AlterniaFM


09/11/12
"==->"

AA: sh00t tr00ns man y00u're alive!!
CG: yes
CG: yes ah am
CG: wait
CG: why WOULDNT ah be???

AA: 00ur planet is in the middle 00f an ap00calypse, n00b00dy else is alive right n00w
CG: ah know
CG: its COOL
CG: JB]
CG: wait das bad right
CG: heheHEHAHAHA

AA: yeah man it kinda sucks
CG: well DUH
CG: where do yas TINK ah AM???
CG: JBP

AA: well i th00ught y00u were dead s00 what d00 i kn00w?
CG: notin ah GUESS
AA: but yeah i guess y00u pr00bably w00uld have n00ticed that
AA: all the mete00rs and stuff

CG: yep
CG: delicious meteors

AA: man tell me y00u haven't been eating them.
AA: y00u've been sitting 00n y00ur r00f
AA: trying t00 catch and eat mete00rs.

CG: pretty much
CG: JB]

AA: ha ha
AA: this is t00tally y00ur f00ul isn't it
AA: y00u and jashy and y00ur stupid c00mputer game?

CG: nah
CG: itd be SOOO COOL if it was
CG: but it AINT
CG: but yah it is da game ah tink???

AA: c00me 00n man this reeks 00f y00u and jashy
AA: this is like what y00u tw00 d00

CG: hey dont blame ME
CG: ah didnt DO notin
CG: JBT

AA: she's like hey man let's d00 s00mething incredibly danger00us
AA: and y00u're like 00kay but what if we were 00n fire als00

CG: well fire IS kinda AWESOME
AA: and then y00u're b00th 00n fire like wh00se idea was it t00 let y00u tw00 interact, stuff burns d00wn when y00u interact
CG: ah dont have a good response ta dat
CG: except ah regret NOTIN

AA: yeah i h00nestly can't be mad at y00u f00r that she is all kinds 00f a sm00th talker
CG: got DAT right
AA: plus c00me t00 think 00f it i was the 00ne wh00 intr00duced y00u t00 her
AA: s00 yeah, ball's in my c00urt there i guess.
AA: c00ngrats 00n burning d00wn the planet th00ugh that's pr00bably a new rec00rd f00r y00u guys

CG: tanks
CG: JB]
CG: gotta admit its some of mah BEST work
CG: ah mean it WOULD be if ah had anyfin ta DO wid it

AA: ha ha yeah in all seri00usness h00w weird w00uld that be
AA: y00ur destructive tendancies actually destr00ying a planet f00r 00nce i mean it was 00nly a matter 00f time right?

CG: yeah seriously
CG: its surprisin dis didnt happen BEFORE
CG: so ah guess wes MAKIN UP fer all dat NOW

AA: hey tr00ns y00u ever think ab00ut directing all that energy int00 s00mething pr00ductive?
CG: nope
CG: JB]

AA: instead 00f rand00mly setting things 00n fire, i kn00w y00u've g00t that extreme sp00rts thing but man y00u climb 00n r00cks what is that
AA: what even is that, what are y00u acc00mplishing?

CG: rocks are cool ok
CG: dey SPEAKS ta me
CG: da rocks are just really REALLY cool an TASTY an
CG: ah dont tink yas GET it

AA: n00 i get it
CG: do yas???
AA: y00u talk t00 r00cks, that's y00ur thing, i'm n00t judging.
AA: but like
AA: why d00n't y00u try s00me real sp00rts 00nce in a while?
AA: y00u kn00w we've always g00t sp00ts 00n my deathball team man i've 00nly invited y00u t00 play like a milli00n times

CG: but
CG: its UNDER WATER
CG: bass nasty

AA: yeah man we play underwater, it is an underwater sp00rt
AA: if we played it ab00ve water we'd just l00k stupid
AA: y00u've g00t gills man

CG: so?
CG: water is STILL GROSS

AA: actually d00 y00u even have gills?
AA: i mean did they atr00phy 00ver the sweeps because y00u NEVER use them anym00re

CG: NOOO
CG: dey just
CG: dont work dat good anymore
CG: GET OFF MAH BACK ABOUT IT

AA: yeah i guess y00u always were kind 00f a sinker
AA: but c00me 00n man y00u'd like deathball
AA: it's extreme

CG: nah
CG: nofin is EXTREME about WATER

AA: i ripped a guy's leg 00ff 00ne time.
CG: ...
CG: ok das kinda cool

AA: heck yeah it's c00l
AA: y00u're riding y00ur lusus underwater fielding a r00cket-pr00pelled ball with spikes 00n it and trying to sc00re as many p00ints as y00u can bef00re the 00ther team incapacitates y00u
AA: i mean it is literally a game in which the 00nly 00bjective is t00 hurt pe00ple
AA: y00u w00uld l00ve that

CG: das kinda interestin but its still UNDER WATER
CG: an das just wrong
CG: an hurtin trolls is all fine or whatevah but yas gotta be AROUND oder trolls
CG: wid climbin its just YAS an da MOUNTAIN

AA: yeah well g00 ahead and hide th00se gills under y00ur hair like that h00nestly keeps up the kafabe that y00u're n00t a seadweller but y00u are missing 00ut man
CG: SHUT UP ABOUT MAH GILLS
AA: dude they're puny
CG: YOU SHUT YOUR PINK MOUTH
CG: JB[

AA: wh00a red card red card
AA: it's purple.

CG: nah yas PINK
AA: it's like heli00tr00pe h00w can y00u even mistake that f00r pink
CG: PINKIE
CG: JBP

AA: man it is s00 purple and i'm n00t having this argument right n00w
CG: den stop talkin bout mah GILLS
AA: alright man, time00ut.
AA: speaking 00f purple
AA: 00r uh
AA: actually having n00thing t00 d00 with purple in any way y00u'd actually get with00ut c00ntext

CG: ah have no idea wat yas just said
AA: d00 y00u kn00w i'm in jail right n00w?
CG: no WAY
CG: wat yas DO???

AA: well i killed a bunch 00f little m00nsters
AA: but i think i might have been juiced up 00n s00p00r at the time s00 it's kind 00f p00ssible that i've just been running ar00und killing rand00m pe00ple.
AA: f00d f00r th00ught.

CG: aight
CG: den wat???

AA: well eventually they just kinda d00uble-teamed me and dragged me 00ff and n00w i'm in jail
CG: wow
CG: das kinda lame
CG: ah didnt know da condie HAD a jail
CG: ah trout da DRONES just KILLED yas

AA: i d00n't think it's hers?
AA: it's n00t even a real jail man it's like a caricature 00f a jail
AA: like wh00ever built this place 00nly ever saw real l00w budget m00vies with jails in them

CG: dat sounds reely lame
CG: why aint yas OUT yet???

AA: 00k this is g00nna s00und stupid
AA: but this is a REALLY well-c00nstructed caricature 00f a jail

CG: but yas JUST said it was LAME
CG: JBT

AA: it l00ks lame
AA: it is in practice just riddicul00usly hard t00 break 00ut 00f
AA: that d00esn't make it any less 00f a stupid-l00king jail
AA: i mean the wh00le place is purple what's even up with that?
AA: the walls are purple
AA: the fl00r is purple

CG: how is dat SURPRISIN???
CG: condie is purple TOO

AA: there's a spider in the c00rner and the spider is purple
CG: ok das weird
AA: it caught a fly guess what c00l00r the fly was
CG: pink???
CG: JB]

AA: s00 are y00ur hilari00usly undersized gills c00mpensating f00r s00mething 00r what
CG: STOP TALKIN BOUT MAH GILLS!!!
AA: y00u st00p making pink j00kes i'll st00p making gill j00kes, fair's fair man
CG: ok FIIINE
CG: spoilSPORT

AA: ha ha 00h my g00d tr00ns y00u did a sp00rts pun! â±:)
AA: 00kay i g00tta ask, is this s00me part 00f y00ur game?

CG: is WAT da WHO now???
AA: this wh00le purple pris00n thing
CG: not any part dat AH know of
AA: they t00k me thr00ugh this... i guess it was a city?
AA: this huge city, the wh00le thing was purple, all the buildings and everything
AA: i swear it l00ked like s00mething 00ut 00f a vide00 game, this is y00u guys's game i'm in right?

CG: well ahs seen a CITY an all but it sure wasnt PURPLE
CG: it was like da ANTI PURPLE
CG: it was all GOLD
CG: at least ah TINK ah have
CG: but it was HAZY an in a DREAM
CG: so ah dunno
CG: it might have been da DAY TERROR ting

AA: did it have, like, this huge palace with six t00wers?
AA: y00ur g00ld city?

CG: YEAH
CG: how did ya KNOW???

AA: because i saw a purple 00ne
CG: woah
CG: das so WEIRD
CG: JBO

AA: maybe it's an00ther level in y00ur game?
CG: ah gots NO IDEA
AA: lazy level designers swapping 00ut the c00l00r palettes 00r s00mething.
CG: heheHEHAHAHA
CG: das right
CG: lazy sons of fishes

AA: did y00ur palace have big gl00wy 00rb things 00n t00p? and 00ne 00f the 00rbs was br00ken?
CG: ah dont know
CG: ah didnt get a good look
CG: it kinda BLURRED OUT or somefin
CG: like ah was fallin asleep while dreamin
CG: WEIRD WEIRD WEIRD
CG: DIS WHOLE GAME IS WEIRD

AA: man this is deep stuff, guys like us cann00t even begin t00 c00mprehend it.
AA: well uh
AA: i guess the gameplan is i'll just keep trying t00 break 00ut 00f jail?

CG: you get right on dat
AA: maybe i can find 00ut s00me m00re ab00ut these cities, i dunn00.
CG: cool ok whatever
AA: hey man it was c00l t00uching bases with y00u, thanks f00r n00t being dead
AA: we g00tta talk m00re

CG: ditto
CG: JB]
CG: an SURE
CG: ah might be a little BUSY soon
CG: but later dat sounds FUN

AA: 00h yeah, the ap00calypse â±:(
CG: yep
AA: well if y00u're n00t a smear in a crater later we sh00uld talk m00re
AA: but if y00u are a smear in a crater
AA: can i just ask y00u this 00ne thing bef00re y00u die?

CG: sure
AA: what the heck is JB]
CG: its ME
CG: cant yas TELL

AA: 00h
AA: 00H!
AA: it's like y00ur h00rns and

CG: JB]
AA: w00w that's c00l because every time y00u typed that f00r pretty much 00ur entire lives i have had n00 clue what y00u were saying.
CG: really???
CG: sorry to tell ya dis brood bro
CG: but yas STUPID
CG: JBD

AA: ha ha ha w00w, called 00ut by the guy wh00 talks t00 r00cks, this is a new l00w f00r me
CG: rocks are better at TINKIN den yas
AA: yeah i'll take that like a man
CG: naw take it like a
CG: PINKIE

AA: Y00U HAVE TINY GILLS
CG: YOURE PINK
CG: PIIINK
CG: PINKPINKPINK

AA: THEY REFLECT P00RLY 00N Y00UR MANH00D
CG: PINK REFLECTS PINKLY ON YAS PINKHOOD
AA: ha ha 00h man tr00n00 seri00usly d00 n00t die.
CG: yas too

-- agonistAthlete [AA] ceased trolling cantankerousGeode [CG] --

09/11/12
"==->"

-- cantankerousGeode [CG] began trolling agonistAthlete [AA] --

CG: wat???
AA: WHAT

09/11/12
"Apysur: Troll cantankerousGeode."

-- agonistAthlete [AA] began trolling cantankerousGeode [CG] --

AA: tr00n00
AA: man
AA: just
AA: y00u kn00w what nevermind, wh00 am i even kidding
AA: y00u're dead.
AA: every00ne's dead.


-- agonistAthlete [AA] ceased trolling cantankerousGeode [CG] --

09/11/12
"Apysur: What about that last guy?"

This guy? He's probably dead. But you'd be a terrible friend not to check.

01/11/12
"->"

You... you don't really want to talk about it.

01/11/12
"=>"

-- agonistAthlete [AA] began trolling gracefulGymnast [GG] --

AA: please d00n't be dead.

gracefulGymnast [GG]'s computer was crushed by a meteor!

AA: â±:(

01/11/12
"==>"

-- agonistAthlete [AA] began trolling ladyLuminescent [LL] --

AA: alright girl tell me y00u saw this wh00le mete00r thing c00ming
AA: y00u 00f all pe00ple saw this c00ming right?


ladyLuminescent [LL]'s computer was crushed by a meteor!

AA: if this is a j00ke it's really stupid

-- agonistAthlete [AA] ceased trolling ladyLuminescent [LL] --



-- agonistAthlete [AA] began trolling jawJock [JJ] --

AA: hey jerk answer me
AA: say anything i d00n't care
AA: laugh at me and call me girlbl00d even


jawJock [JJ]'s computer was crushed by a meteor!

AA: FINE SCREW Y00U

-- agonistAthlete [AA] ceased trolling jawJock [JJ] --

01/11/12
"==->"

01/11/12
"And pages and pages and pages..."

-- agonistAthlete [AA] began trolling consoleCephalopod [CC] --

AA: hey man!

consoleCephalopod [CC]'s computer was crushed by a meteor!

AA: wait n00, what?

21/10/12
"==->"

You log on to Trollian and check your chumproll. It looks like your deathball teammates are online! We all look forward to meeting four new characters and following their thrilling escapades for pages and pages to come.

21/10/12
"Apysur: Use your iPad to call for help!"

Well technically it's the troll version of that. It's probably got some trolly name like iPhas or iThorad or something.

21/10/12
"==->"

Land sakes alive, we are batting a thousand now!

21/10/12
"==->"

PROMINENCE FEY may be your favorite, but you're going to need a lot more cuddlefish for this cuddle puddle.

21/10/12
"==->"

21/10/12
"Apysur: Make a comfy pile out of cuddlefish."

16/10/12
"THIS IS C00MPLETELY P00INTLESS"

No but seriously, they'd probably kill you if they found you with this.

16/10/12
"==->"

16/10/12
"==->"

16/10/12
"Apysur: Do something mature and responsible."

16/10/12
"==->"

Clearly this is a very important document, and you should exercise the utmost maturity and responsibility when dealing with it.

You think you know just what to do.

16/10/12
"==->"

Some angry looking carapace slipped this into your hands as you were being locked up. Told you to look it over. Take a night in the hoosegow to cool your head, decide whose side you were on, see? Not that he was suggesting anything. Just something to think about.

16/10/12
"==->"

It looks like a detailed plan to overthrow the BLACK QUEEN, helpfully illustrated with plenty of UNFLATTERING DRAWINGS.

16/10/12
"Apysur: Retrieve Operation Regisurp."

Oh, right, this thing.

26/09/12
"==->"

Your strife specibus wasn't so lucky, though. It's in a pile over there.

You can't reach that either.

26/09/12
"==->"

'Sup, desktop wallpaper of Troll Yao Ming? Still being the greatest Obliterathlete ever? Of course you are.

You're glad they didn't confiscate your stuff. Not that they could. You're the only one who can figure out how this ridiculously complicated sylladex works.

26/09/12
"==->"

26/09/12
"Apysur: Check inventory."

19/09/12
"==->"

Not that a key would have done you any good. Your cell is clearly locked by a CARD READER.

19/09/12
"Apysur: Get key."

You cannot reach the KEY!

19/09/12
"Apysur: Get pumpkin."

THERE IS NOTHING AT ALL IN YOUR CELL, USEFUL OR OTHERWISE.

13/09/12
"Apysur: Start Jailbreak Adventure."

You wake up locked in a deserted jail cell, completely alone. There is nothing at all in your cell, useful or otherwise.

13/09/12
"==->"

This guy!

Wow, he's still around, huh? It's been, what, about two hundred pages? You wonder what kind of exciting and action-packed adventure he's in the middle of.

13/09/12
"==->"

You are now...

13/09/12
"Be someone who isn't falling to their death."

13/09/12
"Najash: Drop."

You might want to stop being Najash right now. She's going to be falling for a while.

07/09/12
"[S] Najash: Wake."

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24/06/12
"==->"

> Good night, princess!!

24/06/12
"It's probably better if you experience it before I tell you! Hee hee hee!"

24/06/12
"==->"

24/06/12
"Najash: Write."

CR: Doesss thisss work?
> Perfect! Thank you very much!
> We have a lot of explaining to do, so if you'd kindly look at your walls, please?
CR: Yeah, sssure.
CR: Are you going to tell me to burn everything? Becaussse I can totally do that.

> Um, I don't really know. Is that what I'm supposed to tell you?
CR: Well if Trollywood isss to be believed, then yess, you ssshould totally be telling me to do that!
> Can you see the writing you put on the walls?
CR: I put that there?
> Yes, you did! You put it there unconsciously, but now that you can see it, you're awake!
CR: Everybody keepsss sssaying that, what doesss that even mean, "awake?"
CR: Oh sssnap, am I in a coma sssomewhere and my whole life hasss been an elaborate dream?

> Did the sprite not tell you?
CR: Ssshe made a vague attempt!
> Oh. Should I explain for you in detail, then? Would that help?
CR: I dunno, do I want to wake up from my coma?
> You're not in a coma, silly!
CR: Ok but hypothetically if I wasss, would my real life be lesss boring than my dream life, or more?
> No need to worry about it now. The point is, you should go to sleep soon so you can be awake!
CR: You know what, I'm not going to even quessstion the logic of that.

24/06/12
"This was for the best, you know?"

CR: Oh good, now I get voicesss in my head too.
> Oh, uh, I can't hear you, I'm sorry. Do you have a pencil and paper somewhere?

24/06/12
"Hey!"

17/06/12
"Najash: Sulk."

Ouch.

You really hope you're not gonna have to kill her again just to get to the alchemiter.

17/06/12
"==->"

17/06/12
"SSSLAP"

17/06/12
"Najash: Look down."

CR: Um.

17/06/12
"==->"

SNAKEMOMSPRITE: IT'SSSSAPYSSSUR'SSSFAULT YOULIVEPERIOD SSSHOWALITTLEGRATITUDE YOU VIRIDIAN SSSSWINE
CR: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, GRATITUDE??
CR: You expect GRATITUDE for what you did??

SNAKEMOMSPRITE: BOOHOOHOO MYLUSSSUSSSISSSDEAD
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: THAT'SSS WHATYOUSSSSOUNDLIKE

CR: Heâsss dead becaussse you ATE HIM!!
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: UGHSSSSSHUTUP ICAN'TSSSSSTANDYOUR SSSSHRILL HOOFBEASSSSTFACEDWHINING ANYMORE
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: WHATPARTOF DON'T TALK BACK DIDN'TYOUR FATLITTLEEARSSSSSHEAR

17/06/12
"==->"

CR: Hey
CR: Hey no, that isss not cool.

SNAKEMOMSPRITE: YOU'RENOTCOOL
CR: That isss not cool, do not talk about that.
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: ASSSSLONGASSSYOUAREIN MYHIVE IWILLTALKABOUT WHATEVERIDAMNWELLPLEASSSE
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: SSSSNAKEDADSSSSNAKEDADSSSSNAKEDAD

CR: You ssshut your ssstupid face about Sssnakedad.
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: YOUSSSHUTYOURSSSTUPIDFACE ABOUTNOTGOINGTOFIND MYBELOVEDONE
CR: You're hisss lusssusss! Go find him, it'sss your job!!
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: GETYOUR LAZY ASSSS INGEARIT'SSSS YOURFAULTICAN'TGOFINDHIM
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: IT'SSSSYOURFAULT
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: IT'SSSSALLYOURFAULT ANDIHATEYOU

CR: IT'SSS YOUR FAULT I LIVE IN YOUR SSSTUPID HIVE

17/06/12
"==->"

SNAKEMOMSPRITE: WHEREISSSS HEWHATDIDYOUDO
CR: Oh yeah, I bet Apysssur killed them all already.
CR: Geeze, whossse idea wasss it to bring him anyway?

SNAKEMOMSPRITE: WHERE ISSSSS HE WHEREISSSMYGRUBLING
CR: What am I, hisss keeper? I dunno where he isss.
CR: He wasss gone by the time I ssstopped being unconsssciousss.

SNAKEMOMSPRITE: WHOSSSSEIDEAWASSSIT TOLETYOULIVEINOURHOME
CR: My home!
CR: Thisss half of the hive isss my home.

SNAKEMOMSPRITE: THEHALF MYBELOVEDONE LETYOUHAVE
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: YOUAREANIMPOSSSSITION
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: YOUALWAYSHAVEBEEN
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: YOUARELUCKYTHAT HEWOULDN'T LETMEEATYOU

CR: You're the lucky one, I tassste terrible.
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: GOFINDMYBELOVEDONE WEHAVENOTIMEFORJOKESSSS
CR: I don't even know where he isss!
CR: He probably ran off after the impsss or fell off a cliff or sssomething.
CR: Why don't YOU go find him?

SNAKEMOMSPRITE: THANKSSSTOTHISSS Prototyping ICAN'TLEAVETHEHIVE WITHOUTYOUR RANKASSSSSSGOINGFIRSSSST
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: YOUMUSSSST Reach A Level At Which You Can Ssssummon Me

CR: Well I'm not going after him, he killed all my impsss, the jerkface.
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: YOUWILLGOAFTERHIM THISSSSINSSSTANT
CR: The only place I'm going isss to that ssstupid alchemiter to make a hoverbelt. You're not the bossssss of me.
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: IAMSSSSOTHEBOSSSSOFYOU
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: FINE
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: GOANDCRYTOSSSNAKEDAD
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: OHWAIT
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: 0,,0

17/06/12
"==->"

CR: Ssso sssee? Everything turned out OK and you don't have to be mad or eat me or anything!
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: SSSSSOIGUESSSS IHAVETOTELLYOU SSSSSOMETHINGSSS
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: BUTIDON'TTHINK YOU'VEEARNEDITWITHTHISSSSSSS UNACCEPTABLE BEHAVIOR SSSSSOI'LLGLOSSSOVERIT

CR: Yeah, I probably wouldn't have paid that much attention anyway.
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: SSSSHUTUP
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: DON'TSSSSSPEAK YOURVOICEISHORRID
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: SSSSTOP
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: SSSSPEAKING
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: DIDN'TITELLYOUTO SSSSTOPBREATHING
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: SSSSWINE

CR: Love you too, mom.
CR: (9_9)

SNAKEMOMSPRITE: 0,,0
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: WELLANYWAYSSSS Sssskaia ISSSATHINGBLAHBLAHBLAH
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: Buildingssss and Sssshit YOUSSSSUCKFOREVER
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: THAT'SSSS WHATTHEGAME TOLDMETOTELLYOU
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: YOUSSSUCKFOREVER

CR: Yesss I totally sssuck forever, I am the bessst at it.
CR: Do I get a cool title?

