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21/05/17
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Exams are still happening, but I can put up something at times. In the meantime, join the discord
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You activate your TELEKINESIS.

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"Yumi: Jump."

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"Yumi: Locate noise source."

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And you believe there is company nearby.

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You are now Yumi.

21/05/17
"Ulrich: Be someone else."

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GC: what the hell something's happening on my end!
PR: it's shaking a lot over here
PR: tf

GC: what the hell is going on????

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GC: did her supercomputer get fried or something when we were all entering the medium or something?
GC: everything about this is ridiculous to the extent that it's almost funny
GC: i mean what happened to lyoko after we entered anyway
GC: is it gone?
GC: or are these just planet replikas

PR: i think i'm gonna play it safe and go with the latter
PR: also you're pretty much rambling by now

GC: aren't you at least curious?
PR: well yeah
PR: but what can i or anyone else other than july or juley do about it?
PR: we just gotta see where this all goes you know
PR: we literally thought it was just a game but you know
PR: it isn't

GC: fine :/
PR: wait
PR: hold up

GC: what

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GC: i wonder if anyone else has our sectors as they're planets?

PR: i mean
PR: there are only four sectors including sector 5
PR: and maybe even the digital sea if you wanna count that as a sector?
PR: so no

GC: hmm
GC: that makes sense

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PR: what do you mean you too?
PR: you're here in the desert?
PR: we don't share any qualities or genes whatsoever

GC: no
GC: i mean with having a lyoko sector for a planet
GC: how could that not have been obvious?

PR: whatever
PR: which sector are you on?

GC: the forest
GC: but without our usual friendly lyoko monsters pummelling me this time
GC: instead it's the sburb game enemies

PR: obviously
GC: what have you been doing?
PR: getting grist
PR: after my sprite straight up zapped me out of my room house because he couldn't figure out how pokemon work

GC: what
PR: yumi's pikachu plush somehow got into my sprite after one of helena's paintlings went in
PR: pic-O right?
PR: i mean i wouldn't blame him i wouldn't know how to deal with electric powers suddenly blowing up in my face every two minutes [/color
[color=6700bf] GC: lol

21/05/17
"Ulrich: Answer GC."


giantpurpleCat [GC] began pestering perturbRacer [PR]


GC: hey
PR: great
PR: you came to leave some whimsy message before taking off odd?
PR: frankly it's getting really old at this point man

GC: what
GC: no come on
GC: i actually came to talk about what's been going on so far
GC: my planet is kinda strange

PR: yeah
PR: i'm on the desert sector it seems

GC: wait you too?

21/05/17
"Ulrich: Get pestered."

You are about to gather the grist when this bozo messages you. You wonder how long this conversation will last.

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You fuse back together again. You have to thank July again for having your LYOKO POWERS set into your real self.

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You think that should be enough for now.

You put away your TWIN SABRES.

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And here you are.

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The enemies are absolutely caught off guard by your SPEED! The cannot even see you now.

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It looks like someone has been agitated.

19/05/17
"Aelita: View the icon."

Too slow as usual.

We are now in a different land, but not so different.

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ANDREW: the description you gave me fits what attacked them as well
ANDREW: more specifically involving ino shikamaru choji kiba and lee
ANDREW: they were all on someones planet i guess grist hunting when the whole place was on fire
ANDREW: hell it was green!
ANDREW: and then that thing appeared

AELITA: Oh no
AELITA: Hey wait
AELITA: Andrew

ANDREW: what
AELITA: What did you do?
ANDREW: what
AELITA: Your hand is bloody
ANDREW: yeah it is i just got bit by a venus meat trap
AELITA: Your other hand you dingus
AELITA: Have you been messing with the injury??

ANDREW: hey i wanna see if its ok yet!
AELITA: Just wait for a bit
AELITA: Jesus

ANDREW: whatever
ANDREW: also
ANDREW: whats with that icon on the interface

AELITA: What icon?
ANDREW: this icon!

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AELITA: ...
AELITA: It was...
AELITA: Um

ANDREW: whats the matter
AELITA: I...
AELITA: Can't remember
AELITA: Anything about what that person looked like!
AELITA: It literally just happened I could have died

ANDREW: how is that even possible
AELITA: It's like if something didn't want me to remember who or what had tried to kill the three of us
AELITA: Everything is just gone about that individual
AELITA: Sort of blacked out

ANDREW: well at least we know what it looks like
ANDREW: matter of fact
ANDREW: this reminds me of another thing that happened a while ago

AELITA: What?
ANDREW: it involved some of the konoha ninjas


19/05/17
"Aelita: Pull up an interface."



AELITA: Well whatever it is
AELITA: It can't be good
AELITA: Albeit I also wouldn't be surprised if it was because I forgot to feed him
AELITA: Jowlum made that quite clear just now

ANDREW: probably
ANDREW: whyd it took you so long to get back here though
ANDREW: besides having to jump from planet to planet

AELITA: Mmm...
ANDREW: does it have anything to do with what you wanted to talk about?
AELITA: Yes
AELITA: While I was retrieving Lucy after I found Hinata
AELITA: Someone or something attacked us

ANDREW: attacked you?
ANDREW: you mean like one of the archagents??

AELITA: No
AELITA: It appeared to be a player considering the striped socks and red shoes

ANDREW: what
AELITA: It was so terrifying
AELITA: I think it was

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19/05/17
"Aelita: Take Andrew to a tower."



AELITA: Malum sure is antsy today
ANDREW: yeah i wouldnt know why

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AELITA: Does it hurt too much?
ANDREW: not really?
ANDREW: i mean he used to do it a lot even when i would come up here without you around
ANDREW: it still hurts though

AELITA: Since the towers are right over there we can get a quick healing done for you
AELITA: Should clean this up first

ANDREW: ok

18/05/17
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AELITA: Not today under this glass roof

18/05/17
"Aelita: Tackle the situation."

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ANDREW: willlldooOOOH FUCKING HELL!!!
AELITA: !!!
JOWLUM: you piece of SHIT not AGAIN!

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ANDREW: oh hush its a good idea
AELITA: What's your idea?
ANDREW: we havent had a good ol' jam session in a while
ANDREW: so maybe we could have one before getting back to sburb hm?

AELITA: Sounds like a plan
AELITA: Except
AELITA: Hinata and Lucy are still unconscious right now
AELITA: Wouldn't house or whatever genre we play wake them up?

ANDREW: maybe
ANDREW: we can do it after they wake up

AELITA: What if
AELITA: They don't wake up :(

ANDREW: i doubt it
ANDREW: theyre all pretty tough so i believe in them
ANDREW: say it with me now

AELITA: Heheheh
ANDREW: lets get

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ANDREW: hey i have an idea
AELITA: Hahah oh no

18/05/17
"Andrew + Aelita: Get down to business."

Let's get wild

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AELITA: It's about that time again
ANDREW: oh yeah
XERLIS: yay!

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AELITA: Yes what about them
ANDREW: nothing
ANDREW: just
ANDREW: god damn no wonder vinice said you did the thing

AELITA: Did what thing?
AELITA: I still have no idea what thing this thing is

ANDREW: because its the thing!
AELITA: Bluh
AELITA: Look I found the plants and I thought they were interesting and decided to grow them along with the ever growing forest in here

ANDREW: theyre interesting alright :o
ANDREW: god i wish i had eyes emoji on me right now

AELITA: Damn it andrew!
ANDREW: what
ANDREW: do you wanna know what the thing is by any chance?

AELITA: Yes I'm getting even more curious and maybe even annoyed
ANDREW: alright
ANDREW: the colours

AELITA: What about the colo-
AELITA: Wait a minute

ANDREW: :
AELITA: Oh geez
AELITA: Should I find myself in the nearest dust bin because of how ridiculous all this is

ANDREW: LOL
ANDREW: nah probably not
ANDREW: it could be a sign though?

AELITA: What could my overly conveniently coloured anima plants have anything to do with signs
ANDREW: they just could you never know considering the particular hues they are
ANDREW: considering they are like the beta and alpha kids

AELITA: Well whatever
AELITA: That is most likely neither here nor there and most likely will never be
AELITA: Besides

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REWM: Its not very uncommon for us to come across a predicament that requires our attention
UNAMA: its still annoying though
REWM: The others are within The Sacred Tree roots
REWM: And have already begun to use revival ways to bring it back
REWM: So far
REWM: Again it is taking some time
REWM: So it should be ok in due time
REWM: Just not now

ALVERÉ: The rest of us shall take care of Hinata and Lucy for you if the game must require your attention.
AELITA: Alright
AELITA: It's good to see you're all still energetic as ever though
AELITA: I wouldn't know what to do without you all or the help

DARMU: That is kind of you
ANDREW: well looks like things should be going ok for now
ANDREW: if were allowed to take a breather
ANDREW: hm
ANDREW: hey lita
ANDREW: i see youre still growing those glows over there

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AELITA: So you're saying that
AELITA: Sburb can't handle real magic of any kind?

XERLIS: hey! what do we know?
XERLIS: this is a level were still trying to figure out
XERLIS: even if most of us were born and raised in the greenhouse and have pretty much been around techy stuff most of our lives
XERLIS: its still not our strong point

JOWLUM: we might as well make it that
JOWLUM: otherwise well be left in the DUST like sitting ducks

ANDREW: youre not wrong there
ANDREW: sburb does remove what it considers worthless space if it doesnt contribute anything to the alpha timeline
ANDREW: unless you cheat
ANDREW: which is i guess
ANDREW: kind of what were already doing??
ANDREW: with all the sort of twinking happening
ANDREW: and even then if you dont do it right you can still get sent off

PROFUM: well crap
AELITA: Now then
AELITA: What to do about the problem before us
AELITA: You all said you were taking care of it, right?
AELITA: Are you sure you won't need my help

REWM: It wont really be necessary, Empress

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UNAMA: were all very good at healing
UNAMA: since its pretty much the basic of good magic beings
UNAMA: its just that
UNAMA: maybe the weather does have something to do with it like alveré said

AELITA: What else are you thinking may be the problem
UNAMA: maybe its the game youre playing now
UNAMA: like its more literal since were all in it somehow

ANDREW: that is true
KEYSTONE: Because of this
KEYSTONE: It is rendering everything down to what would be expected of any average object should become in different conditions
KEYSTONE: Depending on those conditions
KEYSTONE: However the plants we have are just
KEYSTONE: Not that

JOWLUM: not average plants?
KEYSTONE: Yes
ALVERÉ: Flora from Spletonia are already another topic on their own, so it is not that up for discussion as to why they are back to their regular state.
ALVERÉ: The Sacred Tree is from our home in Yopkem.
ALVERÉ: The environment is made up of magic.
ALVERÉ: Perhaps this game considers magic in general as taboo and is unsure of how to handle something that is actually real and not, well.

JERAVU: a fake thing
ALVERÉ: Yes.

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AELITA: So what should we do in the meantime while Lucy and Hinata are recuperating?
ANDREW: one thing im a little iffy about is the tree
AELITA: I feel the same
ALVERÉ: It has never gone through such a state like it is now.
ALVERÉ: It is definitely associated with the weather.

DARMU: Even though the greenhouse has been restored it is still taking time to come back as the other plants have
JOWLUM: i can say FOR SURE that Malum is alive and KICKING
JOWLUM: so yeah everything is alive
JOWLUM: as alive as something alive can be

KEYSTONE: It was certainly an entertaining scene to watch
JERAVU: no do not i am gonna wheeze again
JOWLUM: oh shut UP already!
DARMU: Dear, no
ANDREW: jebus
ANDREW: wait no its jeebus what have been saying

AELITA: Hahahhh!
ANDREW: i am literally the one who misspoke it at first turned it into a thing and then now its just getting out of hand
ANDREW: soon what itll become
ANDREW: jeb
ANDREW: wait no

AELITA: If this was in the public memo
AELITA: It would have crashed from the sheer amount of traffic it would receive from just you doing that
AELITA: You did that Andrew
AELITA: Would have actually but who cares

ALVERÉ: *Cough*.
AELITA: Yes Alveré we did not forget about the pressing matters
ALVERÉ: Thank you.

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AELITA: How did you guys get this upgraded version of the alchemiter?
AELITA: Dave Strider had to acquire specific items in order to get it like this
AELITA: Some of which we don't even have

ANDREW: well July was almost ready for a lot of things before we entered the medium
ANDREW: so she most likely had this in stock as a test run since its arguably a less cumbersome mechanic
ANDREW: maybe she has another or final upgrade backed up who knows

AELITA: Interesting
AELITA: Is she online now?

ANDREW: mm dont think so
ANDREW: she was still pretty busy when she was guiding me and Bereelunasprite

AELITA: I guess we should leave her be for now
BEREELUNASPRITE: most of the faeries are awake now
BEREELUNASPRITE: but not all of them
BEREELUNA: the ones awake are trying to bring The Sacred Tree back

AELITA: Yes
AELITA: It's been in catatonic conditions since I woke up
AELITA: I hope it can be revived at least

BEREELUNASPRITE: were good at that
BEREELUNASPRITE: at least the faerie in me
BEREELUNASPRITE: so dont worry about it

JERAVU: yeah!
JERAVU: and we are all gonna help the big ones over there too, empress!

AELITA: That definitely lessens the work load
AELITA: Initially I was going to have them healed in the towers but
AELITA: I don't think it would work fast enough for those whose genetic imprint has been implemented into the supercomputer
AELITA: If the phenomena we are currently engaged in confirms anything

ANDREW: it was better to bring them here anyway

17/05/17
"Aelita: Speak with Andrew."



ANDREW: you look absolutely trashed
AELITA: I've been running back and forth carrying sacks of flesh on my back just to get them back here, of course I'm pretty tired
ANDREW: im not talking necessarily about the physical aspect
ANDREW: considering one spletonian can carry more than the average weight of like a god damn right whale
ANDREW: and those can get to 88.18 tons
ANDREW: im more so pointing out the emotional strain
ANDREW: like youve just seen some shit

AELITA: You can probably call it that
AELITA: We'll talk about it soon
AELITA: Right now
AELITA: We have to help these two

ANDREW: right
AELITA: Also I see everyone got down to business once I left
AELITA: Thank you

ANDREW: July told me i should probably head over here so i could bring the layout of the place back to normal
ANDREW: also your work table was out of commission
ANDREW: how the hell did that happen?

AELITA: Shenanigans
ANDREW: of course -_-

17/05/17
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And that is that.

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And it seems like they fixed this up as well.

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It appears he, Bereelunasprite and July have been busy fixing the place, as well as expanding it.

And it looks like the alchemiter has been upgraded as well. That should definitely come in handy and promote less scampering about between machinery.

16/05/17
"Andrew: Lend a hand."

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It's your BROTHER.

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16/05/17
"Aelita: Look up."

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Success.

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"Aelita: Promptly bounce the hell outta there."

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He suggests you bounce out of here.

Things are clearly about to get a little heated.

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Oh.

Well that explains everything.

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Hey, you did not get blown to smithereens!

You wonder how you could still be alive right now?

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Oh it's a foe, it's a foe ITS A FOE!!!!!!!!!!

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Why is she here?

And why does she look like that?

Maybe this [image] is from another timeline? Perhaps she came to give you assistance! Yes that is most likely the case.

... Are you friends or foes?

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29/04/17
"!!!"

Is that...???



v Ignore the link below.

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What in the world...?

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28/04/17
"Aelita: Halt."

What for?

Why would you need to do that...

28/04/17
"Aelita: Tend to the befallen."

You think you can be able to resuscitate them in some way. It's gonna be a tough trek back to a tower, if there is even one in the area for that matter.

The game only just started, so this kind of nonsense shouldn't be being pulled so early really.

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27/04/17
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Oh you thank whatever heavenly body is out there that everything was not what you were thinking. And by heavenly body you guess pertains to the ones in the sky.

No halved bodies done here, no trouble at all!

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"Aelita: Haul."

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Oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god

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Oh this can't be good.

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"Aelita: Traverse some more."

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You are in a new territory now.

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27/04/17
"Aelita: Depart."

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You have the dangdest feeling something is up.

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24/04/17
"Aelita: Turn around."

You don't see anything...

24/04/17
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Huh?

What was that? Something seems off here.

24/04/17
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It's definitely worse than you thought. Better put this gig into high gear.

24/04/17
"Aelita: Hoist."

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Oh geez...

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Oh no.

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Wait...

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You should take a closer look.

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Time for an alternative route.

22/04/17
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Holy crap it's hard to walk here.

22/04/17
"Aelita: Blindly trek through complete fuckall."

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22/04/17
"Aelita: Leave tower."

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Besides. Now's not the time for games...

22/04/17
"Aelita: Stick the landing."

Instead of sticking the landing like always you unceremoniously fall flat on your behind.

What? You're still fatigued from being under layers of shitty snow and unfortunately obtained frost bite. Can't always have nice things.

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AT: even if she is impulsive

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AT: i trust her

15/04/17
"Aelita: Drop."

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BEREELUNASPRITE: should we really leave her to her own devices though?
BEREELUNASPRITE: not to sound condescending but she likes to do what she thinks shes capable of doing a lot of the time
BEREELUNASPRITE: and im a little concerned about that %(|:/

AT: heh
AT: im sure its nothing to worry about

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AT: i mean youre doing the same 'not saying anything' thing as well but i guess ill leave you to whatever youre about to do
AT: just make sure you tell me though!
AT: gonna be pretty peeved if you dont i mean thatd just be straight up wack since you said you would
AT: god damn it look at this place D:
AT: the bastard is eating my doritos
AT: i did not ask for this
AT: theres even empty bags stacked behind the couch
AT: not like you could see though
AT: you put the other god damn seating on top of the thing
AT: when you fell asleep again
AT: i almost got squashed by that thing
AT: coupled with the idiocy of pre parkelludasprite shenanigans we had a straight up scenario like that of that one jontron video where everyone was losing their minds
AT: it involved the inhalation of coke
AT: it was funny though
AT: couchception was born
AT: lmfao
AT: when will the cycle of stupidity end?
AT: ugh hes got a smug look
AT: the piece of shit
AT: stop eating my doritos

BEREELUNASPRITE: my brother gets hungry when hes bored
BEREELUNASPRITE: at least the brother of the twin in me

AT: wtf
BEREELUNASPRITE: aelita handed her laptop over to me
BEREELUNASPRITE: for when july returns so that the greenhouse will be 'ready'

AT: what for even?
BEREELUNASPRITE: i dont know!
BEREELUNASPRITE: i should be asking you that
BEREELUNASPRITE: since shes being a sneaky secret sneak about it

AT: blargh

14/04/17
"Aelita: Alchemize."



AT: what the hell
AT: are they in danger or something??

AP: I'm already wasting enough time right now as it is
AP: So I'll tell you later

AT: what do you mean
AT: 'tell me later'
AT: youve gotta alert people on this shit aelita why are we being all sneaky here?

AP: You sound like bereeluna right now
AP: Asking too many questions

AT: im?
AT: barely even begun to do that?

AP: Was that a joke?
AT: lets now
AT: just tell me what you plan on doing

AP: It's not like you're telling me all your business right now!
AT: yeah!
AT: because its horseshit
AT: fine
AT: im going back home to lay out some ill beats in a while before going back to this village i messed around at
AT: the locals are definitely not gonna be happy to see me probably
AT: but theyre consorts
AT: so theres that

AP: You messed up a village?
AT: it all involves a boulder
AT: and a shoppe
AT: and an unsuspecting red crocodile
AT: simply put we will not be having this conversation

AP: I'll never understand why past encounters can never be retold among us
AP: Especially

AT: nope
AT: shut up we are mashing that bs right out the convo
AT: shell hear you

AP: Oooh
AP: I'm quaking in these new boots of mine
AP: Phooey

AT: you have new clothes?
AP: Yes it's ice after all here
AT: well
AT: ok :/

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AP: With what exactly?
AP: Wait that's a silly and kind of self centred question
AP: She's the moderator after all so she's bound to be pretty busy

AT: nah thats understandable
AT: shes been offline trying to reconfigure the session so it isnt fuck up the wall and we can play right
AT: but i mean
AT: youve been offline for a while too to some extent
AT: but not really?
AT: it isnt much of a problem so no worries

AP: Mmm
AP: If you can
AP: Tell her to deal with this soon
AP: It's ridiculously cold here

AT: what
AP: It's basically the ice sector up in here
AT: ohhhh
AT: odd said hes in the forest
AT: well not my forest but the legit forest sector

AP: So there are some with the sectors of Lyoko then
AT: well yeah
AT: we dont have much intel on stuff since were just starting and all
AT: so im just learning about this from you
AT: also
AT: some people havent been responding much like you

AP: Oh?
AT: especially well
AT: lucy and hinata
AT: shinos been worried about it
AT: and loke
AT: but you know his deal

AP: Ah
AT: are they on prospit or have you seen them there at all?
AP: I've seen them
AP: But not in the sense you would think

AT: huh
AP: When I was looking in the clouds
AP: I of course saw many things
AP: I've been becoming even more drawn to them ever since we started playing it seems

AT: you and hajime do love clouds
AP: Whatever
AP: And I saw them and
AP: I have to do something
AP: And fast

14/04/17
"Aelita: Pester client."



-- angelicPace [AP] began pestering angelicTempo [AT] --

AP: Sooo
AP: Are you still alive?

AT: how dare
AP: Sorry
AP: It's always fun to jab at that

AT: yeah
AT: the physical state of my being whether it still be intact or in ruins is the funniest thing coughed up by reality
AT: hey everybody!
AT: its that loser who can barely handle himself if a monster rolls by!
AT: lets all go over there and take a big fat piss on is ego and watch him be even more of a failure than we thought possible

AP: Wow
AT: hush im having a moment here :|
AP: Have you been able to handle yourself without me?
AP: With my big knockout that happened earlier

AT: yeah
AT: i was wondering about that
AT: are you ok

AP: I had frostbite
AT: holy shit!
AT: are you ok??

AP: Key emphasis on had you boob
AP: I'm in a tower now actually

AT: oh its the same for you too huh?
AP: The same?
AP: You mean you have them as well?

AT: my land is called the land of databases and towers
AT: so i suppose yeah i have them as well

AP: Our game is a real masterpiece
AP: Well done July

AT: right?
AT: how she was able to have the virtual world brought to real life is pretty wild
AT: unless
AT: its another glitch :/

AP: Guess we'll call it that
AP: Anyway
AP: What were you doing

AT: im out running around like a lunatic with a plan
AT: the plan is grist hoarding
AT: lots of it
AT: fat stacks of them
AT: and boonies on the side to get some sick loot too

AP: Oh no
AP: Everybody get under the nearest table
AP: He's back at it again with the gamer side

AT: yes be in fear
AT: im on the highway to grist heaven on a pair o silver wings
AT: and im not coming back!

AP: You really will die early you little prick
AT: :P
AP: :9
AT: so you fell asleep again huh
AP: Yes
AP: From the impact of the meteor though
AP: I think I passed out or something but all I know is was that was an adrenaline fueled galavant I had
AP: I woke with this mild headache to meet crappy fingers
AP: But everything should be fine now

AT: but you somehow chimed in on the memo
AP: Dreamselves
AP: Remember?

AT: oh yeah
AT: selves of whimsy

AP: Do you know what July is doing?
AP: I haven't seen her online
AP: For some reason I'm offended she didn't fix my room by now :T

AT: shes been busy

14/04/17
"Aelita: Look at hand."

And it appears this is healing quite nicely.

To anyone else this would be seemingly bullshit but within these specific towers, they allow healing.

These towers shouldn't even be here for cripes sake they're all supposed to be on July's supercomputer with all the other sectors. But it seems the game brought them out. It's no longer virtual anymore.

You could really die this time.

Anywho, you guess you'll message your client already.

14/04/17
"-==>"

But these are not all of the faeries that were in the tree. The rest must be in the other towers, you're sure.

They are precious little people who need protection at all costs. Sure they can handle themselves but they are good and great. No matter how infernal they can be.

<3

11/04/17
"-==>"

The relief you are feeling is downright inviolable.

You were wondering where they all flew off to. Look at them all. Sleeping without a care.

11/04/17
"-==>"

FAERIES!!!!!!!!!!

11/04/17
"-==>"

11/04/17
"Aelita: Enter tower."

11/04/17
"Aelita: Approach with caution."

It's a little too late for that.

11/04/17
"-==>"

11/04/17
"Aelita: Exit greenhouse."

11/04/17
"Bereelunasprite: Stop this babbling lunatic."

And she's gone. Not like you could have really done anything about it anyway. She is your superior after all even if status never mattered to the tree folk part of you.

She is pretty impulsive either way.

11/04/17
"-==>"



BEREELUNASPRITE: uh
AELITA: Oh my goodness!
AELITA: I'm apalled but
AELITA: Somehow relieved!
AELITA: Talk about convenience if my unannounced hypothesis on the matter is correct

BEREELUNASPRITE: what the heck are you talking about?
AELITA: I'll be back in a while ok?
AELITA: I have something I need to have taken care of

BEREELUNASPRITE: oh lord

11/04/17
"-==>"



AELITA: About the towers encircling the domain?
BEREELUNASPRITE: 2:|)%

11/04/17
"Aelita: Take a look outside."



AELITA: Also Bereeluna
AELITA: When were you going to tell me

10/04/17
"Aelita: Properly inspect the damage."

Mostly just broken glass. As well as those plants that can't stand below zero temperatures ready to furl the hell out of here.

And some snow.

Doesn't appear it snows much in this place. Probably because the temperature levels are so ridiculously low it all turns to ice, looking at the crap piled to the stratosphere surrounding the greenhouse.

Hey something else appears to be surrounding the greenhouse too.

10/04/17
"Aelita: Stand up."



AELITA: I know I can't leave this place in a hopeless disarray
AELITA: But it is too cold for me
AELITA: And I have something to do

BEREELUNASPRITE: wait
BEREELUNASPRITE: what

AELITA: Need to find a gate first however
AELITA: I don't think the wings are gonna be efficient enough
AELITA: Also pretty tiresome to even think about using them now...

BEREELUNASPRITE: aelita what the hell are you muttering about??
AELITA: ... It's nothing
BEREELUNASPRITE: D:|)%

10/04/17
"-==>"



AELITA: Well
AELITA: What's done is done
AELITA: You did good by bringing me home bereeluna

BEREELUNASPRITE: really?
BEREELUNASPRITE: but you have frostbite!

AELITA: I should be fine
AELITA: All I need to do is get somewhere and
AELITA: Hopefully get it treated

BEREELUNASPRITE: i wish i could do something
BEREELUNASPRITE: but im still getting accustomed to being a sprite
BEREELUNASPRITE: especially since im now a faerie + animated twin of a double scouter team
BEREELUNASPRITE: kinda dont wanna find out what happens if pull some ridiculous stunt and risk causing any damage to the already trashed greenhouse

AELITA: Heh
AELITA: Thanks for being considerate I suppose

08/04/17
"-==>"

END OF YEAR 3

Let the real games begin.

06/04/17
"-==>"



BEREELUNASPRITE: i didnt want to risk making you worse than you already were
BEREELUNASPRITE: so i brought you to the only place i knew best
BEREELUNASPRITE: home

06/04/17
"Aelita: Inspect hands."



BEREELUNASPRITE: you had been out for so long
BEREELUNASPRITE: and there isnt anywhere warm to go to
BEREELUNASPRITE: at least not here

06/04/17
"-==>"



AELITA: Wait a minute
AELITA: Something's different
AELITA: It was definitely less draughty in here
AELITA: Actually it was certainly less fucking cold

BEREELUNASPRITE: um
AELITA: beree what the fuck happened to my greenhouse??
AELITA: I mean bereeluna
AELITA: Ughhh that name too long
AELITA: It's making this sore head of mine worse

BEREELUNASPRITE: its not my fault!
BEREELUNASPRITE: it was all a result of the blast from the meteor!
BEREELUNASPRITE: you went out cold after that
BEREELUNASPRITE: and have been out cold ever since

AELITA: Grrr everything is a disaster
AELITA: I am still not over the fact that this is the real deal
AELITA: At first I was excited but to see my work in ruins
AELITA: It's
AELITA: Hmm I need to chill for a minute

BEREELUNASPRITE: hehehah
BEREELUNASPRITE: wow

AELITA: Also
AELITA: Something else has been bothering me
AELITA: Two things but one is definitely more significant than the other...

BEREELUNASPRITE: oh
BEREELUNASPRITE: you notice

06/04/17
"-==>"



AELITA: Oh...
AELITA: My head...

BEREELUNASPRITE: im not surprised
BEREELUNASPRITE: you fell pretty far from here when you were doing your ridiculous acrobatics
BEREELUNASPRITE: looking like you were ready to explode
BEREELUNASPRITE: and then the rest is
BEREELUNASPRITE: well
BEREELUNASPRITE: you know

AELITA: Ugh
BEREELUNASPRITE: then i had to drag you back in here
BEREELUNASPRITE: and your phone has been going off like crazy
BEREELUNASPRITE: it was so annoying

AELITA: Ah

06/04/17
"-==>"



AELITA: ...
BEREELUNASPRITE: thank god youre awake now!
BEREELUNASPRITE: i thought we had lost you!
BEREELUNASPRITE: i was so worried i had failed you as a sprite
BEREELUNASPRITE: jesus i cant do anything right can i :(

AELITA: bereeluna
BEREELUNASPRITE: yeah?
AELITA: I'm alright
BEREELUNASPRITE: oh
BEREELUNASPRITE: good!
BEREELUNASPRITE: ugh having all these extra emotions from another is not working out for me
BEREELUNASPRITE: im all worried and junk

AELITA: mm

06/04/17
"-==>"



AELITA: What in the fuck
BEREELUNASPRITE: oh god damn it

06/04/17
"-==>"

06/04/17
"-==>"

02/04/17
"-==>"

You have been asleep for long enough.

02/04/17
"-==>"

02/04/17
"-==>"

02/04/17
"-==>"

02/04/17
"Aelita: Force yourself awake."

02/04/17
"-==>"

This is bad.

This is incredibly bad.

You believe it is about time you woke up.

02/04/17
"-==>"

02/04/17
"-==>"

02/04/17
"-==>"

30/03/17
"-==>"

An incident?

It took place not too long ago actually, and he gives an exhausted sigh. It involved someone no one had seen before and somehow already knew.

This analogy confuses you greatly, but doesn't make it any less ominous. You then ask for him to explain.

30/03/17
"Naruto: Move out the way."

You do that as this guy jumps down. You ask him if this is planet, to which he only gives a nod. He then tells you both to leave. You say no. You could almost hear the 'god dammit' most likely echoing within the cavity of his head.

You say that he should come along on your grist binge with him and Kiba, to which the other says he never agreed to that. Sasuke only looks at you for a while, and it's getting uncomfortable. He says no again.

Kiba interrupts the awkward silence to inform you both that he only came here spread the word. 'What's the word?' you ask.

It's about an incident.

30/03/17
"-==>"

Kiba. Naruto.

30/03/17
"-==>"

You both look up and see...

Sasuke?

30/03/17
"-==>"

You both suddenly hear a voice. It sounded like, What are you two doing here?.

30/03/17
"-==>"

You ask Kiba what he's doing here. He responds that he so obviously took a sburb gate to get to this planet and that you are honestly always asking pretty dumb questions.

If only your eyes could roll back into your head. It'd probably be a crime. Yes, it definitely would.

You then surmise then that he does not know where you are, and he shakes his head. He was just about to ask you that, as a matter of fact. Look who's the one asking dumb questions now. He sends a dirty look, but it makes you both chuckle, to be honest. And you do chuckle.

30/03/17
"-==>"

Who's this douchebag?

Oh wait. You know exactly who this douchebag is.

30/03/17
"Naruto: Look forward."

30/03/17
"-==>"

You wonder whose planet this is...

30/03/17
"-==>"

30/03/17
"-==>"

30/03/17
"-==>"

30/03/17
"Naruto: Enter."

30/03/17
"Sakura: Be Naruto."

Well that was fruitless. Now you have to just go back home.

Wait. You do not have to go back just yet. This is another planet dammit, and no ones telling you not to look around.

Oh hey, there is another gate here. You decide you'll check it out.

30/03/17
"-==>"

You then proceed to list out even more ways on how he'd absolutely suck and he quickly gives up as this all really is so stupid.

30/03/17
"-==>"

He says that he'll be alright with handling the imps on his own. He's been feeling extra LUCKY lately, and it should pose not an issue in the slightest!

He's getting extra cocky as well, it seems. You pass again, as it would be risible if he thought he could just deal with copious enemies on his own as they all are now.

30/03/17
"-==>"

You are going to have to decline the offer. You have been doing your own expeditions yes, but not exactly for grist. You have been wanting to get more in touch with your land, but the enemies have been grinding your gears as all you want to do is learn the lore.

Definitely have to pass this one.

30/03/17
"Sakura: Greet Naruto."

You ask him what he's been doing standing behind you. He states that he's been having a hard time walking because of the uneven ground and wonders if it's your doing. You apologise for the trouble, but he says it's no problem.

In fact, he came here to propose a grist expedition with you, he says, and that it would help to bring in even more loot with more than one person.

30/03/17
"-==>"

Oh? It seems you have a guest.

Whats with all these light colours lately showing up out of nowhere? Whats their deal?

30/03/17
"-==>"

There. This is so much better. Random alchemisations do result in some pretty good things. You have also been forgoing your shuriken pouch, as it is now an option in your strife specibus.

30/03/17
"Sakura: Proceed to change outfit."

Great.

You got more of this purple liquid on you. It seems to be water but you'd rather not drink it. Better put on something else quick before it soaks in any further.

30/03/17
"-==>"

Such as this one.

Looks like the trees are still intact, as per usual somehow. With the damage you did it surprised you the first time. Not like you go out of your way to outright destroy them anyway. That would be just downright cruel and would most likely upset those nature enthusiast players.

30/03/17
"Sakura: Gather grist."

You're glad that all the grist is still here. You packed a real mean punch and practically desecrated the place.

The green grist, or CHRYSOPRASE, would sometimes come up if you smash the terrain hard enough. Why that is, you do not know. Probably another weird game mechanic.

28/03/17
"-==>"

...

Perhaps you went a little too hard here.

28/03/17
"-==>"

BODY ONCE TOLD ME

28/03/17
"-==>"

Some-

28/03/17
"-==>"

You have been absolutely neck deep in purple assailants ever since you stepped out of your room/new house. You knew you were in for a tough time but you did not think it would be this annoying.

Time to finish this hasbin.

28/03/17
"-==>"

We are now Sakura.

28/03/17
"Juley: Have a blast."

You would but suddenly yet another wild individual appears!

Boy, we are not wasting time here, are we?

28/03/17
"-==>"

28/03/17
"-==>"

Isn't this a surge of nostalgia somehow?

28/03/17
"-==>"

Well, well.

28/03/17
"Juley: Inspect your surroundings."

28/03/17
"Juley: Get off your ass."

This isn't the time to be sitting around like some tea party's on the way. There could be enemies nearby.

Something about you is different though...

But this does not occur to you, as you have always been this way.

27/03/17
"Juley: Land already."

Well that was a pointless descent into blue fuckall.

You land pretty well, in your opinion.

27/03/17
"-==>"

27/03/17
"-==>"

27/03/17
"Finn + Fionna: Be someone else."

You are now someone else.

27/03/17
"-==>"

26/03/17
"-==>"

They all fail to notice.

The other in the area.

26/03/17
"-==>"

But as they make the trek.

26/03/17
"-==>"

26/03/17
"Fionna + Finn: Get back to adventurin'."

26/03/17
"-==>"

Yes.

26/03/17
"-==>"

Fucking.

26/03/17
"-==>"

Hell.

26/03/17
"-==>"

You don't even remember the last time you rode your adoptive brother into amazing battles. Beating the absolute shit out of dumb enemies who thought they could just raid a village or harass a kingdom.

It was all in the name of heroism but it was still so much fun. Fionna agrees with this thought as well.

Now it's time for the adventure. Yes. Hell yes.

26/03/17
"-==>"

Cake issues the thought of continuing the adventurin'. To which everyone in the area agrees.

Completely.

It has been such a long while since you've all had a real adventure. And now a whole new planet awaits for exploring. Make that several planets. The very thought is making everyone undeniably excited.

26/03/17
"Finn + Fionna: Talk with adoptive siblings."

Unfortunately, because you are all in the medium, you are not allowed the luxury of the Dialoglog option. A lot of things have been downgraded within the medium. And using your phones on the spot would be just downright weird.

Fionna asks how they could have possibly ended up on logat. Jake responds that they weren't even trying to use the portals. They were only adventuring for a while until they both got bored. Cake adds that they sat down on huge boulder and fell asleep. And then they woke up in tall, itchy grass.

Fionna wonders aloud if they fell off the boulder and onto a portal. They have nothing to say to that. Finn mutters a smug 'losers'.

Jake then admits that he is itching to turn back into his regular form. Which he does, and so does Cake. That other form is a real chore. Fionna rolls her eyes, but it is all in good humour, she clears up.

26/03/17
"-==>"

26/03/17
"-==>"

26/03/17
"-==>"

26/03/17
"-==>"

26/03/17
"Finn + Fionna: Look behind."

25/03/17
"Finn: Be Fionna."

You cannot be Fionna because she has always been herself and will only be herself.

It appears that you have a visitor though.

25/03/17
"-==>"

You inform your planet companion of the news. She only shrugs, saying that she is ok with having the same planet, as confirmed some time ago.

But then how would the god tier process even work out. She tells you to shut up, even if she herself is a little lost on that topic as well. Whatever. You should be able to figure that out in the long run.

Wait.

What is... What is she looking at behind you?

25/03/17
"-==>"



CG: isnt it?
EE: Is that a reiteration.
CG: um
EE: There is no need to worry yourself about it.
EE: At least not now.
EE: Earlier I was assessing the previous state the game environment was in and I was more than perturbed.
EE: But I can only come up with hypothetical analyses.
EE: Because of certain persons' very similar attributes, including you and Fionna.
EE: You have been grouped into a single being, and thus have only been supplied with one planet.
EE: Unlike the ectobiological construct of a mutation being only so much different enough from its source that its planet, within the medium, is an opposite or an entirely new abstraction than the source's.
EE: However the pairs in our session have no ectobiologic means surrounding them.
EE: I checked, meaning that it's still more spacetime anomaly high jinks involved with your state of existence.

CG: hahah what
EE: And thus the game procured yet another glitch: one for two.
EE: Perhaps it is not that but rather quest related.
EE: Who knows.
EE: I am over anylising as usual.

CG: heh yeah
CG: so its ok that this is how it is

EE: I suppose.
EE: Is there a quarrel about planetary arrangements.

CG: nah
CG: fa is totally alright with it

EE: Good, because after installing Sburb, that was the end of my modification related interferences.
EE: Well, in retrospect, all that I was ever allowed to modify.
EE: Also it would be juvenile.
EE: You are on your own.

CG: thanks

-- coolGuy [CG] ceased pestering electricExplosion [EE] --

25/03/17
"Finn: Query mod."


-- coolGuy [CG] began pestering electricExplosion [EE] --

CG: uh july
CG: i dont mean to bother you or anything but
CG: i think we may have a little problem over here

EE: Oh my god.
CE: What could possibly be the problem now?

CG: well uh
CG: me and fionna have been walking around for a while here in these grassy lands
CG: and have kind of been pretty confused

EE: About what?
CG: about the nature of this place?
EE: Well.
EE: It is a planet of grass lands comparative to the geography of the grass lands of Ooo, but not a replication.
EE: Fatuous quantities in priceless artefacts, enough to have been sufficient to halt the five year period of worldwide provision demand our earth experienced centuries ago before it could have even begun, can be found strewn everywhere.
EE: Whimsical mythus that have been sprinkled here and there for the average player to become acquainted with.
EE: And several lifeforms all narrowed down to game construct enemies and consorts.
EE: What more about the nature of it could you be confused about?

CG: oh no we get that
CG: its just
CG: why did we both show up here?

EE: Oh, that.
EE: That's not a problem.

25/03/17
"-==>"

25/03/17
"-==>"

25/03/17
"-==>"

We now move to the land which skies are filled with purpose and reverie.

25/03/17
"Andrew: Answer Naruto."


-- coolNinja [CN] began pestering angelicTempo [AT] --

CN: hey
CN: where the hell have you been
CN: vinices been trying to get a hold of you
CN: and so have others too
CN: i dont think its too important though
CN: anyway
CN: just wanted to let you know
CN: i
CN: have been dominating this game X)
AT: how dare

23/03/17
"-==>"

Hey now. It's this guy.

It's been a while.

23/03/17
"Andrew: Hit the ceiling."

If you didn't have much sense you'd be going off the deep end. But this is to be expected from this game. Astronomically preposterous boony requirements. Sure you're all very high up there in ye ol' rat race but when it comes right down to it this shit gets you steamed.

Well you can't really defend any of that. You spent most of your boonbanks on other shit that's sitting around now.

Still. These loons are juvenile and that's all there is to say.

23/03/17
"[WBF2] -==>"

23/03/17
"Andrew: Inspect array."

23/03/17
"-==>"

23/03/17
"Andrew: Assess this shop."

23/03/17
"Andrew: Continue."

Well that was a trip. You wonder what all that could mean, aside from your Mind aspect coming into play for some reason with your denizen.

Whatever. The lore in this game is always so garbled.

Oh. This stand...

23/03/17
"-==>"

23/03/17
"-==>"

23/03/17
"-==>"

23/03/17
"-==>"

23/03/17
"-==>"

23/03/17
"-==>"

23/03/17
"-==>"

23/03/17
"-==>"

23/03/17
"-==>"

23/03/17
"Andrew: Speak with a local."

You've already done this schtick once before. But you suppose you can do it again.

18/03/17
"-==>"

18/03/17
"Andrew: Purchase DEFINITELY NOT CROCODILE..........."

18/03/17
"Andrew: Inspect the provided plat du jour."

Alright. You guess you'll get something from here.

18/03/17
"Andrew: Wake up out of stupor."

You have not the faintest clue on what that is supposed to mean. What stupor. Those grey panels were pretty creepy however. This is not a thought that is occurring to you though.

Really you do not even know what the hell is even going on here. Maybe you were in a stupor again. Who knows?

Not you.

But who cares?


Also not you.

31/12/16
"[I] =?"

If you were to

S T O P
T H I N K I N G ?

31/12/16
"[I] =>"

31/12/16
"[I] =>"

31/12/16
"[I] =>"

What would you do

31/12/16
"[I] =>"

31/12/16
"[I] =>"

31/12/16
"[I] =>"

31/12/16
"INTERMISSION"

24/12/16
"-==>"

24/12/16
"-==>"

24/12/16
"-==>"

24/12/16
"Andrew: Speak with the locals."

You decide to start here at this shop. Couldn't hurt.

18/12/16
"[WBF1] -==>"

We are now back to this frivolous gobdaw once more.

From this perspective it appears we may be allowed to COMMAND HIM into doing a number of tasks.

[MAP]

06/12/16
"-==>"

Were you really expecting something important? Too bad.

The cat is content.

This in no way will be of any kind of any significance and it never will.

06/12/16
"JX: Reveal important thing."

Behold.

06/12/16
"JX: Fall into endless spiral of unfortunate realization."

06/12/16
"-==>"

06/12/16
"JX: Get thrown into the spotlight."

06/12/16
"Andrew: Look down."

You decide that's enough meandering.

There's that consort village again. You wonder how they'll handle you returning again.

06/12/16
"-==>"

06/12/16
"-==>"

29/10/16
"Andrew: Fly."

29/10/16
"-==>"

Why in the world were you viewing this nonsense again?

You suppose that's enough of that. Time to move on.

29/10/16
"Andrew: Reel in the spoils."

You are absolutely killing it.

29/10/16
"-==>"

24/07/16
"-==>"

24/07/16
"-==>"

24/07/16
"Andrew: Advance."

24/07/16
"Andrew: One-up the imp."

24/07/16
"-==>"

Make that you doing the assailing.

24/07/16
"-==>"

Wait.

24/07/16
"-==>"

24/07/16
"-==>"

You unfortunately are assailed by an imp.

24/07/16
"-==>"

24/07/16
"Andrew: Exit cave."

Time to get a move on.

18/07/16
"Andrew: Exit."

You do figure you've been sitting around for too long anyway.

18/07/16
"Andrew: Rage."



ANDREW: god damn you you piece of shit!
PARKELLUDASPRITE: worth it
ANDREW: ugh what was that even for??
PARKELLUDASPRITE: what it was for?
PARKELLUDASPRITE: dude youve been on your butt since the beginning of the game

ANDREW: lies :o
ANDREW: i have been doing stuff
ANDREW: i collected a whole ton of grist!
ANDREW: how else would my room have been extended into a fucking house?

PARKELLUDASPRITE: you have to play
PARKELLUDASPRITE: and as your sprite!
PARKELLUDASPRITE: its my duty to make sure you get out there and get shit done!

ANDREW: yeah not throw me around like a sack of potatos!
PARKELLUDASPRITE: that was important for the journey ahead
ANDREW: bull
PARKELLUDASPRITE: and wasnt vinice the self proclaimed couch potato?
ANDREW: oh yeah
ANDREW: well time to get off my ass

PARKELLUDASPRITE: thats the spirit!
ANDREW: also fix this place to its previous look
ANDREW: you wouldnt wanna get aelita mad now would you?

