUARD

LE: /->/ just make sur they dont hurt him
EE: ILL T-ELL T)(-EM W)(O )(-E B-ELONGS TO
EE: T)(-EY WOULDNT )(URT )(IM IF I OARD-ER-ED IT

LE: /->/ ok he doesnt "belong" 2 me
LE: /->/ we nvr made the offical steps or anythin
LE: /->/ so hes just my matesprit

EE: Y-EA)( IM SO CONVINC-ED
EE: I DONT ACTS)(OR-ELY CAR-E ATROUT IT
EE: ITS NOT LIK-E YOU DO

LE: /->/ lets not bring th@ up
LE: /->/ im up 2 my highly attractive ass in enemies
LE: /->/ they get a lot hardr the more o them u kill

EE: R-E-ELLY?
LE: /->/ yeah
LE: /->/ technically its a payback @ me tho
LE: /->/ i may or may not hav cheated just a little bit

EE: YOU MUST )(AV-E
EE: IF YOAR NOT GLUBBING WIT)( YOAR S-ERV-ER PLAY-ER
EE: )(OW T)(-E S)(-ELL DID YOU -EV-EN G-ET AROUND T)(AT?

LE: /->/ vry carefully
LE: /->/ so was th@ all u wanted?

EE: Y-EA)(
EE: O)(
EE: AND W)(ATS T)(-E STATUS ON OUR MAIN OPPON-ENTS?

LE: /->/ ok
LE: /->/ this i kno
LE: /->/ the rebellions team is already wiped out
LE: /->/ they messed up their ordr so they wont b a prob
LE: /->/ team black is a bit diff tho
LE: /->/ aurena told me they r doing k 4 now
LE: /->/ they hav 1 player in
LE: /->/ 1 on standby
LE: /->/ and i dont think the red team will even be an ish
LE: /->/ they havent even fuckin started
LE: /->/ ha ha wut losers

EE: WOW
EE: T)(ATS -EMBARRASSING OAR T)(-EM
EE: T)(-E R-EB-ELLION
EE: T)(-E R-ED T-EAM ONLY )(AS T)(R-E-E PLAY-ERS SO T)(-EY CAN CARP LAT-ER

LE: /->/ w/e
LE: /->/ ima beat these imps now
LE: /->/ u go check on alli
LE: /->/ well talk wen u confirm hes ok
LE: /->/ then wen ur rdy 2 get ur ass in the gam

EE: GOOD
EE: I DONT )(AV-E TO T-ELL YOU NOT TO DO SOM-EFIN STUPID DO I?
EE: I M-EAN
EE: I TRUST YOU -ENOUG)( T)(AT YOU WONT

LE: /->/ pfft yeah no
LE: /->/ im not som dumbass lik the rest of the losrs on this team

EE: DIDNT T)(INK SO
LE: /->/ ttyl
EE: BY-E

eternalEmperor began trolling lethalEndearment-

04/01/15
"======>"

Oh no! What is this? It seems the prince has finally come out of his temporary trauma-coma induced by a screaming fish girl, to realize that she is gone and he can do something other than staring blankly at a wall. She is also too preoccupied with whatever was floating down through the water to notice this shift of attention.

So you are now Jaykay. While you are him, what will you do?

03/01/15
"Carian: Look up."

!!!!!!!!

03/01/15
"Carian: Inspect pumpkin."

You inspect the pumpkin to find writing on it! Even if the writing is somewhat disturbing.

Look up? Sorry? Sorry for what??

You don't want to look up, but you have to.

03/01/15
"Carian: FOLLOW THAT PUMPKIN!"

You follow the disappearing pumpkin until it leads you outside. Then it just sits there.

Well you found it.

03/01/15
"Carian: Put on glasses so you can see better."

You hate life so much right now, but you have no other choice.

03/01/15
"======>"

Ok, so now you know someone is screwing with you. You would call it quits, but your curiosity is too strong. And anyway, curiosity killed the cat, not the sea horse. So you'll be fine.

03/01/15
"======>"

There it is! Maybe your depth perception was screwing with you. You normally wear contacts, but can't do so underwater. You hate glasses with a passion.

03/01/15
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Hold on...

03/01/15
"Carian: Go down and investigate. "

Wait! Where the hell did it go? This was bullshit! You know you saw a pumpkin, and you don't think pumpkins can float so it couldn't have gone anywhere. This was all very suspicious.

02/01/15
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That! There! Where did it come from?

02/01/15
"======>"

Wait! What's that??

02/01/15
"======>"

You look around the main hall of your hive. Wow, you really do need to clean up. Squiddles are EVERYWHERE! They have a nasty habit of floating out of your room. You guess thats what you get for keeping stuffed animals with small pockets of air underwater.

02/01/15
"Carian: Easy the tension and engage in some role play!"

Hello there Silverbeard! Do you have news for me? No? What a shame. Do you perhaps know where my lusus had gone?

Starring into his magical orb, he informs you he does not, and to keep looking. You smile, give him thanks with a quick curtsy and kiss on the cheek, then head out to look some more.

02/01/15
"Carian: Begin the search."

You head into one of the hallways of your hive. You find the drone didn't break anything. You wonder why. It's not that you WANT your hive destroyed, but you can't think of a reason why they wouldn't. It's beginning to concern you.

02/01/15
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You guess you're done in here. Which means it's time to go find your lusus!

02/01/15
"======>"

Ooookkaaayyy, that's enough of that! You already know how your ancestor's story ends anyway. You witnessed it first hand. (More or less. You didn't actually /see/ the deed done, but whatever.)

01/01/15
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they ovverpowwered him
evven someone as skilled in combat as vvris cant fight off hundreds o trolls
he wwas hanged for his actions

i assisted in the demise of my kismesiss and i get a fuckin rewward
my only wworry is drone season wwhich is approachin quickly
i need a neww kismesiss an fast other wwise i may be just as doomed as spiderling

so this is my last message to him
rest in fuckin pieces for puttin me in such a position

01/01/15
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he used his manipulation powwers on half the crowwd
but accordin to the report he couldnt control the highbloods in the group
they rose up wwhile slaughtin the gutterbloods an attacked
spiderling nevver did havve many allies
he wwas alwways too busy stealin their shit

01/01/15
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this is a bit... awwkwward to wwrite
i just recievved a message from the league of legislacerators expressin their thanks in my help in the case of spiderling larceny
apparently his ships were compromised
evvery single one of his ships in the fleet wwere destoyed an his creww drowwned or wwere captured an executed an spiderling himself...
he was caught and brought to the grand trial room
the room was filled wwith a huge fuckin crowd
trolls from bronze to blue
spiderling wwas to be hanged in front of all of them
o course he had a trick up his sleevve

01/01/15
"Carian: Read a bit from book."


so i had about the wworst fuckin day evver
my fuckin kissmissis got the better o me AGAIN seriously howw the fuck am i supposed to fight against him if hes alwways fuckin CHEATIN?
this time though he took it too far
i wwill not be made a fuckin fool of

i arranged a meetin of sorts
knowwin the empress has its perks an i used it in all the wways i could
vvris or capt8in spiderling larceny as he goes by noww wwill be meetin a member of the legislacerators tonight
his ego wwill take a feww fuckin hits wwith no ship wwont it
an trust me wwhen i fucking say he needs it god damn
all i hear nowwadays is howw fuckin great he is howw much he is better than me wwhat hes doin next its all fuckin bullshit
i am higher in both caste and position so he can shut it
soon wwell be seein wwho gets the last fuckin laugh

ill see him soon
probably the moon after next
hell be all tired from killin the legislacerator
i aint evven wworried about it
wwhat can one lone troll do to someone like vvris?


You never told Ruffen about this. The next part is a bit disturbing.

01/01/15
"Carian: Inspect books."

These are your history books. Most of them are about your ancestor, or the trolls directly connected to her. You read them often and take notes in the margins.

31/12/14
"Carian: Inspect stuffed squids."

They aren't stuffed squids! They are squiddles! You collect them. You own about 135 squiddles in total.

31/12/14
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OK, good!

31/12/14
"UM EXCUSE YOU!"

This is the second time you have been interrupted from your intro! You will be DAMNED if you don't get adequate screen time! You should be the star of the show, not some useless side girl! You going to finish up in your room, you will find your fucking lusus, and then, and only then, will you allow someone else to steal this show.

This show is yours, cod clam it. YOURS!

31/12/14
"Carian: Be your friend."

You are now your friend.

31/12/14
"Carian: Answer TS."

-tastefulSymmetybegan trolling sirenMonolog-
TS: Hey
TS: Where did you go? I need you to deploy some stuff.
TS: Hello?
TS: For gods sake Ampora, where are you?

SM: Hey! Sorry aboat being mia! (✿◕‿◕✿)
SM: You Vouldn't bereef Vhat happened! \(^O^)/
SM: BTV are you ok? Your quirk is... Vrong. :?

TS: I'm here. There was a incident involving my computer. I have a new one, but I'll have to write my quirk code again. It's too much of a hassle to just type out. Your's is pretty simple, so I understand your dedication despite not having a code to do it for you. But I constantly type mine wrong, because of its complications, so I run all my messages through a filter. It makes sure I didn't miss anything. Given the quantity that I type, it's the best idea to just leave out my quirk until I finish up the code.
SM: VoV
SM: You are the laziest troll I haVe eVer met! >:O
SM: You seariously Von't eVen type out your oVn quirk? But /you/ made it! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

TS: Yeah.
SM: But there are so many trolls Vith moray complicated quirks than you! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
SM: I mean, look at Pyrope! Or Ruffen! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)

TS: Ruffen doesn't have a quirk. He has a mass of letters jumbled together with a stray 8 thrown in every word. It makes no sense, is extreamly unorganized, and I can't believe you would compare my quirk to his. That is simply offensive. As for Skizee. No. His quirk is not complicated. It is very simple. He only replaces 5 letters with odd numbers in succession. Look. I=1 E=3 S=5 T=7 P=9. Now you tell me how in the name of our ancestors is that complicated. Because, if it's anything other than annoying, it's mundane.
SM: Don't be so mean to Ruffen! òó
SM: His quirk seems care free, but he actually reely thinks aboat Vhere the 8s go!
SM: And aboat Pyrope, I guess that's pretty true
SM: His is more dumb than anything (=^ェ^=)
SM: BTV
SM: Im keeping that guide ʕ ᴥʔ

TS: I'm glad to be of serves miss glub. Now, on to what I originally contacted you about and what you responded with. I need you to deploy more stuff. According to the guide Vantas handed out like it was the grub paper, there is still several items to be deployed. Do you see any in your index? Also, what the hell took you so long? I have been waiting around for about an hour with nothing to do besides fight imps. Which, by the way, have obtained the ability to hurl mass amounts of cubes at me. I don't know exactly how that happened. But it did. I would be careful with what you prototype. I know we saved biclops's life and everything, but now the imps have powers almost on par with me. And two heads. The two head's part is both aesthetically pleasing, and making me uncomfortable. It's about 50/50.
SM: Ok, I deployed eVerything I could giVen your grist amount!
SM: And YOU VOULDNT FUCKING BELIEVE VHAT PEXIES DID!!!!!!!!!!!!! (ÒДÓױ)

TS: ?
SM: Ok, so here I Vas, minding my oVn business
SM: I Vas doing nothfin but looking around my room, thinking aboat things I like!
SM: Vhen all of a sudden, there Vas a HUGE BOOOOOOMMM!!!!!
SM: So I look out side, Vondering Vhat the glub
SM: And Vhat is out there bloVs my mind!
SM: Drones!
SM: The mother fucker sent drones to me! (ÒДÓױ)
SM: I got rid of them best I could, but eVentually had abscond >:/
SM: I don't knoV Vhere mom Vent off to
SM: NoV that I think aboat it I knoV she Vas kelping me fight...
SM: But she disappeared... (╥﹏╥)
SM: OH NO!!! (● ⌓ ●)

TS: Just go on, we'll figure that out after.
SM: Hmm, ok (̯͡.̯͡)‎​
SM: So I abscond and Valk myself right the glub to the imperial palace

TS: !
SM: I knoV! I'm bassass (`◔ ω ◔´)
SM: AnyVay, so I get there right? And I find him
SM: I shake some seanse into him
SM: But then he has the GALL to act like it Vasn't him Vho sent the attack
SM: But he "didn't knoV Vho" and shit ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)
SM: UGH! I fucking hate him! (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
SM: But not like that!
SM: Glub
SM: Um...
SM: You still there?
SM: :?

TS: SUCCESS!!
TS: Sorry,, Some very iimportant thiingS,, Such aS fiixiing my quiirk,, came up.. Very Sorry for my lack iin iintereSt of your black rom.. Don't you normally talk two Karkiit about thiiS kiind of thiing? Why am I,, all of a Sudden,, the Subject two all of your angry rantS about how much you want two black bone PeiixeS?

SM: I am not black for him! ‎(ノಥ益ಥ)ノ ┻━┻
SM: I hate him so platonicly it's not eVen funny! (ÒДÓױ)
SM: It has no romantic implications at all!
SM: òó

TS: Hmm. You muSt be riight Cariian.. You only got extremely mad at Somethiing he diid.. It'S perfectly normal for when Someone getS So angry for them two go two the other hiive.. You Siimply reacted aS anyone would.. You went two hiiS hiive,, and Screamed and yelled at hiim I'm Sure. Am I riight? Diid you Slap hiim around a biit? PerhapS iit got a biit more phySiical and got ended up gettiing iin a fiight.. But of courSe you're not hurt becauSe we both know hiiS maSSiive pale cruSh on you would negate any viiolence he miight thiink about.. So you left hiim upSet,, Screamed at,, and iinjured.. Your riight,, doeSn't Sound black at all.. ;;)
SM: I hate you too. òó
TS: Ha ha..
SM: Go play your game! I'm going to go find mom (-_-)
TS: Hurry up then,, you're next iin the liine up..

-tastefulSymmety began ceased sirenMonolog-

31/12/14
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During your excitment over your magazines, you almost didn't notice the message someone left you.

31/12/14
"Carian: Examine magazines. "

Oh yes. These are your entertainment when you aren't flarping! You like to keep up with all troll celebrities.

31/12/14
"BUT WAIT!"

In the near future, someone has finally made it back to their hive!

Although it is probably worth mentioning that, from Olitea's point of time, Carian has not even been introduced yet. So this is an hour or so in the future for him.

31/12/14
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-paranormalActuality began trolling adiosCatnip-
PA: 6m I to 6ssume you've retrieved your g6me from underne6th you're lusus?
AC: X33-Y3AH H3 MOV3D
AC: X33-BUT NOW H3S DOING TH3 PACING THING

PA: Interesting.
PA: 9ut on to more pressing m6tters. 6re you prep6red to enter the g6me?

AC: X33-I STILL DON'T G3T WHY YOU CAN'T BRING M3 IN
PA: I 6m un69le to do so 9ec6use I need to 9e 69le to 9e cont6cted in 6 moment's notice if something goes wrong in your connection. If we connected, then your 6nd his connection would 9e l6st. I would 9e preoccupied in the g6me 6nd un69le to 6ssist in 6 time of crisis.
AC: X33-THAT H3LPS NOTHING I DONT LIK3 HIM
PA: Excuse me 6s I find 6 w6y to word this 6ppropri6tely.
PA:[image]!
PA: Honestly, I feel like I'm de6ling with 6 gru9 h6lf out of the c6verns.

AC: X33-IM NOT BLOWING ANY BUBBL3S!!
PA: Ok, I 6dmit th6t w6s kind6 funny.
AC: X33-:33
PA: (:B
PA: Now 69out the g6me. I 6m currently t6lking to CD 6nd he s6ys he's re6dy to 9ring you in.

AC: X33-I KNOW
AC: X33-H3S TROLLING M3 RIGHT NOW

PA: Well then there is nothing stopping you. Go connect 6nd cont6ct me if 6nything goes sour.
AC: X33-ALRIGHT
AC: X33-<33

PA: <3

-adiosCatnip ceased trolling paranormalActuality-


-confidentiallyDelicious began trolling adiosCatnip-
CD: GU355 WHA7 175 71M3 FOR!!
AC: X33- NO
CD: H3H H3H
CD: OH COM3 ON
CD: YOU CAN GU355 >:]

AC: X33- I DONT FUCKING HAV3 TO
AC: X33- I ALR3ADY KNOW W3 AR3 PLAYING THAT DUMB GAM3

CD: 7HA75 R1GH7!!!!!
CD: YOU GO7 17 R1GH7 OL173A!
CD: W3 AR3 9LAY1NG 7HA7 DUMB GAM3
CD: AND 1 5HALL GU1D3 YOU 7HROUGH 175 7R3ACH3ROU5 9A7H5
CD: 1 5HALL B3 YOUR GU1D3
CD: YOUR M3N7OR
CD: YOUR 53RV3R 9LAY3R
CD: YOU N33D NO7 WORRY K177Y BOY FOR 1 5HALL B3 YOUR KN1GH7
CD: AND D3L1V3R YOU FROM 7H3 HORROR5 OF 7H15 NA57Y AND 3V1L GAM3
CD: BU7 B3 L1VLY
CD: FOR 7H3R3 M1GH7 COM3 A 71M3 1N WH1CH 1 MAY AL5O B3 1N N33D OF 5UCH A55157ANC3
CD: BU7 17 5HALL NO7 B3 YOU 7HA7 H3L95
CD: OH NO
CD: FOR YOU AR3 A FLOW3R 7O B3 CH3R15H3D
CD: A WARM 5UMM3R DAY NO7 7O B3 FORGO773N
CD: 1 5HALL B3 7H3R3 FOR YOU
CD: 3V3N 1N 7H3 DARK357 OF 71M35
CD: AND 93RHA95
CD: OR 1 5U99O53
CD: "9URRHA95" >;]
CD: 5OM3 BOND 5HALL GROW B37W33N U5?
CD: A DARK COLD BOND 7HA7 5HALL F3RM3N7 7H15 73AM 1N7O A COM9L373 QUADRAN7 FUCK3RY

AC: X33- AR3 YOU DON3 Y3T
AC: X33- I WANT TO G3T THIS THING START3D
AC: X33- AND ALL YOUR3 DOING IS BITCHING AROUND WITH LONG WIND3D M3TAFURS FOR TRYING TO G3T IN MY PANTS

CD: 15 17 WORK1NG?
AC: X33- NO!
CD: BL3RGH F1N3
CD: L375 9LAY 7H3 GAM3
CD: 1 5HALL W17HHOLD MY 53R3NAD35 UN71L W3 AR3 1N 9URR5ON

AC: X33- STOP USING MY PUNS THATS MY THING NOT YOURS
CD: 3V3RY7H1NG 15 MY 7H1NG HUN
AC: X33- ://
CD: >:]
AC: X33- WHAT3FUR
AC: X33- YOU HAV3 YOUR S3RV3R COPY?

CD: Y39
CD: L37 M3 JU57 F1N15H U9 MY CONVO W17H K17
CD: 7H3N W3 CAN 9LAY

AC: X33- HUH SAM3 FOR M3
CD: H3H B37 W3 AR3 K3391NG H3R BU5Y W17H OUR M355AG1NG
AC: X33- Y3AH
CD: H3R AND H3R LONG W1ND3D R359ONC35 CAN7 K339 U9 >XD
AC: X33- SH3 DO3S TYP3 ALOT
AC: X33- DO3SNT SH3

CD: Y39
CD: W3 AR3 GOOD A7 DOUBL3 M355AG3 73AM1NG >;]

AC: X33- H3LL Y3AH W3 AR3
AC: X33- BUT DONT TURN THAT INTO A FUCKING INNU3NDO

CD: AGHHH! 1 M1553D MY CHANC3
AC: X33- SH3S YOUR MOIRAIL!
CD: AND 5OM3 93O9L3 AR3 COM9L373 57RANG3R5 BU7 175 NO7 L1K3 7HA7 57O95 M3 >:]
AC: X33- WAIT
AC: X33- AR3 M3W S3RIOUS?

CD: UM Y3AH MAN
CD: 1 HO57 HUG3 FUCK1NG 9AR7135 N1GH7LY A7 MY H1V3
CD: YOU R3ALLY 7H1NK 1 DO 17 FOR 7H3 MU51C AND CL3AN U9?

AC: X33- NO I DONT M3AN THAT
AC: X33- I KNOW YOU HAV3 NO R3SP3CTABILITY WH3N IT COM3S TO THAT
AC: X33- BUT
AC: X33- KARKIT?

CD: OH 9FFF7
CD: DUD3 1 WA5 JOK1NG
CD: 1 G37 YOUR3 MR 9U55YCA7 9AN75 AND 5U93R "MY K17 M1N3!" AC71NG ALL 7H3 71M3
CD: B351D35 1 VALU3 OUR FR13ND5H19
CD: 1 WOULDN7 WAN7 7O RU1N 17 OV3R 5OM37H1NG L1K3 G3771NG LA1D
CD: 3593C1ALLY WH3N 1 L173RALLY HAV3 3V3RY O7H3R 7ROLL ON 7H3 9LAN37 A5 AN AL73RNA71V3
CD: YOU F33L M3?