SNAKEMOMSPRITE: NO
CR: Tolero'sss dead lusssusss gave her a cool title.
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: YOUDON'T BECAUSEYOUSSSUCK
CR: Can I be the Queen of Ssssuck?
CR: Wait no, the Knight of Sssuck.

SNAKEMOMSPRITE: NO YOUJUSTSSSSSUCKENOUGH TOBETHESSSUCKOFSSSUCK
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: ACTUALLY YOUARETHE Guard of Gravity
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: WHOA WAIT SSSSHIT WHERE'DTHATCOMEFROM

CR: Right, ssso Guard of Sssuck.
CR: Clossse enough!

SNAKEMOMSPRITE: YESSSSGUARDOFSSSUCK
CR: BESSST TITLE.
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: YOUR FIRSSSSTMISSSSION ASSSTHEGUARDOFSSSUCK
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: ISSSSTO Wake The Fuck Up YOU OVERSSSSSSLEEPING TRASSSSH

CR: Yesss.
CR: I will do that.
CR: Here I am, awake and ssstanding upright, wow that missssssion wasss easssy.

SNAKEMOMSPRITE: THATâSSSNOTWHATIMEANT BUTWHATEVER IDONâTGIVEASSSHIT
CR: I am ssso good at thisss game.
CR: Hey ssso exposssitionmom?
CR: Where are my impsss?

SNAKEMOMSPRITE: WHAT
CR: Tolero got a ton of impsss to fight, I want sssome impsss.
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: THEYWEREHEREEARLIER THEBELOVEDONEWASSSS-
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: WHERESSSSMY BELOVED ONE

17/06/12
"Snakemom: Attack!"

SNAKEMOMSPRITE: ICAN'TREACH
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: WHATTRICKERYISSSSS THISSSSS

CR: Oh, yeah...
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: WHATDIDYOUDOTOME
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: WHAT DID YOU DOTOME YOUSSSSSICKFREAK

CR: Sssee, you kind of got prototyped with the Sssgrub ssserver sssoftware, and you're an exposssition sssprite now?
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: THATWOULD EXPLAINAFEW THINGSSSS
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: 0,,0

17/06/12
"==->"

CR: GAH
CR: Sssnakemom! You can talk now!

SNAKEMOMSPRITE: IHAVEARIGHTMIND TOKILLYOUHEREANDNOW ANDEATYOUR SSSSSSSTUPID GREEN CORPSSSSSE ASSSSSSANAPPETIZER
CR: Wow, yeah, thisss isss jussst ssso great that you can talk now.
CR: ssso
CR: greeeeat

SNAKEMOMSPRITE: YOUAREGROUNDED
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: FROMBREATHING
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: SSSSSTOPITNOW
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: SSSSTOPITUNTILYOUDIE YOUSSSSELFISHGRUB

CR: Ok! Ok, geeze what isss your PROBLEM?
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: DON'TYOUTALKBACKATME MISSSSSSSSY
CR: Isss thisss about me killing you?
CR: Becaussse I honessstly did not sssee that coming back to bite me.

SNAKEMOMSPRITE: SSSSSEETHISSSSCOMING BACKTOBITEYOU
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: WAIT
SNAKEMOMSPRITE: WHATISSSGOINGON

10/04/12
"==->"

SNAKEMOMSPRITE: WHAT THE SSSSSHIT WASSSSSTHAT YOUGRUBSSSSSUCKINGINGRATE

10/04/12
"==->"

10/04/12
"Najash: Climb down to your alchemiter."

10/04/12
"Be the crazy evil one."

You are now the Crazed Royal, in a far less crazy and royally screwed timeline. Although you are blissfully unaware of the horrible future that almost befell everyone because of you, you are extremely aware of the yawning void directly beneath you.

04/04/12
"View walkthrough."

04/04/12
"==->"

CBD: *ahem*
CBD: It-would-be-nice-to-have-some-guidance.

CCG: yah
CCG: it would
CCG: JB]

CBD: I'm-glad-you-agree.-{8 )
CBD: Well,-I'm-off-to-comb-through-this-and-see-what-I-can-make-of-it!-I-guess-that-means-I'll-be-offline-for-a-while...

CCG: ok den
CBB: cya
CCG: have fun!!!
CBD: I-will-speak-to-all-of-you-at-a-later-point-in-time!-Thank-you-for-all-the-help!
CCG: yas welcome
CBD: And...-thank-you,-Tronno.-I-will-try.-{8)
CCG: JB]
CCG: ah know yas will


-- FUTURE copperheadRhythm [FCR] SEVEN MINUTES FROM NOW responded to memo --

FCR: Tolero and Tronno sssitting in Nantucket~
CBD: NAJASH!!!!


--CURRENT blacksheepDaydreamer [CBD] banned FUTURE copperheadRhythm [FCR] from responding to memo --

CCG: ive never been dere
CCG: wats it like???

CBD: Just.
CBD: Ignore-her.
CBD: Please.

CCG: why???
CBB: tronno (:/
CBD: {>8####
CBD: Because-she's-being-an-ignoramous.

CCG: JBT
CBD: Uhm...
CBD: Well,-you-see...
CBD: Uh...


--CURRENT blacksheepDaydreamer [CBD] banned CURRENT cantankerousGeode [CCG] from responding to memo --

CBD: Sorry!-I'll-explain-later!
CBD: Goodbye-everyone!-Thanks-for-the-assistance!-I-hope-to-talk-to-you-all-soon!


--CURRENT blacksheepDaydreamer [CBD] RIGHT NOW closed memo--

04/04/12
"==->"

-- CURRENT activeBeauty [CAB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo --

CAB: okay so the...timer on this cylinder thing is...getting closer...to 0:00 and im hoping someone can...lend some assistance to...help me set up...this game
CBB: sry ill keep readin d walkthru
CAB: ...also
CAB: it seems a certain...someone...is confused about keeping track of time...
CAB: that someone...just really needs to relax...and let the more composed of us... handle it...

CBD: Iâm-sorry,-what-are-you-implying?
CAB: oh...im sure you can deal with it...
CAB: just about as well as a... multilegged-insect-consumer... handles a fishing cabin...

CBD: ...what?
CAB: see how confused... you are...
CAB: you should... take a break...
CAB: be sure to... set an alarm...
CAB: or else you might... miss something important...
CAB: now...if youll excuse me...
CAB: i dont have time... for this...
CAB: i have...a troll to save...


-- CURRENT blacksheepDaydreamer [CBD] banned CURRENT activeBeauty [CAB] from responding to memo --

CBD: Well.
CBD: As-much-as-that-relieved-my-current-headache.
CBD: (Which-is-not-at-all,-by-the-way.)
CBD: If-this-game-assistance-guide-really-is-from-a-future-me~-and-at-this-point,-due-to-the-user-name-and-typing-style-of-this-guide,-it-actually-seems-very-likely,-though-I-do-intend-to-further-inspect-it-to-make-sure-of-its-accuracy~-there-is-probably-a-reason-I-sent-it-back.
CBD: So-I'm-going-to-comb-through-it-and-see-if-there-is-anything-in-detail-that-I-can-find.

CCG: uh
CCG: ok

CBB: can i stil use it
FCR: No Vladisss ssshe isss going to completely remove it from the internet and never let you sssee it again yesss you can ssstill ussse it.
FCR: Honessstly it will be a relief to actually know what we're sssupposed to be doing.

CCG: yah
FCR: Inssstead of all the flailing around like moronsss that we usssually do.
CBD: You-have-no-room-to-talk,-Najash.
CBD: None.

FCR: I sssaid "we" didn't I?
FCR: We includesss me.

CBD: Oh!-I'm-sorry,-I-didn't-notice.
FCR: Mossstly you guysss, but sssome me.
CBD: But-yes,-I-guess-it~-Najash!-{>8(


--CURRENT blacksheepDaydreamer [CBD] banned FUTURE copperheadRhythm [FCR] from responding to memo --

04/04/12
"==->"

CMK: Is that really sutsh a far fetshed konsept?
CMK: Naj just posted in this memo from the future just moments ago.
CMK: So my professional theory is that thereâs time shenanigans afoot.

CCG: WOAH!!!
CCG: SOOO COOOL
CCG: !!!

CMK: I know I am.
CBD: So-somehow,-me-from-the-future-sent-a-long,-very-detailed-game-assistance-guide-to-the-past-to-help-us-win-the-game-now?
CBD: That...-sounds-absolutely-insane.

CBB: im not complainin
CCG: so cool
CBD: That-makes-no-sense-though!-That's-clearly-cheating,-so-why-would-I-do-that?!
CBB: y is it cheatng if uv alrdy dun it
CBD: But-I-HAVEN'T.
CMK: Oh kome on. This isnât hard.
CMK: First of all, thereâs nothing wrong with sheating.
CMK: But apparently, at some point in the future, you deside itâs worth it to sheat.
CMK: And send this walkthrough bak in time.
CMK: To avoid some sort of problem.
CMK: Bekause apparently youâre the âShild of Timeâ.
CMK: Seriously, did any of you aktually read this thing?

CCG: ah am so confused
CBD: My-head-is-beginning-to-hurt.-{8(


-- FUTURE copperheadRhythm [FCR] FIVE MINTUES FROM NOW responded to memo --

FCR: That'sss the ssstupidessst thing I've ever heard.
FCR: And you're ssstupid for sssaying it.
FCR: I totally don't buy thisss time travel thing on the general principal that it wasss Marnicksss'sss idea and no other reassson.

CBD: Najash.-Shoosh.
CMK: She says while kontakting us from the future.
FCR: Oh, five minutesss in the future. Thatâsss practically the passst.
FCR: In fact for me itâsss the presssent ssso you guysss are the onesss messssssing with the ssspacetime continuum. Geeze, ssstop that before you break sssomething.

CMK: Donât worry. Iâm an ekspert at this.
CMK: Frankly though, Iâm surprised you haven't broken anything yet.
CMK: You should really not be trusted anywhere near teknology.
CMK: How many of those essential game konstrukts did you ruin again?

FCR: Pretty much all of them!
CCG: hold on
CCG: ali wants ta SAY sometin

04/04/12
"==->"

CCG: hey
CCG: hey VLADSTER
CCG: it says sometin bout YAS on dere
CCG: JBO
CCG: cant make it out doh

CBB: but i ddnt no her
CCG: ah KNOW
CCG: its so WEIRD

CBD: Yes,-it-does-mention-you!-It-also-mentions-Marnix,-which-is-also-strange-because-I-just-met-him-today-as-well!
CCG: yah
CCG: ah hardly knew ANY of yas
CCG: just NAJ an VLADSTER an APYBRO

CBD: This-game-just-keeps-getting-more-and-more-queer-by-the-minute!-{>8T
CCG: wat happened ta apybro


-- FUTURE copperheadRhythm [FCR] TWO MINTUES FROM NOW responded to memo --

FCR: NO ONE CARESSS ABOUT APYSSSUR
FCR: Alssso, NOW who'sss incompetent with technology??????
FCR: *sssunglassssssesss*


--CURRENT blacksheepDaydreamer [CBD] banned FUTURE copperheadRhythm [FCR] from responding to memo --

CBD: I'm-sure-he's-fine,-Tronno.
CBD: But-yes.
CBD: It-seems-that-somehow,-I-was-able-to-write-and-post-this...-before-I-played?
CBD: I-am-so-utterly-confused-right-now.


-- CURRENT mediokreKarapase [CMK] RIGHT NOW responded to memo --

CMK: Hey, krazy thought here, but maybe the walkthrough is eksaktly what it says it is.
CMK: A message from you, from the future.

CBD: From-the-future?

04/04/12
"==->"

CBD: It's-not-funny.
CBB: wat
CBD: That's-MY-username,-sir.
CBD: This-isn't-a-very-funny-prank.

CCG: vladster is dat TRUE???
CCG: are yas playin a PRANK on da BLUEGIRL
CCG: ???

CBB: no
CBB: i fund dis be4 i evn met her

CCG: ok
CCG: ah believe yas VLADSTER
CCG: JB]

CBD: ...oh-my-god.
CBD: That's-my-typing-quirk.
CBD: How-can-my-guide-be-up-here-when-I-haven't-even-finished-writing-it-yet?!

CBB: wait do u mean
CBB: uve playd dis be4

CBD: No!
CBD: I'm-honestly-not-much-of-a-gamer~-this-is-the-first-video-game-I've-played-in-a-good-few-sweeps!
CBD: So-the-fact-that-this-is-up-here-is-fairly-astounding.-Give-me-a-moment-to-look-over-this,-please.

04/04/12
"Tolero: View walkthrough."

CBD: Wait.
CBD: Is-this-a-joke?

04/04/12
"Tolero: Possst your walkthrough"

--CURRENT blacksheepDaydreamer [CBD] RIGHT NOW opened a memo on board Team Paradox --

CBD: Oh.-Well.-Hello-everyone.
CBD: I-will-make-this-brief,-seeing-as-some-of-you-have-yet-to-enter-the-Medium.
CBD: I-am-requesting-assistance-in-the-area-of-website-searching.
CBD: I-have-started-writing-a-SGrub-game-assistance-guide,-and-I-am-having-difficulty-finding-an-appropriate-site-to-upload-it-on.
CBD: If-you-have-any-advice-or-help-for-me,-please-respond.


-- CURRENT copperheadRhythm [CCR] RIGHT NOW responded to memo --

CCR: Oh man Tolero you are ssso lucky I sssaw thisss.
CCR: I am SSSO GOOD AT TECHNOLOGY.

CBD: ...Najash.
CBD: Didn't-you-have-not-one,-but-TWO-of-the-more-important-pieces-of-game-equipment-explode-due-to-your-technology-ineptness?

CCR: Um
CCR: No.


-- CURRENT cantankerousgeode [CCG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo --

CCG: heheHEHAHAHA NAJ
CCG: yas looks SOOO silly right now
CCG: JBP

CCR: Hey ssscrew you man, why'd you have to go and tell everyone?
CCR: Thossse were private, persssonal explosssionsss.

CCG: NAAAJ yas is SOOO RUDE
CCG: an yas never TOLD me ah couldnt SAY dey EXPLODED!!!
CCG: JBT

CBD: Oh,-Tronno,-maybe-you-can-help-me!
CBD: Do-you-know-of-any-game-assistance-guide-hosting-sites?

CCG: wats dat
CCG: can ah eat it???

CBD: Ah.
CBD: And-Najash,-no-they-were-not.-If-they-were,-then-no-one-would-know-about-them.-Now-shoo.


--CURRENT blacksheepDaydreamer [CBD] banned CURRENT copperheadRhythm [CCR] from responding to memo --

CCG: oooh
CCG: naj just got in TROOOUBLE
CCG: JBO

CBD: Yes.
CBD: Yes-she-did.


-- CURRENT breviloquentBuilder [CBB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo --

CBB: y wuld u post a new 1 if ther r alrdy sum
CBD: Because-none-of-these-particular-aides-get-past-the-server-dropping-the-things-off-to-the-client-and-making-the-item-with-the-Totem.
CCG: da wat wid da who now
CBB: i found 1 dats prety gud ive been usin it 4 me n tronno
CBD: Oh,-really?
CBB: ya
CCG: ya REALLY
CBD: Would-you-mind,-perhaps,-providing-me-with-a-link-to-it-then?
CBD: Erm.
CBD: Please?
CBD: {8)

CBB: ok
CBD: Thank-you!-I-appriciate-it.-{ 8)
CBB: np
CBB: its ful of borin parts tho so u can skip most of it
CBB: thers a big txt at d beginin dat tlks bout sum1 dyin

CCG: dats WEIRD
CBD: Oh,-that-sounds-interesting,-actually.

01/03/12
"==->"

BD: Fine,-fine,-stop-trying-to-tempt-me-with-it.-We-both-know-it's-there-for-a-reason,-so-I-might-as-well-figure-out-what-it-is.
CR: And when you find out what it doesss, you can put it in your walkthrough!
CR: By the way, POSSST YOUR WALKTHROUGH.
CR: I know ssspellcheck doesssn't play nice with your typing quirk, but there'sss a point at which you gotta let go of your weird perfectionisssm and jussst put the ssstupid thing on the internet where it will actually help the ressst of usss.

BD: But-but-but,-what-if-I-misspelled-something?-Or-if-I-put-something-in-incorrectly?
BD: Noooo,-I-can't,-it's-not-ready.

CR: Tolero
CR: You're doing that thing.

BD: What-thing?
CR: That thing you do where you ssspend like five hoursss making cruxite dowelsss inssstead of essscaping the deathrock heading for your hive
CR: Becaussse you feel like you have to perfectly underssstand every little minute working of every little ssstep of every little thing you do before you can move on to the next thing
CR: Becaussse you are basssically incapable of ssspontinaity.

BD: But-but-but
CR: No buttsss.
BD: Najash,-nooooo.
CR: Thisss isss the part where I make you sssuck it up and get on with your life for your own good.
CR: Ssstop editing the walkthrough and possst it.

BD: Noooo,-Najash-you-are-terrible!-I-can't-stop-editing-it!-It-isn't-finished-yet!
CR: Well then I guessssss I will jussst have to become crazy and evil and murder all of our friendsss one by one until you give in to my totally reasssonable demandsss!
CR: (^_^)

BD: Najash.
BD: ...fine.-But-only-because-you-are-a-terrible-person-and-a-loving-moirail.
BD: Stupid.-{Xp

CR: Yesss, worksss every time. (~_^)
CR: Now possst your walkthrough and then poke the ssswirly thing. I need to go download "I Believe I Can Fly" or "Defying Gravity" or sssomething ssso I can have sssome rockin' tunesss for factoryland butt kicking.

BD: Oh!-Make-sure-to-send-me-the-link-to-that-song-once-you-have-it.-It-might-not-help-me-much,-but-it-really-is-such-a-romantic-song.
BD: Two-moirails-saying-their-goodbyes-before-a-long,-hard-separation!-It's-quite-beautiful,-really.
BD: Also,-do-you-want-the-code-for-my-hoverbelt?

CR: YESSS TIMESSS A MILLION

01/03/12
"==->"

BD: ...wow,-that-is-terrifyingly-high-up.
CR: OH TOLERO
CR: IT PROBABLY ISSSN'T THAT HIGH UP AT ALL
CR: SSSTOP EXAGGERATING AND GO CLIMB IT

BD: Najash,-shut-up.-I-know-you-can-see-this-thing~-you-built-it!
BD: It-really-is-ridiculously-huge.-It's-probably-taller-than-Marnix's-hive!

CR: The only thing taller than Marnix'sss hive isss Marnix'sss grossssss bloated ego and certainly not ssspecific partsss of Marnix'sss anatomy.
CR: Go climb the thing. I can alssso sssee all that cool ssstuff you made and that you totally have an awesssome hoverbelt.
CR: Ssso it'sss not like you can even fall to your death or anything, unlike SSSOME of usss.

BD: I-do-have-an-awesome-hoverbelt.-It-is-the-best-hoverbelt,-and-I-do-believe-that-you-are-quite-jealous.
CR: Oh sssnap!
CR: Yesss I am the mossst jealousss. You're trading codesss with me later!
CR: But right now I really really really want you to poke the ssswirly thing.
CR: It'sssssss ssssssshiny!!!

01/03/12
"==->"

BD: ...Najash,-I-said-no-such-thing.
CR: You implied it.
CR: You IMPLIED that I would go to Pinwheelville.

BD: I-said-you-would-come-to-the-Medium.-And-I-did-not!-I-have-no-idea-how-big-the-Medium-is!!
CR: At firssst I thought, oh hey, thisss could be pretty sssweet!
CR: Giant factory deathland, that'sss awesssome too, right?
CR: Well after like ten minutesss here I can sssafely sssay that no.
CR: No it isss not.

BD: Giant-factory...-what?
CR: My entire gameland isss thisss big rusty old factory!
CR: We are talking rickety corroded catwalksss over an endlessssss void of black abysss.
CR: very
CR: narrow
CR: catwalksss

BD: ...Najash,-I-didn't-know,-okay?
BD: Though-in-my-defense,-it-was-your-idea-to-play-this-game,-not-mine.

CR: No it wasssn't, you tricked me with reverssse psssychology!
CR: But WHO CARESSS whossse idea it wasss, I have never been above sssea level in my life and now everything isss deathpitsss and I want a do-over.
CR: My alchethingy isss waaaaay over on sssome other platform and I am NOT walking over there.

BD: Najash,-I'm-sure-you'll-be-fine!-You-aren't-going-to-die-right-away.
CR: Yeah, jussst when I trip and fall a million milesss to my DEATH. I can't even SSSEE the ground from here.
CR: Ssscrew Marnix, I am pretty sssure gravity isss my kisssmesssisss now.

BD: Najash,-you-cannot-tell-me-that-it's-that-high.-Stop-exaggerating.
CR: You're right, it'sss really jussst like a foot off the ground and I am freaking out for no dissscernable reassson JUSSST TO MESSSSSS WITH YOU.
CR: Geeze, I mussst sssuck.
CR: Anyway I hope you're having fun over in sssuper easssy wiggler game land.

BD: Najash,-trust-me,-any-moment-now-you'll-get-to-meet-your-Game-Mechanism-and-he'll-prevent-you-from-falling-to-your-untimely-death.
CR: Meh.
CR: Did you sssee I built your hive up to the ssswirly thing?
CR: In the interessst of ssscience I think you should go poke it.
CR: Look, I gave you ssstairsss and everything.

BD: Built-up-my-hive?
BD: Why?

CR: I jussst told you, ssso you could poke the ssswirly thing. Why isss that even a quessstion?
BD: Oh.
BD: Well,-I-guess-it-is-about-time-we-find-out-what-it's-there-for,-isn't-it?