PARKELLUDASPRITE: oh?
PARKELLUDASPRITE: oh!
PARKELLUDASPRITE: oh...

18/07/16
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And oh god damn it.

You were expecting this to happen sooner or later.

18/07/16
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PARKELLUDASPRITE: so
PARKELLUDASPRITE: what are you going to do about it?

ANDREW: how should i know?
ANDREW: its not like well be meeting those trolls
ANDREW: i dont believe this session will last long enough for that to eventuate

PARKELLUDASPRITE: but what would you do?
ANDREW: hah?
PARKELLUDASPRITE: if you met the guy?
ANDREW: the small child is probably not even over 6 sweeps
ANDREW: if i did anything someone out there would most likely look at me and start coming up with barmy accusations
ANDREW: for instance, that i like to hit kids or some crap like that

PARKELLUDASPRITE: hes asking for it though!
ANDREW: would you beat him up?
PARKELLUDASPRITE: if he insulted ludas creater then i would
PARKELLUDASPRITE: dude doesnt know when to shut up!

ANDREW: makes sense
PARKELLUDASPRITE: i bet he has a line of other people waiting to teach him something already
ANDREW: anyway im not gonna make a big deal about it
ANDREW: if he does try something else though
ANDREW: were gonna have a problem
ANDREW: besides i have this song i gotta deal with
ANDREW: wonder if i tried configuring this part will it sound right?
ANDREW: i dunno-

18/07/16
"Andrew: Chat with Parkelludasprite."



ANDREW: that was
ANDREW: unpleasant

PARKELLUDASPRITE: who was that, the police?
ANDREW: it was that troll again who else
PARKELLUDASPRITE: is he really still going?
ANDREW: apparently
ANDREW: i didnt even bother to read anything
ANDREW: just sorta skipped through
ANDREW: who even has time to read that trainwreck

PARKELLUDASPRITE: so what did you get from all that?
ANDREW: well the ass lamp brought up helena
ANDREW: so that was cool

PARKELLUDASPRITE: really??
PARKELLUDASPRITE: this guy must have some balls

ANDREW: i dont even know if male trolls even have a scrotum
ANDREW: in hs shame globes were mentioned but to be honest
ANDREW: i dont even wanna know what those are...

PARKELLUDASPRITE: ahAH!

06/07/16
"Andrew: Cease this foolishness."

Ok you believe that's enough of that.

You have no intervals to spare for scrubs.

06/07/16
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AM: WHy in tHe world do tHey put up witH you and your unnervingly indistinguishable double?
AM: Do tHey pity you tHat Heavily to warrant a forced commiseration?
AM: Sickening.
AM: I would never grovel myself to sucH a degree of deplorable gestures.
AM: I regret every second I tHrew away just to peruse your ongoing lifeline.
AM: Your matesprit must have gone completely mad in tHe time sHe has been around you.
AM: Maybe sHe was already senile before wHicH would not surprise me considering Her own timeline wHicH on its own is nerve wracking enougH to witness.
AM: More importantly-

06/07/16
"Andrew: See what this weirdo wants."



AM: FurtHermore I believe tHat your session in its entirety is a complete waste of time.
AM: As a matter of fact your entire timeline is pointless.
AM: Every single one of you does notHing of wortHwHile significance in tHe sligHtest.
AM: Someone else could be utilizing your time to its potential but instead.
AM: You all engage in utter nonsense tHat contributes to notHing but foolisH escapades carried out on a daily basis.
AM: And wHen you are not gallivanting about you sit around and just.
AM: Laze.
AM: Your species is by far tHe most useless and aggravating to gaze upon.
AM: As for you.
AM: You are by far tHe worst out of all of tHem.
AM: Look at you now sitting tHere like a dazed carassius witH unavailing properties and no functioning sponge to rely on.
AM: WHat Have you ever done to contribute to your party wHen a situation arises besides being inexplicably involved or tHe very center of it?
AM: Absolutely notHing.
AM: It is boggling if I Had to put it ligHtly.

06/07/16
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Wait a second...

06/07/16
"Andrew: Lay down some sick jams."

You had been prancing about earlier like it was no one's business and now decide that it's time for a break. You have been neglecting your client ever since you entered so you guess you'll tend to that eventually.

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"Vinice: Descend."

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You are accosted by the absurdly welcoming village of WATER SNAKES.

They appear to want to show you something; something they always share with visitors.

Boy, consorts sure can be simple minded.

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You come across the consort village.

06/07/16
"Vinice: Continue adventurin'."

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VINICE: time to get off my ass.
PRINCESSPRITE: And it appears that you have calmed quite a bit
VINICE: huh.
VINICE: youre right.
VINICE: lets go.

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VINICE: i guess i understand where youre coming from.
VINICE: i cant keep putting everything off. i mean i am psyched to actually do sburb.

PRINCESSPRITE: Then you should hurry up here
VINICE: think i saw a consort village up ahead.
VINICE: we can head there.

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PRINCESSPRITE: I am sorry I cannot fathom how you feel right now
PRINCESSPRITE: After all
PRINCESSPRITE: How can a monarch understand another's loss of her people when she herself had none of her own?

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"But in truth..."

You are choosing to delay any real game play because of... something you had seen a few hours earlier, but not many.

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PRINCESSPRITE: You have been traversing for a long while
VINICE: i know that.
VINICE: does it matter?

PRINCESSPRITE: It does
PRINCESSPRITE: If you hope to progress

VINICE: look im the kind of person who bumps up my levels before i move on with anything.
VINICE: so thats why im 'slacking' right now.

PRINCESSPRITE: Hm
PRINCESSPRITE: Do you plan on doing your quest

VINICE: ha!
VINICE: its probably pointless anyway.
VINICE: im in no hurry to get to that just yet.

26/06/16
"Vinice: Collect grist."

Holy shit there were a lot of enemies around.

24/06/16
"Vinice: Level up."

You move on from the ridiculous echelon of the CERTIFIED ASSLAMP to the more CHILLING rung NOBODY HERE.

Still a ways to go from now on.

Shouldn't be hard.

24/06/16
"Vinice: Inspect surroundings."



PRINCESSPRITE: They have been slain
VINICE: what.
PRINCESSPRITE: They have all been slain
VINICE: really now.
VINICE: huh.
VINICE: cool.
VINICE: guess that means we should keep moving.

PRINCESSPRITE: Agreed
PRINCESSPRITE: I will collect the 'loot'

VINICE: yeah you do that.

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VINICE: you know what i just noticed.
PRINCESSPRITE: What would that be
VINICE: my piercings.
VINICE: all of em.

PRINCESSPRITE: Yes I can see
PRINCESSPRITE: they are not on

VINICE: exactly.
VINICE: no wonder something felt wrong.
VINICE: welp.
VINICE: back to business as usual.

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"Vinice: Stop being the imp."

You never stopped being you. Besides, why would you ever consider being an imp anyway? That's just silly.

You then cut down another few enemies. Gotta workfast.

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22/05/16
"Vinice: First be the imp. Then, inspect the damage."

You be the imp and inspect the ludicrous scene before you. Several met their fate after that demented thing decided to blast down out of nowhere.

Should you really be anywhere near this hole?

Doesn't seem like it's alive anymore.

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"Vinice: Alight."

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"Vinice: Advance."

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You are having the best time of your immortal life.

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We are now Vinice.

And as it is so plainly obvious.

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We now view what appears to be a barren terrain.

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"Juley: Leave facility."

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JULYSPRITE: Oh screw it. She should be back later.

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JULYSPRITE: JULEY!

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JULYSPRITE: Wait what.
JULEY: i got a game to play remember?
JULYSPRITE: But Juley you don't even have anything beside your two firearms.
JULYSPRITE: You think that's going to be enough in Sburb?

JULEY: trust me
JULEY: the firearms i have on me are all i need :)
JULEY: at least for now i mean if things get too crazy i still have a fuckton more in my arsenal

JULYSPRITE: Juley!

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JULEY: well now that thats over and done
JULEY: lets just make sure i have everything
JULEY: arms legs
JULEY: nice ass
JULEY: yep were fine

JULYSPRITE: That's nice Juley.
JULYSPRITE: Excessive and unnecessary but I'll let it slide.
JULYSPRITE: Now I just need to run some tests and searches on the supercomputer to make sure things are going alright.
JULYSPRITE: It all needs attention or else problems will arise.
JULYSPRITE: I'm sure Aelita and Andrew are also looking into this as well.

JULEY: k so ill be out while youre doing all that

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JULEY: holy shit
JULEY: it worked!

JULYSPRITE: Yes, it did.
JULYSPRITE: I'm surprised it did.

JULEY: what were you expecting?
JULYSPRITE: For us to.
JULYSPRITE: I don't know.

JULEY: simultaneously blow up?
JULYSPRITE: Yes exactly that.

24/04/16
"July + Juley: Transfer."

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JULY: I hope this works.

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JULY: You could take over when I need to give attention to any problems with the game.
JULY: It is a stretch I understand.
JULY: But it would be more efficient for our success.

JULEYSPRITE: how the hell is that even possible
JULEYSPRITE: if what i feel is right this is now kind of my own bod right now
JULEYSPRITE: or ghost bod or something maybe not
JULEYSPRITE: but i dunno if that can work under these conditions

JULY: But think about it.
JULY: Before it used to be only one being able to make use of the vessel while the other stayed put within the pendant.
JULY: Later we managed to learn how to create an image for you so that we did not have to go through such tedious labour.
JULY: You learned how to make your illusion solid and then you somehow managed to take over the vessel while unceremoniously trapping me within your own.

JULEYSPRITE: one of the many highlights of my life
JULY: Uhuh.
JULY: Anyway, we were only able to accomplish all of this with our understanding and acceptance of one another, like our mothers told us.
JULY: They were always right I suppose.
JULY: Why would we not be able to undertake this next task?

JULEYSPRITE: ahh turning into me with taking a chance huh?
JULEYSPRITE: that's good

JULY: I suppose I did take a chance when entertaining the maddening suggestion to procure sburb.
JULY: Besides.
JULY: You are still technically a player.
JULY: You also have a game to play as well.

JULEYSPRITE: well fine
JULEYSPRITE: its settled then
JULEYSPRITE: lets see if your risky plan works :)

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JULY: There is however, a possible hitch in my proposition.
JULEYSPRITE: whats that
JULY: Your pendant.
JULY: It cracked when you died.
JULY: I am not sure on the outcome if I were to utilize it because of the damage.

JULEYSPRITE: whats to it
JULEYSPRITE: just use it like always

JULY: I'm sorry I don't think you understand what I am trying to get across with my blatant hesitance in using the crystal.
JULY: What if there is a problem.
JULY: My mother never warned me of something like this happening before and I'm nervous.

JULEYSPRITE: well my mom never told me about any of it either
JULEYSPRITE: if it were important they would have told us july
JULEYSPRITE: just relax and tell me your plan

JULY: Guh, you are impossible.
JULEYSPRITE: :P

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JULY: A huge mess as always.
JULY: That is who you are.

JULEYSPRITE: ahahh!
JULEYSPRITE: worth it
JULEYSPRITE: i think ill stick with the library glasses
JULEYSPRITE: someone once said i looked like one with a pair on anyway
JULEYSPRITE: but then again

JULY: It's a huge annoyance for me since it's like looking into a bizarre mirror every time I look at you yes.
JULY: Thank you for your consideration.

JULEYSPRITE: come on july
JULEYSPRITE: im not that terrible

JULY: You know that's not the case.
JULY: *sigh*.

JULEYSPRITE: so about those wizards huh?
JULEYSPRITE: did you find anything out on that situation
JULEYSPRITE: about them coming in late

JULY: Yes and no.
JULY: For now I can sum it up as a glitch like I have been saying for a while now.
JULY: A manageable (hopefully), temporary bug that I should be able to tackle.
JULY: I fixed up this session for us so I am going to restore to what it is supposed to be.

JULEYSPRITE: this sburb is more or less an altered version of its prototype
JULEYSPRITE: a duplicate with a lot of modifications
JULEYSPRITE: pirated work and whatever else anyone can call it

JULY: Mm...
JULEYSPRITE: but we arent claiming it as our own obviously
JULEYSPRITE: were just doing all of this in order to learn exactly what this game is all about
JULEYSPRITE: well i know since sprite-ified
JULEYSPRITE: but thats beside the point
JULEYSPRITE: our session aint authentic so therefore the game consequences of any kind of cheating is to more or less to completely extirpate those responsible
JULEYSPRITE: remember paradox space doesnt take a liking to anything and anyone who wants to alter its plans
JULEYSPRITE: like we do all the time (lol)

JULY: That explains the amount of times death has tried to claim us all in all the most ludicrous ways possible yet we are still here.
JULY: The debacles we had to face have been copious to the point where someone else would have most likely snapped.

JULEYSPRITE: were such terrible people
JULEYSPRITE: so with our game sburb is more or less trying to halt all of our interference as grimly as possible
JULEYSPRITE: dont really understand the 'glitching' part

JULY: Perhaps as a means to slow our game play.
JULY: Without the expected number of our players (though like Hajime mentioned it could possibly be because of our ridiculous number) we couldn't hope to proceed in any way.
JULY: Maybe with time travel.
JULY: But really that only creates off shoot timelines.
JULY: We can only hope to ameliorate other versions of ourselves.
JULY: But we as the present ones would perish.
JULY: Which is certainly not what we would want.
JULY: However, the guild members made it into the session safely.
JULY: So it was most likely just a minor issue but should nonetheless be looked into.

JULEYSPRITE: look at us actually having a real conversation for once!
JULEYSPRITE: its probably because im more tolerable with some kind of knowledge up in this empty skull of mine

JULY: Juley.
JULY: Don't say that.
JULY: You know thats not how it is.

JULEYSPRITE: lol thats likely it
JULEYSPRITE: i dont mind at least im a little smart now
JULEYSPRITE: its pretty cool to feel like that
JULEYSPRITE: bet odd wishes he could have some a this :)

JULY: ...
JULEYSPRITE: also dont think im done with you
JULEYSPRITE: youve got a game to be apart of

JULY: But I'm maintenance.
JULY: I can't leave my post.

JULEYSPRITE: what the fuck
JULEYSPRITE: remember
JULEYSPRITE: the fates are onto us now

JULY: Oh lord.
JULEYSPRITE: the fates!
JULEYSPRITE: besides im supposed to make sure you play and progress im your sprite
JULEYSPRITE: not to mention your half
JULEYSPRITE: them's the breaks

JULY: I'm better with just sticking here and getting insight on everyone's planets.
JULEYSPRITE: god july
JULEYSPRITE: you know you have to play eventually

JULY: Lets come up with an accommodation.
JULEYSPRITE: loooooord

19/04/16
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JULEYSPRITE: you dig?
JULEYSPRITE: one of the best things about being a sprite
JULEYSPRITE: you can practically make
JULEYSPRITE: anything
JULEYSPRITE: like anything
JULEYSPRITE: i have a particular liking for these glasses
JULEYSPRITE: useless but sets the mood
JULEYSPRITE: just like all those other pointless 'nerd shades'
JULEYSPRITE: who the fuck thought that was a good idea back in those times?
JULEYSPRITE: thank god they went back to normal
JULEYSPRITE: that kind of mess is best kept behind doors

JULY: ...
JULEYSPRITE: so which do you prefer?
JULEYSPRITE: sophisticated monocle and mustache
JULEYSPRITE: or the sexy librarian

JULY: ...
JULEYSPRITE: stache or sexay eyewear
JULY: ...
JULEYSPRITE: does this piss you off yet?
JULY: STOP!

19/04/16
"July: Confabulate with sprite"



JULEYSPRITE: hey
JULY: Just.
JULY: Why.

JULEYSPRITE: what
JULEYSPRITE: im dealing with imps right now

JULY: While I'm running a check on the software?
JULY: Juley please.

JULEYSPRITE: even now youre still a tight ass
JULEYSPRITE: why do you do this to yourself
JULEYSPRITE: still ignoring my advice like always
JULEYSPRITE: when will things change?

JULY: This is not the time to be taking any kind of breaks.
JULY: I need to do this work.
JULY: If I don't then there will be hell to pay understand?
JULY: There has been a glitch.
JULY: And it needs to get fixed.

JULEYSPRITE: i get that july
JULEYSPRITE: but damn
JULEYSPRITE: youre 1025 years old to date!
JULEYSPRITE: youd think youd learn how to cut loose by now

JULY: Not this conversation.
JULY: Anything but this again.
JULY: And also.
JULY: What...
JULY: Is that..?

19/04/16
"July: Deal with this interloper."

You are really not in the mood for this frivolous hogwash.

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19/04/16
"July: Observe players."

You would do that if you could but at the present moment it appears that you are experiencing some most unfortunate difficulties.

Why does everything have to fall apart once this game was installed?

Just why?

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04/04/16
"Hajime: Descend."

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HAJIME: Ok so I've rambled on long enough.
HAJIME: Mind getting the rest of the uncollected grist?
HAJIME: And also deal with the remaining three imps.
HAJIME: I should be back in a few.

04/04/16
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HAJIME: I suppose we don't necessarily need to talk.
HAJIME: I already have vast intel on this 'game'.
HAJIME: Not only because of my species' omniscience.
HAJIME: But because I read a webcomic and deciphered a lot of information.
HAJIME: We were already going to play this game regardless.
HAJIME: Might as well know something before we play.
RŪKARSPRITE: ...

04/04/16
"Hajime: Converse with guide."



HAJIME: Alright so.
HAJIME: The imps up here have been taken care of.
HAJIME: I suppose the only thing left now is to roam about and collect grist to get to the next gate.
HAJIME: Despite already having the ability to fly.
HAJIME: Is that the picture.
HAJIME: Or do I have another role I am for some reason unaware of.
RŪKARSPRITE: ...
HAJIME: (¬_¬).
HAJIME: Should I postulate that you are still unable to speak?
HAJIME: Or is it that you prefer to refrain from speech?
RŪKARSPRITE: ...
HAJIME: Perhaps it is due to the fact that you now have a first guardian being a part of you.
HAJIME: And your speech is now rendered cumbersome due to it inconveniently being a bird.
HAJIME: Oh that was it?
HAJIME: Ok that's cleared up.

04/04/16
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You have been owning annoying scrubs left and right ever since you entered the session, which was not too long ago. They kept coming out of no where. It seems they've learned their lesson.

Now you will converse with your sprite prototyped with a devil bird and a silent male original character.

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04/04/16
"Helena: Be the other guy."

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CHRISTEVALSPRITE: this should be interesting.

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The enemy is stunned into a complete stupor.

You have this in the bag.

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30/03/16
"Helena: Land already."

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CHRISTEVALSPRITE: wings.

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30/03/16
"Helena: Prepare for departure."



CHRISTEVALSPRITE: i'll give you my sprite pendant once you've accumulated enough grist to make more awesome shit.
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: you've already unconsciously climbed pretty high on your echeladder during your life.
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: so you're all set if you ask me
HELENA: that's why I'll be ascending early huh
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: look see
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: you figured out for yourself
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: not that hard
HELENA: a thousand plus years would be enough for all that actually
HELENA: I just learned about sburb only a few really earlier on
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: some things are just already on the subconscious.
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: you weren't supposed to play earlier on anyway.
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: it had to be played now.
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: and that's what's happening.
HELENA: alright time to get a move on!
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: hm.
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: getting down from here is gonna take a while.
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: since you don't have-.

30/03/16
"-==>"



HELENA: pawain
HELENA: I hope you didn't get into my fridge
HELENA: there is no fish in mine
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: god the way you to talk them and to the part of me that used to be a flambit is really vomit-inducingly adorable.
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: stay away from me if you know what's good for you
HELENA: weeeeird I would never do that
HELENA: you have christy's entire physique it would be too weird
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: see what i mean
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: anyway you've been procrastinating for long enough.
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: time to get this show on the road
HELENA: (heheheh)
HELENA: (time c:)

30/03/16
"-==>"



CHRISTEVALSPRITE: well don't you look like a gucci hooker.
HELENA: gucci hooker!
HELENA: ahah!
HELENA: hee hee heee hee
HELENA: heh heh
HELENA: heh
HELENA: ...
HELENA: please don't let that be a thing ._.
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: too bad.
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: my sprite enhanced brain is already spreading the news out to like every session there is.
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: now everyone knows the dirty deed.
HELENA: heheh
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: and you're italian right
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: check out all these coincidences today.
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: they just keep coming.
HELENA: hey clauselot

30/03/16
"-==>"



HELENA: so tell me why I have to ascend early again?
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: well again i said it's not important right now.
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: for me to mention at least.
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: you'll find out eventually.
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: seeing as that's just how things will play out anyway.
HELENA: :?
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: just.
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: *sigh*.
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: did you not glance at your lake of a crystal ball bullshit of yours.
HELENA: not lately
HELENA: I haven't had much time all day actually
HELENA: oh hey fureth :)
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: well for you and some others ascending early is what's gonna happen.
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: simply because of how messed up some things have gotten and how rules have been bent to fit all your needs.
HELENA: so july managed all that?
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: at a pretty big cost yeah.
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: but you all can be assumed as.
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: mature.
HELENA: heheh
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: so you'll hold out pretty good.

30/03/16
"Helena: Go inside altered room."



CHRISTEVALSPRITE: wait why are you back in here.
HELENA: shhhhshshshshshush
HELENA: I need to change into something else
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: dammit woman.
HELENA: I mean I made a few things with the alchemiter
HELENA: I might as well wear something
HELENA: plus it's what you do when you get new clothes!
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: yeah sure but a fashion show isn't required in this game.
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: ah whatever.
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: do what you want.
HELENA: yay! :D

30/03/16
"-==>"



CHRISTEVALSPRITE: anyway
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: slapping you silly back to the conscious plane wasn't the only reason why i smacked your cranium.
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: you got a game to play.
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: and your zoning out won't be tolerated
HELENA: huh
HELENA: are you going commander on me again
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: no way.
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: you're good where you are.
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: sure you're the thief but that don't mean you can just slack off.
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: i mean you have to ascend early
HELENA: really?
HELENA: why though
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: not important right now.

30/03/16
"Helena: Speak with Christevalsprite."



HELENA: hey!
HELENA: why'd you do that??
HELENA: it hurt >n<
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: thas the whole point cat.
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: to sting and to bring.
HELENA: bring what
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: you back to earth.
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: well for this situation back to locaf.
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: but you can see where i'm going w/ this.
HELENA: jeez you've gotten way more impatient now
HELENA: is it perceval?
HELENA: is he mad ._.
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: nah he's fine w/ everything right now.
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: it never occurred to him to be mad.
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: by that i mean it isn't going to occur to me right now.
HELENA: also what is your name now
HELENA: percysprite or something?
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: would have seemed more plausible huh.
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: nah i have the weirdest name.
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: it's christeval.
HELENA: woooow
HELENA: that sounds cool O:
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: yeah.

30/03/16
"-==>"



CHRISTEVALSPRITE: damn
CHRISTEVALSPRITE: thought we lost you there junior

30/03/16
"Helena: Comment on this at once."

You would but your SPRITE who is SUPPOSED to be helpful has just given you the fiery-est slap you have ever felt in your extensive lifespan.

You are most startled.

30/03/16
"Helena: Check on everyone."



CURRENT fireJaguar [CFJ] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CFJ: hey
CFJ: um is anyone there?
CFJ: it's been real quiet and I'm kind of weirded out by that so
CFJ: give a ring?
CFJ: or a notification
CFJ: or something people!
CFJ: I gotta know!
CFJ: hmm
CFJ: hellooooo
CURRENT verglasDenoeument [CVD] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CVD: oh holy night for the love of god ill be the one to say yes. there is at least one person alive.
CVD: are you happy with this revelation?
CFJ: I can verily say that I am!
CFJ: well somewhat
CFJ: I'm not sure if that would be enough
CVD: wow your somehow actual last. and for real. blood relative and you mind a lot just it being me you would have left if everyone else was dead.
CVD: the love is real here people.
CFJ: no!
CFJ: no no no that's not what I mean dummy! O:
CFJ: it would suck really bad if all our friends died
CVD: yeah that would suck.
CVD: would suck harder balls seeing as in actuality no one is dead.
CVD: and are reading this sad fest.
CVD: ayo dillweeds.
CVD: hurry up and make your presences known.
CURRENT perturbRacer [CPR] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CPR: okay well yeah
CPR: im alive
CVD: oh really?
CVD: too bad.
CVD: was hoping to dance over your grave after the extensive funeral.
CPR: yep
CPR: knew it was a bad idea wasting time commenting
CFJ: ulrich!
CFJ: whew thought you would never show up
CPR: well im here so
CPR: theres that on the table
CURRENT angelicTempo [CAT] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CAT: hey there
CAT: hows it hangin?
CFJ: yay he's alive :D
CAT: why wouldnt i be?
CAT: dammit why do you people have like zero faith in me?
CVD: dude.
CVD: its there.
CVD: just not flaunted out like sheets in the wind.
CVD: flapping around with no kind of real purpose.
CAT: well theres that mystery solved
CVD: time to go to the mayor of the town to report this matter im pretty sure hes downright fed up with all these god damn sheets.
CVD: like who the hell asked for you into my domain of prestige.
CVD: thank god these know it alls were here to figure everything out.
CPR: why
CVD: shut up.
CPR: im not the one flapping my gums about the very action itself
CURRENT grimBlizzard [CGB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGB: should I be expecting some cyber bullying in the next few minutes?
CGB: I'm not even gonna look through all of this I wanna be told in advance instead of spoiling myself and reading it all.
CGB: because I'm already laughing at all that.
CVD: he arrives.
CVD: which means.
CURRENT radFires [CRF] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CVD: he arrives.
CRF: what the hell are ya tryna pull?
CRF: a joke?
CRF: because i don even know what the hell i just read there
CGB: that's because your reading skills are just as bad as your typing.
CGB: if you can actually consider them 'skills' at all.
CRF: yeah thats rich
CURRENT celestialCosmos [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CCC: Ok guys are we really doing this now?
CCC: Hardly much time in game and you two are already at each other's throats?
CCC: Come on.
CRF: oh come on lucy
CRF: sometimes you gotta warn a dumbass just how stipid hes bein
CGB: uh.
CGB: you mean 'stupid'?
CRF: you wanna go?!
CPR: this is real
CVD: i know man.
CURRENT electricExplosion [CEE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CEE: Alright this is my memo so I am going to be the one to say that.
CEE: All of this is outright silly.
CURRENT gustyCompetitor [CGC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CGC: Yes this is incredibly ridiculous
CGC: And to Helena I am here and quite alright
CFJ: good c:
CGC: It is good to make the check-in so I suggest everyone else at least enter the memo
CEE: Also not all at once like last time.
CEE: I have no energy for fixing the software.
CURRENT imminentWhiffs [CIW] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CIW: I was about to respond.
CIW: So I am now.
CURRENT buttLoss [CBL] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CURRENT geishasQuest [CGQ] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CURRENT angelicPace [CAP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CURRENT infernoNeglection [CIN] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CURRENT flamesEmit [CFE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CURRENT emptyColors [CEC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CURRENT manlyElf [CME] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CURRENT riotiousRocker [CRR] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CURRENT rebelliousScorpio [CRS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CURRENT significantAquarius [CSA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CURRENT supersederPisces [CSP] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CURRENT casualShinobi [CCS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CURRENT impartialKage [CIK] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CEE: Oh my lord.
CURRENT electricExplosions [CEE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CEE: shit no more?
CEE: Do not encourage that!
CURRENT coolGirl [CCG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CURRENT coffeeFun [CCF] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CURRENT beautifulDuellist [CBD] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CURRENT coolNinja [CCN] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CURRENT coolGuy [CCG2] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CURRENT humbleFighter [CHF] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CURRENT bountyDarkness [CBD] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CEE: Ok.
CURRENT pyroYals [CPY] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CURRENT giantpurpleCat [CGC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CURRENT occultAvenger [COA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CURRENT rollickingSoloist [CRS] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CURRENT plummetingRivers [CPR] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CURRENT someGuy [CSG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CURRENT composedCancer [CCC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CURRENT restingResurrection [CRR] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CURRENT loverLeo [CLL] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CURRENT famishedEater [CFE] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CURRENT legislatorLibra [CLL] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CURRENT adamantChampion [CAC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CURRENT energeticWarrior [CEW] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CURRENT devilsApology [CDA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CURRENT maidenAir [CMA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CEE: Ok ok OK.
CEE: Just halt.
CEE: Halt for a while there.
CEE: Everyone is present and here in the session as expected.
CEE: So there is no need, again, for everyone to come here at once.
CEE: I should have already set something up for preventing something like that.
CCN: dammit my ears are ringing >_<
CAT: that was honestly hilarious
CFJ: yeah
CFJ: i just realized that reads cat omg
CEW: well damn it does
CEE: Well anyway.
CEE: I was going to bring something to the light.
CEE: Seeing as I have left most of you all in the dark on a lot of details already and I should cut that out.
CURRENT scarletKnight [CSK] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CSK: That is true.
CEE: Yes.
CEE: And I do apologize for that.
CSG: so what else is there you need to tell us
CEE: Well.
CEE: It's something that is very.
CEE: Anomalous.
CVD: spit it out then, july.
CEE: It revolves around the moments of our entry.
CEE: All but those of the guild except Lucy entered the session.
CEE: The rest of you all were, from what I was able to gather, stuck in an empty gap for a very short period of time before finally entering.
CEE: This bizarre event still has me perturbed.
CDA: I think I do remember that
CRF: me too!
CGB: it was pretty weird.
CGB: really had me questioning.
CPR: Could it have been a glitch?
CEE: Possibly.
CEE: Yes you are fine and here.
CEE: But I wanted to bring this issue up.
CEE: It is definitely not something that should be considered unnecessary to mention.
CIW: It was simply a glitch.
CIW: Seeing as there are so many players.
CIW: There are bound to be more down the road.
CIW: Just be ready.

30/03/16
"Several hours in the past."

We had unfortunately thrown ourselves right smack into some heavy shit and have decided to backtrack before any more important information decides to spill itself like unfortunately cleft innards.

We are now the real present Helena. In the past.

You have just entered your session and have dealt with some pesky imps. Those things are crazy annoying and you don't really have much of the patience for them right at the moment. You are a little worried about what went down during all of your entries. You think you will find out soon.

29/03/16
"-==>"


-- rhabdophisHerpet [RH] began trolling fireJaguar [FJ] --


RH: hello dissgraceful lifeform
RH: i am here to let you know that i am mad
RH: angry enough to want to fucking desstroy everything that you hold dear becausse you obvioussly do not desserve to bassk in any form of happinessss
RH: enraged enough to want to want to completely pummel you and your idiotic friend crowd over there into sstupefaction
RH: inflamed enough to want to punch you in the face over and over again and sstill be mad for the resst of my entire fucking life
RH: jusst becausse i ssomehow got into any form of a proximity of you
RH: you and your fucking entourage have aggravated me to the point of no return
RH: and i have come to make it fucking clear to you
RH: i will make your life a living nightmare
RH: not jusst yourss but that other one who lookss almost ssimilar to yoursself
RH: white haired and putrid to ever lay my gel orbss upon for sshe iss actually at the very core of my rage globe but for now i have chossen your unfortunate assss for a well desserved beating
RH: you do not desserve any form of forgivenessss
RH: for once i have been infuriated by anyone
RH: the penalty is ssimple
RH: ssweepss of never ending hatred
RH: that iss what you get you usselessss sack of shit
FJ: zurrei!
RH: ...
RH: excusse me
FJ: oh my goodness that was even better than the rest of the flames you sent me years
FJ: no wait centuries ago!
FJ: I guess that's expected since this is the first time you contact me
FJ: oh gosh its been a blast to be honest
RH: how
RH: in the hell
RH: do you know my name
FJ: oh I know a lot of things c:
RH: oh right
RH: if i remember right from the few minutess wassted sskimming through your ridiculoussly and unnecessssarily long timeline
RH: you know sshit becausse of the weird body of whatever liquid you have underneath your sstrange contraption that you ssleep upon
RH: sserioussly what kind of a messssed up sspeciess sslumberss on such a weird... thing?
RH: its downright abnormal
FJ: that abnormal thing m'dear is called a bed
FJ: it's what my species uses to sleep
FJ: obviously
FJ: just like how you would use your recuperacoon
FJ: for sleep!
RH: why do i get the nausseouss feeling within my stomach that you are treating thiss like a friendly converssation
FJ: because it is friendly
FJ: we are friends!
RH: there iss no fucking way that i would ever be friendss with you
RH: and bessidess
RH: even if thiss were to be an unfortunate fact
RH: how could it be anyway if thiss iss the firsst converssation we are having
RH: did your fortune puddle tell liess
FJ: no you've spoken to me on various points of my timeline
FJ: it was ultimately pretty stupid but that was how it was gonna be anyway
FJ: things are like that
RH: oh dont go buttering up to me you asssshole
RH: and why would i ever do ssomething ass ridiculouss ass that?
RH: variouss pointss out of obviouss order
RH: that soundss ridiculouss
FJ: well those are the facts!
FJ: vinice says that the majority of you did it because you're all a couple of lowly pissbabies
RH: what in the world are god damn pissbabies
RH: it sounds discriminatory
FJ: I think it's best that you find out for yourself
FJ: don't want too much going down here
RH: oh dont worry
RH: there will be a good amount of shit going bugwhip in here
RH: you thought my rage for you was over?
RH: that never sstopped being for your information you ssludge howler
RH: and i am sstill on the mind numbing fact that you are sso glad to be sspeaking with me when clearly i am about closse to wanting to find you and obliterate you!
FJ: yeah yeah you hate us and especially lucy
FJ: big deal!
FJ: zurrei I think this is starting to become a slight bum fest
RH: my god youre right
RH: boggling ass it iss but youre right
FJ: maybe you should talk to me some other time!
FJ: get all those thoughts together
RH: i guessss
RH: i guessss i will have to troll you earlier in your timeline...????
FJ: see!
FJ: that's how it's supposed to go
RH: would you sshut the fuck up already?
RH: before i leave i will have it clear that i will never be in any form of a 'friendsship' with you
RH: it iss abssolutely unheard of and makess me want to retch in a projectile manner
FJ: cool I cant wait till we chat later
FJ: for you and earlier for me
FJ: it should be fun :D
FJ: anyway I have some things to do
FJ: see you soon
FJ: on both parts!
RH: ???
-- fireJaguar [FJ] ceased pestering rhabdophisHerpet [RH] --

29/03/16
"Helena: Pester troll."


-- fireJaguar [FJ] began pestering arisingConflagration [AC] --


FJ: ok
AC: Ok what.
FJ: ok as in let's do this let's get things started!
FJ: jeebus valren did you forget it's about to happen soon?
AC: No as a matter of fact 1 have not forgotten Mrs. Schaeffer.
AC: Mr. Katsuro and 1 have been waiting patiently for your arrival.
AC: There really is no rush in all of this you know.
FJ: of course I know that silly
FJ: just need to make sure everything is ready
AC: Everything is as they should ought to be and the same can be said about everyone else.
AC: Time is going accordingly.
AC: The hard labors of tasks that have been taken on are about ready to bear their fruit.
AC: And she is on her way.
FJ: alright!
FJ: I'm a little nervous if I had to be honest here
AC: Why would you need to be nervous?
FJ: what if something screws up?
FJ: like some uncalled-for whiplash decides to wring out of no where
AC: 1 can assure you.
AC: Things will go as they are chronologically expected to.
AC: And now.
AC: 1t is time to begin.

29/03/16
"-==>"

Anyway you have some business to attend to. Quite a lot in fact.

Some heavy shit is about to go down and you need to make sure everything is ready.

29/03/16
"-==>"

Well it appears that you've been getting by just fine, which is to say you have been getting along marvelously.

You have attained the rungs of the god tiers with flying colours. You have also been making a god damned killing, sky rocketing even higher on the echeladders that by now it's fucking illegal. You have so much boons that you had to pitch some of it out here for the needy ones to scrounge for. Though these never were and never will be your thoughts.

It was all that of a certain someone else. She's been dealing with your fat hoards and been getting them together since you don't really have the TIME for that. Yes that was said. No matter how much of a THIEF you've been during game play.

29/03/16
"-==>"

29/03/16
"Let's view whose hellscape this is."

29/03/16
"-==>"

Well aren't we getting off to a fine start...

29/03/16
"ACT 4 -==>"

29/03/16
"END OF ACT 3"

29/03/16
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RH: i highly doubt we have much time to wasste anymore
RH: have the worsst feeling that well have to sstart moving
RH: but fasster

29/03/16
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RH: and i ssuposse that im a little frusstrated
RH: mainly becausse of thiss sudden threat that jusst sshowed the fuck up out of nowhere
RH: i mean why the hell iss it here and what even iss itss purposse bessidess desstroying practically everything in ssight
RH: did we ssomehow sscrew up before we entered?
RH: or did ssomething happen ass were playing now?
RH: are we in the passt paying for ssome fuckall befoulment our future sselvess did?
RH: who the fuck even knowss anymore
VL: is the rest of that frustration from me just opening my mouth?
RH: hah
RH: yeah
RH: yess itss alsso becausse your sstupid assss decided to do the crime
VL: should probably sew it up huh?
RH: just
RH: ugh
RH: forget my outbursst
RH: im way more angry at thiss problem
RH: when i find out who the fuck is ressponssible for all our worssened troubless i will perssonally give them a good fucking helping of weltss that would not only be imprinted on their very fucking being
RH: but i will alsso sscar them with my abssolute detesst for their very horrid exisstance onto their mindss
RH: itll be a gift from me to them
RH: the fucking asssshole
VL: ahah i can back that up
RH: good to know that you do
RH: becausse my rage will be on a level of asstronomical proportionss that even you can ssee it from your planetss sstratosspheress
VL: so when do you plan on goin out there dawg
RH: hmmm
RH: not ssure
RH: but itll have to be ssoon of coursse

29/03/16
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VL: ill never bring that up again
RH: you better not
RH: i wass ready to whip your sstupid ass
VL: dammit
VL: im just the fucking worst at talkin to gals today
RH: whoever ssaid you were good at it
VL: yeah lets just rub it in more dawg
VL: moving on from all that what were you goin to do before i called you over here
RH: oh yeah
RH: i wass talking to um..
RH: sssomeone...
RH: and he told me about ssomething thatss nearby in our ssessssion
VL: whats that
RH: itss called the veil
RH: i ssaw it in the cloudss ass well sso i have ssome form of idea on it
RH: there are laboratoriess on them and i wanted to go and check them out
RH: im going to be the firsst one on them ssince the majority of you idiotss are running around and doing utter nonssensse insstead of moving along like playerss are ssupossed to
VL: hey cmon dawg
VL: we are doing shit and getting it done
VL: just taking breaks is all
RH: ssure becausse that iss definitely the case 'misster ssmooth with all the ladiess'
VL: ...
VL: got derailed there?
RH: kind of

29/03/16
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RH: who
RH: in the EVER LOVING FUCKING ENTIRETY OF THISSS FUCKING EXISSSSTENCE
RH: TOLD YOU THAT BULLSSSSHSSIT??!?
VL: um
RH: WHAT THE SSSHIT FUCK STRAIGHT OUT OF THE PILE ISS SPSPREADING THAT?
RH: WHO???
VL: damn dawg chill
VL: no need to get all crazy
RH: im not fucking crazy
RH: youre the one whoss fucking crazy telling me that
VL: well everyone just thought you two were you know
VL: the signs are there dawg
RH: what fucking ssignss??
RH: i knew every ssingle one of you was mental but for it to be to this extent is
RH: phenomenal
RH: we are not a thing and we will never be
RH: i cant even stand the lot of you him included
RH: jusst why would anyone think that at all ever
VL: alright alright
VL: its done

29/03/16
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VL: well
VL: i was gonna ask you on a subject thats pretty personal
RH: really now
VL: yes really
VL: it involves
VL: something along the lines of
VL: well
VL: something along the lines of something equivalent to that of solicitude
RH: ssurprissing
VL: kind of like somethin that i can assume is also along the lines of being maybe one-sided kind of?
RH: wait a minute
RH: why the fuck are you assking me about relationsshipss in the firsst place
RH: i sstill cant begin to wrap my head around that
VL: um
VL: i guess because youre the next best option other than valren
RH: ahah!
RH: what would i know?
RH: what doess he know bessidess everything apparently?
VL: most likely a lot since you two are a thing
RH: ...

29/03/16
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VL: ...
VL: so...
VL: um
VL: hows it goin?
RH: pleasse dont wasste time with any ssmall talk
RH: i already know whatss going to come anyway
RH: sso make it quick sso i can go around thiss land
VL: wait
VL: you never came here to my planet before?
RH: honesstly
RH: i didnt think i had to
RH: i never thought it necessssary to come to an obsscured planet that would mosst likely have me tripping all over the fucking place like ssome fucking newly hatched grub
RH: sserioussly why iss it sso foggy here
RH: itss almosst like that one time i accidentally found mysself in literal ssnow hell
RH: except now itss lessss cold
RH: and more closse to being ssuffocating
VL: it was actually way worse than it is now
VL: it was windy everywhere dawg
VL: couldnt god damn see shit and it was impossible to fight at times because
VL: oh wait
VL: theres all this fucking fog
VL: like someones breath went wrong and decided lets mess with everyone
VL: but its been clearin up for whatever reason
VL: i dunno
RH: well you are the knight if i remember right
RH: the wind will eventually have to go along with whatever the hell you want it to do
VL: so youre sayin im controling it rn
RH: how should i know
RH: im the rogue not the sseer
RH: but i guessss ive been learning one or two thingss about the game but not enough thatss in depth
VL: huh
RH: alsso dont think i know what youre trying to do here
RH: we are ssteering right back on topic ass of now
RH: what exactly wass sso urgent that i had to come all the way here
VL: oh right
VL: that.....

22/03/16
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22/03/16
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18/03/16
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VL: so anyway you need to get over here asap
VL: its important
VL: etc etc
VL: like now because im most likely goin to go insane assumin i havent already just now
VL: like fuck can i get anymore ridiculous
VL: what even was that
VL: that was a failure
VL: a sad display indeed
RH: you keep up your nonssensse drivel
RH: and ill be forced to block you
VL: oh hey
VL: so
RH: FINE
RH: i will be there
RH: cant believe im now the 'wing man' or woman in my casse for all you ssad ssapss
VL: alright good
VL: wait what

18/03/16
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venerationLiberator [VL] began trolling rhabdophisHerpet [RH]


VL: serpens dawg
VL: we gotta talk
VL: its something urgent
VL: shit is fucking hitting the thresher and it is getting ugly
VL: shit flew off the handle thinking it was gonna have a grand fucking day when it turns out
VL: the thresher had other plans no
VL: the thresher decided hey no fun times for you
VL: its time you sat down and have you bs wrecked
RH: alright
RH: what am i looking at here
VL: shit not only flew off the handle
VL: shits flying everywhere
VL: split apart and the bits grew wings like that weird mythological red bull or something
VL: i dunno
VL: they have wings and are now ascending to the fucking heavens
VL: thats how urgent my problem is
VL: see now we have to catch those little shits because first off
VL: why do you have wings
VL: you gross bastards
RH: ...

18/03/16
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18/03/16
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18/03/16
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18/03/16
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VL: shit
VL: i said
VL: that was um
VL: uh
VL: i forgot
VL: wasnt important
TV: alright if you say so
VL: just
VL: really cool to see you again
TV: dude we just had a couple of monsters' asses handed to them like a few hours ago
VL: oh yeah??
VL: felt way longer than that damn
TV: =B:P
VL: (oh dammit im a fucking mess and shes not helping with her adorable face)
TV: what =B?
VL: nothing i did not say a thing of importance because im a sad sack of useless shit who cant even talk!
TV: uhuhh
VL: i should probably be awarded the prize for worst fucking dumbass possible
VL: but then again i already won that award for sweeps straight!
VL: the mc guy most likely wants to punch me in the face because hes tired of speaking my shitty name in all that time because damn man can you not
TV: ...
VL: fuck
VL: just
VL: uh
VL: ...
TV: ...
VL: ughh..

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VL: yeah!
VL: yeah we can talk 'aboat' it
VL: i mean we dont know much about them and were gonna have to get to them eventually
VL: preparing for whateverll come would be smart
TV: oh my blub
TV: I've been thinkfin the same ship
VL: and maybe we could talk about other stuff
TV: whale duh of course we're gonna carp aboat other ship
TV: everyone wavers from one topic to the next random one all the time when chatting
TV: (moby dick wavers fffff)
VL: yeah yeah
VL: also damn
VL: i heard that
TV: shoot
VL: dont worry dawg
VL: it was cute
TV: wait
TV: whaat

18/03/16
"Quello: Carp with Demora."



VL: heyyy
TV: high tides =B)
VL: so um
VL: hows it goin dawg
TV: just finished hafin a sad attempt at tryfin to talk aboat the game and junk
VL: wow
VL: a terrus
TV: yep =B[
TV: a very abouyfin and ottersome terrus reeled his ugly head in
TV: luckilily I was abubble to send a clean up set his way!
TV: beshore I had to close the memo
TV: *sigh*
TV: and here I thought I was gonna be abubble to blub aboat my god tier
TV: it seams so interestfin anywave...
VL: oh hey
VL: we can
VL: uh
VL: yabber about that stuff
TV: reely? =B!