AC: X33- Y3AH I GU3SS
AC: X33- SORRY THAT WAS STUPID

CD: 3HHH
CD: 175 COO BRO
CD: R3ADY 7O HOOK U9 >;]

AC: X33- IM ROLLING MY 3Y3S PYROP3
CD: HA HA HA HA HA
AC: X33- L3TS PLAY THIS BULLSHIT
CD: L375

-confidentiallyDelicious ceased trolling adiosCatnip-

31/12/14
"Olitea: Message PA and CD."

Oh, huh. It seems they beat you to it.

31/12/14
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You quickly categorize the disks, so you don't lose them again. You need to hurry up and start this already. Maybe you can convince Karkit to bring you in, instead of that idiot Pyrope. You don't know why, but you think it would be the best option. Of course, that may be just your inner hatred for the boy.

29/12/14
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Or maybe not so success... Your lusus woke up. You don't know where he went, probably prowling around. Dammit.

29/12/14
"======>"

SUCCESS!

29/12/14
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29/12/14
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28/12/14
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28/12/14
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28/12/14
"======>"

THAT'S IT! ENOUGH PUTTING IT OFF! YOU'RE GOING TO DO IT!

27/12/14
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Can't she see how ignorant she is being?? She is letting her own bias dictate how she feels about the situation. God, you love her, but sometimes she can be so fucking stupid it's ridiculous.

27/12/14
"Olitea: Answer."

You open up your husktop. Several messages are blinking at you to answer, but you ignore them. It's a nasty habit of yours. After moving away the cute cat picture you use to hide them, you find TS's message.

-tastefulSymmety began trolling adiosCatnip-
TS: Sup Lejiion?? Let me tell you a liittle Somethiing.. ThiiS game?? Amaziing.. IIS there more two Say on the Subject?? Not really.. Am II goiing two explaiin?? Oh yeah.. So,, iit Started out pretty chaotiic,, but aS the game went by,, iit got eaSiier.. IIt''S all a matter of fiiguriing out how two play.. Once you crack the SyStem,, iit''S no problem.. II blew through level one liike a boSS.. Now,, gueSS what level II''m on.. IIf you gueSSed two,, your 200% riight.. ::) AlSo,, the enemiieS are pretty hardcore aS you progreSS.. They Start off eaSy enough II gueSS...... (They are weariing SkiirtS iit''S a biit confuSiing.. ::??) AS you go,, the liittle dudeS get harder.. But,, honeStly,, they are no match for a hiighly Skiilled pSiioniic!!
AC: X33- YOUR3 ALR3ADY PLAYING?
AC: X33- WHAT HAPP3N3D TO M3SSAGING M3 B3FUR HAND

TS: II know why you wanted me two meSSage you.. Don''t play iinnocent.. You wanted two have one laSt chance at tryiing two conviince me two joiin you ragtag team of miiSfiitS and loSerS.. IIt''S not happeniing Oliitea.. You are liiterally the only one II can Stand out of them.. II know SV offered PA a Spot on our team,, but honeStly,, II''m glad She decliined.. IIf there iiS anythiing II want two avoiid,, iit''S dealiing wiith her or her paiil-happy-and-drunk-two-hell moiiraiil.. They both are unfunctiional aS iindiiviidualS,, and wiithout all the Support they conStantly receiive,, they would crumble.. We don''t need that kiind of dead weiight.. Now,, could we uSe Someone liike you?? AbSolutely.. II know that SoundS liike a ploy two get you two joiin our team,, but iin all honeSty IIt iiS.. You really Should bee over here wiith uS..
AC: X33- THATS NOT WHY DUMBASS
AC: X33- I WANT3D TO WISH MEW GOOD FUCKING LUCK
AC: X33- AND NO WAY AM I ABANDONING KARKIT

TS: II fiigured aS much,, but iit waS worth a Shot riight?? And you need two make a deciiSiion.. You keep tryiing two Stay So neutral and iit''S not workiing.. And don''t giive me any ""no II''m not"" crap.. YeS you are.. You liiSten two me baSh your mateSpriit and Say nothiing,, juSt two keep me happy.. How doeS that qualiify aS ok?? IIf you care about her So much,, why don''t you defend her?? ThiiS meanS,, II can aSSume you do the Same when VantaS talkS about me.. What?? Do you juSt iignore iit,, then feel bad about iit later?? BecauSe II''m real iintereSted iin what She haS two Say about me.. She knowS better than two tell Cariian,, She''S a loud mouth.. But She muSt talk two you..
AC: X33- SH3 DO3SNT ACTUALLY
TS: What doeS that mean?? Are you Sayiing She doeSn''t talk two you about me?? Or that She doeSn''t talk two you at all?? The fiirSt iiS a biit unbeliievable,, but II gueSS She''S paranoiid enough But iif you''re Sayiing She doeSn''t talk two you at all,, your lyiing.. She''S your mateSpriit,, you have two talk two her,, even iif on occaSiion.. II''m Sure She''S very buSy wiith all her Stuff that''S So much more iimportant than you.. Liike,, II don''t know,, fliirtiing unendiingly wiith SV..
AC: X33- YOUR3 LOOKING TOO FAR INTO TH3 SITUATION
AC: X33- Y3AH SH3S BUSY
AC: X33- BUT ITS WITH R3AL STUFF
AC: X33- I JUST WISH THAT TH3R3 WASNT SO MUCH SHIT

TS: Liike what,, exactly?? II know She haS a heavy load on her plate,, but iif She haS tiime two meSS around and talk two her moiiraiil ten hourS a niight,, She had tiime two talk two you,, even iif iit''S briief.. And by briief,, II mean at leaSt twiice aS long aS our converSatiion thuS far..
AC: X33- H3S ON3 OF TH3 THINGS ON H3R PLAT3
AC: X33- APPAR3NTLY H3S HAVING A R3LAPS3 INTO HIS OLD PROBL3MS
AC: X33- I M3AN
AC: X33- AT FIRST IT WAS R3COV3RING FROM WHAT HAPPAWN3D WITH P3XI3S
AC: X33- TH3N IT WAS H3LPING PYROP3 G3T BACK ON HIS F33T
AC: X33- FURRDLY SH3 RAN AROUND WANTING TO B3COM3 SOM3 FUCK3D UP R3SISTANC3 ICON
AC: X33- BUT SH3S ONLY 7!
AC: X33- AND NOW ITS WITH THIS STUPID GAM3
AC: X33- ITS JUST A LOT

TS: You Shouldn''t have two go through that. II''m not Sayiing you Should come fiirSt,, becauSe iit''S my job two put you fiirSt,, not herS.. No one expectS me two put Cariian over you,, So II don''t expect her two put you over CD.. What tiickS me off,, iiS her puttiing hiim over her goalS,, but not you.. You Should bee more iimportant two her than planniing for a Stupiid game.. Granted,, thiiS game iiS wiicked cool,, and II''m loviing every Second,, but iit''S not more iimportant than you,, or anyone elSe really.. IIt''S juSt a game..
AC: X33- H3Y!
AC: X33- MEW PLAY3D TH3 GAM3 B3FURR MEW TALK3D TO M3 THOUGH!

TS: YeS,, and?? You were beiing a jerk,, So II diid aS II pleaSed before comiing two tell you about iit.. SometiimeS,, iit''S eaSiier two aSk forgiiveneSS than permiiSSiion.. IIf you really want two play wiith her,, II''m not Stoppiing you,, but II want you two thiink about Somethiing before you go.. There iiS a danger around VantaS.. II know iit.. You know iit.. We all know iit.. IIt''S not her fault,, and She''S not two blame about iit.. However,, people around her have a naSty tendency of gettiing hurt.. II''m not Sayiing you Should judge her on that,, or anythiing liike that.. II juSt thiink that you Should aSk yourSelf iif beiing around her and the danger iiS worth her perSonaliity.. IIf iit waSn''t for her blood,, II wouldn''t miind you beiing around her at all.. Sure She''S rude and dumb,, but So are a lot of trollS.. But her blood makeS her dangerouS.. And II don''t thiink She''S worth that danger.. JuSt a liittle Somethiing for you two chew on.. We''ll talk later.. Bye..

- tastefulSymmety ceased trolling adiosCatnip-

27/12/14
"======>"

You notice someone is pestering you. Good. You have a reason to delay again.

27/12/14
"Olitea: Retrieve your game copy then."

NO! No, you won't do it!

26/12/14
"Olitea: Roll in pile of soot."

Fuck no! That wouldn't be constructive at all!

26/12/14
"Olitea: Inspect bags."

You look over your supplies. Everything you own fits in these two bags, so you make sure to look over them periodically to make sure they are OK. You don't have a lot, but what you do have, you make damn sure to take care of.

You know a couple of your friends who took up residence in dead trolls' hives after theirs was destroyed. The idea never sat well with you. Even if someone was dead, their hive wasn't public property. Your friends think differently, but it doesn't matter. No one is about to force you to live indoors.

The only drawback to living so nomadically was you couldn't carry much with you. Sure, you had a few important things stored at friends' hives, but outside of that, you had what you could fit in these packs.

26/12/14
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Oh, who the fuck are you kidding? You love this guy more than anything, even curly haired love interests that care more for winged assholes than you.

26/12/14
"Olitea: Inspect lusus."

Your copy of the game is still under this fucker. If he makes Karkit any more pissed at you than she already is, you swear to the bullshit clown gods you'll skin his fucking hide.

26/12/14
"Olitea: Check out black circle."

You glance down at the pile of soot. This was where your fire had been.

26/12/14
"Enter name."

Your name is OLITEA LEIJON.

You are 7 sweeps old and have an INCREDIBLE FACINATION WITH CATS. You often engage in CAT PUNS and act just like many cats you've met. One thing you despise, is most people's opinions on cats. All the cats you've met do what they want, when they want, and people seem to love them for it. It only stands to reason that the SAME FACT APPLIES TO YOU AS WELL. Cats are MIGHTY BEASTS that deserve RESPECT AND FEAR not affection and coddling.

You live in a CAVE that hardly qualifies for a HIVE, but still works. Your old cave, which was a much more functional hive, had a nasty cave-in. It wasn't an accident either. You, luckily, had been out when some asshole bluebloods toppled your entrance. You've stayed ON THE MOVE ever since.

Your daily routine is pretty dangerous. You prowl the wilderness for GREAT BEASTS and ENEMIES FOR YOUR CAUSE. You fight them regularly, and kill them with nothing but CLAWS AND TEETH! You like to think you've developed some pretty IMPRESSIVE MUSCLES by dragging them back to your cave of choice for your lusus and you to eat.

Normally, the cave you're in is bright and warm from a fire, but not tonight. You put out your fire several hours ago when you heard movement outside. You never know what is lurking around in the woods, and wont chance DRAWING ATTENTION. You might be able to take them down, but you like to be able to PICK YOUR BATTLES. You know, and admit, when you cant win.

Your trolltag is adiosCatnip and X33- YOU TYP3 BLUNTLY WITHOUT R3GUARD FOR PUNCTUATION OR STUPID SHIT LIKE THAT

What will you do?

26/12/14
"Saffir: Be that cat boy."

You are now the cat boy.

26/12/14
"Saffir: Explore."

You guess you have no choice but to run around and explore this world. Maybe you'll find Saffirsprite again; she ran away to god knows where. While you're looking, you might as well kill off some imps.

To be honest, you know you should be reporting in to your session's leader. You just don't want too. Maybe you'll just tell him your internet went out or something. The idea isn't out of the question.

26/12/14
"======>"

You start wondering about these levels. What happens when you get to the top? You doubt it's important, but you know you're going to get there anyway.

24/12/14
"======>"

However, you do wonder what she meant by "good luck securing any grist." Didn't you just get some? If you know you, and you do, you know it means any grist you get would soon be taken away. You just wish you know why.

You know you like to make people wait in suspense for the consequence of their actions, and that's what your sprite is probably doing. You'll just have to learn this one, "the hard way." God, why does she have to be so full of herself. There is no way you're that annoying. The computer must have messed her up.

Poor dumb Saffirsprite. She never had the chance to be as great as you.

24/12/14
"Saffir: Check grist."

You can't! You no longer have a computer to check up on. Only Saffirsprite can look at that kind of thing. You will just have to keep playing the game with no clue.

But really, what does stupid diamond looking crap matter? You've got bigger plans. Your plans are the biggest. Bigger than the biggest big anyone has ever seen big.

24/12/14
"Saffir: Level up."

Awwww yeah!! You are now a GRUB UNCTUOUS. Whatever that means. You don't have a good grip on all these gaming abstractions that do not exist on the physical plane.

24/12/14
"======>"

Haha! That was so easy it was crazy!

23/12/14
"Saffir: Pummel imps."

No fucking problem.

23/12/14
"Saffir: Engage murder mode."

NOBODY WEARS YOUR CLOTHES BUT /YOU/!

23/12/14
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Only YOU can wear stuff like that! You don't know what this imp is, but whatever it is, it looks TERRIBLE in a skirt! The proportions are all off!

23/12/14
"======>"

You think Saffirsprite was over reacting. These guys don't look too dangero- HOLD THE FUCK UP IS THAT YOUR SKIRT??

23/12/14
"======>"

Oh well shit. You guess you just figured out what an imp is.

23/12/14
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SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ ur going 2 have 2 shape up
SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ pretty fucking quick
SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ u dont hav long b4 the imps show up
SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ beep boop beep

SAFFIR: /->/ ok wtf is a imp
SAFFIR: /->/ and y do i giv a fuq?

SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ b/c they r game enemies beep boop
SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ u hav 2 fight them
SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ but when u prototyped me
SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ u gave them a upgrade
SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ beep

SAFFIR: /->/ so wat i can take em
SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ normally yea
SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ but u also tossed in the dumb af laptop beep
SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ w/ BOTH the client beep and server beep running
SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ remember that? beep?

SAFFIR: /->/ o yea
SAFFIR: /->/ was that bad?
SAFFIR: /->/ cus i got a cool af server out of it

SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ yea u did beep
SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ but u also got a legion of fucking imps
SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ they can change ur world now too
SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ beep
SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ gud luck securing any grist babe

SAFFIR: /->/ grist?
SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ ull find out
SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ now turn around
SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ u have a visitor
SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ beep beep

22/12/14
"======>"

SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ u r as dumb as the rest of them!
SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ how could we ever think this was a gud idea?
SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ there is obvs big consequences!
SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ omfg y r u so stupid
SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ its not me
SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ cus im amazing
SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ ur the one who fucked up
SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ @ least u made me so thats something
SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ just
SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ BEEP!
SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ AGHH!!

SAFFIR: /->/ beep?
SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ shut up bout the beeps
SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ comes w/ being half fucking computer
SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ k?

22/12/14
"Who is it?"

SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ i hope you realize how bad u fucked this up!
SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ i didnt rlly kno b4
SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ but the game opened up some nice info 2 me
SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ hope you enjoy game altering imps!
SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ god i was stupid
SAFFIRSPRITE: /->/ r u even listenin to me?!

22/12/14
"Wait, what is that?"

Hold on, you recognize that...

22/12/14
"======>"

If there is anyone of your pathetic species that deserves their life, its you.

22/12/14
"======>"

That. Was. AWESOME.

21/12/14
"[S] Saffir: Fire Arrow. "


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16/12/14
"======>"

You sure hope this works.

16/12/14
"Saffir: Activate machine."

You activate the machine and...
What the fuck did it do to your CRUXITE? It's all fucked up! What are you even supposed to do with it now? You guess your going to do the only thing you can and continue the plan. Damn, it's a good thing you made like 50 of these things.

16/12/14
"Saffir: Look around your block."

You don't have to look long before you find it. This card with a bunch of holes in it had seemed to come out of nowhere! You bet you put it here while you were busy. And by you, you mean robot you. Wow, you really do need to think if something to call yourself. Sprite you? Nah. You think you'll just refer to her in the third person. That makes everything easier.

Anyway, you bet Saffir put it here when you were busy. What a great sever player yo- er... She is.

16/12/14
"Saffir: Put cruxite in totam lathe. "

You head upstairs and insert the CRUXITE into the machine, but nothing happens.

15/12/14
"Saffir: Make more Cruxite."

You soon figure out how to make more, and proceed to do so. You doubt you'll ever need this much, but what the hell. You just might after all.

15/12/14
"Saffir: Ask your sprite about it."

Deciding that you better ask you, even if you can't answer, you can show you what to do, you go back to the cruxtruder, only to find no sign of you! There is however this red tall circle.

15/12/14
"Saffir: Check out other cool junk."

Well this looks interesting! You wonder how it works.

There seems to be a pad, made to take a reading. Of what your not sure.

14/12/14
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SAFFIR: /->/ omg this is tots exciting
SAFFIR: /->/ hi me!

01001111 01001000 00100000 01000110 01010101 01000011 01001011 00100000 01010100 01001000 01001001 01010011 00100000 01010011 01010101 01000011 01001011 01010011 00100001
SAFFIR: /->/ ummm
SAFFIR: /->/ wat

01111001 00100000 01110010 00100000 01110101 00100000 01101010 01110101 01110011 01110100 00100000 01110011 01110100 01100001 01101110 01100100 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 01110010 01100101 00111111
01110111 01100101 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101101 01110000 01101111 01110010 01110100 01100001 01101110 01110100 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01100100 01101111 00100000 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01101101 01110101 01100011 01101000 00100000 01110100 01101001 01101101 01100101 00100001 00100000 01110101 01100111 01101000 00100000 01110101 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 01110100 00100000 01100101 01110110 01100101 01101110 00100000 01110101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01110011 01110100 01100001 01101110 01100100 00100000 01101101 01100101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01101001 01110011 00100000 01101001 01110011 00100000 00110001 00110000 00110000 00100101 00100000 01001100 01000001 01001101 01000101 00100000 01100001 01110011 00100000 01100110 01110101

SAFFIR: /->/ wtf is this
SAFFIR: /->/ y cant i understand u
SAFFIR: /->/ is there some rule against prototyping urself
SAFFIR: /->/ but like
SAFFIR: /->/ ur not even rlly me soo

01111001 01100101 01110011 00100000 01101001 01100100 01101001 01101111 01110100 00100000 01101001 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01110101 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100001 01110100 00100000 01110111 01100001 01110011 00100000 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 01101001 01101110 01100111 00100000 01110000 01101100 01100001 01101110 00100001 00100000 01100111 01101111 01100100 00100000 01111001 00100000 01100001 01101101 00100000 01101001 00100000 01110011 01101111 00100000 01100100 01110101 01101101 01100010 00100001 00100000
01101100 01101111 01101111 01101011 00100000 01110111 01100101 00100000 01101110 01100101 01100101 01100100 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01101000 01110101 01110010 01110010 01111001 00100000 01110111 01100101 00100000 01101000 01100001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01100110 01101001 01110110 01100101 00100000 01101101 01101001 01101110 01110101 01100101 01110100 01110011 00100000 01100010 01100101 01100110 01101111 01110010 01100101 00100000 01110011 01101000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01100111 01101111 01100101 01110011 00100000 01100100 01101111 01110111 01101110 00100000
01110011 01101001 01101110 01100011 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101101 00100000 01110101 00100000 01101001 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 00100000 01110111 01100101 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100100 01101111 00100000 01101001 01110100 00100000 01100010 01110101 01110100 00100000 01001000 01010101 01010010 01010010 01011001 00100000 01010101 01010000 00100001

SAFFIR: /->/ look
SAFFIR: /->/ idk wat ur saying
SAFFIR: /->/ and i doubt u kno wat i am
SAFFIR: /->/ but if you do
SAFFIR: /->/ just
SAFFIR: /->/ idk
SAFFIR: /->/ do server shit
SAFFIR: /->/ ill b checking out my other cool junk
SAFFIR: /->/ if anything else needs to b done
SAFFIR: /->/ do it
SAFFIR: /->/ k?

01101011

14/12/14
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14/12/14
"Saffir: Prototype robot."

Right on it! There's no one you trust more than yourself in this situation.

14/12/14
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Perfect!

14/12/14
"======>"

...

14/12/14
"======>"

A server player who would be able to have insight on the game would be...

14/12/14
"Saffir: Throw robot in."

No way! You have WAY bigger plans than that! You don't /need/ a server, but you could always use one. Besides...

14/12/14
"Saffir: Check time."

Ok... You would have lost that bet, but what does it matter? You are about to cheat your way to success!

13/12/14
"Saffir: Quit this foolishness, you don't have much time!"

Pfft. You have all the time in the world! You bet you have HOURS!

13/12/14
"Saffir: Captchalogue robot."

You go ahead and grab both because you have TWO cards left! It is possible to do two things at a time you know.

13/12/14
"Saffir: Captchalogue husktop."

You go ahead and grab both because you have TWO cards left! It is possible to do two things at a time you know.

13/12/14
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Keeping a full scale robot of yourself isn't something many trolls do after all.

13/12/14
"======>"

You heard a rumor a few pedigrees back, that this game could bring any inanimate object to life, and allow it to be sentient. You are about to test this rumor.