CR: Alssso becaussse I think Apysssur ssstarted on it earlier and he probably had a good reassson.
BD: Oh!
CR: Although he alssso probably had a concussssssion ssso...
BD: I-didn't-even-notice-the-change.-{ 8O

01/03/12
"Tolero: Answer Najash."

-- copperheadRhythm [CR] began trolling blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --

CR: Okay, ssso now I think I hate your gutsss.
BD: Wait,-what?-Why?
CR: You talked me into playing thisss dumb game
CR: And told me I would go to Pinwheel World!
CR: AND GUESSSSSS WHERE I AM NOT??

01/03/12
"Tolero: Get trolled on your new sweet headgear."

01/02/12
"==->"

BD: Yessir.-{>8)

01/02/12
"==->"

> shiv south.
BD: Alright,-Shiv.
BD: I'm-sure-it-will-be-a...-pleasure...-working-with-you.

> go play your game.

01/02/12
"Enter name."

Your name is...

01/02/12
"==->"

BD: *sigh*
BD: You-promise-you-will-be-civil-if-I-listen-to-you-more?

> swear on my life, kid.
> and i ain't one to go back on my deals. just so happens i got high stakes riding on you.
> you don't cooperate and it's gonna cost me an arm and a leg, if you catch my drift.
BD: You-made-a-bet?-Wouldn't-helping-me-be-cheating-then?
> oh its most definitely cheating
> but when you bet against the don, cheating's just leveling the playing field. we got a deal?
BD: ...
BD: Here's-to-you-not-losing-an-arm-and-a-leg,-then.-We-have-a-deal.

> smart girl.
> i'll be around.
BD: Wait!
BD: Uh.

> what the hell is it now
> i mean what is it now in as civilized a tone as i am goddamn capable of.
BD: Before-you-go...-do-you-have-an-assigned-name?-I-mean,-I-know-that-you're-an-NPC,-regardless-of-whether-or-not-I-can-see-you.-So-the-game-assigns-you-a-name,-doesn't-it?-And-seeing-as-we're-being-'civil'-towards-each-other,-I-figured-I-should-probably-start-calling-you-your-proper-name-instead-of-'game-mechanim'.
BD: Besides,-'game-mechanism'-is-kind-of-a-mouthful.

01/02/12
"==->"

BD: Screw-you.
BD: With-a-knife.
BD: Right-now.
BD: Do-it-to-yourself.
BD: It's-from-me.

> see, you think i'm under some damn OBLIGATION to tell you shit.
> truth is, i could dry up right now, sit back at my keyboard with my goddamn wealth of future knowledge and watch you fail
> and fail
> and fail
BD: Aren't-you-a-game-mechanism?-It's-your-job-to-help-me.-And-even-if-you-don't-then-I'll-just-die-and-the-game-will-be-over.
BD: At-least-it-will-be-for-me.

> and what a hell of a tragedy that would be.
> whoever would i be ignored by??
BD: UGH.
BD: You-are-so-annoying.

> and you're almost bearable when you're furious.
> let's keep that up, yeah? use our brains some, listen when our exile gives us advice?
BD: I'll-make-a-mental-note-of-that.-Maybe-a-physical-one-as-well.-Just-to-be-on-the-safe-side.-One-can-never-have-too-many-reminders.-Wouldn't-want-your-job-to-be-too-easy,-do-we?
BD: My-head-is-beginning-to-hurt.-Ugh.

> tell you what
> you're upset and i'm in a giving mood. think i'm willing to make you a deal.
> i promised i'd keep you alive. never promised your life had to be easy. all kinds of barely survivable dangers out there I could let you barrel into.
> so how about when i tell you what to do from now on
> YOU DAMN WELL DO IT
> and maybe that helpful little voice in the back of your head might just stick around and pretend to be goddamn civil, yeah?
BD: You-PRETENDING-to-be-civil-seems-like-it'd-be-a-tad-difficult.-I-don't-want-you-to-break-or-anything.

01/02/12
"==->"

BD: ...
BD: She-didn't.

> take a wild guess, kid.
BD: NAJASH.
> hey
> i warned you.
BD: YOU-SHOULD-HAVE-TOLD-ME-THE-RAMIFICATIONS-BEFORE-I-TOLD-HER-NOT-TO.
BD: Najash-doesn't-ever-willingly-listen-to-me-unless-it-puts-her-in-a-compromising-position!-UGH.-*facepalm-x2-combo*

> HAH
> you're a real riot, nafade.

01/02/12
"Tolero: Be pestered by your exile."

BD: Well,-I-think-so,-so-shush.
> don't tell me to shush, ankle biter
BD: I-am-not-an-ankle-biter!-That's-so-unsanitary...
> don't think i didn't notice that incompetent bullshit you pulled with freak horns
> pretty sure i told you all specific like to stop her from prototyping.
> and did you stop her? lemme check my video feed of every possible point on your boring as hell timeline OH LOOK YOU DIDN'T
> well done, kid.
> slowclap.
BD: Hey!-I-didn't-know-she-was-going-to-prototype!-And-I-don't-really-know-what-the-big-deal-is-anyway;-we're-supposed-to-prototype,-aren't-we?
> yeah.
> ONCE.
BD: I-prototyped-twice,-and-I-was-alright.-You-didn't-fuss-at-me-about-prototyping-twice.
> you weren't in the game when you prototyped twice. ain't like i could get to you.
> only counts before, anyway, so ain't like it would have mattered once you got in.
BD: Huh.-That's-interesting.-I-didn't-know-that.
> what you don't know could fill a dead universe
> that's what you got me for.
> not that you ever pay me any goddamn attention.
BD: So-why-is-prototyping-so-important-anyway.-I-mean,-Ursa-brought-it-up-a-little-bit,-but-she-was-rather...-cryptic-about-it.
> finally, she dregs up something intellegent!
> i got you a real good answer to that one. see, everything you prototype before entering, it changes the game. gives it shape.
> you mighta noticed those mooks you been bumping off look a lot like your sprite?
BD: Yes,-I-noticed.-Najash-did,-too!-She's-the-one-who-pointed-it-out-originally.
> reason for that is, you pretty much handed them all their powers.
BD: So-they-have-the-powers-of-a-Rare-Beanie-Spawn-and-Ursa?
BD: The-power-to-look-cute-and-be-excessively-hungry.-How-threatening.-{XD

> yeah, yeah sure, real swell.
> but how about you put that walnut brain to work for a minute and tell me this
> what happens if somebody prototypes something real deadly?

01/02/12
"alright seriously, what the hell."

> i wasn't gonna get involved but this is just too damn stupid.
> what are you wearing.
BD: Oh-god,-not-you-again.
BD: It's-my-new-outfit!-Isn't-it-cute?-{8D

> no.

20/01/12
"Tolero: admire all your cool new stuff."

20/01/12
"Combine beanie hat with journaltop."

YOU ARE THE MOST FASHIONABLE PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE.

20/01/12
"Combine pinwheel with pace dress."

Now that's more like it!

You make the PINWHEEL GOWN. This is awesome, you feel like a Troll Disney princess, except without the spontaneous musical numbers or the empress culling you at the end of the movie.

20/01/12
"Combine knife with outfit because fuck everything."

Oh god why did you do that. You can't wear this. No one can wear this, it is literally MADE OF KNIVES.

20/01/12
"Combine beanie hat with belt."

Wheee!

The power of flight is yours to command.

20/01/12
"Combine them with the liney things instead of the ampersands."

This is not at all an improvement.

20/01/12
"Combine knife with blackrom slashfic."

This weapon doesn't seem very effective, and it makes you a little uncomfortable.

20/01/12
"Combine chimes with outfit."

Absolutely dashing.

20/01/12
"Combine Beanie Spawn with Ursa."

You don't think sprites are capatchalougable. You use some of her shed fur instead, and make a FLUFFY PLUSH URSA. Your CUTENESS PROXIMITY GAUGE ticks up a few notches.

20/01/12
"Combine pinwheels with Beanie Spawn."

There are pinwheels all over the place in the fluffy clouds beyond your balcony. You combine one with your Beanie Spawn to create a stylish BEANIE HAT. You're really getting the hang of this alchemy thing!

20/01/12
"Combine computer with writing journals."

Might as well start off with something practical. You make the JOURNALTOP, a handy portable computing device for the writer on the go.

20/01/12
"Tolero: Bluh bluh new lease on life WHATEVER. We want to see you alchemize stuff."

On it!

20/01/12
"Be somebody who's already in the Medium."

You are now the BLEAK DETERMINATOR, in a far less bleak and determined timeline. Although you are blissfully unaware of the horrible future that almost befell you and your friends, we as the audience saw firsthand your narrow escape from that terrible fate. It's a bright new day. You have a second chance, a new lease on life, and the future is filled with possibility and adventure.

What will you do?

15/01/12
"Marnix: Answer Troll."

Who's this doushebag?

cantankerousGeode [CG] began trolling mediokreKarapase [MK]

CG: marnix
CG: do NOT do what yas about ta do
CG: cause its a bad idea

MK: Is it now?
CG: yes
MK: Wait, whitsh one were you again?
CG: tronno
CG: im tronno

MK: Right, Naj's server.
CG: yeah
CG: dats me
CG: now listen ta me
CG: dont enter da game

MK: Hah, have you seen my meteor?
CG: not exactly
CG: but ah knows it

MK: Eksaktly, so you know what I'm dealing with.
CG: yas aint da only one wid a meteor headin down on yas
MK: But I have the best one.
CG: no
CG: no yas dont
CG: trust me on dis one
CG: please marnix
CG: just listen ta me
CG: dis is important
CG: ah gots ta enter first
CG: den vlad
CG: den yas
CG: dats da way it has ta go

MK: Why? Why's it so important?
MK: Frankly, the giant death rok is making a better argument than you at this point.

CG: because if ya fuck dis up we all die
MK: Wat.
CG: dis aint just a game
CG: dis is real

MK: Well yeah, it's the way to get away from the meteors.
CG: dont you get it
CG: deres an order
CG: we gots ta go in ORDER
CG: come on marnix

MK: How kan you be sure?
MK: Why should I risk my ass for two trolls I just met?

CG: ah cant tell yas dat right now
CG: but if yas dont save dem right now den yas just about fucked yaself over
CG: come ON marnix
CG: do yas wanna be a hero
CG: or dead

MK: ...
MK: Fine.
MK: Hero it is.

CG: ah knew ya would see it mah way
MK: You and sleepyhead owe me.
CG: remind me about it later
MK: Now get in the game fast before I'm hit by Alternia's third moon.
CG: dont worry
CG: ill make sure we do dis time


cantankerousGeode [CG] ceased trolling mediokreKarapase [MK]

MK: This time?

15/01/12
"==->"

Huh? Hold on a tik. Looks like you're being contacted by someone. It had better be important. You've got Naj-beating and game-winning to get on with!

15/01/12
"Marnix: Go ahead and be ssstupid and enter."

Man, skrew Naj. You'll show her. Skrew the intended entry order, really doesn't matter anyway. Vladis can wait. What's the worst that could happen?

15/01/12
"Act Three"

Right, back to the story then.

11/01/12
"Nobody read all that. Let's move this along."

Yeah, I figured as much. I've written essays shorter than that. Anyway, I guess we should probably get on with the next act. I think we've left the alpha timeline hanging for long enough.

11/01/12
"MK: Begin typing."

Gotta go fast!

Right, first of all, Act 2 began. Just figured I'd mention that.

When we last saw Tolero, she had just escaped a meteor inbound towards her hive, traveling into the medium to the Land of Pace and Pinwheels. She was immediately accosted by a mysterious voice. We of course know the source of the voice, but Tolero doesn't yet, so it's mysterious.

Meanwhile, Marnix was busy faffing about with the equipment Tolero had previously deployed around his hive. As his cruxtruder began counting down from 7:11, he ascended up the tower of his hive to check out the totem lathe, which had been precariously perched at the top of a staircase.

Tossing a dowel into the machine, it roared to life, knocking Marnix down the stairs, a danger someone should have told him about.

Eventually his rapid descent was halted with the sudden introduction of the alchemiter at the bottom of the stairs to Marnix's noggin. As he blacked out, a voice called for the Harbinger to wake up.

Tolero meanwhile was beginning to survey her new surroundings, all the while talking with the voice in her head, who was not a very nice individual and insisted that she not contact Najash. Tolero, being the steadfast moirail she is, decided she would do so anyway.

After more bickering between the pair, the voice eventually actually proved useful, and warned Tolero about the impending danger that the game she just entered was about to present. With this information, Tolero realized that the voice must be some sort of game mechanism, and that she wasn't simply having a psychotic breakdown, which was good news.

As Tolero began being accosted by imps, Najash was still busy with her own problems. Prototyping her recently slain lusus, she opened a Trollian memo to inform the team about Tolero's recent perceived demise at the hands of a meteor, though she was confused as to why she could still see her hive through SGrub.

Talking with Aliesh, the two discussed the meteors currently bombarding them all, noting that this seemed to be no ordinary apocalypse. Najash pondered how exactly things these things are quantified, as the two realized that they were probably witnessing the end of the world. Najash predictably thought this was pretty darn neat.

Najash quickly explained the semantics of SGrub to Aliesh in brief, while preparing to enter the game herself, before the latter accidentally banned herself from the memo. Vladis then quickly posted in the memo mentioning that he had yet to see any meteors due to inclement weather, before Najash dashed off to much about with her cruxtruder.

Her cruxtruder unfortunately had detonated violently earlier, providing an excellent example of why you shouldn't mix complex electronics and sea water.

Contemplating her options, Najash remembered her recently obliterated neighbour and, upon surveying the scene, returned with a pile of cruxite dowels and a bounty of delicious faygo.

Tronno meanwhile came to the most important decision of his life, perhaps of anyone's life ever.

He would eat a meteor.

This declaration over the memo resulted in a very silly conversation involving heated argument and Marnix from a few hours in the future.

Stepping away from the memo for a moment, Tronno surveyed the nearby beach for any delicious morsels that may have recently landed. He suddenly noticed that the corpse of his lusus Bardoro had mysteriously disappeared. Pestering Vladis about it, he and Aliesh suddenly noticed the newly prototyped BardoroSprite hovering overhead.

While all this was going on, Tolero was still busy showing a horde of imps her stabs. With victory came a flurry of grist, hard-earned rungs on the echeladder, and a windfall of boondollars. It was pretty cool.

The combat having ended, her game mechanism took the opportunity to begin hassling her again, though she blew him off to speak to Najash instead.

As Tolero informed a surprised Najash that she was in fact still alive, the two took a moment to reflect on the beauty of LoPaP, while Najash reflected on how she was going to send Marnix pictures of it to make him jealous.

Tolero then told Najash about what she had gone through so far, about the game mechanic and the imps. To help explain what the imps looked like, Tolero drew a quick picture of one, which Najash remarked looked a lot like Ursa. This comment reminded Tolero that she hadn't seen her lusus in a while and she began to worry. Najash took this opportunity to quickly tell Tolero that she had in fact killed Ursa by accident, before quickly finding an excuse to abscond from the conversation.

Escaping to the memo, Najash informed the rest of the team that Tolero was not in fact dead, and had in fact escaped to neat looking planet, showing everyone the screenshots she'd taken of LoPaP.

Tolero then entered the memo telling she had to talk about a new development, but Najash was being difficult. Banter happened until Aliesh pointed out the spirographs in the screenshot, and Tolero went outside to check it out.

Meanwhile, Najash went back to preparing to enter, contacting Tronno to ask about her alchemiter, which had not yet been placed. She began instructing him to find a good spot to place it, she suddenly realized she sounded like Tolero, worrying about things so much, so she switched tracks and told him to put it somewhere crazy. They were going to play the game on hard mode. Tronno was all for this plan.

His attempts to place it on Najash's roof failed when he accidentally dropped the alchemiter into the sea. Remembering her previous lesson about water and electronics, Najash knew she had a limited time to work before it exploded, but took that as just part of the challenge of hard mode.

Elsewhere in Paradox Space, Apysur was enjoying a cup of tea with Death, but had to excuse himself for the time being.

Elsewhere again, Marnix was waking up, finding himself flying in a strange purple city. Taking the natural course of action for these circumstances, he flew off and did some barrelrolls. He immediately regretted this decision.

Still feeling queasy, he looked across to a nearby balcony, spotting a strange, dark individual in a crown. Always the gentleman, Marnix waved hello to the Black Queen.

Back on LoPaP, Tolero was dealing with the recent appearance of UrsaSprite. As Ursa fussed over Tolero's appearance, she revealed to her important information about the game and Tolero's role as the Child of Time.

Tolero's game mechanic mystery voice, tired of watching Tolero get lectured, decided to take a look at a different player instead. Spotting Najash, he suddenly realized the huge mistake that was about to be made. He pestered Tolero to tell her to keep Najash from prototyping her sprite and, after some prodding, Tolero agreed to do so.

Relaying the message about not prototyping to Najash, Tolero only served to remind her that she still hadn't prototyped. Contacting Tronno, the two weighed their options on how to power up their enemies as much as possible, in the spirit of hard mode, before Najash eventually decided on prototyping her SGrub server disk in a move that she would definitely never regret at all.

As meteors rained down, Najash prototyped her sprite and hurried outside to alchemize her cruxite item, a hand mirror. As the recently fully prototyped SnakeSprite attacked with a slew of server powers, detonating the alchemiter and knocking out Najash, Apysur woke up and headed outside to find Najash and the mirror. As meteors headed straight for them, Apysur broke the mirror, and sent Najash and himself into the medium.

Once safe, he turned to Najash's computer and began deploying new equipment for Tolero. Worried about his current situation, Tolero tried to calm him until he was attacked by a number of imps.

As Apysur moved to defend himself in the Land of Rust and Vertigo, Marnix was still on Derse as he witnessed the newly powered up Queen try out her new powers. Flying away from the chaos, he explored around the moon a bit further before waking up back in his hive.

Najash meanwhile was waking up on LoRaV and naturally immediately went to troll Marnix about the fact that she was already in the game, as the two argued, she eventually pushed Marnix to enter the game early, despite his client Vladis not having entered yet. He does so, as clearly this is a decision he would never regret.

Suddenly it's sweeps in the future and everything has gone wrong.

We find Tolero and Tronno alone in the Land of Depths and Flow, dreading the arrival of the Black Queen. Tolero laments the deaths of the rest of the team's members, declaring victory impossible. Tronno tries to comfort her to moderate success. As Tolero worries about the queen, Tronno reassures her that as long as they're together they can't lose.

Outside, a dark presence eclipses across the light from Skaia. The Black Queen descends to the surface and begins to tear a swath across the planet, ripping Tolero and Tronno from the cave they were hiding in. As the queen approaches them as they recover from the initial attack, it is revealed that the Black Queen is in fact Najash.

We are suddenly interrupted by a break in the 4th wall by a mysterious individual speaking in pink. After a short expose, it is revealed that the pink individual is standing on a dream tower adrift in the void, alongside the presumed dead Aliesh. The two speak shortly as the pink individual asks if Aliesh is prepared to accept the consequences of a decision she will soon make, which Aliesh agrees to.

As the pink individual flies off, she uses the White King's sceptre to activate the Reckoning. As the meteors streak off towards Skaia, so too does Aliesh and her tower.

Approaching a shattered Land of Sea and Air, the pink individual flies through the wreckage to retrieve a green crystal that bears a striking resemblance to the one found by Aliesh much earlier. As she casts it into one of Skaia's defence portals, she calls upon a slew of horrorterrors who guide Aliesh into a portal of her own. We see a shot of Aliesh unconscious in a desert crater before returning to the others on LoDaF.

Najash taunts Tronno and Tolero, blaming the latter for the death of Marnix while Tronno comes to her defence. It is revealed that Najash is responsible for both the deaths of Marnix and Vladis, and that Tronno intends to make her pay. Najash though still blames Tolero for not stopping her.

As the three continue arguing, Najash is shown to have killed the Black Queen and taken her place. As she and Tronno argue, we can see that she has without a doubt gone mad, though Tolero tries one more time to reason with her. Najash however is no longer listening, and only wants Tolero to die. Tronno moves to stop her and a fight is now inevitable.

And then they fight.

Despite a valiant effort on the part of Tolero and Tronno, Najash has little trouble holding them off. As Tolero is injured, Tronno rages and the pair initiate their fraymotif, Carina Cogwheel. The powerful attack is strong enough to severely injure and stun Najash, but she's not down yet.

Seizing the opportunity, Tolero used her knives to pin down Najash, as Tronno leapt up and struck her down. With a mighty blow, the Black Queen was slain.

And then I interrupted everything by being silly.

And then the pink chick, who we now learn is named Don Go, did some stuff and holy crap this is a lot of text. Is anyone reading this? Damn, I've written essays shorter.

Anyway, we learn she is an agent of a powerful Elder God by the name of U'nkl Pn'hyy-b'ghs the Magnate One, and is responsible for maintaining patterns throughout paradox space. The sort of patterns we might call plot devices.

As she exits the session, we return to see Tronno and Tolero mourning. Unbeknownst to them, but knownst to us, Najash's dreamself has awoken and, having travelled to LoDaF, kisses her own corpse in order to properly revive herself.

The fight recommences, with a weary Tronno and Tolero up against a fully refreshed Najash.

Things look grim, but as Najash dives towards the pair, she is held back by Marnix, appearing clad in the garb of a Derse agent. As the two begin to fight, Tolero takes hold of Tronno's shoulder.

And then flashbacks!

We see Najash and Marnix bickering in the Land of Sand and Rails over troll relationships, while Tolero does her best to calm the couple. As the argument heats up, Najash takes a swing at Marnix, accidentally activating her newly acquired powers as the Guard of Gravity, sending him careening through a wall and killing him.

With his server player dead, and his pre-punched card not yet deployed, Vladis is unable to enter the game. He has no choice but to watch helplessly as a colossal meteor streaks towards him while Najash tries to revive Marnix. As Vladis turns to flee, he trips, falling asleep.

Further along the timeline, Tolero explores LoPaP, running into plenty of trouble with enemies. Najash similarly explores LoRaV, with little difficulty.