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18/03/16
"Quello: Take a look."

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Well wasn't that a huge fail. Opening memos are like trying to dodge underwater mines. One false move and it would blow up in your face. Just like that dumbass did. You will try some otter time you mean some other time.

Wait a minute.

What was that sound?

18/03/16
"Quello: Start a memo."



CURRENT teuthidaVacater [CTV] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board Surf Quells.

CTV: AKAW! =BO
CTV: lol I never get tide of that =B)
CTV: anywave shello subscubadivers this is your grl quells here to tail y'all boat somefin interestfin I learnt
CTV: now remember the denizens?
CTV: whale I finally got to mine
CTV: and she was like
CTV: blubbin enormous
CTV: and I've sean quite a number of big monsters when I was just a small fry
CTV: so we were carping for a whale until she told be aboat my class and aspect
CTV: sear of heart!
CTV: no wait
CTV: seer not sear
CTV: that prong wouldn't have made much sense there which sucks ship
CTV: I think it's preety school if you ask me
CTV: was wonderfin if anymoby would wanna carp aboat that jazz with me
PAST indiscerniblyProdigious [PIP] 2:36 HOURS AGO responded to memo.
PIP: wi77 a past me count as up for being a77owed to be here?
PIP: cuz im bored af
PIP: and hearin about your info on some he77 beast from the core of your p7anet sure sounds 7ike som bis i cou7d definite7y sit back and 7isten to @u@
PIP: bis means business for those who aint got it yet
CTV: nice and shell yeah grl I already said that past and future fronds can come here
PIP: coo7
PIP: good to know my grl can take a chance
PIP: so watcha know
CTV: whale heart apparently doesn't mean what it means littoralilly
PIP: litora what
CTV: littoral and water lilly grl
PIP: dam you just go for anything dont you @p@
CTV: yeah I do
CTV: anywave it has to do with the soul
CTV: and a seer means obviously what it implies
PIP: what you can see my innards
PIP: gross
CTV: no doofish
CTV: a seer allows the indivedual to a more advanced sight that otters cannot
CTV: so what I've been able to deduce for now is that I have a pretty good knowledge on a person's being
CTV: school right? =BD
PIP: snoooore
PIP: que77s i fe77 as7eep just then i 7itora 7i77y fe77 as7eep just then
PIP: fatherfuck whenever your 'nerd she77f' shows up i kind of wanna take one of your squid toys and just fuckin take a nap because she is the on7y way ima zone out ever in a convo
CTV: =B[
FUTURE arcaneMisanthropic [FAM] 1:02 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.
FAM: I suppose I will entertain tHis train of tHougHt.
FAM: Even tHougH I Have not even tHe sligHtest bit of compreHension on tHe subject.
FAM: You always want to cHat about anytHing you learn about and always Have tHe intense need to sHare it witH tHe world.
PIP: great another ticket to snorestopia
PIP: was a7ready there jackweed
FAM: And you were tHe reason I was not about to come Here.
FAM: Do you tHink your act of tHeft will be left to slide under tHe rug.
FAM: THink not.
PIP: oh yeah i sti77 have this piece of shit
PIP: 7aser beams are so 7ast sweep dude @p@
FAM: And tHrowing stars are certainly 'in'.
PIP: shuriken you o7d goat
FAM: Quello I still cannot fatHom wHy you consider tHis mistake a friend of yours.
PIP: cuz she actua77y knows some pretty coo7 peop7e
PIP: sti77 dunno where she found you
CTV: wooow ok you two
CTV: we're off topic now
FAM: Yes as you were saying.
CTV: oh yeah aboat heart now
PAST pusillanimousExpedition [PPE] 1:45 HOURS AGO responded to memo.
PPE: dont m!nd me..
PPE: you can keep go!ng
PIP: we77 if it aint shorty!
PIP: havent seen you in FOREVER
PIP: pro77y been as7eep the who7e adventure @o@
PPE: !ve been play!ng
PPE: and also somet!mes fall!ng asleep somet!mes. ! cant really remember !f ! was t!red some of those t!mes or not...
PIP: haahaahaa!
CTV: grl!
PIP: whaat
CTV: chill clam
PIP: fine i77 behave for now
CTV: so about heart
PAST annihilationProceeder [PAP] 1:47 HOURS AGO responded to memo.
PAP: hey chumps
PAP: this is a pretty lame board
PAP: cant hue guys ever be less lame than like
PAP: always? huehuehaha!
PPE: oh my god
PAP: hueve got some guts to be interjecting like that did hue gain some kind of confidence from someone
PAP: its always sad when hue try at all
PAP: sad sad attempts that just make my day
PAP: actually keep trying
PAP: keep trying and fail for my ahuesment because huere both the best and the worst joke to ever conjure up in the history of paradox space
PAP: huehuehuehue!
CTV banned PAP from responding to memo.
CTV: even though that problubly won't keep him off the boards
CTV: I'll do it anywave
CTV: cuz I think I'll just close this memo because I can't even get any input in
CTV: plus I guess the aspect for a player should just be carped with otter players with that aspect
FAM: I apologize for your memo being disrupted.
PPE: !t was my fault for show!ng up !n the f!rst place
CTV: calm your waves grl it ain't your fault
PIP: kinda is
CTV: cal! =B(
PIP: on ma shou7der chi77in @D@
CTV: hrmmmmmm

CTV closed memo.

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You have been preoccupying yourself with meandering about the islands of your planet. You absolutely adore this planet. It is so colourful and bright; quite a stark contrast to Alternia. It's not blinding so you are glad for that.

You have recently finished speaking with your DENIZEN, a slumbering beast that resides on everyone's planet. You were told to go and seek it out later in your journey by your squid sprite and you did. Good thing it was asleep or else you would have fucked up. Royally.

18/03/16
"Be the other girl."

We have stopped being the troll boy and are now one of the other girls, the SEER OF HEART.

Some time in the future.

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ADEMAU: merde alors
ADEMAU: je guess nous screwed then
ADEMAU: end of the line
VALRENBOT: Yes and no.
VALRENBOT: Yes for we are exponentially screwed.
VALRENBOT: And no for yes, though that may be the case, there are ambiguous ways to evade our immediate downfalls.
ADEMAU: that so?
ADEMAU: then how monsieur smart alec
VALRENBOT: Like 1 said previously.
VALRENBOT: We have several options of ambivalent recourse.
VALRENBOT: 1 had mentioned the rungs of the gods.
ADEMAU: still aucune idée on that
ADEMAU: does il ont quelque to do with gaining crazy powers that allow nous to do miraculous things
ADEMAU: parce que j'ai some wicked psychic skillz that are kind of ridicule
ADEMAU: je suis sure that je peux handle moi-même
VALRENBOT: 1 understand.
VALRENBOT: But you cannot.
VALRENBOT: Fathom my words that this threat is unconquerable.
VALRENBOT: What we can do is rely on different courses in order to delay it constructively and cautiously.
VALRENBOT: The god tiers are a method to keeping our lives intact in some way.
VALRENBOT: But it depends heavily on chance.
VALRENBOT: One false move and you could be gone.
ADEMAU: are tu suggesting moi go for this chance
VALRENBOT: More or less.
VALRENBOT: It also requires the player to make a very perturbing decision.
VALRENBOT: Depending on the player's will.
ADEMAU: qu'est-ce que c'est
VALRENBOT: T0 accept death.
ADEMAU: wow okay n'est pas that le most morbid thing tu as ever said
ADEMAU: tu being in that robot est causing tu to be way more weirder than usual
ADEMAU: est-ce permanente?
ADEMAU: can nous do quelque about that ce serait great
VALRENBOT: 1 will leave that up t0 y0ur 0wn surmise Ademau.
ADEMAU: zut
ADEMAU: anyway should je do it
ADEMAU: ascend to le god tiers or whatever
VALRENBOT: 1t may not be the all out s0lution t0 0ur problems.
VALRENBOT: N0r our absolute circumvention.
VALRENBOT: But it is not an option to be completely shunned.
VALRENBOT: 1 can verily say you can confide in me on that.
ADEMAU: je suppose
ADEMAU: ne tu pas get moi wrong je ne suis pas a wimp about death
ADEMAU: that sort of fear est for little wrigglers who shit in leur recuperacoons on a daily basis like the weakslimes ils sont
ADEMAU: je ne suis pas sure it would be worth it
ADEMAU: kind of like first trying out musclebeast milk
ADEMAU: a été que worth all le snack mineral induced fluid to run out your gander bulbs?
ADEMAU: était-ce?
VALRENBOT: As 1 said prior.
VALRENBOT: It is simply a form of ambivalent recourse.
VALRENBOT: It is your choice.
ADEMAU: j'ai already planning on doing it anyway
ADEMAU: just wanted to make sure j'étais pas about to do quelque chose de stupide
VALRENBOT: Whenever you are ready.
VALRENBOT: 1 will take my leave n0w.

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VALRENBOT: This is a threat that has been here for a while.
VALRENBOT: 1n fact 1 can conjecture that it was already here.
VALRENBOT: Waiting.
VALRENBOT: But really it is from its own session entirely.
VALRENBOT: Some of our party have already caught sight of it in nearby areas on some of the planets.
VALRENBOT: Watching.
VALRENBOT: Waiting and watching for the right time to strike.
VALRENBOT: 1t is shrouded in black and speaks not a word yet it makes horrible roars and screams as it demolishes everything in its path, leaving behind only destruction lit in green.
VALRENBOT: 1 had witnessed it obliterate a consort village on my planet.
VALRENBOT: 1t simply.
VALRENBOT: Seeks ruination and spreads discord.
VALRENBOT: Besiegement with it w0uld only bring an expeditious demise t0 the assailant.
VALRENBOT: 1 have already bestowed warnings here and there.
VALRENBOT: And 1 am also doing as such now for your sake.
VALRENBOT: For everyone's sake for that matter.
VALRENBOT: We are all too debased in echeladder statistics.
VALRENBOT: Our threat has already achieved the rungs of the god tiers.
VALRENBOT: Fighting is futile as of now.
VALRENBOT: All we can do is wait.

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ADEMAU: une menace tu say
ADEMAU: tu mean le archagents?
VALRENBOT: No.
VALRENBOT: 1 dealt with them way before this game commenced.
VALRENBOT: Their assassination attempts were becoming bothersome so 1 had t0 d0 s0mething ab0ut it.
VALRENBOT: 1 am referring to something much more imp0rtant.
VALRENBOT: A threat which both did and did not spawn from this game.
ADEMAU: so quoi are tu mooting about
ADEMAU: est-ce pire than the black king and queen?
VALRENBOT: Yes.

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ADEMAU: alright je suis getting off topic here even if je suis still conveniently on it
VALRENBOT: What did you learn.
ADEMAU: let's just assume tu ne sais pas anything about a lot of things and that tu es just like everyone else right now
ADEMAU: confused and scrambling for any answers that come leur way
VALRENBOT: Heh alright.
VALRENBOT: 1 will entertain this train of thought.
ADEMAU: wow tu laughed
ADEMAU: points for moi then
ADEMAU: after je left le moon went on a rampage and had moi ass handed to me by the poisson girl
ADEMAU: je decided to travel to le unusual meteor belt nearby
ADEMAU: je found
ADEMAU: secrets hidden on le meteors
ADEMAU: as well as quelques laboratories practically littered everywhere
ADEMAU: certains de le labs had computer rooms and such like obviously any other labs would have but ceux-ci were kind of different
ADEMAU: je n'ai pas eu le temps to investigate much further before j'ai dû leave
ADEMAU: nous avons un game to play so je took priority first
ADEMAU: je suis encore curious about them so je vais take another look at them again
VALRENBOT: Ah yes.
ADEMAU: quoi?
VALRENBOT: 1 remember something of great importance 1 was supp0sed to address to every0ne.
ADEMAU: qu'est-ce que c'est
VALRENBOT: A threat t0 0ur sessi0n.

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VALRENBOT: How is the w0rk coming along.
ADEMAU: salut j'ai been done a long time ago
ADEMAU: remember je suis the technology master around ici
ADEMAU: c'est moi
ADEMAU: compared to the rest of vous guys ne devriez pas be anywhere near votre computers
ADEMAU: still waiting for something to explose already
VALRENBOT: Y0u should have a little m0re faith in some of us.
ADEMAU: ahah sure
ADEMAU: alright elle y est
ADEMAU: endormi for whatever reason
VALRENBOT: Most likely from fatigue.
ADEMAU: or its putain de terrus again
ADEMAU: that abruti needs to learn how to lay le putain off
VALRENBOT: The c0nsequences f0r his acti0ns will be m0st severe.
ADEMAU: oui um
ADEMAU: j'allais to tell you something that j'ai appris while asleep on derse
ADEMAU: well awake je guess would make more sense in that context je ne baise savoir
ADEMAU: waking and dream self are all ridicule topics by this point
ADEMAU: not going to nettle my sponge over this hoofbeast manure

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ADEMAU: jamais thought tu would come ici
ADEMAU: je pensais que tu were too busy with other things
ADEMAU: tu know
ADEMAU: like making sure nous all get out of this vivant
VALRENBOT: That 1 am.
VALRENBOT: As always 1 am doing my usual inspections on everyone's welfare.
VALRENBOT: Especially yours.
ADEMAU: pourquoi should je matter
ADEMAU: personne ever really cared before
ADEMAU: pourquoi should ils now?
VALRENBOT: Believe what you want.
VALRENBOT: For some do care.
ADEMAU: question
ADEMAU: je noticed tu stopped using 0's in votre messages
ADEMAU: how come?
VALRENBOT: Not sure.
VALRENBOT: Maybe 1 sh0uld start again.
VALRENBOT: Maybe 1 sh0uld definitely speak in that dreary t0ne 0f v0ice 1 did f0r a while f0r unfath0mable incentives that made several feel apprehensive t0wards me.
VALRENBOT: Maybe 1 c0uld c0nsider y0ur offer.
ADEMAU: chill
VALRENBOT: The galling emotion chip has been defecting every n0w and again.
VALRENBOT: Excruciating really.
ADEMAU: zut
VALRENBOT: Anyway.
VALRENBOT: What are you doing.
ADEMAU: fixing this pièce de merde
ADEMAU: zurrei n'a pas been able to leave sa planet because of this seeing as je suis sa server player
ADEMAU: j'ai eu to check on sa car je couldn't see sa outside sa hive range
ADEMAU: clobbered le merde out of sa when j'ai arriver
ADEMAU: furieuse for no reason
ADEMAU: that imbécile

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ADEMAU: !
VALRENBOT: Greetings.

13/03/16
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The SYLPH OF VOID has become as temperate as a bleat beast.

13/03/16
"Valren: Check in on the other girl."

The MAGE OF TIME has been meaning to check in on almost everyone in the session. It is important to the progression of the session.

But as thankfully expected, they have all chilled out after all their running about. All their running and screaming and running. It's like if you were babysitting a couple of pansies, even though you have no idea what a baby is. That thought never crossed your mind anyway.

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AM: WHere are we.
RH: probably at the real chamber entrance
AM: Hm.
AM: We Have been walking for a long wHile....
AM: You are a rogue of space correct.
RH: i think thatss the ssymbol
AM: We are probably close to your denizen.
RH: i forgot about thosse
RH: what even iss their purposse
AM: You could find out for yourself.
RH: where are you going
AM: Back out.
AM: I believe you Have to go tHere on your own.
RH: fair enough
AM: I will look around like you suggested.
AM: Later.
RH: ssure

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RH: that iss pretty sstrange
RH: all prosspit dreamerss are ssuppossed to ssee what the cloudss sshow
RH: maybe ssomthing iss up with you
AM: Really.
RH: yeah
RH: i have been going there before ssgrub
RH: i met carapacians
RH: the inhabitantss of the planetss
RH: and i have met the queen
AM: You met tHe queen?.
RH: the white queen yess
RH: remember the battle between good and evil
AM: YeaH I did manage to get tHat from my lusus.
AM: Even if He was stalling.
RH: the kingss are on the battlefield
RH: once we complete whatever goalss we have to achieve
RH: we have to fight the black king
RH: the black king and queen from dersse
RH: ademauss dreamsself most likely came from there
AM: THe pajamas I mentioned?
RH: yeah i got that
RH: sshe wassnt obvioussly on prosspit
AM: I see a ligHt.
AM: And tHe snow is also about gone.

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AM: WHen I woke up.
AM: I left wHat was a copy of my room.
AM: And I saw Skaia.
AM: THere was notHing in tHe clouds.
RH: hmm

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RH: anyway
RH: ssince youre obvioussly ssticking around i have ssome quesstionss for you
AM: Wonderful.
RH: when you were assleep
RH: what happened to you?
AM: I do not get tHis question.
RH: dumbassss
RH: where do you dream
AM: OH tHat.
AM: Well.
AM: I woke up on Prospit I believe.
AM: THe gold one near Skaia.
RH: another joinss the party
AM: Maybe it is because of my title.
RH: who are you
AM: THe Prince of Mind.
AM: How does Valren know our titles anyway.
RH: dont even assk me
AM: You know Him well.
RH: im not sso ssure on that
AM: Skaia is a strange planet
RH: it issnt really
RH: itss cloudss are whatss interessting
AM: THey are?
RH: yess
RH: they sshow passt pressent and future eventss
RH: ssometimess though
AM: WHicH side of Prospit do you Have to be to see any of tHat?
RH: what
AM: I did not see anytHing in tHe clouds.
AM: THey were just clouds from my perspective.
RH: are you ssaying you cant ssee anytHing at all?
AM: No.

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AM: Honestly.
AM: I don't know wHat set Her off.
RH: i ssee...
AM: I did wHat I was ordered to do.
AM: Go to Her planet so tHat sHe can be revived. Or awakened I am not sure.
AM: I did do tHat.
AM: But sHe didn't wake up so I tried again.
AM: One minute I look up to see Her wearing.... pajamas?
AM: Next minute I am sent blasting out of Her communal.
RH: wow...
RH: i know why sshe losst it
AM: WHy?
RH: sshe ssaw you kissssing her
RH: literally you idiot
RH: sshe sstill doessnt like you you know
AM: Yes...
RH: what elsse happened?
AM: We fougHt after tHat. SHe just kept coming and coming and I really did not want to deal witH sometHing so ridiculous. SHe kept screaming at me, telling me to stay away from Her. Well fuck I was trying to leave but sHe just kept using Her psionics and beating tHe dayligHts out of my ass.
AM: I managed to get a Hold of Her, trying to keep Her down.
AM: THen Quello sHowed up and ended tHat madness and you know tHe rest from tHere.
RH: i ssee...
RH: im gonna ssee her ssoon maybe
RH: hope sshess fucking calm by then

25/08/15
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RH: what the hell iss that ssupossed to mean?
AM: You actually taking interest in any of tHis.
RH: sso
RH: playerss are ssupossed to do thiss
AM: Some are not exploring their planets.
RH: ...
RH: what do you want
AM: Hm?
RH: are you here to perssonally assk me on how to deal with her
AM: WHat.
RH: dont play dumb with me inklez
RH: itss not your sstyle
AM: WHat are you even going on about.
RH: ademau
AM: ...
AM: *sigh*.
RH: what even happened over there
RH: did you do ssomething sstupid
RH: well what did i expect knowing you two
AM: ...

25/08/15
"Calise: Be someone else."



AM: I still find it annoying wHen she does tHings like tHat.
AM: Even wHen I simply ask.
AM: SHe does it anyway.
RH: why are you here
RH: why are you sstill following me?
AM: Because tHe last gate I jumped in sent me to a snow world.
AM: Is tHat not obvious.
RH: you dont need to follow me though
AM: I do not know this planet well.
RH: well fucking traversse!
RH: thatss what thiss game is about right?
RH: exploring or whatever bullsshit
RH: not follow the ssnake girl
AM: I apologize.
RH: *ssigh*
RH: dont bother
AM: WHere exactly are you going.
RH: once i came acrossss another temple i decided to actually look around
RH: i found a doorway
RH: went in
RH: and here i am
RH: i assssume itss a ssort of tunnel or ssomething leading to a chamber maybe i dont know
AM: I am Honestly amazed.
RH: at what
AM: At you.

25/08/15
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IP: a7right smarty pants
IP: what do YOU think i shou7d do??
AS: What you are doing is... How it should happen
AS: But your process in having it happen is...
AS: Just dumb...
IP: hey
IP: it77 be over and done with right
AS: You are going with him... Are you not...?
AS: hm hm...
IP: yeah i am
IP: he said i shou7d come with him on his 7itt7e grist binge or whatever he ca77s it
IP: i cou7nt pass up that offer @u@
AS: Youre only... Trying to impress him...
AS: Before you go...
IP: this is the first time were gonna meet!
IP: 7eave me be @o@
AS: Whatever...
AS: Youre going to scare him with this...
AS: Which is... Certainly not good on his part...
IP: i77 just hurry back to him once shit takes p7ace
IP: he77 see im fine!
IP: and he77 be ok
AS: This is not the way... To gain the attention of another
AS: Its downright...
AS: Selfish almost...
IP: oh p7ease
IP: you cant te77 me shit
IP: so just shut it
AS: Fine...
AS: Hope its painless...
IP: i77 be waiting

25/08/15
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IP: you know which p7anet i77 be at
IP: so make sure you get there on time
IP: i cou7d do a77 this myse7f
IP: but
IP: i unno i don think it works that way
IP: or maybe its somethin e7se im remembering
IP: fatherfuck
IP: this game is a rea7 hass7e @/@
IP: i dont rea77y understand how it expected p7ayers to just know shit right off the bat
IP: there aint no instructions
IP: or un7ess it actua77y expects you to cheat!
IP: siigh
IP: which is what im probab7y doin rn @u@
IP: p sure you might do the same soon or whatevs
IP: dont care
IP: maybe you might do it some other way?
IP: good 7uck with that p7an
IP: it a7ready took me forever to figure out that sea was just a hoax
IP: and that runes and the p7anets rea7 civi7ization is down there and shit!
IP: this p7anet may be weird
IP: but its coo7 @D@
IP: the way that sea works is the rea7 weird part
IP: why is it swir7in 7ike that?
IP: ohhhhh
IP: the swir7s piece of the tit7e
IP: sti77 very fucking confusing though
IP: guess we77 never know
IP: 7ike how we77 never know why terrus exists
IP: haahaahaa!
IP: assho7e
IP: hey where the he77 are you
AS: Oh youre ... Finally done...?
AS: hm hm...
IP: you fuckin kidding me?
AS: I was... Busy...
IP: ohhhhhhh
IP: you busy?? @O@
IP: when has THAT never stopped being somethin?
AS: Im not sure...
IP: uuuuuuugh
IP: whats the ho7d up? @/@
AS: Terrus...
IP: speak the name of the jack and his ass wi77 come right around the corner!
IP: what does that shit sac want?
AS: He just finished telling... Me and elorin... What he did to the two lusi...
IP: that so
AS: Yes...
AS: He is... Already a good distance... Away from us...
IP: k then
IP: so are you about ready yet?
AS: In retrospect... I am...
AS: But I still believe... This whole plan of yours...
AS: Is fucking ridiculous...

24/08/15
"Calise: Send a message."


indiscerniblyProdigious [IP] began trolling agapeSuccour [AS]


IP: yo
IP: just bein a reminder since
IP: you know
IP: never too sure on when someone might forget somethin
IP: especia77y when it invo7ves hmm
IP: a 7ife maybe @o@
IP: just finished with a coup7e of imps 7o7
IP: theyre so 7ame!
IP: this game has got to send better enemies
IP: and not ogres
IP: those guys are weebs too
IP: 7east i77 be ab7e to get to the highest of them eche7adders by the end of this
IP: i77 be ready for better shit @p@
IP: heck ima be ready for anythin!
IP: i am so g7ad we are p7aying this game
IP: i mean back there it was ok
IP: i was tota77y fine on my own
IP: not much goin on
IP: now theres so much goin on @D@
IP: anyway
IP: back on topic

24/08/15
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fuckin weebs

24/08/15
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Oh there they are.

24/08/15
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You wonder where the rest of those imps are. Few couldn't have gotten very far...

24/08/15
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24/08/15
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The THIEF OF RAGE makes way out of her home.

19/08/15
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KAREMI: Anyway...
KAREMI: I repeat my question...
KAREMI: What...
KAREMI: Do you want...
TERRUS: to brag what else!
ELORIN: where have i heard that one...
TERRUS: i will kill hue one day
ELORIN: s8re
TERRUS: ...
TERRUS: moving on
TERRUS: hue do know that i
TERRUS: terrus
TERRUS: was the one to kill both metila and huerrei's lususes
ELORIN: wh8 now
TERRUS: zurrei you thick headed idiot!
TERRUS: i made them kill their lususes!
TERRUS: me!!
KAREMI: You have... Terrible mind control terrus...
TERRUS: oh my fucking-
TERRUS: god
TERRUS: i am so done with hue two
KAREMI: ...
KAREMI: They were upset...
KAREMI: What...
KAREMI: And how... Did you even manage...
TERRUS: ahh!
TERRUS: finally!
TERRUS: someone is being somewhat sensible for once
TERRUS: alright huehue
TERRUS: heres how i did it!

19/08/15
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TERRUS: wow
TERRUS: hue guys are boring
ELORIN: not really surprising
TERRUS: shUT UP!
TERRUS: god dammit i cannot stand hue
ELORIN: y8 have said that several times over trollian
TERRUS: thanks for the unimportant input!
TERRUS: fuck off
KAREMI: Alright enough...
TERRUS: oh no!
TERRUS: i dont think were done just yet
KAREMI: What else... Did you want...
KAREMI: Other than... Attempting to antagonize us
TERRUS: hue saying to my face that that did nothing
KAREMI: Yes...
ELORIN: yes
TERRUS: ....
TERRUS: fuck hue

19/08/15
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TERRUS: well well well!
TERRUS: im surprised any of hue two came to my planet
TERRUS: i know hue two are wimps but this is a fucking surprise
TERRUS: but still
TERRUS: huere both idiots
TERRUS: it wont be easy around here i can tell hue that much
TERRUS: but who cares?
TERRUS: hue guys probably ran away like pathetic grubs after one look at an imp
TERRUS: and those guys are lame already!
TERRUS: but i wont tell anyone
TERRUS: maybe
TERRUS: maybe not
TERRUS: i mean look at hue two
TERRUS: i thought the whole no horn thing was an inside joke but
TERRUS: huehue..
TERRUS: its fucking true!
TERRUS: hue wouldnt work there because it would sound like fucking you
TERRUS: quirks are a hassle
TERRUS: something hue two wont get
TERRUS: especially hue karemi
TERRUS: still wearing that jacket eh
TERRUS: nice touch!
TERRUS: anyhue i got shit to do
TERRUS: better shit to do that hang around hue two!
TERRUS: huehuehue!!
ELORIN: are y8 about done yet
TERRUS: what
ELORIN: are y8 about done ye-
TERRUS: i heard what hue said hue little shit!
ELORIN: then why ask again
TERRUS: ....
ELORIN: we only came here for grist and nothing else
TERRUS: i never asked about huer business you idiot!!
ELORIN: just stating a fact
TERRUS: i dont care about facts!
ELORIN: i believe we should leave now
KAREMI: Heh heh...
ELORIN: what should we d8 now karemi?
KAREMI: I believe... hm hm...
KAREMI: We should... heh heh...
KAREMI: Leave...
KAREMI: We could go see someone far more better...
TERRUS: ....

19/08/15
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KAREMI: I feel...
KAREMI: A bit more... Comfortable for some reason...
KAREMI: When I'm wearing it...
KAREMI: You might think it...
KAREMI: Sounds silly...
KAREMI: But I believe... We are not done...
KAREMI: Not out of her grasp... Just yet...
ELORIN: i see
ELORIN: i think i understand enough
ELORIN: i w8nt bother y8 about it
KAREMI: It's fine...
KAREMI: What about your... Spirit guide...
KAREMI: What's that abou-
TERRUS: hello dumbasses!

19/08/15
"Elorin: Speak with Karemi."



KAREMI: That was...
KAREMI: Uneventful... hm hm...
ELORIN: karemi
KAREMI: Hm...?
ELORIN: y8 know y8 arent on alternia anym8re
ELORIN: why are y8 still wearing the jacket
KAREMI: Well...

18/08/15
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They retreat.

18/08/15
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18/08/15
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In the LAND OF MERCURY AND COAL, the WITCH OF LIFE and PAGE OF BLOOD approach the rest of the land's soon to be slaughtered abominations.

16/08/15
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At a true, gruesomely ridiculous spectacle.

16/08/15
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A lone imp watches on...

16/08/15
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In the LAND OF FLORA AND FELIDAE...

16/08/15
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VALRENBOT: We need to keep moving.
VALRENBOT: This still won't be enough grist.
QUELLO: aw man
QUELLO: i thought that was gonna be enough for you!
VALRENBOT: 1mps are ridiculous grubsplay as far as the eye can see.
VALRENBOT: 1 know my planet has the same type of enemies as the others.
VALRENBOT: But 1 still need grist from them.
VALRENBOT: That is why I am doing any of this.
QUELLO: to make ship
VALRENBOT: 1n your context.
VALRENBOT: Yeah.
NEMIRA: SO WERE ALL GOING ON A GRIST BINGE TOGETHER
NEMIRA: AWESOME! â:D
DEMORA: yeah it is
DEMORA: cant wait dawgs
VALRENBOT: 1 swear to god.
DEMORA: admit it
DEMORA: you do hate it when i say that
VALRENBOT: No 1 do not.
DEMORA: whatever you say bolts
VALRENBOT: ...
VALRENBOT: That better not be permanent.
DEMORA: who knows
VALRENBOT: Are we done yet.
DEMORA: totes
NEMIRA: YEP
QUELLO: yeah =B)
VALRENBOT: Good.
VALRENBOT: To the next planet then.

16/08/15
"Afterwards."



DEMORA: hey
DEMORA: uh
DEMORA: getting grist too i see
QUELLO: shell yeah
QUELLO: popped on over here since i wanna make somefin
NEMIRA: WHAT IS IT â:O
QUELLO: some might get to sea and some might not
QUELLO: but you might! =BD
DEMORA: cool cool..
DEMORA: like cool as in the thing youre gonna make
DEMORA: even if we havent seen it
DEMORA: wait shit i mean
DEMORA: just uh
DEMORA: cool
QUELLO: i know my good buoy
DEMORA: yeah....
DEMORA: cool..
NEMIRA: COOL â:3
QUELLO: school =B)
DEMORA: cool.....
QUELLO: school =B)
NEMIRA: COOL â:3
VALRENBOT: May 1 intervene.
QUELLO: yeah you say school too
VALRENBOT: Mm.
VALRENBOT: Nah.
QUELLO: clam
VALRENBOT: Anyways.

16/08/15
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Well that's interesting...

16/08/15
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16/08/15
"And even later still."

06/08/15
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06/08/15
"Some time later, but not much."

06/08/15
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If it weren't already obvious to the eye, you certainly haven't come in peace.

06/08/15
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06/08/15
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06/08/15
"And in time."

03/08/15
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You leave with haste.

03/08/15
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VALRENBOT: Why w0uld y0u put s0mething like that int0 the r0b0t???
METILA: !t was to help when you had to f!ght !
METILA: well !f there were that case on altern!a
METILA: and also so that !t wasnt bor!ng when you had to use !t
METILA: ! had no !dea you were actually going to use !t !
VALRENBOT: 0f c0urse 1 was g0ing t0 use it!
VALRENBOT: Why else w0uld 1 ask f0r a s0ulb0t in particular!?
METILA: !!
VALRENBOT: 1'm s0rry.
VALRENBOT: Just.
VALRENBOT: 1 am leaving.
VALRENBOT: Bef0re 1 d0 anything that w0uld cause harm t0 y0u.
METILA: wa!t
METILA: ! st!ll need to f!x !t for you !
VALRENBOT: 1'll be back.
VALRENBOT: When.
VALRENBOT: 1'm.
VALRENBOT: LESS FUCKING ANGRY.

03/08/15
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VALRENBOT: What in the w0rld IS THIS??
METILA: ohh....
VALRENBOT: What is.
VALRENBOT: This FEELING.
VALRENBOT: WAIT.
VALRENBOT: Why the FUCK AM I S0 ANGRY?
VALRENBOT: WHY AM 1 S0 FUCKING AGITATED?!
VALRENBOT: WHY AM 1 S0 VERY MUCH FUCKING ENRAGED RIGHT N0W?!?
VALRENBOT: METILA.
METILA: !....
METILA: theres a ch!p ! bel!eve
METILA: that controls your emot!ons
METILA: and...
METILA: there m!ght be a malfunct!on !

03/08/15
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METILA: wow...
METILA: !ts actually work!ng...
METILA: um
METILA: how !s !t?
VALRENBOT: 1t's.
VALRENBOT: Different 0pp0sed t0 the gh0stly stature 1 just had.
METILA: well you had no legs after all
VALRENBOT: True th0ugh this is better.
VALRENBOT: Hm.
METILA: ! wonder !f-
VALRENBOT: Wait.
VALRENBOT: What is this...

03/08/15
"Valrensprite: Enter soulbot."

03/08/15
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METILA: there are some mechan!sms that ! th!nk ! should check aga!n so that noth!ng
METILA: we!rd happens..
VALRENSPRITE: Weird.
VALRENSPRITE: What is weird in this c0ntext.
METILA: we!rd as !n
METILA: just we!rd
VALRENSPRITE: Ah.
VALRENSPRITE: Y0u can check them 0nce 1 am finished here.
METILA: w!th what?
VALRENSPRITE: 1 must merge with the vessel n0w.
VALRENSPRITE: 1 cann0t waste anym0re time.
METILA: wa!t what??

03/08/15
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VALRENSPRITE: Hell0 Metila.
METILA: oh gosh !
VALRENSPRITE: 1 startled y0u.
VALRENSPRITE: Ap0l0gies.
METILA: !ts ok
VALRENSPRITE: G00d.
VALRENSPRITE: 1s it finished?
METILA: yeah ! guess
METILA: but

03/08/15
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You arrived on time.

03/08/15
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03/08/15
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03/08/15
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You make short work with these imps.

03/08/15
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03/08/15
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03/08/15
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We are now the dead troll boy.

03/08/15
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SPIDERNOIDSPRITE: I am wary of him
SPIDERNOIDSPRITE: Playing this game with you
SPIDERNOIDSPRITE: He is absolutely disgusting in every which way possible
SPIDERNOIDSPRITE: I only wish for you to be safe
SPIDERNOIDSPRITE: Safe and far from him
METILA: youre worr!ed
SPIDERNOIDSPRITE: Of course I am
SPIDERNOIDSPRITE: Look at what the scum did to me
SPIDERNOIDSPRITE: And what he almost did to you
METILA: ! dont th!nk that was h!m that t!me
SPIDERNOIDSPRITE: I know
SPIDERNOIDSPRITE: I am speaking about before
METILA: ! know youre caut!ous and all
METILA: but
METILA: !d l!ke to try for once
METILA: by myself
METILA: !d l!ke to play the game
METILA: and see what happens you know?
SPIDERNOIDSPRITE: Yes
SPIDERNOIDSPRITE: I know
SPIDERNOIDSPRITE: You have to anyway
SPIDERNOIDSPRITE: And though I myself am not too sure
SPIDERNOIDSPRITE: You will
SPIDERNOIDSPRITE: You will be fine
SPIDERNOIDSPRITE: Fine enough
METILA: huh
SPIDERNOIDSPRITE: Is your friend not coming to collect that machine
METILA: oh yeah
METILA: we should get back now !

03/08/15
"Metila: Speak with lusus."



METILA: are you ok?
SPIDERNOIDSPRITE: I should be asking you that
METILA: oh
SPIDERNOIDSPRITE: I told you not to go wandering off
SPIDERNOIDSPRITE: What did you do
METILA: wander off..
SPIDERNOIDSPRITE: Exactly
SPIDERNOIDSPRITE: Until I deem you ready enough to go about the place
SPIDERNOIDSPRITE: Stay very close to the hive
METILA: but...
METILA: !m not a wr!ggler anymore !
METILA: plus
METILA: should ! not be walk!ng around r!ght now?
METILA: ! cant just stay at the h!ve forever
METILA: ! know we have to do stuff !n th!s game
METILA: !m sure of !t !
SPIDERNOIDSPRITE: Very true
SPIDERNOIDSPRITE: Still
SPIDERNOIDSPRITE: ...

03/08/15
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We are now Metila.

Thank goodness your lusus who is also a sprite now got you out of the water and brought you to shore. You'd be dead before anything would have started!

30/07/15
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CTV: my lame ass was freakfin out because
CTV: i thought that i actually did krill them!
CTV: i was p much losing it
CTV: then she showed up and told me everyfin
CTV: and then that was it
CVL: wow
CTC: THAT MUST HAVE BEEN REALLY HARD FUR YOU TO WATCH THOUGH
CTV: shell yeah it was
CAP: see there
CAP: no
CAP: hear that
CAP: i think i hear the sound of a fucking apology coming along
CRH banned CAP from responding to memo.
CRH: alright
CRH: now that that iss fucking over
CRH: i can conclude that we have been able to get that missh massh out of the way
CRH: can we all agree on that?
CAS: What about... Metila...?
CRH: oh yeah...
CAC: 1 will be visiting her sh0rtly.
CAC: She has s0mething that 1 have requested 0f her.
CRH: what thing
CAC: Y0u'll see s00n en0ugh.
CAC: Anyway.
CAC: 1 think it w0uld be best if y0u cl0se this mem0.
CRH: i wass going to do that anyway
CRH: but yeah
CAC: It's 0k.

CRH closed memo.

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30/07/15
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CTV: yeah =B/
CTV: it was me who put everyone to sleep
CRH: ummm
CRH: any particular reasson why??
CRH: wass it a joke?
CRH: a prank?
CRH: ssome kind of cool the fuck down everyone!message??
CTV: pfft
CTV: moby it's you who should cool down grl
CVL: so um
CVL: why did you put us to sleep um quell?
CTV: it had somefin to do with my apparent powers
CTV: i wanted to check on zerrok and ademau to make sure nothin was going on
CTV: surprise hah
CTV: somefin was goin on =B|
CIP: lmfao @u@
CTV: shush you =BO
CTV: anywave
CTV: i found those two fighting
CTV: like straight up blows being thrown
CTC: WOW
CTV: so i just got reel mad
CTV: because i was so fed up with those two at each other's throats
CTV: it was getting soooo ooooold
CTV: but then for some reason
CTV: i got out my trident
CTC: IS IT REALLY A TRIDENT THOUGH?
CTV: i have no idea what you call it
CTV: but i got it out and then some weird ship started happening
CTV: i parted those two
CTV: and then they fell asleep
CAC: Quell0.
CTV: hmm
CAC: That really is n0t what happened.
CTV: sh just gimme a sec
CTV: turns out it actually wasn't me
CTV: but my lusus
CTV: sea condescension's lusus releases The Vast Glub if krilled right
CRH: yess
CTV: and since we are shoret of close in a shoret of relation to some extent
CTV: i dunno
CTV: my lusus releases the vast blub when she's krilled putting people to sleep rather than what the glub does
CTV: which she was
CTV: killed i mean
CTV: that's maybe why ademau woke up on derse...
CTV: so you didn't krill her nemira
CTC: OH GOOD â:3
CTV: dam am i getting sidetracked
CRH: you think?
CTV: shhhhhh
CTV: so
CTV: i think i would have accidentally krilled them if my lusus didn't step in =B[
CVL: whats even going on ever there
CTV: they're there
CTV: ignoring each other
CTV: it's so awkward right now
CTV: and i don't think i can even kelp the situation anymore
CTV: *siiighs*
CRH: sso how exactly did your lussuss know what could have happened?
CRH: i dont think sprites can leave their players planet
CTV: apparently they can

30/07/15
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CURRENT rhabdophisHerpet [CRH] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board QUESSTIONING.

CRH: alright
CRH: thank god i figured out how the hell to make one of thesse
CRH: obvioussly ass the name of the memo ssuggesstss
CRH: thiss iss a memo of quesstioning
CRH: quesstionss on what the fuck jusst happened in the sspan of a few minutess ago i guessss
CRH: i dont know if it actually happened to anyone elsse or not
CRH: or if it happened to a few of you
CRH: the fact sstill remainss that whatever jusst happened wass fucking weird and sstrange
CRH: and ssomething iss to blame
CRH: or not
CRH: i really have no fucking clue at all
CURRENT technicallyChipper [CTC] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.
CTC: UM
CTC: DO I
CTC: GET A CHANCE TO SAY SOMETHING HERE?
CTC: IF NOT ILL LEAVE I GUESS â:X
CRH: ugh
CRH: no you idiot
CRH: if what i remember from that lasst memo iss right
CRH: quello jusst overreacted a bit
CRH: ssurprissing enough
CRH: you didnt do sshit
CTC: I STILL HAVE ABSURLUTELY NO IDEA ON WHAT HAPPENED THOUGH
CTC: UM
CTC: BLEH
CTC: MY HEAD HURRTS WURSE NOW â:C
CRH: did you not
CRH: have ssomething to ssay here
CTC: OH YES
CTC: I THINK I MIGHT HAVE AN IDEA ON WHAT YURR TALKING ABOUT
CTC: OR NOT WHAT EVEN ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT
CRH: god dammit
CRH: im talking about how i jusst randomly fell assleep jusst now!
CTC: OHHHH YEAH THATS WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY HAPPENED TO ME
CURRENT indiscerniblyProdigious [CIP] responded to memo.
CIP: wooooooooooooooooow
CIP: and everyone was just suppooosed to pick that up
CIP: you fucking idiot @p@
CRH: sshut the fuck up if you have nothing important to ssay
CRH: i am not about to deal with anyoness assinine bullsshit
CIP: take a chance with it though
CIP: because it just so happens that the same shit happened to me too
CRH: did it now
CIP: yeah
CIP: woke up in a fucking river though
CIP: that was funny @D@
CTC: ARE YOU OKAY â:O
CIP: yeah im totes fine
CIP: nothin fazes me
CRH: bss
CURRENT arisingConflagration [CAC] responded to memo.
CAC: T0 n0t make anything else completely cumbers0me in this mem0 0f y0urs Zurrei.
CAC: As well as unnecessary.
CAC: Yes every0ne did fall asleep f0r a very sh0rt peri0d 0f time.
CAC: And is awake n0w.
CRH: good to know that wass cleared up
CURRENT venerationLiberator [CVL] responded to memo.
CVL: it was so weird though
CVL: like dawg
CVL: here i am just slaying at this game
CVL: next minute im in this place that looks like my room but more
CVL: my colours
CVL: and im wearing this weird yellow outfit
CVL: i think it might have been pajamas or something
CVL: i dunno
CVL: someone help me out here
CAC: Y0u were dreaming.
CVL: that helps
CRH: you were you moron
CRH: remember when i sspoke about waking up in thiss golden place
CRH: yeah
CRH: you were on Prosspit jusst now
CRH: well it hass one s
CRH: but you fucking know
CVL: oh yeah
CVL: what even was that place
CURRENT agapeSuccour [CAS] responded to memo.
CAS: It is...
CAS: A place you go to in the game... When you go to sleep... hm hm...
CAS: Much like the place... Where I went to...
CAS: Derse... hm hm...
CAS: And you wake up... As your dreamself...
CVL: huh
CVL: alright then
CVL: gosh your typing is as weird as ever dawg
CTC: HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THAT â:O
CAS: Voices have told me... hm hm...
CRH: uuuugh voicess again
CRH: voicess voicess voicess voicess!
CRH: when will you guyss sstop lisstening to unknown fucking forcess that are proabably bad??
CRH: like can that be a thing ass of now?!
CAC: N0.
CAS: No...
CRH: fuck
CIP: hi fucking 7arious @D@
CIP: a7so
CIP: anyone e7se wonderin why the he77 the b7ue gir7 aint on7ine
CIP: wuz up with that
CVL: huh
CRH: god
CRH: DAMMIT
CRH: is it terruss??!
CURRENT annihilationProceeder [CAP] responded to memo.
CAP: hey bitch
CAP: dont go and blame me for any shit right now
CAP: i am not responsible for anything
CRH: what in the ever loving fuck do you think youre talking about???
CRH: sshit iss alwayss your fault!
CRH: it iss ALWAYSS your fucking fault!!
CAP: wow calm down there
CAP: no need to cry over spilled milk or anything
CAP: like say
CAP: spilled blood HUEHUEHUE!
CRH: ARE YOU SSSSERIOUSSSS RIGHT NOW??
CTC: HEY ASSHOLE
CTC: WHY DONT YOU TAKE YOUR SHIT SOMEWHERE ELSE
CAS: ?...
CVL: wow :v
CAP: yeah im reaaal scared of hue
CAP: huehue
CAC: Refrain fr0m 0pening that disgusting m0uth 0f y0urs f0r a while.
CAC: N0 0ne required y0ur presence in the first place.
CURRENT teuthidaVacater [CTV] responded to memo.
CTV: um guys
CTV: before ship gets worse
CTV: i should just give the season why everyone fell asleep
CRH: yess pleasse
CRH: if you actually have any ideass at all
CTV: whale yeah i do
CTV: it was me
CVL: what

29/07/15
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(Meaning the following panels would have made up a flash. Unfortunately the author is a broke ass tool and can't get adobe flash. Bummer)

02/07/15
"Nemira: Troll Valren."


technicallyChipper [TC] began trolling arisingConflagration [AC]


TC: VALREN
TC: I DUNNO IF YOU KNOW THIS BUT
TC: WELL MAYBE YOU DO I DUNNO
TC: BUT THE REASON WHY ZURREI AND METILAS LUSI ARE DEAD IS BECAUSE OF TERRUS â:(
TC: HE USED HIS STUPID POWURRS TO DO IT AND...
TC: I CANT BELIEVE I THOUGHT HE WAS A GOOD PURRSON!
TC: WHY AM I SO DAMN BLIND TO STUFF...
TC: I HOPE ZURREIS ALRIGHT
TC: WELL IT IS HER WERE TALKING ABOUT SO I GUESS SHE IS
TC: BUT METILA THOUGH
AC: Caw.
TC: ???