This is why you wanted the blind boy to be your sever. You couldn't have anyone see this. Who knows what they might think?!

13/12/14
"Alentr: Be Saffir again."

You are back to being Saffir.

13/12/14
"Saffir: Momentarily be Alentr."

You hate life and all its cruel ass tricks.

13/12/14
"Saffir: Get the thing."

Yeah yeah, you're getting to it.

Your block seems unchanged. Alentr hasn't fucked with anything, good. You wonder what he's doing right now.

13/12/14
"Saffir: Find something to prototype. "

You know just the thing, but it's in your block.

13/12/14
"======>"

Success!

13/12/14
"Saffir: Do something awesome."

With.

Fucking.

Pleasure!

12/12/14
"Saffir: Open the Cruxtruder."

It seems like the top comes off! You wonder what's inside.

12/12/14
"======>"

Wow! This thing looks important.

12/12/14
"Saffir: Check out all the cool junk."

You begin to head down stairs.

01/12/14
"Saffir: Deploy Alchemizer."

27/11/14
"Saffir: Open Cruxtruder."

And how the fuck are you supposed to do that? You'll have to go down there and check it out after you're done deploying things.

27/11/14
"Saffir: Deploy Cruxtruder."

27/11/14
"======>"

Yes, it seems there is enough room here.

27/11/14
"Saffir: Look for other places to put equipment. "

Your block doesn't have enough room, and neither does your hallway. You'll have to try the front room.

26/11/14
"Saffir: Inspect Totem Lathe."

You look over this machinery. It looks pretty simple. Judging by the setup, it needs some item to work its process on. For now it looks useless. If you see any thing that looks like it could fit in the slot, you'll try it out.

For now you have to figure out where to put the rest of this junk. Your room isn't near big enough.

26/11/14
"Saffir: Deploy Totem Lathe."

26/11/14
"Saffir: Open Phernalia Registry."

26/11/14
"Saffir: Make some room."

26/11/14
"Saffir: Begin the program."

You start the program, and pull up Alentr's computer screen to see... Yourself! Ha! Take that game!

25/11/14
"======>"

-abapicalAblepsia began trolling lethalEndearment-
AA: (this is the part i always questiOned)
AA: (hOw am i suppOsed tO help yOu)
AA: (i dOnt even knOw if the game has finished uplOading)

LE: /->/ oh shush
LE: /->/ ive got a plan
LE: /->/ gotta trust me babe <3

AA: (hmm)
AA: (what dO yOu want me tO dO)

LE: /->/ <3
AA: (what)
LE: /->/ <3
AA: (fine)
AA: (i less than three yOu)
AA: (are yOu satisfied)

LE: /->/ ugh!
LE: /->/ yea i guess
LE: /->/but thats not wat i wanted
LE: /->/and u kno it

AA: (pity)
LE: /->/ ur in a mood
LE: /->/ watevs
LE: /->/ time 2 play
LE: /->/ ur good now
LE: /->/ i need nothin more from ur end until l8r

AA: (hOw dO yOu expect tO play withOut me)
LE: /->/ relax hun
LE: /->/ ive got this
LE: /->/ i have a prgm that gives me access 2 ur computer screen
LE: /->/ i can do watevs from there
LE: /->/ i just needed u 2 insert the game
LE: /->/ u did good
LE: /->/ ttyl

AA: (wait hOw lOng have yOu had access tO my husktOp)

-lethalEndearment ceased trolling abapicalAblepsia-
AA: SAFFIR

25/11/14
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25/11/14
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25/11/14
"Saffir: Press enter."

25/11/14
"======>"

Bring it on game! Bring it the fuck on.

25/11/14
"======>"

Bingo.

25/11/14
"======>"

...

25/11/14
"======>"

You upload the client and wait for him to upload the server.

25/11/14
"======>"

Easy as pie.

25/11/14
"======>"

You run a highly weaponizable modus. Action modus has to be the best one out there. When you enter a card, you assign an action to it. When you want to release an item, you must simply preform the action.

25/11/14
"Saffir: Get your Husktop from your deck."

With pleasure.

25/11/14
"Saffir: Examine robots."

Who are you trying to kid? Let's start this fucking game.

24/11/14
"Saffir: Get this game started!"

Um... How about no? You're waiting for your bae to finish messaging. Besides, you have important stuff to do! Like looking at all your stuff and contemplating on why you like it and how it affects you as an individual!

23/11/14
"Enter Name."

Your name is SAFFIR ZAHHAK.

You love being PERFECT.

You are so perfect, you have already surpassed many of your stupid mutual highbloods, and are in DIRECT CONTACT WITH THE EMPEROR HIMSELF! You know many trolls who would give their left arm to be in the position you are in. You are one of them. You, in fact, lost your left arm some time ago. Luckily, you have some skill in ROBOTICS and PROSTHETICS. If someone didnât know you, they might think you were 100% FLESH AND BLOOD, when in reality, you're 60% FLESH AND BLOOD AND 40% ROBOTICS. However, it had not hindered you in your plans. When you were young, you were too STRONG to be much of use. You broke almost anything you touched. You couldnât even FIRE AN ARROW. Every time you tried, you BROKE THE BOW. You were simply too strong. Now, you can FIRE AN ARROW WITH EASE, while still retaining a large amount of your strength.

You have a great appreciation for HOOF BEASTS, but not the way many of your fellow blue blooded brothers do. You donât want to fuck the HOOF BEATS. It is simply not something you think would be enjoyable. You use your imperial connections to acquire mass amounts of these creatures, and you keep them behind your hive in a FULLY OPERATED STABLE. You hire midbloods to care for your dear creatures, and you enjoy taking LONG RIDES ON THEIR BACKS. No one that you do not hire is allowed to touch them. When highbloods think that, because of their caste, they should be able to put their grubby mitts all over your prizes hoof beasts, you get EXTREMELY FURIOUS.

There is very little that does not MAKE YOU FURIOUS. You have so much anger, but prefer to express it only in WITTY COMMENTS AND FAKE GRINS. You have many comrades who you would love to rip the throats out of, but you remain calm. Life is a GAME and the only way to win is to stay calm and SILENTLY CHEAT THROUGH YOUR SMILE. Sometimes you LOSE FRIENDS. But you donât need them for success.

Your trolltag is lethalEndearment and with your arrow piercing through your words, you
|->/ speak in a way most higher bloods dont appreci8 |->/ 2 bad u dont give a fuq

What will you do?

23/11/14
"Be Saffir."

Saffir decides you've been enough cool people to be her.

23/11/14
"Alentr: Start this game."

Alentr cannot start the game until you've been this girl.

23/11/14
"Alentr: Be finished answering."

Well that was a whole lot of NOT answering you just did.

23/11/14
"Alentr: Answer Kannio."

-incessantlyAristocratic began trolling abapicalAblepsia-
IA: Ok, Look Rustblood, I Don'T Want To Be A Part Of Th1s At All. I Honestly Don'T Care If You Do Or Don'T, It'S Not L1ke It Matters. What Matters Is I Don'T Want To, But Am Be1ng Forced To By Our Shared Emperor.
IA: As D1spleas1ng As It Is To Be Forced To Do Someth1ng, Follow1ng Orders From Pe1xes Is Someth1ng I Enjoy, So L1sten Up.
IA: I Am Go1ng To Be Your Server Player.
IA: As Your Server Player, I W1ll Be In Charge Of You Once You Enter The Game.
IA: Now Please Don'T Wet Your Pants And Go Tell1ng Your Caretaker. I'M Not Try1ng To Take Her Place. I'M Just Say1ng, That When We Start The Game, When I Say Jump, I Expect You To Answer "How H1gh?"
IA: That'S About It.
IA: You'Ve Been Pleasantly S1lent.
IA: Keep Th1s Up And We'Ll Get Along Famously.
IA: Ok, C1ao!
IA: <3

-incessantlyAristocratic ceased trolling abapicalAblepsia-

23/11/14
"Alentr: Answer Skizee."

-confidentiallyDelicious began trolling abapicalAblepsia-
CD: W3LL W3LL W3LL
CD: LOOK WHO 17 15
CD: L177L3 MR 5HAD35
CD: HOW AR3 7HO53 R3FL3C71V3 GLA5535 HUH?
CD: DO 7H3Y BLOCK OU7 ALL L1GH7 AND 51GH7?
CD: OH WA17 HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? >:]
CD: 1GNOR1NG M3 HUH?
CD: W3LL 7WO CAN 9LAY A7 7HA7 GAM3!
CD: NO
CD: NO AC7UALLY ONLY ON3 CAN 9LAY A7 7HA7 GAM3
CD: FUCK
CD: WH3R3 AR3 YOU MAN?
CD: 1M WA571NG GOOD MA73R1AL!
CD: YOUR3 NO7 3V3N GO1NG 7O R3AD 7H15 AR3 YOU?
CD: NO
CD: YOUR3 GO1NG 7O 5K19 7O 7H3 BO77OM L1K3 A FUCK1NG A55HOL3
CD: GOD YOUR3 GOOD A7 91551NG M3 OFF
CD: HOW DO YOU DO 17???
CD: 1V3 B33N W17H 7ROLL5 MUCH MOR3 5K1LL3D 7HAN YOU
CD: AND 17 WA5 ALWAY5 A GAM3
CD: 1 M1GH7 HAV3 GO7 A L177L3 ANGRY
CD: G3771NG B17 15 N3V3R FUN
CD: BU7 YOU HAV3N7 3V3N 5A1D A WORD
CD: AND 7H3 M3R3 5M3LL OF YOUR 7ROLL7AG 15 91551NG M3 OFF
CD: MAYB3 175 7H3 WORD5 1 KNOW 7HA7 AR3 7O COM3
CD: OR LACK OF 7H3M
CD: HMM
CD: 53R1OU5LY WH3R3 AR3 YOU?
CD: YOUR3 7ALK1NG 7O 7HA7 BLU3 BLOOD B17CH OF A MA7359R17 YOU HAV3 AR3N7 YOU?
CD: YOU FUCK1NG AR3
CD: 1 B37 YOUR3 5UCK1NG U9 R3AL GOOD HUH?
CD: L1K3 A GOOD B17CH
CD: 1 KNOW HOW 5H3 7R3A75 YOU
CD: YOU DO 7OO
CD: YOU JU57 WON7 ADM17 17
CD: YOU DO AAANNNYYY7H1NG 5H3 73LL5 YOU 7O
CD: DON7 YOU?
CD: 5H35 GO1NG 7O OU7L1V3 YOU BY 53V3RAL HUNDR3D 5W3395 MAN
CD: 15 7HA7 R3ALLY WHA7 YOU WAN7?
CD: 1 GU355 YOU DON7 CAR3 R1GH7?
CD: YOUV3 CONV1NC3D 3V3RYON3 3V3N YOUR53LF 7HA7 YOU WAN7 7O D13
CD: 3V3RYON3 BU7 M3 7HA7 15
CD: DRO9 7H3 AC7 MAN
CD: 15 17 5O 1M9LAU51BL3 7O 7H1NK 7HA7 MAYB3 B31NG BL1ND 15N7 5O BAD?
CD: FUCK
CD: YOU AR3 7ALK1NG 7O M3 FOR FUCK5 5AK3!!!
CD: 1 CAN 73LL YOU
CD: YOUV3 GO7 5H17 3A5Y!
CD: Y3AH 1 CAN 5M3LL 5H17
CD: BU7 A7 L3A57 YOU 571LL HAV3 A MA7359R17
CD: 1M 5UR3 YOULL F1ND A WAY 7O 533
CD: 3V3N 1F JU57 9AR71ALLY
CD: CAN7 ZAHHAK DO 5OM37H1NG?
CD: 17 5HOULDN7 B3 5O HARD
CD: DRAGONDAD HAD 7O WORK W17H M3 FOR A F3W MON7H5
CD: BU7 1 GO7 7H3 HANG OF 17
CD: 1 WOULD OFF3R H3L9
CD: BU7
CD: YOU KNOW
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CD: W3LL 1 GU355 YOU R3ALLY AR3N7 GO1NG 7O AN5W3R M3
CD: HAHA
CD: MAYB3 YOUR3 ALR3ADY 1N 7H3 GAM3!
CD: AND 7H15 15 ALL FOR 5H17
CD: ANYWAY
CD: BY3
CD: <3<
CD: >;]

-confidentiallyDelicious ceased trolling abapicalAblepsia-

23/11/14
"Alentr: Answer Carian."

-sirenMonolog began trolling abapicalAblepsia-
SM: Hi loWeglub! ^w^
SM: I'm aboat to start this game!
SM: I just Vanted to say hi, or bye, one last time. :>
SM: EWen if that's kind of sad noV that I think aboat it... (╥﹏╥)
SM: VOV! It's REELY sad. (╥﹏╥)(╥﹏╥)(╥﹏╥)
SM: Oh my glub!
SM: Vhy so sad?(╥﹏╥)
SM: :,<
SM: Vater you doing?
SM: You're normally here by noV...
SM: You're OK right????(*゜Д゜*)
SM: I don't knoV Vhat I Vould do if you Veren't!
SM: sheeelllooooo???
SM: :<
SM: Vhale
SM: That's that then.(●´⌓`●)
SM: I might be able to talk from in the game, but I don't knoV.
SM: Sillix can talk to me, but I'm her serWer player.
SM: So if I can't Vhen I enter, I just Vanna say,
SM: You'We been a great frond. (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)
SM: And I'We had a good time knoVing you.
SM: Oh um...
SM: Also
SM: I guess
SM: You knoV Vhat?
SM: I'll just leaWe this and call it a night.
SM: <>

-sirenMonolog ceased trolling abapicalAblepsia-

23/11/14
"Alentr: Answer the others."

Which should you choose?

22/11/14
"Alentr: Answer Saffir."

-lethalEndearment began trolling abapicalAblepsia-
LE: |->/ hey u were wantin 2 talk
LE: |->/ so like
LE: |->/ here i am
LE: |->/ but we need 2 make it quick
LE: |->/ we have a hell of a game 2 play
LE: |->/ ...
LE: |->/ um
LE: |->/ r u even there
LE: |->/ wtf
LE: |->/ u said u wanted 2 talk
LE: |->/ do u or dont u
LE: |->/ cus like
LE: |->/ ive got shit 2 do
LE: |->/ ...
LE: |->/ .......
LE: |->/ ...............................
LE: |->/ baby
LE: |->/ where r u
LE: |->/ its not like u do anythin
LE: |->/ u just sit around all night
LE: |->/ ugh
LE: |->/ ignore that
LE: |->/ y r u always gone!!!!!

AA: (im nOt gOne)
AA: (i was asleep)

LE: |->/ @ 3
LE: |->/ u were asleep @ 3

AA: (i get tired)
LE: |->/ omg
LE: |->/ i dont kno if thats cute or stupid

AA: (lets gO with it was just a thing that happened)
LE: |->/ lol
LE: |->/ anyway
LE: |->/ we need 2 play this game asap
LE: |->/ peixes is on my ass and im tired of it

AA: (fine)
AA: (yOu enter first right?)

LE: |->/ yea
AA: (give me a few minutes tO answer everyOne else then ill cOnnect tO yOu)
LE: |->/ k
LE: |->/ w8
LE: |->/ who else

AA: (carian sOmeOne i dOnt knOw aurena and pyrOpe)
LE: |->/ ugh!
LE: |->/ wat r /they/ botherin u 4

AA: (i guess im abOut tO find Out)
LE: |->/ yea
LE: |->/ dont answer nitram

AA: (why)
LE: |->/ i dont like u talkin 2 her
AA: (fine)
AA: (i dOnt like talking tO her anyway)

-lethalEndearment ceased trolling abapicalAblepsia-

22/11/14
"======>"

It must have been a dream... But it felt so real. Maybe it was both? You don't know. What you do know, however, is you have a fuck ton of messages.

22/11/14
"======>"

Well shit.

22/11/14
"======>"

...

22/11/14
"======>"

You eliminate the threat to the crown. The kid didn't stand a chance.

Derse royalty didn't want to give these players any advantage of starting early. Legends told they would be great warriors, so Derse had prepared itself. However, judging from what you've seen here, eliminating them would be no problem at all.

22/11/14
"Alentr: Be the agent. "

You are not just any agent. Your name is Draconian Dignitary, and you have a mission from the queen herself. Something like that is not to be ignored.

It seems your operative wasn't being foolish. The seer is in fact, awake. It's too early. The transformations haven't begun yet. You only have one choice.

22/11/14
"======>"

A carapace appears. He seems to be very busy.

22/11/14
"Alentr: Check out that thing on the ground. "

You fly down to look at the little circle thing on the ground. You're sure you remember this from somewhere... It's something highbloods use.

21/11/14
"======> Secondly, "

You keep looking up on accident and nearly shitting yourself from the demonic beings currently staring down your ass. When you look at them, voices grow in your head, and you look away immediately, because leave that shit to the professionals. You hear enough from the dead as it is, so you don't want any more noise from insane seadweller lususes which happen to be floating in the sky.

You have limits of crazy of which you can accept. Purple planet where you suddenly get your sight back, SURE! Why the fuck not!

Sky living tentacle monsters? Fuck no buster.

You've watched too much anime to fall for that.

21/11/14
"======> First off,"

You don't know who, or what, the fuck these guys are, but they are shifty and making you uncomfortable.

21/11/14
"======>"

You've been flying around and looking at everything in this city! There are little creatures, and HUGE towers. You even found a few of your friends (and not so friends). However, there are a few strange things about this place.

21/11/14
"======>"

You are now ALENTR MEGIDO, hours in the past, and you are having the time of your life.

21/11/14
"Carian: Be someone with less drama."

20/11/14
"======>"

JAYKAY: W)(AL-E BY-E T)(-EN
CARIAN: Bye, Peixes, for good this time.
JAYKAY: YOU SAID T)(AT LAST TIM-E
CARIAN: Whale I mean it this time. GOODBYE.

19/11/14
"======>"

CARIAN: Vait, Vater you glubbing aboat? HoV could you knot knoV Vhat I'm angry aboat?
JAYKAY: YOU AR-E UNPR-EDICTABL-E AND FUCKING CRAZY!
CARIAN: I am not! You're just not Wery accustomed to dealing Vith females.
JAYKAY: )(MP)(
JAYKAY: AN-EMON-E WAV-E
JAYKAY: W)(AT T)(-E -EV-ERYLOVING GLUB WAS T)(AT ATROUT??

CARIAN: I'll tell you Vhat that Vas atrout!
CARIAN: er...
CARIAN: Aboat.
CARIAN: VaterVer,
CARIAN: I Vas attacked by drones!

JAYKAY: W)(AT??!
CARIAN: there Vas like 50 at my-
JAYKAY: AR-E YOU OK? AR-E YOU )(URT? ANY BROK-EN BON-ES OR FINS?
CARIAN: I'm fine Peixes.
JAYKAY: IS YOUR )(-EAD OK? )(OW MANY FING-ERS AM I )(OLDING UP?
CARIAN: I'm fine asshole!
JAYKAY: )(OW MANY FING-ERS??
JAYKAY: ANSW-ER T)(-E GLUBBING QU-ESTION AMPORA!!

CARIAN: OK, fine! 3. 3 glubbing fingers!
JAYKAY: SO YOAR OK
CARIAN: Glub.
JAYKAY: GLUB
CARIAN: Glub glub glub.
JAYKAY: GLUB?
CARIAN: Glub.
JAYKAY: GLUB
CARIAN: Ok, let's stop being stupid for a second and think aboat Vho sent those glubbing drones. If it Vasn't you... Vho else has the authorization to send a drone attack?
JAYKAY: -EV-ERYON-E IN T)(IS BUILDING
CARIAN: Vhat?
JAYKAY: PR-ETTY MUC)( -EV-ERYON-E )(-ER-E COULD DO T)(AT
JAYKAY: BUT I B-ETA )(UNDR-ED BUCKS IT WAS MY ADVIS-ERS

CARIAN: But don't YOU haVe to authorize eVeryfin they do?
JAYKAY: -E)(
JAYKAY: T)(ATS...
JAYKAY: BORING

CARIAN: SO YOU JUST LET THEM DO VATERVER THEY VANT??
JAYKAY: UNL-ESS IT DIR-ECTLY INT-ERF-ER-ES WIT)( M-E,
JAYKAY: Y-EA)(
JAYKAY: W)(Y T)(-E GLUB NOT?

CARIAN: Because shit like this happens! Cod clam it! Vhat is your moirail eVen doing??
JAYKAY: PROBABLY KRILLING INNOC-ENT LOWBLOODS AT T)(-E MOM-ENT
CARIAN: Oh cod you're still Vith Makara, aren't you?
JAYKAY: Y-ES 3:/
CARIAN: UGH! Nope, not dealing Vith this. Just point me in the direction of your adWisers. I haWe assholes to smack some seanse into.
JAYKAY: SO YOU DONT CAR-E AT ALL?
CARIAN: No, I don't.
JAYKAY: )(OW DID YOU -EV-EN G-ET IN )(-ER-E?
CARIAN: Aboat that,
CARIAN: Your guards are reely dumb just saying.
CARIAN: All I had to do Vas say I Vas in your quadrants and they let me right in.