Tronno and Aliesh meanwhile are busy exploring LoDaF. As Tronno climbs a ledge to get a better view, Aliesh waits bellow only to be caught unaware by a basilisk, and killed.

As Aliesh awakes in her dreamtower, she looks out the window to see not the glittering moon of Prospit, but the inky blackness of the Veil, her tower adrift amongst the meteors.

We cut to Vladis, who wakes up on Derse just as the meteor obliterates his sleeping self. It's too much damage too fast, and without anyone to revive him back on Alternia, Vladis is killed.

We return to see Tolero, Tronno and Najash together in the caves of LoDaF. Tronno mourns the loss of his moirail, while Najash reflects on a kismesis lost.

Further forward again, we see what's left of the team is making good progress. Tolero's hive looms over the landscape of LoPaP as the team dispatch swarms of enemies.

The teamwork was not to last though, as Najash eventually heads out on her own to Derse. Having gained full control over her gravity powers, she takes the fight to the Black Queen and emerges victorious, claiming the crown for herself. Meanwhile, Marnix and the agents of Derse stand nearby unseen as the coup takes place.

Finally, we return to the fight at hand. The battle between Marnix and Najash rages on as the two seem evenly matched. As Tronno watches from below, Tolero holds his shoulder and activates her time chimes, sending him back to hopefully prevent the mistakes made.

As he travels back, we see short glimpses of what has passed. The recent fight and fall of the queen. Tronno and Tolero on LoDaF. Marnix approached by the Dersian agents. The deaths of Vladis and Aliesh, and the revival of the latter. Marnix's death at the hands of Najash and her jump to LoSaR in the first place.

The rewind eventually comes to rest at the point where Marnix prepares to enter the medium early. The point where everything went wrong. Future Tronno emerges in the Alpha Timeline on the surface of LoPaP and then I did a recap.

11/01/12
"MK: Enter office."

Yes. So legit.

11/01/12
"==->"

Alrighty, so if you'll just follow me to my very official office, me can get this thing going.

11/01/12
"==->"

We sure this is the End of Act this time? I'm not interupting? I can do my recap?

Neat.

28/12/11
"END OF ACT TWO. (For real this time.)"

28/12/11
"[S] Reverse."

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15/09/11
"I think it's time to see how this all went wrong."

15/09/11
"But before you leave."

15/09/11
"If you need me, I'll be in the alpha timeline."

15/09/11
"=>"

I'm being facetious, of course. Naturally there was a reason for this timeline. If there wasn't, I wouldn't have shown it to you. Narrative causality, and all.

I do loathe unnecessary loose ends.

15/09/11
"=>"

Dead ends, I'm sorry to say, are a necessary part of every session. A chance to make mistakes, and discover how to right them. But what point is there to a timeline where the players refuse to REVERSE?

14/09/11
"A command along the lines of "exit" will suffice."

What else is there to do at the flailing end of a dying timeline?

14/09/11
"Enter name."

The pink chick is known as Don Go. She is Alternia's second guardian, which isn't actually a thing you can be, but she likes to pretend it is.

She is an officer of an ancient and powerful Elder God known as U'nkl Pn'hyy-b'ghs the Magnate One. Her job is to subtly weave the threads of her master's domain, using her mastery of SPACE to establish certain PATTERNS.

PATTERNS such as the death of guardians, the repetition of phrases, the similarities in scene and design that some hypothetical audience might recognize as a CALLBACK, the repetition of phrases, or perhaps every member of a session having the same amount of letters in their name. All are equally important, and all are her doing. She is the reason history repeats itself. She has worked at this task for many centuries, and will continue to do so until THE GREAT UNDOING.

What will she do?

You could tell her. But lets pretend you can't.

14/09/11
"Be the pink chick."

You try to be the pink chick, but fail to be the pink chick. No one can be the pink chick except for the pink chick.

At least, she likes to think so.

13/09/11
"=>"

Let's leave these two to mourn for a while. Why not try being someone else?

If you can think of anyone who isn't dead, that is.

13/09/11
"=>"

12/09/11
"=>"

It'll be a few more pages.

12/09/11
"MK: Can we go back to the story now?"

Yeah, I suppose so. I guess my recap will have to wait for later. Here, just let me get those curtains.

Hey, hit the arrow button will you? I can't be expected to do everything myself.

12/09/11
"MK: Be pestered by Red Pen."

Hmm, my MK senses are tingling. Apparently Red Pen is still trapped in that attic? And there's a wolf or something? And this wasn't actually the End of Act 2? And this is an excellent example of why I shouldn't be trusted with the updates?

Huh. You don't say. Well this is an interesting turn of events.

12/09/11
"MK: Hello there."

Huh? When did you get here? No matter, as long as you're here I suppose I should put together a recap or something. Yes. That sounds like a good idea.

12/09/11
"=>"

Yes. Hell yes. Fucking beautiful.

12/09/11
"END OF ACT TWO."

08/09/11
"=>"

The queen is dead. Long live the queen.

08/09/11
"Heads."

08/09/11
"Break."

08/09/11
"Tock."

08/09/11
"Tick."

07/09/11
"=->"

07/09/11
"=->"

07/09/11
"Tolero: Summon knives."

07/09/11
"=->"

07/09/11
"Tolero and Tronno: Finish her!"

06/09/11
"=->"

06/09/11
"=->"

06/09/11
"=->"

06/09/11
"=->"

06/09/11
"FRAYMOTIF: Carina Cogwheel"

06/09/11
"Tolero: Do the timey thing."

06/09/11
"Tronno: Do the spacey thing."

06/09/11
"Tronno: Make her pay."

05/09/11
"=->"

05/09/11
"Najash: Make her pay."

05/09/11
"=->"

05/09/11
"Najash: Find new target."

05/09/11
"=->"

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

04/09/11
"=->"

04/09/11
"=->"

04/09/11
"=->"

04/09/11
"=->"

04/09/11
"Tronno: Sneak up from behind."

03/09/11
"=->"

03/09/11
"Tolero: Call upon the secret moirallegiance technique of the ancients."

03/09/11
"Time clones: Die."

03/09/11
"Tolero: Summon time clones."

03/09/11
"Najash: Do the gravity thing."

02/09/11
"=->"

02/09/11
"=->"

02/09/11
"Tronno: Defend."

02/09/11
"Najash: Attack."

14/08/11
"STRIFE."

14/08/11
"Najash: Arm yourself."

14/08/11
"Tolero: Arm yourself."

14/08/11
"Tronno: Arm yourself."

10/07/11
"Tolero: Die?"

CG: no
CG: ah wont let dat happen

10/07/11
"=->"

CR: die

10/07/11
"=->"

CR: I guessssss I only
CR: Want to
CR: sssee you

09/07/11
"=->"

CR: I don't hate you, Tolero, I'm not mad.

09/07/11
"Tolero: Try one last time."

BD: Najash,-I'm-sorry!-Please,-Najash!-I-just-want-things-to-be-back-the-way-they-were!!-If-it's-my-fault-then-I'll-take-the-blame,-but-please...-don't-hate-me...-I-can't-stand-you-hating-me.
BD: Please.

CG: tolero its not yas fault
CG: it was never yas fault

03/07/11
"=->"

CG: yas white noise
CR: I am the musssic, I am the heartbeat
CG: yas da crinklin of da radio
CG: an ah want ya to leave

CR: I am the thing that poundsss and poundsssssss and poundssssssssssss
CR: And dragsss you down and crussshesss you to gore

CG: turn off
CG: go away
CG: and never come back
CG: we dont want yas here

CR: It hurtsss, you know
CR: to be the pounding thing.

CG: enough

03/07/11
"=->"

CG: wat do yas know bout dat

03/07/11
"=->"

CR: The noissse isss alwaysss there, i am the noisssssse

03/07/11
"=->"

CG: da noise
CG: da anger
CG: da sorrow

03/07/11
"=->"

BD: Najash,-please.-Just-listen-to-me~
CG: dis is past words now naj
CG: ah wanna rip dat smug look offa yer face

CR: HAHA, WHY LISSSTEN WHEN YOU NEVER TALK
CG: shut up
CR: I'm gonna... I will... I will make you pay
CG: she cant talk cause of da yellin

27/06/11
"=->"

CR: Haha
CR: Hahahaha

CG: SHUT UP
CR: Hey guysss, I won the game you guysss you know
CG: lies
CR: Did you sssee how I won? I won the game.
CG: stop lyin
CR: You don't believe me, but I know I won
CR: Come with me Tronno, you can ssshare my prize~
CR: Not you, Tolero, you can go and rot.

27/06/11
"</>"

CG: SHUT UP
CR: WHERE WASSS SSSHE WHEN I KILLED MY KISSSMESSSISSS
CG: SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
CR: WHEN ALL THE OTHERSSS DIED, THEN WHERE WASSS SSSHE
CG: where do ya tink
CG: ya never cared

BD: STOP-IT,-NAJASH!!
CG: ya never tried ta know
CR: Ssshe killed them, it'sss her fault, it wasssn't me.
BD: Even-when-I-tried-to-stop-you-you-didn't-listen!!!!!

27/06/11
"=->"

BD: I-couldn't-stop-you-when-he-was-already-gone!!
CG: its all ya and ah blame ya for it
CG: all of it

CR: I didn't know, ssshe knew, I didn't know!
BD: Najash,-stop-it!
CG: cut it out
CR: Haha, how much blood did he even have?
CG: just stop it
CG: stop it
CG: stop
CG: ah dont wanna hear dis anymore

CR: It'sss crazy how much blood he had, you guysss.
BD: Please-stop.-Please,-please,-stop!!
CG: stop sayin dat
CR: And Tolero, you ssstood and let me cry
CR: And never sssaid to ssstop, Najasssh, that'sss wrong

BD: I-thought-you-felt-bad-enough-as-it-is!!!!-I-didn't-want-to-rub-it-in!!-I-wanted-to-let-you-grieve-like-a-good...-moirail...
CR: I don't know what I'm doing anymore!
CR: I never did, I needed my moirail!!
CR: And where wasss ssshe, Tolero, where wasss ssshe?

18/06/11
"</3<"

18/06/11
"Najash: Mourn."

18/06/11
"=->"

CR: How come nobody told me when to ssstop?
CG: from yas own messed up mind

18/06/11
"=->"

CR: I didn't ssstop, you didn't sssay to ssstop
CG: from yas own mistake

18/06/11
"=->"

18/06/11
"=->"

CR: Hisss purple blood wasss all over my handsss
CG: from yas own decision

18/06/11
"=->"

06/06/11
"=->"

CR: It'sss not my fault, not my fault, it wasss hersss!
CG: ya dont know ANYTIN
CR: Tolero could have ssstopped it, could have ssstopped
CR: it, could have let him live but then he died

CG: ya killed dem
CG: ya killed mah moirail
CG: an ah wont EVER forgive ya
CG: stop yas LIES

CR: Whossse fault wasss that whossse fault wasss it whossse fault
CG: ITS YAS FAULT
CG: tolero was doin da BEST she could
CG: yas just beyond savin

CR: Don't be ssstupid, ssshe didn't even try!!
CG: what do ya know
BD: I-tried!!-God,-I-tried-so-hard!-I've-done-everything-and-it's-done-nothing!!

06/06/11
"=->"

CR: I'm glad! Haha, I'm glad, that'sss what I want!
CR: Sssee, I've been looking for you everywhere!
CR: And yeah, Tronno, there'sss gonna be a price
CR: For everything Tolero didn't do

BD: Excuse-me?
CG: stop blamin her for YAS OWN DOWNFALL
CG: DAT AINT FAIR!!!

BD: What...-what-I-didn't-do?
CR: Hahahaha, come on, I think you know!!!
CG: yah ah know
CG: wats STRANGE is dat ya DONT

01/06/11
"=->"

BD: Najash...
CG: we aint yas FRIENDS anymore
CG: an im done HIDIN
CG: enough is enough
CG: its time for yas ta PAY

01/06/11
"Might as well just move along."

CR: Come out, come out, wherever you are, my friendsss!
CR: You know you can't hide from me anymore.

01/06/11
"Like I said..."

You'll get no explanation whatsoever.

30/05/11
"[S] Aliesh: Exit."

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04/05/11
"Aliesh: Converse with mystery woman."

Sylph.
AB: ...hm
This will not be easy for you. Are you prepared to deal with the consequences of this decision?
AB: ...i dont have much choice...do i
Of course you have a choice.
You could, for instance, choose to die.

AB: but im not retarded...so i guess im ready as ill ever be
AB: i...just wish i had more time here

The Knight and Child are about to fight the Guard. This timeline is reaching its end.
If you stay in it any longer you will cease to exist. A distant memory in the dreams of a luckier troll.

AB: i know i know...i said i wish...not i want...
AB: youre kind of insufferable...you know that

I know.
AB: ...sigh...well, better now then never
AB: Iâm ready.

Then let us begin.

12/04/11
"=->"

Dear lord that was terrible.

12/04/11
"=->"

Maybe I'm just Board.

12/04/11
"=->"

Why waste my energy completing the patterns of a doomed timeline, you ask?
Maybe it's out of a sense of pride in my work. Maybe a compulsion shared by those of my kind.

12/04/11
"=->"

This next part, though...
You won't be getting an explanation for this. Think of it as a deleted scene, if you must. The thread of a story never meant to be woven. I have much to do before this timeline dies.

12/04/11
"=->"

You'll get one eventually. Paradox space is wonderfully predictable when it comes to narrative causality.

12/04/11
"Hello, readers."

I suppose you're expecting an explanation for that.

12/04/11
"[S] Drop."

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12/04/11
"=>"

CG: welp.

12/04/11
"=>"

12/04/11
"=>"

12/04/11
"=>"

12/04/11
"=>"

12/04/11
"Hunt."

12/04/11
"=>"

12/04/11
"=>"

12/04/11
"Descend."

12/04/11
"=>"

12/04/11
"=>"

12/04/11
"=>"

12/04/11
"Look up."

12/04/11
"=>"

CG: everytins gonna be alrigt
CG: as long as wes togetah

12/04/11
"=>"

BD: God,-what-do-we-do-now...?
CG: we take down da queen
BD: She's-insane!-She's-trying-to-kill-us!
CG: den we have ah TARGET
BD: I-know-we-have-a-target!-The-point-I'm-trying-to-make-is-that-we-can't-win-against-it!
BD: Not-us.-She-knows-too-much-about-us.

CG: but deres still two of US an only one of HER
CG: we gotta TRY

BD: We-don't-really-have-a-choice,-do-we.
BD: She'll-kill-us-if-we-don't.

CG: dead if we dont
CG: but possibly alive if we DO
CG: ah fail ta see how fightin is a BAD ting
CG: its bettah den dis WAITIN an HIDIN

BD: ...-You-are-far-too-optimistic.
CG: cant argue wid ya dere

12/04/11
"=>"

BD: I-feel-the-same-way.
CG: ya do???
BD: Uh...-And-I'm-sure-the-others-did-as-well.
CG: eheHEHE yeah
CG: ya was lucky ta have at least ONE quadrant filled
CG: ah feel like ah wont never be COMPLETE no more

BD: Trust-me,-being-on-the-sane-side-of-the-moiraillegance-was-pretty-difficult.
CG: oh???
CG: when it comes ta me an VLAD ah dont know WHICH one was da sane dude
CG: eheheHEHE
CG: all ahs know is dat we NEEDED one anoder
CG: dats all

BD: Yeah.-That's-the-way-it-was-with-me-and-Najash.
CG: how did she help YAS before da game???
BD: She...-well,-before-I-met-her-I-was...-more-snobbish-than now,-if-you-can-believe-that.-I-was-a-bit-of-a-loner,-I-didn't-really-talk-to-anyone...
BD: Najash-helped-me-overcome-all-of-that.
BD: And-in-return,-I-made-sure-she-didn't-kill-herself-doing-something-retarded.

CG: yas not snobbish .... watevah DAT means
CG: and uhh ah am GLAD ya was her MOIRAIL
CG: cause dat means ah could get ta meet ya
CG: and Naj too
CG: eheheHE
CG: oderwise shed have KILLED herself before ah got ta say HI

BD: Ah...-thank-you.
BD: Good-to-know-someone-thinks-I-did-a-good-job.-{8#)

CG: eheHEHE
CG: im sure a LOT of trolls tink yas GREAT
CG: cause it dont take a genius ta see how AWESOME yas are

12/04/11
"=>"

12/04/11
"=>"

BD: But-you-know-we-can't-win.
BD: What-do-you-think-is-going-to-happen-now?
BD: When-the-Queen-finds-us?

CG: we just gotta
CG: keep movin forward
CG: maybe
CG: maybe we was MEANT ta get dis far from ahs PATH
CG: or sometin
CG: wes LOST
CG: in a sense
CG: even doh ah KNOW where everytin IS
CG: ah cant find a way OUT
CG: AUGH
CG: dis is so FRUSTRATING
CG: just cause stuff exists dont mean we can UNDERSTAND it

BD: It's-okay,-Tronno.

12/04/11
"=>"

CG: yas still here wid me
BD: And-you've-been-stuck-with-the-person-with-the-most-useless-power!
BD: You-can-teleport,-and-Najash-had-that-gravity-power,-and-all-I-can-do-is-go-in-loops-and-pile-up-dead-Toleros.

CG: yas not useless
CG: an im glad yas da one here wid me

BD: I'm-sure.
CG: nobody is useless
BD: You-don't-really-think-that.
CG: ah dont say stuff ah dont MEAN

12/04/11
"Tronno: Comfort Tolero."

BD: What's-the-point-in-fighting-anymore,-besides-survival?
CG: survival is key
CG: we cant jus go TROWIN away our LIVES
CG: ah refuse ta believe dat dis is da end

BD: They're-all-gone!-Vladis,-and-Aliesh,-and~
CG: but wes still HERE

12/04/11
"=>"

BD: I-saw-Marnix.

12/04/11
"=>"

BD: I-know.
BD: God,-I-can't-believe-how-wrong-this-turned-out...

CG: deres no way we coulda PREDICTED dis
CG: but now dat wes HERE
CG: we gotta try our BEST ta fix dis game

BD: How-are-we-supposed-to-do-that?!
BD: We're-the-only-players-left,-Tronno.
BD: The-Black-Queen-is-hunting-us-down,-and-there's-no-one-left.
BD: Sorry-to-be-a-pessimist,-but-I-don't-see-us-winning-this-game.
BD: We've-screwed-up.

CG: we dont have ah CHOICE
CG: its eider TRY or DIE
CG: just gotta keep movin FORWARD wid dis
CG: dere aint no goin BACK

BD: Everyone-else-has-died,-Tronno!
CG: did yas SEE dere BODIES???

12/04/11
"=>"

CG: shes gonna be here soon
CG: we gotta gets READY

12/04/11
"=>"

12/04/11
"=>"

12/04/11
"Tronno: Do the spacey thing."

12/04/11
"=>"

A Cautious Guerrilla stands sentry duty, watching the skies of LoDaF.

12/04/11
"Sweeps in the future..."

But not as many as you might think.

12/04/11
"Marnix: Go ahead and be ssstupid and enter."

Man, skrew Naj. You'll show her. Skrew the intended entry order, really doesn't matter anyway. Vladis can wait. What's the worst that could happen?

12/04/11
"Najash: Troll Marnix and rub this in his face."

-- copperheadRhythm [CR] began trolling mediokreKarapase [MK] --

CR: Yo Marnicccccksss!
MK: Hello Naj.
MK: Hows the meteors going?

CR: Meteorsss are ssso five minutesss ago.
CR: I am no longer the leassst bit concerned about meteorsss.
CR: I can't believe you are ssstill on thisss whole meteor kick.

MK: What? Did Tronno already get you into the game?
CR: You know it!
CR: Jussst thought I'd let you know.

MK: Damnit, Tolero is the worst at being a server.
CR: Ssseeing asss it isss yet more proof that I am sssuperior to you in every way.
MK: No matter, I'll be there soon enough.
CR: Hey, don't feel bad!
CR: Actually, yeah, do feel bad.

MK: Pssh, you wish.
MK: I figure it's only fair you get a head start.
MK: As soon as I'm in the game, my winning will be without end.
MK: I will win so hard.

CR: You're the lassst one in the chain, ssso it isss pretty much your dessstiny that you are the lassst to do everything.
MK: Ha, I laugh in the faise of destiny.
CR: Jussst like it isss my dessstiny to beat you at everything.
CR: Can't fight dessstiny, Marn!

MK: I'm only entering last bekause it's the kourtious thing to do.
CR: Yeah, you keep telling yourssself that.
MK: I will. Bekause it is definetly true.
CR: Ooooh, I'm beikng all knoble!
CR: I'm gonna go lassst and makkkke sssurke that Vladisss gektsss in the kgamek!
CR: It isss bekaukssse I am nissse and not at all bekaussse I jussst sssuckkkk!

MK: You just wish you were as fuking magnaniomous as me, watshing out for the inferior players.
CR: Marnix you are pretty much jussst making excusssesss for how badly I'm beating you.
CR: We both know it.
CR: Don't get me wrong, I think it'sss great that you're watching out for everybody!
CR: But we both know that'sss not the only reassson~

MK: You know what, fuk it, I kan take kare of Vladis while dealing with whatever is in the game.
MK: If you havn't died yet in there, then I'll be able to do it in my sleep.

CR: Oh pleassse.
CR: It isss ssso tough in here. You probably won't even be able to handle it.

MK: Ha!
MK: Hilarious.
MK: We both know that there is nothing you kan do that I kannot do far better.

CR: I guessssss it'sss doubly good that you're going lassst.
CR: The ressst of usss will have figured everything out by then, and we'll be able to help you!

MK: Fine, if you're in sutsh a hurry to be watsh me beat the game before you, then so be it.
CR: Haha, what?
MK: I've already gotten what I need from Tolero.
MK: I'm all set to go.

CR: GEEZE, I told her not to do that!
MK: Get ready to eat my dust Naj.
MK: Let's kik this!

CR: What are you doing?
CR: Oh come on, Marn, you cannot enter yet!

MK: What's that? Not so konfident now that I'm on my way?
MK: Talk big until signs of konfrontation appear.
MK: It's too late to bak down now Naj.