02/07/15
"Nemira: Contemplate on this conversation."

There's nothing really to contemplate on. He used manipulation to have Metila kill her lusus and then mind control Zurrei to kill her lusus. Nothing too hard to understand but that doesn't mean it's easy to just accept.

God how could you have been so blind to this guy's shittiness? You really should have listened to your furiends you mean friends oh what does it matter by this point.

You think you are going to report this.

02/07/15
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TC: YOU
TC: YOU DID WHAT??
TC: ALSO ITS LUSI BUT
AP: i dont give two shits and what are hue deaf?
AP: i killed metila and zurreis pathetic lususes!
AP: and i even had my eyes closed while doing it huehue!
TC: NO
TC: HOW IS THAT EVEN PAWSIBLE?
TC: YOU YURRSELF SAY THAT YURR MIND CONTROL THING DOESNT WORK VERY WELL
AP: yeah they are shitty
AP: but its like hue forgot that i can manage to take control of that wimp metila and use huer powers for my own!
AP: just so hue know its her and not your because i know huer fucking slow at this shit
TC: ARRGH
TC: YURR FUCKING QUIRK HAS ALWAYS BEEN SO STUPID!! >â:O
TC: I DIDNT WANT TO BE MEAN OR ANYTHING
TC: BUT NOW YOU HAVE MEOW SO MAD GRRR!
TC: WAIT
TC: FUCK
TC: MEOW DOESNT EVEN LOOK OR SOUND RIGHT THERE!!
AP: huer stupid cat puns are fucking ridiculous and worse than my quirk!
AP: at least i have been truthful from the very beginning about everything
TC: HELL NO
TC: MY CAT PUNS ARE PAWESOME
AP: whatever
TC: WHY WOULD YOU HAVE ZURREI AND METILA KILL THEIR LUSI ANYWAY?
AP: hue were always such a naive idiot
AP: but i guess i should make a refresher for hue
AP: i hate every single last one of hue shits
AP: and i do want hue all to suffer
AP: by my hand
AP: because hue all deserve it
AP: and i hate metila the most because she doesnt deserve to be higher than me
AP: shes a sad and pathetic troll who was hatched a mistake
AP: and she gets me so damn angry
AP: why not mess with huer?
AP: its fucking hilarious knowing huer ass is crying because she knows shes the worst!
TC: OH GOD
TC: EFURYONE WAS RIGHT
TC: YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE
TC: IM NOT EVEN SORRY FUR SAYING THAT!
AP: pfft
AP: as if any of huer 'insults' could affect me ever
AP: theyre meaningless now
AP: now if huell excuse me
AP: i have a game to beat
AP: as well as dumbass idiots
AP: huehuehue

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annihilationProceeder [AP] began trolling technicallyChipper [TC]


AP: hey clusterfuck
AP: are hue dead yet?
AP: if hue are then that would be pretty fucking embarrassing
AP: cat boy died by meteor
AP: huehuehue
TC: NO IM NOT DEAD
AP: dammit
AP: i was hoping i would get to come over there and dance over huer pathetic little corpse
AP: it would be one of the best days of my life knowing huer sorry ass was gone
TC: HAH YURR JUST JOKING AGAIN
AP: hardly
AP: but
AP: today is slowly turning into the best day ever huehue!
TC: WHY IS IT THOUGH â:O
AP: because
AP: i have managed to break down two out of the rest of hue annoying guys
AP: killing two beasts with one stone
AP: literally huehue
TC: WAIT WHAT
TC: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING
AP: im saying meow beast litter for brains
AP: is that i have managed to fuck over that blue piece of shit and that hissing bitch
AP: by having them kill their own lususes! HUEHUEHEU!

26/06/15
"Quello: Be Nemira."



TC: HEY I DIDNT DIE!
TC: WHATS EVEN GOING ON AGAIN â:?
VL: dawg
VL: youre in the medium
VL: well
VL: youre supposed to be i dunno
TC: WHATS THE MEDIUM?
VL: oh my god
VL: where even is your lusus sprite anyway
TC: HES OFF SOMEWHERE
TC: SOMEWHERE OUT IN THE WEIRD FURREST OUT THERE
VL: a forest huh
VL: im somewhere where theres nothing
VL: also fucking breezy for some reason i dunno
TC: BREEZY â:?
TC: SO WERE NOT ALL IN THE SAME AREA?
VL: doesnt seem like it
VL: like dude
VL: i cant see jack shit
VL: seriously theres literally nothing i can see from where i am
VL: except some monsters
VL: damn are they ugly
TC: I HAVENT SEEN ANY MONSTURS
VL: well youre lucky for now
VL: i think well all be seeing more of these guys
TC: WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ALREADY?
VL: i hassled my lusus for information
VL: simple really
TC: HMM
TC: HOLD ON A SECOND IM GETTING A MESSAGE
VL: from who?
TC: TERRUS!
VL: not that piece of shit

25/06/15
"Quello: Go back inside."



AM: Quello you may not read this right now.
AM: But I will be outside with my rifle.
AM: Brace yourself.
AM: Wait what's the point of typing this anyway you're only going to know afterwards.
AM: I'm rambling by now.
TV: hey that's cheatin
AM: What now.
TV: you blastfin that poor beast off during our fight dude
TV: we were having a blast!
AM: I know it was trying to eat you again.
TV: no it wasn't
AM: Yes it was.
TV: no it wasn't
AM: Yes it was.
TV: no
AM: Yes.
TV: no
AM: Yes.
TV: no
AM: Quello.
TV: ok ok it had me in a head lock
TV: a good one too
AM: Ugh.
AM: Promise that you will cancel all your little 'meetings' for the day.
TV: no promises! =BP
AM: Also.
AM: The creatures of the deep have also made their own fair shares of trickery upon you.
TV: true...

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25/06/15
"Quello: Look up."

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Damn this ones real feisty today! He's got you in a literal head lock and doesn't seem to be letting go anytime soon.

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25/06/15
"Zerrok: Finally do something awesome."

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You can't have any interruptions today, and her going out to do her games are one of them. You know it's what she does but come on. She could do that later if she wanted to.

24/06/15
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Ok to be clear, you do not ever eat the defeated. That'd be just straight up wrong.

24/06/15
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Hi
How you doin?
You're a pretty one ain't ya?
Oh you ain't gonna bother nobody
Do you wanna be my friend?

I'm gonna eat ya

24/06/15
"Quello: Seek out visitor."

24/06/15
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TV: hot clams! =BO
AM: What.
TV: we got a big one
TV: well maybe not that big but
TV: it's big none the less!
AM: Wait.
AM: Are you talking about your highly dangerous roughhousings?
TV: shell yes =BD
AM: Quello no.
AM: We are supposed to be playing a game soon.
AM: As stupefying as it all may be.
AM: Valren requested for us all to play.
AM: So we should be ready.
TV: dude
TV: come on
TV: it won't take long
AM: Quello.
AM: Please.
AM: Just stay inside.
AM: Isn't there one in particular that does not necessarily fancy you like the rest.
AM: If I remember right that one attempts repeatedly to eat you.
AM: That is never a good sign.
AM: Hmm.
AM: And you have left your block haven't you.
AM: God.
AM: Dammit.

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TV: am i supposed to know this person?
AM: Yes Quello.
AM: You know tHem well.
TV: hmm
TV: you suuuure i know them?
TV: we gots lots a fronds inkz
TV: could be anyone
AM: God dammit.
TV: mind elaborating me on who they might be? =B)
AM: You are so difficult.
AM: But fine.
AM: I will play along witH tHis frivolous game of yours.
TV: (lol)
AM: THey do belong to our party.
AM: In fact tHey are amongst tHe lowest bloods.
TV: didn't we talk aboat this inkz?
TV: sure you wanna go down that lane today?
AM: Am I not speaking Quello.
TV: go on =BT
AM: Yes.
AM: Now tHey are someone tHat I do not particularly get along witH very well and you all know tHis all too well.
AM: THey Have tHe tendency to send files sHrouded in lies and confusion just to taunt me as tHey cause several problems for my computing equipment.
AM: THis is sometHing also known too well by tHe rest of you.
TV: (heheh)
AM: I am also prone to aggravate tHem at times.
AM: Many times in fact tHat by now it is straigHt up embarrassing.
AM: Well.
AM: Not nearly as embarrassing as tHe fact tHat I am even.
AM: Entertaining tHem furtHer...
TV: man you two squabble a lot
TV: it's adorable
TV: no wait
TV: adoraBUBBLE =BD
AM: THere is absolutely notHing adorabubble about our ridiculous repartee Quello.
AM: Dammit 'adorable'.
AM: Absolutely notHing.
AM: It is all just disgusting to me really.
AM: For even involving myself witH Her in tHe first place.
AM: And yet.
AM: THere is no sense of deploration at all.
AM: Incredible.
TV: are you maybe
TV: hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
AM: WHat.
AM: Maybe wHat.
TV: havin some affections of any kind? =B))
AM: Oh god.
AM: No.
TV: maybe sommmmmmmmme
AM: Stop tHat.
AM: Oh fucking Hell.
AM: Do not go on any furtHer tHan tHat.
TV: flushed feelings???? =BD
AM: God.
AM: Dammit.
TV: LOL
AM: Ok.
AM: I will just go on my merry way believing tHat you were only just trying to provoke me and not trying to place any flippant accusations upon all tHis.
TV: whatever
TV: and betides
TV: i don't think black is even in order
AM: WHy not caliginous.
AM: If we went by our planets social standards tHat would be the most plausible of a conclusion.
TV: except we don't grommet
TV: we don't reely go by her rules
TV: if anyfin screw her rules!
AM: I can get beHind tHat notion.
AM: We all Have been anyway.
AM: But back on topic no.
AM: I am not waxing in any quadrant for Her.
TV: could you imagine her reaction if ya did?
TV: lmfao
TV: grl would freak the blub out
AM: I sHudder to tHink of it at all.
AM: You know sHe Has a great distaste in me.
TV: yeah no shit
TV: you called her a lowblood vermin one time
TV: to her face and everyfin
AM: UgH.
TV: we were only just getting to know each other right?
TV: boy were you shitty
AM: I apologize again for my poor conduct back tHen.
TV: accepted
AM: Also.
AM: Please don't go gossiping about any of tHis to anyone.
AM: I do not want people tHinking less of me in any way.
TV: never did and never will
TV: you know me
AM: Hm.
AM: I do know you.
AM: I just need to Have tHe reassurance.
TV: it shall forever be locked away tightly in a chest deep within our planet's oceanic depths
AM: THank you.
TV: no probs =BD

21/06/15
"Quello: Troll Zerrok."


teuthidaVacater [TV] began trolling arcaneMisanthropic [AM]


TV: shello!
TV: =BD
TV: i hope you're ready for today's events zerrok
TV: i myshellf cannot wait
TV: for once everyone gets to play together
TV: and i find that pretty exciting in all honesty =B)
AM: Hello Quello.
AM: Still eccentric as ever.
TV: lol
TV: is that so much of a problem?
AM: No.
AM: It is just so.
AM: Unnatural.
AM: For any sea dweller to be like you.
TV: what are you even talkfin aboat
TV: you aren't even one yourshellf =BO
AM: I am a sea dweller Quello.
AM: My fins are just not developed completely for some reason.
AM: Have you for some reason forgotten tHis?
TV: i know that dumbass =BP
TV: was just yankin on your non existent fins
AM: UgH.
TV: man
TV: whats up with you today?
AM: NotHing.
TV: lies
TV: lies lies lies
AM: WHat.
TV: damn it dude you know i know you baitter than anyone else
TV: i know somefins up
TV: and when somefins up
TV: its WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY up
TV: more way up than a tidal wave and that ships WAY up
AM: Interesting.
AM: How ironic your cHoice of words given tHe fact tHat I do in fact Have no fins.
TV: lmfao
TV: you cant hate me
AM: I know.
TV: but in all seariousness i would like to know what the shell is up
TV: c'mon
TV: tell a grl what's on your mind
AM: Dammit, fine you persistent guppy.
TV: =BOO
AM: I will talk.
AM: It is about.
AM: You know wHo.

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Daww just look at those plushes over there. They were among others that were in the chest for some reason. Boy your ancestor must have been a silly lady.

21/06/15
"Zerrok: Examine loot pile."

Ugh, look at this rubbish. Spoils reaped from ridiculous role play antics. For some reason you envy this while at the same time detesting it even more. This is not all of it in your block though. You have a room that stores the rest of this shit.

It will still forever puzzle you as to why Zurrei took part in Flarp. Though it did involve fighting so really no surprise there.

21/06/15
"Quello: Examine tome."

Ahh yes, your ancestor's book of everything she has documented. There is a lot within this book. Things of the most fascinating anyone could ever imagine in things.

There is even something about her having powers or something. While having an enhanced prowess on this planet is not something that is unexpected, sea dwellers usually do not ever have any, unless you were the ruler. Though it is speculated that she managed to tap into these powers in several ways; they are not necessarily 'hers'.

But what do you know? You are still pretty much stumped on how she has powers at all. Your lusus has stated on several occasions that you do have something in you too, but you have never felt any kind of power within you. Gosh you're only just some fish troll who likes to wrestle and surf and chat with friends. Nothing more than that and you are certain of it.

29/05/15
"Enter name."

Fine, he's feeling cooperative this time.

Your name is ZERROK INKLEZ.

You are also a SEA DWELLER since you are also in the highest of the high in the hemospectrum. You could even have been in the line of ruling but this could never be the case.

Your ambition is to be an INCREDIBLE MARKSMAN, to be up there with the greatest and all that silly poppycock and whatnot. You practice with your trusty STURMGEWEHR 58. You chose this rifle specifically because it is a good one and because one of your fellow royal blood friends suggested it for you. Also the name always cracks the smallest of the smallest smiles on your usually cold face. A true comedy.

You have an interest in being in the MILITARY one day. You just hope that hag of a ruler allows even the smallest slot for a new recruit. You also do research for another fellow royal blood friend. She's always nagging you to help you with the ancients. They're dead anyway so what would even be the point of learning about them? For some reason you think you would regret those words as well as instantaneously prolong the belief at some point. You don't know.

You also like to TRAVEL THE SEAS even if you don't even live there like every other normal sea dweller.

Your trolltag is arcaneMisanthropic and you come off as weird and Hard to deal witH according to most people.

29/05/15
"Enter name."

Your name is QUELLO OQUIXE.

You are a SEA DWELLER. You have the SECOND most noble blood possible, the most noble belonging to the ruler herself, HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION. You are also the only one to share your blood with your lusus, just like the ruler with her lusus, making you both pretty much up there for rulership, but obviously she got there before you ever since she suddenly showed up, several sweeps before.

Yes, you were indeed to be the next true ruler to be; ordinarily you would be in PERIL as Her Imperious would make several attempts on your life, but fate AND luck had other plans for you. Anyway you wouldn't have been up for leadership anyway. Not your style.

You are an AVID SPORTSWOMAN of sorts, therefore you engage yourself in several activities water sports has to offer, such as OBVIOUS SWIMMING, WATER POLO as well as EXTREME DIVING, basically even more dangerous than regular diving, etc. But you deal with the more cooler stuff like UNDERWATER WRESTLING and SURFING. You created the former since it was never really a thing and because you like to battle ENORMOUS SEA CREATURES and you love it. That's one of the few things you would have incorporated if you had chosen to rule.

On one of your diving escapades you came across 12 CHESTS hidden in a cave, each belonging to the ancestor of your FRIENDS, yours included. You like to read up on them; yours was so much better at what she was doing than whatever you could have done. A lot of shit went down back then apparently. Your lusus says that you would meet her one day, but you're not entirely sure about all that even if in the ANCIENT BOOK OF YOUR ANCESTOR itself has that in it too. Ah well.

Your trolltag is teuthidaVacater and you are totally the most radical as stated by several others.

25/05/15
"Fishtroll boy: Do something interesting."

No.

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"Fishtroll girl: Go home."

25/05/15
"Be the last two trolls."

Looks like we're doing this again.

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Ok time to move on. Who else is on the agenda?

How about the last two? What's their deal? They probably live underwater or something. And we are most definitely correct in some way.

25/05/15
"Elorin: Speak with spirit guide."



CALFSPRITE: where
CALFSPRITE: where am i
ELORIN: in my hive
CALFSPRITE: hive?
ELORIN: have y8 ever seen really big grey blocks around where you were
CALFSPRITE: yeah
CALFSPRITE: yeah i think i saw some
CALFSPRITE: and even really tall green ones
ELORIN: well the grey blocks are called hives
ELORIN: and the tall green ones that also have those grey blocks jutting around them are called communal hive stems
ELORIN: they are what us trolls live in
ELORIN: but y8 live outside in the grasslands
CALFSPRITE: ok
CALFSPRITE: ...
ELORIN: what is it
CALFSPRITE: *sniff*
ELORIN: ?
CALFSPRITE: my momma
CALFSPRITE: do you
CALFSPRITE: know where she is?
ELORIN: no
ELORIN: i found you dead by yourself
CALFSPRITE: *sniff* ...
ELORIN: its ok
ELORIN: y8 dont have t8 hold back
CALFSPRITE: but i dont wanna cry
CALFSPRITE: i think *sniff*
CALFSPRITE: i think i should be ok
CALFSPRITE: but it really isnt isnt it
ELORIN: it really is y8 know
CALFSPRITE: ?
ELORIN: ill make a promise
CALFSPRITE: what kind of promise?
ELORIN: a g8d one
ELORIN: ill make sure you get to see your momma again
ELORIN: im guessing your momma is the one who took care of you
ELORIN: but ill make sure of it
CALFSPRITE: !

25/05/15
"======>"

So you had to improvise.

25/05/15
"======>"

But unlike everyone else on this planet, you do not have a lusus.

25/05/15
"Demora: Be Elorin."

You are now Elorin.

In the past.

You were told to prototype your kernelsprite.

25/05/15
"======>"



DEMORA: oh man oh man oh man
DEMORA: i have no idea on how to talk to her
DEMORA: she isnt taking the death as well as i did with you...
DEMORA: fuck
DEMORA: how do i deal with this????
FOXSPRITE: I may not know all your friends
FOXSPRITE: But I can only say that maybe you should try talking to her a bit more
FOXSPRITE: Its always best to try that
DEMORA: ugh i already did jeez
FOXSPRITE: Just keep trying until she feels better?
DEMORA: man what do you know
DEMORA: youre an animal
FOXSPRITE: Demora
FOXSPRITE: I am only fox
FOXSPRITE: I was one a while ago
FOXSPRITE: And I am still one now even if I am supposed to have a vast knowledge as a floaty ghost
FOXSPRITE: I can only do so much :>
DEMORA: yeah ok... sorry :<
FOXSPRITE: Its alright

25/05/15
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pusillanimousExpedition [PE] began trolling venerationLiberator [VL]


PE: oh noooooooo!!
VL: wow wow wow
VL: whats the matter dawg?
PE: !ts..
PE: my lusus!
VL: what happened?
VL: i turn my back for one second and then i see you frantically mashing your keyboard in the next
PE: ! was putt!ng down more mach!nes for terrus
PE: and then !
PE: blacked out??
PE: ! heard a loud no!se outs!de and ! woke up
PE: to see my lusus dead under some rocks!
VL: oh damn i can see her....
PE: !ts all my fault that shes dead...
VL: come on dawg try to calm down
PE: calm down??
PE: ! cant stay calm my lusus d!ed from an avalanche!
PE: ! know ! should but she d!d so much for me and now shes dead and now !m just really really sad
VL: im sorry metila but...
VL: we gotta be cool about all this i mean meteors are still coming you know
PE: :'(

24/05/15
"Valren: Talk to teuthidaVacater."


teuthidaVacater [TV] began trolling arisingConflagration [AC]


TV: blub where are you??
TV: there's all these blubbing meteors falling
TV: I'm wondering if I should go out and get those chests...
AC: Y0u sh0uld.
TV: oh hey
TV: um
TV: what's with the
AC: There is n0 time f0r me t0 explain pr0perly.
AC: But 1 am dead.
TV: oh shit
TV: reely??
AC: Yes.
TV: wow
AC: 1t d0es n0t matter.
AC: This is the way it sh0uld be.
TV: water load a carp! (<- nailed it)
TV: no one should be dead!
AC: 1 am.
AC: All 0ther 0bjecti0ns t0 the fact are invalid.
AC: But still.
AC: F0r y0ur sake.
AC: 1 can tell y0u 0ne thing.
TV: what's that?
AC: 1 w0n't be dead f0r l0ng.
TV: blub blub shrug =B/
TV: hold on
TV: does zurray know you're dead???
TV: she is your surfer player after all
TV: she is totes gonna be freaking out!
AC: 1 hid the b0dy.
AC: S0 that w0n't happen.
TV: whew!
TV: good thinkfin
TV: cuz you know..
AC: N0.
AC: 1 d0n't actually.
TV: =BP
TV: anywave
TV: you said I should go out to get the chests
AC: Yes.
TV: are they incredifinly important?
AC: Yes and n0.
TV: so I should just stay here?
AC: N0.
TV: urrrgh
TV: come on dude!
AC: Y0u sh0uld hurry.
AC: The mete0rs will st0p f0r n0 0ne.
TV: radical
TV: brb
AC: Caw.
AC: Wh00ps.
TV: =BO

22/05/15
"Become Valrensprite."

Certainly unwanted for you to remain dead anyway.

22/05/15
"======>"

22/05/15
"======>"

You take note of your prototyped kernelsprite.

It is already obvious what you are about to do.

22/05/15
"======>"

You are now DEAD. Your spirit was always a rather restless one, so this is why you have not completely passed on from this physical plane. It is also because you have important things to do, so you refuse to pass on.

You knew this was to happen on this day, and to everyone else this would probably be sort of a welcomed twist and outcome.

22/05/15
"But strangely."

This was all a much more favorable outcome.

So he's like what now. A ghost?

Huh.

22/05/15
"======>"

Unfortunately, he would not make it.

22/05/15
"Some time ago."

The CARNELIAN BLOOD would make a mad dash for the safety of his hive, away from the danger of the meteors.

22/05/15
"Zurrei: Answer."


arcaneMisanthropic [AM] began trolling rhabdophisHerpet [RH]


AM: Good day.
AM: THougH we don't exactly talk on a regular basis.
AM: I would like to make an inquiry.
RH: huh
AM: OH.
AM: I wasn't expecting you to reply immediately.
RH: i am not about to put up with any of your pointlessss rambless
AM: I do not ramble.
AM: I simply cHoose to explain myself as tHorougHly as I can so as not to invite unnecessary questions.
RH: uhuh
AM: Back to tHe point.
AM: THe inquiry.
RH: yess thiss
AM: I do Hope you won't maneuver your way out of tHis.
AM: I Honestly cannot tolerate it wHen you do.
RH: oh no
RH: there wont be any of that
RH: unlessss im provoked
AM: You see.
AM: THat's the prime reason wHy He wouldn't want anytHing to do witH you most of the time.
AM: You are so difficult.
AM: It's unbelievable.
RH: wait
RH: what
AM: WHy do you go out of your way to antagonize people?
AM: It's ridiculous.
AM: Just like Her.
AM: So.
AM: Unbelievably difficult.
AM: And wHat's worse.
AM: You two are friends.
AM: An even monstrous HeadacHe for anyone.
RH: hey
AM: WHat.
RH: sshut the fuck up
AM: ...
AM: Fine.
RH: you are the sseriouss bane to my unfortunate fucking exisstance
RH: just hurry up
RH: and assk your sstupid quesstion
AM: Hmm.
AM: So tHere is no possible solution to escape sucH awkward situations sucH as tHis?
RH: no
RH: you made it that way anyway
AM: How unfortunate.
AM: Well.
AM: I wanted to know wHat was going on on Her end.
AM: SHe refuses to converse.
AM: I only receive error messages.
RH: i do too
RH: sso i dunno
AM: UgH.
RH: why do you ssuddenly care
AM: THey say.
AM: If sometHing did Happen wHile sHe was entering.
AM: I was to.
AM: Do.
AM: SometHing.
RH: ssomething like what...

arcaneMisanthropic [AM] ceased trolling rhabdophisHerpet [RH]

RH: tf

19/05/15
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Ok you think you're going to leave her alone for a while and...

Hey...

What the hell does this guy want?

19/05/15
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rhabdophisHerpet [RH] began trolling kathadosÃlectrostatique [KE]


RH: are you there
RH: why the fuck am i nook deep in white powder that a fucking cold blood sshat out of their fucking assss
RH: iss thiss ssomething dealing with your whole end of the world thing?
RH: damn i thought that wass a fucking joke!
RH: cant believe you were actually sseriousss
RH: hmm
RH: hey what the hell iss even going on on your end?
[image]
RH: .....

19/05/15
"======>"

God DAMMIT is it cold here. Why the hell does it have to be so cold?? WHY???

Good thing you made this thing with the alchemiter. There is absolutely no way you are going to be making trip after trip from the land and back to your hive. You really have got to ask that girl on what the hell is going on around here.

19/05/15
"Later for another."

The ROGUE OF SPACE has finally arrived to her land.

19/05/15
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AP: hey
AP: whats up with huer face
AP: hue look even more stupid than before lol
IP: ugh

19/05/15
"Calise: Talk to the asshole's friend."


indiscerniblyProdigious [IP] began trolling technicallyChipper [TC]


IP: hey @/@
IP: te77 your near moirai7 to quit messing up my hive
TC: IS HE? â:O
IP: why e7se wou7d i be messaging you
IP: to have a '7ove7y' chat with ya?
TC: MAYBE
TC: WELL
TC: I DUNNO
TC: WE DONT TALK A LOT YOU KNOW
TC: WHY DONT WE EFUR TALK CALISE?
IP: i unno cat boy
TC: â:3
TC: ALSO I HAVE BEEN TRYING HARD FUR A WHILE TO MAKE HIM QUIT MESSING WITH PEOPLE BUT
TC: YOU KNOW HOW HE IS
IP: i cant even imagine anyone grove77in to consider him as a friend at a77
TC: HMM
TC: HAVE YOU EFUR MAYBE CONSIDERED
TC: MAYBE IT IS HIM WHO NEEDS A FURIEND?
IP: he needs a god damned knockout is what
TC: SORRY IM NOT MUCH HELP TO YOU
IP: you tried @p@
TC: HEHE
TC: I WILL TRY HARDER NEXT TIME FUR YOU PURROMISE
TC: RIGHT NOW I HAVE TO HURRY UP TO GET INTO THE MEDIUM THING VALREN TOLD US ABOUT
IP: whats even up with him now
IP: hes more vague for some fucking reason
IP: kinda
TC: SPOOKY?
IP: yeah
TC: I DUNNO
IP: gosh youre dumb
IP: @u@
TC: â:3

19/05/15
"Terrus: Antagonize in some other way."

19/05/15
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AP: anyway
AP: why are hue even asking what im doing
AP: are hue that blind that hue cant even see me putting down another gaming abstraction in huer dumb hive?
IP: first off
IP: i aint b7ind
IP: second7y what im ta7kin bout is what the he77 youre doing with Ca7
AP: is that the name of this piece of shit?
IP: yes
AP: what a stupid name for a doll
IP: youre the one whos fuckin stupid
IP: its a puppet
IP: get your facts straight
AP: the only fact i got to get straight is the fact that i do not give a shit
IP: you77 be giving severa7 shits when im through with you
AP: ....
AP: whatever
AP: doll or puppet or whatever
AP: dont care
AP: i am not looking at it as im wasting my time helping hue out
IP: 7eave the fatherfucking thing a7one ya piece a shit!
AP: fine
AP: ill antagonize some other way
IP: wait
IP: wut

18/05/15
"And even later still."


indiscerniblyProdigious [IP] began trolling annihilationProceeder [AP]


IP: ayo dipshit
IP: what the fatherfuck are you doin @/@
AP: wow
AP: how the hell are hue even messaging me
IP: you dumbass
IP: gotta be at a computer to get any a this game shit done
IP: everyone got tro77ian on their computer
IP: you obvious7y aint gonna be away from your keyboard
IP: sense man
IP: something you don't have @p@
AP: fucking incredible
AP: coming from the real psychopath of this whole group
IP: shut the fuck up

18/05/15
"A little later."


indiscerniblyProdigious [IP] began trolling agapeSuccour [AS]


IP: H A A H A A H A A H A A H A A
IP: H E E H E E H E E H E E H E E
IP: H O O H O O H O O H O O H O O
IP: THAS WHAT YA GET YA LIL BITCH
IP: send me off to get my fatherfuckin SPHERES to be obliterated
IP: didnt think you were capable of it
IP: BUT YOU FUCKIN DID IT
IP: LETS ALL HAVE A GOOD FUCKING LAUGH BOUT IT H A A H A A!!!!
IP: YOU WOTN EVEN BE ABLE TO UNDRSTAND HALF THIS BS WHEN AND IF YA GET BACK TO YOUR SHITTY HIVE
IP: I GOT OWND
IP: YOU GET OWNED TOO!
IP: EAT IT!!!!!!
IP: H A A H A A H A A H A A H A A
IP: H E E H E E H E E H E E H E E
IP: H O O H O O H O O H O O H O O
IP: H A A H A A H A A H A A H A A H E E H E E H E E H E E H E E H O O H O O H O O H O O H O O H A A H A A H A A H A A H A A H E E H E E H E E H E E H E E H O O H O O H O O H O O H O O H A A H A A H A A H A A H A A H E E H E E H E E H E E H E E H O O H O O H O O H O O H O O H A A H A A H A A H A A H A A H E E H E E H E E H E E H E E H O O H O O H O O H O O H O O H A A H A A H A A H A A H A A H E E H E E H E E H E E H E E H O O H O O H O O H O O H O O H A A H A A H A A H A A H A A H E E H E E H E E H E E H E E H O O H O O H O O H O O H O O H A A H A A H A A H A A H A A H E E H E E H E E H E E H E E H O O H O O H O O H O O H O O H A A H A A H A A H A A H A A H E E H E E H E E H E E H E E H O O H O O H O O H O O H O O H A A H A A H A A H A A H A A H E E H E E H E E H E E H E E H O O H O O H O O H O O H O O H A A H A A H A A H A A H A A H E E H E E H E E H E E H E E H O O H O O H O O H O O H O O H A A H A A H A A H A A H A A H E E H E E H E E H E E H E E H O O H O O H O O H O O H O O H A A H A A H A A H A A H A A H E E H E E H E E H E E H E E H O O H O O H O O H O O H O O
IP: fatherfuck.....
IP: tha hell ma hive at doh.... @/@

indiscerniblyProdigious [IP] ceased trolling agapeSuccour [AS]

18/05/15
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)(IC: 'tention all who be aroun
)(IC: spread the word
)(IC: see this bitch r here?
)(IC: dont believe anthin she said to ya
)(IC: be spittin shit all ova the fuckin place
)(IC: fucking suckas

10/05/15
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10/05/15
"Karemi: Free yourself from this thing's grip."

You can't even move. There is no escape.

10/05/15
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10/05/15
"======>"

Why are battle drones here???

10/05/15
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Huh.

10/05/15
"Karemi: Try harder."

You try and try but it is still not working. The one on the left is wondering whether to leave or not. No! Do not leave! This is all very important and certainly not some fucking gambit. Ok maybe that was a little inappropriate, you can admit. But you are so tired of everyone not believing! Why can't they just understa-

10/05/15
"======>"

And once again, they do not listen.

10/05/15
"======>"

You are going to try once again to warn everyone of Elorin's visions.

10/05/15
"======>"

We are now Karemi.

10/05/15
"======>"

Oh HELL yes.

10/05/15
"======>"

10/05/15
")(IC: Notice incoming message."

10/05/15
"Be the ruler."

There ain't no way we can be this person. But we can see what she is about to do.

10/05/15
"======>"

10/05/15
"Calise: Take out husktop."

You cannot BELIEVE what just happened to you. You're amazed you are EVEN STANDING at all!

It's kinda hard to see too. This is all her fault. Leading you here for this shit. Fucking sodium rocks to the wound is the only conclusion for any of this. You think you are going to send someone a little important notice.

And god damn does your head hurt.

10/05/15
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10/05/15
"======>"

10/05/15
"======>"

10/05/15
"======>"

Wait.

Wait what the fuck is that.

10/05/15
"Calise: Look around for mad loots."

There doesn't seem to be much down here. Most of the meteor's been scattered about. You wonder if-

10/05/15
"======>"

.......

That has got to hurt.

10/05/15
"======>"

10/05/15
"======>"

God dammit.

10/05/15
"Calise: Approach with caution."

10/05/15
"Calise: Examine crater."

You can't see anything from where you're standing.

Might need to get a little closer.

10/05/15
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AS: I'd be careful to be honest
AS: Anything can happen in these parts
IP: virtua77y anything can happen anywhere
AS: True
IP: uuuuuuuuuugh
IP: so done with wa7kin
IP: wheres my 7usus when i need her
AS: Wait
AS: You are actually walking?
IP: shut up
IP: shes off somewhere
IP: eating to her fuckin b7ood pushers content
AS: I see
AS: Anyway I should go now
AS: It's a good time anyway
IP: try not to get hit with any putrescent produce :P
AS: Never happened
AS: Again
AS: Be careful in that area
IP: if somethin happens
IP: a77 b7aim immediate7y 7ands on you
AS: Whatever

agapeSuccour [AS] ceased trolling indiscerniblyProdigious [IP]

10/05/15
"Quite a bit of time before..."


agapeSuccour [AS] began trolling indiscerniblyProdigious [IP]


AS: Have you located it yet
IP: nah
IP: when did this thing 7and anyway
AS: Quite a while before I guess
AS: After today's Flarp session it appeared out of no where
AS: I was going to have a look
AS: But I have to go out and return to finish up something for Elorin
IP: go where
IP: to attempt to 'warn' the p7anet of an imminent doom?
AS: It is going to happen Calise
AS: I am not one to joke around with such things ever
IP: fine
IP: a7so p7ease dont te77 me that thing is 7itera77y in the area of your fucking residence
IP: i dont get why you 7ive in such a risky p7ace anyway
AS: I like it
AS: It's rather soothing if anything
IP: if having to dea7 with the undead is what you ca77 'soothing'
IP: then be my guest
AS: Hm hm
AS: And no
AS: I believe it is much farther away
IP: good
IP: i mean
IP: i do got my wicked throw stars with me
IP: but i aint about to dea7 with anything that is not 7iving and movin
AS: Ok
IP: hm
IP: i think
IP: i think i see a smoke trai7 in the distance

10/05/15
"======>"



IP: aight so i dep7oyed the
IP: cruxtruder thing
AS: Good... hm hm...
IP: damn
IP: why did i get stuck with you
IP: its 7ike
IP: every time we ta7k youre gettin worse and worse @/@
AS: It is... The shots they give me...
AS: You should... Know this by now... hm hm...
IP: dont even try to sass me up
IP: because i hate sass
IP: i hate a77 that is sass and everything e7se sassy that will come after those sassy things
IP: why the fatherfuck is it even a fuckin thing to say
IP: actua77y if you type it somewhere e7se
IP: damn word wont even be in the fucking
IP: computer dictionary
IP: red 7ines for sweeps!
AS: Were we not... Doing something important...
IP: yeah yeah
IP: just cuz the wor7d ending
IP: dont mean you gotta get your hair everywhere
AS: I can hear them...
AS: The meteors... Outside...
AS: Hurry up...
IP: @__@
IP: they didn come by to give ya your shots did they
IP: youre a7most 7ike yourse7f
AS: One could... Say that... hm hm
IP: aaaand back with the 7aughing
IP: fuck
IP: what even is funny?
IP: i mean
IP: i myse7f do find quite a bit of shit funny
IP: but right now
IP: nothin aint funny
IP: wait actua77y yeah
IP: this who7e fatherfucking SITUATION is PRICE7ESS
IP: haahaahaa @D@
AS: ...
AS: Be careful with the candles...
IP: pfft
IP: im amazed that not a77 of em are 7it
IP: but ima take ma chances
IP: cuz
IP: you know
IP: a7so damn sti77 dont get how you function without use of arms
AS: I manage...
AS: My lusus also helped... hm hm
IP: i know
IP: oh fatherfuck
IP: there was a rea7 7oud exp7osion outside
IP: they are rea77y comin down
AS: Try not to... Get yourself killed... hm hm
IP: hoohoohoo!
IP: i cant die @p@

08/05/15
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And you damn well know that you deserve it.

08/05/15
"Valren: Look up."

Soon one certain meteor will hit near your hive. You know exactly what you are about to do in a bit.

08/05/15
"======>"

This was obviously expected.

You are sure he has done this before, but you were not even in this world then. He is quite an aged thing. Only once every couple (quite a damn lot) of sweeps he would SET HIMSELF ON FIRE. This is the signalling of his death.

He is then apparently born again from the ASHES OF HIS REMAINS. You quickly stash them away in your HOURGLASS MODUS. No way he's gonna be born again before what you're planning to do.

08/05/15
"======>"

Holy shit he just burst into flames.

08/05/15
"Valren: Check on lusus."

He is still here. Just as cool and austere as always.

08/05/15
"======>"

You head outside. More and more of these meteors are coming, and you know they won't stop any time soon.

08/05/15
"Valren: Tend to these chumps."



VL: hey
AC: 1 already know your inquiry.
VL: man
VL: i dont even know how you do that
AC: Do what?
VL: when you just 'know' things
VL: actually creepy
AC: Hmm.
VL: anyway yeah there are meteors falling about my place
VL: kinda weird that it's happening today
AC: 1 could speculate that.
AC: But.
AC: 1n reality 1 could also speculate that this is all very coincidental.
VL: i or one
AC: The latter.
VL: god dammit
VL: why coincidental
AC: 1t is all because of the game we are about to play.
VL: shit are you serious
AC: You know 1 don't joke often.
VL: lol and when you do its hard to tell if youre actually trying or not
AC: Also.
AC: Sorry about your lusus.
VL: >:
AC: 1 will explain more about these happenings once they're over.

AC: Yes what are you on about.
IP: dude
IP: fatherfuckin
IP: meteors
IP: everywhere
AC: Mhm?
IP: dont p7ay idiot
IP: you gotta know what the he77s going on
AC: Just start up the game.
IP: the fuck a computer game got shit to do with anything
IP: its a 7ot
IP: what am i gonna do bout a77 of them?!
AC: It has everything to do with everything.
AC: And maybe.
AC: If you at least listen to what 1 am saying.
AC: You might just get out of it all alive.
IP: fine
IP: on7y cuz youre among the few peop7e anyone shou7d probs trust

TC: HEY! â:O
AC: What is the matter.
TC: THERE ARE METEURRS FURLLING AROUND MY PLACE
TC: AND MY LUSUS WENT OUT TOO
TC: AND
TC: AND
TC: DEMORAS LUSUS GOT HIT BY ONE AT HIS PLACE â:(
AC: Sadly 1 am aware of this.
AC: Now about your lusus.
AC: Go out immediately and bring him back.
AC: Obviously it is too dangerous for anyone to be outside during an event like this.
AC: So just go now.
TC: ROGUR THAT!

RH: i sswear if you dont ansswer me
RH: i will come sssstraight to your fucking hive
RH: and outright sslaughter you where you sstand
RH: i dont even care about the fact that the world iss apparently ending
RH: though
RH: i actually wont
RH: becausse..
AC: 1'm here.
RH: GOOD
AC: Has Ademau connected to you yet.
RH: yess
RH: and the dumbassss iss putting sshit everywhere like the half witted asssshole sshe iss
AC: 1 see.
AC: What have you done with.
AC: You know.
RH: hmm
RH: nothing
RH: the carcassss iss sstill on the floor
RH: near the weird contraption sshe had sset down a while ago
RH: that i had to open
RH: now theress thiss aneuryssm inducing floaty thing in my block that came out of it
AC: Place the cadaver in it.
RH: why??
AC: Trust me.
AC: Also just do it.

AC: Ademau?
KE: ugh
KE: finally
KE: what is even going on on votre end?
AC: Meteorite related reports.
AC: As well as said flaming rocks being the demise of a lusus
AC: It is quite obvious that more news related to these incidents will begin piling up
AC: And shall become more reasons for my migraines
AC: And will also make me hate myself a little more for having you all go through all this
KE: damn
KE: be quiet already
KE: didnt tu vous-même say that these meteors will come whether nous jouions ou pas?
AC: Yes.
KE: And that some of notre lusi will have to die regardless of le circumstances?
AC: Yes.
KE: then why??
AC: It is simply because.
AC: 1 knew this was going to happen.
AC: 1 knew 1 couldn't tell you all just yet.
AC: But 1 so desperately did.
AC: And 1 did not.
AC: Even if it was to save everyone.
AC: 1 had to waltz around the truth.
KE: ....
KE: hey where are tu?

08/05/15
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VL: dawg
VL: id calm down if i were you
VL: if what i know about meteors is true
VL: one things for sure
VL: theyre hot fiery rocks dead set for a collision with anything
VL: avoid them
VL: always
VL: fuck
VL: where are ya dawg
TC: HERE â:O
TC: HOW ARE YOU SO CALM ABOUT THIS
TC: SHIT COULD GET TOO REAL OFUR HERE!
VL: exactly
VL: i mean
VL: you think valren would be losing his shit over something as delicate as all this bs
TC: PURROBABLY NOT
TC: I THINK ITS VURTUALLY IMPURSSIBLE FOR HIM TO LOSE HIS SHIT EVER
VL: yeah
VL: besides he did say to never lose our shit over anything crazy serious
VL: also i almost forgot to tell you
TC: WHAT? â:?
VL: dawg
VL: my lusus just got killed
TC: OH NO D:â
TC: HOW DID HE DIE?
VL: meteor
TC: DD:â
TC: I THINK WE SHOULD TALK TO VALREN ABOUT WHATS HAPPENING...
VL: alright

08/05/15
"======>"



TC: MY LUSUS HAD GONE OUT FUR WHATEFUR
TC: AND HE HASNT COME BACK YET
TC: I THINK HE MIGHT HAVE BEEN HIT BY ONE OF THEM
TC: BUT
TC: I CANT JUST GO OUT THERE LIKE A MAD MAN
TC: ID PURROBABLY WIND UP JUST LIKE HIM!
TC: HE CURRTAINLY WOULDNT WANT THAT TO HAPPEN ):â
TC: BUT...
TC: URRRGH WHAT SHOULD I DO ABOUT ALL THIS??
TC: WHY ARE THERE METEURRS FALLING ANYWAY?

08/05/15
"======>"


technicallyChipper [TC] began trolling venerationLiberator [VL]


TC: HEY
TC: THERE ARE ALL THESE METEURRS FURLLING NEAR MY HIVE D:â
TC: AND MOST OF THE FURREST IS ON FIRE!

08/05/15
"======>"

Your lusus had been killed.

08/05/15
"======>"

You cannot believe what you're looking at right now.

08/05/15
"======>"

Hey you weren't kidding when you said your lusus was acting like trash. You guess you'd better tend to him before anything else.