JAYKAY: T)(-EY KIND OF )(AV-E OARD-ERS TO L-ET YOU IN IF YOU SAY T)(AT...
CARIAN: Vhale shit.
JAYKAY: LOOK,
JAYKAY: I KNOW YOU GOT ANGRY OV-ER W)(AT )(APP-EN-ED
JAYKAY: BUT YOU )(AV-E TO UND-ERSTAND IT WAS N-EC-ESSARY!

CARIAN: I'm not eVen mad aboat Vhat you did to my ancestor. I am completely past that. I'Ve been past that for a long time. I just can't forgiVe you for Vhat you did to Karkit.
JAYKAY: S)(-ES A GLUBBING MUTANT FOR GLUBS SAK-E! W)(AT WAS I SUPPOS-ED TO DO? NOT FOLLOW OUT OUR SOCI-ETY'S LAWS?
CARIAN: No! I just Vanted you to listen to me Vhen I Vas begging you to reconsider!
CARIAN: She is my frond. And that makes 2 of my fronds you'Ve tried to krill.

JAYKAY: I GAV-E )(-ER A C)(OIC-E!
CARIAN: A shitty choice!
CARIAN: Look, I haWe to go.
CARIAN: I don't eWen care aboat this anemonemore. I shouldn't haWe come.
CARIAN: My matesprit is already in the game, and I need to get back to her. EWen if I haWe no hiWe to go back to.

JAYKAY: ILL )(AV-E T)(-E GUY R-ESPONSIBL-E -EX-ECUT-ED
CARIAN: It's reely sad if you think that kelps anemonething.
JAYKAY: B-EST I CAN DO
CARIAN: Vhale, this is the last time Ve'll eVer sea each other.
JAYKAY: Y-EA)(,
JAYKAY: I GU-ESS SO
JAYKAY: )(UG AND KISS?

CARIAN: Vhat? No.
CARIAN: I Vas thinking something more along the lines of a handshake but you can forget it noV.

JAYKAY: WAIT!
CARIAN: Vhat.
JAYKAY: IF W-E,
JAYKAY: BY SOM-E STRANG-E COURS-E OF -EV-ENTS,
JAYKAY: M-E-ET AGAIN,
JAYKAY: CAN W-E )(UG

CARIAN: Because it Vill neVer happen, shore.

19/11/14
"======>"

CARIAN: I'M GOING TO RIP YOUR BULGE OFF YOU PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A LIVING BEING!!!
JAYKAY: I DONT KNOW W)(AT I DID BUT I AM SO GLUBBING SORRY!

19/11/14
"======>"

O)( COD W)(AT

19/11/14
"======>"

JAYKAY PEIXES!!!!!

19/11/14
"Carian: Get back on the grid."

19/11/14
"In current times..."

AURENA: SUP CHICA.
AURENA: HAVING A PROB|__|EM?

KARKIT: No, only 6 he6rt 6tt6ck.
AURENA: NEED E|__|ECTROCUTION THEN?
KARKIT: No, for the time 9eing, I 9elieve just c6lming down 6 9it will 9e 6ccept69le. 6re they 6ll gone?
AURENA: YEAH, IT AIN'T |__|IKE I WAS A|__|ONE.
KARKIT: Oh, you were 6ssisted 9y re9el forces then.
AURENA: 'COURSE.
AURENA: WE GOTTA KEEP A 20/20 ON WHERE YOU'RE STAYING. OTHERWISE BU|__|GEHEAD WI|__||__| HAVE YOU DEADIFIED.

KARKIT: De6dified isn't even 6 word. 6nd I honestly don't know how Peixes found me.
AURENA: WHO KNOWS? WHO CARES? NOT ME. MOVING ON.
AURENA: I FIGURED I SHOU|__|D RUN BY YOUR HIVE BEFORE I ENTERED THE GAME. CHECK ON MY COMPETITION, YKNOW? AND THIS IS WHAT I FIND. IS THIS WHAT YOU DO WHI|__|E MY BACK IS TURNED? RUN AROUND CRYING |__|IKE A WRIGG|__|ER WITH DRONES ON YOUR ASS?

KARKIT: M6y9e. 9ut I c6n 6ssure you when I s6y I w6s 6cting quite out of ch6r6cter running like th6t. I've definitely f6ced worse... I don't know wh6t got into me. Sorry.
AURENA: DON'T APO|__|OGIZE, YOU GOT ME WARMED UP FOR THE GAME, PERRA.
KARKIT: You know I don't underst6nd you when you t6lk like th6t.
AURENA: ES POR ESO QUE |__|O UTI|__|IZO.
KARKIT: |:B
KARKIT: Well... You're going to go pl6y then?

AURENA: YEAH, I ENTER AFTER RUFFEN, WHO ENTERS AFTER CARIAN, WHO ENTERS AFTER SI|__||__|IX. CAPTOR IS IN THE GAME RIGHT NOW, BUT CARIAN IS OFF THE GRID. ACCORDING TO MY |__|AST MESSAGE, SAME SHIT THAT PIEXES PU|__||__|ED ON YOU, HE PU|__||__|ED ON HER.
KARKIT: Oh god! Is she ok?
AURENA: PEACHY. SHE'S ON ROUTE TO RIP PEIXES' THROAT OUT.
KARKIT: Is she going to 9e ok??
AURENA: KNOWING HER? SHE'S GONNA BE PISSED ABOUT THE DROO|__| THAT GETS ON HER TOWE|__|. HE'S STI|__||__| HORNS OVER HEE|__|S FOR THAT PERRA AND PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE AND THEIR |__|USUS KNOWS IT.
KARKIT: Wh6t 69out Sillix?.
AURENA: RUFFEN'S GOT IT.
AURENA: SO I'VE GOT TO GET GOING. |__|ET'S SEE WHOSE TEAM DOES THE BEST, HUH? BET MINE IS A THOUSAND TIMES BETTER!

KARKIT: I just hope we 6ll m6ke it out 6live 6nd OK.
AURENA: }:/
KARKIT: Wh6t?
AURENA: }:/
KARKIT: Wh6t???
AURENA: }:/
KARKIT: WH6T??
AURENA: YOU USED TO BE SO COO|__|, VANTAS. AND NOW YOU WON'T EVEN HAVE A |__|ITT|__|E COMPETITION WITH ME.
KARKIT: ...
KARKIT: I thought I expl6ined I'm not looking for th6t kind of rel6tionship with you 6uren6.

AURENA: YEAH YEAH I KNOW.
AURENA: BUT WOU|__|D IT KI|__||__| YOU TO NOT BE SO DU|__||__|? |__|IVEN UP A BIT FOR FUCKS SAKE!
AURENA: BESIDES, WE WERE GREAT KISMESISES.
AURENA: I STI|__||__| DON'T KNOW WHY YOU BROKE IT OFF.

KARKIT: I just don't feel th6t w6y 69out you. I'm sorry.
AURENA: |__|O QUE SEA...
AURENA: I'VE GOTTA GO.

KARKIT: 6uren6, w6it!
AURENA: WHAT?!
KARKIT: I... I...
KARKIT: Good luck with the g6me...

AURENA: SAME TO YA, SHORTY.
KARKIT: I 6m NOT SHORT!
AURENA: CHICA, YOU COME TO MY CHIN.
KARKIT: You're just 69surdly t6ll.

19/11/14
"======>"

-paranormalActuality began trolling confidentiallyDelicious-
PA: Skizee.
PA: I h6ve found something r6ther distur9ing...
PA: I 9elieve it is in our 9est interest th6t we h6ve 6 te6m discussion 69out the g6me the empire is rele6sing.

CD: YOUR3 571LL HUNG U9 ON 7HA7 5H17? HOLY FUCK VAN7A5 1 7HOUGH7 W3 W3R3 DON3 W17H YOUR OCD ABOU7 7H15 DAMN GAM3 >:/
PA: I'm 9eing serious.
CD: 1 KNOW AND 7HA75 WHA7 CONC3RN5 M3
PA: Just re6d this, 9efore I get the mind to give you 6 sm6ck.
PA: -paranormalActuality sent confidentiallyDelicious a GAMEFACTS link-

CD: ...
CD: WHA7 7H3 FUCK?

PA: My thoughts ex6ctly. How much did you re6d?
CD: JU57 7H3 F1R57 COU9L3 9AG35 BU7... 15 7H15 53R1OU5?
PA: Does this not seem like 6 stunt the Peixes would pull?
CD: RU1N1NG H15 OWN 3M91R3? NO 17 DO35N7
PA: If you re6d on, you would h6ve le6rned 69out the prize. You receive god-like st6tus, 6nd given 6n entire universe to do wh6t you will with. If you succeed in the g6me, th6t is. In my opinion it sounds right up his 6lley.
PA: Either th6t or he h6s no knowledge of the g6mes properties, 6nd is simply stupid.

CD: MY VO73 15 NUMB3R 2
CD: 3V3N 1F 1 HA73 2

PA: Well, either w6y, this w6lk-through is quite convincing.
CD: K17 175 9ROBABLY A 9RANK
PA: You don't underst6nd. I w6s 6s dis9elieving 6s you were 6t first. 9ut then, the w6lk-through st6rted m6king sense. Sc6ry sense. It w6s expl6ining things we never could 9efore.
CD: 1M NO7 7RY1NG 7O B3 5H1771NG ON YOUR 7H3ORY BU7 7H15 15 YOU DRAW1NG CONN3C71ON5 WH3N 7H3R3 /AR3 NON3/!
PA: Skizee, it spoke of 6 golden l6nd where the sleeping go. 6 9right city, with white c6r6p6ce inh69it6nts. Dre6mers either go here, or 6 d6rk pl6net clothed in etern6l d6rkness.
PA: There is 6 description of visions t6king pl6ce in clouds, 6nd the 69ility to fly when 6sleep.
PA: There w6s 6n 6ccur6te description of the horrorterrors.
PA: Skizee, I'm not kidding when I s6y this is for re6l.
PA: 6nd I'm concerned wh6t th6t me6ns for us.

CD: 7H15 15 BULL5H17
CD: 53RK37 5AY5 H35 N3V3R 7OLD ANYON3 OU751D3 U5 ABOU7 7H3 GOLD3N 9LAN37
CD: 7H3R3 15 NO FUCK1NG WAY 5OM3ON3 WOULD KNOW
CD: HOW 7H3 FUCK K17???

PA: I don't know, 6nd I'm growing more concerned 6s time progresses. I h6d 6 96d feeling 6t the st6rt of everything, 6nd then I w6s proved right. So this c6n only me6n...
CD: 175 7H3 3ND OF 7H3 WORLD
PA: Ye6h.
CD: FUCK
PA: Ye6h.
PA: Wh6t do we do?

CD: WARN 3V3RYON3
CD: 73LL N17RAM AND 53RK37 AND AM9ORA AND CA97OR
CD: AND 3V3RY O7H3R 7ROLL YOU KNOW
CD: 73LL 7H3M 7O 9LAY
CD: BU7 7O WA17 UN71L 7H3 R3L3A53 DAY
CD: 7H3 ONLY 7H1NG W3 CAN DO 15 9ULL 1N A5 MANY 7ROLL5 A5 9O551BL3

PA: 6lright, I trust in th6t c6ll.
PA: 9ut... This s6ys we should 9e in sm6ll groups.

CD: W3 LL ALL 9LAY 5393RA7LY
CD: 2 73AM5
CD: 1 GU355 >:/

PA: 6right, I'll expl6in to Olite6, 6uren6, 6nd C6ri6n. C6n you h6ndle Ruffen 6nd Sillix?
CD: 1LL 7AK3 N17RAM
CD: RUFF3N5 DON3 AND 5AY5 H3 KN3W W3 WOULD ALL 9LAY ANYWAY5 5O WHA73V3R 1 GU355 17 WA5 WR1773N 1N 7H3 57AR5
CD: OR
CD: CLOUD5

PA: 6lright.
PA: T6lk l6ter?

CD: LA73R GA73R
CD: <

PA: >

-paranormalActuality ceased trolling confidentiallyDelicious-

19/11/14
"Months in the past, but not many..."

A young troll reads a game walkthrough.

19/11/14
"Act 2 ======>"

SGURB

Walkthrough


By:DS RL



TOC


Table of Contents.



1.What the fuck is this shit? A short (and somewhat vague) explanation of the game.


2.Well how do I play this bull fuckery? Get it? W/e Steps for installation and game play.


3.What the every loving Christ is a sprite? (Alt Title- WHY IS THIS THING SCREAMING AT ME??!!!1!)
a. What to prototype.

b. Why.

c. How.

d. What not to fuck up on. do.


4.Iâm in. Now what the fuck do I do?
a. WHY ARE THERE TINY DEMONS imps FUCKING WITH ME?

b. Why are nasty fruit gushers littering up my fucking area? Grist and its functions.

c. Alcaemtizer.


5. What is the âAlchemizerâ and its many functions?
a. How does grist pertain to the situation?

b. What tangible properties it possess.

c. The best possible item combinations.
i. Weapons.
ii. Clothing.
iii. âFun thingsâ
iv. Quest materials.

d. Possible upgrades.


6. Prospet and Derse.
a. Which one are you?
i. Prospit
-------1. Skaia.
-------2. The visions.
ii. Derse
-------1. The horrorterrors.
-------2. Location.
-------3. Inhabitants.

b. What this says about your role.

c. How you should approach your planet.


7. This is where I leave you.







1. What the fuck is this shit?
A short (and somewhat vague) explanation of the game.


I am going to assume you already have the game, or youâre considering playing it. Listen [strike]the fuck up dick wad[/strike], unless you are 315% sure there is going to be other people playing this game, DONâT. I donât know what whack-job thought it would be a swell idea to give kids the power to end the world (Iâm putting my fucking money on Crocker), but if I ever meet them, Iâm introducing them to my fist.

You heard me. End. Of. The. World. Grab your apocalypse bag youâve got stashed under your bed, its Jesus time. Except, there is no Jesus. There is only an unending eternity of bullshit and grotesque tentacle monsters and stupidity. (Cue the henti fans) This game literally has tentacle monsters. Fuck. Iâm playing a game with damn tentacle monsters and tiny demons imps that take a piss in your newly cleaned sheets. This is bullshit.
If youâve read this far it means a) you're retarded go the fuck home, or b) you have a reason to play this game. If youâve got a reason? I pity you bro. I will dig out my fucking heart with a toothpick and hand it to you because your life is over. Thatâs right, over. This game causes the end of the world, and youâll be stuck in the middle of it. But donât start playing till the meteors start dropping, ight? Give everybody a chance to get started.
I guess I never answered the prompt. This game is bullshit, but itâs also really fucking hard. Youâre going to be teleported (or whatever the fuck) along with your house, into a new planet. Basically youâve got to exterminate the demons imps which infected the place, and kill a giant monster must make a choice from your denezin. You may or may not need to fight them in order to restore order to your land. You also have a giant GIANT monster The Black King, which your whole team has to fight. DO NOT PLAY ALONE. So yeah, thatâs the fucking gist I guess. Good luck man.

-DS

A team in low numbers is preferable, 5-3. Do not attempt to play with anyone else in your home. The game will ensure their immediate death. When I say immediate I am referring to a 6 hour period directly after you enter your planet.

-RS

18/11/14
"[I]======>"

18/11/14
"Years in the future, but not many..."

An ADRIFT MISCREANT wanders through the Endofetian grasslands.

16/11/14
"END OF ACT 1"

16/11/14
"[S] He fucking didn't."

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15/11/14
"Carian: Look out of your window."

You're under water, how did that eve-...
Oh shit.

15/11/14
"Explosion: Happen."

VVVVHHAHHATT THHEE FFUCKKK???//??

15/11/14
"Carian: Examine posters."

Aw yes! All your lovely musical ladies! You LOVE music and making music! You like to sing, but you've been told you should stick to song writing and music making because your voice is too high-pitched to sound good.

You make up for this with a recent discovery. Instead of singing, you start sick fires! It's a talent you didn't know you had, but you guess you unintentionally worked on it by all the song writing you've done. Your greatest moment, in your opinion, was when you beat Makara is a rap battle. You will treasure that memory until you beat someone more important than her.

15/11/14
"What is your name?"

Your name is CARIAN AMPORA and you are 8 SWEEPS OLD. Flowing through your veins is nearly the richest blood the hemospectrum has to offer. This means you are a SEA DWELLER, a caste which supposedly rules over the entire species. But honestly you couldnât give less of a glub because you have NO allegiance to the whiney baby emperor.

But no allegiance, in your view, is not enough. You have an overpowering URGE TO INACT YOUR REVENGE, and have made it your sworn duty to BRING AN END TO HIS RULE, even if youâve done little to actually do it. You have helped the REBELLION by using your HIGH CASTE AND RELATIVE RESPECT to do jobs which would be difficult for lowbloods. You havenât been able to contribute in ways other than that, mainly due to your concerned quadrant-mates.To otherwise fill your time, you involve yourself in EXTREME ROLEPLAYING, or FLARP. Your character is your ancestor, who you know IS NO LONGER ALIVE. You hope that you will keep her memory living in your games. Your ancestor is kind of an ALTER EGO for you. Sheâs everything you wish you could be: STRONG, ASSERTIVE, SKILLED IN COMBAT, and AWESOME IN EVERY WAY.

You hold a fascination for WORLD HISTORY AND LEGENDARY PLANETS. You often dream of planets where there is life other than trolls. Everyone tells you itâs a childish dream, and for that you promptly stick out your tongue at them. You will believe in WHATEVER you want to, and be WHOEVER you want to. It isnât uncommon for you to take up MULTIPLE CHARACTERS IN A ROLE PLAY, which is a great skill on its own. Most of your friends think of you as CUTE or SWEET, but you really wish they would respect you for your SKILLS. You arenât a pushover, you fired a blast from a LEGENDARY WEAPON right at the emperorâs face for glubs sake.

You also like MAGIC, and really REALLY wish it was real. Maybe someday you will be granted the power to wield wands like a mythical witch. But even if it's not real, it s still fun.

Your trolltag is sirenMonolog and you speak Vith and accent âhumansâ might describe as âRussianâ, VhateWer that means.

What will you do?

15/11/14
"Jaykay: Be the girl who didn't forgive you."

You are now the "unforgiving" girl, hours in the future from Jaykay's perspective.

15/11/14
"You didn't care,"

At all.

15/11/14
"You didn't care."

You had NEW friends to worry about.

15/11/14
"But you had better things to do than worry about that!"

You had an empire to run! People to order! Planets to conquer!

You couldn't concern yourself over a break up. You didn't care!

15/11/14
"And depending on who you ask,"

She may or may not have flipped her shit. And you may or may not have had to buy a new throne.

15/11/14
"On the flip side of things,"

Your moirail never forgave you.

14/11/14
"King."

You never thought this night would come, and you wished it had never ended. This was most definitely the best day of your life, and boy did you deserve it.

14/11/14
"======>"

At first you couldn't believe it. You sat for a good 45 seconds just starring at the scene in front of you. The queen was dead. She was DEAD. That made you...

14/11/14
"In the end"

You did what had to be done.

14/11/14
"She reminded you of someone."

Your moirail was always extremely fond of her ancestor. And now, said sea dweller was the only thing standing between you and the throne, quite literally.

14/11/14
"And in that moment, you faced one of your most difficult challenges. "

You knew you couldn't let Encharexess get too far. She would realize she was set up and come after you. Yet at the same time...

14/11/14
"======>"

You never expected for events to play out so well in your favor. The Encharexess panicked, and lost her shit. She knew she didnât want to die, and that was exactly was Her Royal Culler was offering. Now she would live.

14/11/14
"======>"

But of course, joining The Imperial Condescension fleet was impossible for Her Royal Culler. The Condecse would kill her on sight, along with anyone with her.

Perhaps she shouldnât have voiced that fact. It might have saved her life.

14/11/14
"======>"

The Encharexess got so angry at the Empress, demanding they flee or join the Condesce.

14/11/14
"======>"

She was so worried about the possibility that you could be right, she never stopped to think about how obviously you were wrong. She even brought you with her to the castle as a âfirst hand source.â

13/11/14
"======>"

Your meeting went flawlessly in your opinion. You expressed your concern of a growing new threat. Her Imperial Condescensionâs battle ship had been seen, heading home. And that meant the Empress was in trouble. You, in return for the information, wanted a job in the imperial army, one that would be higher than your caste allowed. Of course this lie meant you had to assume the position of a teal blood.


This ruse, along with faulty reports of battleships you had leaked to the Encharexess without her knowledge, was enough to convince her.

13/11/14
"Besides, you had other plans."

It didnât take much to arrange a meeting with Her Royal Cullerâs moirial, The Orphaner Encharexess. You only had to give the right false information, to the right people.

13/11/14
"======>"

With no idea what to do with the throne once it was yours, you began to plot. You caused the rebellion to make a fuss, fueling the flames of their already loud behavior.