CR: Hey, no way!
MK: Alkhemizing my entry item as we speak.
CR: I am concerned for your sssafety, that'sss all!
MK: Ha!
CR: Beating you isss not even an issssssue.
MK: That's toushing.
MK: I'm toushed.
MK: Look at me, shedding a single tear before I beat you into the ground.

CR: Becaussse we both know which of usss is bessst.
CR: Even if you were the one with the head ssstart I would beat you.
CR: That isss how much better I am.

MK: Well, we'll just see won't we?
MK: By whish I mean I already know how this tale will end.

CR: Ha! Go ahead and be ssstupid and enter!
MK: Fine! I will go ahead and be awesome and enter!
MK: Komensing awesome vikotry awesomness!

CR: In fact, when we meet up in the game
CR: I'll have a ssspecial presssent jussst for you.
CR: (It isss a punch in the face, Marn. That isss the presssent.)
CR: Act sssurprisssed when you get it though.

MK: I'll try to kontain my eksitment.
MK: No promises though.

CR: Oh man, thisss will be fun! Beating you without any handicapsss!
CR: Enter the game! Enter the game! Enter the game!

MK: I'm entering the game! I'm entering the game! I'm entering the game!
CR: Go Marnix go Marnix go! Go Marnix go Marnix go!
CR: *(^o^)*
CR: Thossse are pom-pomsss that I am waving.

MK: Sorry, I didn't notise.
MK: Too busy winning this game right now.

CR: They aren't very big pom-pomsss becaussse I wouldn't want to inflate your massssssive ego too much.
CR: I am alwaysss looking out for you!

MK: Naj, it's not egotistikal if it's true.
CR: Too bad it'sss not true!
MK: Too bad for you maybe, bekause it totally is.
MK: Whoops, time to go.
MK: See you at the finish line!


-- mediokreKarapase [MK] ceased trolling copperheadRhythm [CR] --

12/04/11
"==->"

Oh wow you are. And you have no idea how you got here. And you're beginning to suspect this isn't happy magic pinwheel land.

But who cares about that. You have something much more important to do than think about these things. Possibly the most important thing anyone has ever done.

You've gotta troll Marnix and rub this in his face.

12/04/11
"Najash: Wake up."

You do so.

What happened? Are you in the game?

12/04/11
"[S] Apysur: Strife!"

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12/04/11
"==->"

-- agonistAthlete [AA] began trolling blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --

AA: this is her br00ther
AA: uh, s00rt 00f

BD: Oh,-yes.-The-one-she-wouldn't-let-me-meet.
AA: n00t her br00d br00ther 00r anything, we just share a lusus
AA: wh00 am i talking t00?

BD: I'm-her-moirail.-Tolero.
AA: 00h
BD: Your-name-is-Apysur,-right?
BD: She-talks-about-you-a-lot....

AA: i think s00
AA: i mean i'm kind 00f
AA: uh
AA: it's been an 00ff day
AA: i think i may be dead

BD: I-know-the-feeling.
BD: And-you-aren't-dead.-Trust-me-on-this-one.
BD: Is-Najash-okay?

AA: yeah, i think s00
AA: she's breathing
AA: and the v00ices in my head say she's fine

BD: ...Are-you-feeling-okay?
AA: it is kind 00f w00rrying, t00 be h00nest
AA: i think
AA: i think there is s00 much s00p00r in my bl00dstream right n00w

BD: Ah.
BD: I've-been-there.
BD: I...
BD: I-sleep-with-my-mouth-open. {8D;;;
BD: Walk-it-off.-Trust-me.

AA: i can see int00 infinity
AA: is this n00rmal

BD: Depends-on-how-much-got-in.
BD: You-were-injured-pretty-bad~-at-least-that's-what-I-heard~-So-I'd-say-for-your-case-yes.
BD: And-I'd-also-say-to-expect-a-huge-headache-later.
BD: Just-a-heads-up.

AA: l00k um
AA: t00ler00
AA: i am kind 00f freaking 00ut right n00w.
AA: i think i was hit by a mete00r?
AA: and then i had this dream where a v00ice t00ld me i had t00 break a mirr00r when i w00ke up
AA: and n00w i think i'm hallucinating wildly because i'm pretty sure this isn't where my hive is usually.
AA: is this real life?

BD: Yes-it-is.
AA: well sh0000t
BD: Uh...-I'm-sorry?
AA: i guess it c00uld be w00rse
AA: i mean if i had t00 have p00ssibly s00p00r-induced v00ices in my head
AA: at least they're trying t00 be helpful
AA: they t00ld me to put that machine in y00ur hive

BD: That...-they-did.
BD: That-voice-might-be-a-game-mechanism.-What-is-yours-like?

AA: very
AA: um
AA: happy

BD: But-he-knows-what-to-do?
AA: maybe? i am kind 00f just g00ing with the fl00w here
BD: Is-he-telling-you-what-to-do-next?
AA: yes
AA: he says d00n't panic when they capture me

BD: ...you-know,-you-should-probably-find-a-weapon.
AA: i've g00t a deathball in my strife specibus
AA: 00h w00w there are things n00w

BD: Imps.
AA: the v00ices in my head are telling me t00 kill them
AA: s00, uh...

BD: Kill-them.
BD: Trust-me,-it's-normal.
BD: I-will-explain-it-when-you're-sober.

AA: 00kay â±:|
AA: trusting y00ur judgement here i guess


-- agonistAthlete [AA] ceased trolling blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --

12/04/11
"Deploy Designix."

Now what's she doing?

-- blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] began trolling copperheadRhythm [CR] --

BD: Najash,-what's-this?
BD: Are-you-there?

CR: what
CR: n00, um, it's n00t jashy

BD: Uh...
BD: Who-is-this-then?

CR: i'm just 00n her c00mputer, h00ld 00n


-- copperheadRhythm [CR] ceased trolling blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --

BD: ...what.-{8|

12/04/11
"[S] Najash: Enter."

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12/04/11
"==->"

CG: uhhhH NAJ
CG: if yas tinkin what ah TINK yas tinkin
CG: dats NOT a good idea
CG: its like REVERSE CHEATING
CG: how would dat even WORK???

CR: Okay firssst of all reverssse cheating isss called WINNING.
CR: And sssecond of all I have no idea what the consssequencesss of thisss will be
CR: But when have I ever worried about the consssequencesss of anything?
CR: Like you sssaid, it'sss jussst a game.

CG: well ah DID say dat
CG: an it IS a GAME
CG: soooo
CG: just go an do wat yas tink is da MOST FUN!!!
CG: JB]

12/04/11
"==->"

CR: Tronno, I am a geniusss.
CR: You are in awe.

12/04/11
"==->"

12/04/11
"==->"

12/04/11
"Najash: Weigh your options."

So many possibilities! Piano-imps! Apysur-imps! FAYGO-IMPS.
But you need something more. Something powerful. Something that you will never ever regret.

Something like...

12/04/11
"Najash: Talk to Tronno real quick."

-- copperheadRhythm [CR] began trolling cantankerousGeode [CG] --

CR: TRONNO BREAKING NEWSSS
CR: According to Tolero'sss undead mom
CR: By sssticking awesssome ssstuff into our ssspritesss
CR: We can make our enemiessss NIGH UNBEATABLE.
CR: Are you ssstill with me on thisss hard mode thing?

CG: yeah NAJ
CG: im wid dis ALL da WAY across da SKY!!!
CG: HARDER ENEMIES can only be MORE FUN!!!
CG: ah mean
CG: wats da WORST dat could happen???
CG: dis is just a GAME
CG: right?

CR: Haha, no kidding!
CR: Okay, put sssomething cool in yoursss and I'll think of sssomething cool to put in mine.
CR: Lemme look around and sssee what I've got to work with.
CR: ...Really really fassst becaussse I think my platform thing isss about to go nuclear.

CG: uhh
CG: deres ALREADY someting in mine
CG: VLADSTER fell asleep an dropped BARDORO into ma sprite
CG: so now its a BARDOROSPRITE ah guess
CG: can ah HELP ya with ya SPRITE instead???
CG: wat ya mean by NUCLEAR???

CR: I mean explosssionsss!!!
CR: Wait, Bardoro?
CR: Aw sssweet, wasssn't he, like, a big armadillobeassst or sssomething? That'sss gonna make sssome wicked awesssome enemiesss.
CR: Oh geeze, what if Marnix prototypesss with Ssscorpidad?
CR: I've got to prototype sssomething really amazingly borderline sssuicidal to beat that!

12/04/11
"Tolero: Tell her to stop."

For some reason you do this in Hussnasty mode.

-- blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] began trolling copperheadRhythm [CR] --

BD: Najash.
CR: Oh hey Tolero, what'sss up?
BD: My-game-mech-says-you're-about-to-do-something-stupid.
CR: Your game mech isss a filthy liar and I would never do sssuch a thing.
BD: Also,-Ursa-is-my-sprite.
BD: I-just-might-kill-you-for-that.

CR: Yeah, I kinda figured once I prototyped mine with Sssnakemom. I guessssss that'sss how it worksss.
CR: Totally a game mechanic that isss in no way my fault and wasss probably fated by dessstiny or sssomething.
CR: Ssso what ssstupid thing wasss I gonna do?

BD: Something-about-prototyping.-He-told-me-to-not-let-you-prototype-anymore.
CR: Okay well I wasssn't going to and then you sssaid that.
BD: Najash,-seriously,-you-could-screw-up-our-game.-How-we-prototype-becomes-a-big-deal-once-we-enter-the-Medium.
BD: According-to-Ursa-it-is,-anyway.

CR: You can underssstand what ssshe sssaysss?
BD: Yeah.-She-can-talk-now.
CR: And ssshe tellsss you ssstuff about the game?
BD: The-things-she-says-are-convoluted,-and-we'll-probably-decipher-them-at-a-later-date.
CR: Dude, put that ssstuff in the walkthrough you sssaid you were gonna possst forever ago.
BD: I-should-probably-put-a-note-in-there-about-the-Game-Mechanism-too...
CR: And about prototyping?
BD: And-that.
CR: Ssseriousssly though, I'm kind of on a time limit right now. I wasssn't even gonna bother with prototyping again.
CR: Ssso don't worry about it.

BD: Oh.-Alright-then.
BD: I-guess-problem-solved?

CR: Yeah. Thisss game jussst getsss easssier and easssier!
BD: Wait-until-you-get-into-the-Medium.
CR: You mean happy magic pinwheel land?
CR: The place looksss like a game for little grubsss.
CR: I bet it'sss gonna be a piece of cake.

BD: I-don't-know...
CR: I'm all ready to enter, ssso I'll sssee you there in a couple minutesss.
CR: I've jussst gotta talk to Tronno real quick about sssomething completely unrelated to what we were jussst dissscussssssing.
CR: Talk to you in a bit when we're face to face!


-- copperheadRhythm [CR] ceased trolling blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --

BD: I-have-a-bad-feeling...

11/04/11
"==->"

Oh god not her. Not this. Not yet.

==->==->==-> tolero you don't have time for this.
BD: What-makes-you-say-that?
BD: Ursa-seems-to-think-we-have-enough-time-for-her-to-whine-about-how-I-take-care-of-myself.-So-obviously-we-have-time-for-this.

> because your idiot friend is about to do something more idiotic than usual.
BD: And-this-is-a-shock-to-me-how?
> since you're so desperate to talk to her, why don't you get back to your computer and TELL HER TO STOP.
BD: Stop-what?
BD: You're-going-to-have-to-be-more-specific-when-you-tell-me-to-do-things,-otherwise-there-might-be-a-miscommunication-and-I-might-screw-up.

> just
BD: {8?
> goddammit just do what i tell you
BD: How-am-I-supposed-to-stop-her-if-I-don't-know-what-I'm-stopping-her-from-doing?!
> STOP HER FROM PROTOTYPING HER SPRITE
BD: Huh.
BD: Why?-Don't-they-need-to-be-prototyped?

> you idiot goddamn brat it's like you're actively trying to sabotage everything just for once can you do this one damn thing for me without spending half the game arguing about it
BD: Fine,-fine!-Geez,-get-the-stick-out-of-your-ass.-Pardon-my-language.
==->==->==->

11/04/11
"==-> SWITCH 2"

Yeah, there's pretty much no way you're gonna sit around and get lectured about stuff you've already lived through.

11/04/11
"==->"

> look, kid.
> there's a great big shiny blue thing in the sky. limitless source of untapped power, that kind of thing.
> these light and dark kingdoms she's talking about have been at war over it forever.
> white loses, black wins, you gotta stop black, done deal.
> whatever you win for doing that isn't my problem.
can we move on.
BD: Thank-you-for-the-info,-Game-Mech,-but-I-need-to-learn-more.-We-can't-win-without-the-information-we-need.
> kid
> i just told you everything you will ever need to know about this game.
> and if you sit there and listen to her
> it means i have to sit there and listen to her
> and that ain't gonna happen.
==->
==-> ==->
==->==->==->==->==->==->==->==->
> dammit why are you still sitting there
BD: Ugh,-will-you-shush.

11/04/11
"Tolero: Deal with Ursa."

Ursasprite: Tolero, why are you wasting time at your computer when your respiteblock is such a mess.
Ursasprite: I am only dead for a few minutes and you destroy everything.--Such a disrespectful child.

BD: Ursa,-this-is-important.
Ursasprite: So important that you can't bother to tidy up your things.
Ursasprite: Do you enjoy living in squalor, Tolero.

BD: Ursa,-I-haven't-had-time-to-clean-it!-I've-been-busy!
Ursasprite: Soon you will be even busier.--You should clean up after yourself now, while you still have time.
BD: {|(
Ursasprite: I won't have you disgracing The Medium with your unholy clutter.
BD: The-Medium?
Ursasprite: Yes, the realm you've entered is called The Medium.--You will be seeing much of it on your journey.--Be sure to do your hair up nicely before you set out; I won't have you disgracing the family name and looking like a grub nobody takes care of.
BD: BUT-NOBODY-TAKES-CARE-OF-ME.
Ursasprite: That's not an excuse to look like a vagrant.
BD: My-hair-is-fine.
Ursasprite: No, it is terrible.--Here, let me fix it.
BD: Augh,-Ursaaaaaaaaaaa!!-I'm-not-a-grub-anymore!
Ursasprite: Then why do you persist in acting like one.--No matter, you will be forced to grow up soon enough.--It is the duty of you and your friends to build upward through the Seven Gates, toward the battlefield on Skaia, so that you may defeat the Black Royalty and preform the Ultimate Alchemy.
Ursasprite: Apparently.

BD: I-do-not!-And...-wow,-that-seems-like-a-big-job.
Ursasprite: And yet you must succeed.--The Dark Kingdom seeks to destroy Skaia.
BD: What-is-Skaia?
BD: No,-wait,-lemme-get-a-notebook!-I-have-to-tell-the-Team-this-stuff!

Ursasprite: A dormant crucible of creative potential.--Apparently.--These answers all seem decidedly pointless and unhelpful.
BD: Well,-it's-better-than-knowing-nothing.-Can-you-tell-me-more-than-that?
Ursasprite: Let me think.--It seems that through prototyping your Sprites before Entering, you and your friends have the power to Warp and Change the Battlefield on Skaia, breaking the two Kingdoms out of their eternal Stalemate.
Ursasprite: I'm fairly certain several of those words did not deserve special attention.

BD: I'm-sure.
BD: So...-I'm-assuming-that-everyone-is-going-to-end-up-here?

Ursasprite: Yes.--You and your friends have been chosen by The Medium: the Child of Time, the Guard of Gravity, the ERRORFILENOTFOUND, the Knight of Space, the Emissary of Secrets, and the Harbinger of Dust.
BD: Child-of-Time?
BD: Is-that-me?

Ursasprite: Apparently.
BD: So...-wait,-what-is-a-Child?-Some-kind-of-title?
BD: Nevermind.
BD: So...are-we-doing-this-for-the-Fate-of-Alternia?-Defeat-the-Black-Kingdom,-save-the-World,-something-like-that?

Ursasprite: No, your planet is doomed.--How nice of the game not to wrap that one up in a comforting riddle for you.
Ursasprite: I don't seem to have any particularly useful information.
Ursasprite: Now allow me to spend several hours describing the many excruciating details of your coming quest in increasingly poetic and cryptic riddles that will no doubt turn out to be rather pointless in the grand scheme of things.

BD: Go-ahead.-I'm-sure-the-Team-won't-notice-my-absence.

> oh god why.

12/04/11
"==->"

Hey, how's it going?

12/04/11
"==->"

12/04/11
"==->"

12/04/11
"==->"

12/04/11
"==->"

You immediatley regret doing that. Never again.

12/04/11
"Marnix: Do a barrel roll."

Weee!

12/04/11
"Marnix: Survey surroundings."

This is different.

It is very purple here.

Also you can fly. That's new too.

12/04/11
"Marnix: Wake up."

What happened? How did you end up here?

11/04/11
"==->"

11/04/11
"==->"

11/04/11
"==->"

11/04/11
"Elsewhere in Paradox Space..."

11/04/11
"==->"

CR: Okay ssso I sssee that the platform thing isss now in the ocean.
CR: You ssshould leave it there!
CR: And it will be an awesssome race to enter the game before it EXPLODESSS!

CG: yeah!!!
CG: its a TIMED PUZZLE
CG: ya gotta go FAST or yas gonna DIE
CG: GO NAJASH GO GO GO!!!
CG: JBD

CR: Yesssss, I am ssso looking forward to flirting with death today.
CG: tell him ah said HI!!!
CR: I'll let him know!
CR: 'Caussse me and death; we're like the sssweetessst of matessspritsss, man.
CR: We get each other.

11/04/11
"==->"

CG: oops

11/04/11
"Tronno: Try again."

11/04/11
"==->"

CG: wait
CG: lemme try dat AGAIN

11/04/11
"Tronno: Deploy Alchemiter."

11/04/11
"Najash: Carve totem."

-- copperheadRhythm [CR] began trolling cantankerousGeode [CG] --

CR: Hey Tronno? Quessstion.
CR: Where'd you put my big platformy lassser death thing?

CG: wat?
CG: oh DAT ting
CG: uhh
CG: ah dont tink ive PLACED it yet
CG: hehe OOPS!!

CR: Well ssslap that thing down sssomewhere; I've got pinwheelland to adventure through!
CR: Um
CR: But I feel like maybe I ssshould ssspecify here, jussst ssso we're clear.
CR: Keep it away from my front door.

CG: okayyyy
CG: ah tink ah found a GOOD spot!!
CG: yay!!

CR: M'kay, asss long asss it'sss not in front of the door. Or anywhere near the ocean.
CR: Or pretty much any other place that could oh my god I'm turning into Tolero.
CR: YOU KNOW WHAT
CR: PUT IT SSSOMEWHERE TOTALLY CRAZY AND INCONVENIENT.
CR: You and me, Tronno.
CR: We're gonna play thisss game on HARD MODE.

CG: ah was GONNA put it somewhere CONVENIENT
CG: but den ah realized dat was BORING
CG: so PREPARE yaself
CG: fer da HARD MODE!!!
CG: dis is gonna be soooo FUN

11/04/11
"Tolero: Go outside for a minute and look straight up."

Huh. Yeah. That's a circle swirly thing.

11/04/11
"==->"

FMK: Oh right, I meant to mention that but got distrakted by Tronno's antiks.
FMK: Yeah, Tolero is fine.
FMK: Just hurry up and play the game and the metors are no problem.
FMK: Also hurry up and start being furthur along in the timeline than you are now so my past-self kan be the one who has to deal with these ridikulous memos.
FMK: Seriously, I'm getting sik of having to post on his behalf every time be bekomes indisposed by one thing or another.


CURRENT blacksheepDaydreamer [CBD] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CBD: Najash,-don't-think-our-conversation-is-over.
CBD: Seriously,-we-need-to-continue-our-conversation-later.
CBD: A-shocking-development-has-occured.
CBD: Anyway.
CBD: You-started-a-memo-just-to-tell-everyone-I-died?
CBD: I-don't-know-whether-to-be-sad-that-you-did-that-in-general-or-happy-that-would-were-responsible-enough-to-mention-it.
CBD: But-yes,-I-am-alive.-Happy-days-for-all,-I-guess...

CCR: To what conversssation are you referring?
CCR: Clearly it isss not sssomething we have ever talked about and meritsss no further dissscussssssion.

CBD: Fine.-I-won't-tell-you-what-happened.
CBD: I'll-tell-Marnix-instead.-And-I-will-never-tell-you.
CBD: And-then-I-will-be-the-one-throwing-the-Spite-Party.

CCG: parties are SOOO much FUN!!!
CCG: can ah JOIN???
CCG: ali says dat da place yas in looks FLUFFY
CCG: miss POLITE GURL
CCG: uhh
CCG: ah mean TOLERO
CCG: JB]

CBD: Tell-Ali-I-say-thank-you.
CBD: And-you-can-if-you-want-to.-{8)

CCG: OK
CCG: ill make SURE ta let her KNOW
CCG: YAY PARTY!!!

CCR: Okay tell me geeze. (>_<)
CCR: I can't believe you would rather have a ssspite party with Marnix than with me.
CCR: Jussst becaussse I murdered your lusssusss in cold blood, asss if that'sss even a big deal!
CCR: How low can you sssink, Tolero? HOW LOW??

CBD: ...
CBD: Sometimes-I-wonder-if-you-ever-notice-what-you're-saying,-Najash.
CBD: And-I'd-rather-it-be-a-private-chat.

CCR: Tolero, you of all people ssshould know
CCR: I have no idea what I'm sssaying.
CCR: I jussst bang on my keyboard like an ape.
CCR: Really it'sss a miracle that I can even manage coherent sssentenceadsssfhorgcxzopwl

CBD: So-you-type-like-Karkat?
CBD: At-least,-that's-how-I'm-told-he-types.-I-find-it-rather-odd.-{8\

CCR: Oh wow, you even dessspissse hisss typing quirk!
CCR: KISSSMESSSISSS

CBD: NO.
CBD: NOT-KARKAT.
CBD: GOD.

CCR: If that'sss the way you feel, I will refrain from talking about your WILD HATELIFE OF FORBIDDEN PASSSSSSIONSSS in front of everybody even though it isss totally obviousss.
CCR: Gosssh darnit I'm nice.