08/05/15
"======>"


annihilationProceeder [AP] began trolling pusillanimousExpedition [PE]


AP: hey idiot
PE: oh no..
AP: dont hue 'oh no' me!
AP: god why are hue so awful to talk to?
PE: ! dont know ok
PE: ! dont know why !m such a terrible person to talk to
PE: and ! dont know why you keep talking to me e!ther
AP: thats because hue deserve to be reminded every
AP: shits like hue dont deserve happy endings or whatever else of a pathetic exchuese of an orifice huell end up in
AP: no
AP: what hue need
AP: is pure
AP: unimaginable suffering
AP: and i am the right guy to be sending hue all that
AP: cause hue deserve it
PE: ...
AP: and didnt we go through this already??
AP: huere either really fucking stupid
AP: or hue got some real kind of mental isshue
AP: i believe it to be both
AP: huehuehue
PE: ....
PE: sigh
AP: what the fuck are hue sighing about?!
PE: stop bugging me
AP: huehahaha!!
AP: huere such a fucking wriggler!
AP: wah wah
AP: go and cry to huere lusus
PE: leave me alone!
AP: dont make me get angry!
PE: ...
AP: hue!
AP: thats what i thought
AP: jeez i did come here to do more that just annoy hue
PE: is that so..
AP: shut it bitch
AP: to tell hue something about the game
AP: something i hope huell always remember
AP: not that hue will maybe i dont know
PE: ...
AP: that hue
AP: will
AP: fucking
AP: lose to me!
AP: huehahahahahaha!
AP: oh yes hued better make sure to watch huer fucking back
PE: ! dont even want to play th!s game anymore.....
AP: hued better bet your ass that hue will
AP: everyone is playing
AP: even that useless excuse of a troll is playing too and hue know it
AP: hue cant resist engaging in something new ever
PE: ! am just play!ng because ! was asked to!
PE: to play w!th my actual fr!ends
AP: lies
AP: lies lies lies lies lies!
AP: why hue lie to huerself every day i will never know
AP: its pity theyre all serving hue because huere a sad piece of shit who also unfortunately happens to be a highblood
AP: why the fuck are hue even higher that me???
AP: i guess i will never know that either!
AP: huere a disgrace among highbloods
AP: a repulsive stain to the otherwise perfect chain of civil noble bloods
PE: youre not civil
PE: youre terrible
PE: just like what your name suggests i guess
PE: a jerk really...
AP: sure hue think im the jerk hue piece of shit
AP: oh wait thats true
AP: i am a jerk!
AP: huehuehue
PE: ....
AP: also my name is supposed to invoke terror
AP: get it?
AP: literally the first four letters suggest that obvious shit
AP: get huer fucking facts straight
AP: damn it my stupid lusus is being literal trash again
AP: smell hue later crying wriggler the first

annihilationProceeder [AP] ceased trolling pusillanimousExpedition [PE]

08/05/15
"Terrus: Go troll someone."

You were getting pretty bored anyway waiting for everyone to get on so you could all play today's 'adventurous game'. You know exactly who to troll.

08/05/15
"Terrus: Examine papers."

Over here is where you write down what you'd probably do when you get onto the seas. You honestly can't wait for that shit. You even got an actual JOURNAL for when you're out there even if your handwriting is the WORST.

08/05/15
"Terrus: Look at blood on the wall."

It's mostly yours, but it is also mixed with METILA'S. You had gotten pretty pissed off with her some time ago, so you decided to go bug her upfront. Bitch doesn't live too far anyway.

You were unaware of what her lusus was capable of, so after you cut her a couple times the damned beast came and slashed you across the chest and chased you out. You had changed your way more messy shirt but some of the blood managed to get onto the new one. You think it's a better design than the boring one before. You're still ticked at her lusus, and you believe you will get back at it tonight.

07/05/15
"Enter name."

Your name is TERRUS WOMERA.

You are known well to PROVOKE several acquaintances of yours, and you most definitely enjoy yourself when doing so. There is nothing more satisfying than meddling with others you cannot stand. To their chagrin, you are indeed a HUGE PROBLEM, but you do not care. You have never cared ever in your entire and current lifespan.

You don't do much when you are on your own which is always. You have minimal interests in the NAVAL LIFE; really any kind of sea related travel catches your attention. You would simply abuse your little bit of POWER every now and again messing with challengers on the open waters. All you would want to do is have some ROUGH HOUSING happening on deck, teeth flying, people getting seriously hurt and all that. One would offer you the idea of PIRATING but you would probably SUCKER PUNCH THE IDIOT for even suggesting it. Pirate life isn't exactly for you if you had to be honest. Plus you'd be held up left and right by unwanted guests.

Your trolltag is annihilationProceeder and hue talk to others with little to no respect.

What will you do?

07/05/15
"======>"

Well it seems we can't keep putting this guy off any longer.

God what even is his deal anyway? Let's just get this over and done with.

06/05/15
"Some time in the future, but not much."



KE: alright
KE: j'ai deployed le cruxtruder
KE: ugh get back to votre computer already
KE: je need to know where tu want le rest of le machines
KE: zurrei
KE: fuck
KE: je should have never even thought about making this thing
KE: j'ai eu to look at le glyphs again
KE: je dont know how je could have missed such un obviously out there warning
KE: je am the putain de worst now
RH: ademau
KE: what
RH: sssshut up
RH: i literally jusst killed my lussuss
RH: her blood
RH: in my handss
RH: my handss are fucking covered in her blood
KE: vous never know really
KE: any other dumbass would assume that tu did it out of stress or something
KE: when that damn well isnt le putain de case
RH: then what isss it ssmartassss
KE: it was lui
RH: who????
KE: tu know who
RH: wait....
RH: him
RH: it wassss
RH: FUCKING HIM?!?!

06/05/15
"Elorin: Be the pissy persimmon blood."


kathadosÃlectrostatique [KE] began trolling rhabdophisHerpet [RH]


KE: bonjour tu impudent sludge bulb
RH: fuuuuuuck no
RH: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no
KE: le fuck?
RH: what in the assss chafing sshit do you want??
KE: je forgot to tell tu of how exactly nous sommes to play this game
RH: wait
RH: give me about a whole ssweep to figure out what in the hell you jusst typed there
RH: becausse ass we both know
RH: half your idiotic ssentencessss dont make even an ounce of ssensse
KE: ugh
KE: why am je wasting time on tu
RH: wass i sso much of a peassant that you didnt bother to explain your ssorry sself further???
KE: je should be terminating this god forsaken monster je made anyway
KE: but j'ai un feeling that il will know that je would attempt such a move and somehow have moi change ma mind
RH: what are you babbling about
KE: this game is going to be le cause of some great peril to notre planet
RH: ahahahahah!
KE: pourquoi êtes-vous rire
RH: itss funny when you attempt thingss like thiss
RH: for your ssake
RH: ill be the one to tell you that youre not that clever
KE: this is not a putain de joke!
KE: non mais vraiment
KE: do tu think je voudrais actually joke about this?
KE: are tu that dense
RH: how sshould i know
KE: alors ne sautez pas aux conclusions putain!
RH: what?
RH: oh
RH: ohhhhh
RH: fuck off
KE: je t'encule
RH: fuck off
KE: je t'encule
RH: fuck off!!!
KE: je t'encule!!!
RH: fffffffffffffffff
RH: enough of thissss horssesshit!!
KE: huh
KE: wait
KE: are tu starting le game???
KE: zurrei dont
KE: ne vous pas idiot!!

06/05/15
"======>"

Like so.

06/05/15
"Elorin: Examine the axe."

This thing?

Nothing special about this weapon in your opinion. It will be very efficient though when slaying upcoming enemies.

06/05/15
"Elorin: Examine the book near the chest."

This is one of the MANY PERCEIVED TOMES of your ancestor.

A friend of yours says that she has the EXACT SAME CHEST of your ancestor's; just like the one you currently possess. You are not sure whether she is just pulling your leg or not. Quite frankly you don't really care. She says she has a lot of things anyway.

Though it is true and peculiar that she has the same one. You will not be skimming through it today. There is much that will take place soon.

06/05/15
"Enter name."

Your name is ELORIN INFINI.

You have NO INTERESTS at all. None. So for EVERYONE in your eyes you come off as pretty boring, complex and even DEPRESSED. Sometimes one of these facts is more prominent than the others. The only things you bother to entertain yourself with are talking to THOSE YOU KNOW online and READING ON YOUR ANCESTOR.

You have a strange ability, where you are able to GAIN KNOWLEDGE ON SURE TO COME EVENTS. You do not know if it is some strange prowess earned from your BLOOD COLOUR or not. But you honestly don't care, since you are NOT FOND OF IT. You know what is to happen tonight. And for sure as hell can't say you are happy about it.

Your trolltag is apeirosSoteriologist and as stated above you are quite despondent and dreary when talking.

What will you do?

06/05/15
"======>"

Huh.

Who's this dude?

02/05/15
"Karemi: Get hassled by a friend."


apeirosSoteriologist [AS] began trolling agapeSuccour [AS]


AS: karemi
AS: Ah... hm hm...
AS: There you are...
AS: i have decided t8 play this frivolous game with everyone
AS: I knew you would... Eventually...
AS: should i tell ademau or valren
AS: I am... Sure even they know... As well...
AS: So just ask for... A copy of the game...
AS: alright
AS: Why are you... Only now... Changing your mind...
AS: i am not really s8re myself
AS: i suppose its because i am tired of just d8ing nothing
AS: and want something t8 d8 for a change
AS: I see...
AS: Good to know...
AS: are y8 hiding something
AS: No...
AS: Of course not...
AS: hmm
AS: ok
AS: It is... The imminent doom... That has you wanting to play now...
AS: Isn't it...
AS: y8 and i both know that our world will come t8 an apocalyptic end either way
AS: even back then we knew
AS: Mhm...
AS: it was all my fault
AS: what happened t8 y8
AS: all because i didnt want t8 tell everyone the tr8th
AS: Not this again...
AS: It wasn't...
AS: Your fault... Please stop beating... Yourself over it...
AS: ...
AS: Please...?
AS: alright

02/05/15
"Karemi: Troll Valren."


agapeSuccour [AS] began trolling arisingConflagration [AC]


AS: Hello...
AC: Wonderful.
AC: Even more vexatious broads badgering me.
AS: I know... You don't... Really mean that... hm hm...
AC: True.
AC: What is it that has been nettling your sponge?
AS: Nothing... In particular...
AS: Just...
AS: Are you completely sure... About all this...
AC: You never cease to impress me with those funny augury skills of yours.
AC: Pray tell.
AC: Do you know of the nature of this game?
AS: One could... Say that... hm hm...
AS: When I sleep...
AS: There is only... Darkness...
AS: As well as... An almost vibrant... Obsidian purple...
AS: If one were to... Listen closely...
AS: You could almost hear them...
AC: Whom?
AS: The voices...
AC: Hmm.
AS: They tell neither lies... Nor truth
AS: Only... Speculative facts...
AC: Why are you only voicing this to me now?
AS: Because...
AS: I thought you'd think I was...
AS: Crazy...
AS: Or something...
AC: You and 1 both know this is not the case.
AC: 1 just never expected for you to have.
AC: Well.
AC: You know.
AS: I only hear...
AS: And get a few... Peeks
AS: Nothing more...
AC: 1 will pretend to go on about heedlessly towards what you just said.
AC: Anyway.
AC: You did not say why you wanted to speak with me in total.
AS: Yes...
AS: Are you truly willing... To play at all...?
AS: Is there nothing... Anyone can do... To change your mind...?
AC: The spirits have spoken.
AC: And 1 must follow along dutifully.
AC: What.
AC: Do you plan on doing anything funny.
AS: Absolutely... Not...
AS: I was just... Being a sort of...
AS: Supporter...
AC: For what exactly.
AS: For in case... You decide to... Change your mind... hm hm...
AC: 1 never had much in say in this all.
AS: ...
AS: Exactly...
AC: But there really isn't anything much at the end of this all.
AC: We are simply to engage in game play.
AC: And watch.

02/05/15
"But how will you ever manage to type like that?"

It is rather simple. You have trained yourself to type without using your hands. Pretty easy for the most part. Makes people wonder how you even have the time to do your quirk.

02/05/15
"Karemi: Go to computer."

You do that. You have been meaning to talk to your friends today, because of the game you are all going to play soon. You also want to make a few inquiries on one or two things to one of them as well.

02/05/15
"Karemi: Free yourself from the straitjacket."

Wasn't it obvious that you are not allowed to take this thing off? You mean, your lusus can but it will cost someone's life, and that would be you.

You don't mind this at all even if you aren't in the right state of mind. You wouldn't mind having to suffer from removing it either really. At least he could have a proper lusus which would be yours.

02/05/15
"Karemi: Examine other side of the room."

Over here is where you used to do your sewings. There is an unfinished project sitting here. It was supposed to be for your friend before you were restricted from the use of your fucking limbs.

02/05/15
"Karemi: Examine scented candles."

You go to the corner to look at the candles on the floor. Well really all the candles are scented, not just these here. You aren't allowed to light more than one candle in your block since your lusus can get paranoid of you accidentally setting the place on fire or something.

But it has never happened so you do not have worry about anything.

02/05/15
"Enter name."

Your name is KAREMI ANDROM.

You are rather PATENTLY INANE as dubbed by HER IMPERIOUS herself, the ruler of this planet. After an event which took place very few sweeps ago, you were placed under a sort of HIVE ARREST and you are to wear the GARMENT restraining your arms AT ALL TIMES. Not like you abide much to the former. You and your lusus must always visit a friend of yours when you are needed as he has NO LUSUS of his own. You have always felt bad about this and had decided to help him out. Since you are not let out much your custodian visits him a lot more often.

You used to have some interests such as EXTREME ROLE PLAY, but those days were over after the incident. You used to involve yourself in COLLECTING COLORFUL GLIMS which still litter your room. You also did a bit of SEWING every now and again.

Your trolltag is agapeSuccour and you speak your words... Spaced out... At most times... hm hm.

What will you do?

02/05/15
"Go back to the other girl."

Good thing too. That guy is way too much of an asshole to be seen so early.

Anyway who is this girl?

02/05/15
"======>"

We are now...

Oh.

No.

Ok bad idea go back to the other girl GO BACK TO THE OTHER GIRL IMMEDIATELY.

02/05/15
"Be someone else."

Whoa who's this chick?

She seems too spaced out in her own world that it seems she might not be able to make an introduction of any kind. We will have to try another troll for now.

02/05/15
"Calise: Greet lusus."

You give the mighty scaled beast a hug of some sorts. She is bigger than you after all, so it wouldn't be the whole gesture.

02/05/15
"======>"

Now!

02/05/15
"======>"

Right about.......

02/05/15
"Calise: Check on lusus."

You cannot do that because your lusus is not around at the moment!

But she will be soon. Right about...

27/04/15
"======>"

27/04/15
"Show a teaser of a troll."

27/04/15
"Calise: Chat it up."


indiscerniblyProdigious [IP] began trolling teuthidaVacater [TV]


IP: heyyyyyy
IP: sup
TV: yo how's it goin? =B)
IP: things are ca7m see
IP: and borin too
TV: calise don't rufin tonight for anybody
TV: you know there are some who ain't so seasy goin like me
IP: bitch rea77y
IP: no wait
IP: ree7y??
IP: gosh your puns are fatherfuckin weird
TV: grl shush fish prongs are awesome
IP: ik
IP: anyway am i fina77y a77owed to p7ay games again?
IP: am i re7ieved of my shitty hive arrest?
TV: haha yeah you is
TV: also you weren't under any hive arrest of any kind idiot
IP: hurr
TV: blub
IP: oh no
TV: blub blub
IP: ah he77 no keep them blubs in check
TV: LOL =BD
TV: kinda sucks none of my other dudes and dudettes get to play today
IP: theyd a77 probab7y suck a fish anyway haahaahaa check it see what i did there?
TV: you blubber
IP: hoohoohoo @u@
TV: anywave you still got that puppet on you?
IP: ye
IP: ima chuck 'im soon
IP: but if he comes back
IP: hes stayin
TV: ugh no grl
TV: that thing's a blubbin kook if you ask me
IP: nah not rea77y
TV: hrmm =B/
IP: what
TV: I say otherwise
IP: now youre actin 7ike the kook @p@
TV: hell no!
TV: I'm p gnarly where I am so leave me outta this
IP: god your reactions are fatherfuckin hi7arious

27/04/15
"Calise: Proceed to fiddling."

But first you have to get down with a friend first. Who to choose though you don't know. But you know damn well so you'd better get to it already.

27/04/15
"Calise: Head upstairs."

You enter your respiteblock after that silly display. You bring Cal with you because why the hell not?

Again so many chances will be taken tonight. It's gonna be great and chancy and great. You can't wait to get to fiddling around. Because it's what you do best.

27/04/15
"Calise: Get CAN'd."

So many chances are gonna be taken during tonight's events. It's gonna be great and fuck you just flipped one hundred and eighty degrees because of a can.

Fucking piece of shit can. You really should get this place cleaned up. But you kinda don't want to do that. These soda cans have been around for too long and you just can't outta no where take em up and pitch em. Don't seem right to you.

27/04/15
"======>"

Ah who are you kidding.

The first time you found this lil shit was when you got your eyes messed up. In fact he is probably the reason why your gel orbs are like this in the first place. Sure you can still see but it's not up to date.

Plus this thing turned up looking awful in your opinion. Kinda burnt too. You fixed him up. Painted him a bit too. Obviously it didn't work out so well in the end. Really he turned out way worse.

27/04/15
"Calise: Fist bump."

27/04/15
"Calise: Inspect creepy ass and ominous puppet."

Who?

LIL' CAL here? He isn't any of that. Sure the thing's ugly as fuck but he don't deserve those derogations. This dude is the shit.

27/04/15
"Enter name."

Your name is CALISE DRACON.

And fatherfuck if your place isn't a MESS.

You used to own at DANGEROUS ROLE PLAYS but after a little PROBLEM you caused outside of game play you managed to have your CAMPAIGN as well as the ones that would have come after shot right out the window. It was all because one player had you end up with the PECULIAR REDDISH EYES you have now. But really that doesn't matter anymore. You're over it. You are an avid drinker of one specific kind of BEVERAGE for some reason. You guess it's because PEOPLE AROUND YOUR BLOOD DO IT TOO. Maybe it could be because of your ANCESTORS who knows? It's probably that.

Those of your blood used to really be against those of THE PURPLE SLUDGE that is their blood who are also well known PAINT WEARERS. They used to see the things they practised as DERANGED and farcical and just downright ridiculous. One of your blood would be set to KILL a set purple blood. One less of those worthless 'elixir guzzlers' is one step closer for the planet to be more liveable. You don't know who yours is yet but you sure know you won't stand him. Once you come into their presence you're sure to know.

You hunt with your AWESOME LUSUS most of the time. Quite a bit of the people you know hunt a lot. Weird. From your hunts and your old role play days you would come across priceless artifacts and other cool stuff which you would have STASHED at a friend's place. That guy's hive was big enough so why the hell not?

Your trolltag is indiscerniblyProdigious and you speak in a s7ang which makes you seem rea7 7ax yet rea7 wi7d at times.

What will you do?

27/04/15
"Metila: Be the bitch be the bitch!"

Heeheehee.

27/04/15
"======>"

You don't know why you bother with this guy anymore. He is just the worst. Every day he does this and it has been getting worse and worse. Your friends try to help but really. You don't think it will ever end.

27/04/15
"Metila: Answer."


annihilationProceeder [AP] began trolling pusillanimousExpedition [PE]


AP: hey idiot
PE: oh no..
AP: dont hue 'oh no' me!
AP: god why are hue so awful to talk to?
PE: ! dont know ok
PE: ! dont know why !m such a terrible person to talk to
PE: and ! dont know why you keep talking to me e!ther
AP: thats because hue deserve to be reminded every day
AP: shits like hue dont deserve happy endings or whatever else of a pathetic exchuese of an orifice huell end up in
AP: no
AP: what hue need
AP: is pure
AP: unimaginable suffering
AP: and i am the right guy to be sending hue all that
AP: cause hue deserve it
PE: ...
AP: and didnt we go through this already??
AP: huere either really fucking stupid
AP: or hue got some real kind of mental isshue
AP: i believe it to be both
AP: huehuehue
PE: ....
PE: s!gh
AP: what the fuck are hue sighing about?!
PE: stop bugg!ng me
AP: huehahaha!!
AP: huere such a fucking wriggler!
AP: wah wah
AP: go and cry to huere lusus
PE: leave me alone!
AP: dont make me get angry!
PE: ...
AP: hue!
AP: thats what i thought
AP: jeez i did come here to do more that just annoy hue
PE: !s that so..
AP: shut it bitch
AP: to tell hue something about the game
AP: something i hope huell always remember
AP: not that hue will maybe i dont know
PE: ...
AP: that hue
AP: will
AP: fucking
AP: lose to me!
AP: huehahahahahaha!
AP: oh yes hued better make sure to watch huer fucking back
PE: ! dont even want to play th!s game anymore.....
AP: hued better bet your ass that hue will
AP: everyone is playing
AP: even that useless excuse of a troll is playing too and hue know it
AP: hue cant resist engaging in something new ever
PE: ! am just play!ng because ! was asked to!
PE: to play w!th my actual fr!ends
AP: lies
AP: lies lies lies lies lies!
AP: why hue lie to huerself every day i will never know
AP: its pity theyre all serving hue because huere a sad piece of shit who also unfortunately happens to be a highblood
AP: why the fuck are hue even higher that me???
AP: i guess i will never know that either!
AP: huere a disgrace among highbloods
AP: a repulsive stain to the otherwise perfect chain of civil noble bloods
PE: youre not c!v!l
PE: youre terr!ble
PE: just l!ke what your name suggests ! guess
PE: a jerk really...
AP: sure hue think im the jerk hue piece of shit
AP: oh wait thats true
AP: i am a jerk!
AP: huehuehue
PE: ....
AP: also my name is supposed to invoke terror
AP: get it?
AP: literally the first four letters suggest that obvious shit
AP: get huer fucking facts straight
AP: damn it my stupid lusus is being literal trash again
AP: smell hue later crying wriggler the first

annihilationProceeder [AP] ceased trolling pusillanimousExpedition [PE]

27/04/15
"Metila: Go back inside."

Wait. It looks like someone just started trolling you.

Uh oh. You hope it's not that guy. Well actually you kinda already guess it's him. You know there is no point in trying to ignore him, since he might try to make you do something fatal again.

26/04/15
"======>"

There she is.

Over at the entrance keeping watch as always. You wonder if she ever gets bored just standing there. You know you would. She is another one who's been behaving strangely. As though something bad is gonna happen.

26/04/15
"Metila: Look outside."

You can't since you live in a CAVE. Your lusus has been rather protective of you ever since you were real young. Unwanted beasts would try to enter the cave but she would ward them off before they could even get a step in. You have a certain, well, TECHNICAL ACQUAINTANCE who sometimes use his MANIPULATIVE ABILITIES to make you attempt to harm yourself but your guardian would always come and stop you. You will never get why you fall for HIS PITEOUS PSYCHIC ABILITIES.

26/04/15
"Metila: Equip bow."

You would but today you'd rather not. For some reason you have been SUDDENLY BREAKING THE BOWS in your hive whenever you try to use them. Maybe you don't know your own strength? Nah. You suck pretty bad.

Or maybe it's... wait no you can't just go and blame THAT guy for everything... right?

26/04/15
"Enter name."

Your name is METILA CORONA.

You are EXCEPTIONAL in the ART OF ARCHERY, and your lusus takes pride in this. Ever since you were young she has been trying to help you actually get somewhere even though you STILL FEEL AS THOUGH YOU'RE DOING EVERYTHING WRONG. Simply because you are WEAK PHYSICALLY so you try to do something to keep her happy.

Lately you have been requested to take up the field of ROBOTICS by Valren. You don't really know the reason for that but YOU DO IT ANYWAY. You make sure to do all that work in a different section of your hive. That guy has been acting pretty strange since a bit of a while ago but you can't really argue with him. He's literally among the most sane of the party.

Your trolltag is pusillanimousExpedition and you somet!mes tend to falter... when youre speaking.

What will you do?

26/04/15
"Be anyone!"

Whew.

We're now her. Whoever she is.

25/04/15
"Demora: Be Zurrei."

Wait.

Wait no no go back, be someone else do SOMETHING ANYTHING. Shit is getting too real right now.

25/04/15
"======>"

You suddenly hear an unexpectedly loud sound from upstairs. You hope your lusus isn't trying anything dangerous up there.

25/04/15
"Demora: Go over to computer."

Hmm.

It seems that SHE sent you a message. What for you don't know. You two aren't exactly the best of friends anyway. Sure you hold onto her gold and whatever but she is such a weirdo that you try not to talk to her at all.

25/04/15
"Demora: Rip."

See you some other time clown dude. Or maybe never.


Euurghhh...

25/04/15
"Demora: Discard the clown poster."

Yeah you were never exactly feeling this when you were getting it. Subjuggulators usually say to go with where your hearts up at right?

25/04/15
"Enter name."

Your name is DEMORA LAVROM.

Because of your blood ranking in the HEMOSPECTRUM it is expected for you to be a part of the well known CULT OF SUBJUGGULATORS, but strangely you have never really thought of KICKIN' THE WICKED ELIXIR with the rest of those rowdy minstrels. Besides to you clowns are pretty fucking weird. What the hell does painting your face up in the most ridiculous manner possibly got to do with religion?? But you don't say nothin'. You LET THEM ENJOY THEMSELVES as much as they like. Once they aint shittin' on you YOU WON'T SHIT ON THEM. In all honesty you wouldn't mind trying to at least get with into that whole bis'. You got yourself a poster so far so that's some kind of progress you guess.

Anyway your interests lie in a far more civilized area. Civilized meaning WAY MORE COOLER AND WILDER. You like to chat it up with many others and more on Trollian. Sometimes you all have meetups and throw some of THE MOST CRAZIEST AND SICK PARTIES EVER IMAGINED. You are all about THE BLING. You literally have a whole STASH of that shit in a room of your UNDERGROUND HIVE. Some of it belong to one of your FRIENDS. Findings from her huntings you guess. She says she aint got no fuckin space up in her place for any of that. You have a tendency to flirt with LITERALLY ALL THE LADIES. You'd never admit you actually stick to one in particular. She also taught you SURFING so she's a cool cat. You mean fish. What even is she anyway?

Your trolltag is venerationLiberator and you speak in an accent thats really mellow and distinct due to your south location.

What will you do?

25/04/15
"Nemira: Be some other guy."

You are now some other guy.

25/04/15
"Nemira: Wait. Answer your furiend."


annihilationProceeder [AP] began trolling technicallyChipper [TC]


AP: hello dumbass
AP: are hue ready to get beat in todays activities?
AP: cause if not
AP: ill make sure to pummel every single last one of hue losers into the residue that will be my fucking dust huehuehue!
TC: HI THERE â:D
AP: ugh
AP: as if hue and your stupid typing couldnt get any more annoying
TC: DIDNT YOU YURRSELF SAY YOU DIDNT WANT TO PURRLAY WITH US â:?
AP: yeah
TC: SO YURR PURRLAYING AFTER ALL?
AP: definitely
AP: i wouldnt miss beating hue all for nothing!
TC: BUT VALREN SAID WERE ALL PURRLAYING AS A TEAM
AP: WHAT???
TC: â:?
AP: is that red sludge of a troll for real??
TC: YOU KNOW ITS BETTER TO PURRLAY AS A TEAM â:D
AP: no
AP: teams are boring and laggy and boring and hold me back
AP: especially whuen its hue all!
TC: YOULL SEE ITLL BE FUN! â:D
AP: no it wont
AP: shut up already
AP: ugh
AP: i still cant believe we all gotta play as one big fucking team
AP: meh
AP: i might as well have some fun before i throw myself into the fuckshit that would be this game
TC: HUH?
TC: HEY YOU THERE?

25/04/15
"Nemira: Equip claws."

Not that that wouldn't be pretty cool things to have as weapons you already have weaponry allocated. Sometimes you forget to have them literally with you at all times knowing your area on Alternia, but that is only when you are indoors.

25/04/15
"Nemira: Look at wall pelt."

Oh you remember this adventure well. You were going in for the kill. You had almost been outsmarted by this one! Clever bastard it was. Then your lusus sprang into action and ripped the big cat's arm off with ease! It was surprised, as well as in pain. You took the chance and dismembered it of its other arm. It was then killed! Hurray! You were so impressed by its attempts that you simply decided to have it hung on your wall.

Another mighty one slain. But not forgotten.

25/04/15
"Nemira: Look at wall paintings."

These were drawn using the blood of defeated beasts. You keep the drained blood in little bottles. One time you broke one. It has never been cleaned since.

25/04/15
"Enter name."

Your name is NEMIRA LYNCIS.

You used to be involved in DANGEROUS ROLE PLAYS; really just FLARP was what you played. After a near accident that was told to you by your friends which you have NO MEMORY OF, you were requested to never play such things again. You do not mind this, since your everyday routines are pretty EXTRAVAGANT enough as they are.

You CONSIDER YOURSELF to be a MIGHTY HUNTER. You would hunt the many GREAT BEASTS which roam near your CAVE/HIVE with your just as mighty lusus. He is simply the best there is as far as you know. You keep the PELTS of the abhorrently slain around the place, because you are WEIRD like that. In reality though you just like to keep them as TROPHIES. But to a few of your friends yeah you are pretty weird.

You have one particular friend who really finds you weird. Mainly because he just finds everyone weird. Ok not weird but just plain useless and stupid and insignificant and the list goes on. You believe he just needs a friend, and if not you then who else? In the society he would be your MOIRAIL, but most of your friends including you, tend to never abide by some of the norms such as the QUADRANT LABELLINGS and all that. He is a friend who needs help. Sadly you have been unable to SEE that this guy is a lost cause. No really. A big fucking mishmash.

Your trolltag is technicallyChipper and you speak in a COMPURRLSIVE WAY THAT IS KIND OF DEDICATED TO YURR LUSUS SINCE HE IS BASICALLY A FELINE AND FELINES ARE AWESOME!

What will you do?

25/04/15
"======>"

We could have been able to witness a pretty wild spectacle of her losing her shit but instead we have this... um... dude here.

Who is he?

25/04/15
"Ademau: Troll the bozo."


kathadosÃlectrostatique [KE] began trolling arisingConflagration [AC]


KE: valren
KE: nous have to speak about this game
AC: What about exactly.
AC: You have finished it.
KE: oui
AC: You have sent a copy to everyone.
KE: oui..
AC: You have memorized alll of the codes that 1 had sent you.
KE: ugh
AC: So what is there to speak about.
KE: why j'ai eu to make it
AC: We have discussed this inquiry before.
AC: And 1 have answered truthfully.
AC: 1 had been told to have you make it.
AC: And you have done this.
KE: tu were told to ask moi to create it by a bunch of weird fucking voices that decided out of no where to start talking
KE: je never got why tu of all les gens never found that all strange
AC: 1ndeed.
AC: Any regular person in my position would wonder why.
AC: But you and 1 know none of us are regular 'les gens'.
AC: And so 1 listened.
AC: And followed every instruction to the letter.
KE: fuck
KE: just
KE: someone of votre intelligence should have at least thought it through
AC: They were growing apprehensive.
AC: As well as persistent.
KE: vous pourriez les avoir juste ignorés!
KE: or whatever
AC: 1s it something else.
KE: huh
AC: Has your interest in this begun to wane?
AC: Do you have second thoughts.
KE: something just doesnt feel right
KE: like je feel as though something about it all is just pretty fucking ominous
AC: Hmm.
AC: You will get your answer soon.
KE: ???

arisingConflagration [AC] ceased trolling kathadosÃlectrostatique [KE]

19/04/15
"Ademau: Allocate something ridiculous to your strife specibus."

You for sure as hell aren't going to do that. And besides you already have your specibus allocated.

They really need to update that image for it though. What you actually need to do now is talk to the bozo who talked you into creating this game.

19/04/15
"Enter name."

Your name is ADEMAU WULFAZ.

You work INCREDULOUSLY PROFICIENTLY with computers. You wish you KNEW ALL the codes though. All of them. You are well adapted in the art of EXCELLENT SWORDSMANSHIP despite what is expected of you, being a psionic and all. While goofing around on your computer you came across an UNKNOWN SERVER that had text written in a completely different LANGUAGE. You decided to learn a bit of it and you sometimes find yourself spitting it here and there. Half the time you are unsure of whether you are saying any of it right but you don't care.

You tend to get UNCONTROLLABLY UNHINGED if your hair is let loose for some reason. You suppose having the nerves around your somewhat mutant mind pulled KEEPS YOU FROM GOING APESHIT OR WHATEVER. You never understood any of that but you keep your hair up NONETHELESS. You don't want to end up getting kicked out of this communal hive stem.

You are going to play a game you developed from THE RUNES AND GLYPHS of an ANCIENT TEMPLE near one of your friends' place with 11 others. This game will be the INEVITABLE DOOM to your planet. But you do not know this. Your trolltag is kathados�lectrostatique and for others you sound pretty weird with ton accent when tu speak.

What will you do?

19/04/15
"Valren: Be the other girl"

You are now some other girl.

19/04/15
"Valren: Go outside."

Your hive is rather big as it is. Why you had it built like this you will never now. You were but just a young one then. Outside there are squawking beasts everywhere. None of these things are your lusus. They're just kind of here all the time. Your lusus is in his usual spot. Behind a giant rock.

Your lusus is different from most guardians on your planet, if not the most confusing.

19/04/15
"Valren: Deal with this guy."


venerationLiberator [VL] began trolling arisingConflagration [AC]


VL: hey dawg
AC: How many times have 1 told you not to refer to everyone by that.
AC: 1tâs hard to tell whether youâre trying to pull a fast 1 or not.
VL: what the hell are you on about
VL: you know i call people that all the time
VL: since when was it an issue :?
AC: 1t is not.
VL: then whats the dealio
AC: Just being a bit irritating.
VL: wow ok
VL: ima pretend i never even read that
AC: You are irritated.
VL: no shit
VL: alright enough bs
AC: Lets.
VL: so
VL: about this game
AC: What of it.
VL: how are we playin it
VL: we talkin about teams here or
AC: There are no teams.
AC: The concept of this game is all-out teamwork.
AC: An opposing party will not prove advantageous in the slightest.
VL: well thats no fun :<
VL: we always play any kinda game with two teams
AC: Not this time.
VL: you make it sound as if someones gonna die
AC: That is something we all should avoid.
VL: not with the cooks in this game
VL: have you not met that other one
AC: Never face to face.
AC: 1n all honesty.
AC: 1 believe an encounter with that oaf would be ridiculously bothersome.
VL: is this game gonna take long
VL: i got a couple peeps i gotta get in touch with
AC: Your targets?
VL: hell no
VL: good friends of mine :>
AC: 1 will say nothing.
VL: better keep it that way
VL: talk to that unspeakably loud cat man yet?
AC: He should be on any minute now.
AC: Not like him to be late for anything âEXCITINGâ.
VL: i swear hes out of it
VL: guy treats every day like its dandy or whatever
AC: That is what makes him a good friend.
VL: meh

19/04/15
"Valren: Go pester someone."

You move over to your computer so you can pester- CHAT! Chatting is what you do, not pestering.

But it looks like someone else has already started trolling you first.

19/04/15
"Valren: Shut up and jam."

You would but you already did that earlier.

To someone else you would have looked totally cool. When really to you, you'd probably look like a buffoon on your own in your block 'jammin'.

19/04/15
"Valren: Examine poster."

Ok.

You just recently found out about those guys in the poster. No one knew how long Daft Punk was around or that it even existed. Ok you don't even know whether to refer to it as they or it. Confusing really. But the music sure is worth your time.

19/04/15
"Valren: Get into contact with your ancestors."

It never is up to you on when you get to reach them or not. It is always up to them, the spirits.

13/04/15
"Enter name."

Your name is VALREN FINIKS.

You are an AVID SONG SYNTHESIZER though you are pretty sure you are still an amateur. You don't make much of it since your planet is still pretty new to this kind of entertainment. You only ever bothered to take a gander at it since you are relatively BORED and mostly chat with your friends or visit them MOST OF THE TIME. You are not a fucking hirudineatic beast of course. So if anyone would like to find you, they'd most likely find you in this block of your hive. You are gifted in the field of PSIONICS like very few of your kind though you tend NOT TO RELY on it too much. Don't want to end looking like some LAZY asshole.

You are going to play a game developed, by a friend of yours, from MYSTERIOUS TECHNOLOGY that strange VOICES you assume to be your ANCESTORS have helped you come across in ruins nearby your home. This game will bring about the IMMINENT DESTRUCTION of your planet and all who inhabit it, except for the twelve of you who will be playing it. Only YOU know of this danger at the moment.

Your trolltag is arisingConflagration and you have a strangely charming and vigilant way with your words.

What will you do?

13/04/15
"======>"

Huh?

Who's this cool guy?

13/04/15
"======>"

You gaze off into the distance that is the empty dust bowl of your domain. Eerie breezes are the only kind of music that reach your auricular sponge clots. So unnerving. Yet so sublime almost.

Wait what the hell is that in the distance? And it seems to be headed straight for your place.

11/04/15
"Zurrei: Leave room to examine the outside world."

You step out onto one of your hive's extraterraneal landing slats. Unfortunately there isn't much to see of the outside world since you live in one of Alternia's few SANDY WASTELANDS. Why you chose this of all places to have your hive built when your were young, you may never know.

You guess it was a good idea anyway. You don't think you would last long around CIVILIANS. Some would have already been dead by now because of your lusus. She of course doesn't eat trolls, unless provoked.

11/04/15
"Zurrei: Answer troll."


arisingConflagration [AC] began trolling rhabdophisHerpet [RH]


AC: Greetings.
AC: 1 hope that 1 have not caught you at a bad time.
AC: By which 1 mean.
AC: 1 am glad that 1 have been able to catch you at an 'alright' time.
AC: As 1 am sure you are simply meandering about your respiteblock which you are prone to do several times a day.
AC: And then someone will have to give you a few jabs to the nugbone just to get you back to this planet.
AC: This someone almost always being me.
RH: could you get any more troublessome?
RH: it hassnt even been that long ssince you decided to troll me and youre already typing away in your ssponge poking ssentencess
RH: iss thiss how itss gonna be now
RH: will your never-ending attemptss to prod at my tolerance gauge ever ceasse??
AC: Yes yes hello to you Zurrei.
RH: what do you want
AC: Just being a little reminder for you.
RH: oh my god i know
RH: i know
RH: i get it already that we are going to play whatever hellfire of a game that you two came acrossss
AC: You know 1 like to double check.
RH: you for ssure ass fuck love to bother me
AC: Really?
AC: 1s me wanting to have a little chit chat with a friend so bad.
AC: 1s it so wrong to enjoy you going off the handle sometimes if 1 might overstep my boundaries just to push at your clasps even if you don't literally have any?
RH: ssee
RH: you did it again
RH: now youre jusst trying to be a clever little sshit
RH: and for ssome fucking reasson
RH: i admire your classssinessss
RH: itss almost
RH: titillating
AC: Why Ms. Serpen.
AC: 1f 1 were someone else 1 would say you were attempting something rather risky in a certain field that even someone like myself shouldn't even be stepping into at this sweep.
RH: oh fuck did i really type that
RH: fuuuuuuuuuuuuck
AC: Don't worry.
AC: I'll make it a priority to never speak of it again.
RH: good
AC: No matter how tempting.
RH: fuck you
AC: Heh.
AC: Moving on.
AC: Have you spoken to anyone else for the day.
RH: um no
RH: i dont plan to either
RH: im not rissking my ssomewhat sstable mental sstate around ssome of thosse idiotss
AC: Are you sure you are not just exaggerating by now.
AC: You yourself get along fine with most.
RH: you dont sseem to grassp a lot do you
AC: 1 can assure you that 1 do.
RH: doubt it but whatever
AC: Just make sure you don't contact or reply to you know who if you see him.
RH: i havent sspoken to that asssshat for two ssweepss why sshould i sstart now?
AC: Alright.
RH: why
AC: No real reason.
AC: He's been becoming much more persistent at his provocations lately.
RH: ugh
AC: 1 know.
AC: Ok.
AC: 1 should get going now.
AC: 1 will still be online.
RH: whatever
AC: Later.
arisingConflagration [AC] ceased trolling rhabdophisHerpet [RH]

11/04/15
"Zurrei: Head over to your computer station."

You do that.

Hmm. It's him. You wonder what this guy wants now.

11/04/15
"Zurrei: Notice message."

You have been engrossing yourself in your anger that you almost didn't notice that someone is trying to reach you.

09/04/15
"======>"

That bitch is a real migraine inducer for your thinkpan.

09/04/15
"Zurrei: Examine poster above door."

Ugh.

This is a poster of a very popular EXTREME ROLE PLAY GAME that you used to play when you were younger. All players must take caution when playing this unless they wanted REAL LIFE CONSEQUENCES. You and some of your friends were well known players. Until there came a time where one of them went too far and caused TREACHEROUS COMPLICATIONS for another one of your friends. And that shit didn't even take place in game! It was just an act of selfish vengeance. And out of probable insanity.

09/04/15
"Zurrei: Get in."

Definitely not. You are about to play your game soon, and you don't want to have HIM roll up trying to wake you from a siesta of any sort.

09/04/15
"Zurrei: Examine yellow pod."

This is your RECUPERACOON filled with the well known SOPOR SLIME. Every troll has one, since it is the equivalent to a human BED, though you would not have any idea on what either of those terms mean right now.

09/04/15
"Enter name."

Your name is ZURREI SERPEN. As was previously mentioned, this day is one that holds nothing of significance. It is just like any old day, another day for more of the infuriating trials that life seems to enjoy throwing at you, which we are sure are many.

Not as many, since it is somewhat relevant to what is stated above, are your INTERESTS. Again, you do not have a lot since most of the time you are engaging in HIGHLY DANGEROUS HUNTINGS with your LUSUS. As a refresher to those who have forgotten, LUSUS NATURAE, better known as CUSTODIANS on Alternia are HORRIFYING BEASTS that ROAM the planet. Some are usually CARETAKERS for the young of your kind while you operate sort of like a zookeeper of some kind. But you of course know this. She is not here at the moment. Probably OFF SOMEWHERE getting something to eat even though she eats more than what is expected of her SPECIES, but the thought has never crossed your mind and you would most likely not care if it did. You also like to cultivate CACTI when you are ready.

You would sometimes VISIT a few of your friends even though all of them basically drive you to INCREDIBLE HYSTERICS. ONE in particular would visit you since he is NOT THAT FAR from your hive, and in your opinion you believe he is possibly the most sane compared to some of the nutjobs you for some reason consider your 'friends'. You would contact them using a chat client called TROLLIAN. It is relatively easy to use for now you guess. Your trolltag is rhabdophisHerpet and you speak in a manner that iss ssimilar to what your lussuss would ssound like.

Soon you will play a game with your 11 friends and have one hell of an adventure. This game does NOT YET EXIST. But will soon.

What will you do?

09/04/15
"Perilbent."

This young troll stands in her respiteblock. Today, the 9th bilunar perigee of the 4th dark season's equinox, is a day of no true significance. Though it has been around six solar sweeps since this troll's larval awakening, it is only today that she will be given a name!

Six Alternian solar sweeps, just for a convenient refresher, is equivalent to thirteen Earth years.

Earth is conveniently a planet that does exist around this planet's time, though the inhabitants of Alternia do not know this and probably never will.

Also to avoid any shenanigans that might aggravate this chick we will name her something that is not ridiculously moronic.

09/04/15
"Enter name."

Well it looks like you remembered it precisely.

We examine the planet of ALTERNIA. Somewhere on it, as expected, is a young troll.

09/04/15
"Act 3 -==>"

Now after that awkward moment, we examine a planet that is not Earth, probably forgotten by many.

But we will have to remember just to remind some.

08/04/15
"But-"

Good day.

08/04/15
"JX: Do it. It is your destiny."

Destiny shmetsiny.

Thank god your side of the wall has an off switch. And by that I mean thank god my side of the wall has an off switch.

Now shoo.

08/04/15
"JX: Engage in highly indulgent self-inser-"

No.

Stop right there. Don't even bother finishing that. Self inserts are ALWAYS a horrible idea and everyone knows it. Look at what happened to the last dude who decided to entertain this shit. He's dead now.

08/04/15
"Activate."

08/04/15
"Locate fourth wall."

08/04/15
"END OF ACT 2"

07/04/15
"-==>"



IW: Get into the god damn medium.

07/04/15
"-==>"

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IW: ALL of you.

07/04/15
"-==>"

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IW: That all of you.

07/04/15
"-==>"

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07/04/15
"-==>"



IW: Oh.
IW: And one more thing.
IW: Just make sure.

07/04/15
"-==>"



IW: Try not to do anything riskily crazy.

07/04/15
"-==>"



IW: Also.
IW: When dealing with your artifacts.

07/04/15
"-==>"

07/04/15
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07/04/15
"-==>"



IW: And if you have second thoughts on your sprite turnout.
IW: Don't complain.
IW: We are already too far in now so deal.

07/04/15
"-==>"



IW: Also I hope some of you get what you're supposed to be doing with your artifacts.

07/04/15
"-==>"



IW: Our first guardian is now within my 'sprite.
IW: I was unfortunately careless but it getting into the kernelsprite was already predicted.
IW: Still don't get my shock.

07/04/15
"-==>"



IW: All I can give you is just some words of advice.
IW: Do not take this game lightly.
IW: Ever.

07/04/15
"Some time in the future, but not much."



IW: Alright.
IW: I know you all won't be reading this.
IW: As you would be holding onto your artifacts right about now.
IW: But I hope you can grasp what we are up against.
IW: This isn't a game like you all know.
IW: So there isn't a lot of time for any kind of clowning around.
IW: The things we faced in the past seem like much more of a big deal.
IW: When really they were just mere child'splay compared to what Sburb has to offer.

07/04/15
"-==>"

there will
be
explosions B)

07/04/15
"-==>"

Like she said.

07/04/15
"-==>"

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07/04/15
"Some time earlier."

07/04/15
"Aelita: Pester your brother."