(Of course you didn't do all of this. You (Jaykay) know you (the reader) were wondering that, and it's dumb. You never got your hands dirty when it came to war.)

13/11/14
"Even the lowblood rebellion believed in you."

Admittedly, it was all a front. You had no intention of allowing these lowbloods to rise to power. You had no plans of leading their warfare against the crown. No. That was too common. Too easy. Too many other heiresses had died following this path.

You believe this is why you succeeded. After all, you were not a dumb, run of the mill, princess. You were a dignified PRINCE.

10/11/14
"You changed EVERYTHING about yourself."

Everything.

You gave up your identity, who you were. You went so far out of your way to make guards unable to recognize you, you couldn't even recognize you. You knew each step you took towards the crown was a step away from your guardian, but as the steps increased in number, you began to feel numb about the situation.

One upside to your massive changes to yourself was that most trolls didn't associate you with the Queen. You were new, interesting to them. Even the lowest of bloods thought they could trust you.

10/11/14
"You refused to battle her outright. "

You even took it to the extreme.

10/11/14
"You befriended enemies of the throne."

10/11/14
"======>"

Every. Last. One. Of. Them.

You didnât discriminate between blood colors in your earlier days. You, having to hide your blood and fins, were treated like a rust blood anyway, so you went ahead and acted like one. A rebel one that is. There were trolls who thought you were going to be a great hero. Once your blood color was discovered, they believed you would be a kind and just king. You never corrected them. After all, you were trying to gain followers.

The Empress had made a big mistake when she made an attempt on your life. You were perfectly content living on your own, not causing a fuss, and simply hunting down the murderers of your guardian. She had to take it to the next level. She had to send highbloods for an assassination. You quickly became skilled in combat with a harpoon gun.

You began to resent her, and everything she represented. You wanted to separate yourself from her in every way possible. You used a gun instead of trident to gain an advantage in combat. Your pursuers were expecting an up close and personal fight, not a harpoon in the back of their skull. You went far to keep your figurative distance from the Empress.

05/11/14
"======>"

They let you go. Their mistake.

It's funny what watching your guardian die at that age will do to a troll. You actually didn't realize it yourself, until you hunted down and killed every last one of her murderers.

05/11/14
"But of course now,"

She is no longer among the living. Her death was brutal and bloody and you were forced to witness the whole thing.

You were 5 sweeps old at the time.

05/11/14
"How were you raised then?"

In a way that is completely unheard of, outside of fairy-tale.

Your guardian risked much to keep you alive. She broke so many laws by not leaving you to die. While it wasn't illegal to take a grub if you wanted it, it was extremely forbidden to take in a troll of a higher caste than you. She was mocked for her secret. She abandoned her duties of watching over the mother grub to assist you. She was loving, caring, motherly.

You do not remember her title. It was so long ago when you last heard it. You purged it from your mind. You can only remember her by one name.

Kanaya.

05/11/14
"======>"

Oh god it's cramped in here. Honestly, you don't mind too much, but you have trained yourself to complain about things so no one guesses you weren't raised as royalty.

05/11/14
"Jaykay: Exit side door."

You notice a side door, and decide to endure the shame of leaving the locked door. After all, you are trying to put as much space between you and that boring board meeting as possible.

05/11/14
"Jaykay: Open that back door."

You approach the back door, only to find it is LOCKED! Who the fuck locked this?? You are the Emperor, yet you are locked out of rooms in your own palace. You are going to enjoy watching all these assholes die.

05/11/14
"======> Be the prince."

You are now the prince, and awake.

05/11/14
"======>"

Well, that was fun.

05/11/14
"======>"

05/11/14
"======>"

05/11/14
"Author: Commence teaser of last character."

Teaser commencing.

04/11/14
"======>"

Oh yeah! This thing!

04/11/14
"Kannio: What is behind your recoopracoon?"

You don't know. You'll just have to look and find out.

03/11/14
"======>"

God, he was in a mood.

03/11/14
"Kannio: Troll your redrom interest. "

âincessantlyAristocratic began trolling confidentiallyDelicious-
IA: Pyrope.
IA: Pyrope, Are You There?
IA: Come On, Don'T Leave Me Hang1ng L1ke Th1s!
IA: That Is So Rude.
IA: You'Re Ignor1ng Me On Purpose Aren'T You!
IA: Wow, You Are Such An Awful Person. Why Do I Keep You Around? You'Re Really Awful.
IA: Maybe That'S Why I L1ke You...
IA: You Have Th1s "Hard-To-Get" Th1ng Go1ng On. I Really L1ke It.
IA: Our Super1ors Would Not Support Th1s, You Know. They Would Be So Angry At Us. Well, Me In Spec1f1c.
IA: Maybe It'S My Rebell1ous Streak.
IA: How Does It Feel To Know You Are The Man1festat1on Of My Rebell1on, Hmm?
IA: Personally, I Would Be Flattered. Perhaps, I Am The Same For You? I Hope So.

CD: YOU DONT HAV3 A R3B3LL1OUS BON3 1N YOUR DAMN BODY
IA: You'Re Back!
IA: I Thought Someth1ng Awful Had Happened To You!

CD: 1T D1D 1M TALK1NG TO YOU
IA: How D1srespectful!
CD: 1M GON3 BAR3LY A F3W M1N3UTS AND YOUR3 PROF3SS1NG YOUR DAMN FORBB1D3N LOV3 FOR M3
CD: WHAT TH3 FUCK?
CD: HOW TH3 H3LL D1D YOU WR1T3 THAT MUCH? 1 COULDN'T HAV3 B33N GON3 LONG3R THAN L1K3 5 M1N3UTS
CD: L1T3RALLY, TH3R3 1S NO WAY 1 WAS 1N TH3 ABLUT1ON TRAP LONG3R THAN THAT 1 M3AN R3ALLY

IA: I Was Lonely!
CD: AND YOU TH1NK 1 CAN DO SOM3TH1NG ABOUT THAT?
IA: Yes, You'Re Do1ng It Now Aren'T You?
CD: UGH! WHAT DO YOU WAAANT???
IA: I'M Bored! I Just Wanna Talk! Th1s Game And Everyth1ng Is Mess1ng W1th Me. I Want Some Reassurance.
CD: YOUR T3AM W1LL FA1L AND YOUR3 GO1NG TO D13
IA: Now That'S Just Uncalled For!
CD: 1 DONT KNOW WHY YOU TH1NK 1 WANT TO ASSOC1AT3 W1TH YOU
CD: 1 AM L1T3RALLY T3LL1NG YOU 1 WANT NOTH1NG TO DO W1TH YOU
CD: AND THAT 1 AM PURPOS3FULLY MAK1NG YOU MAD SO YOU W1LL L3AV3
CD: AND YOU WONT! WHY WONT YOU??

IA: Is It My Fault I Want Some Company?
IA: I Just Want To Be Fr1ends, Sk1zee.

CD: W3 AR3 NOT FR13NDS
CD: W3 W1LL N3V3R B3 FR13NDS!
CD: 1 DONT WANT ANYTH1NG YOU HAV3 TO OFF3R!
CD: YOUR3 1N W1TH TH3 H1GHBLOODS WHO AR3 TRY1NG TO /K1LL M3/!!!!!!!!

IA: That D1dn'T Stop You Before. Last I Remember, You Def1n1tely Wanted Someth1ng I Had To Offer.
CD: 1 AM GO1NG TO G3T YOU TH3 D3F1N1T1ON OF ON3 N1GHT STAND!
CD: "ON3 N1GHT STAND-HOOK1NG UP W1TH SOM3ON3 FOR ON3 N1GHT OF S3X W1TH NO STR1NGS ATTACH3D AND HOP1NG TO N3V3R S33 TH3M AGA1N. 1T 1S 1MPORTANT NOT TO 3XCHANG3 ANY P3RSONAL 1NFO W1TH TH3M SO TH3Y CANT TRACK YOU DOWN AND STALK YOU LAT3R."
CD: 1 GU3SS 1 D1DNT FOLLOW THAT ADV1C3, G1V3N YOU /SOM3HOW/ FOUND MY TROLL1AN
CD: >:[

IA: I Th1nk There'S St1ll A Connect1on Between Us. You Just Aren'T As In Tune W1th Your Emot1ons To Get It L1ke I Do.
IA: But I Understand. I W1ll Be Cons1derate And Wa1t For You.
IA: You See, I L1ke Th1s Game Of Cat And Mouse We'Ve Got Go1ng On.

CD: CAN YOU PL3AS3 SP3AK L1K3 A NORMAL P3RSON AND SAY M3OW AND SQU3AK B3AST?
IA: That K1nd Of Vernacular Is Beneath Us.
CD: YOU TALK L1K3 W3 AR3 SOM3TH1NG SP3C1AL.
IA: Well, I Am. I'M A Jade Blood, Male At That, So Of Course I'M Very Spec1al. You'Re Less Spec1al, But Spec1al All The Same. In Your Own, Strange Way. Not Many People Can Be Bl1nded And Get Away W1thout Consequence.
CD: W1THOUT CONS3QU3NC3???
CD: AR3 YOU FUCK1NG K1DD1NG M3?!
CD: MY MAT3SPR1T WAS /K1LL3D/!!
CD: 1 CAN HARDLY MAN3UV3R NY H1V3 W1THOUT BUMP1NG 1NTO SH1T!
CD: MY MO1RA1L WAS PUT THROUGH /H3LL/!
CD: AND 1TS ALL MY FAULT
CD: YOU DONT UND3RSTAND TH3 GU1LT THAT COM3S W1TH THAT!
CD: SO HOW TH3 FUCK DO YOU CALL THAT W1THOUT CONS3QU3NC3??

IA: I Was Talk1ng About Phys1cal, God. You DonâT Have To Get So Defens1ve. I Am Try1ng To G1ve You A Complement.
CD: AGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!
CD: YOU AR3 SO 1NCOMP3T3NT!!

IA: Oh My... I D1dn'T Real1ze That'S How You Felt.
IA: To Be Honest, I Feel More Red Than Black For You.
IA: Even Though A K1ssmes1ss Would Be Apprec1ated, My Feel1ngs Only Run The Deepest Of Scarlet For You Pyrope.

CD: 1 G1V3 TH3 FUCK UP ON YOU

-confidentiallyDelicious ceased trolling incessantlyAristocratic-

03/11/14
"Kannio: Answer Jaykay."

-eternalEmperor began trolling incessantlyAristocratic-
EE: AR-E YOU G-ETTING R-EADY?
EE: YOU B-ETA B-E G-ETTING R-EADY

IA: Hey Now, There'S No Need To Fuss. I'M Gett1ng Ready. Bes1des, It'S Not L1ke I'Ll Be Play1ng For A Wh1le Anyways.
EE: SC)(OON-ER T)(AN YOU MIG)(T T)(INK
IA: Really?
IA: Or Should I Say, "Reely"?
IA: ;)

EE: O)( MY GLUB.
IA: Come On, You Know You Want To Sm1le. You Want To Send That W1red L1ttle Three E1ght Parentheses You Do.
IA: Send The Emot1on Icon, Jaykay.
IA: Do It.
IA: Make Th1s Happen.

EE: 3>8[ DONT T-ELL M-E W)(AT TO DO!
IA: Gosh, It Was Just A Suggest1on. You Get So Testy Somet1mes.
EE: IM ALLOW-ED TO B-E T-ESTY IF I GLUBBING WANT TO B-E!
IA: Never Sa1d You Weren'T, Oh Great And M1ghty Emperor Who Is Feared By All.
EE: I MINNOW YOAR B-EING SARCASTIC BUT T)(AT WAS PR-ETTY MUC)( ON T)(-E GLUBBING DOT
IA: Sarcast1c? Not At All My K1ng.
IA: I Was S1mply Mak1ng A Proclamat1on Of Your Greatness.

EE: 38|
IA: ;)
EE: LOOK, W-E CAN GLUB ATROUT T)(AT LAT-ER
EE: RIG)(T NOW W-E )(AV-E BIGG-ER FIS)( TO FRY
EE: YOAR RIG)(T ATROUT ON-E T)(ING,
EE: YOU WONT B-E -ENT-ERING FOR AW)(IL-E
EE: ACTS)(ORALY
EE: ITLL B-E A F-EW )(OARS

IA: I S1ncerely Hope That Was An Acc1dental M1sspell1ng, And Not An Attempt At A Pun.
EE: WAT-ER YOU GLUBBING ATROUT?
IA: Hoars. Say It Out Loud.
EE: ......................................
EE: W)(Y DID YOAR T)(INK PAN GO T)(-ER-E??

IA: Why D1d You Say It?
EE: W-E AR-E MOVING ON!
IA: Sure.
IA: So, I'M Guess1ng I'Ll Be Br1ng1ng Saff1r In?

EE: NO
EE: I CAN NOT B-ER-E-EF IM ATROUT TO TYP-E T)(IS
EE: BUT YOAR CONN-ECTING TO )(-ER DUMB DOM-ESTICULL/MAT-ESPRIT.

IA: UGH!
IA: But Isn'T He As Low As You Can Get W1thout Be1ng A Freak Of Nature?

EE: S)(-E R-EFUS-ES TO PLAY UNL-ESS )(-E IS INVOLV-ED! AND TO MAK-E MATT-ERS WORS-E,
EE: )(--E IS BLIND!!!

IA: How Am I Supposed To Play W1th A Bl1nd Troll? What Use Can He Poss1bly Be?
EE: TALK TO SAFFIR ATROUT IT, NOT M-E
EE: NOW I )(AV-E TO GO
EE: I JUST SNUCK OUT OF A M-E-ETING AND T)(-EYLL B-E LOOKING FOAR M-E SOON

IA: Who W1ll?
EE: MY ADVIS-ERS
EE: T)(-EY AR-E T)(-E BIGG-EST BULG-E SUCK-ERS IV-E -EV-ER M-ET!

IA: They Can'T Force You To Do Anyth1ng Though. Aren'T You In Charge Of Them?
EE: W)(IL-E T)(AT IS TRU-E,
EE: T)(-EY /CAN/ ANNOY M-E )(ALF TO D-EAT)( UNTIL I AGR-E-E,
EE: LIK-E A C)(UMPBUCK-ET,
EE: AND -END UP GLUBBING AT M-E TILL I PASS OUT FROM BOR-EDOM
EE: 3>8/
EE: AR-E YOU T)(-ER-E?
EE: S)(-ELLO?
EE: O)( S)(IT
EE: IGNOR-E T)(AT S-ENT-ENC-E
EE: I FORGOT YOU G-ET W-EIRD ATROUT IT
EE: KANNIO!
EE: AS YOAR KING,
EE: I OARD-ER YOU TO R-ESPOND!
EE: GLUB
EE: T)(AT NORMALLY WORKS

IA: I'M...
IA: Sorry.
IA: I Suppose.
IA: That Was A B1t Of A Shock.
IA: Some1 As D1gn1f1ed As You Normally Doesn'T Use Such Vulgar Language.

EE: W)(AL-E I S-ET T)(-E STANDARD NOW,
EE: SO G-ET T)(-E FUCK US-ED TO IT RAINBOW DRINK-ER

IA: I'M Not An Actual Ra1nbow Dr1nker, You Know.
EE: Y-EA)( WAT-ERV-ER
EE: W-ELL GLUB LAT-ER
EE: OK?

IA: I Look Forward To It.

-eteranlEmperor ceased trolling incessantlyAristocratic-

30/10/14
"======>"

You get a message.

30/10/14
"======>"

30/10/14
"======>"

Fucking hilarious. You really should be a comedian. It's too bad that job is beneath you.

30/10/14
"Kannio: Make a joke."

Oh Look At Me! I Am A Bl1nd Moron! I Can't See At All. Oh Poor Pathet1c Me.

30/10/14
"Kannio: Examine pillow pile."

You take a look at your pile of pillows. You have a friend who came over once and dragged all the pillows in your hive into a pile so you could "talk." That girl is a bit of a pale-whore. She doesn't understand basic decency and when it's alright to talk about your problems and when she should zip it.

You still kept the pile in case she ever came back.

30/10/14
"Kannio: Examine shoes."

You take a look at a pair of rocket shoes you left here. You were meaning to send those to a friend. Oh well, it's not like they'll ever be of any use. You still haven't figured out how to make them move yet.

30/10/14
"Kannio: Equip the chainsaw then."

You equip your weapon of choice, the chainsaw. You really don't know what you were thinking leaving it out on the floor like that.

30/10/14
"Kannio: Equip cane."

What cane? There is no cane. There is only a chainsaw.

30/10/14
"Enter name."

Your name is KANNIO MARYAM.

You are one of the few of your kind who can withstand the BLISTERING ENDOFETIAN SUN, but you are possibly the only one of your caste who despises the feel of its rays. As such, you tend to stay away from the vast majority of the trolls who share your rare blood. You have put your hive in the far reaches of the area marked for your caste, and you only go out during the night, when most JADE BLOODS are asleep. By separating yourself from them, you have progressed farther than any of those dimwitted female air heads. You are currently in touch with THE EMPEROR HIMSELF which is positively unheard of for someone of your blood. You like to think he tolerates your blood because of your great skill in hunting the HEINOUS BROODS OF THE UNDEAD, but this is a ridiculous notion for several reasons. First off, youâre scared half to death of the undead, and secondly, you know exactly why he tolerates your blood.

It wouldnât be too far off if someone was to guess your involvement in Imperial affairs was little more than LIES AND THREATS GIFT WRAPPED IN SMILING SHINY GIFT PAPER. You were conveniently supplied with an ability to create great and believable fabrications that can FOOL almost anyone, even sometimes, YOURSELF. So the idea that you are TUGGING AT CERTAIN STRINGS in the Emperorâs blood pumper isnât too much of a wild guess. Youâre not too knowledgeable about the source, but Peixes sees you in a different light than he sees most trolls. Rumors say he was in contact with your ancestor, but you DONâT BELIEVE THOSE STORIES.

As one with JADE GREEN BLOOD, you consider yourself a rarity. As such you are one of the few who could be selected and raised by a VIRGIN MOTHER GRUB, unfortunately there were some complications. If you had received this female lusus, you may have been a completely different troll. Perhaps you would wear LONG DRESSES and put your HAIR IN BRAIDS. But as your current status stands, you do not do those things unless THERE ARE NO OTHER TROLLS AROUND. As your current status stands, you were assigned a DIFFERENT FATE. Your lusus is the first of its kind in hundreds of centuries. It is a FATHER GRUB.

The FATHER grub was thought to be extinct at first due to their inability to make eggs on their own, but recently, approximately 8 sweeps ago, a small imperfection in an egg's DNA allowed a father grub to once again be born. As UNHEARD OF as a male jade blood is, the father grub needed caring for, and you were assigned to the job.

You are one of a kind, and donât mind expressing it at all. You perhaps are also one of the only trolls in existence who values looks over use. As such, you are one of the few of your kind who has developed a zeal for FASHION and DESIGN and LIVELY COLORFUL PATTERNS. You decorate your hive with FABRIC, as subtle or aggressive as your inspiration demands for the night. You are STYLISH and a DESIGNER or DECEITFUL and a TRICKSTER, whichever you care to be at the current time. You tend to be quite skilled when it comes to technology, and provide yourself as well as your friends with some of your innovations. You donât INVENT anything, only make things that already exist better. The original technology is from ruins near your hive.

You live on an island which is somewhat sizable and today you are going to play a game. You are planning to be on the IMPERIAL TEAM.

Your trolltag is incessantlyAristocratic and you Tend To Speak W1th A Very Specific Tone Of Arrogance.

What will you do?

29/10/14
"======> Ruffen: Be the other guy."

While you try to find your way home, you become one of the 5 other guys from the same point in time as you are.

29/10/14
"Where's your hive?"

Shit.

29/10/14
"======>"

28/10/14
"======>"

That was nice of her.

28/10/14
"======>"

RUFFEN: Well 8ye I guess
SILLIX: See ya,, Serket..

28/10/14
"Be Ruffen."

RUFFEN: Thanks f8r delivering the g8me
RUFFEN: I dou8t I could have m8de it as fast on my 8wn

SILLIX: IItââS no problem.. IIt''S not liike II had anythiing better two do than coddle you iintwo playiing.. IIââm not SuppoSed two enter the game for another hour or So.. AS long aS ii leave wiithiin the next few miinuetS,, ii Should have tiime two Spare.. Of courSe II Stiil have two feed my luSuS,, prepare my hiive,, etc.. etc..
RUFFEN: Th8ts right ::::O
RUFFEN: Youâre ent8ring first!!!!!!!!