CBB: sry 2 intrupt
CBB: but tolero how culd u manage 2 stand dat place
CBB: it is brite n cloudy at the sam tim
CBB: wat is dis i dont evn
CBB: wait u got away from de meteors?

CBD: What-do-you-mean?
CBD: This-place-is-beautiful!-If-I-didn't-have-to-progress-in-the-game,-I-could-just-sit-here-and-stare-at-it-all-night!
CBD: Or-is-it-day-now?

CCR: Wait, isss Aliesssh ssstill banned?


CCR unbanned CAB from responding to memo.

CCR: Well according to Trollian it isss ??:?? o'clock wherever you are.
CCR: Time zonesss I do not underssstand them.

CBB: i m confusd
CBB: i cnt see anyfing in de sky it is 2 cloudy so maybe it is day


CURRENT activeBeauty [CAB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CAB: what are...those circle swirly...things in the image...?
CAB: theyre getting...in the way of the...fluffy...

CBD: What-circle-swirly-things?
CBD: I-don't-know-what-you're-talking-about.

CCR: Look at the picture I posssted, Tolero.
CCR: Or wait, better idea. Jussst go outssside for a minute and look ssstraight up.

CCG: heheHE
CCG: yeah POLITE gurl
CCG: yas in da land of COTTON CANDY and FLUFF
CCG: heheheHEHEHAHA!!!

11/04/11
"Aliesh: Respond to memo."

You try responding to the memo but then you remember that you BANNED YOURSELF. Whoops!

AB: tronno can...you tell them that...i think the place looks fluffy...

11/04/11
"View sssosssweet.png."

11/04/11
"Najash: Inform the others."

CR: Ssso I know everyone isss sssuddenly sssuper intent on having big dramatic crisssesss and ssstuff
CR: But that'sss fine becaussse it turnsss out I'm a dirty rotten liar
CR: And Tolero isss fine, ssshe'sss jussst antisssocial and takesss forever to anssswer her messsagesss.
CR: Ssso yeah, problem sssolved, I guessssss.
CR: But hey who caresss becaussse it turnsss out that when we sssolve that weird puzzle and essscape the meteorsss
CR: THISSS ISSS WHERE WE GO.


copperheadRhythm [CR] sent file "sssosssweet.png"

11/04/11
"==->"

11/04/11
"==->"

11/04/11
"Tolero: Send file."

BD: Can-you-see-the-drawing?
CR: Yeah!
CR: Looksss kinda like your lusssusss.

BD: ....huh.-It-does-resemble-Ursa,-doesn't-it?
BD: ...OHMYGOD-URSA!!!

CR: What?
BD: Where-is-she?!-I-haven't-seen-her-here!!-Najash-is-there-anyway-you-can-check-where-my-hive-was-to-see-if-she's-there?-God-I-hope-not....-)'8}
CR: Um...
CR: Tolero, about Ursssa.
CR: Sssee, sssometimesss ssstuff happensss.
CR: And it'sss not anybody'sss fault, but it happensss all the sssame.

BD: ....what-did-you-do?
CR: Well sssee...
CR: Your mom wasss sssleeping on a big machine
CR: And then I ssshook it ssso she would wake up
CR: And might have accidently turned it on

BD: ...
CR: AND THEN SSSHE DIED BY METEOR. THE END.
BD: Najash.
BD: You-killed-my-lusus,-didn't-you?

CR: It wasss an accident!
BD: Najaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash
CR: I wasss jussst trying to wake her up and get her away from the meteor!
CR: I wasss trying to sssave her life, I didn't mean to kill her but then there were lasssersss and oh goodnessssss I am not good with computersss!!

BD: Why-did-you-not-tell-me?!
CR: There wasss sssome other ssstuff going on!
CR: I forgot!
CR: I mean, come on! My mom wasss ssspazing, my brother wasss dying, meteorsss were falling from the sssky, and Tronno put furniture in front of all my doorsss!!

BD: YOU-COULD'VE-TOLD-ME-BEFORE-ALL-OF-THAT.
CR: Oh look I ssshould go tell everybody you're not dead I'm sssure they'll want to know that I guessssss sssadly we can no longer continue thisss dissscusssion goodbye!


-- copperheadRhythm [CR] ceased trolling blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --

BD: I:<}

11/04/11
"Tolero: Draw."

> kid, you suck at art. don't quit your day job.
BD: Shut-up,-Game-Mech.-I'd-like-you-to-try-to-do-better.
BD: Oh,-that's-right.-You-can't.-Because-you're-a-Game-Mech.

> bluh bluh huge snob.
BD: Bluh-bluh-huge-bitch.

11/04/11
"Tolero: Contact Najash."

-- blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] began trolling copperheadRhythm [CR] --

BD: Najash.
BD: Are-you-there?

CR: OHMIGOSSSH YOU'RE NOT DEAD
BD: Wait,-what?-No,-of-course-not,-you-grub-brain.
BD: Why-did-you-think-I-was-dead?

CR: YOU WERE HIT BY A METEOR
BD: No-I-wasn't.
CR: THAT ISSS ACTUALLY A VERY CONVINCING ARGUMENT
BD: *sigh*
CR: Where are you? What happened?
CR: I can sssort of ssstill sssee your houssse, but everything'sss weird and bright and I thought the game messssssed up or sssomething.
CR: Due to you being dead.
CR: Which you aren't.

BD: I'm-not-entirely-sure,-actually.-Zoom-out-and-look,-though.-It's-beautiful.
CR: M'kay, hold on.
CR: ...
CR: Wow.
CR: I
CR: I am taking ssso many ssscreenssshotsss of thisss.

BD: I've-never-seen-anything-this-lovely-before.-It's-inspiring.
BD: ....


blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] is now an idle troll!

CR: Oh yeah, thessse are going ssstraight to Marnix.
CR: I'll be all, "hey, look what we did!"
CR: And he'll be all, "I don't kare kaussse I'm too kool"
CR: But sssecretly he will be weeping.
CR: WEEPING.
CR: What are you doing?
CR: Are you ssspacing out?
CR: Toleeeeeeeeroooooooo.

BD: Oh,-sorry.
BD: I-got-an-idea-for-a-redrom.

CR: Gonna put thisss in your book?
BD: Anyway.
BD: Just-so-you-know.

CR: Ssstory in which a female troll playsss a game with friendsss and isss sssomehow transssported to a magical land of pinwheelsss and ssstuff and alssso ssshe isss in hate with Karkat?
BD: There-is-a-very-strange-game-mech~
BD: STOP-WITH-THE-KARKAT-ALREADY.

CR: KISSSSSSSSSSSSMESSSSSSSSSISSSSSSSSSS
BD: Anyway.
BD: When-this-point-of-the-game-is-reached,-there-is-a-strange-game-mechanism-that-appears.

CR: Well yeah Tolero, I kinda noticed.
BD: Shut-up-and-let-me-finish.
BD: It's-a-voice.-Kind-of-like-a-guide,-except-you-can't-see-it...
BD: Mine-is-rather-rude...-I-don't-know-if-it's-different-for-everyone-or-if-we-all-just-get-the-same-jackass.
BD: Pardon-my-language.

CR: You're hearing voicesss?
CR: Did all the ssstressssss turn you crazy, Tolero? Becaussse I don't think this moiralleigience is gonna work out if we're BOTH insssane.

BD: He-keeps-bothering-me.-And-I-swear,-it's-a-game-mechanism.-He-warned-me-about-an-onslaught-of-creatures-called-imps.
BD: If-it-weren't-for-him,-I-probably-would-be-at-the-very-least-mildly-injured.

CR: OH NO TOLERO WASSS ALMOSSST MILDLY INJURED IT ISSS THE END OF THE WORLD
CR: Impsss?

BD: You-kill-them-and-instead-of-spewing-blood-they-spit-out-what-I-believe-is-the-games-currency.
CR: They bleed money.
CR: Sssweet!

BD: Yes.-I-wish-I-could-show-you...-hmm...-perhaps-I-could-illustrate-one??
CR: Yeah, ssshow me.
BD: Give-me-a-moment.


blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] is now an idle troll!

11/04/11
"==->"

BD: I'm-going-to-contact-Najash-now.
> no you're not.
BD: Yes,-I-am.-She's-my-server,-so-there's-kind-of-an-obligation-to-keep-her-posted.
BD: I-will-consult-with-you-before-we-do-anything-game~related.

> ...
> make it quick.
BD: Thank-you.-{8).

11/04/11
"==->"

> don't give me attitude.
> i swear you little freak i'm going to walk you right off a cliff one of these days.
> you'll never see it coming.

11/04/11
"==->"

> no notebook?
> good, now you can't talk back. we'll get so much more done this way.

11/04/11
"==->"

> tired?
> because let me tell you something, kid. those were the easy ones
BD: I-thought...
> write it down.

08/04/11
"Tolero: Level up."

You ascend through the pun-riddled rungs of your echladder and seize the coveted title of WOMAN OF WAR, expanding your grist cache and earning a windfall of boondollars!

You have no idea what any of that means, though.

08/04/11
"[S] Tolero: Strife!"

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08/04/11
"==->"

CG: wats DAT???
AB: i...i think thats...bardoro...
CG: wat HAPPENED ta him???

08/04/11
"Tronno: Look up."

09/04/11
"Aliesh: Look up."

AB: tronno
AB: tronnooooo...
AB: ...what is this i dont even

CG: wat are you tal---

09/04/11
"==->"

CCG: vladis
CCG: wheres bardoros CORPSE???
CCG: JB[

CBB: dddddddddddddddddddddddddd
CCG: dont FAKE it
CCG: ah can TELL when yas FAKIN it
CCG: JB[

CBB: no i m sleepin
CBB: i no nothing about ur lusus n any accidents wit it

CCG: WAT DID YA DO WID BARDORO???
CCG: TELL ME VLADSTER!!!

CBB: i dun no i was carying him up
CBB: but then i woke up n he was gone

CCG: silly VLADSTER
CCG: silly silly SILLY!!!
CCG: ya gots ta be AWAKE now
CCG: now is NOT NAPTIME!!!
CCG: its da ANTI NAPTIME!!!

CBB: w8 tronno
CBB: look up

CCG: why
CCG: are ya trying ta DISTRACT me again???

09/04/11
"Tronno: Examine beach for delicious meteors."

There are no impact craters on the beach; the meteors are still striking farther out to sea. Maybe later they'll get closer to waaaaait a minute.

09/04/11
"==->"

FUTURE mediokreKarapase [FMK] 9 HOURS FROM NOW responded to memo.

FMK: What the hek is going on here?
FMK: See, this is why I kan't leave you alone.
FMK: Tronno, as someone from the distant future and far more knowledge into these matters than yourself,
FMK: I really think you should not eat a meteor.
FMK: But frankly I'm disappointed at my past self for not stepping in and stopping this himself.
FMK: What the hell is he up to at this point?
FMK: Oh...
FMK: Right...
FMK: That...

CCR: Oh, ssso not cool Marnix.
CCR: Ragging on Tronno for hisss amazing ambitionsss.
CCR: Jussst becaussse you're jealousss that you didn't think of it firssst!
CCR: Ha, I bet you'd be too ssscared to eat one anyway.

CCG: dont care imma eat one
CCG: uhh
CCG: how am ah gonna get a meteor
CCG: should ah wait HERE or eat one of dem dat fell on da BEACH??
CGG: ah wanna go to da beach

09/04/11
"==->"

CCR: Haha what?
CCG: im gonna eat a meteor
CCR: Well um
CCR: Follow your dreamsss, man!

CCG: well its not like imma eat it straight outta da SKY
CCG: imma wait for it ta hit da ground and stop FLAMIN
CCG: ah wonder wat flavor it is
CCG: probably SPICY MAMGA EXPLOSION
CCG: JB]

CBB: tronno thats ridiculus
CBB: i dun care if u find 1 with diamnds inside
CBB: ur not eatng a meteor

CCG: no
CCG: imma do it
CCG: imma eat one
CCG: ah will

CBB: tronno stop
CBB: ill hit u wit a rok

CCR: Why mussst you crusssh hisss dreamsss??
CCR: WHAT KIND OF CRUEL WORLD ISSS THISSS
CCR: WHERE A TROLL CANNOT EAT A METEOR IF HE SSSO DESSSIRESSS
CCR: NOT A WORLD I WANT TO LIVE IN.

CCG: vladster
CCG: if ya throw a rock at me ill just eat it too
CCG: JBT

CBB: damit
CCR: DO YOU SSSEE THAT FACE HE ISSS MAKING VLADISSS
CCR: That isss that face of a troll
CCR: Who isss dessstined to EAT A METEOR.

09/04/11
"==->"

AB: YOURE GONNA WHAT?!
CG: eat a meteor
CG: dey look really tasty

AB: tronno there is a difference between rocks from the ground...................
AB: AND FLAMING BOULDERS FROM SPACE
AB: youre my friend...and i respect you
AB: but this has got to be the dumbest idea you have ever thought of
AB: ever
AB: ............................................

CG: dont care. imma do it. imma eat one
AB: ...i cant stop you...can i?
AB: i still think this is an incredibly idiotic idea......
AB: but i cant stop you........
AB: just...
AB: be careful alright?

CG: of course ahs be careful
CG: its not like imma eat dem while dere still on FIRE or anything
CG: sheesh

09/04/11
"==->"

CURRENT CantankerousGeode [CCG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CCG: imma do it
CCG: imma eat a meteor

09/04/11
"Tronno: Make an announcement."

Staring at the inevitable death raining down in fiery streaks around your hive, you have come to a decision.

There is no denying it any longer. It has to be done.

08/04/11
"==->"

CCR: Back!
CCR: And you'd be amazed at all the junk thessse meteorsss leave behind!
CCR: I jussst sssalvaged like, ten bottlesss of Faygo.

08/04/11
"Najash: Ponder."

...

08/04/11
"Najash: Examine square thing I mean Cruxtruder."

Yeah, there's pretty much no way you're extruding cruxite from this now.

But you still need cruxite to progress! Maybe you could borrow some from someone else who's been playing the game. But who else would be playing around here?

08/04/11
"==->"

CURRENT copperheadRhythm [CCR] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board TEAM PARADOX

CCR: Ssso, um, guysss.
CCR: I think Tolero might be dead.
CCR: Jussst to let everyone know.


CURRENT activeBeauty [CAB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CAB: hm...
CAB: bummer
CAB: ...
CAB: wait are you...serious?

CCR: Well ssshe wasss hit by a meteor and now ssshe'sss not resssponding to my messssssagesss.
CCR: But the thing isss, I can ssstill sssee her hive.
CCR: And it'sss like, really bright now.
CCR: Ssso I have no idea what'sss going on.

CAB: that is confusing...
CAB: i am...confused
CAB: what exactly...happened before the meteor...struck?

CCR: We were figuring out sssome of the game machinery, like the sssquare thing that makesss cylindrical thingsss and the long thing that makesss fancy thingsss from the cylindrical thingsss and the big thing that makesss blocky thingsss out of the cylindrical thingsss and book thingsss out of the fancy thingsss.
CCR: And then ssshe had to read a book but ssshe didn't have a pen ssso ssshe bit her finger becaussse it wasss unprofessssssional or sssomething, I duuuno.
CCR: And then meteorsss happened.

CAB: okay...
CAB: the obvious...answer here...
CAB: ...is...
CAB: so confusing that i want to tear my hair out............
CAB: ...and that would make it...look worse than it...already does
CAB: ...
CAB: speaking of...meteors
CAB: im noticing way...too many...to be some average...apocolypse...
CAB: or maybe its...above average?
CAB: id have to ask my...neighbor for an...exact measurement...but im not at my hive at...the moment

CCR: Isss there like, actually a ssscale for that kind of thing?
CCR: Do they measssure in meteorsss-per-sssecond or what?
CCR: 1-3 mpsss, average apocalypssse
CCR: 3-5 mpsss, sssuper apocalypssse
CCR: 5-6 mpsss, whatever the heck thisss isss
CCR: Ssseemsss like a weird thing to have a sssyssstem of measssurement for.

CAB: nono it...wasnt like that...
CAB: it was...more like...
CAB: if it would just...destroy some stuff...
CAB: up to...the annihalation of...alternia...
CAB: and...
CAB: ...umm
CAB: from what i can see from...tronnos roof...
CAB: this isnt too...far from the last...option
CAB: this is...getting distressing...

CCR: You think thisss isss really the end of the world?
CCR: Becaussse that would be sssweet.
CCR: Not the world ending part, but the fact that we got to sssee it!
CCR: I mean come on, how cool isss that?

CAB: if we...live through it sure
CAB: itd be as...you say sssweet...
CAB: ...
CAB: okay i have to ask what is this game you are all playing when the world is ending anyways..............???

CCR: It'sss called Sssgrub.
CCR: From what I heard sssome hacker sssomewhere made it for hisss friendsss, and sssomehow it got leaked on Trollian and now it'sss the hot new thing.
CCR: If you've been playing with Tronno then you probably know jussst asss much about the gameplay asss I do.
CCR: Not really sssure what the point of it isss, but Tolero and I figured that you have to beat the game to ssstop the meteorsss.
CCR: Problem isss, ssshe sssolved that ssstupid puzzle and ssshe ssstill got pulverized by ssspace rock.

CAB: how does...a game stop
CAB: wait...
CAB: nvm
CAB: you probably...dont know...
CAB: ...well
CAB: if this...game can supposedly stop...the meteors...
CAB: you should probably...hurry
CAB: so you dont...share torleos fate

CCR: Okay well it'sss Tolero but whatever.
CCR: Ssshould have paid more attention when ssshe wasss doing thisss... I guessssss next I have to make cylindrical thingsss with the sssquare thing?
CCR: Can I even do that if it'sss broken?
CCR: Meh, I'll get it figured out.
CCR: Talk to you later if I'm not dead! (^_^)

CAB: you are...way too energetic...
CAB: ...
CAB: ...
CAB: okay how do i get out of h


CAB banned CAB from responding to memo.

CURRENT breviloquentBuilder [CBB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CBB: wait
CBB: did u guys say meteor
CBB: i saw sum clos 2 tronnos place

CCR: Yeah, it'sss the apocalypssse and we're all going to die in ssspectacular novae of fire.
CCR: Man, I wisssh I wasss out in the fleet already, thisss would be ssso sssweet to watch from ssspace!
CCR: Anyway, I have to go try not to die now.
CCR: Keep a lookout for meteorsss around your hive.

CBB: ok
CBB: but i dun see any meteors here
CBB: the sky is 2 cloudy

CCR: Well that sssucksss. You won't get to sssee the end of the world!
CCR: But brb. Gotta try and fix a broken machine.

08/04/11
"Najash: First-tier prototype."

08/04/11
"==->"

BD: As-Equius-said-Gamzee-said...
BD: Let-us-kick-this-bitch-down-the-stairs.

> good girl.
==->

08/04/11
"==->"

> kid
> hey
> girl
> pay attention when i'm talking to you.
BD: ....No.-Piss-off.
> tolero
BD: I-was-wondering-when-you-were-going-to-call-me-by-my-name.
BD: That-just-proves-you're-in-my-head.

> listen to me you little brat in about thirty seconds imps are going to start spawning all over your house and if you get yourself killed this early in the game i swear to god i will paradox clone you and kill you again.
BD: Imps?
BD: ...oh-my-god-you're-a-game-mechanism.

> don't sell me short, kid.
> i'm YOUR game mechanism.
BD: I-apologize-for-being-rude-to-you,-uh...-sir?-Or-really-deep-voiced-madame,-whichever.
> you know on second thought just stand around for a while. say hi to the imps, i'm sure they're friendly.
BD: Too-late-for-comeuppance,-sir/madame.
BD: Plus,-I-did-apologize.-You-can't-say-we-aren't-technically-square-now.
BD: Alright,-I'm-going-to-go-fight-these...-imps?-Right?-I-will-talk-to-Najash-afterwards-and-inform-her-of-what's-going-on.

> no, you won't. we've discussed this.
> you're doing a solo session if i have to drag you kicking and screaming to skaia myself.
BD: Yes-we-have.-I-still-disagree-with-you-and-since-I-am-the-player-and-not-you-I-shall-do-what-I-please.
BD: Sir.

> ...
> we'll talk.

08/04/11
"==->"

> hey kid, would you ever so kindly please stab yourself repeatedly with that knife, if you could be so good, please and thank you.
BD: ....
> it would bring me ever so much joy to watch you suffer.
> i am going to do something sickening now.
> ^_/
BD: ....what?
> does that make you happy you little gray-faced freak?
> i think my soul just died a little.
BD: ....I-just-got-a-weird-feeling-I-should-be-perturbed.
> yes, that was my soul dying
BD: I-hope-that-means-you're-leaving-my-conscious-mind...
> i'm not in your head, kid.
> although i'm sure if i was i'd be drowning in stupidity.
BD: Well,-I'm-the-only-one-here,-aren't-I?-Where-else-would-you-be?
BD: Also,-I'll-have-you-know-you-could-be-a-lot-worse-off.
BD: You-could-be-inside-my-moirail's-head.

> i don't know about that. might be an improvement.
BD: I-highly-doubt-it.-You-were-obviously-spawned-after-I-met-her,-silly-sub-conscious-tick-of-mine.
> try to wrap your malleable little head around this.
> i am not a hallucination.
> wait, let me explain this in terms you can understand.
BD: Alright,-I'll-play-along.-Explain-it-to-me.
> you hear voice. voice not in your head. voice not happy fun make-believe!
> are you getting any of this or should i just cut to the chase and start making ape noises?
BD: You.
BD: *sigh*

08/04/11
"Tolero: Write it down."