AP: Sorry for the delay again
AP: Someone's been putting me to sleep
AT: oh is that it
AT: dyep that explains it
AT: also by who if i might ask
AP: Call me crazy but
AP: I think it might be one of those trolls
AT: so those bastards who keep annoying us are the real deal?
AP: I think so
AT: urrrrrgh
AT: but most of them are pretty shitty ._.
AP: It's not like we have to talk to all of them
AP: Anyway the cruxtruder is open now

07/04/15
"Aelita: Wake up."



BEREE: woah!!
PARKELL: ahAHHA!
DARMU: She has arisen again
AP: Now I KNOW someone keeps putting me to sleep!
AP: It's getting ridiculously repetitive now!
PARKELL: well you should probably get back to andrew ya know
AP: Right
AP: You too you know
PARKELL: oh yeah

07/04/15
"-==>"



ALVERÃ: You fool!
ALVERÃ: You get off her this instant!
BEREE: nah
BEREE: this is what she gets for falling asleep so often
BEREE: true comedy at its finest
PARKELL: heheheheh
DARMU: Dear me...

07/04/15
"-==>"

You are suddenly bonked on the head with a shearing tool it seems.

Must be your paintling Badass Christy.

07/04/15
"-==>"

As much as you knew that it would happen, you can't deny that you feel like shit right now.

07/04/15
"Helena: Go over to cruxtruder."



FJ: oh no
AT: im so sorry!
AT: i mean
AT: i didnt see him at all!
FJ: Andrew
AT: im such a dumbass how could i not see this coming??
AT: i was so damn careless!
FJ: Andrew!! 'O'
AT: yeah :c
FJ: it's ok you dummy
FJ: besides he was going to be used for my kernelsprite anyway
FJ: I knew this already
GC: well that just got real awkward
GQ: shut up odd.

07/04/15
"-==>"



FJ: huh?
AT: oh...
AT: oh god
FJ: what happened?
FJ: the flambits just stopped moving about
AT: um
AT: helena?
FJ: what what
AT: ...
AT: move to the cruxtruder

07/04/15
"-==>"



FJ: hey Andrew
AT: yes m'dear
FJ: I forgot to thank you
FJ: for that giant hole you put in my wall
AT: it was an accident and you know it! :O
AT: anyways could you tell those guys to behave already?
AT: next thing you see i accidentally drop something on them
FJ: nah you won't
FJ: jeez what is taking Christy so long??

06/04/15
"-==>"

Now you just splat some paint on the floor and she will appear in no time.

Now you must contact Andrew.

06/04/15
"Leo: Be Lucy."

We are now Helena again.

Wow. Surprising that you have actually moved since the last time we saw you. You managed to get the power back on since one of your flambits actually turned it off before you got into your room just to mess with you. The piece of shit. You still love them all though.

Right now you have prepared some paint. SPLETONIAN PAINT is what you're using. This kind of paint can make any kind of drawing REAL if you're skilled in that field. Which you are since you learned it. You had created a FEW ORIGINAL CHARACTERS with this paint and you have decided to call them PAINTLINGS. You were supposed to create a proper WORLD so that they could dwell in but so far you haven't gotten far. In fact you have barely even started.

Some others are going to be using your paintlings for their KERNELSPRITES so they already have their little tubs of paint for their paintling. You are going to use the first ever one you created for your 'sprite. Her name being BADASS CHRISTY for some reason.

06/04/15
"Leo: Ponder."

Sometimes you have to wonder about the lot of them.

Also your preferred name is Loke.

06/04/15
"Spirit Leo: Address fellow Zodiac."



LL: Alright everyone.
LL: You all know what we have to do.
LL: We're about to play a very dangerous and complex game.
LL: So don't be fooled by anything it throws at you.
MV: Brother
LL: Yes Virgo.
MV: May I have my punishment
LL: ...
LL: What.
MV: My punishment
LL: Virgo you know this is serious.
MV: I am sorry
MV: Will I be punished?
LL: Oh my god.
OT: gosh virgo why you gotta be so mOODY?
MV: I am not moody
RS: true but you can be real weird, yeah
CC: No need to be all rude, ebi.
TA: Sh-shouldnt we be listen-ening to what Leo has to s-say...
LL: Yes thank you Aries.
TA: S-sorry...
SA: Ugh
SA: When will you ever cut that out little aries?
TA: Im sorry...
SA: Quit apologizing!
LL2: .......
SP2: can we hurry this up yet mother
MC: I am not your mother you buffoon
SP1: Heheh
CG: we really should get going.
CG2: yeah we dont want to cause any sort of bad thing ya know?
LL: Yes please.
LL: Alright I gave you all your copies right.
AS: Moshi moshi.
RS: yeah
LL: Good.
OT: alright lets get a mOOVE on!

06/04/15
"Enter names."

You all are the CELESTIAL ZODIAC SPIRITS of Lucy Heartfilia.

When you are needed she can summon either one of you, or even more that one, with her GOLD CELESTIAL GATE KEYS. You all are aware that the gamma is a real version of Sburb and you are all ready to get playing soon. Usually the time where you are, the CELESTIAL SPIRIT WORLD where other spirits live, is drastically different from that of the Earthland. But for some reason time is a little WONKY.

That's really all there is to say about you all for now.

What will you do?

06/04/15
"-==>"

Well that was a pretty nasty chat just now.

We move onto-

Alright how many more persons are there to even introduce anymore?? Just them? Alright ok.

06/04/15
"Wendy: Be interrupted from your guilt trip."


-- indiscerniblyProdigious [IP] began trolling maidenAir [MA] at 11:13 --


IP: haahaahaa
IP: heeheehee
IP: hoohoohoo @u@
MA: D:
IP: HAAHAAHAA
IP: HEEHEEHEE
IP: HOOHOOHOO @D@
MA: why now
MA: why are you talking to me now??
MA: and i blocked you too!
IP: you cant b7ock me you dumbass
IP: thought youd rea7ize that by now
IP: but you havent i guess
IP: god every sing7e 7ast one a you are fatherfuckin idiots
IP: especia77y
IP: you @p@
MA: D:
MA: what do you want
MA: why do you keep annoying us!
IP: cuz we wanna
IP: cuz i just 7ike bein a big pain in the ass!
IP: cuz i 7ike to take
IP: ...
MA: ..
IP: chances @D~
IP: get used to it you 7i7 shit
-- maidenAir [MA] blocked indiscerniblyProdigious [IP] at 11:15

06/04/15
"Enter name."

Your name is WENDY MARVELL.

You are the one who started the gamma before everyone else. Your EXCEED CARLA was getting impatient, believing the game to be some regular old one and therefore a waste of time, so she urged you to go early to the main mansion and take her copies. You are still feeling ridiculously terrible for starting THE END OF THE WORLD, even if your client player Yumi tells you not to worry about it.

You are the other DRAGON SLAYER of this household, your powers being that of a SKY DRAGON SLAYER. This means you can use a kind of magic similar to manipulating and creating WIND. You are also a HEALER though there are some extents to your powers. When you were young the dragon GRANDEENEY who taught you your magic left (but never actually did) just like the other dragons who taught Natsu and Gajeel. You had to go off on your own, until you came across a FRIEND who then got you to a guild known as CAIT SHELTER. The guild turned out to be just an illusion that the supposed GUILD MASTER had made for you so that you did not feel alone in your times of need. You were offered to join Fairy Tail once you learnt the truth and you gladly accepted. You do not see yourself as very strong since you are a pretty SHY person which Carla scolds you for every now and again. You have been trying to be more SELF CONFIDENT, which Yumi helps you with. Sometimes she reminds you of Grandeeney and you enjoy her company.

You don't have a lot of hobbies since you are usually off on jobs with Lucy or Natsu or another guild member since Carla insists that you not go off on your own yet. But when you can, Yumi, and sometimes even Hajime, help to train you to get better at your magic. You like to press flowers now with Hinata and you love to go and explore worlds with your friends from time to time.

What will you do?

06/04/15
"Be someone else."

We are now a young but not really that young girl on her computer being pestered by her exceed.

Poor kid. Who are you?

06/04/15
"-==>"



RR: well Mira?
DA: Hmm?
RR: do you think we should start the game now?
RR: I mean it is obvious it is the real game and all
ME: what??
ME: come on Lisanna are you sure this is it?
ME: the sky doesnt usually change like that if it is the actual thing right?
ME: what if something else is going in?
DA: I think it is already established that this is the real game
DA: We did see a meteor in the distance too
RR: see brother??
ME: well alright
ME: ill make sure that im a prepared man for this!
RR: heh
DA: Some of the other guild members might come here to find out what is happening
DA: It might be a little problematic though
RR: I wish there were more copies...
DA: There is a reason why there are so few and yet so many
DA: There are already a lot of players
DA: More that the standard 4 for humans
ME: yeah
DA: Alright you two
DA: Get back to your rooms and quick

06/04/15
"Enter names."

Let's start with the woman in the dress.

Your name is MIRAJANE STRAUSS.

You were just talking with your TWO SIBLINGS here when you guys noticed to the sky change outside. You guess the game you are about to play is the real SBURB. Big surprise there.

You are the HEAD WAITRESS at Fairy Tail since you don't exactly do the regular routine of getting various jobs to do. You prefer the work you get at the guild anyway. Really the reason you don't take jobs like the other guild members is because of an incident years in the past that resulted in the supposed death of you YOUNGER SISTER. But after another incident it turns out that she is actually alive, and you are happy that she is with you all. You are an S-CLASS wizard, a rank of wizard that is recognized as an elite. In your guild there are few who are within this class, Erza included though this was not mentioned before. You and your siblings share the same kind of magic, though you can manage it better; it is called TAKE-OVER MAGIC. Your specific use of this magic is known as SATAN SOUL. As the name suggests it can be pretty terrifying. But you don't mind. You use this magic to gain the powers of different demons to enhance your own.

The next girl's name is LISANNA STRAUSS.

Due to an event which occurred years ago you were transported to another universe, though your disappearance resulted in Fairy Tail believing that you had died when you had tried to calm your OLDER BROTHER down during the event. But then after a long time you managed to return to your world. Your kind of take-over magic is known as ANIMAL SOUL. Your magic pretty much speaks for itself. You can change into different animals and such and use their powers as your own.

And this guy's name is ELFMAN STRAUSS.

You are the older and younger brother of Lisanna and Mira Jane respectively. You would do anything to protect your siblings, and they would do the same for you. You were once weak but then after Lisanna had 'died' you decided to change yourself to become STRONG. You take pride in how far you've come and in being a MAN. This kinda resulted in you having a pretty big ego but otherwise you are relatively approachable. Sometimes. Your take-over is known as BEAST SOUL. You used to have problems back then and could only change parts of your body into the parts of the beasts you could take-over but overtime you can now take on the full appearance as well as strength. You and your siblings love being with your other guild members and you guys don't mind world explorations from time to time.

What will you three do?

06/04/15
"Levy: Be Natsu."

We are now these three people.

04/04/15
"Gajeel: Pester your client."


-- someGuy [SG] began pestering ascendingPages [AP] at 9:14 --


SG: oi
SG: where you want me to put the next thing
AP: Hmm
AP: Please refrain from causing any damage to any of my books thanks
AP: I'd appreciate it Gajeel.
SG: ok ok but i dont see no meteors or anything so whats the rush
AP: There isn't particularly any rush really
AP: You have seen the sky right.
SG: yeah
SG: so
AP: So that means we should at least be prepared
AP: There are some who aren't even online right now
AP: And some might even be up to nothing really important
AP: Sigh.
SG: leave a message or something dammit
AP: I did but what's the use really??
AP: I might start a memo but
AP: Ughhh
AP: I wish this all wasn't happening like this.
SG: but
AP: I know I know!
AP: Just
AP: Put the alchemiter over in the corner for me please.
SG: dont rush me shrimp

04/04/15
"Enter name."

Your name is GAJEEL REDFOX.

You are playing a computer game right now and you wish you weren't. But at the same time you have to if you want to save your CLIENT'S skin. You think she might throw a fit if you damage anything in her room so you'd better be careful.

Like Juvia you were a mage of Phantom Lord, but then after the guild's disbandment after certain events you were offered to join Fairy Tail. Being involved in the events the members of Fairy Tail were wary of your presence. You didn't care, and you still don't for the one or two who are still careful around you even after proving yourself to not be so much of a bad guy. You still pick fights every now and again though, especially with Natsu, or SALAMANDER since you call him by his well known title. Just like him you are a dragon slayer, though you are IRON rather than fire. Dragon slayers can actually EAT whatever their powers revolve around so he eats FIRE and you eat IRON obviously. There is ANOTHER dragon slayer living with you all but she is NOTHING compared to you two when it comes to personality. She is strong you can give her that. You don't have any interests at all. But if you are asked to go on world explorations you would go from time to time.

What will you do?

04/04/15
"Natsu: Stop playing games and wake up already!"

Natsu cannot stop as he isn't playing any games and the guy just knocked out for crying out loud!

So we are now... um. This person.

04/04/15
"-==>"



CN: hey
CN: you there or what

-- radFires [RF] is now an idle chum! --

04/04/15
"Natsu: Answer chum."


-- coolNinja [CN] began pestering radFires [RF] at 9:14 --


CN: hey!
CN: hey come on i know youre there!
CN: hmmmm >_<
RF: yo whats up
RF: just got bac from the guild
CN: ha!
CN: alright
CN: so i hope you havent forgotten our little bet
RF: ahh hell no!
RF: how would i ever forget having a bet were i know im gonna beat the shit outta you as i win?
CN: you wish you could beat me XP
RF: i think its the toher way around!
RF: uhm
RF: *other
RF: shit
CN: lol
RF: how about another bet
CN: oh?
CN: whats this one gonna be
RF: to bet wether this is the real thing or not!
CN: come on you moron
CN: july said this isnt the real thing
RF: maybe it is and she didn wan us to worry or anythin
CN: um
CN: no way =_=
RF: you bettin or what D:<
CN: you better believe im right so hell yeah!

04/04/15
"Natsu: Check your phone."

Wow. It appears that time decided to backtrack for whatever reason.

Weird.

Also you have unread messages from someone. Oh. Oh it's that guy. Huh.

04/04/15
"Natsu: Look outside."

You do that and you see..... a regular old sky? Wasn't it really dark and all stars everywhere. This all requires some serious investigating. Though you could have just been dreaming.

04/04/15
"Levy: Be another guy."

You are now another guy. The guy being Natsu.

You just woke up after passing out for a couple of minutes. Happy just watches you.

04/04/15
"Levy: Deploy another machine."

Alright what next-

Oh shit. That... That idiot almost toppled over some of your books over there! The nerve...

04/04/15
"Enter name."

Your name is LEVY MCGARDEN.

You are currently trying to set up the machines for your client player of Sburb, that person being Gray. You already had a feeling why he asked you to once you realized you were actually deploying real mechanics into his room.

Not much to say about you really. You are a part of Fairy Tail. You magic is known as SOLID SCRIPT, where you can use your hands to write words in the air and make them real. For instance if you write the word fire right now bam! A fire is made right in your room. But you don't have the time for that and you are not retarded to start a fire when that shit could literally start any moment from interpreted meteors to come. What a lucky day for everyone! You are known in the guild for being PRETTY INTELLIGENT as you have a vast knowledge on almost everything including languages. You can even rewrite ancient runes or just runes in general. You are an avid lover of BOOKS so that helps with your magic. You used to have many more books but Natsu was the cause of several casualties which resulted in you having quite a bit of them burnt.
You like being with your friends and guild and you don't mind going with some to explore worlds from time to time.

What will you do?

04/04/15
"Juvia: Be someone else."

Ok.

We are now some other blue haired girl though this one looks mildly anxious.

04/04/15
"Juvia: Examine doll on the dresser."

The doll is a PLUSH of Gray.

You got this after you lost your last one. But this one is just as good. Everyone more or less has a plush of some kind, though they are usually hidden. You like to keep yours out on display despite how weird it is.

Just looking at the little guy makes you crack a smile.

04/04/15
"Enter name."

Your name is JUVIA LOCKSER.

You were once apart of a guild called PHANTOM LORD, but after certain events you quit that guild and joined Fairy Tail. Really the only reason you joined was just to get close to GRAY, but your approaches were either brushed off, ignored or presumed to be stalking. You have come to realize this after some time, but you can't help but still have interest in the guy. Your are a skilled WATER MAGIC USER, and you are known as THE RAIN WOMAN. You can make, manipulate and weaponize water to your will. Pretty straightforward really.

You don't really have any interests though once shell collecting was introduced to you by Andrew you don't mind doing that. You have your shells kept inside your dresser since knowing the people in the mansion, one or two of them are bound to end up in the nearest trash can, broken to pieces. This would most definitely have you in a fit since you do have genuine interest in the hobby. Those who know you well find you to have a WILD and OVER REACTIVE IMAGINATION. You never noticed and you probably never will. You like to be with the friends you have and go on their world explorations from time to time.

What will you do?

04/04/15
"-==>"

The clouds grow darker and darker
There seems to be no end to it
She hopes nothing is too serious

Ok hold on who are you?

04/04/15
"Gray: Monitor machine placement."

You got bad vibes from the changing weather outside, so you asked your server player to connect to you. You already had a feeling this game was the real thing, so you made sure you were prepared for anything.

You for sure as hell ain't gonna be the first to die, you can say that much; still you hope no one playing actually dies trying to enter. That'd just be terrible.

04/04/15
"Enter name."

Your name is GRAY FULLBUSTER.

You are, like everyone else in this mansion, a mage of Fairy Tail. You are an ICE MAKE WIZARD, a wizard that basically makes ice into various objects or weapons. You are relatively an alright mage to say the least. You don't particularly have interests in anything, since like everyone else you are off doing jobs. When you were offered to live here at this sweet place you took your chance. You are one of the causes to Natsu causing havoc. The two of can't stand one another sometimes yet for some reason you guys are still friends. Weird really. Annoyingly you have a weird habit of stripping which you are starting to get the hang of controlling. You like to explore worlds with your friends when you feel like it from time to time.

What will you do?

04/04/15
"Hajime: Be someone else."

We are now this guy.

Who is this guy?

04/04/15
"-==>"

You look at the BIRD that has suddenly appeared.

You found the guy many years ago and decided to keep him. You really wish you hadn't, at least that's what some say. But you have a reason why you still have him in your possession. It is the FIRST GUARDIAN of this planet, so you have a feeling you have to keep an eye on him.

You are to be its keeper. Its monitor. If you weren't then true chaos would be happening.

04/04/15
"-==>"

Except it is not in it's cage.

04/04/15
"Hajime: Inspect the cage."

It's a BIRD CAGE to be more specific.

This is definitely where that devil beast of a thing belongs. In a cage.

04/04/15
"Lucy: Be someone else."

We are now Hajime around the time when he gets his seriously aggravating headache.

After all that mess you decided to go check on something in a storeroom not too far from the room you are using. You had put it there yesterday as it was causing some serious problems for a lot of you.

02/04/15
"-==>"



LL: Hey I wonder if..
CC: Leo...
LL: Oh yeah I can't move you.
CC: Leo...
LL: Can I move this?
LL: Hey I can.
CC: Leo...
LL: Oh are these some of your drafts over here?
CC: Don't look at those!!!
LL: Oh sorry about that.
LL: I got distracted.
CC: Hmmmmmmmmm.

02/04/15
"LL: Connect to Lucy."



LL: Alright I think I'm connected to you now.
CC: Good.
LL: Wow so this is your apartment huh.
CC: Yes now could you please deploy a machine now?
LL: It's a nice place you got you know.
LL: How much did it cost you again?
CC: Umm.
LL: Jeez I hope I don't damage anything in here Princess.
CC: ...

02/04/15
"Lucy: Install the sburb client."

02/04/15
"Lucy: Contact the first person you notice online."


-- celestialCosmos [CC] began pestering loverLeo [LL] at 11:05 --


CC: Hello?
CC: Are you there?
CC: Please tell me that you're there I am freaking out.
LL: Princess?
CC: Ugh.
CC: Please don't call me that.
LL: There won't be any promises!
CC: Anyway that's besides the point!
CC: I just saw a meteor in the river when I looked out my window.
LL: ...
CC: What...
LL: I.. know this already.
CC: What??
LL: The clouds Lucy.
LL: Remember they show us things?
CC: Oh.
CC: Ohhh oh right ._. .
LL: Should I connect to you already?
CC: I know we shouldn't be playing without July telling us but.
CC: Wait you think it's the real thing too?
LL: Yes now hurry and install the game.
CC: Rright!

02/04/15
"-==>"

... A meteor.

In the river.

Hell no this shit is not real you have got to tell someone about this.

02/04/15
"Lucy: Look out your window."

You do that and you see...

02/04/15
"A few hours in the future, but not really a lot."

You just finish checking a website and holy shit what is that.

02/04/15
"Enter name."

Your name is LUCY HEARTFILIA.

You are a mage of FAIRY TAIL, and you are basically a close friend of Natsu, Happy, Erza and quite a few others. You don't live with them in the mansion Helena had built there in Magnolia, as you didn't want to be a bother or anything. But sometimes you wish you did because the rent you have to pay for your APARTMENT is astounding. So you usually have to go on different jobs just to pay that shit off and by food for yourself and when you feel like it you would buy something cute for yourself. Which is a very rare thing since you barely ever have much money left for that.

Most of the time you would go on jobs with others and Natsu would usually be tagging along, and boy does all hell break loose for you all. That boy would overdo things to an extent where it's amazing you are even receiving money at all. But he's your friend so you forgive him. He did get you into Fairy Tail after, something you've been wanting for ever since you learnt of the guild. Your kind of magic deals with CELESTIAL SUMMONINGS where you would use keys known as CELESTIAL GATE KEYS to have a CELESTIAL SPIRIT fight with you in combat or for other purposes. There are silver and gold keys and right now you own all of the keys of the ZODIAC. There was a mage who had the other two and, after a while of begging you finally decided to accept them from her. She wanted to do a different type of magic anyway. You love all your spirits dearly.

You used to be pretty weak and honestly useless when on your jobs with the others but after some events some years ago you were given a WEAPON and your magic power is now off the charts so you rival your friends now. Some believe you are stronger but Natsu being an idiot would never want to be defeated. You let him be. Whatever helps him sleep at night. You like to be with your friends and explore worlds from time to time.

What will you do?

02/04/15
"-==>"

Who's this blonde bimbo?

02/04/15
"Erza: Do something else."

Hey, what's this?

It looks like... someone kind of confused about which application they want to open? Hey genius of the month. Don't you realize that some shit may or may not be going down?

No?

Of course.

02/04/15
"-==>"

You think you'll be needing this just in case anything gets a little too hot around here.

02/04/15
"Erza: Use your REQUIP MAGIC."

02/04/15
"Natsu: Be Erza."

Well dude fell asleep so yeah sure we can be her.

You decided to go outside to get a better look at the sky and here you are, staring up at the unnatural color of the atmosphere.

This obviously wreaks with danger.

02/04/15
"-==>"

You unceremoniously pass out.

What the hell is this anyway?

02/04/15
"-==>"



HAPPY: if i remember right
HAPPY: in the comic you gotta get into the medium or whatever
HAPPY: or else you'll just get caught up in the meteor shower
RF: but
RF: BUT!
RF: we cant just let everyone die happy!
RF: and what about the guild??
HAPPY: i dunno!
HAPPY: maybe you could ask helena or somebody about that
RF: uuuuuuuugh!

02/04/15
"-==>"



RF: i dont think its a game anymore happy!
RF: its not just some game after all!
RF: but that means
RF: SHIIIIT!
RF: the whole town!
RF: happy we gotta try and stop these meteors!
RF: yeah i think thatll work!
HAPPY: uh natsu?
RF: what?

02/04/15
"Natsu: Talk to the cat."



HAPPY: natsu?
RF: happy!
HAPPY: natsu what's going on?
HAPPY: the whole sky started darkening before you got back here
HAPPY: i was gonna tell the others who got here before you
RF: pretty sure they already know what's going on
RF: i mean
RF: maybe not that dumbass cuz you know
RF: but still!
HAPPY: what?
RF: i dont think
RF: ohhhhhhhhh man
HAPPY: natsu?

02/04/15
"Natsu: Return to your room."

30/03/15
"Enter names."

We will start with the guy.

Your name is NATSU DRAGNEEL.

You are a MAGE of a MAGIC GUILD called FAIRY TAIL. You and the girl over there just made it back to the mansion after having one look at the sky. Come on. The place looking like that during this time of the day? Something is totally up.

You have the powers of a FIRE DRAGON SLAYER. The name more or less explains itself right away. You and Helena share the same kind of FIRE POWER yet she is more controlled unlike you. To others you are literally a walking destruction waiting to wreak havoc when ready. To you that just means you're strong opponent. Fairy Tail is basically a guild to find work and meet other wizards like yourself, and that's where you get your various jobs. You would mostly go with your friends or just with your best friend HAPPY who happens to be a BLUE TALKING CAT known as an EXCEED. You think he might be in your room asleep or something. Most of the time you are training yourself to be better at combat, or you are just eating. When you can get your hands on something during a mission of yours you like to keep it like a souvenir of some sorts. You like to hang with your friends and explore worlds from time to time.

Your name is ERZA SCARLET.

Like Natsu you are a mage of the Fairy Tail guild. Sometimes you both go on missions with one or two of your friends if necessary. Your type of magic revolves around the MASTERY OF SWORDS, and you are well known for being an amazing SWORDSMAN SPECIALIST. Your magic type is better known as REQUIP, where you can bring up different weapons from a pocket dimension where they are stored. You can also requip 'armor' that compliment your swords as well.

There are only two people who can match your skills and they are the exceed belonging to one of the guild members and Vinice, though she is as you have come to acknowledge, kinda better. You two would spar every now and again just to improve yourselves. If only she didn't spend most of her hours trying to clobber the shit out of Ulrich. You don't mind going on explorations with your friends from time to time.

What will you both do?

30/03/15
"-==>"

Alright who are you two?

30/03/15
"-==>"

They quickly head back to a familiar yet not quite the same mansion.

30/03/15
"-==>"

Two people watch as something rather ominous occurs.

30/03/15
"-==>"

30/03/15
"-==>"

But we cannot see who is at his door just yet.

We are now in yet another timeline and world and it appears that....

Oh.

Oh boy.

30/03/15
"-==>"

You wonder if your SISTER TEMARI managed to get to Konoha safely. She was to deliver a message to the Hokage so you presume she arrived after her three day travel there.

And with this game you are about to play, oh boy. You wish you had said no and stayed with your village but something tells you that you probably shouldn't really be thinking like that.

You are so deep in thought that you almost didn't notice the sound of your door opening.

28/03/15
"Gaara: Inform someone on what you have seen immediately."

You will do no such thing. Not now at least.

You already did try but you couldn't get a hold of anyone useful a few minutes ago. You tried to contact Helena and even Naruto but neither of those two were online. There was only one person you could get a hold of and that was Bubba. Sadly you have to admit at that time he was pretty much a waste of time.

You are still kind of amazed that you are even able to be apart of playing Sburb today. They never informed the council of your village about this, at least July requested this of you. You never understood at first but now you think you do after what you saw.

28/03/15
"Enter name."

Your name is GAARA.

You are known as GAARA OF THE DESERT. You are the KAZEKAGE, the leader of the sand village that is SUNAGAKURE. You are a former JINCHŪRIKI, and just like Naruto, you once held a TAILED BEAST within you though you were actually born with it.

You never exactly had a grand childhood, especially since you were feared and hated because of what used to be in you. After an assassination attempt directed to you when you were a child, you had decided that you were to only love only yourself, live only for your yourself and to annihilate anyone who posed as a threat to you. When the Chūnin exams were interrupted back then from an unfortunate attack, Naruto managed to change your views because he was basically just like you, being able to understand the pain you went through as a kid.

This was a pretty important time for you, since it all helped you to change and be a better person. You even managed to become the leader of your village even though some opposed you but after some time you were accepted. You don't have any interests since you are the Kazekage. When you have time, you would engage in the cultivation of CACTI and you do not mind exploring worlds with your friends when the time came.

What will you do?

28/03/15
"Mysterious Fellow: Go back inside."

You know this person has a name?

28/03/15
"-==>"

Who is this guy?

28/03/15
"-==>"

28/03/15
"-==>"

28/03/15
"-==>"

Now that that's over with, let's take a look at another village.

28/03/15
"Shino: Call off your insects."



EW: hey what happened to her here??
GC: It's that annoying narcolepsy again
CE: You hit the nail right on the head.
EW: just great
CE: I had a feeling that it was that.
CE: Why?
CE: Because one look out of my window and I saw her on the ground.
CE: As well as using my insects once I got down here to inspect the air to make sure it wasn't some kind of an attack.
GC: Alright alright
GC: Let's take her inside
GC: Quickly
EW: right CE: Right.

28/03/15
"Enter name."

Your name is SHINO ABURAME.

You just came outside after seeing Hinata fall asleep. You just happened to look out your window to see her fall.

You, like everyone who has been introduced in this world, are a ninja (chūnin in your case). You are of the Aburame Clan, a clan that specializes in using insects as weapons. When someone is born into this clan, they are offered a breed of insects, and these insects then reside within this person. To outsiders, this is relatively gross and creepy, but in your case you are generally just creepy. You don't really mind. When you are not on missions you like to spend your time doing ENTOMOLOGY and collecting different insects. Andrew is also into entomology like you, though he has another reason for that. You don't mind tagging along with everyone to explore worlds when you have the time.

What will you do?

28/03/15
"-==>"

Wait who the hell is that guy??

28/03/15
"Neji and Kiba: Go to the back."



EW: hey hinata!
EW: you there-
GC: !

28/03/15
"-==>"



GC: Now
GC: That wasn't really all I had wanted to talk about
EW: what now
GC: I at first was going to propose that Hinata not play this game
EW: are you serious?!
GC: I know
GC: But then I understood the circumstances
GC: So I forgot about all that
EW: good!
EW: cuz unless you want her buried under meteors then that's you
GC: That certainly isn't me
EW: alright
GC: Anyway
GC: Let us just make sure that she is willing to play
EW: she'd better
EW: where is she though
GC: Tending to the plants at the back

28/03/15
"-==>"



EW: what the FUCK
GC: Great..
EW: HOW?!
GC: ...
EW: HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT BEFORE???
GC: Would you keep it down!
EW: why didn't you tell me about that any sooner?!
GC: Well for one
GC: I wasn't exactly expecting you to lose your mind over it
EW: what!
EW: i am not!
GC: You are
EW: am not!
GC: You are
EW: am not!!!
GC: Oh dammit
EW: ok ok

28/03/15
"Kiba: Look up."



EW: ...

28/03/15
"-==>"



EW: realized what??
GC: That this is really Sburb and not some 'dud'
EW: is that it?
EW: but july said-
GC: Why do you think she would bother lying at all Kiba?
GC: It is really both a respectable and a reckless reason
EW: what is it
GC: Knowing Naruto and some others, they are sure to either panic or straight up drop out of engaging in game play believing that it would stop the danger that is sure to come
EW: and that'd mean they would just die right?
GC: Maybe, maybe not
GC: The outcome is still sure to be gruesome
EW: but
EW: ah man
EW: are you sure this is the real thing?
GC: Kiba
EW: huh
GC: Look up

28/03/15
"Neji: Speak with Kiba."



EW: so
EW: why'd you stop me for neji?
GC: You and I need to discuss something at once
EW: oh really now
EW: well what is it
GC: It's about this game we are about to play soon
EW: you did have a choice on playing it or not and you chose to play it man!
EW: you really gonna back out now?
GC: No
EW: then what
GC: It is about the game itself
GC: I am sure some of us have already figured it out by now
GC: It may not be a lot
GC: But it is still a few nonetheless
EW: you lost me Neji
GC: Ugh
GC: I was at least hoping you of all people realized

28/03/15
"Enter names."

We will start with the guy we kinda know already.

Your name is KIBA INUZUKA.

You and everyone else had just arrived back at this mansion after receiving the gamma. Others arrived earlier that some of you but that's alright. You are of the INUZUKA CLAN, a clan of Konoha that have NINKEN or NINJA DOGS as companions in combat. You prefer to consider yours as your BEST FRIEND his name being AKAMARU. But right now he is back at your old home and he should arrive soon with your laptop you forgot. You don't exactly do much just like everyone else, but when you do you are usually with Akamaru. When you have time you sometimes like to check out the internet despite it having one or two crazy things that might pop up. You don't mind exploring worlds with your friends from time to time.

Your name is NEJI HYŪGA.

As your last name suggests you are from the Hyūga Clan like your cousin Hinata. The clan is divided into two branches, the MAIN HOUSE that runs the clan and the BRANCH HOUSE that protects it. Due to some unfortunate events when your were young you developed a concept on destiny, only for you to change your outlook on things when you were defeated by Naruto as well as given the truth on what really happened in the past by your UNCLE during the Chūnin exams. You are far more approachable now. Before you used to have a grudge against the Main House, Hinata included, but that is all now in the past, and you help her with training sometimes.

That's really what you do when you have any time in the village. You are usually off doing missions and such. Unlike the others you are a JONIN, a high ranking ninja. So that's really why you have so much work. It is amazing that you even have time to play a game at all, and really you find it kind of ridiculous. But you can't say no when it came to the people you hang around with. You have ever really visited the other worlds everyone has gone to once or twice.

What will you do?

28/03/15
"Lee: Be someone else."

Sure. Besides we have got to get through all these people anyway.

Ahh. It appears we are that guy we saw earlier who wasn't supposed to be introduced yet. And he seems to be talking with someone.

Who are you two?

22/03/15
"-==>"

You will give it your all then!

(what a moron)

22/03/15
"-==>"

That just leaves us with you.

Wow. You never expected the gamma to actually be a real version of Sburb.

22/03/15
"Chōji: Get something to eat."

Might as well anyway. You never intended on playing this game on an empty stomach.

22/03/15
"Ino: Go back to your room."

That little bit of info has your head spinning. A short nap should help you out.

Shikamaru is behind you, mumbling something about getting this game over with or something like that.

22/03/15
"-==>"



AC: Well.
AC: I suppose we should all get back to our rooms.
CS: yeah.
AC: I need to lie down
AC: yeesh

22/03/15
"Ino: Kinda freak out."



AC: so what you're saying is that this is actually sburb we're gonna play??
CS: mhm.
AC: why didn't they TELL us this???
CS: dammit ino.
CS: i just said why.
AC: so what?!
AC: they could have at least explained to those dumb enough not to play!
FE: hey calm down Ino
AC: I'm surprised any of you can be calm about it
CS: we are supposed to be calm about life and death situations or did you forget?
AC: ...
AC: I know sorry
CS: *sigh* it's ok.
CS: i know exactly how you feel.
CS: just us are gonna survive.
CS: ugh.
AC: But we have a chance to create another universe if I am correct.
CS: if we even have that kind of player.
FE: im pretty sure we do
FE: with so many of us and all
AC: *sigh*

22/03/15
"Shikamaru: Notice Ino."



CS: oh ino.
CS: you finally made it down.
AC: oh please I'm here now shikamaru
FE: heh
CS: anyway.
AC: Now that Ino is here you can tell us what is on your mind.
CS: ...
CS: yeah.
CS: it's about the gamma.
FE: whats there to even talk about
FE: just a game Shikamaru
CS: i think otherwise.
AC: Really?
AC: jeez you tend to worry too much
CS: troublesome woman.
FE: well if he thinks it isnt just a game then i guess we should at least hear him out right Ino?
AC: alright alright
AC: what you think it's actually a real version or something?
CS: yeah.
AC: ...
AC: But why would you think it is?
AC: July did say that it is a mock version didn't she?
CS: she had something to say.
CS: couldn't you guys tell.
AC: well yeah
CS: obviously she didn't.
CS: and i guess i can understand.
CS: you know how this game works.
CS: you don't get into the medium and you're blown up along with the area where you are.
CS: since there are a few in our large group who would think that you playing the game would set off the meteors.
CS: they'd decide.
CS: hey.
CS: to save all our skins we aren't gonna play this.
FE: ...
AC: ...
AC: ...
CS: you and i, and i'm assuming everyone, know that that isn't the case.
CS: the meteors will fall.
CS: the cruxtruder i think is the device that has the ominous countdown right?
AC: Right.
CS: hmm.
CS: that thing is just a coincidental warning.
CS: not a trigger for that impending doom.
CS: ugh.
CS: this is going to be one big fat drag.

22/03/15
"Attempt the rare 3x transition."

Wow are we lucky today. We'll start with the one sitting.

Your name is SHIKAMARU NARA.

You are a CHŪNIN of Konoha, and that's all there is to say about you. You aren't really someone anyone should be getting all hyped up for apparently. Everything for you is a drag or even downright troublesome. But you are a ninja so what did you expect? You don't have a lot of interest in anything, though you don't mind a game of SHŌGI, a strategy game you play often with your dad. To your village, you are apparently a GENIUS, though you don't pay too much mind to it.

Your name is CHŌJI AKIMICHI.

You LOVE FOOD. All kinds, as long as they're edible to you. You are a CHŪNIN just like your team mates Shikamaru and Ino. You are aware that you are relatively BIG but you refuse to be called FAT. Pretty insulting really. But these days when it's a friend you let it slide. Most of the time you like eating, but since you're older you've learned to help yourself and not let food get in the way of your shinobi tasks.

Your name is ROCK LEE.

Just like the majority of others introduced you are a CHŪNIN, but you are not like everyone else. You can only use TAIJUTSU as opposed to the expected NINJUTSU and GENJUTSU that is used by shinobi. With the help of your sensei MIGHT GUY you have become a successful taijutsu master. Really, all you ever do is train and train and train, wanting to get better with each passing day. Today won't be one of those days unfortunately for you. You are going to play a game like the other three in the room with you, surprisingly being encouraged by Helena.

When you three have the time, you would explore worlds with everyone.

What will you all do?

22/03/15
"Ino: Arrive downstairs."

22/03/15
"-==>"

19/03/15
"Ino: Go downstairs."

Well you were planning on doing that anyway. No use wasting time in here when you could be chatting it up with your friends.

19/03/15
"Enter name."

You are INO YAMANAKA.

You just finished having a little chat with Sakura, a FRIEND of yours. You knew she wasn't gonna be all for playing the gamma so you decided to give her a little push. Well more like a shove. A great shove.

You really love FLOWERS apparently, as you do work at your family FLOWER SHOP. You brought a few and were given some from Aelita to put all over your room. But you are still a ninja of Konoha though, and you are also a medical nin like Sakura. You two have always been competing since you were kids, which really has never stopped. But you two consider yourselves best friends, which is good in your eyes. You also have two other close friends of yours, who are apart of your team, TEAM ASUMA. Sadly your SENSEI died some time ago on a mission he and one of your team mates were on. With the words he told you before he died, you will always be determined to never let Sakura beat you. You like to shop and explore worlds with your friends when you have the time.

What will you do?

19/03/15
"Quick be someone else."

Wow some shit was about to get heavy just now. Now we're...

Another young lady. Who are you?

19/03/15
"-==>"

It was all for a good god damned reason.

19/03/15
"-==>"

19/03/15
"-==>"

But you can understand.

19/03/15
"Sasuke: Look out window."

You had just finished being pestered by Hajime after he stopped replying. You had told him of what was occurring in the sky here in your world. He thought he could keep up the lie that the gamma was nothing more than just a simple game. The bastard.

19/03/15
"Sasuke: Look at picture."

You look at this picture of your old team, TEAM KAKASHI where your old sensei, Naruto and Sakura back when you three were kids.

Naruto. He was such a pain. But he's your BEST FRIEND you guess. And Sakura. Well, she was pretty annoying but she's also your best friend as well you guess.

19/03/15
"Enter name."

Your name is SASUKE UCHIHA.

After a TRAUMATIZING EVENT when you were young, you had left Konoha to go and seek training from your former master, one of the Legendary Sannin, OROCHIMARU to kill your brother ITACHI UCHIHA; the cause of that event. After you killed him you learned quite a bit and had decided to destroy the Leaf Village. But after another EVENT, you were set straight and you returned to live her a few years ago. You are still given stares but you shrug them off. You still wish to restore your clan after what happened when you were young, and you will do it.

You don't exactly have a lot of interests, since all you did before was just being a ROGUE NINJA, so you come off as pretty distant. Most of the time you walk around the village when you're not training and that's it. Vinice helps you train since in her eyes, your sword techniques 'suck' which you have come to realize after a while. You had decided to make friends with Hajime, Marshall Lee and another, giving off a ridiculous 'bad boy gang'. You would scowl at the phrase. It's very annoying. You don't mind exploring worlds from time to time with others.

What will you do?

19/03/15
"Sakura: Be someone else."

Her introduction was brief indeed. Now onto this guy.

Who is he?

19/03/15
"Sakura: Have a sudden boost to playing Sburb."

SHĀNNARŌ! You are SO over that game. You are going to mop the floor with that pig!

Even if that conversation was childish (as are your usual messages on pesterchum) you are totally ready to play the gamma!

19/03/15
"Sakura: Suddenly get pestered by AC."


-- alluringCombatant [AC] began pestering beautifulDuellist [BD] at 8:50 --


AC: morning
AC: billboard brow
BD: Good morning Ino
BD: Pig
AC: I bet you're complaining about how dumb us all playing sburb is
AC: I don't blame you
AC: you don't even know how to have fun anymore
AC: as expected of someone like you
BD: Oh yeah?
BD: Whats that supposed to mean -_-
AC: way too serious
BD: At least Im mature
BD: Unlike you
AC: really now?
AC: I wouldn't say that
AC: anyway
AC: Im pretty sure you're just gonna give up halfway eh?
AC: maybe you might not even start the game! lol!
BD: Oh yeah??
AC: yeah!
BD: Oh YEAH?!
AC: YEAH!!
BD: Ill make sure that I beat you!
BD: Just like how I beat you that time!
AC: you dumbass!
AC: you never won that!
AC: I just decided not to keep you under my mind body switch for too long
AC: your mind is just way too awful for anyone to be pawing around in D:<
BD: Shānnarō! >:D
BD: More like you just couldnt handle being in a way better mind than youve ever been able to control!
BD: Not that you ever did succeed anyway
AC: you wish billboard brow!
AC: so
AC: playing or not?
BD: I am SO playing!
AC: oh really?
BD: Yeah!
AC: OH YEAH!!?!?
BD: YEAH!!!!!
AC: LATER BILLBOARD BROW!
BD: BYE INO PIG!!!
-- alluringCombatant [AC] ceased pestering beautifulDuellist [BD] at 9:01 --

19/03/15
"Sakura: Pester Bonnibel."


-- beautifulDuellist [BD] began pestering pyroYals [PY] at 8:50 --


BD: Good morning!
BD: We didnt get a chance to talk so how about now?
PY: Ahh good morning Sakura. :)
PY: Yes we can have a chat now.
PY: I'm heading to my room right now to finish up an experiment I've been working on.
BD: Alright
BD: But I wont be keeping you too long
BD: I wanted to talk about
BD: Um
BD: Well the absurdity of playing a computer game!
PY: What??
PY: It's not absurd it'll be fun. :D
BD: Man
BD: I was expecting at least you to agree with me
BD: ._.
PY: Well to an extent I guess I can.
PY: But you gotta at least look past age you know?
BD: But youre of royalty right?
BD: Dont you have way more important stuff to do than all this?
PY: Pfft.
PY: There isn't really much for me to do.
PY: If there's a problem back at the Candy Kingdom.
PY: Peppermint Butler will alert me right away.
BD: Hmm well alright
BD: Man I could be learning that thing I found from my medical studies
PY: We're not forcing you to play you know.
BD: Mmmmm but everyone else is playing!
BD: Well except for Sai
BD: He still doesnt wanna have anything to do with technology even if it is beneficial
BD: What a dummy
PY: Heh.
BD: Well I should stop bothering you now with my rambling
BD: Gonna try and get something done today
PY: Alright talk soon! ;)
-- beautifulDuellist [BD] ceased pestering pyroYals [PY] at 8:55 --

17/03/15
"Sakura: Contact a friend."

You kinda wanna vent out your annoyance with playing a computer game to someone to save anything fragile its existence.

17/03/15
"Sakura: Do something else then."

Ok maybe your reaction to cleaning was uncalled for. It's just that this whole mess of a place has grown on you so much that if it were all cleaned up you'd just end up messing it all over again. A true trilogy that the human race faces sometimes.

17/03/15
"Sakura: Clean room."

Shānnarō!

You don't have time to do any of that! Besides in these times, you hardly have any time for cleaning. You do do it when you are ready! You aren't a pig like some people.

17/03/15
"Enter name."

Your name is SAKURA HARUNO.

You are a CHŪNIN, as well as a MEDICAL NINJA of Konoha. Right now you are not doing any of the tasks that your roles require since you are supposed to play a 'game'. You are a bit annoyed that you are bringing yourself to do such a thing at your age. The HOKAGE, who is your master as well as one of the THREE LEGENDARY SANNIN, the greatest shinobi (ninja) of their time, LADY TSUNADE allowed you all to partake in playing SBURB. But she was drunk when she allowed it, so that's really the only reason why you are all home.