SILLIX: yeah,, that''S the point II waS tryiing two get acroSS. Now you See why ii need two bee leaviing Soon?? BeecauSe that iiS what iiS moSt iimportant riight now..
RUFFEN: Oh ye8h I guess ::::(
RUFFEN: I wish y8u could h8ng out a little 8it longer though

SILLIX: IIâm Sure ii could..
RUFFEN: Re8lly???????? ::::D
SILLIX: Yeah,, juSt conviince your mateSpriit two poStpone the game and we can hang out allll you want.. We can get down wiith beeiing friiendS and tell eachother all our dirty SeceretS like a dumb reality TV Show..
RUFFFEN: >::::(
RUFFEN: 8ut thats che8ting!!!!!!!!
RUFFEN: She wouldnt p8stpone this stupid g8me
RUFFEN: Shes got th8t stupid rivalry thing g8ing on with Zahhak and K8rkit ::::/

SILLIX: welp,, that SuckS.. iin that caSe ii must bee on my way.. II wiiSh oh So dearly II could Stay,, but you know what the boSS would Say.. Gotta fly..
RUFFEN: Che8ter!!!!!!!!
SILLIX: Yep..
RUFFEN: DXXXX

28/10/14
"Hours in the past........"

But not many.

27/10/14
"What was that?"

What was what? There was never anything there.

Besides, you've already been her during this time! She's just about to message Skizee and AC.

27/10/14
"Skizee: Be Karkit."

It seems you cannot be Karkit right now due to some... interference.

26/10/14
"Skizee: Troll Karkit."

-confidentiallyDelcious began trolling paranormalActuality-
CD: VAN7A5
CD: 1 DON7 KNOW 1F 7H15 M3AN5 ANY7H1NG BU7 RUFF3N WA5 AC71NG 5U591C1OU5
CD: 7H3R3 1 R39OR73D
CD: AR3 YOU 7H3R3?
CD: H3LLO?
CD: >:?
CD: W3LL 1V3 DON3 MY 9AR7

-paranormalActuality is idle-
CD: >:[ VAN7A5!

26/10/14
"======>"

That was..... Odd.
What was that wink for? God, sometimes you wish you could just SEE the future so you wouldn't be left in suspense for so long. But you guess you'd first have to SEE in general to see the future. Oh well.

26/10/14
"Skizee: Answer friend. "

-congenialArachnid began trolling confidentiallyDelicious-
CA: Hey
CA: I w8s just h8ping to catch y8u 8efore
CA: Yknow
CA: The end of the w8rld and everything

CD: GA59!
CD: WHA75 7H15?
CD: 7H3 D1GN1F13D MR. 53RK37 WAN75 7O 7ALK 7O M3??

CA: Oh dont 8e so dram8tic XXXXD
CA: I t8lk to you all the tim8
CA: Its j8st Ive got a l8t going on right n8w
CA: Every8ne does........

CD: >:]
CD: 1M JU57 M3551NG W17H YOU

CA: Yeeeeeeeeah
CA: I c8uld kinda tell

CD: 533 R1GH7 7HROUGH M3 W17H YOUR V151ON 31GH7-FOLD, HUH?
CA: Yep!!!!!!!! >::::D
CD: OH MY WHA73V3R W1LL 1 DO?
CD: 17 533M5 1 HAV3 B33N OU7W1773D BY 7H15 F3AR5OM3 91RA73! >;]

CA: ARRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
CA: >:::;)
CA: 8ut w8!!!!!!!!
CA: Im sure y8uve got a re8lly cool RP ide8
CA: 8ut I c8nt right n8w

CD: >:[ AW MAN WHY?
CA: Well
CA: I w8s just g8ing to mess8ge you re8l fast
CA: Letting you kn8w the 8lack team h8s started

CD: ALR3ADY???
CA: Yeeeeeeeeah
CA: TS just uplo8ded and SM is w8rking on getting h8r in

CD: W3LL 5H17 >:/
CD: 1 HAV3N7 3V3N 7ALK3D 7O VAN7A5 7ODAY!

CA: 8h n8!
CA: Is ev8rything alr8ght?

CD: OH Y3AH W3 R3 COOL
CD: 1 JU57 WA5N7 3X93C71NG ALL YOU GUY5 7O B3 ALR3ADY 57AR73D

CA: I w8nt s8y anything
CD: J33Z WHA75 7H3 O7H3R BAD N3W5?
CA: I JUST s8id I w8ouldnt s8y anything
CD: JU57
CD: 73LL M3

CA: We act8lly st8rted after the imperi8l te8m ::::/
CD: W3LL 5H17!
CA: ye8h sorry ::::(
CD: 1 HAV3 7O M355AG3 VAN7A5
CD: W3 LL 7ALK ONC3 YOUR 1N OK?

CA: H8ha ok :::;)
CD: WA17
CD: WHA75 7H3 W1NK FOR??

CA: Youllllllll seeeeeeee!!!!!!!! :::;)

-congenialArachnid ceased trolling confidentiallyDelicious-

26/10/14
"Skizee: Notice message."

GASP! Whats this? The dignified Mr. Serket wants to talk to you? Well of course you shall entertain the Sir.
Hmmm, that was good, maybe you should use that.

26/10/14
"Skizee: Examine art."

This stuff is really old, back before you used removable stuff. You would scrub it off, but it would feel like an insult to your moirailagence. After all, moirails are forever, so why shouldn't this drawing be?

26/10/14
"Skizee: Examine orange Faygo on the ground. "

That's not Faygo! It's Crush, dummy! You don't like to drink Faygo because of the many negative memories associated with the drink.

26/10/14
"Skizee: Examine your scalemates. "

Ah yes! Hello there Lemony Snicket! Nice day to you Pyralspite.
The names actually are very thought out. Lemony here is named after one of your favorite author, and Pyralspite is a dragon of legend.

26/10/14
"Skizee: Wonder why there were other trolls in your hive to start with."

Well that's simple enough. You had thrown an "end of the world" party, and some trolls just don't know when their welcome is past. That, and the fact most of the people present at your party didn't know the world was actually ending. Only you and a select few others know that special tidbit.

26/10/14
"Skizee: Get all the other trolls out of your hive."

But... You already DID that last night.

26/10/14
"Enter Name. "

Your name is SKIZEE PYROPE.

You find yourself to be A PRETTY COOL GUY. You have a pretty enthusiastic obsession with DRAGONS and the STORIES AND LEGENDS surrounding them. In fact, your lusus is one of these mighty beasts. You go on LONG FLYING TRIPS with him when he's not out searching for prey. To keep yourself dragonly fulfilled when he's out, you surround yourself with a variety of plushie pals known as SCALEMATES. You used to do a lot of LIVE ACTION ROLE PLAYING with them, but don't so much anymore. Instead, you've been throwing OUTRAGEOUS HIVE PARTIES and doing some not so legal stuff.

You take an interest in justice, holding a particular fascination with the DEMISE OF THE WICKED. You used to study BRUTAL ENDOFETIAN LAW, but now those dusty books DISGUST YOU. You have become enlightened on the ways of justice, and how it lies in YOUR OWN HANDS, not the words of a book. And yes, you mean words, not TROLLBRAILLE. You can SMELL AND TASTE THE WRITTEN PRINT. This ability was taught to you by your lusus after an accident involving clowns, a failed initiation test, and a rope.

At one point in your life, you had hoped to join the ranks of the LEGISLACERATORS, but it's a long forgotten dream. You know it's impossible, because you would never allow yourself to FOLLOW THE IMPERIAL LAW BLINDLY. You're always thinking. Thinking and planning and plotting. God you plot a lot.

Your trolltag is confidentiallyDelicious and you 593AK U51NG A5 MANY ODD NUMB3R5 A5 9O551BL3 B3CAU53 ODD NUMB3R5 AR3 TH3 B357.(Really, you hate even numbers, being 8 sweeps old is no fun at all.)

You are currently on the RED TEAM, whose name you picked yourself, and you're about to play a game with your moirail and her furry matesprit.

What will you do?

25/10/14
"Be Karkit's moirail."

You are now Karkit's moirail from a little before their conversation about the game. You didn't think you could just skip his introduction, did you?

25/10/14
"======>"

You make a clean get away. The clown is following you, but won't be for long. If your moirail is still alive, he'll move to a safer location until you come back in a few hours.

25/10/14
"Witch: Abscond."

You, the insolent lowblood, witch, and concerned moirail, otherwise known as Karkit Vantas, abscond as quickly as you can.
You may not be the strongest troll, or the fastest, or smartest, or really the best in any way, but you are extravagantly good at absconding. When you decide it's time to disappear, hardly anyone can find you. It's not like trolls notice you off the bat anyway. It's one of the reasons you've stayed alive so long in such a volatile environment.

23/10/14
"Insolent Lowblood: Initiate plan B."

THERE IS NO PLAN B! There honestly wasn't a Plan A! You kind of just went with your inner organs and did what you felt was best at the moment! FUCK you should plan more!

23/10/14
"Clowngirl#2: Notice the insolent lowblood."

MOTHERFUCK, THAT BITCH WILL PAY!

23/10/14
"Be the remaining clown."

You are now the remaining clown, and you are so confused. What just HAPPENED?! You and your friends were fulfilling your duties, and just finished killing the failure and you were about to finish off her matesprit when....
All your friends just dropped dead!

23/10/14
"======>"

You shoot as best as you can and hit two out of the three clowns. Wow, two out of three. That's not too bad considering you're not too handy with a- HOLY FUCK THAT MEANS THERE'S ONE LEFT ALIVE!

23/10/14
"Karkit: Do the only thing left."

Lock 6nd lo6d, motherfuckers.

23/10/14
"======>"

You know you can only do one thing to help your moirial, if he is even still alive.

23/10/14
"Karkit: Look up."

Oh.
She must have committed some crime.

23/10/14
"Karkit: Be scared."

You are fucking terrified. You knew that highbloods were going on killing sprees lately, but this is ridiculous! Your moirail is a teal blood! And on top of that, he has a purple-blooded matesprit! Clowns don't normally attack other clowns quadrants unless...

23/10/14
"Reader: Skip to the end."

You, the reader, skip to the end of your, Karkit's, journey, and come across this scene.

23/10/14
"======>"

No one fucks with your moirail without going through YOU first!
You just hope you make it there in time.

23/10/14
"======>"

HOLD ON 969Y, M6M6'S COMING!

23/10/14
"Karkit: Be startled."

You cannot command Karkit at the moment because she has disappeared, along with her weapons, which were lying on the floor just moments ago. Where did she go you ask?

23/10/14
"======>"

-confidentiallyDelicious began messaging paranormalActuality-
CD: vantas i need ioue help
CD: i think
CD: well i knew i fucked uo
CD: bas
CD: rael bad
CD: fuck eman shitwasntsupposed to happen like this
CD: i cant see shit
CD: i juck fucking hope this comes out ok

PA: WH6T'S WRONG??
CD: bu kit
CD: shes dead

PA: Oh my god, you 6re un69le to re6d this 6ren't you?
CD: they FUCKING KLLED HER
CD: RIGHT IN FUCKING FRINT OF ME

PA: Where 6re you?
PA: 6re you 6t your hive?
PA: 6re you 6t her's?
PA: PLEASE I NEED TO KNOW!

CD: HELP ME
PA: I'M TRYING!!!!
CD: please jelp
CD: i cant
CD: i can t
CD: anuthing
CD: notjing
CD: everuthing is gone
CD: vantas plesa
CD: i dont even know if your respondinf
CD: how could thishappen
CD: how do d i let this happen
CD: HICK
CD: THEUE BAK
CD: KIT IMSO SORU
CD: IM SO SOORU
CD: ISHOULD HABE LISTENED TO YOU
CD: OS HLLLSA;FHIDD
CD: HZKD;KGG
CD: ,VHJGCKKHGXXKHYSRAErrsktsklydc'g'ufo;ifcy'
CD: l'ofuo'ug'BUJBUV;Y'OBJUV;

-confidentiallyDelicious disconnected-

23/10/14
"======>"

Oh look! You have a message.
(You are currently using something called IM or instant messaging because Trollian doesn't exist yet.)

22/10/14
"Karkit: Examine posters."

You have A LOT of posters, but this is one of your favorites. The dark gods of the outer ring have always interested you.

22/10/14
"======>"

22/10/14
"======>"

To be honest every time you see it you smile. (Just a bit.)

22/10/14
"Karkit: Examine book shelf."

You examine your extensive book collection. You have arranged it in color order, and in order to not be offensive, your reds and browns are on the top and purples are on the bottom. Of course this has nothing to do with your personal opinion at all. Nothing at all. You remain completely neutral about this subject.

22/10/14
"Be Karkit from the past."

You are now you from the past.

22/10/14
"Karkit: Exit your block."

You exit the block that technically isn't even yours. Your block, like your hive, burnt down quite some time ago. Actually, it is almost exactly 2 sweeps ago from when it happened.

22/10/14
"======>"

Welp. That's that. You will simply have to find something else to do while you wait.

22/10/14
"Karkit: Troll CD and AC."

-paranormalActuality began trolling confidentiallyDelicious-
PA: 6lright, in 6ccord6nce to the events t6king pl6ce on my end, everything is in order. I will, 6lthough I'm not 100% cert6in, 6ssume th6t you 6re prep6red 6s well. Given our l6st convers6tion I would s6y you've h6d enough time to get your 6ff6irs in order, 9ut if not, 6llow me to stress the f6ct th6t you need to HURRY THE FUCK UP! If it's not 6pplic69le to your situ6tion, then you h6ve the right to ignore th6t st6tement.
CD: OH H1 VAN7A5! NO NO, 1M F1N3 R3ALLY! HOW HA5 MY N1GH7 B33N? 175 B33N FAN7A571C! 7HANK YOU FOR YOUR CON51D3RA71ON >:]
PA: I 6m not 6mused.
CD: >:]]]
PA: |:B
CD: YOUR 3MO71ON 1CON ALWAY5 MAK35 YOU LOOK L1K3 YOU HAV3 LARG3 7337H AND A UN1BROW >X]
PA: I could s6y the s6me for yours on the uni9row 6spect.
CD: NAH
CD: M1N3 15 FUCK1NG MAJ3571C

PA: C6n we PLE6SE get to the pro9lem 6t h6nd?
CD: H3RK, F1N3
PA: 6re you prep6red?
CD: Y3AH
CD: 1V3 GO7 A HU5K7O9 FULL OF GAM3, A CA93 MAD3 OF AW35OM3, AND A 5Y573M COM9L373LY 5OB3R
CD: AR3 YOU FUCK1NG HA99Y?

PA: I 6m positively giddy.
CD: WHA75 WRONG? YOUR3 NORMALLY NO7 5O U9537 >:[
PA: U9537?
CD: /upset/
PA: Oh.
PA: I'm sorry. I'm just h6ving 6 lot of nerves 69out this g6me. I feel 6s if it's more th6n the p6ck6ge implies.
CD: W3LL DUH W3 L3ARN3D 7HA7 MUCH FROM 7HA7 ONL1N3 WALK7HROUGH!
PA: I know. Th6t revel6tion only fuels my fe6rs. I h6d 6 neg6tive feeling 6t the 9eginning, 9efore we even looked up th6t w6lk-through. It's why we se6rched 6round for such m6teri6l in the first pl6ce!
PA: Every time I think 69out the g6me I get this overwhelming feeling of fore9oding. Itâs like something is w6rning me 69out it, 9ut I c6nât put my put my finger on /wh6t./

CD: 1 7H1NK W3 WOULD HAV3 LOOK3D 17 U9 ANYWAY
CD: 1 M3AN 17 WOULD HAV3 B33N LA73R BU7 17 571LL WOULD HAV3 HA993N3D 7H3R3 WA5 NO U5 NO7 LOOK1NG UP 7HA7 WALK7HROUGH

PA: Wh6t m6kes you so sure?
CD: 1 COULD A5K YOU 7H3 5AM3 QU3571ON
PA: Touché.
CD: 5O 1 7H1NK 175 B357 1F W3 JU57 L37 7H15 GAM3 HA993N
CD: W3 LL KNOW WHA7 W3 N33D 7O WH3N 7H3 71M3 COM35

PA: If th6tâs wh6t you think⦠Then I trust your judgment.
PA: Now, on to less trivi6l m6tters. Iâm currently trolling 6C 6nd heâs prep6red 6s well. I 9elieve itâs time to get this b6ll rolling down the inclined pl6tform.
CD: H3LL Y3AH!
CD: 1LL CONN3C7 7O FURRY 9AN75 AND 7H3N YOU CAN CONN3C7 7O M3

PA: I think it would 9e 9est if we put 6 little sp6ce in 9etween connections. We wouldnât w6nt duties of both the server 6nd the client to 9e b6cked up on e6ch other, would we?
CD: 1 GU355 NO7
CD: 1N 7HA7 CA53 1LL GO CONN3C7 WA17 A WH1L3 7H3N CONN3C7 7O YOU

PA: Yes, th6t seems 6ppropri6te.
CD: K 7ALK LA73R
PA: L6ter.

-confidentiallyDelicious ceased trolling paranormalActuality-

PA: <>
PA: Oh, youâre 6lre6dy goneâ¦
PA: Th6ts 6 t6d 6wkw6rd.


-paranormalActuality began trolling adiosCatnip-
PA: 6m I to 6ssume you've retrieved your g6me from underne6th you're lusus?
AC: X33-Y3AH H3 MOV3D
AC: X33-BUT NOW H3S DOING TH3 PACING THING

PA: Interesting.
PA: 9ut on to more pressing m6tters. 6re you prep6red to enter the g6me?

AC: X33-I STILL DON'T G3T WHY YOU CAN'T BRING M3 IN
PA: I 6m un69le to do so 9ec6use I need to 9e 69le to 9e cont6cted in 6 moments notice if something goes wrong in your connection. If we connected, then your 6nd his connection would 9e l6st. I would 9e preoccupied in the g6me 6nd un69le to 6ssist in 6 time of crisis.
AC: X33-THAT H3LPS NOTHING I DONT LIK3 HIM
PA: Excuse me 6s I find 6 w6y to word this 6ppropri6tely.
PA:[image]!
PA: Honestly, I feel like I'm de6ling with 6 gru9 h6lf out of the c6verns.

AC: X33-IM NOT BLOWING ANY BUBBL3S!!
PA: Ok, I 6dmit th6t w6s kind6 funny.
AC: X33-:33
PA: (:B
PA: Now 69out the g6me. I 6m currently t6lking to CD 6nd he s6ys he's re6dy to 9ring you in.

AC: X33-I KNOW
AC: X33-H3S TROLLING M3 RIGHT NOW

PA: Well then there is nothing stopping you. Go connect 6nd cont6ct me if 6nything goes sour.
AC: X33-ALRIGHT
AC: X33-<33

PA: <3

-adiosCatnip ceased trolling paranormalActuality-

22/10/14
"Karkit: Prepare to enter game."

Why would you do that? You're the leader of the team. It's your responsibility to enter LAST and make sure everything runs smoothly up to the point of completion. How else would it work?

22/10/14
"Karkit: What are you doing?"

You haven't been doing a lot for the past few hours (except cleaning up the side of your hive). But now it is time. Your team is in order and the game is about to begin.

22/10/14
"======>"

You are now THIS GIRL. AGAIN.
You might have begun to forget she existed. Don't worry, this is the impression many people have from their first meeting with her. But her existing was never a thing that stopped happening.

22/10/14
"Enter name."

You are about to enter name when...

22/10/14
"Alentr: Get some damn answers."

Alentr goes to get some answers. In the meantime, who's this guy?

22/10/14
"======>"

And with that he scurries away, leaving you with more questions than before.

22/10/14
"Alentr: Notice this guy."

You look to your left and see- What the fuck even is this guy?


Alentr: (whO are-)
CD: THE MAGE IS AWAKE! I HAVE TO GO TELL BOSS!

22/10/14
"======>"

A planet local approaches you. Still stunned from this whole debacle, you don't even notice.

22/10/14
"Alentr: Land already."

You land on the planet's surface.

21/10/14
"Alentr: Learn that dream-selfs can fly. "

You learn this quite quickly, as soon as you stop flailing around. You make a very graceful swoosh as you fly over the purple city.

21/10/14
"Alentr: Don't fall off. "

Well of course you wo- HOLY FUCK NUGGETS!!!!!!

21/10/14
"Alentr:Get a better look."

You lean out your window to get a better look at this strange purple world.

21/10/14
"======>"

YOU'RE ON THE BAZILLIANTH FLOOR!

21/10/14
"Alentr: Look out your window."

You LOOK out your window and see... Well shit. You are 100% sure this isn't where your matesprit lives. You know for a fact you live on the ground level. And now...

21/10/14
"Alentr: Be excited."

NOTHING ON THE FACE OF THE PLANET COULD CURB YOUR MOOD! YOU DON'T KNOW HOW THIS HAPPENED AND YOU DON'T CARE!
Wait. Since when was your block purple?

21/10/14
"======>"

You can SEE! YOU CAN FUCKING SEE! HOW THE FUCK DID- YOU CAN SEE!!!!!

21/10/14
"[S]Seer: Wake."

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21/10/14
"Alentr: Lay in the pillow pile."

This is stupid.
But you find yourself getting... sleepy.

21/10/14
"Alentr: Wonder why you can message people if you're blind."

Why would you wonder about that? You learned how to read braille, and have a machine that displays what people say in this blind language. It's the purple box thing by your husktop. You can type without looking at the keys (not to mention the fact they have engravings just in case you need them) and you have a very strong auto correct.

All in all, your husktop is perfectly equipped for someone with your handicap.