BD: I'll-go-if-you-go-first.-{XP
> you see that knife in your hand?
> i want you to take that knife and stab yourself repeatedly.
its from me.
> and after you're lying on the ground in a twitching bleeding heap
> in a puddle of your own freakish blue blood
> maybe then we can talk like two goddamn intelligent people.
BD: ...I-was-about-to-ask-how-you-knew-my-blood-was-blue,-but-then-I-remembered-you're-a-delusion.
> you think you're hallucinating?
> you think your stupid little mind has half the smarts to dream me up?
> try bleeding out half the blood in your body and then you can talk to me about hallucinations.
> 'cause let me tell you, i've had some good ones.
BD: Please.-If-I-dreamt-you-up-you'd-be-charming-and-polite.-Which-is-why-I-didn't-dream-you-up.-You-are-a-subconsious-defense-against-the-inevitablility-of-me-realizing-something-is-horribly-wrong.
> you want charming and polite? i can do charming and polite.
BD: I-doubt-it.-Besides,-you'd-only-be-acting-in-order-to-protect-my-"fragile-mind".-Because-you're-a-halluciniation.
BD: I'm-going-to-message-Najash-now,-Sir-Delusion.

08/04/11
"==->"

> go jump off a cliff, kid.

08/04/11
"Tolero: Look around."

BD: ....apparently-I'm-not-dead.-This-is-a-good-thing.
BD: ....and-I'm-supposed-to-listen-to-the-voices-inside-my-head.-Because-that's-always-the-logical-thing-to-do.

> logic's got nothing to do with it.
> we're running on chaos now. get used to it.
BD: Last-time-I-checked~ Ya-know-what,-never-mind.-Pardon-me,-random-voice-inside-my-head,-while-I-tell-my-friend-that-I'm-alive-but-having-a-psychotic-breakdown.
> i don't think so, kid.
BD: Why-not?!
> trust me on this. if you're smart you won't get her into the medium.
> you're better off on your own.
BD: But...-won't-she-get-killed?
BD: She's-my-moirail!-I-can't-let-that-happen!

> yeah probably.
BD: ...you're-a-cruel-disemboddied-voice.
> you're an ugly little runt.
> but you're all i have to work with so the chain stops here.
> message your friends and tell them not to enter the medium.
BD: No.
BD: Leave-me-alone.

> don't argue with me you little brat.
BD: I'm-not-little.-I'm-8-sweeps.
> what
BD: *sigh*-Nevermind.
> look i can't hear you through this thing and i'm sick of reading your lips.
> write it down.
BD: ....

08/04/11
"==->"

08/04/11
"==->"

08/04/11
"==->"

08/04/11
"I TOLD YOU DOG!"

08/04/11
"FUK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS"

I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!

08/04/11
"==->"

MK: While you get bak to me, I'm just going to put the dowel in the lathe for the time beinsdafj

08/04/11
"==->"

MK: Alright, time to get my lathe on!
MK: Wow.
MK: This lathe is somewhat prekariously pershed isn't it?
MK: Whatever, I'll manage.
MK: Hey, I don't seem to have my prepuntshed kard yet.
MK: That's one of those starting items the game gives you isn't it?
MK: It looks like the lathe has a slot for it.

08/04/11
"Marnix: Examine seizure kernel."

-- mediokreKarapase [MK] began trolling blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --

MK: Awesome!
MK: My very own epilektik seizure ball!
MK: I'll have to find something nifty to stik in it later.
MK: First of all I need to unravel the mysterious puzzel of the cruksite dowel.
MK: What did you have to do with them Tolero?
MK: Tolero?
MK: You there?
MK: Meh no problem, I kan take it from here.
MK: I have a dowel and a lathe, the only logikal kourse of aktion is to utilize them together.

08/04/11
"==->"

> because i'm gonna keep you alive.

08/04/11
"hey kid."

> hey kid.
> you got a knife? good. hang on to it; it's your new best friend.
> here's the deal. your cushy little life just ended, and everything out there wants you underground.
> but you ain't gonna die.

08/04/11
"Act Two."

08/04/11
"==->"

12/09/11
"Red Pen: Recap."

M'kay.

It all began when Marnix and Najash got into an argument about music and decided to hate each other's guts.

Later, Najash invited her moirail Tolero to play Sgrub with her. The two of them connected as server and client, and Najash immediately began ruining Tolero's room. She deployed the game machinery and opened the cruxtruder by whacking it with Tolero's recuperacoon. Tolero was a little freaked out by the Kernelsprite when it emerged, so Najash, trying to be helpful, threw the recuperacoon at it. She missed and took out a wall, waking Tolero's hibernating lusus Ursa. Tolero ran off to fight Ursa.

Najash, bored out of her skull now that Tolero was no longer playing the game, messed around in her room for a while, writing Karkat blackrom slashfic and lamenting the existence of her brother Apysur. She finally contacted her friend Tronno and asked him if he wanted to play. Tronno was excited about the game and agreed to be her server. Tolero also began talking to Tronno, welcoming him to the team. Tronno then invited his moirail Vladis to play, berating him for sleeping all the time.

Meanwhile, Tronno's friend Aliesh found an interesting crystal and decided to bring it to Tronno, mainly as an excuse to visit the troll she was extremely flush for. When she messaged Tronno to tell him she was coming, he mentioned the game and how he had been talking to a "polite" girl named Tolero. Seething with jealousy, Aliesh trolled Tolero and told her to stay away from Tronno. Tolero had no idea what was going on.

Elsewhere on Alternia, Marnix's hive was being bombarded by meteors. Having heard from other people on Trollslum that the game was the only way to survive, and knowing that Najash was currently in a session, Marnix trolled her asking to join the team. Remembering their earlier argument and not understanding the connection between Sgrub and the end of the world, Najash instantly shot him down.

Najash stole her brother's copy of Trollian and called a team meeting to discuss giving their session a cool name. While they were debating, Marnix joined the discussion from five hours in the future to complain about how the name they had picked was stupid. He refused to tell them what the name was for fear of causing a paradox, inadvertently inspiring the team to name themselves Team Paradox... somewhat paradoxically. Najash turned on her berserker rage music and banhammered Marnix, then screamed at everyone and was generally a pain until Tolero reminded her to turn it off again.

Near the end of the conversation Aliesh finally arrived at Tronno's hive, and he went to let her inside. Aliesh was happy to assist Tronno in playing Sgrub.

Najash asked Tolero to invite Marnix to play, because she wanted to use the game to beat him into the dust and prove her superiority, but didn't want Marnix to know that she wanted him to play. During the conversation it was hinted at that Najash was extremely caliginous for Marnix, whereas Tolero was slightly flush. Both denied this. Tolero then contacted Marnix and asked him to join their team. After agreeing to be his server, she realized that she only had two hours and fifty-eight minutes left on her timer, and told Marnix to hold his horses while she figured out what she was supposed to be doing. Almost immediately afterward she was wracked by guilt.

After hearing a crash and seeing a bright flash of light just outside her hive, Najash went to the window and saw meteors falling from the sky, and a smoldering crater where her nearest neighbor, Gamzee Makara, used to live. Unaware of his departure to the Land of Tents and Mirth, she told Tolero he had died, and the two of them held a small, sarcastic funeral.

Vladis began placing the game machines around Tronno's hive. He put the cruxtruder in Tronno's room but for some reason put everything else on the roof. Tronno climbed up to look at it and was momentarily distracted by the view, while Vladis and Aliesh stayed behind and very carefully opened the cruxtruder.

Marnix installed the game and stared at the screen in a manner suggesting that he and Najash were made for each other. He wasted no time in setting up Vladis's machines, boasting that he was a far more efficient server than Najash. Vladis was not impressed. Marnix opened the cruxtruder by bashing it with Vladis's recuperacoon, getting sopor slime everywhere. Vladis was doubly not impressed.

Tolero finally returned to playing the game, only to discover that her favorite toy, Eminence Rey, had been damaged when Najash was messing around in her room. She berated Najash about it while mending the doll, only to have it yanked out of her hands when Najash decided Eminence needed to have an epic battle with the Kernelsprite. She accidently prototyped it, but got back on good terms with Tolero because the sprite was no longer so unnerving.

While Aliesh examined the cruxite dowel she'd retrieved from the cruxtruder, Vladis saw a lightning strike outside of his hive and went to investigate. His lusus, Presbyte, had been crushed by a falling tree. In a touching series of last goodbyes, Vladis promised to devour its head, as was the family tradition. He retrieved the head and returned to his hive to explain to Tronno what to do with his machines, referring to several incomplete walkthroughs he'd found online. His own Kernelsprite seemed oddly attracted to Presbyte's head.

Meanwhile, a huge meteor was bearing down on Marnix's hive. After hearing an explosion, he went outside to see the remains of his massive lusus lying in an impact crater. After panicking, Marnix realized that it was only his guardian's exoskeleton, and that the real Skorpidad was safe and sound below ground.

Still on his roof, Tronno noticed meteors headed for his hive as well.

Tolero also saw a meteor on a collision course with her hive. Najash noticed the connection between the meteor and Tolero's timer, and advised her to continue playing the game in hopes that winning would stop it. Meanwhile, she went to wake Ursa and get her out of harm's way. Ursa had fallen asleep on top of the alchemiter, and when Najash shook the machine in an attempt to wake her, she accidentally activated it and sent a laser beam through Ursa's head. To hide the evidence she prototyped the Reysprite with Tolero's dead lusus.

Tronno noticed something strange at the base of his hive. Jumping down several stories to get a closer look, he discovered that it was the dead body of his lusus Bardoro.

Meanwhile, out at sea, Najash's lusus Snakemom and her brother Apysur were injured in a meteor strike. Looking out her window, Najash saw meteors raining down and decided to go looking for them.

Aliesh, who had just finished carving a totem with the prepunched card, brought it upstairs and found Tronno in tears over the loss of his lusus. He was too upset to bring the totem back to his roof, so Aliesh used her hydrokinesis to transport them both, unaware of Tronno's hydrophobia. Vladis tried to help by bringing Bardoro's body, but he fell asleep at his computer and dropped it onto Tronno's kernelsprite, first-tier prototyping it.

Najash at last found her lusus and brother. Apysur was bleeding badly, but when she tried to approach him Snakemom attacked her. In desperation, Najash strangled her lusus in order to save her brother.

As he was returning to his hive, Marnix looked up to see a gargantuan meteor descending. He tried to get ahold of the rest of the team, but due to their various crises, no one was responding. In his panic he fell out of his chair, accidentally sending a recuperacoon through Vladis's wall.

Vladis at last began eating Presbyte's head, but when he offered some to his kernelsprite he accidentally prototyped it.

Najash and Apysur returned to their hive to see that Tronno had placed the cruxtruder in a pool of water in front of the front door. They were trapped outside until the water caused the machine to short-curcuit and explode, starting Najash's countdown and demolishing part of the wall. Najash deposited Apysur in her recuperacoon and proceeded to change out of her bloody clothes.

Aliesh, concerned about Tronno's skittish behavior, contacted Vladis to ask what he was so afraid of. Vladis dodged the question, having promised not to tell anyone about Tronno's fear of water.

At last Tolero responded to Marnix and began setting up the game machines in his hive. She opened his cruxtruder by carefully deleting part of the floor above it and causing his couch to fall on it. She then went back to her own game, creating lots of cruxite dowels while her timer ticked down to two minutes. After some experimentation with the machines, she finally created her entry item, an unfinished book. Reasoning that she had to complete the book in order to solve the puzzle and stop the meteor, Tolero bit her thumb and wrote the last word in her own blood, entering the Medium mere seconds before her meteor struck.

Years in the future, but not many, an exile with a mechanical arm, leg, and eye travels across the sands of Alternia, the symbol for the South Wind in Mahjong on his shroud and the tattered remains of Tolero's belt clutched in his hand. He comes across a Sgrub station buried in the sand.


Now let's get on with the story.

12/09/11
"==->"

Well that was pretty cool. I wish cool stuff like that would happen to me.

Too bad they're keeping me as an art slave in this attic.

06/04/11
"END OF ACT ONE."

06/04/11
"[S] Years in the future, but not many..."

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06/04/11
"==->"

06/04/11
"Tolero: Write."

CR: TOLERO YOU HAVE THREE SSSECONDSSS
CR: TOLE

06/04/11
"Tolero: Alchemize book."

BD: HEY-NAJASH.
BD: LOOK-AT-WHAT-IS-IN-MY-HAND-RIGHT-NOW.

CR: It isss a book. Why would you wassste time with a book you are going to die ssseriousssly I ssshould jussst drop that thing in your load gaper now and make you get back to work.
CR: You are going to die becaussse you are ssstupid and then when you do I'm gonna laugh and laugh and laugh
CR: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BD: It-could-be-an-insruction-manual-on-how-to-evacuate-the-population!-This-could-save-our-lives,-Najash!
CR: Ssso read it!!! We have literally lessssss than a minute until your hive getsss meteor'd!
CR: And posssibly until MY hive getsss meteor'd, I don't even know.
CR: READ FASSST

BD: Uh...
BD: It's-too-long!-I-can't-read-this-in-less-than-a-minute!

CR: TICKTOCKTICKTOCKTICKTOCK
BD: STOP-THAT.
CR: YOU HAVE THIRTY SSSECONDSSS JUSSST SSSKIP TO THE END
BD: Uh......
BD: Alright-alright!!
BD: Uhm...-yada-yada-yada-wait.
BD: UGH-HOW-LAZY.

CR: What?!
BD: They-didn't-even-finish-it-properly.
CR: Whatever jussst read the part where it tellsss usss how not to die!!!
CR: Thisss isss a game thing! The game gave usss the book; the book will sssave our livesss, now read it!!

BD: They-couldn't-even-be-bothered-to-finish-writing-"The-End!"-I-gotta-finish-it,-Najash!!-Seriously-how-un~
BD: Where-are-my-pens-at?

CR: Finisssh it asss in finissshing it will help you not die? Isss that the puzzle here?
CR: Tolero you have ten sssecondsss!

06/04/11
"==->"

CR: It'sss ssstill raining fire, by the way. The meteorsss are getting bigger, too.
BD: Hang-on!


blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] is now an idle troll!

CR: Your concern isss really touching.
CR: Ticktockticktockticktockticktockticktockticktock

06/04/11
"Tolero: Go out to balcony."

CR: Whoa okay, now it'sss doing sssomething.
CR: What did I do with your recuperacoon? I bet I could ssspeed thisss processs up.
CR: Come to think of it, where'd the blue thing go? I bet we could throw thessse at it.

BD: No.-Stop-throwing-things.-You'll-only-break-my-stuff-worse.
CR: Ssseriousssly Tolero, work fassster. You're about to pull a Gamzee over there.
CR: And by that I mean "die a horrible fiery death," and not the thing people usssually mean when they sssay "pull a Gamzee".

BD: Hmm...-I-wonder.


blacksheepDaydreamber [BD] is now an idle troll!

CR: Now what?
CR: Are you ssspacing out about your booksss Tolero don't you dare ssspace out about your booksss right now I ssswear I will hurt you.

BD: I'm-checking-out-what-this-card-does-in-this-machine-thing.
CR: Ok well hurry up.
BD: Hey,-look-what-this-card-made!

06/04/11
"Tolero: Waste five hours making Cruxite dowels."

You already did that!

CR: What have you been doing in here?
BD: Oh,-I've-been-figuring-out-the-stuff-about-this-game.-It's-seems-kind-of-complicated-at-first,-but-once-you-figure-it-out-it's-fairly-simple.
CR: I sssee you've been making...
CR: Cylindersss.
CR: Um, good for you, I guessssss.

BD: Yeah.-{8D;;;;
BD: They-have-to-be-used-for-something.-I-just-don't-know-what-yet.

CR: Okay, ssso your timer hasss like two minutesss left.
CR: Maybe you'd better figure it out.
CR: Have you tried the other machinesss?
CR: The onesss I put on your balcony?

BD: Not-yet.-I-wanna-try-the-platformy-one-next,-now-that-I've-gotten-the-hang-of-this-part.
CR: Well by all meansss no need to hurry.
BD: Shut-up,-Najash.
BD: Anyway,-I'm-going-outside.-Be-right-back.


blacksheepDaydreamber [BD] is now an idle troll!

CR: Tick tock tick tock tick tock.

06/04/11
"Marnix: Examine new installations."

Land sakes alive, we are cooking with petrol now!

06/04/11
"==->"

BD: If I were you, I'd cover my eyes.
BD: That-light-gets-pretty-bright.

06/04/11
"Tolero: Delete floor."

06/04/11
"==->"

BD: There-we-go.
BD: Also,-I-hope-you-weren't-going-to-use-that-couch-anytime-soon.
BD: Or-go-to-the-top-floor-of-your-hive.
BD: Sorry.

MK: I have a koutsh?
MK: I honestly forgot that I had a koutsh it's been so long sinse I've used it.
MK: Really it's only there as a formality.
MK: As for the upper floors, I kan't see their inaksessability being a problem in the near future.
MK: Definetely not.
MK: But any whitsh way,
MK: I'm glad that things are moving along.
MK: Now let's get our kruxtruder smakdown on and get this stuff taken kare of.

BD: Yes,-about-that.
BD: I'm-not-entirely-sure-how-you're-going-to-approach-that.
BD: Najash-used-whatever-was-convenient,-which-to-her-was-my-now-broken-recuperacoon.
BD: However,-I'm-pretty-sure-you'd-like-a-good-day's-sleep,-so-I'll-refrain-from-doing-that.
BD: Is-there-anything-you-wouldn't-mind-me-using-to-knock-it-open,-or-would-you-like-to-do-that-yourself?

MK: Hmm.
MK: Well, from my limited eksperiense with these devises, it seems as though it rekwires more forse to open than the klient would be able to generally muster.
MK: So I will leave it to you to open it.
MK: Perhaps with the aforementioned koutsh of unknown origin, or my Magna-kube Penultimate up on the 4th floor.

BD: Wait,-your-what?
BD: Oh,-you-mean-that-big-multicolored-block-puzzle?
BD: That-looks-a-little-too-fragile-for-my-tastes...
BD: I'll-just-use-your-couch,-then.
BD: Now,-how-will-I-get-it-to-your-room....

MK: SGrub allows you to edit the strukture of my hive does it not?
MK: If I'm not mistaken, the koutsh should be right above my respiteblok.
MK: I don't really need that seiling anyway.

BD: Ah,-this-is-true.-I-didn't-think-of-that.
BD: Oh,-wait.
BD: I-put-the-alchemizer-there.
BD: Dammit.
BD: Pardon-my-language.
BD: Hmm...
BD: Let-me-see-if-I-can-do-this...

06/04/11
"Tolero: Explore."

You zoom in once more and start clicking around his hive. Hopefully you won't run into anything unsavory or odd.

You quickly find a few good spots for the machines to fit in.

06/04/11
"Tolero: Zoom out."

You take a moment to gawk at the size of his hive. He wasn't kidding when he said it was large - it is truly the biggest you have ever seen.

You take a screenshot for Najash later. She is more suited for snarky remarks about his unnessecarily huge hive than you are.

06/04/11
"Tolero: Get this party started."

You finally connect with Marnix as his server player, and politely ask him to move away while you set things up. You start by cautiously moving his recuperacoon to the other side of the room, and setting up the CRUXTRUDER, then deploying the-

OH GOG DAMMIT.

BD: It-seems-that-not-all-of-the-equipment-is-going-to-fit-in-here.
BD: Is-there-anywhere-else-you-would-like-me-to-put-this-stuff?
BD: It's-all-fairly-large,-so-I'll-need-a-lot-of-space.

MK: Have you tried zooming out with SGrub yet?
MK: My hive is really little more than open spase.
MK: Admittedly I didn't really think through what I would put in it when I kompleted it.
MK: But it is the biggest hive, and therefore the best.
MK: Also, I would like to ekspress my appresiation for your assistanse in this matter.
MK: Both your own and Najash's.
MK: For the sake of shivelry of whatever nonsense, I felt I needed to make this klear.
MK: But don't you dare ever let her know I said that.

BD: Your-secret-is-safe-with-me,-don't-worry.
BD: Gossip-is-sort-of-beneath-me,-if-you-know-what-I-mean.
BD: Anyway.
BD: I'll-go-set-up-that-stuff-now.

06/04/11
"Najash: Troll Tolero."

-- copperheadRhythm [CR] began trolling blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --

CR: Hey Tolero
CR: Did Marnix sssend you that picture of hisss meteor?

BD: I-don't-know.-I've-been-kind-of-busy.
CR: Okay well check your chatlogsss becaussse ssseriousssly.
CR: It'sss gargantuan.

BD: And-you-haven't-been-much-help-either~-but-I-guess-I-can't-blame-you-for-that.
CR: I HAVE BEEN KIND OF BUSSSY TOO OKAY
CR: People are dying over here.
CR: Geeeeeeeeeeze cut a girl sssome ssslack.

BD: How-big-is-it?-Prospectively,-I-mean.-And-I-was-going-to-continue,-but-you-kind-of-cut-me-off.-)8<}
CR: Okay well
BD: Is-it...-say...-Snakemom-sized?
BD: Bigger?-Like...-I-dunno,-moon-sized?

CR: Ssso much bigger.
BD: Than-snakemom-or-the-moons?
CR: Like... the sssize of Troll Texasss.
CR: Or maybe jussst Troll Rhode Isssland.

BD: ...OH-SHIT.-Pardon-my-language.
CR: Look, the point isss that it'sss big.
BD: Alright.
CR: And pretty epic.
CR: Totally usssing it asss my desssktop wallpaper right now.
CR: I have it sssaved to my computer asss "TheThingThatKilledMarnix".

BD: Najash.
CR: I ssshall treasssure it alwaysss~
BD: That-is-terrible.
CR: What no it'sss awesssome.
CR: It isss ssso cool. I look at my ssscreen and there'sss thisss big gigantic meteor and it'sss awesssome.

BD: Besides,-if-he-dies-now,-then-he-won't-be-able-to-grovel-at-you.-And,-technically,-you-won't-be-able-to-beat-him.-Because-his-meteor-killed-him.
BD: And-that's-pretty-much-all-there-is-to-say-about-the-matter.

CR: Dying by meteor ssstill countsss asss losssing.
CR: Which isss by extensssion me beating him.

BD: I-think-I've-gotten-to-a-point-where-I-can-take-a-break.
BD: I'm-going-to-go-help-him-now.

CR: Ahg no!
BD: What?
CR: I jussst wanted you to sssee the cool meteor, I didn't want you to actually DO anything about it!
CR: You can't help him until I get him to grovel!