When you were young you were pretty inexperienced as a ninja and caused a bit of problems for your team which consisted of your SENSEI, Naruto and another, yourself included. You decided to ask Lady Tsunade to teach you the art of MEDICAL NINJUTSU, and after some time you've become a pretty amazing medical nin. You don't have a lot of hobbies because of this rank because you are always at the hospital of the village, and really the only things you like to do are playing trivia games and doing more medical studies. To be honest you have been trying out new things every now and again but other than that you sometimes come off as pretty boring. Also scary like your master as said by some others, mainly Naruto. This doesn't bother you... too much. You don't mind spending time with others and exploring worlds with your friends when you have the time.

What will you do?

17/03/15
"WHat is it??"

Ha ha no we don't get to see what she sees yet. What are you mad? Well sorry.

Oh. This young lady appears pretty mad herself though for a different reason. Ok not mad but just reasonably annoyed. Who is she?

15/03/15
"-==>"

Holy shit you fucking kNEW IT.

15/03/15
"-==>"

Is it?

Is it-

15/03/15
"Hinata: Go take a look out of a window."

Oh shit you knew it.

15/03/15
"Hinata: Wake up."

You wake up to find yourself in... oh.

Oh shit...

15/03/15
"-==>"

15/03/15
"-==>"

15/03/15
"-==>"

God dammit you suddenly fell asleep.

15/03/15
"-==>"

15/03/15
"Hinata: Message Naruto already."

What?? You can't just up and bother him! No matter how much you'd like to talk to him. But no one else is on right now.

What are you going to do?

15/03/15
"Hinata: Inform someone about this immediately."

Alright so that pretty much is a really weird thing to happen ever.

You hope this village isn't going to end up in ruins again or anything. But who to contact though. Him? No. Her? Nope. You don't even wanna bother her today.

Hmm. Maybe...

14/03/15
"-==>"

What the fuck...

14/03/15
"-==>"

...

14/03/15
"Hinata: Look up."

At what? There isn't really much to look at-

14/03/15
"Hinata: Stop thinking about the past."

Ok well just that part of the past you guess.

You never did stop thinking about that one dream though. It was always the same, and it was starting to get repetitive ever since a couple years ago to this day. You even pressed a couple flowers and made something of a foggy part you remember from it. You were looking out a window and looking up at this big blue of whatever.

CC is always telling you and Aelita to not bother about it as it might not be so important, but you believe otherwise. Sigh. You think you might be over-thinking things a lot nowadays...

14/03/15
"-==>"



CC: It's still ok to talk about it you know.
HF: Alright then.
AP: It's almost time to head downstairs
HF: Ah yes the game.
CC: Alright we'll be there in a bit.
CC: Can't really deny the fact that I'm a bit excited for this.
HF: Heh.
AP: Good!
AP: See you soon :)
AP closed memo AT 8:17.

14/03/15
"-==>"



HF: Ah.
HF: CC!
AP: It's about time you woke up
AP: You're almost as bad as Odd!
CC: Shush >-<.
HF: Did it happen to you?
HF: When you went to sleep?
CC: Well yeah.
CC: But I'm not going to let it bother me!
CC: What is bothering me though is how today's events are gonna play out. >_>
HF: Heh.
AP: It certainly isn't going to be pretty I can tell you that
AP: With these kinds of players well
AP: Anything's bound to happen
CC: Lol.
HF: Do you think they might fight.
AP: If by fight you mean using a teleporter to go to the other's world just to beat the living daylights out of them just because of a misplaced item
AP: Then yes there is going to be a loot of fighting
HF: Heheh.
CC: Boy I sure hope they don't try and trash the place over this game.
CC: I think SK would probably... throw a fit or something.
CC: I don't wanna be there for that.
HF: For some reason...
HF: I think we may have strayed from the point of the memo...
AP: Oh yes
AP: The dream
CC: Jeez.
HF: CC I'm really sorry but.
HF: I think we should really talk about it.
AP: Some aspects of it are starting to come to me
AP: But it was just the same as the rest before
AP: Like the gold and the blues and
AP: Of course the clouds
CC: To be honest I really don't think it's that much of a deal really.
HF: But no one else but us three have been having similar dreams.
HF: If everyone else were.
HF: I think we would all be talking about it.
HF: I'm not really upset about it really.
HF: But.
HF: I feel like it may be important.
AP: I do as well
CC: Well if it isn't much of a bother should we really make a big fuss over it?
HF: Well...
HF: No I guess.

14/03/15
"-==>"


AP AT 8:04 opened memo on board Morning! :D

AP: Hi! :D
AP: I know it might be a little early for this
AP: But it still has been nagging for a while
AP: I mean I just woke up a while ago
AP: It was the same dream too
humbleFighter [HF] responded to memo at 8:05.
HF: Good morning Aelita
HF: Yes I was actually going to..
HF: Well.
HF: Start a memo myself on the same thing.
HF: As the days pass.
HF: I still have to wonder.
HF: If it even is really a dream or not ._.
AP: CC says not to worry about it but I still do
AP: u_u
HF: Well.
HF: What was it like?
HF: For you?
AP: You know we don't ever remember half the time what happens Hinata!
HF: O oh..!
HF: S sorry....
AP: Hrmm
AP: I'm sorry about that unu
celestialCosmos [CC] responded to memo at 8:09.
CC: What I wanna know is why it's so gloomy.
CC: The day hasn't even started yet and this memo is already hitting rock bottom you know what I mean?

02/03/15
"-==>"

... Of a conversation you had earlier.

02/03/15
"Hinata: Examine flowers."

These flowers always remind you of something you see as pretty important.

Which reminds you...

02/03/15
"Hinata: Move over to the next shrubs."

You do that.

02/03/15
"Hinata: Start watering plants."

02/03/15
"Hinata: Go get watering can."

You didn't come out here to bask in the sun or anything. You retrieved the WATERING CAN from your memory modus, but we don't get to see any of that mess as it would be a pretty boring mess, as you have an ability that is shared within your clan called the BYAKUGAN.

When this is activated, to put it simply in this situation, you can have X-RAY VISION. Kinda obvious now how you'd manage well with your modus.

02/03/15
"Enter name."

Your name is HINATA HYŪGA.

You are also a NINJA like Naruto but unlike him, you are a CHŪNIN, a higher rank. You have always felt a little bad that he didn't pass to become one but he has been doing so well ever since he returned to the village some years ago. After going for training with the one of the LEGENDARY SANNIN, the one named JIRAIYA, he has become pretty strong in your opinion.

You are apart of the HYŪGA CLAN, as your last name suggests. Every person of the Leaf Village's last name is of their clan, Naruto included. Your clan used to be kind of hostile but then things changed after the years. You were the former HEIRESS of your clan, therefore you were put under strenuous training when you were young. You barely had much of a childhood because of this. You are kind yet you are ridiculously shy, which made your father deem you not fit to be heiress. You don't mind though.

You are going to play a game with your friends soon, and you do admit you are kind of anxious. You don't know whether you will do well but you'll do your best. Anyway it's just a computer game, RIGHT?? You like to press flowers, so you decorate your room with the things you've made, but you are outside now so we can't see them just yet. You like to spend time with friends and you don't mind going for world explorations with them from time to time.

What will you do?

01/03/15
"Wait wat."

So we weren't supposed to be that guy yet?

Alright alright fine.

Anyway who's this fine young lady?

01/03/15
"-==>"

01/03/15
"Who's this douchebag?"

What? This young man isn't a douchebag! He's a pretty interesting one at best.

01/03/15
"Naruto: Tend to that thing you just remembered."

Sadly we don't get to see what he has to do yet.

We are now apparently this guy.

01/03/15
"Naruto: Realize something."

You just remember something vERY IMPORTANT LIKE HOLY SHIT how could you forget something SO RIDICULOUSLY IMPORTANT??

01/03/15
"Naruto: Look at important thing."

You managed to snag this photo some months ago. You guess it keeps you closer to your deceased parents. They died after having the Nine Tails sealed away in your body apparently. You... were pretty mad when you found out your dad sealed that beast into you, but you got over it quick.

You really wish they hadn't died.

01/03/15
"-==>"

In the mean time...

You think you might take a look at one of the things that's important to you.

01/03/15
"-==>"

Well that's weird. He'd never just up and not reply after a long while. Some shit might be going down.

01/03/15
"Naruto: Pester RF."


-- coolNinja [CN] began pestering radFires [RF] at 9:14 --


CN: hey!
CN: hey come on i know youre there!
CN: hmmmm >_<
RF: yo whats up
RF: just got bac from the guild
CN: ha!
CN: alright
CN: so i hope you havent forgotten our little bet
RF: ahh hell no!
RF: how would i ever forget having a bet were i know im gonna beat the shit outta you as i win?
CN: you wish you could beat me XP
RF: i think its the toher way around!
RF: uhm
RF: *other
RF: shit
CN: lol
RF: how about another bet
CN: oh?
CN: whats this one gonna be
RF: to bet wether this is the real thing or not!
CN: come on you moron
CN: july said this isnt the real thing
RF: maybe it is and she didn wan us to worry or anythin
CN: um
CN: no way =_=
RF: you bettin or what D:<
CN: you better believe im right so hell yeah!
CN: hey
CN: you there or what

-- radFires [RF] is now an idle chum! --

01/03/15
"Naruto: Sit on bed."

After retrieving your LAPTOP you have a seat on your bed. Ever since Helena and the others of her world showed up some time ago, they had a replica of their mansion build here in the Hidden Leaf, and since they don't really need to be around often, they let you and your friends crash here. You didn't really want to leave your apartment, but hey, at least YOU don't have to be paying for rent anymore. Unlike a friend you have in another world. Boy does SHE hate rent.

Now you are going to have a chat with that guy.

01/03/15
"-==>"

But today is not gonna be the day!

01/03/15
"Naruto: Find something to do."

You only NOW realize how insanely bored you are. These days you haven't been going on a lot of missions, and now that you have to wait around for the time for the playing of the GAMMA, you might actually lose it.

01/03/15
"Enter name."

Your name is NARUTO UZUMAKI.

You are a NINJA, well still a GENIN in your case, of Konoha. In another universe, you did become the HOKAGE, the leader of the whole village, something you set upon yourself years ago to achieve. But this universe is not that universe, but you have a feeling you still will become Hokage. Some day. When you were a baby, a DEMON FOX SPIRIT called the NINE TAILED FOX, was sealed away inside of you; therefore you are known as a Jinchūriki. When you were young you were an outcast because of this, but that never stopped you from wanting to get noticed, pulling pranks and pursuing your dreams. You managed to make friends after some time back then, so you were pretty happy.

You are going to play a game soon, strange enough for someone of your age and time, yet you cannot wait. You did make a bet with a BEST FRIEND of yours, so you will make it a priority to beat the utter snot out of him, since you are going to win. Your interests lie around GARDENING, though you don't do much of it other than watering plants, SIMPLE TRAINING to help you get stronger and, whenever you can, HANGING WITH FRIENDS.

Also, you REALLY LOVE RAMEN. Like, REALLY LOVE it. It's been whatever you HAVE ever eaten ever since you were a kid, because ramen is the best in your opinion. You do eat other foods but other than those, nope. Ramen always. You tend to get irritated whenever things seem too complicated to you or if a situation turned really annoying. You also like to make bets now apparently and explore worlds with your friends from time to time.

What will you do?

21/02/15
"Marceline and Marshall Lee: Be someone else."

We are now a YOUNG MAN. This young man looks interesting albeit troublesome. Who is he?

21/02/15
"-==>"

21/02/15
"-==>"

21/02/15
"View a mansion."

But we all know certain people are kind of more important than the scenery and whatever. The view shows us the top of a mansion similar in appearance to that of the one we saw a long while ago. To be blunt it is, only different people live here and is in a different time and place.

Guess we will get to see who lives here.

21/02/15
"-==>"

But sadly we must move onto others.

Wow. And apparently another WORLD and TIMELINE altogether. Huh.

We have a view of a VILLAGE known as KONOHA or the LEAF VILLAGE.

21/02/15
"-==>"

You both pull out some pretty important pictures of yours. The one of the WATER NYMPH being the Ice Queen and the one of the man being the Ice King before very unfortunate events. These pictures might be of some significance to what you all are going to do soon.

21/02/15
"Marceline and Marshall Lee: Talk."



RS: so
RS: what do you think?
RR: well first off
RR: why would they think the notes were weird?
RS: i guess just writing "stop by" would be weird to them
RR: hmm
RR: and second off
RR: ...
RR: god
RR: dammit
RS: i know
RR: do you think theyll work?
RR: can pictures even do anything in the game?
RS: they have to
RS: i mean
RS: they gotta at least
RR: guess well just find out

21/02/15
"-==>"

You and Marceline tell them to hold on a minute, and they say alright.

21/02/15
"Marshall Lee: Ask why the heck these two are here."

You do that. The Ice King and the Ice Queen simply shrug. The Ice King says that the two of them had come over since they did receive weird notes from you and Marceline. Ice Queen says that they stumbled across the SCANNER that you and Marceline both have, along with the others back in your worlds, in their homes and ended up in this world.

In your opinion, the word 'stumbled' didn't work well there. 'Rummaged through your stuff and found this weird science-y looking thing and stepped on it' would be better.

21/02/15
"Marceline: Close trapdoor."

08/02/15
"-==>"

You are suddenly knocked out of your seat as Marceline drops down followed by two unfortunately uninvited guests.

You can't catch a break today can you? Being hit in the head with a bunch of shit and stuff.

08/02/15
"-==>"



RR: marceline?

08/02/15
"-==>"



RR: marce
RR: whats going on up there?

08/02/15
"Marceline: Flip out."



RS: what the hell do you two think youre doing here??? >:O

08/02/15
"-==>"

You are greeted by two ICE ROYALS who shouldn't even BE HERE. They both say rather casually happy hellos.

08/02/15
"-==>"

...

08/02/15
"Marceline: Look around."

You make it up.

You still can't believe that moron's supposed to be your GENDERBENT VERSION, not to mention being your BF. Nothing like you. Well you kind of made up a fanfiction involving him one time when you were visiting a FRIEND, so you guess it was expected that he wouldn't be... what you expected in real life.

You both share a room that is right below July's. Don't want sunlight suddenly shining on your faces when you wake up. That shit hurts SO BAD. She must be somewhere else, as the room is empty-

08/02/15
"-==>"

08/02/15
"-==>"

08/02/15
"-==>"

08/02/15
"Marceline: Head to the floor above."



RR: where are going
RS: upstairs
RS: gonna grab me a soda or whatever
RR: aight then

08/02/15
"Marceline: Put away axe bass."



RS: man was that a lot
RR: kinda unnecessary?
RS: ugh
RS: kinda
RR: mhm

08/02/15
"-==>"



RS: bored??
RR: yeah i was getting bored!
RS: you were getting bored??
RS: well ok even i would get bored just sitting around for a long ass time
RR: see?
RS: whatever!
RS: you could have just warned me you were coming back here with me
RR: why
RR: did i scare you?
RS: HELL no!
RS: was just caught off guard
RS: thats it
RR: sure
RS: and who exactly is supposed to watch schwable while we play the game?
RR: wow
RR: are you my mom now?
RR: are we that far now that i have to start doing whatever you ask me to do?
RS: dont compare me to your mom lee
RS: fucking weird
RR: i know
RS: ...
RS: *sigh*

08/02/15
"-==>"



RR: what the FUCK was that for marce??
RS: justice
RR: what flippin justice?
RR: you just axed me in the face!
RS: technically i bassed you in the face
RR: ...
RR: baxed?
RS: yeah alright
RR: ugh whatEVER!
RR: whyd you do that anyway??
RS: dude
RS: i specifically told you you were getting to use my place to play sburb
RS: where are you right now marsh?
RR: oh dammit
RR: can we not go crazy over something like this?
RS: where
RS: are
RS: you
RR: the mansion! RS: the MANSION!
RS: god man
RR: i was getting bored!

08/02/15
"-==>"



RR: FUCK!

08/02/15
"Enter names."

Your names are MARCELINE and MARSHALL LEE ABADEER.

Well, you (Marshall) are just using Marceline's last name as you don't really want to use your own. She's pretty chill with it. You two are always chill with a lot of stuff.

You two are the QUEEN AND KING OF VAMPIRES, though you two have never acted as royals. You two are more of a bunch of WILD and FEARLESS ROCKERS and DAREDEVILS. Your interests lie mainly in music. You guys are good at singing and practically KILL IT when you two are playing the GUITAR. You both really love travelling. Back in your worlds, you two travelled all over the place, and have several places of residence, though you two prefer your CAVE HOMES. Finn and Jake reside in a TREE FORT you (Marceline) used to crash at, and so do Fionna and Cake in a similar tree fort that you (Marshall Lee) used to crash at back in your world.

You two aren't like regular vampires. You two were just DEMON KIDS before you became vamps. You guys can DRINK THE SHADES OF RED from anything that has them. You two are also shape shifters and all that stuff, so you guys are pretty interesting people. Even with all the scary abilities you two have people still are ok with being friends with you. Not without messing around with their heads first of course. You both like hanging out with your friends (you two would never admit it though) and exploring places with them when you can from time to time.

What will you do now?

08/02/15
"Lord and Lady: Be other people."

We are now going through yet another 2x transition combo between two pretty ROCKING VAMPIRES.

Who are these rad guys?

08/02/15
"-==>"

You two then sit on the rather comfortable BEAN BAGS in the room and have a little talk, with a few mispronunciations and omitting of some words every now and again.

This little chat is gonna take some time. Why not move onto other people?

08/02/15
"-==>"

You get there, as it's right next to your room.

Lord is happy to see you. He greets you with a cautious 'HELLO' but you think it's alright. Even if you did snicker just a tiny bit.

08/02/15
"Lady: Go to Lord's room."

You two have been putting off your ENGLISH PRACTICE SESSIONS for long enough. You might as well get something in before it's time to play Sburb.

08/02/15
"-==>"



EC: So
EC: Cake leave yet?
BD: YEAH
BD: SHE DID
EC: Alright
EC: Should we practice
EC: Speaking English for now?
BD: THAT SOUNDS GOOD
BD: WE COULD
BD: WELL I COULD SHOW YOU
BD: SOME OF THE BLACK DIMONDS I FOUND
BD: *DIAMONDS
BD: DAMN
EC: Heh
EC: Sounds all right
EC: Also
EC: We could aslo
EC: Talk about your and my kids
EC: Erm
EC: *Also
EC: Dammit
BD: HEH
-- bountyDarkness [BD] ceased pestering emptyColors [EC] at 9:30 --

08/02/15
"Lord: Pester Lady."


-- bountyDarkness [BD] began pestering emptyColors [EC] at 9:14 --


BD: HI
EC: You still cannot get caps lock off?
BD: NO
BD: I THINK
BD: ITS LIKE THIS
BD: HORSE CODE?
BD: *MORSE
EC: Ahh
EC: Sigh
BD: HMM?
EC: English typing and talking
EC: It s
EC: 그래서 열심히
EC: <:(
BD: ..- --. ....
BD: .. / -.- -. --- .--
BD: ):>
EC: 하지만
EC: We have to try!
BD: YES
BD: WE SHOULD

31/01/15
"Enter name."

Your name is LORD MONOCHROMICORN.

You are the LOYAL STEED of Prince Gumball. Because of a little power bestowed upon you, Cake the cat, Lady and Jake, you can change your normal form into that of a HUMANOID one. You really like it. You don't have a lot of interests, as most of the time you would just hang around at your HOME back in your world. But you have taken up a sort of liking to do READING and you are pretty good at playing the HAMMERED DULCIMER, after taking lessons from your SPOUSE, Cake. You had stumbled across a little DIAMOND MINE, strange enough, when you and she were heading back to her place back in your world. You then decided to start collecting them, and you also share some of them with your apparent GENDERBENT. You are the father of FIVE and you love all of them deeply.

You also like to hang out with others and to explore with your friends from time to time.

What will you do now?

31/01/15
"Enter name."

Your name is LADY RAINICORN.

You are the LOYAL STEED of Princess Bubblegum. Because of a little power bestowed upon you and a few others, you can change your normal form into that of a HUMANOID one. You find it to be nice. You don't have a lot of interests, as most of the time you would just hang around at your HOME back in your world. But you have taken up a sort of liking to have small TEA PARTIES and you are pretty good at playing the VIOLA like your SPOUSE, Jake the dog. Your apparent GENDERBENT likes to share his JEWELLERY FINDINGS with you, which are mostly DIAMONDS, but you don't mind. You are the mother of FIVE and you love all of them deeply.

You also like to hang out with others and to explore with your friends from time to time.

What will you do now?

31/01/15
"Bubba: Be someone else."

You and PB are now... wow. At least these two know how to be more symbolic when being introduced.

31/01/15
"Bubba: Be pestered."


-- impartialKage [IK] began pestering pastryCulinarian [PC] at 9:17 --


IK: Hello
PC: Well isnt this a surprise?
PC: And I don't mean that in a bad way oh no.
PC: We have never really gotten a chance to speak before.
PC: How are things with you?
IK: Well enough
IK: But I didn't come here to do idle chat
IK: As some persons are not online at the moment
IK: I have decided to speak with you
IK: And I do intend to make it brief if you wouldnt mind
PC: Oh my apologies.
PC: Quite unlike me.
PC: I will try my hardest not to let myself slip like that.
IK: Ill let it slide
PC: Alright.
IK: Moving onto more pressing matters
IK: I noticed something strange in the sky a while ago
PC: Strange?
IK: Yes
IK: A passing meteor
IK: It landed not too far away from my village
IK: It is strange that such a thing is even falling around here
IK: Especially around this time of year
IK: All in all
IK: Im concerned
PC: A meteor huh?
PC: Could just be a coincidence.
PC: Don't worry too much about it.
PC: That's all I can say for now.
IK: Hmm
IK: I will not be online for a while
IK: I will contact you and others later
-- impartialKage [IK] ceased pestering pastryCulinarian [PC] at 9:22 --

31/01/15
"Bonnibel: Prepare to mix chemicals."

If the two hypotheses you came up with are at least valid, the colour of the new mixture should either be something normal or straight up bizarre. You hope it's not the latter.

31/01/15
"Bonnibel: Tend to business."

You make way over to where you were testing out some chemicals you came across a few days ago. You are not sure but there is something weird about them, especially the colour change they go through. Like the beaker containing the GREEN LIQUID. It was originally purple until you put it over the bunsen burner.

31/01/15
"-==>"

You also don a pair of gloves. Now you are ready.

31/01/15
"-==>"

31/01/15
"Bonnibel: Retrieve safety glasses."

You walk over to the table where they're on next to a box of DISPOSABLE GLOVES and a GIANT FLASK in the corner. The flask contains a HIGHLY POWERFUL SLEEP MIXTURE made from all the SPLETONIAN SOMNUS PLANTS that Aelita had grown a month ago. You have to keep the flask corked or else anyone in the room might fall asleep from the ridiculously strong fumes of the mixture.

31/01/15
"Bonnibel: Be the scientist."

31/01/15
"-==>"

31/01/15
"-==>"

31/01/15
"Bonnibel: Don the lab coat."

You might as well. You have time and you've been wanting to test out something for a while.

30/01/15
"Enter name."

Your name is BUBBA GUMBALL.

You have just finished settling room placement between you and your SPOUSE. She decided to take up her lab so as not to start anything weird. You are the PRINCE of the CANDY KINGDOM back in your world, and are better known by all as PRINCE GUMBALL, as well as by other names.

You have a variety of interests, BAKING being your main. You really do love baking. There is a kitchen, strangely, on the top floor of this mansion. You normally cook and bake things in there; you have to be going back and forth to get one or two things back in your kitchen in your world for certain foods you make but it was enough to keep you busy when you were bored. Sometimes you are hardly ever here, as you are royalty and all and duties demand attention. Hajime sometimes comes in there to make food for everyone each day, so whenever you're around, you two have some pretty decent stuff made. You sometimes go in the woods with Andrew whenever he would lose one of his insects, just so you could study the place. You like it, except some creatures are pretty unexpected sometimes. You are also a pretty good fighter, love (most) of your subjects and you like to explore with your friends from time to time.

What will you do now?

30/01/15
"Enter name."

Your name is BONNIBEL BUBBLEGUM.

You have just entered your LABORATORY after settling room placement between you and your SPOUSE. You just decided to take your lab so as not to start anything weird. You are the PRINCESS of the CANDY KINGDOM back in your world, and are better known by all as PRINCESS BUBBLEGUM, as well as by other names.

You have a variety of interests, SCIENCE being your main. You LOVE science. Without it, a lot of things would have been drastically different, so you thank god it's here. There was a door in your room which led into another and you decided to make it a small lab. You didn't bring much here back from your main lab back in your PALACE but it was enough to keep you busy when you were bored. Sometimes you are hardly ever here, as you are royalty and all and duties demand attention. Aelita sometimes comes in here to brew up whatever concoctions she wants made with her plants and whatnot.

To you, magic is just some silly thing a child came up with for something totally unexplainable and amazing, when really, to you, it's basically science. You are among a lot of people who think magic is real, so you try not to bum them out. Magic? Ha! It's all science. You are also a pretty good fighter, love (most) of your subjects and you like to explore with your friends from time to time.

What will you do now?

30/01/15
"Phebian: Be someone else."

You and FP are now these two people. Interesting CANDY PEOPLE to be precise.

30/01/15
"Phoebe and Phebian: Chat."


-- infernoNeglection [IN] began pestering flamesEmit [FE] at 9:15 --


IN: hello
FE: oh hi
IN: how do you think things will go down today?
FE: my guess?
FE: pretty intense >.<
IN: i know right?
IN: rf and cn already placed crazy bets
FE: no way
IN: way
FE: lol!
FE: theyre so dumb sometimes
FE: its just a game no big deal
IN: its like
IN: a priority to be competitive
IN: i respect that though
FE: pffft
FE: men
FE: oh also apparently andrew had to go check on
FE: well
FE: you know what
IN: some of those bugs are sheer asses when they somehow escape their little prison
FE: though we understand them
FE: no one likes being locked up...
IN: yeah...
IN: ...
IN: lmao hey
IN: im gonna go see if i can get a hold of rf
FE: heheh ah nutballs
FE: have fun
-- infernoNeglection [IN] is now an idle chum! --
IN: we talked
FE: howd that go?
IN: the moron tried to make a bet with me too
FE: did you?
IN: hell no
FE: good
IN: we didnt exactly talk long though
FE: whats the matter
IN: hes idle
IN: might have gone to check something
IN: im not sure
FE: well i hope we dont play too long you know
IN: oh yeah :T
IN: that again
FE: mhm

25/01/15
"Enter name."

Your name is PHEBIAN FLAME.

You are the KING of the FIRE KINGDOM back in your LAND. After a couple of years you and FLAME PRINCESS noticed how boring it was getting around your kingdom so you two hang with the others here. You two don't even wear your crowns anymore. Felt silly. You are the SPOUSE of the well known FIONNA THE HUMAN. That whole thing was a ridiculous debacle, but then things worked out in the end.

You aren't human, like your apparent 'GENDERBENT' PHOEBE. You two are FLAME ELEMENTALS. You both have a tendency to get angry PRETTY EASILY, but that was back then. Nowadays it is so much easier to remain calm. After an incident where you accidentally turned four of your former knights into a HALF-FLAMBIT type of species; a flambit being what you used to turn your royal subjects into when they bothered you; flame kitties.

You are not sure if you are a SPLETONIAN, but Phoebe is. Vinice might know why, but it you are sure it isn't too important. You aren't knee deep in your whole 'snake culture' like everyone else, since you are a ruler and all, but you are trying, and you have been doing pretty well for yourself. You don't have a lot of interests though you are giving ROUGH-HOUSING and TECHNOLOGY a few shots. You enjoy your friends company and explore worlds with the others of the house from time to time.

What will you do?

25/01/15
"Attempt 2x transition combo and Enter name."

It worked. Now who is this lady you might ask?

Your name is PHOEBE FLAME.

You are the KING of the FIRE KINGDOM back in your LAND. After a couple of years you and ANOTHER noticed how boring it was getting around your kingdom so you two hang with the others here. You two don't even wear your crowns anymore. Felt silly. You are the SPOUSE of the well known FINN THE HUMAN. That whole thing was a huge debacle, but then things worked out in the end.

You aren't human, like your apparent 'GENDERBENT'. You two are FLAME ELEMENTALS. You both have a tendency to get angry PRETTY EASILY, but that was back then. Nowadays it is so much easier to remain calm. After an incident where you accidentally turned four of your former knights into a HALF-FLAMBIT type of species; a flambit being what you used to turn your royal subjects into when they bothered you; flame kitties.

You are also a SPLENSE, though you are not sure if your genderbent is. Vinice might know why, but it you are sure it isn't too important. You aren't knee deep in your whole 'snake culture' like everyone else, since you are a ruler and all, but you are trying, and you have been doing pretty well for yourself. You don't have a lot of interests though you are giving ROUGH-HOUSING and HUNTING a few shots. You enjoy your friends company and explore worlds with the others of the house from time to time.

What will you do?

25/01/15
"-==>"

We are no longer Fionna or Cake and are now hOLY FUCK there are a lot of people playing this one game. How many people are there anyway? So many. So many that it's like trying to count how many strings there are in a yarn ball. That shit is a lot.

We are going to have to speed this along. The rare and extremely dangerous 2x TRANSITION COMBO will have to be attempted. Will Lady Luck allow it?

Probably.

25/01/15
"Fionna: Stop being Cake."


-- coolGuy [GC] began pestering coolGirl [GC1] at 9:30 --


CG: hey
CG: you there?
CG1: I guess you can say I am
CG: alright
CG1: there a problem?
CG: nah
CG: just a little bored
CG1: ugh I know right?
CG: when can we play?
CG1: I unno
CG1: 12 maybe
CG: thatll take forever
CG1: yeah
CG: so
CG: how long will we be playing for?
CG1: quit asking so many questions ya goof
CG1: I dont know everything
CG: what unadulterated lies you speak today
CG1: Im not helena or hajime you know
CG: hmph
CG1: hahah

25/01/15
"Cake: Speak with spouse."



CF: hiya there.
BD: .... . -.--
CF: so youll be using the room k?
BD: .-- .... -.-- / -. --- - / -.-- --- ..-
CF: oh its fiine.
CF: I already gots myself a room to go to.
BD: Hmm
BD: .- .-.. .-. .. --. .... -
CF: you know.
CF: july told me you and lr have gotta use english more when usin pesterchum.
CF: not er'ybody gonna know what you sayin.
BD: Hmm
BD: .. .-.. .-.. / - . .-.. .-.. / .... . .-. / - .... . -.
CF: sorry gorgeous.
CF: just a message being passed from one to another.
BD: .. - ... / ..-. .. -. .
BD: .-- . / .... .- ...- . / -... . . -. / .--. .-. .- -.-. - .. ... .. -. --. / .- -. -.-- .-- .- -.--
BD: ,,,
BD: A
BD: LOT
CF: whoof.
CF: youre gettin better :3.
BD: - .... .- -. -.- ... :)
CF: psh no problem.
CF: cant wait to play.
BD: -- . / - --- ---
CF: you think its fo real?
BD: .--- ..- .-.. -.-- / -.. .. -.. / ... .- -.-- / .. - / .. ... -. -
CF: yeah I know.
CF: how the kids doin?
BD: - .... . -.-- / .- .-. . / .- - / -.- .- -.. .. -.-. / .-- .. - .... / - .... . / --- - .... . .-. / -.- .. -.. ...
CF: for real.
CF: well they said that they would do what they want.
CF: bein '30' and all.
BD: .... . ....
CF: anyway.
CF: Im gonna go take some stuff with me.
BD: -.-
CF: heheh that would look like the emoji.

25/01/15
"Enter name."

Your name is CAKE CORBET.

Just like Fionna and some others, you need to carry a surname in this world. Back at your LAND, you are well known as CAKE THE CAT. Because of a little power bestowed upon you and a few others, you can change your normal form into that of a HUMANOID one. You find it pretty fun.

You have just returned to you and your SPOUSE's room after hanging out with Fionna and her SPOUSE. To most you are a little over protective or even too laid back, to which most of the time you just roll your eyes and go back to whatever you were doing. But when you and Fionna have got to do something, you actually get off your lazy bum and go help out. You have an interest in MUSIC and sometimes EATING. You really enjoy eating junk food most of the time, though, ironically given to your name, you have gained a bigger liking to CAKES.

You like to spend time with your SPOUSE, your friends and, whenever possible, your CHILDREN. You also have a tendency to use CATNIP every now and again. It doesn't harm you at all; just gives you that expected feeling cats are supposed to have when they use it. You have a tendency to show a WEIRD AND EVIL disposition sometimes, to which some might not even notice, while others would be creeped the fuck out and tell you to stop. But that aside, you see yourself as a pretty good person. You like to hang out with your friends as well as exploring worlds with them from time to time.

What will you do?

25/01/15
"-==>"

Thank you. Things would have gotten really awkward.

25/01/15
"Fionna: Be someone else."

You are now-

For God's sake in a symbolic manner didn't you hear? Did you not hear?

18/01/15
"-==>"

God dammit you always forget the hat.

18/01/15
"Fionna: Exit room."



IN: hey fionna
CG: yeah?
IN: hat
CG: wut
CG: oh right :o
IN: heh


18/01/15
"Fionna: Grab other stuff."

You take your SPLENSE BOOK, JOURNAL as well as one of the SKULLS you brought here from your world. Boy do you and Finn like skulls. Not as much as a certain someone from a web comic everyone reads. You guys couldn't compare to him. Besides you just keep them as collectables really.

Your spouse doesn't even care that you basically have the skulls of the evil defeated and random around back at your place. He thinks they're cool.

18/01/15
"Fionna: Captchalogue splense chest and laptop."

They are stashed away in your BACKPACK MODUS, which Finn also has.

It wasn't mentioned earlier, but you are actually a SPLENSE. You found this out when you met Helena and others many decades back. Finn, although being your apparent 'GENDERBENT', isn't a splente. Well that's what you think. No one has any clue on whether he's just a human or not. Even you have doubts on whether he is actually you genderbent.

Like come on the guy doesn't wear a bunny hat, his adoptive sibling is a dog, not a cat, and in your opinion, he's a bit more of a PSYCHO than you are. You guys never used to use the same damned swords before for crying out loud! Maybe it's just you, but you think he might just be some dude who looks similar to you from some timeline that has similar attributes to yours. Vinice understands how genderbending works better than most people. That's what she thinks, and you are starting to think she might be right.

18/01/15
"-==>"



IN: are you gonna leave now?
CG: yep
CG: gotta pick up some stuff to go first though
IN: hmm
IN: alright
CG: ill come back later if I need anything else
IN: cool

18/01/15
"-==>"



CF: well thats my cue.
CF: talk later fionna.
CG: later ck

17/01/15
"Fionna: Be interrupted by spouse from your sword practice."



IN: you done swinging your sword around?
CG: strictly professional business was what I was doing!
IN: uhuh
IN: whatever you say
CF: haha!
CF: sorry fi I couldnt help myself.
CG: thanks a lot ck :|
CF: no problem.
CG: ugh...

17/01/15
"==>"

Your name is FIONNA CORBET.

Your last name is Corbet because you and few OTHERS needed to carry a last name in this world. Back in your world, or LAND per se, you are known as FIONNA THE HUMAN, like Finn is. You protect others who you deem innocent or in need as it is something you have vowed to do as long as you live. Though in another universe you kind of went wack and messed up here and there. You are not proud of this knowledge, and you try harder to do better, and you have achieved this.

You stand in you and your SPOUSE'S room with him and your BEST FRIEND SLASH 'SISTER', though you never really refer to one another as such half the time. Kind of weird due to each of your upbringings. You are to play a game soon, and you cannot wait. Though you were going to play it back in your world, a certain pair of FRIENDS told you and Finn to keep your sorry butts put here. You know they might come back here anyway. Your interests lie around keeping THE INNOCENCE OF YOUR WORLD SAFE, SPARRING, COMBAT and simply HANGING OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS. You are never really bored like some of the others. You also like to care for your SWORDS and explore worlds with your friends from time to time.

What will you do?

17/01/15
"-==>"

Now who is this young lady?

17/01/15
"-==>"

17/01/15
"-==>"

25/12/14
"Jake: Speak with B-MO."



BL: sup b-mo.
B-MO: i was just wondering if you all were already playing your game
BL: nah.
BL: we arent supposed to play just yet i think.
B-MO: oh ok
BL: so you have that game ready yet?
B-MO: oh yes!
B-MO: it took a while to get
B-MO: but i have it
BL: sweet.
BL: time to play then!

25/12/14
"-==>"



B-MO: Jake?

25/12/14
"-==>"

23/12/14
"Jake: Take out laptop and generator."

And that is that.

23/12/14
"Jake: Take out viola."

23/12/14
"-==>"

23/12/14
"Jake: Get to spare room."

18/12/14
"Jake: Leave room."



BL: later lr.
EC: ìê°ì

18/12/14
"Jake: Take nuclear generator."

The spare room you picked doesn't have one, as someone else took it. It might have been PY for all you know.

18/12/14
"Jake: Take viola."

You might as well take this with you too.

18/12/14
"-==>"

So you have both FISTKIND and BLADEKIND in your strife portfolio. Everyone in the house, well everyone who is gonna play the game, have fistkind as a strife specibus. Everyone.

18/12/14
"Jake: Take sword."

You are not one to really use swords, as you have special POWERS which allow you to talk, being a dog, as well as STRETCH your body. Though there are of course limitations when it comes to the latter.

18/12/14
"Jake: Take laptop."

It is now in your POCKET MODUS.

17/12/14
"Jake: Chat with spouse."



BL: hey lr.
EC: ìëíì¸ì
BL: you ready for today?
EC: Mhm
EC: ëëì ì§íê²í¥ë¶
BL: sweet.
BL: by the way.
BL: you know where the kids at?
EC: ìì Kadic
BL: why are they there again?
EC: ê·¸ë¤ì거기ëê³ ì¶ì´ëëê°ì íë¤
BL: well.
BL: cant argue with them I guess.
BL: since theyre all basically '30'.
EC: Heh
BL: so.
BL: what do you think its gonna be like?
EC: Hmm?
BL: the game.
EC: ì¤ì¤!
EC: ì¬ë¯¸ìì´ì¼
BL: yeah i know.
BL: hmm.
BL: why isnt everyone else back at home playing as well?
EC: ì´ì©ë©´ê·¸ê²ìëììê²ì´ë¤ë무ë§ìì ì?
BL: huh.
BL: actually that makes a lot of sense.
EC: ììì
BL: hey whatever happened to pepper b's suit helena gave him?
EC: Pfft
EC: 몰ë¼ì
BL: lr.
EC: Jake
BL: hahaha!
BL: ok ok ill lay off.
EC: ì¢ì
EC: *silent giggling*
BL: so youre getting the room right.
EC: ì
BL: alright.
BL: welp.
BL: time to get some things with me.
EC: Heh


15/12/14
"Enter name."

Your name is JAKE CORDELL.

Just like Finn and some others, you need to carry a surname in this world. Back at your LAND, you are well known as JAKE THE DOG. Because of a little power bestowed upon you and a few others, you can change your normal form into that of a HUMANOID one. You actually enjoy it.

You have just returned to you and your SPOUSE's room after having a little chat with Finn. To most you are a little too laid back, to which most of the time you just yawn and go back to whatever you were doing. But when you and Finn have got to do something, you actually get off your lazy bum and go help out. You have an interest in MUSIC and EATING. You really enjoy eating junk food most of the time, though you really love ICE CREAM. You like to spend time with your SPOUSE, your friends and, whenever possible, your CHILDREN. You have a tendency to show a WEIRD AND EVIL disposition sometimes, to which some might not even notice, while others would be creeped the fuck out and tell you to stop. But that aside, you see yourself as a pretty good person. You like to hang out with your friends as well as exploring worlds with them from time to time.

What will you do?

15/12/14
"-==>"

That's more like it.

15/12/14
"Finn: Be someone else."

We are now-

Hold on a second. Let's try to introduce ourselves in a more symbolic manner from now on shall we?

14/12/14
"Finn: Take out phone."


-- coolGuy [GC] began pestering coolGirl [GC1] at 9:30 --


CG: hey
CG: you there?
CG1: I guess you can say I am
CG: alright
CG1: there a problem?
CG: nah
CG: just a little bored
CG1: ugh I know right?
CG: when can we play?
CG1: I unno
CG1: 12 maybe
CG: thatll take forever
CG1: yeah
CG: so
CG: how long will we be playing for?
CG1: quit asking so many questions ya goof
CG1: I dont know everything
CG: what unadulterated lies you speak today
CG1: Im not helena or hajime you know
CG: hmph
CG1: hahah

14/12/14
"-==>"



BL: geez.
BL: see you later finn.
CG: later

14/12/14
"-==>"



BL: i almost forgot i gotta go talk to lr!
CG: wow

14/12/14
"-==>"



BL: wow you ok buddy?
CG: yeah... *huff*
CG: just a little...
CG: tired *pant*
BL: huh.
BL: ...
BL: wait a minute...

13/12/14
"Finn and BL: Cut loose."

Holy shmow this is fun.

13/12/14
"-==>"



CG: pfft what are you doing man
BL: just standing up here is all.
BL: wanna cut loose for a while?
CG: sounds awesome :)

13/12/14
"Finn: Greet best friend."



CG: hey dude
BL: sup man.
CG: something wrong?
BL: what?
BL: no dude.
BL: was just coming up here to see where ya at.
CG: heh alright
CG: so
CG: ready to get your butt kicked?
BL: no way.
BL: im definitely gonna win.
CG: *snicker*
BL: hey whats so funny?
CG: oh nothin
CG: only a gum brain like you would say that
BL: gum brain?
BL: why i oughta-
CG: haha!
CG: math
BL: hmph.

13/12/14
"-==>"

13/12/14
"Finn: Notice creaks."

You hear the door opening. Who could it be?

13/12/14
"Finn: Contemplate on your recent decorating."

None of this is exactly necessary. You know this is just a computer game. But you could never play games in a boring environment. Makes you feel weird. But maybe the play for this game might go on for hours? Maybe even days. Weeks? All possible when it comes to you all. You all were involved in a sort of 'war' many years back. It was a boring day and Odd had declared for some fun.

This fake war went on for the duration of two weeks. Half the time you guys don't know when to give it a rest but it's all fun nonetheless.

13/12/14
"Finn: Take out gauntlet."

You put it next to the chest. When you and your best bud were fighting an enemy, you managed to accumulate most of its armour, though when you actually came into contact, the thing shrank. So now you can actually wear it, though by now you know that armour is pretty lame. You are wary of never saying that around a certain SOMEONE. SHE looks pretty awesome in her armours, though some might say they are a little.

Showy.

13/12/14
"Finn: Take out more things."

These go here.

The book is something you got from an abandoned library when you and some FRIENDS were out exploring. You have no idea why you kept this thing. All the darn pages are blank, and the last few words of the name of the book were for whatever reason blotched out. You thought about writing in it but you decided not to in the end.

And that device is... Well. You have no idea. You and your BEST FRIEND just have them around back at your old home. Why you brought this here with you, you do not know. Damn thing doesn't even work.

13/12/14
"Finn: Take out the chest."

This goes here.

13/12/14
"Finn: Put skull on the table."

Totally not weird to put skulls on display in your average household. Definitely.

13/12/14
"Finn: Put laptop on the table."

You do that after taking it out of your sylladex. You have some things stashed in here. If it weren't for your modus, your normal pack would be LUDICROUSLY HEAVY. So right now the thing is just holding the captcha cards.

13/12/14
"-==>"

You might as well make the room look less plain.

13/12/14
"Finn: Enter spare room."

07/12/14
"Finn: Head to a spare room."

You walk over to one of the spare rooms in the house.

07/12/14
"Finn: Exit room."

You leave your room and after a few minutes the door and its handle disappear. FP wanted it like that. You think it's pretty cool that it does that from your view on it.

07/12/14
"Finn: Take leave."



CG: so youre getting the room right
FE: mhm
CG: alright
CG: see you later fp
CG: or in a while i dunno
FE: heh yeah
FE: later :)


03/12/14
"-==>"



CG: there
CG: problem solved
FE: yeah
FE: sorry that you have to do this sometimes
FE: i know its your favourite hat and all
CG: oh nah its cool i swear
CG: actually like taking my hat off
CG: yeesh no wonder its always so hot whenever im in the tree fort
FE: heh
FE: oh i had to fight off a fiery problem
FE: again
CG: heh heh which one?
FE: feirefiz blazer
CG: oh man
CG: furryfiz?
CG: i havent seen that crazy in ages!
FE: furryfiz...?
FE: whut
CG: oh andrews way of saying his name
CG: pretty funny
FE: yeah ahah
FE: it is pretty funny :)

03/12/14
"Finn: Remove hat."

You remember that you kind of are to never really supposed to wear hats indoors. Just to be polite and that kind of stuff. Though it is alright here you still like to take it off for good measure. You stash the hat away in your BACKPACK MODUS. Well it actually is just your regular backpack just joined with the modus. To you it is the best to use.

03/12/14
"Finn: Be interrupted by spouse."



FE: finn
CG: before you say anything more
CG: let me just say that that was all really professional stuff i was doing
CG: not ridiculous
FE: finn...
CG: professional
CG: not ridiculous
FE: finn ._.
CG: STRICTLY PROFESSIONAL BIS'!
FE: finn!!
CG: :O
CG: oh sorry about that
CG: got carried away
FE: its ok
FE: i can totally understand with you being a totally responsible adult and not goofy man and all
CG: hey im all about responsibility!
FE: mhm
FE: also
FE: your hat
CG: oh
CG: oh yeah almost forgot

03/12/14
"-==>"

SHE can actually argue with that.