21/10/14
"======>"

You angrily leave your husktop.

21/10/14
"Alentr: Go get your game copy. "

You are about to get up and get your game copy, when you see you have a message.

-sustainedVictory began trolling abapicalAblepsia-
SV: MEGIDO,
SV: |__|OOK,
SV: OR I GUESS |__|ISTEN, BECAUSE YOU GET PISSY WHEN I SAY |__|OOK,
SV: IM GIVING YOU ANOTHER SHOT,
SV: OK CHICO?
SV: SO OPEN UP YOUR AURICU|__|AR SPONGE C|__|OTS,
SV: AND HEAR ME OUT,
SV: YOU CAN P|__|AY WITH US,
SV: I MEAN THAT IN THE MOST SERIOUS WAY THAT IS POSSIB|__|E TO MEAN SOMETHING,
SV: IM NOT MAKING A GOD DAMNED JOKE,
SV: WE WANT YOU TO P|__|AY THE GAME WITH US,
SV: ITS SOMETHING IVE BEEN THINKING ABOUT,
SV: YOU DONT EVEN HAVE TO TE|__||__| THEM,
SV: JUST CONNECT TO ME,
SV: I KNOW YOU HAVE THE GAME COPY,
SV: SO WHY NOT?

AA: (because i wOnt play with back stabbers)
-abapicalAblepsia ceased trolling sustainedVictory-
SV: MOTHERFUCKER!

21/10/14
"Alentr: Contact your friends."

-abapicalAblepsia began trolling lethalEndearment-
AA: (hellO?)
AA: (are yOu there?)
AA: (it wOuld be nice if yOu cOuld take time Out Of yOur night tO talk tOO me)

-abapicalAblepsia ceased trolling lethalEndearment-


She never answers anyway.

-abapicalAblepsia began trolling sirenMonolog-
AA: (hey)
AA: (i bet yOure real busy)
AA: (but id like tOO talk)
AA: (if yOu still want tOO)

SM: I'd loWe to glub Vith you! (⊙ω⊙)
AA: (Oh wOw)
AA: (sOmeOne answered)
AA: (thats a first)

SM: Shut your glub hole! I alVays ansVer! Cod, you're sooooo melodramatic. ʕ⁎̯͡⁎ʔ༄
AA: (then why dO yOu talk tOO me)
SM: Because you're only pretending to be grumpy, Mr. I hate eWeryone pants! ☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:*・°☆.。.:
SM: You're perfectly happy and fine once you drop the act!! (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)

AA: (8|)
SM: :D
AA: (fine)
AA: (whatever)
AA: (i just wanted tOO talk tOO yOu)

SM: Water Ve doing?
AA: (shut up)
SM: (づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ
SM: But seriously, I'm shore Ve Vill haWe plenty of time to talk later, right?
SM: ^w^
SM: Aren't you reely super diggidy busy? :O

AA: (nO)
AA: (im nOt)

SM: :( aVVVV
SM: Oh no! You're not reely super busy!
SM: Water Ve eWer going to do!!? (●´⌓`●)

AA: (O-O)
AA: (i am sO dOne)

SM: Hush hush hush!
SM: Look, it's perfectly OK to be upset, or sad, or VaterWer, but...
SM: Can you not be SUCH a debby doVner!! (ÒДÓױ)

AA: (what the fuck is a debby dOwner)
SM: Um... Whale... It's somebody Vho's alVays SUPER negatiWe. And neWer HAPPY! (ÒДÓױ)
AA: (exuse me while i run dOwn tO the legal Office and change my name)
AA: (yOu may nOw adress me as debby)
AA: (last name dOwner first name debby)

SM: *She sighs in a Wery elaborate manner. All of the sighing happens. ALL of it.* (*`へ´*)
AA: (have fun with that)
SM: You're in a Vorse mood than usual (*`へ´*)
AA: (i dOnt want tO play)
SM: Oh. Whale I can't kelp you a lot in that aspect.
AA: (its my OpiniOn that yOu have a hard time helping in general)
SM: That Vas MEAN. ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐
AA: (sOrry (nOt sOrry))
SM: -_-
SM: GAH!
SM: Look, I need to get going ok?
SM: Whale glub again in atrout an hour, but I beta get going.

AA: (fine bye)
-abapicalAblepsia ceased trolling sirenMonolog-

21/10/14
"But back to being this guy."

You are again this guy.

20/10/14
"If it had not been for..."

Her accident.

20/10/14
"======>"

The Empress may have intended good with her actions, but actually caused more damage than repair. It's too bad she remained painfully oblivious to this, believing she had done what was good and right for lowbloods.

In all honesty, she had turned them into something lower than trolls. They had become the equivalent of human house pets.

But perhaps one day she would have solved everything.

20/10/14
"======>"

But in reality, it only opened a new doorway for highbloods to abuse those lower than them. Because, just as the old ways, whoever was to be culled had no choice in the manner.

To make matters worse, most highbloods continued killing. It wasn't illegal to do so, only discouraged. The Empress was working on a long process of social reform.

20/10/14
"======>"

Under her rule, she made laws which dictated that lowbloods were no longer supposed to be slaughtered. They were to be cared for, âadoptedâ she called it. The word cull was meant to be completely redefined to mean this. Lowbloods were supposed to be coddled and taken care of when they could no longer do so for themselves. In fact, it didn't matter your blood color. If you were considered to not be useful to society, you were culled. Despite this, many trolls saw this as a major advancement in equality.

20/10/14
"======>"

There was quite the struggle for the throne. But in the end, the crown will always be in sea dweller hands. The vicious queen's descendant took charge, Her Imperial Culler, and this girl changed EVERYTHING.

20/10/14
"======>"

And she never returned.

20/10/14
"======>"

But then one day, she went on an "exploration" trip on her battleship.

20/10/14
"======>"

You see, at one point, Enofet was ruled by a brutal and unforgiving queen. She killed who she wanted, and encouraged others to do the same. She invented the word "cull" to justify the murder of lowbloods. Her long rule made it possible for her to do so. Anyone who preferred the old way of life was eventually culled, and the rest died with age. The new way of life became the norm and no one cared. (Except the lowbloods of course, but no one really gave a shit about them.)

20/10/14
"======>"

On this planet, certain relationships exist between trolls. Along with the standard of red, pale, grey, and black, relationships between highbloods and lowbloods are often formed that are outside the quadrants. These relationships are called âDomesticull.â
The word origin is from a fuck up in politics.

20/10/14
"Author: Explain what a domesticull is."

((WELL 5UR3. BR3AK TH3 FOURTH WALL WHY DON'T YA?))

19/10/14
"Enter name. "

Your name is ALENTR MEGIDO.

You once had a number of INTERESTS, which by now you have LOST INTEREST IN. You seem to recollect once having a fondness for ART, though now have a fetching passion for BEING APATHETIC to everything. After all, what use would a BLIND GUY have for art? It doesn't matter anymore and never really did.

The accident resulting in the DEATH OF YOUR LUSUS, and your own BLINDNESS, is something you have wondered about often. You have often asked the VOICES OF THE DEAD, which you have been able to hear since you were young, but they remain TIGHT LIPPED ABOUT THE SITUATION. The accident, which you CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER, took place exactly 2 sweeps ago. You are currently 8 SWEEPS OLD.

You are no longer able to function properly on your own, so you were prompted to leave your home and take up residence your matesprit's hive. Although, as time progresses, you two have less and less of a matespritship, and something MORE SINISTER. You doubt she is meaning to do it, but she's moving closer and closer to DOMESTICULL territory. But you don't care. It's hard to care about things when you can't even see them happening.

Unlike some LUCKY BA57ARD5, you don't have a MAGICAL DRAGON LUSUS to make everything better and make the darkness go away. Nor are you TALENTED in the ways of MUSIC, so you may still make beautiful things as you ONCE DID. But of course, you've convinced yourself that you don't care, so YOU DON'T COMPLAIN.

You're going to play a game today. Your matesprit says she'll make sure everything goes RIGHT, but you're going to have to PLAY ON YOUR OWN. You might say something to argue the ineffectiveness you would present to a team, but IT WOULDN'T MEAN ANYTHING. You would play whether or not you wanted to. You believe you will be on the IMPERIAL TEAM, but you are wrong.

Your trolltag is abapicalAblepsia and there is typically (a silent edginess tOO the way yOu speak).

What will you do?

19/10/14
"Render yourself in a more symbolic manor this instant!"

Fine, it's not like you cared anyway.

19/10/14
"======> Be that guy."

You are no- HOLD THE FUCK UP!

19/10/14
"======>"

How about this guy? He doesn't look too busy doing extremely most-important secret stuff. Plus, everyone knows guys with sunglasses are cool.

19/10/14
"Like this girl?"

Yeah, she would work, if she wasn't off doing some extremely most-important secret stuff.

18/10/14
"======>"

HA! HA!
Nice try, LOSER! Go be someone else. Come back when you've been someone more cool.

18/10/14
"======>"

WTF how did you know?
Whatever. She guesses it's time to uphold her end of the bargain.

18/10/14
"======> Guess name"

You guess the name... Saffir Zahhak.

18/10/14
"Ruffen: Be the female."

You WISH you could be this girl. Really, she has it all. You, along with a large amount of trolls, wish you could be this girl, if even for a moment. Too bad for them, she's much too amazing to even give them the time of day.

She might, however, let you be her if you can guess her name. She won't just tell you, that would be BORING! No, she'll let you guess, and fail. After all, she has the best name ever given to a troll, on this planet or any other.

18/10/14
"======>"

Sillix: Sup Serket..

18/10/14
"Ruffen: Look up."

18/10/14
"======> Run like the wind. "

Wind can't run but you are running as fast as it can, but the sea beast is catching up. You are almost caught when.... A giant fucking rock beheads the creature. Poor goat.

17/10/14
"Ruffen: Make a bad decision. "

A bad decision has been made. You feel screwed.

17/10/14
"======>"

WH8R8 D8D TH8T 8V8N C8M8 FR8M????!!!!????!!!!

17/10/14
"Ruffen: Go outside."

You walk out the back side of your hive an-oh shit!

17/10/14
"======> Stop being future Ruffen."

You are no longer future Ruffen.

17/10/14
"======>"

16/10/14
"======> Be future Ruffen."

You are now Ruffen in the future.

15/10/14
"Ruffen: Take the pumpkin."

What pumpkin?

15/10/14
"Ruffen: Take the frog."

What frog?

14/10/14
"======>"

You turn back to the other chest after closing the now empty one. You eye the stuffed frog and pumpkin. You only have 1 card left........

Which do you choose to take?

14/10/14
"======>"

You fix the problem.

14/10/14
"Ruffen: Take your husktop and spider. "

You grab your husktop, and while you're at it, nab your plastic spider. Your deck is a little out of whack though. You would hate to ruin your cueball........

13/10/14
"Ruffen: Open the other chest."

You open the other chest and find........ YOUR HUSKTOP! And some plastic spiders! You are very revealed.

13/10/14
"Ruffen: Open a chest."

You open one of your chests to find a pumpkin and a stuffed frog.

13/10/14
"======>"

You enter one of your many rooms. This one is where you keep your FLARPing spoils. You might have dropped your portable husktop in here by accident.

11/10/14
"Ruffen: Search the rest of your hive. "

You head downstairs to continue the search for your husktop. You are getting a bit concerned. You hate not knowing where your things are. It gets you anxious. You hope to find it soon.

11/10/14
"======>"

You quickly deduce that your portable husktop isn't in here.

10/10/14
"======>"

You re-enter your room.

10/10/14
"Ruffen: Go back."

You go back to your hive.

10/10/14
"Ruffen: You forgot your portable husktop! "

OOOOOOOOH SHIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!

09/10/14
"======>"

You began to hurry up and make your trip already.

09/10/14
"======>"

You are now outside. The sun just set an hour ago, so you should be fine on your trip.

09/10/14
"Ruffen: Go outside."

08/10/14
"Ruffen: Jump down. "

You jump from the couch.

08/10/14
"======>"

You had to rearrange your deck a little, but the telescope fit nicely.

08/10/14
"Ruffen: Take telescope. "

You grab your telescope. You would hate to lose it! It's one of your favorite things. Sometimes you spend hours just watching the stars, with no real rhyme or reason other than creating star charts. You have much skill in this department.

07/10/14
"Ruffen: Take your weapon."

You grab your sword from the floor. It is entered into your sylladex.

You use a web modus. You can reach any card on the outside fine, but if you touch the middle, you run a chance of having the card stuck to your hand and the item ruined. You make sure only replaceable items are in the middle. You don't like to take chances.

06/10/14
"======>"

05/10/14
"======>"

Later, there is an explosion.

05/10/14
"Ruffen: Say goodbye to Tinkerbull."

You walk over to your friend's lusus, and pet her on the head. She is such a sweet cow. You can't imagine anything ever happening to her.

05/10/14
"Ruffen: Get your game copy. "

You jump up from your seat to go get your game copy.

05/10/14
"Ruffen: Answer SM."

You get off your ass to answer your friend.

-sirenMonolog began trolling congenialArachnid-
SM: HI! :D
SM: So Ruffen, haWe you made it to TA to get your game yet?? 人◕ ‿‿ ◕人

CA: ........
CA: Well........

SM: :O
SM: You HAVEN'T! HaWe you? (*`へ´*)

CA: No
CA: But d8nt worry Im sure we h8ve plenty of tim8!!!!!!!!

SM: Whale... TA is getting anxious, and I'm sure you knoV hoV SV is going to react :/ :/ :/
CA: Pleeeeeeeease don't t8ll her!!!!!!!!
CA: I need t8 do that mys8lf

SM: As long as you promise that you aren't putting it off on porpoise! -_-
CA: I pr8mise 8ight-fold!!!!!!!!
SM: OK GREAT! :DD
SM: NoV Ve can carp about stuff other than that STUPID game! It's all Vantas vants to talk about anemonmore. :<

CA: I feel y8 SV has 8een going on n8n stop for a week n8w
SM: BlerW! DX
CA: Anyway how was y8ur night Encharexess????????
SM: Haha! Naut half bad, Spiderling. Haddock some minor issues concerning His Royal Douchbaggery but eWerything is perfectly good noV. ;)
CA: Pfffffffft!!!!!!!!
CA: I me8n
CA: How lucky Encharexess I hear y8u are starting a n8w adventure

SM: That depends. *The Encharexess, Vith a flare of her dazzling cape, steps closer to Spiderling* Are you asking to be a part of it? ( ॢ◡-ॢ)-♡
CA: ((That is a very impressive f8ce you just m8de wow))
CA: Th8t depends as w8ll *Spiderling smiles at the Encharexess, leaning against the ships side* Is th8r8 treasure????????

SM: Plunder for the ages! ((Thanks! (◡ ‿ ◡ ✿)))
CA: Th8n that m8kes me VERY inter8sted! :::;)
SM: Aye, then let us set the sails! *Terns to creV* AWast ye scurWy dogs! Set the sails! Ve haWe treasure to plunder! (づ。◕‿‿◕。)づ
CA: AY8!!!!!!!! This g8me shall 8end to the will 8f the might Orphaner Encharexess 8nd her shipm8 Capt8in Spiderling L8rceny
SM: Hehe! That Vas fun! I can't Vait to do it in person Vhen Ve meet up! Vith REEL ships! Pike, big ones! :D
CA: Y8u think well h8ve real ships????????
SM: Absapositutly! :DD
CA: ::::D
SM: But,
SM: Only if you go get your COPY!! ;D

CA: 8LUH y8u totally tricked m8 into that 8ne!!!!!!!!
SM: Yep! :D
CA: XXXXD
CA: Alr8ght fine!!!!!!!! Ill do it

SM: Yay! :DD
SM: I'll glub Vith you later ok? :)

CA: S8re
-sirenMonolog ceased trolling congenialArachnid-
-sirenMonolog began trolling congenialArachnid-

SM: I just realized, Ve said Ve Ve stop carping about the game, so Ve ROLE PLAYED ABOUT IT. ‎(ノಥ益ಥ)ノ ┻━┻
CA: Yeeeeeeeeah........ I w8snt going to s8y anything
SM: BLERV (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
-sirenMonolog ceased trolling congenialArachnid-

05/10/14
"======>"

A distinct PING yanks you out of your post traumatic stress melt down, and you glance over to see it's SM, one of your FLARPing buddies. She's on your team for that new game you're going to be playing later. SM is pretty cool.

You keep referring to her as SM because you think it keeps things mysterious.

04/10/14
"Ruffen: Don't fall off."

You don't know what happened and you don't like it. You are fairly sure some strange form of witchcraft is at work here. Why are you now staring at the ceiling? Where did Spidertroll go? You're getting concerned. Your poster seems to have just disappeared from your sight.

In all honesty it's probably on the wall where you left it, but you really don't want to get up. Your head hurts something awful.

04/10/14
"Ruffen: Examine posters. "

You jump up on your chest to examine your many posters. Your favorite has to be Spidertroll. He is just soooooooo cool! You also have some inspirational posters that you like to quote on occasion. The trollian poster came free and you felt it would be an insult to the manufacturer's culling if you didn't hang it.

04/10/14
"======> Enter name."

Your name is RUFFEN SERKET.

You are a self-proclaimed expert of ROLE PLAYING. You can't get enough of it, or really any game that involves piracy and teamwork. You have persisted with the habit even in spite of RECENT TRAGEDIES. But then again, you don't have much else to do.

Your matesprit is ON THE MOVE ALL THE TIME. She can only visit for short periods of time to CHECK ON HER LUSUS, which you keep for her because of the DANGER SHE IS CONSTANTLY IN. You would love to join her, utilizing your abilities for INFLUENCING THE IMPRESIONA8LE. But you are, for the time being, stuck at home where your FLARPING VICTORIES supply you with treasure, experience points, and FACE TIME WITH YOUR FRIENDS.

You are something of an UTOPIA 8UFF, which isn't something you can actually be on Endofet, but you don't care. You are fascinated by perfect world scenarios, and enjoy creating fantasy worlds just for the hell of it. You are drawn to means of PRECISE PROGNOSTICATION and the advantages they offer, particularly in FLARPING scenarios. Your abilities in this department are extended with your VISION EIGHTFOLD, and you have utilized this ability through your WHITE ORACLE. You consult with this star-like globe, as well as your BLACK ORACLES with their PUZZLING GUARANTEED INACCURACY. Breaking them has been something you have been considering, but you don't want to DIRTY UP YOUR BLOCK. Your need for organization is BORDERING ON FETISHISTIC, and you often freak out when ANYTHING IS OUT OF PLACE. You have to stop. But addiction is a powerful thing.

Your trolltag is congenialArachnid and your words tend to h8ve 8ights where th8y don't 8elong.

What will you do?

04/10/14
"Jaykay: Be the other boy."

You are now one of the 5 other boys.

03/10/14
"======>"

Oh COD it never ends. You'd do anything just to get her to CLAM UP.

03/10/14
"======>"

DIGNITARY: Hello SIR. I would lIke to INfoRm you oN the meetING cuRReNtly BeING held IN the NoRtheRN wING of youR palace. The couNcIl, myself INcluded, feel that you should Be aN actIve paRtIcIpaNt IN these meetING, as you aRe ouR leadeR. You have BeeN aBseNt foR the past 12, aNd as appallING as the sItuatIoN may seem to you, these meetINGs aRe cRucIal to the well BeING of socIety. YouR aBseNce Is causING much Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.
DIGNITARY: FuRtheR moRe, youR plaNs foR toNIGht RequIRe dIscussIoN fRom the couNcIl. HoNestly SIR Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah I lIteRally say the exact same thING eveRy tIme. Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah.
DIGNITARY: Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah fuckING Blah.

JAYKAY: ...

03/10/14
"======>"

Whale shit.

03/10/14
"======>"

Your castle has many halls, but this is the biggest and grandest of all. You hope no one notices you in here; you don't want to deal with slimy Endofetian politics tonight.

03/10/14
"======>"

You enter the GRAND HALL.

03/10/14
"Jaykay: Exit shit filled room."

You proceed to exit this shit filled room. Jeez. So much shit. You doubt there will ever be a time when you'll need ANY of this.

03/10/14
"======>"

You are still in your shit shit shitty room of random shit. You really like this room, but you kinda cluttered it with all your random junk you dragged from other parts of the castle. It's like a giant pile.

03/10/14
"======> Be the clown girl."

You cannot be the clown girl because you are not done being the fishy prince. Being him never was a thing that stopped happening.

03/10/14
"Thomas: Abscond."

Thomas makes the smart decision and absconds the fuck out of there.

03/10/14
"======>"

The clown girl checks her message, telling Thomas to please cease all movement and attack attempts until she is finished.

03/10/14
"======>"

The clown girl gets a message.

03/10/14
"======>"

03/10/14
"Thomas: Look up."

Oh shit.

02/10/14
"Thomas: Slowly approach your moirail."

Thomas approaches his fallen friend in the calmest way he can. Internally he may be screaming, but on the outside he is calm. Calm and collected.

02/10/14
"======> "

The rust blood, (his name is Thomas) who happens to be this girl's moirail, is devastated.