03/12/14
"-==>"

Oh yeah...

03/12/14
"-==>"

03/12/14
"-==>"

03/12/14
"Finn: Wield a sword."

You are still pretty much the MOST RIGHTEOUS AROUND. No one could possibly dare to argue otherwise!

30/11/14
"Enter name."

Your name is FINN CORDELL.

Your last name is Cordell because you and few OTHERS needed to carry a last name in this world. Back in your world, or LAND per se, you are known as FINN THE HUMAN. You protect others who you deem innocent or in need as it is something you have vowed to do as long as you live. Though in another universe you kind of went wack and messed up here and there. You are not proud of this knowledge, and you try harder to do better, and you have achieved this.

You stand in you and your SPOUSE'S room, though you never really refer to one another as such half the time. Kind of weird due to each of your upbringings. You are to play a game soon, and you cannot wait. Though you were going to play it back in your world, a certain pair of FRIENDS told you and ANOTHER to keep your sorry butts put here. You know they might come back here anyway. Your interests lie around keeping THE INNOCENCE OF YOUR WORLD SAFE, SPARRING, COMBAT and simply HANGING OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS. You are never really bored like some of the others. You also like to care for your SWORDS and explore worlds with your friends from time to time.

What will you do?

30/11/14
"Odd: Be someone else."

We are now a young man. To others he would appear pretty ridiculous. But he is ridiculously righteous and awesome in every way.

Who is he?

30/11/14
"Odd: Go to laptop."

You gotta wait till game time for Sburb. For now, you are going to play some good old TETRIS. You don't care about what anyone says. You will always love the game.

30/11/14
"Odd: Take off jacket."

You rest your jacket on your bed. You never get why you wear it indoors.

Oh yeah. Because you look cool in it.

30/11/14
"Odd: Reminisce. "

Apparently, in another universe, you had gained a new outfit in the virtual world. You wished you had gotten that instead of the other one you have now. But you still think you look pretty badass in your wear you have now. You used to hate the whole cat related get-up. But you got used to it after a long while.

How you wish going back there would be important now.

30/11/14
"Odd: Examine device in the corner over there."

This old thing?

This is your OVERBOARD. You had July materialize it after months of begging some time back. You used to just fly to the town miles away to show off to others. The people obviously grew needs for hoverboards, but really, even you know they wouldn't have the skills to keep themselves balanced on such things like those. Besides. Think of the accidents and damage that amateurs would get themselves into!

The original usage of your overboard was for getting around in the virtual world you and your best friends used to go to. After events many years before, there really is no need to go back now.

30/11/14
"Odd: Enter room."

After sending all those messages to some people you make it back to your room.

30/11/14
"-==>"


-- giantpurpleCat [GC] began pestering devilsApology [DA] at 9:19 --


GC: bonjour


-- giantpurpleCat [GC] began pestering timidAries [TA] at 9:24 --

GC: hello mademoiselle


-- giantpurpleCat [GC] began pestering riotiousRocker [RR] at 9:28 --

GC: hey.. you :T


-- giantpurpleCat [GC] began pestering angelicTempo [AT] at 9:31 --

GC: hey!


-- giantpurpleCat [GC] began pestering perturbRacer [PR] at 9:37 --


GC: hey
GC: just wanted to say hi real quick
PR: tf
GC: bye! :)
-- giantpurpleCat [GC] ceased pestering perturbRacer [PR] at 9:39 --

30/11/14
"Odd: Send messages."


-- giantpurpleCat [GC] began pestering coolGuy [CG] at 9:10 --


GC: hey man
GC: how's it going?


-- giantpurpleCat [GC] began pestering coolNinja [CN] at 9:10 --

GC: yello'


-- giantpurpleCat [GC] began pestering flamesEmit [FE] at 9:12 --

GC: how are we doing today?


-- giantpurpleCat [GC] began pestering coffeeFun [CF] at 9:13 --

GC: hi!

25/11/14
"Odd: Retrieve phone."

You are surprisingly successful in doing so. You guess you gotta just unravel the yarn.

Huh. Who would have guessed?

Now you are going to message a few people.

25/11/14
"Odd: Take out string of yarn."

You had captchalogued your phone to test out the modus earlier. Maybe the first thing you captchalogue would come out like this? You have to un-knot the string? Gosh you'd better ask July about the bigger yarn containing your urn. For now you'll try out the 'un-knotting' of the string.

25/11/14
"Odd: Examine ball of yarn."

This sphere of thread holds someone who was of importance to you. A good little guy. A best friend.

Wait how the hell does your yarn modus work? How are you even going to retrieve the urn? What are you supposed to unravel the yarn? Are you supposed to knit the item?! You can't knit jack shit. You know nothing of knitting! You may be pretty old when it comes to age but not to the point where you would ever need to sit down and make a fucking sweater with yarn.

20/11/14
"Odd: Captchalogue urn."

Even though you aren't touching the object you still manage to get the urn. It is now in your YARN MODUS, something July found while doing all her work along with other fetch modi. You think Helena would have preferred this modus more than you, though you are sure she chose pictionary instead.

20/11/14
"Odd: Retrieve urn."

Better get some elevation. You may have grown over the years but you admit that you are still short. Not as short as Helena though. That girl's a MIDGET compared to everyone else.

20/11/14
"Odd: Look up."

And then of course.

There's that URN up there on the shelf above another with chargers on it.

20/11/14
"Odd: Examine the room."

You enter into a STOREROOM.

Things like extra generators and chargers are kept in here. Storerooms are almost at every corner of this household.

20/11/14
"Odd: Open door."

20/11/14
"-==>"

20/11/14
"Odd: Arrive at a room."

20/11/14
"Enter name."

Your name is ODD DELLA ROBBIA.

You are on your way to retrieve something after you finished making room decisions with your GF. You have some interests, though not as much nowadays like long before. You like to help out a FRIEND with his music. You and your BEST FRIEND often go to the town a bit far away from the mansion just to get away from it all, maybe even grab a snack or two for your sake. You often enjoy flying about on your OVERBOARD that you got some years back. July was kind enough to have it here on earth after months of your begging. Her half annoys you sometimes and you annoy her right back. But it is all for the kicks.
You chat with your other friends and like to explore worlds with them from time to time.

What will you do now?

09/11/14
"-==>"

We are now suddenly this guy.

Who is he?

09/11/14
"-==>"



GQ: fuck!
MA: shit!
MA: im so sorry! ),:


09/11/14
"Yumi: Tend to your server."



MA: so i just..
MA: deploy
MA: the totem lathe over here?
GQ: yes.
GQ: you're doing well marvell. o(^á´^)o
MA: ....

09/11/14
"-==>"



PR: hey
PR: have you been in touch with gc today at all?
GQ: no.
GQ: i haven't gotten a chance to talk to him. (´・_・`)
PR: huh
PR: ok then

[left] -- perturbRacer [PR] began pestering angelicPace [AP] at 11:20 --


PR: aelita
PR: are you there?
PR: any idea on where gc is?
PR: ...
PR: asleep huh..

09/11/14
"Ulrich: Pick it up."

You move it over to a side of the room.

You noticed that your best friend isn't online, so you might as well ask about him.

09/11/14
"Ulrich: Select Hajime's chair."

Gotta make space for all this shit. You are still pretty surprised that this shit is the real thing yet at the same time you are not.

09/11/14
"Ulrich: Deploy the cruxtruder."

You do just that and it seems to get her attention.

09/11/14
"Some time later."

Is this bitch fangirling again?

09/11/14
"Ulrich: Answer these damn messages already."


-- geishasQuest [GQ] began pestering perturbRacer [PR] at 11:14 --


GQ: ulrich.
GQ: are you calm yet?
GQ: please don't tell me you're still hung over me getting the room.
GQ: that would kind of be pretty ridiculous
PR: no i'm not
PR: and why would it be ridiculous?
GQ: because you were fussing like a little kid. (Òâ£Ì_â£Ì)
GQ: most of my stuff is in here anyway.
PR: i was fussing??
GQ: yes you were! (ï¼Â¬Ð´Â¬)
PR: fuck
PR: whatever


perturbRacer [PR] responded to memo at 11:17.
PR: oh please strong
PR: you were already going to hit me so that was just on reflex
VD: oh just on reflex huh?
VD: yeah.
VD: reflex my ASS.
PR: you wanna go?!
VD: sure as fuck i wanna go!!.
IW: ENOUGH. â( ಠ_ಠ)â
IW: God damn it you two are ridiculous!
IW: Meteors are falling and all you two can do is bicker over bullshit.
VD: ......
PR: ...

09/11/14
"-==>"

Yeah that did not last too long and we are not about to get to see what the hell happened just now.

09/11/14
"Ulrich: Examine."

That bitch changed your wallpaper yet again. Sadly, Juley has a sort of thing about her, so she can basically change, have access and do other shit to people's computers. She is always. Doing. This wallpaper changing thing with you. All the time.

This time it reads "Go eat a dick". What the hell?

You are also being pestered and there is a notification for some shit you don't know about but you're going to check the internet first.

09/11/14
"Ulrich: Turn on your laptop."

You open this thing and install your server disk and what the fuck is this shit?

09/11/14
"-==>"

09/11/14
"==>"

Fucking eureka.

09/11/14
"-==>"

You pick the middle card.

09/11/14
"Ulrich: Take laptop."

You chose this because.

Well you don't know.

You can only retrieve things from the sylladex once you guess which card holds the correct item. Simple. But you read online from others' opinions on this modus that it's "Fucking annoying" and that "shit gets so damn complicated after the time you take out the first item you put in it". But you're using it anyway.

09/11/14
"Where is your laptop?"

In your 'Guess it' modus where the hell else?

09/11/14
"Get off your lazy ass you bastard."

Fine. You did that and arrive at a spare room of the house.

09/11/14
"Ulrich: Get up."

Nah.

Lying down here sounds good to you. After a fall like that lying down is the only thing you want do.

09/11/14
"A few hours later, but certainly not many."

After some silly fighting, obliviousness to a perceived meteor shower and other shit, you have fallen down the same damn set of stairs you were thanking god some time before for you not falling down.

You were not fucking warned about these stairs.

09/11/14
"Ulrich: Answer."


-- giantpurpleCat [GC] began pestering perturbRacer [PR] at 9:37 --


GC: hey
GC: just wanted to say hi real quick
PR: tf
GC: bye! :)
-- giantpurpleCat [GC] ceased pestering perturbRacer [PR] at 9:39 --

09/11/14
"-==>"

Oh a good fucking bonjour to you too.

09/11/14
"Ulrich: Sit down."

Man are you out of it. Living for centuries does get boring after each one. This world is even more of a disaster. There are idiots everywhere you go whenever you are away from here. Some people think they're hot shit, are dumb asses. The works. The only place you can find to be able to sit down and clear this clusterfuck of a brain of yours is up here on the roof. Maybe you should just play the game up here?

That sounds like a good idea.

(thats a terrible idea)

09/11/14
"Ulrich: Walk near the edge of the roof."

09/11/14
"Ulrich: Finally arrive at the highest point of the house."

You are successful in doing so. You better thank god you didn't fall down there.

09/11/14
"Ulrich: Arrive at the highest point of the house."

Gotta climb those stairs first.

09/11/14
"Enter name."

Your name is ULRICH STERN.

You are heading up to the roof to blow off some steam. You are the boyfriend to the DETERMINED and LOVING Yumi Ishiyama. As it was previously mentioned, you got kicked out of your room, since Yumi won the usage of the bedroom for the Sburb game play. Sadly but you weren't exactly being too mature anyway. You also forgot one of your SABRES so there's that.

Your interest nowadays are very little, revolving around MARTIAL ARTS and TRAINING. You sometimes go onto the INTERNET but the amount of shit that has been piling up for the past few years is so ridiculous a lot of you avoid it. You chat with your BEST FRIEND and you like to explore worlds with the others from time to time, and you're always glad to. At least that's something to do.

What will you do now?

09/11/14
"-==>"

We are now an irked young man about a couple minutes after he was booted out of his room by his girlfriend.

We saw him fighting Vinice; this event taking place some time in the future, and also when the gamma was being dispatched. Everyone else was blacked out, except him. What the hell's his deal anyway?

09/11/14
"Yumi: Answer."


-- maidenAir [MA] began pestering geishasQuest [GQ] at 9:30 --


MA: yumi!
MA: carla made me promise not to bother telling anyone but
MA: i feel so terrible!
MA: and july is going to be so mad with me :'(
GQ: marvell?
GQ: what are you talking about dear?
MA: ...
MA: i went and took my copies really early in the morning
MA: and i've already started the game!
GQ: ( ã-ã )
MA: and i can... see you...
GQ: (â_â)
MA: wasn't this just a computer game??! ;O;
GQ: oh dear god...

09/11/14
"Yumi: Retrieve laptop and sit on your bed."

Might as well. You definitely need something comfortable to sit on anyway.

25/10/14
"-==>"

You are suddenly now aware that someone is trying to get in touch with you. And you kind of know who it is.

25/10/14
"Yumi: Hug pikachu plush."

You hug the plush and it releases its usual wonderful 'pika'. You like to sit in here with your plushes while talking with your house mates whether it be face to face or online.

Your favorite is actually the ALTARIA PLUSH. But you love both your plushes regardless.

24/10/14
"Yumi: Examine plushes."

Indeed they are. After an accident back in college which involved retarded friends and fire baton twirling you lost your dear TOTORO plush. He will always be missed. You got into Pokémon, and so did Hajime, but he was already into it before you.

You do not care about what anyone says. Pokémon is awesome and these plushes are adorable.

24/10/14
"Enter name."

Your name is YUMI ISHIYAMA.

There isn't much to say about you, as all you ever do nowadays is help a FRIEND out with training and maturing further, and learning more about your kind. To an extent, you are a SPLENSE, and via Vinice you have been gaining more and more knowledge about Spletonia's culture and ways. You simply do this out of boredom. Vinice is really the only one to wants to learn anything about there. Studying the language of your people is rather vexing in your opinion even if all the symbols are just substitutes for the letters of the ENGLISH ALPHABET, but you enjoy it all nonetheless.

You have also been getting more into your BIRTH LAND'S lifestyle, preferably the ENTERTAINMENT SECTOR like Hajime. You have indeed watched movies like MY NEIGHBOR TOTORO, (your childhood), and SPIRITED AWAY and others. You are also the girlfriend of an INTRICATE and DEVOTED MAN. You just won the usage of your room for your game play of SBURB with everyone else, including him. He isn't exactly happy about it all, and you are sure he is ready to fight Vinice on the roof yet again. He even forgot one of his SABRES in his haste.

You like to hang out with everyone, especially your BESTIE, and explore worlds with the others of the house from time to time.

What will you do hoLY SHIT ARE THOSE POKÃMON PLUSHES?!?

24/10/14
"Aelita: Inspect what you see."

Aelita would do that but we suddenly have a character show up out of no where. We won't be seeing Aelita for a while.

Now.

Who is this young woman?

24/10/14
"-==>"

You see something and you suddenly know everything about everything.

24/10/14
"Aelita: Look up."

......

24/10/14
"Aelita: Leave tower."

Holy shit you can fly without wings.

24/10/14
"-==>"

Might as well have a look around.

24/10/14
"Aelita: Examine sleeping BF."

You are sure you've seen him here as well. You are both wearing rather FAMILIAR PAJAMAS and all. But this can't really be what you think it is. This must be a dream. Besides... it's.... not the real thing...

24/10/14
"Aelita: Wake."

You wake up in a room identical to yours but with a lot of alterations, like the whole room being pink and your posters gone. But your SPLETONIAN PAINTING is still up on the wall over there.

You feel as though you've seen all of this already. A bunch of times even. What is even going on here anyway?

24/10/14
"-==>"

24/10/14
"-==>"

24/10/14
"-==>"



DARMU: Dear me
DARMU: She has fallen again
PARKELL: what??
PARKELL: i thought all that was something temporary!
ALVERÃ: Buffoon.
ALVERÃ: Why would it be temporary?
PARKELL: why is it happening at all?!
BEREE: guys
DARMU: We wouldnt know
DARMU: Maybe she has that human ailment
DARMU: What was it again
ALVERÃ: Narcolepsy?
PARKELL: wait why would she suddenly have that?
ALVERÃ: We wouldn't know.
PARKELL: seriously??!
BEREE: GUYS!
ALVERÃ: What?!
BEREE: when did aelita start falling asleep out of no where??
DARMU: Some weeks ago
DARMU: I dont think you were ever here when she would submit into a snooze
BEREE: why didnt you tell me??
ALVERÃ: I deemed it as unimportant at the time.
BEREE: for weeks?
ALVERÃ: Yes I suppose it was not the best course of action by just allowing it to happen without investigation.
PARKELL: moron
ALVERÃ: Be quiet.
DARMU: She will wake soon enough
DARMU: Dont worry

24/10/14
"-==>"



DARMU: Whats with all the ruckus?

24/10/14
"-==> "



PARKELL: oh my gerr
PARKELL: what happened?
ALVERÃ: Not again.
BEREE: what do you mean not again???

24/10/14
"-==>"



PARKELL: what?
PARKELL: whats going on??
PARKELL: what what what
ALVERÃ: I heard a thud. Whatever's the matter?

24/10/14
"-==>"



BEREE: someone hurry up and get out here!

24/10/14
"==>"



BEREE: .....
BEREE: what the hay..?

24/10/14
"-==>"

24/10/14
"Aelita: Succumb to overwhelming slumber urge."

You fall asleep.

24/10/14
"-==>"

You suddenly feel very tired. But you can't sleep now! Right after you feed that plant you are going to install Sburb.

But...

Damn sleeping sounds good to you right now...

24/10/14
"-==>"

Wait a minute...

24/10/14
"Aelita: Return to venus meat trap"

24/10/14
"Aelita: Captchalogue the steak."

Looks like your sylladex is almost near to getting full. Better ask July soon if she could make more captcha cards.

24/10/14
"Aelita: Choose the STEAK."

You press the option for it and a thick T-BONE STEAK appears out of the machine. That plant is up for any kind of meat. Raw meat, cooked meat. The works.

18/10/14
"Aelita: Examine food related options."

The interface shows you what you have stored for the plants and the treefolk. The first icon displays the FOOD PILL you give to your snake. The second shows a STEAK. The third shows FERTILIZER and the last shows an icon for wings, which means it's the FAERIES' FOOD.

You already know what that thing wants.

18/10/14
"Aelita: Turn it on."

18/10/14
"Aelita: Go get something to eat for him."

You are about to do that. You walk over to the large device over by the big tree. It holds all of the things necessary for the greenhouse and for you.

18/10/14
"Aelita: Be annoyed."

Of course you're annoyed. This smug bastard has that grin again. As if he's up to something, or he may have done it already.

But you know for a fact that he is hungry at the moment.

18/10/14
"Aelita: Examine the plant."

This isn't just a plant. It's a CARNIVOROUS COMEDENTI, or a VENUS MEAT TRAP in english terms. The name clearly states that it's a plant which eats anything that is meat or even flesh. You found this pesky plant amongst its plant kind. They all kept nipping at your legs and you were kind of not in the mood. But you chose this one for study anyway.

He's a real hassle. Some of the tree folk were almost eaten many times. But the plant always let them go, as they've grown on him, though they are pretty hesitant around him. You call him MALUM VIRIDITAS or MALUM for short. Spletonia sometimes uses LATIN for quite a lot of things is what you've noticed, and you've started doing it too.

16/10/14
"-==>"

Then there's THIS thing.

11/10/14
"-==>"

Oh.

11/10/14
"-==>"

Here you have a whole lot more anima plants growing. You think they might serve some kind of purpose, like the ones that are already in full bloom. But you really don't know. It's best not to over-think things. Besides you like their appearance, and so do the rest of the tree folk. They're not exactly fans of the dark anyway.

11/10/14
"Aelita: Look at glowy plants."

They are more like flowers but what the heck do you know? You were looking around and found them, asked a fellow splense what they were, bought a whole bunch of seeds and planted them. Ok so you know what they are but your kind never gave them a name, except your 'MOTHER'.

She calls them ANIMA PLANTS. You guess they represent a person or something like that. But who the hell could these plants really represent? Though when Vinice saw them she flipped and was going on about how 'you did the thing'. You really don't know how they really work either, which makes you grow more and more anxious to know more about them.

You tried to look through your splense book for any clues, yet you found none. The pages after the middle ones have nothing on them, and you even tried UV LIGHT, which proved a failure as there wasn't any invisible ink or anything. You and your 'SISTERS' knowledge of your kind is still so bleak. You would really love to sit down and get to it all but can't. Too busy with all these plants and other things. Vinice seems way more into wanting to know more than all of you, which is surprising as you never really see her going to Spletonia often. She must do it in secret you suppose.

Then there are these weird flowers you found and these pesky vines. Some of the vines have some form of intelligence, and they like to burrow into the other plants' dirt as they grew longer. You had cut them back but they obviously found another route to grow, which is behind all the 'shelves'. You don't bother them, as they don't ever really bother the plants, but they sometimes like to be mischievous.

As you play Sburb today you are gonna have to keep an eye on them.

11/10/14
"Aelita: Feed the snake."

Yeah these kinds of plants have an intelligence of their own. They can indeed move about, but this guy has grown much too attached to you to ever really up and leave to find new soil or anything.

11/10/14
"-==>"

Gotta feed this thing.

11/10/14
"-==>"

Shit you almost forgot.

11/10/14
"What's that thing?"

This here is something you pride yourself on. If it weren't for the vita plant, you never would have searched further around the bottom of SPLETONIA, which is where most of its flora is, and found many other plants like this.

This one of the VIVA PLANTS of Spletonia. You learned how to grow one of the snakes of the plant type.

11/10/14
"-==>"

These here are VITA PLANTS, and you have it written in SPLETONIAN TEXT. Once you take a bite of one of these, if you consumed or were 'poofed' at with the powder of the gloom plant, you will be given the very sense of hope. You might even set out to seek or inaugurate hope. When you were growing the gloom plant you of course tested it, and you felt like just giving up on botany, but then after these things you planted days before grew, you ate a piece and you just felt lively and you wanted to grow everything, but you knew you couldn't, but all in all you continued to plant. The effects last for a couple of hours, which isn't bad. You haven't tested to see if they can be powdered or liquefied or whatever, but it doesn't really matter right now.

11/10/14
"-==>"

These are GLOOM PLANTS. You have it written in SPLETONIAN TEXT. As the name suggests, the effects you get from eating the plant are those of gloom and despair. You wouldn't really classify them as useful. They can only be powdered, as they are basically nothing more than just sticks.

11/10/14
"-==>"

These here are the RES PERSONALITATEM plants. You have it written in SPLETONIAN TEXT. If you eat the black part, depending on your personality, you will either turn bad or remain the same. And if you eat the white part, you either turn good or remain the same. Basically a sort of YIN AND YANG kind of thing. The stalk pretty much turns you neutral. The effects are only considered temporary if you keep swapping from personality to personality. You have never really used them outside of your realm, but you guess they are pretty useful, and you guess they would be more useful in a powdered form. Easier that way if you want an enemy to quit fighting immediately.

11/10/14
"Aelita: Continue your inspections."

You do just that.

Another successful grow, like the others. This is a MOMENTARIUS PLANT, used for allowing a power, or something similar to that, to be bestowed upon you, but only for short periods of time. You have it written in SPLETONIAN TEXT like the rest, though we cannot see it from this view. The plant can be liquidized, useful in times of exhaustion during a fight which must be won or a journey which must be completed. Or if you just want to mess around, which you strongly do not recommend. It can be exhausting sometimes.

They look pretty weird in your opinion. And kind of... familiar in some way? You don't know, and you doubt it would be of any significance, which is very much true.

04/10/14
"Aelita: Chat with Beree."



BEREE: so
BEREE: what are you even doing
BEREE: walking about and looking at the plants
AP: You should know
AP: I'm always doing this every time I come up here
AP: Have to inspect them every now and again
BEREE: oh yeah
BEREE: so you guys going to play your silly computer game?
AP: What?
AP: It will not be a silly computer game
AP: It's the very mechanism for the beginning of the end
AP: The very initiation for the destruction of the earth
AP: Limits will be tested
AP: Wits will be utilized
AP: Your very life will be on the line as you traverse your assigned planet
AP: And a new universe will be forged if your game play is successful!
AP: That is what would happen
AP: If this were the real thing...
BEREE: hahaha!
BEREE: oh jeez and you seemed pretty excited for it all
BEREE: must be a let down huh
AP: Yeah
AP: Kind of :c
AP: But it's still a copy I guess it will be still fun to play
BEREE: okie then

04/10/14
"-==>"



BEREE: pffffkkkkfphh heheheh
AP: You almost got me that time
AP: Nice try though beree
BEREE: hahaha! :D

04/10/14
"-==>"



BEREE: you there girl

04/10/14
"-==>"



BEREE: girl

04/10/14
"-==>"

Then there are these dangers. Well not really dangers but more like nuisances.

These are MEMORY PLANTS. The ones near the potestatems are for MEMORY GAIN. For example, if there was something which needed to be remembered, you can eat one of those. It takes a couple bites before you could really remember the important thing, it is not always on the first bite. The ones near that tree over there are for MEMORY LOSS. If there is something which needs to be forgotten, boom. Eat one a those.

Now they are nuisances because for a while during the growing of the two, you had a problem distinguishing them apart. You tested one and it was the one for memory loss, so you forgot you had something on the stove and later on you found your food terribly burned. You were pissed of course. You looked them up in a SPLETONIAN BOOK, and noted that the loss ones had yellow buds while the gain ones didn't. You also made sure to have them grown separately, though you had other things to plant so you just marked a line and that was it. You have their names written in SPLETONIAN TEXT like the rest. The plant can only be liquidized, and in your opinion the loss ones are not very useful, unless infiltration situations were involved.

04/10/14
"-==>"

Like the other spletonian plants before, this is yet another accomplishment. This is a POTESTATEM PLANT, used as a power boost for long periods of time according to the amount consumed, and you have it written in SPLETONIAN TEXT like the rest. The plant can be liquidized as well as powdered, useful in times of exhaustion during a fight which must be won or a journey which must be completed.

They look so funny. You really do enjoy growing all these foreign plants. Spletonia is a place which is quite bountiful in flora so you have quite a lot to choose from. The amount you have growing can't be compared to there, and you don't mind one bit.

04/10/14
"-==>"

This is another experiment which proved a success like that last one. This is a DULCIA PLANT, used for sweetening food, and you have it written in SPLETONIAN TEXT. The way it looks there made you think it looks like 'Smeeys' which you thought was pretty funny. The plant can be liquidized as well as powdered, making it quite useful when things which are supposed to be sweet taste bitter or too sour or whatever. You use it more often than actual sugar.

A few of them have two buds which is considered to mean that something good will happen. You aren't really sure of that but you think it's something nice to know.

29/09/14
"Aelita: Examine weird plant thing over there."

It would be considered weird to people who don't know a lot about your kind.

This is one of your experiments to find out whether SPLETONIA FLORA can grow on earth, and it's kinda obvious that they grow just fine. This is a PARALYSIS PLANT but you have it written in SPLETONIAN TEXT. The plant, basically, is able to paralyze the consumer's body for a couple hours. You obviously don't recommend anyone to it at all unless the eater were an enemy. The plant can be liquidized as well as powdered, making it quite useful when times are dangerous, and maybe when you want to keep others out.

29/09/14
"Aelita: Examine pumpkins."

You don't grow a lot like your brother does, as yours keep disappearing the most every now and again. He had come up here a few days ago and wrote 'Pimpkins' right under your writing. He's always coming up with silly words. He's a great twin in your opinion. Though he better tone down in taking some of the stuff in here. Growing it all takes too damn long sometimes.

29/09/14
"Aelita: Examine flower pots."

Can never have too many potted plants c:

29/09/14
"Aelita: Enter greenhouse."

Holy shit it's big in here.

29/09/14
"==>"

You make it up to the greenhouse after much scampering up of stairs.

29/09/14
"Aelita: Exit room."

That's enough lolly gagging for now. You've got shit to do.

29/09/14
"Aelita: Examine posters."

You would have put up a lot more if your BF wasn't being so lame when you two were decorating in here. He thought it looked girly enough, to which you would have proceeded to punch him in the gut, but you love him so that was a big no.

You really do enjoy these guys music. Especially P!NK, she is quite an inspiration. Sadly they all died many many many years back.

Then there's a poster in the corner there belonging to your bf, a poster of one of the LEGEND OF ZELDA games he likes so much.

29/09/14
"Aelita: Captchalogue book."

You take your SPLENSE BOOK. We may never really get to know what's in it. Never never never.

29/09/14
"Aelita: Captchalogue chest."

This is your SPLENSE CHEST, where you keep a few things in, including some stuff from the world of SPLETONIA.

29/09/14
"Aelita: Captchalogue laptop."

It is now in your MEMORY MODUS. We won't even get to see you guessing where a card is or anything like that. It wouldn't really be much anyway as you would always get everything on the first try.

28/09/14
"Enter name."

Your name is AELITA SCHAEFFER.

You are the EMPRESS of several large empires outside of this astral planet alongside your TWIN BROTHER, Andrew. The two of you had no idea on the other until many many years ago after meeting back at KADIC ACADEMY. You two did not exactly get along very well with one another due to a couple of issues but then after a few years you two are basically the best of siblings. Due to your skills you are a pretty well known DJ, and so is your brother, though you aren't recognized worldwide with a silly name. You are technically in a relationship with a rather FUNNY boy.

You aren't human, like your brother. You two are sort of AI's but not entirely. You both only lived separately in a SUPERCOMPUTER for 12 years, though you were more trapped to be honest. You are remarkably good with computers, and you are pretty smart and so is your brother. Along with a few others you are a SPLENSE, making your brother a SPLENTE. Kind of hard to believe from outsiders' perspectives but it is true. Many years ago you got into BOTANY because nature just started growing on you ever since you found out your status. From the world where your species live are FAERIES or TREE FOLK among other mystical creatures. Some have decided to live with you guys simply to help out, though of course they are troublesome at times. You enjoy your friends company and explore worlds with the others of the house from time to time.

What will you do?

28/09/14
"ACT 2 -==>"

A cheery young woman stands in her room after waking up from a sleep that she apparently doesn't remember taking. Technically she is 1025 years old to date. Just earlier she received the gamma version of SBURB, which was to be played by her and her friends, but for now everyone is just taking a break. She was about to go up to the roof to play it before she was interrupted by a friend and apparently blacked out for a bit.

What is the name of this young woman?

28/09/14
"END OF ACT 1"

28/09/14
"-==>"

Everything's almost in order.

Like she wanted it to.

But not entirely.

28/09/14
"-==>"



EE: hey you guys
EE: ju ed just fell asleep
EE: ill take over for now BD
FJ: lol

28/09/14
"Juley: Examine the sleeping one."

You are not even surprised she fell asleep. And sitting upright and all. Looks like you have your hands even more full than before, but you don't mind.

28/09/14
"Juley: Return to room."

Ahh yeah back and ready to-

...

What the shit?

28/09/14
"-==>"

Holy shit you fell asleep.

Maybe staying up all night to check things wasn't entirely a good idea...

28/09/14
"July: Be really steamed."

You just cannot believe that. For the past couple of minutes this girl has been fiddling around with TIME way more than she should. You all have a game to play that she herself wanted to play for months! And now that the danger has been thrown out there it is even more crucial to get into the session, yet she keeps fucking around!

You honestly and truly can't believe any of this-!

28/09/14
"Hold up what in the shit?"



fireJaguar [FJ] responded to memo at 11:12.
FJ: hey guys!
EE: YOU!
AT: hey Helena! :D
EE: Don't 'hey' her!!
EE: What have you been doing?!
FJ: readin this junk :I
EE: Oh really?
EE: Helena what time is it on your computer?
FJ: oh it's 11:13
EE: 11:13!!
EE: Helena stop reversing time!
FJ: I'm not doing that >:(

28/09/14
"-==>"



EE: IW!
EE: Watch it with that cruxtruder!!
IW: I know!
DA: My my...
DA: Seems like now's not the best time...
DA ceased responding to memo.

28/09/14
"-==>"



AT: CC you fricker! >:O
CC: It looks like a lot from where I am!
PR: where are you?
CC: ... On my roof?
IW: ( ಠ_ಠ)
EE: What in the hell...?
PR: Ju Lo is still most confused on the scene...
radFires [RF] responded to memo at 11:31.
RF: uuuugh
RF: whats
RF: goin on you guys?
SK: You fucking buffoon!
SK: WAKE UP!!
RF: aaaaa im awak im awak im awak sk!!!!
PR: You spelled awake wrong RF san
RF: shit reely?
SK: Do not tell me all my teaching was for nothing.
RF: uhmm
VD: ok enough of all THAT.
VD: CC why the hell are you on your roof?
CC: Remember LL is my... server player...?
CC: Yeah he's being a super big idiot and putting all the equipment all over the place!
AT: CC your apartment is really small :I
CC: I know that!
RF: hahahahahahaha!!
RF: oh god cc your on your roof???
IW: You only just got that now?
VD: fucking idiot...
grimBlizzard [GB] responded to memo at 11:34.
PR: GB SAMA! *o*
GB: must you be such a headache flame moron?
RF: you?!
RF: what the fuck are you doin here??
GB: maybe because I have things to say, coal for brains!?
RF: take it bac frost shitter!
GB: and what if I dont volcano rock licker?!
SK: I had to take a breather...
RF: h-hey sk!
GB: y-yeah how's it goin?
GB: me and my great friend rf h-here were just g-getting along really good!
RF: yea! best bros gotta stick together right...?
SK: ...
SK: I'm happy about that.
CC: Heheheh...
loverLeo [LL] responded to memo at 11:37.
LL: My dear Lu-Lu!
CC: Oh god...
LL: You weren't responding to any of my messages so I came here!
LL: Why must you ignore me like this? :'c
CC: Because you are a...
CC: A...
CC: A big dummy! And you really don't even know what you're doing!
LL: Oh sweet princess.
LL: I'm so sorry!
LL: I will try my hardest best to get all of this done right.
LL: After all I am your knight in shining armor. ;)
LL ceased responding to memo.
CC: ...
CC: Ugggggh!
CC: Anyway you guys I need to see what the hell he's doing.
CC: I'll come back later!
CC ceased responding to memo.
PR: pffffffft...
RF: who else thouht that shit was funny
AT: LOL >D<
devilsApology [DA] responded to memo at 11:41.
DA: Well that was interesting c;
VD: fuck yes.
IW: Oh no.
VD: hell fucking YES. :D
AT: shipper at 12 o'clock...
VD: oh shut it.
IW: Hey what are you doing??
IW: Careful with that!

28/09/14
"July: Become fed up and make your first ever memo."


EE AT 11:02 opened memo on board GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER.

EE: Ok. That is it.
EE: That is the LAST straw.
EE: We are going to officially execute the playing of this game NOW.
angelicTempo [AT] responded to memo at 11:04.
AT: hey whats the matter :o
EE: The matter?
EE: What is the MATTER??
EE: The matter is that your WIFE is not primed for these gaming conditions AT!
AT: aww come on
AT: give her some time
EE: Time??
EE: She has nothing BUT time!
EE: I can only assume right now that she is probably running around the premises like some hyperactive chihuahua!!
imminentWhiffs [IW] responded to memo at 11:09.
IW: EE.
IW: Calm down.
IW: I just had to settle a raving gladiator a few minutes ago.
IW: I am not about to do so again here.
EE: O-ok...
EE: H-how did it go...?
IW: Oh I dunno.
IW: Fine.
IW: Until they knocked each other out for a couple seconds.
AT: wow :I
EE: Ok then...
IW: Then for some reason.
IW: I check my watch.
IW: And it did not say 11:12 since of course time had to have passed.
IW: But instead it read 10:55.
IW: And around that time when it was originally that time.
IW: The sky was getting dark.
IW: That same process repeated itself.
IW: And meteors are steadily falling as of now.
AT: holy shit!!
AT: EE you said this wasnt the real game of sburb!
IW: It is unfortunately AT.
IW: By the way.
IW: What happened to you when I told you to return to your room??.
IW: You never responded to my message.
AT: yeah, all 9 of em i know but you gotta learn when to have some faith in me IW
IW: Uhuh.
IW: Yeah.
IW: Like that one time right?
IW: That one time when you died? (ï¼â¸á)
AT: that was a misunderstanding!
AT: how was i supposed to know that the scyphenzao would accidentally blow me and AP up!
AT: besides i'm still here now :D
EE: Good god...
verglasDenouement [VD] responded to memo at 11:16.
VD: you guys are fucking idiots you know that?
EE: Oh, thank you for your constructive criticism VD.
AT: shit where the hell have you been?
VD: i had gotten knocked out by that Stern.
VD: cheap shot mother fucker.
perturbRacer [PR] responded to memo at 11:17.
PR: oh please strong
PR: you were already going to hit me so that was just on reflex
VD: oh just on reflex huh?
VD: yeah.
VD: reflex my ASS.
PR: you wanna go?!
VD: sure as fuck i wanna go!!.
IW: ENOUGH. â( ಠ_ಠ)â
IW: God damn it you two are ridiculous!
IW: Meteors are falling and all you two can do is bicker over bullshit.
VD: ......
PR: ...
scarletKnight [SK] responded to memo at 11:20.
SK: I couldn't agree more.
EE: Scarlet?
SK: Yes I came to report some unfortunate news.
SK: But after reading through some of this silliness I can assume that you all already know.
IW: Meteors?
SK: Meteors.
AT: fuckin meteors man!
SK: And EE.
SK: I believe you have an explanation to give for all of these happenings?
SK: While I hack away at trees for dear life.
EE: Right.
celestialCosmos [CC] responded to memo at 11:22.
CC: AHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
PR: what
CC: IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AT: huh
CC: WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEEEEE!! ;O;
SK: CC what is going on??
CC: All around my apartment!
CC: It's on fire from the meteors!
CC: Just when I payed my rent... ;n;
VD: are you fucking serious??????
VD: your apartment building is slowly being burned to the ground and youre worrying about your fucking rent??
CC: .....
CC: Yes?
SK: Dear Lord....
AT: pull yourself together girl :/
plummetingRivers [PR] responded to memo at 11:27.
PR: Ju Lo can confirm this piece of information
PR: Ju Lo is passing by CC sans house right at this very moment
IW: How are the conditions?
PR: In Ju Los opinion
PR: Nothing to get very worked up over
PR: It is only the front of the building on the cobbled street that is on fire
VD: ...... are you fucking kidding me?
PR: No Ju Lo is not kidding in any way or form

28/09/14
"Juley: Captchalogue Ipad."

Might as well take it back to her.

28/09/14
"Juley: Examine Ipad."

Looks like SHE forgot this thing again.

28/09/14
"Juley: Check something."

You got bored of sitting around in there.

28/09/14
"==>"



AT: coming through
EE: Huh?

28/09/14
"July: Examine."

Not much to see.

You have most of your applications in a folder rather than out in the open. It's a lot better that way, especially if some moron decided to come here and accidentally run a program or tamper with something else. This has unfortunately occurred on several occasions.

28/09/14
"July: Boot it up."

This thing was already on.

28/09/14
"July: Sit down at supercomputer."

You better start checking to see if anyone else is on. It's nearing the time for you all to play...

28/09/14
"July/Juley: Return to room."

You both do that.

28/09/14
"-==>"



EE: see here
EE: one of my fun times right here
EE: dont come trying to kill one of my fun times
EE: see me now
EE: im mademoiselle fun times
EE: need the fun times
EE: you are mademoiselle no fun
EE: though thats who you are
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EE: .........
EE: Was that really necessary?
EE: yep
EE: Splendid.

28/09/14
"Juley: Be interrupted."



EE: What are you even doing back here?
EE: sending a moron some facts
EE: Really now.
EE: Let me see...
EE: .....
EE: That is quite the ridiculous subject being discussed there.

EE: hey
EE: no

EE: Wha-
EE: NO

28/09/14
"Juley: Pester AT."



-- electricExplosions [EE] began pestering angelicTempo [AT] at 11:38 --


EE: aight kiddo
EE: now dont think just because we gonna play a game today that im gonna let you off on that bullshit theory you threw at me yesterday
EE: like
EE: seriously
EE: youre amongst the smart ones right
EE: then why the hell come up with such a retarded theory ehh?
EE: was it to mock me or some shit
EE: i mean come on andrew
EE: haruno cant possibly crack the earth into a million pieces
EE: no way no how
EE: she is strong
EE: like hella strong
EE: so fuckin strong that if you look at her too long your eyes might bleed
EE: because you gotta bask under her fuckin stare
EE: its like a bunch of woolly mammoths just decided to trample you outta no where
EE: like a behemoth popped outta back then into now just to pound you into the ground for no fuckin reason
EE: lol
EE: remember when you made that fucking word with those two
EE: what was it
EE: ahh yeah behemammoth!
EE: oh god vinice laughed for days on fuckin END
EE: anyway ive made myself clear
EE: along with the fact that her physical state rn is not enough for that kind of power
EE: yeah

28/09/14
"-==>"

Well that was peculiar. You wonder what might have happened.

28/09/14
"-==>"



-- angelicPace [AP] has disconnected --

EE: Lita?

28/09/14
"July: Notice someone and pester them."



-- electricExplosion [EE] began pestering angelicPace [AP] at 11:37 --


EE: Hello Lita.
AP: Oh hello July
EE: I need to make a confirmation.
AP: Alright
AP: What is it
EE: Which one out of you two is staying in your room.
AP: Oh
AP: Well that's easy to answer since we settled that
AP: He gets the room
AP: I get the greenhouse
EE: Alright it is nice to know you have that done with.
AP: Was it necessary to know
EE: Yes.
EE: Two players cannot just share a room while entering.
EE: It may cause problems and will make building up to the gates rather burdensome.
AP: Ahh
AP: I see what you mean now


28/09/14
"Juley: Take one."

You take one of these bad-boys. Might come in handy later on. Lol who knows?

It is captchalogued into your CIPHER modus, one out of the few that July made. This is a modus made so that you and her can both use. You already have ONE (1) STACK OF BOOKS, ONE (1) COPY OF EDWARDS GUIDE TO COMPUTER PROGRAMMING FOR MORONS and ONE (1) CAN OF TANGO in here.

When an object is captchalogued, the modus encrypts the captcha card and gives you a password that you must figure out in order to retrieve the object. The password is always related to the object captchalogued, and the difficulty varies quite often. You did that on purpose when helping out in the making of this thing.

28/09/14
"Juley: Examine tiny generators."

You were really the one who made all of these shits. You are pretty good when it comes to ENGINEERING so you helped out with this project.

28/09/14
"July: Examine damaged laptop on the table over there."

Ahh yes this atrocity. Andrew was using it a month ago when some idiot sent a burning staff right through it. It has been sitting here waiting to be repaired ever since. But because you had work with the gamma to get to you did not have the time with the laptop. And Andrew already has an extra laptop on him so there's that.

28/09/14
"July/Juley: Enter storeroom."

You enter the STOREROOM of the house, well one of them in this case. This is where you do some of your work, and also where broken stuff goes.

28/09/14
"July/Juley: Exit room."

28/09/14
"-==>"



EE: so what is it that you wanted to check
EE: Pesterchum...
EE: lol how did that go?
EE: Terribly.
EE: Not a single person but Helena is online right now.
EE: damn
EE: anyway can i go get my shit
EE: Fine.


28/09/14
"July: Pester Helena."



-- electricExplosion [EE] began pestering fireJaguar [FJ] at 11:28 --


EE: Hello Helena.
EE: Please do not tell me that you are wasting valuable minutes.
EE: There is no time for such lollygagging today and you know it.
EE: ...
EE: Helena?
EE: Good God.
FJ: bluhhhhhh
FJ: you can never wait can you D:
EE: Helena, oh my goodness.
EE: How on earth do you expect anyone to be waiting on *anyone* today?
EE: We are about to play the gamma.
FJ: uggggggh I know but
FJ: can't we just have a little time to fool around?
EE: Helena no, fooling around is absolutely unheard of.
EE: You are the one who requested us to play this version of Sburb so you have to be ready like the rest of us.
FJ: ready?
FJ: ha!
FJ: ready my ass :P
FJ: no one else but you is online!
EE: I am aware of that, thank you for reminding me.
FJ: shoooooosh
FJ: anyway do you have any idea on where they are?
FJ: the mansion's too quiet
EE: Not sure.
EE: I had come here to check up on the others and unfortunately no one else but you was available.
EE: I am certain all of them are indulging themselves in activities which lie in the field of either insolence or idiocy.
FJ: p sure they're getting things together
FJ: ya know
FJ: hiding shit?
EE: Hmm. The possibilities are endless.
FJ: indeed! :9
EE: Ok enough talk of that. Let us move on.

FJ: huh?
EE: What is it?
FJ: I just heard something
FJ: like a loud screech
EE: From where?
FJ: probably outside
FJ: I'll take a look

FJ: RAAAA