02/10/14
"======> Be the green-blooded female."

You cannot be the green-blooded female, because the green-blooded female is dead.

15/09/14
"======>"

The pair seem frightened. You think if you were them, you would better understand.

09/09/14
"Mystery troll clown-girl: Look to your right."

The clown girl looks to her right and see these two fuckers. How the hell did they avoid the large subjugglator group that just made this big mess? You actually were just following behind them, picking off straggling lowbloods. There was no need to be getting involved with adults.

08/09/14
"======>"

Can't you slaughter the emperor's subjects without him breathing down your neck about it?
Apparently not.

04/09/14
"======>"

Jeez, what's that guy's problem?

04/09/14
"======>"

EE: SO W)(-ER-E -EXACTLY /AR-E/ YOU?
CH: that
CH: IS a MOTHERFUCKING hella OF the THING that WOULD be A question
CH: IF that BE meaning I knew THE motherfucking ANSWER to It
CH: YA dig BRO?

EE: OAR YOU TRYING TO SAY YOUR LOST??
CH: i GUESS?
EE: YOU'R-E GLUBBING WIT)( M-E RIG)(T? W)(Y? W)(Y NOW? OF ALL T)(-E TIM-ES YOU COULD FRIGAT-E W)(-ER-E YOU OAR??
CH: you MOTHERFUCKING had BEEN telling A bitch THAT she SHOULD be SYSTEM cleaning HERSELF when violence BE trying TO escape
CH: SO i DID

EE: AG)(G)(G)(G)(G)(G)(G)(G!!!
EE: I CAN'T B-EFR-E-EF YOU
EE: I SAID W)(-EN YOU'R-E -E-ELING AGITAT-ED GO A)(-EAD KRILL SOM-EFIN,
EE: BUT NOT RIG)(T NOW!
EE: W-E AR-E IN T)(-E MIDDL-E OF SOM-EFIN!!
EE: IN CAS--E YOUR DULL JUGGALO BRAIN )(ASN'T FIGUR-ED T)(AT OUT

CH: I be PLANNIN to BE up AND motherfuckin PLAYIN brother
CH: THERES no NEED to BE

EE: NO
EE: STOP RIG)(T T)(-ER-E
EE: T)(-ER-E IS N-E-ED
EE: WAT-ERV-ER
EE: ILL C)(ANG-E T)(-E ORC-ER
EE: CONGRATULATIONS FIS)(S)(IT
EE: YOAR NOW FUCKING LAST
EE: GOOD-GLUBING-LUCK

-eternalEmperor has ceased trolling caligonousHarlequin-
CH: :o(

03/09/14
"Jaykay: Troll the purple blood."

EE: AR--E YOU AWAK--E BY ANY C)(ANC--E?
EE: S)(-ELLO??

CH: hey MOTHERFUCKER!
CH: how YOUER shit BE happenin?

EE: ON T)(-E C)(ANC-E OF SOUNDING LIK-E T)(AT IDIOT TA,
EE: US-E S-ENT-ENC-ES FOR GLUBS )(AK-E!!!

CH: :o/
CH: why?

EE: B-ECAUS-E ITS GLUBBIN ANNOYING T)(ATS W)(Y!!
CH: WHAT you WANT?
EE: T)(-E GAM-E IS TUNADAY
EE: AND IM C)(-ECKING ON MY T-EAM
EE: MAKING S)(OR-E T)(AT -EV-ERYFIN IS IN OARD-ER

CH: yeah
CH: IT be BEIN all HELLA chill
CH: AND the STUFF completely MOTHERFUCKING done :o)
CH: HONK

EE: GOOD
EE: NO PROBL-EMS?

CH: nada
EE: W)(AL--E, W)(ATS CARPING US FROM PLAYING NOW?
CH: UHHHH
CH: carping?

EE: STOPPING YOU IMB-ECIL-E!!
CH: OH
CH: well NOTHING i GUESS...
CH: BUT you CHECKED on LE?
CH: I heard SOME wicked SHIT bout HER
CH: an NOT WANTIN to BE playin ANY fuckin MORE

EE: W)(AT DID YOU DO??!?
CH: nothin!
CH: YA know HER
CH: always FLIPPING her WICKED shit
CH: I didnt BE the ONE to GET her STARTED
CH: just GOT the END motherfucking TAIL of IT
CH: yknow?

EE: GO FIX IT!
CH: HOW?
EE: I DONT GIV-E A GLUB
EE: BUT S)(-E IS T)(-E MOIST IMPORTANT GLUBB-ER ON OAR T-EAM

CH: thats A lot GLUBS
EE: S)(UT UP AND DO IT
CH: she SAYS an I be QUOTING
CH: "stfu idc u kno i was playing anyway"
CH: so YEAH

EE: I )(OP-E YOU UND-ERSTAND )(OW GLUBBING MUC)( I AM GOING TO KRILL BOT)( OF YOU
CH: but THIS motherfucker AINT been DOIN shit
EE: ...
CH: :o)
EE: NO
EE: JUST
EE: JUST GLUBBING STOP

CH: i THOUGHT you BE sayin CARP now
EE: MOVING T)(-E GLUB ON
EE: L-ETS S-ET UP OAR CONN-ECTION

CH: i WOULD be ALL shit AND hella FUCKIN down WITH that MIRACULOUS noise BUT i GOTTA be BUSY right NOW with SOME shit SO why DONT that SHIT go DOWN some TIME that AINT right NOW?
EE: I TROUT YOU SAID YOU W-ER-E R-EADY??
CH: yeah
CH: but I aint ONE to BE at MY hive RIGHT at THIS moment

26/08/14
"Jaykay: Get the fuck out of there."

You escape and change your clothes rather quickly. There was no need for any of that. You promise yourself that there will be no more bullshit today, only very serious business. Today is no day for games. Well it is, but only one game.

26/08/14
"Jaykay: Get in."

THIS WAS AN AWFUL IDEA! SERIOUSLY WHY THE FUCK DID YOU THINK THIS WOULD BE SOMETHING THAT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO FUCKING DO??

25/08/14
"Jaykay: Check out your recuperacoon."

You check out your recuperacoon. Nothing appears to be wrong with it. You don't know why you had the sudden inspiration to look exactly there. Oh well. Some things are never known.

22/08/14
"Jaykay: Sip sugary bullshit beverage. "

What? You mean this shit you have when you need to quickly pacify your moirail? You suppose there is no real harm in trying some.

There is actually no other possible outcome in paradox space, so your reaction picture, which is you nearly throwing up because how nasty this shit tastes, is readily supplied in the bottom right hand corner.

You find it stupid that you really thought you might like this abysmal tasting sugary drink.

31/07/14
"======>"

You are also a SEA DWELLER. Which makes you ROYAL especially since you have the most noble blood possible. Only you, your ancestor, and a monster of the deep share it. GL'BGOLYB, also known as SPEAKER OF THE VAST GLUB, is your lusus and currently the only other live sharer of your blood.

This makes you the HEIR for Endofetian rulership, and, under normal circumstances, would place you in considerable jeopardy. Luckily you ELIMINATED that danger a few sweeps ago. The past emperor HER ROYAL CULLER is dead, and has been since you were only 7 sweeps old. You should consider yourself LUCKY that the past Emperor's moirail FLIPPED HER SHIT, but you donât. You actually had a big part in it, and it wasnât luck, but SKILL, that led you to the throne. Of course, you have always had big plans to achieve your title, but never actually got past the point where you successfully took the throne.

Recently, politics have been a MESS. Some IDIOT PURPLE BLOOD is stirring up shit because you have âno real battle experience.â Seriously, fuck that guy. YOUâVE FOUGHT BEFORE! Youâve taken down a total of SIX TROLLS with your trident, and even more with your HARPOON GUN. You prefer to keep your harpoon gun HUSH HUSH though. Itâs TRADITION for the ruler of your planet to use a 2X3 TRIDENT, and although you HATE THAT STUPID THING, you must abide to tradition. Otherwise your stupid advisors will bitch about how the people wonât respect you. You HATE POLITICS.
On a lighter note, you like to COLLECT THINGS. Your collection consist of ANY RARE OR UNIQUE OBJECT, like YOURSELF. Anything that is ONE-OF-A-KIND draws you in like BAIT ON A HOOK. You have a vast amount of JEWELS AND STRANGE CONTRAPTIONS that you canât figure out how to operate, but you always want MORE. You have been told you have accumulated something of a DRAGONâS HOARD, but anyone who would call it that obviously DOESNâT DESERVE YOUR TIME. Either that or they want a piece of it for themselves. You are very suspicious about THIEVES.

You look forward to using your reign to make Endofet the CENTER OF UNIVERSAL ACTIVITY, and encourage more adult trolls to RETURN HOME. You will rule from the depths of the ocean, where you FEEL THE SAFEST. Of course, this is all assuming your little stunt with this GAME works.

Your trolltag is eternalEmperor and you )(AV-E A )(ARD TIM-E NOT G-ETTING PISS-ED AT âEVERYON-E.

What will you do?

31/07/14
"======> What's this young troll's name?"

Your name is Jaykay Peixes, and you are NOT young. You are 9 whole sweeps old and people better respect that!

31/07/14
"======>"

Well that's too bad, because you're stuck with this asshole.

06/07/14
"Karkit: Be the sea dweller."

Do you mean this cutie?

04/07/14
"Karkit: Wait. "

You have no other choice. You'll have to wait for your other two friends to get their shit together. At least you're not waiting for all twelve players, just your team. Trying to lead everyone would be a nightmare. You can handle your morial and matesprit.
Besides, waiting a little while couldn't hurt anyone. Could it?

03/07/14
"======>"

You drop the double disks into your deck. Luckily, because they are different versions of the same thing, your sylladex accepts them as a mirror of each other.

03/07/14
"======>"

Here it is, SBURG.
You think its sounds a little strange, especially for something distributed planet wide. Maybe if someone with a little more understanding of the public's wishes had distributed the game, it would be called something else.

03/07/14
"Karkit: Search for your copy of the game."

Oh! That was easy.
You feel as if that had not been there moments ago. You dismiss this feeling because it is preposterous.

02/07/14
"Where is your copy of the game?"

Hmm. That's a good question.

02/07/14
"======>"

Well, that seems to be the end of that.

30/06/14
"======>"

What a nice troll. In fact, she is probably the nicest person you know. It's strange because of her high blood caste, but you try your best to treat all castes as equal as possible, so you've never asked her about it.

28/06/14
"Karkit: Answer your friend. "

SM: HI!
SM: Sooo I Vas Vondering
SM: About the Vhole game thingy
SM: Vhale
SM: Ve'll be on different teams
SM: Right?
SM: But no hard feelings on anyfin like that right?
SM: Cause that Vould be reely DUMB! (╯°□°)╯

PA: Hello SM.
PA: 6nd yes, I 6gree. Us h6ving 6ny sort of h6rd feelings or resentment would 9e 6 sh6me, 6nd 69solutely unnecess6ry.

SM: Ok GREAT! ლ(╹◡╹ლ)
SM: I eel much beta noV.

PA: Yes, 6lthough I never h6d 6ny 6pprehension 69out our friendship f6iling, I now c6n s6y I feel "9et6" 69out it.
SM: ^v^
SM: Yay!!!
SM: Y'knoV, I'm not actshorelly "supposed" to be glubbing Vith you. ¬_¬

PA: Hm? Is th6t so? If it's not too intrusive, m6y I 6sk whose 6dvice 6re you not following 6t the moment?
SM: Pfft
SM: It Vasn't adWice
SM: And I dont folloV orders Vell ^v^

PA: 6h, I see. It w6s SV then.
SM: HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT?
PA: Well, it w6s 6ctu6lly simple. You told me the person ordered you, not 6sked. This immedi6tely elimin6ted C6. It w6s either SV or TS. I took 6 wild guess.
PA: 6lso, she h6s 9een quite 9o6stful over the f6ct she is your te6m's le6der.
PA: The 9l6ck te6m, I w6s told it is c6lled. 6m I correct?

SM: Yes
SM: VoV
SM: That Vas reely krilliant! L(・o・)」

PA: H6rdly. Simple logic.
SM: VaterWer
SM: I'm glubbing it krilliant

PA: Do 6s you like.
SM: Oh no!
PA: 6re you h6ving some sort of issue?
SM: UGH yes
SM: I'm being glubbing trolled by dicks (ᗒᗩᗕ)՞

PA: Sounds unfortun6te.
SM: Yeah
SM: I'm reel sorry Karkit
SM: I haWe to jump the plank (っ- ‸ - ς)

PA: H6ve fun, I'll 9e here w6iting for my dysfunction6l te6m to get everything together.
SM: BYE!! ^v^
PA: I'll see you soon, hopefully.

28/06/14
"Karkit: Retrieve your other husktop."

It seems that sirenMonolog is the troll who is messaging you. That would be a nice change of pace. She yells at people a lot less than your loud as hell matesprit.

Before answering her, you consider your relationship with him. It's been quite distant lately. You have a distinct feeling the relationship won't be long lasting, even if he claims you'll be together forever. You feel different, but now isn't the time for dealing with that. You're leaving your friend hanging here.

28/06/14
"======>"

As you sit, thinking about where to throw your old husktop, a distinct ping sounds off. It's your other husktop. Someone is trolling you again.

28/06/14
"======>"

Well, there goes another husktop. Luckily, you know someone with a seemingly limitless supply of husktops. You'll have to message her later. Until then you can just carry your husktop around.
What complications could possibly come from that?

26/06/14
"Karkit: Toss the offending husktop against the wall."

Perfect.

26/06/14
"Karkit: Attempt to fix it."

You attempt to fix your husktop by pounding your closed fist against the screen. You get no positive response. In fact, you think you might have made it worse. You only have one choice.

26/06/14
"======>"

Son of a bitch.

26/06/14
"======>"


AC: X33-H3Y
AC: X33-KARKIT AR3 YOU TH3R3
AC: X33-THIS IS IMPORTANT

PA: Hello.
AC: X33-WHATS WRONG
PA: I don't know wh6t you 6re implying.
AC: X33-OK WHAT3V3R
PA: I just don't underst6nd why some trolls find throwing severed he6ds 6t 6n unsuspecting victim's window remotely enjoy69le. It's completely disgusting 6nd t6kes forever to cle6n.
AC: X33-AGAIN?
PA: Yes, 6g6in.
AC: X33-W3LL IT WONT MATT3R SOON RIGHT
AC: X33-TH3 GAM3 AND ALL THAT

PA: Wh6t does th6t m6tter? Th6t just me6ns I'll h6ve to cle6n it SOONER.
AC: X33-...
AC: X33-YOUR GOING TO CL3AN IT
AC: X33-B3FUR TH3 WORLD 3NDS

PA: Yes.
AC: X33-WHY TH3 FUCK WOULD THAT THOUGHT 3V3N **COM3** TO YOUR MIND
PA: I don't w6nt the world to end, 6nd end up tr6pped inside 6 9loody hive.
AC: X33-W3LL ABOUT THAT
PA: Wh6t?
AC: X33-T3CHNICAL ISSU3S
PA: Like?
AC: X33-MY COPY IS
AC: X33-UND3R MY LUSUS

PA: 6re you fucking serious?
AC: X33-I CANT JUST WAK3 HIM UP YOU KNOW
PA: 6nd you think my logic is skewed. C6n you not simply re6ch under him?
AC: X33-NO
AC: X33-NO I CANT
AC: X33-H3S IN A MOOD
AC: X33-AND I DONT WANT TO MAK3 HIM MOR3 MAD
AC: X33-WHAT DO YOU WANT M3 TO DO

PA: I W6NT YOU TO DE6L WITH IT!
PA: Do you not underst6nd the severity of this situ6tion?
PA: From wh6t I've g6thered 69out this g6me, the world will end whether we pl6y this g6me or not. The g6me will simply function 6s 6n esc6pe route th6t only the pl6yers c6n utilize.
PA: This is liter6lly life or de6th, 6nd you're telling me you don't w6nt to h6ve to de6l with your lusus 9eing 6 little 6git6ted?
PA: Is this wh6t you're 6ttempting to tell me?

AC: X33-NO
AC: X33-MAYB3
AC: X33-Y3S
AC: X33-FIN3
AC: X33-ILL FUCKING G3T IT
AC: X33-BUT YOU FUCKING OW3 M3

PA: I'll 9e sure to 6dd it to the growing list of things I "owe" you. It should 9e re6ching monstrous proportions 9y now.
AC: X33-*IM ROLLING MY 3Y3S*
PA: Do wh6t you w6nt, 9ut get your g6me. 6lright?
AC: X33-FIN3
AC: X33-AND WHIL3 W3R3 TALKING
AC: X33-HAPPY WIGGLING DAY

PA: Wh6t's so h6ppy 69out it?
PA: Disreg6rding th6t st6tement, I 6ccept your wishes.

AC: X33-<3
PA: <3

25/06/14
"======>"

25/06/14
"======>"

Unfortunately, this means you have to have two of EVERYTHING. You know someone who wouldn't mind that small price for a nifty deck, but it drives you up the wall.

25/06/14
"Karkit: Fetch your husktop. "

You begin to fiddle with your sylladex. You run a fetch system called mirror. You must have two of any item you wish to captchalogue. It can be a pain in the ass sometimes, but it makes for quick retrieval.

25/06/14
"======>"

It seems that someone is pestering you.

25/06/14
"======>"

You are going to pretend that didn't just happen.

24/06/14
"Karkit: Don't fall off. "

SON OF A FUCK.

24/06/14
"======>"

Well, isn't this just turning out to be the best wiggling day ever. Could it possibly get any worse?

24/06/14
"Karkit: Throw something at this fucker."

Too late.
It seems this was a head-and-run. The asshole didn't stick around to see the aftermath. How fucking typical of a blueblood.

24/06/14
"Karkit: Look out your window."

Just some random blueblood fucking around in a rust blood neighborhood. If you had a cane you would shake it threateningly while ranting about how they needed to stay out of your lawnring. Unfortunately, you do not have a cane to shake.

24/06/14
"YOUR FUCKING WINDOW!!"

You were "headed"! AGAIN!!
Do those fuckers know how long it takes to clean that off? Do they not understand the long lasting pain and anger it causes? No. They obviously do not.

(For convenient reference, being "headed" is the Endofetian equivalent of being "egged". Some asshole throws an egg, or in this case a severed head, at a house, hive, and forces the owner to clean it. It is highly disrespectful and dangerous. Having the blood of a troll higher than your own caste is grounds for a culling.)

24/06/14
"======>"

YOUR WINDOW!!

24/06/14
"What happened to your window?"

24/06/14
"======>"

This is just an old horror movie poster. You've had it since forever, and it's actually the only wall decoration you own. Even if the movie itself is just for wigglers, the poster has earned your respect by surviving a hive fire and a sickle attack. You hate to admit it, but the thing has sort of grown on you.

24/06/14
"Karkit: Examine the poster to your right."

What, this?

24/06/14
"======>"

Your name is KARKIT VANTAS. And you are, tonight, 7 sweeps old. It is your WRIGGLING DAY, which is barely even worth mentioning. It is nothing but a stupid anniversary to mark another sweep survived on this shit hole of a planet. You suppose that should be something to be proud of, but you aren't about to celebrate or do anything strange like that.

You have a large range of INTERESTS. You have a passion for RIDICULOUSLY AND HORRIBLY TERRIFYING MOVIES. This makes you very superstitious and gullible to strange noises during the day. You absolutely hate all computers with a fiery passion, and you are COMPLETELY HORRIBLE AT USING THEM. You tend to end up breaking any computers you touch, and even exploded a couple on âcomplete accident.â If you ever attempted to program it would definitely damage the machines on which they were executed. When you mature, you wish to be a leader in the rebellion that is taking place on your planet. That is, if it lasts that long. You like to practice with your REALLY COOL WEAPONS, and you often find yourself in pinches where you must use them. This is mostly due to your pesky ex-kismesis.

You like to chat with some of your other troll pals, although some often DRIVE YOU FUCKING INSANE. You have been trying out a new chat client beta called TROLLIAN, and you are HAVING A LOT OF PROBLEMS MAKING IT WORK FOR YOU.

Your trolltag is paranormalActuality and you speak in a manner th6t is 6lmost 6lw6ys s6rc6stic and suspicious.

You hope to play a game with 2 of your pals today, but nothing is going right yet.

23/06/14
"Enter name."

23/06/14
"======>"

Who is this young troll girl?

23/06/14
"======>"

Let's take a closer look.

22/06/14
"======>"

The name of this new planet is Endofet.
How unbelievably obvious.

22/06/14
"Enter name."

You briefly consider entering a bullshit name, but in your confusion over the fact that you have never heard of this planet, you actually enter the correct name. Congratulations, hopefully you keep this high maturity up.

22/06/14
"The Delta Trolls OLD VERSION"

THIS IS THE OLD VERSION OF THE DELTA TROLLS
Please read the new one by clicking the above picture!

You see a new planet. It doesn't match your mental picture of Earth or Alternia. A Google search reassures your feeling. What could this mysterious planet be named?