BD: ...I'm-his-server.
CR: HE HASSS NOT GROVELED, TOLERO
BD: I-have-to-do-something-about-it.
CR: THERE ARE PROTOCOLSSS
CR: AND YOU MUSSST FOLLOW THEM
CR: OR WE WILL ALL DESSSCEND INTO MADNESSSSSS
CR: MADNESSSSSSSSS I SSSSSSSSSAY

BD: Otherwise-he'll-die!-Najash,-I-don't-want-that-on-my-conscience!!
CR: WE'RE TROLLSSS WE DON'T HAVE THOSSSE
BD: I-do.
CR: You sssuck.
BD: You're-crazy.-So-we're-even,-then?
CR: Yeah pretty much.
CR: We complete each other~

BD: ...holycrap.
CR: What?
BD: I'm-looking-at-the-picture-now.
BD: Pardon-my-language,-but
BD: Holy-shit,-that-thing-is-HUGE.

CR: It isss the BESSST meteor.
CR: I am ssso jealousss.
CR: And if you tell him I sssaid that I'll ssstrangle you with a piano wire.

BD: It-looks-kinda-close.
BD: I'm-going-to-get-started-on-setting-his-stuff-up.

CR: NOOO
CR: TOLERO
CR: TOLERO IF YOU <> ME YOU WILL NOT DO THISSS

BD: I-do-<>-you.
BD: Think-of-this-as-what-is-called-"tough-<>".

CR: you sssssssssssssssssssssuck
BD: I'm-doing-it-now,-even-though-you-don't-like-it,-so-that-you-won't-regret-it-later.
CR: sssssssssssssssssssssssssssuck sssuck ssssuck
CR: MAXIMUM SSSUCKAGE

BD: I-swear,-if-you-start-typing-things-in-eights-I-will-hurt-you.
CR: WHATEVER.
BD: Oh,-and-can-you-send-me-a-file-for-the-new-trollian?
BD: I've-been-keeping-a-log-of-what-I've-been-doing-so-that-it-can-help-the-others.

CR: Here'sss your ssstupid Trollian.
CR: Sssucky McSssuckface the Sssuckiessst.

BD: You-<>-me.

-- copperheadRhythm [CR] sent blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] the file "InstallTrollianBeta" --

BD: Thank-you.
BD: I'm-going-to-go-assist-him-now.
BD: And-don't-worry.
BD: I'll-let-you-reveal-your-blackrom-feelings-on-your-own.{>;)

CR: Yeah whatever go sssuck up to the king of sssuck.
CR: You can join the Sssuckage Komittee.
CR: And be the treasssurer of sssuck.

BD: ...did-you-just-use-a-'k'-instead-of-a-'c'?
CR: YESSS BECAUSSSE THE LETTER K SSSUCKSSS
CR: ASSS BEFITSSS THE SSSUCKAGE KOMITTEEE

BD: *sigh*
BD: Fine,-be-in-denial.-I'll-talk-to-you-later,-when-you're-in-a-better-mood.

CR: (>_<)


copperheadRhythm [CR] blocked blacksheepDaydreamer [BD]

BD: D,8>}


copperheadRhythm [CR] unblocked blacksheepDaydreamer [BD]

CR: Hey Tolero I jussst thought of sssomething!
CR: If you ussse that picture asss your desssktop wallpaper we would match and that would be awesssome!

BD: You-just-blocked-me!
BD: *sigh*
BD: Fine,-I'll-use-it.-Goodness...

CR: YAY!
BD: Bye.
CR: Bye!


-- copperheadRhythm [CR] ceased trolling blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --


-- mediokreKarapase [MK] began trolling blacksheepDaydreamer[BD] --

MK: Hello again.
MK: I was wondering what progress has been made towards the eventual goal of akting as my server.
MK: I appologise if I was a bit pushy before.
MK: But I really would very mutsh like to get this taken kare of as soon as possible.
MK: If I may, please allow me to send you this pikture summing up my kurrent predikament.

mediokreKarapase [MK] has sent you FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.img


mediokreKarapase [MK] is now an idle troll!

BD: Oh-my.
BD: I'm-sorry-it-took-me-so-long-to-get-back-to-you.
BD: But-I'm-here-now,-so-let's-get-this-party-started.

06/04/11
"==->"

That sure was a close one. You don't think it's good idea to tell her just yet, considering what happened.

Not that you really could. Tronno made you promise not to tell.

06/04/11
"Aliesh: Ask Vladis."

-- activeBeauty [AB] began trolling breviloquentBuilder [BB] --

AB: i need to...ask you some...thing
AB: does tronno...have anything he...doesnt like...
AB: or hates...?

BB: yes
BB: he doesnt like it wen i sleep

AB: you can...see me...right?
AB: i am...face palming...so hard right...now
AB: ...
AB: is there...anything tronno doesnt like...that isnt...related to you...?

BB: uh
BB: he doesnt like shoelaces
BB: neithr do i rly

AB: AAAAARGH...!!!


-- activeBeauty [AB] ceased trolling breviloquentBuilder [BB] --

06/04/11
"==->"

CG: ali
CG: najash said ya should pat me on da back
CG: id prefer if ya didnt
CG: cause
CG: im still a little FREAKED
CG: JB[

AB: really i...dont know why youre so...upset
AB: did...i do something wrong...?

CG: yah
CG: ya did
CG: an ah dont wanna talk bout it

AB: ...
AB: ...
AB: okay...

06/04/11
"Najash: Fanservice!"

CR: Hey Tronno, I jussst thought I'd let you know
CR: I'm gonna change out of thessse bloody clothesss.
CR: Ssso if you plan on watching, hide your ssscreen.
CR: Unlessssss Aliesssh wantsss in on the action. (^_~)
CR: no but sssrsssly gtfo

CG: why would ah wanna do DAT???
CG: yer so SILLY
CG: JBT

CR: Jussst messsssssing with ya, Tron.
CR: But good anssswer!
CR: Tell Aliesssh to give you a pat on the back for me.

CG: okaaay
CG: I still dont geddit



-- mediokreKarapase [MK] began trolling copperheadRhythm [CR] --

MK: Najash.
MK: I have been informed by Tolero that you are aware of my partisipation in your game session.
MK: As sutsh, I will be brief for reasons whitsh should be adekwatley klear from this pikture.

mediokreKarapase [MK] has sent you FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.img
MK: Tolero tells me she is unable to begin akting as my server bekause she is not yet done being your klient.
MK: If you would be so kind, I rekwest that you hurry up and do what needs doing.
MK: If at all possible I would like to avoid being hit by a moon.

CR: Marnix thisss isss sssuch a bad time for you to be bothering me with thisss you don't even know.
CR: Alssso jussst becaussse you're on the team
CR: probationally
CR: Doesssn't mean I owe you sssquat.
CR: But sssince you insssissst on whining like a sssissssssy about it
CR: I could probably convince Tolero to hurry thingsss up.
CR: But you're gonna have to beg me.

MK: I afraid that that is simply impossible.
MK: Our spite-o-meter has already swung far enough in your favour with my unsolisited rekwest to join the team.
MK: I shudder to think what would happen to it if I were to stoop to begging at your behest.
MK: That meteor needs to get a lot kloser before that happens.
MK: But elaborate.
MK: What in partikular makes this sutsh a bad time?
MK: You have pikwed my kuriosity.

CR: Aw man it hasss been ssso epic.
CR: Sssnakemom died and my bro Apysssur wasss like, hemorrhaging hisss grossssss fuchsssia blood all over the place and Tolero'sss meteor isss jussst a couple minutesss away and it'sss raining fire.
CR: Ssso you know, the usssual ssstuff.
CR: Ssso much cooler than your boring excussse for a life.

MK: Raining fire?
MK: Man, I told you Naj.
MK: I told you about meteors.
MK: My meteor is the best meteor and you are inkredibly jealous.
MK: I had meteors before it was kool.

CR: What no
CR: Your meteor isss a lame OLD meteor
CR: And mine are awesssome NEW meteorsss.
CR: Fresssh outta ssspace, all sssleek and modern and up to date.
CR: Face it, Marnix. Your meteor isss yesssterday'sss newsss.


-- copperheadRhythm [CR] ceased trolling mediokreKarapase [MK] --

06/04/11
"Najash: Stop your brother from bleeding to death."

First things first. You bandage up Apysur as best you can and deposit him in your recuperacoon. The nourishing sopor slime will help him heal.

Well, probably. You're not really good with this first aid stuff.

06/04/11
"==->"

At least the door will no longer be a problem.

06/04/11
"Cruxtruder: Explode."

OH GOODNESS

Who would have thought that installing complex electrical equipment knee-deep in seawater could have such horrible consequences? There is absolutely no way anyone could have seen this coming!

06/04/11
"==->"

06/04/11
"Najash: Move Cruxtruder."

You wonder if you can just...
Just sort of reach over...
And...

06/04/11
"Najash: Be trapped outside."

It's no use. You can't get the door open as long as the Cruxtruder is in the way. You'll have to move it.

06/04/11
"==->"

CR: ........
CR: Except thisss. Thisss isss new.

06/04/11
"==->"

CR: Oh hey yeah, I forgot about that!
CR: You broke my drumsss and ssstuff?
CR: Man I break thossse like once a week, don't even worry about it!
CR: There'sss pretty much nothing you can do to my hive that I haven't already done to it.

06/04/11
"Tronno: Place game machines in Najash's hive."

CG: hey NAJ
CG: sorry ah hadnt been doin mah PART in yas room
CG: imma get ta dat now
CG: ...
CG: sorry bout yas MUSIC STUFF
CG: and
CG: ah hope dat machine dont mess up cause of da WATER

06/04/11
"Tronno: TRAUMA."

AB: tronno...?
AB: you look...a little pale...er
AB: whats...wrong?

CG: ali
CG: what would ya TINK is WRONG!!!
CG: really

06/04/11
"==->"

BB: wat just happnd
MK: That is an ekselent kwestion.
MK: Near as I kan tell
MK: A fuking mirakle.

BB: ya ok
BB: presbytes hed is now floatng

06/04/11
"Vladis: Share."

You offer it a bite. Hopefully it won't be greedy like Presbyte was. You only ever got an eye or two.

06/04/11
"Vladis: Headfeast."

You decide it is finally time to fulfill your promise to your dear lusus.

But that sprite sure is eyeing that head... Maybe. It is hard to tell since it lacks any facial features. But of course nobody can resist a headfeast, and a headfeast is just not quite a headfeast without a friend. Seeing as you lack any in your close proximity, the sprite will have to do.

06/04/11
"Vladis: Retrieve recuperacoon."

Yeah, you're never getting your sleeping quarters back. You'll probably be sleeping on the floor for a while. Not like you already don't.

That sprite seems to have quite the interest in regards to Presbyte's head...
Which reminds you.

06/04/11
"Vladis: Troll Marnix."

--breviloquentBuilder [BB] began trolling mediokreKarapase [MK]--

BB: can u c me
BB: rite here by my windo hole
BB: tell me wat u c rite here

MK: That is a very nise, spasious window you have there.
MK: I'd imagine it would allow for a very pleasent breeze.
MK: You planned that window out well.
MK: Whish it to say that is was always that way.
MK: Bekause that's how you made it.
MK: Given your keen sense of window kraftsmanship.

BB: im going to pretend nothin happnd
BB: n pretend ther is no giant hole dat is letin in wind n all this thundr
BB: if u promis not 2 tuch anything else

06/04/11
"==->"

Whoops...

06/04/11
"==->"

06/04/11
"==->"

06/04/11
"Marnix: Nobody is responding. React accordingly."

You flip the fuck out.

06/04/11
"==->"

CR: Nevermind, um...
CR: The problem jussst resssolved itssself.

BD: What-happened?
CR: Sssnakemom'sss dead.
BD: ....holy-crap,-really?
CR: Yesss.
CR: She wasss hit by a meteor.
CR: That isss absssolutely the way ssshe died.

BD: I'm-sorry-for-your-loss.
CR: It'sss how ssshe would have wanted to go.
CR: Probably.

BD: But-you-should-probably-figure-out-how-to-stop-your-brother-from-bleeding-to-death.
CR: Yeah.

06/04/11
"==->"

06/04/11
"==->"

06/04/11
"==->"

06/04/11
"Najash: Quickly retrieve brother from lusus."

06/04/11
"==->"

CR: Back.
BD: You-got-him?
BD: You-didn't-hurt-yourself-in-the-process,-did-you?
BD: Najash?

CR: Lotta blood. Lot of it.
BD: Omigod!-What-happened?!
BD: No,-you-can-tell-me-later.-Go-bandage-yourself-or-whom-ever-needs-bandaging!

CR: Apyssser isss getting blood all over everything.
BD: AAH-GO-FIX-HIM.
CR: I can't! My mom isss freaking out and ssshe won't let me near him!
BD: UGH-YOUR-MOM-IS-SUCH-A-HYPOCRITE.
BD: Seriously.

CR: Ssso basssically he'sss gonna bleed to death becaussse my ssstupid sssnakemom wantsss to sssit out here and sssnap at meteorsss.
BD: ....
BD: THIS-IS-STUPID.

CR: brb again.
CR: I... have to go do sssomething.


copperheadRhythm [CR] is now an idle troll!

06/04/11
"[S] Najash: Reunite with your loving mom and brother."

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06/04/11
"Marnix: -UUUUUUUUUKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!"

-- mediokreKarapase [MK] began trolling blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --

MK: Hello again.
MK: I was wondering what progress has been made towards the eventual goal of akting as my server.
MK: I appologise if I was a bit pushy before.
MK: But I really would very mutsh like to get this taken kare of as soon as possible.
MK: If I may, please allow me to send you this pikture summing up my kurrent predikament.

mediokreKarapase [MK] has sent you FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.img


-- mediokreKarapase [MK] began trolling copperheadRhythm [CR] --

MK: Najash.
MK: I have been informed by Tolero that you are aware of my partisipation in your game session.
MK: As sutsh, I will be brief for reasons whitsh should be adekwatley klear from this pikture.

mediokreKarapase [MK] has sent you FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.img
MK: Tolero tells me she is unable to begin akting as my server bekause she is not yet done being your klient.
MK: If you would be so kind, I rekwest that you hurry up and do what needs doing.
MK: If at all possible I would like to avoid being hit by a moon.

06/04/11
"==->"

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUU-

06/04/11
"Marnix: Return to your hive."

Well, I think that was just about enough excitement for...

06/04/11
"==->"

copperheadRhythm [CR] is now an idle troll!

BD: You-okay?
BD: Najash?-Hey,-you-alright?
BD: Najash?!
BD: ...NAJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASH.
BD: NAJASH.-Hey,-what-are-you-doing?!-Najash?!

CR: TOLERO
CR: IT
CR: IS
CR: RAINING
CR: FIRE

BD: D8>}!!!!
BD: YOU-MUST-BE-SERIOUS.
BD: COS-YOUR-S-KEY-FORGOT-TO-STICK.

CR: Oh god oh god my brother isss ssswimming outssside I need to go find him!
CR: Jussst um
CR: Jussst keep trying to beat the game for now and I'll talk to you in a little bit!
CR: And don't worry about Ursssa becaussse I totally took care of that.

BD: Oh-yeah-I-forgot-you-had-a-brother...
BD: Be-careful!

CR: IT ISSS RAINING FIRE
CR: CAREFUL ISSS NOT THE WORD HERE

BD: Seriously-Najash.-Don't-do-anything-stupid.
CR: For once in my life, I will try.


-- copperheadRhythm [CR] ceased trolling blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --

BD: I-have-a-bad-feeling....

06/04/11
"==->"

06/04/11
"==->"

06/04/11
"Be the glub glub huge fish."

Your name is APYSUR GUIVRE.

And you are not having a good day.

06/04/11
"Vladis: Help."

BB: dddddddddddddddddddddddd

06/04/11
"==->"

06/04/11
"Aliesh: Get on with it."

06/04/11
"==->"

-- breviloquentBuilder [BB] began pestering cantankerousGeode [CG] --

BB: tronno wat r u doing
BB: u shuld b getting that dowel up ur tower

CG: im not too sure ah can make it up dere VLADMAN
CG: well ah mean of COURSE ah can CLIMB up dere
CG: but
CG: just lookit da bottom of ma HIVE

BB: oh
BB: tronno i
BB: sorry

CG: its okay VLADSTER
CG: ya didnt know
CG: but now ya do
CG: so what we gonna do NOW???


AB: hmm...how about i...
AB: speed things up...a bit...?

06/04/11
"Tronno: Turn around."

CG: oh.... Ali
CG: didnt see ya dere

AB: tronn?
AB: ...what happened?
AB: what...could've possibly made...you so upset?

CG: bardoro
CG: he
CG: he dun got killed by a tsunami
CG: ah waited too long on feedin him
CG: and da meteors
CG: dey killed im when he was out fishin fer his supper
CG: ah
CG: ah canna look anymore
CG: can we jes go an play da game now
CG: please

AB: thats...thats terrible...
AB: but im...afraid i cant do that...tronn...
AB: i...think i have...to place this in...
AB: something...or another...
AB: i...think its...on the roof...
AB: and...i cant climb like...you can...
AB: so...

CG: we will get dis sorted out
CG: somehow
CG: Im sure mah brorail will help us

06/04/11
"Tronno: EXTREME DISTRESS."

06/04/11
"Aliesh: Go upstairs."

06/04/11
"==->"

The impacts of the meteors in the ocean caused a tidal wave that smashed your lusus, Bardoro, when he was fishing. He never saw it coming.

06/04/11
"==->"

CG: NOOOO!!!!!

06/04/11
"==->"

CG: no
CG: it... it cant be

06/04/11
"Tronno: Land."

You grab the windowsill firmly and enter your respiteblock.

06/04/11
"==->"

06/04/11
"Tronno: Get a closer look"

06/04/11
"==->"

06/04/11
"Tronno: Look down."

06/04/11
"Aliesh: Use Pre-Punched Card on Totem Lathe."

06/04/11
"Vladis: Deploy Pre-Punched Card."

06/04/11
"==->"

Oh wait, it's just his exoskeleton. He must be molting right now and is probably safe and sound in the caverns.

You hope nobody saw your little display.

06/04/11
"Marnix: GENUINE DISTRESS!"

Oh God! SkorpiDad!

What were you even doing out on the surfase? Now what am I supposed...

06/04/11
"Najash: Hide the evidence."

06/04/11
"==->"

CR: Um.
CR: Yesss, you do that.
CR: Turn the wheel and ssstuff. Don't even worry about what'sss going on over here. I've totally got it covered.

BD: Hey,-I-got-this-cylinder-thing!
CR: Uh-huh, that'sss great. Hey, brb for a minute.

06/04/11
"Najash: Attempt to wake Ursa."

06/04/11
"Tolero: Go see what the square thing does."

BD: There's-something-inside-this-thing.-I-can't-reach-it-though...-I'm-going-to-see-what-turning-that-wheel-thing-does.

06/04/11
"==->"

BD: Oh-my-god-there-is.
BD: NAJASH-THERE'S-A-METEOR-HEADED-TOWARDS-MY-HIVE-WHAT-DO-I-DO!?

CR: Yeah that'sss nice. Do you think the blue thing'll eat more ssstuff if we try and feed it?
CR: Like, sssay, sssopor ssslime, hypothetically...

BD: NAJASH.
BD: MY-LIFE-IS-IN-IMMINATE-DANGER.

CR: Wait what?
BD: THERE-IS-A-METEOR-HEADING-TOWARDS-MY-HIVE.
CR: Wow
CR: um
CR: Sssucksss to be you, I guessssss!

BD: D8<}
BD: HELP-ME,-IDIOT.

CR: Here'sss a crazy thought. Why don't you jussst like, GET OUT OF THE WAY.
CR: GEEZ TOLERO, way to overcomplicate thingsss.

BD: I-don't-think-I'd-make-it-out-of-the-way-in-time.
BD: Besides,-Ursa-fell-asleep-again.-And-she-would-probably-just-fight-me-again-if-I-woke-her-up.

CR: Time being, sssay... one hour and forty-two minutesss? Jussst asss a rough essstimate?
BD: ....you-knew-about-this,-didn't-you?
CR: That'sss what the timer on the sssquare thing sssaysss. Ssso...
BD: *sigh*
CR: Countdown to your gruesssome death! Totally called it!
BD: You-also-said-it-was-making-popcorn.
CR: It may alssso be making popcorn.
BD: Alright,-so...-what-do-I-do-now?
CR: I dunno, but I guessssss if the meteor isss a game thing, we've got to beat the game to ssstop it?
CR: Go sssee what the sssquare thing'sss doing.

BD: Fine,-I-will!
CR: And I'll wake your mom up and try to get her out of the hive and away from meteor death.
CR: Happy now?

BD: Yes.-Very-much-so.

06/04/11
"Tolero: Look up."

BD: .....
BD: Uh,-Najash.
BD: I-think-there's-a-meteor-headed-towards-my-hive.

06/04/11
"Aliesh: Examine totem lathe."

-- breviloquentBuilder [BB] began trolling activeBeauty [AB] --

BB: aliesh
BB: do u no wat we r supposd 2 do wit d cruxite

AB: ...i barely know...what game youre all playing...anyways
AB: how...would i know what...this does...
AB: ...
AB: sorry...
AB: this thing has...been following me and...flashing really annoy...ingly
AB: this is irritating...
AB: i am irritated

BB: i guess well have 2 ax some1 then
BB: ya mine is bodring me 2
BB: it wont stop gettn near presbytes hed

AB: ...who?
BB: my lusus
BB: ok i red sum mor walkthrus
BB: most of dem r stupid n dont go beynd the 1rst few hours in gam
BB: soon be able 2 use any of dem
BB: enuff rantin
BB: dey say somethn bout usng d carv thng go do stuff with it
BB: im goin 2 deal wit dis gog glowng thng

06/04/11
"Tolero: Proceed to feel terrible."

It's not that you don't want to help him out of his current situation- you really truly do. But you have your own things to do right now. You hope he understands that.

But that doesn't stop you from feeling terrible about making him wait.

Ah well, at least this game isn't a matter of life and death or anything.

06/04/11
"Tolero: Answer Marnix."

MK: You there?
MK: I think I may have just died in a meteor impakt.
MK: Please do your servering while I investigate.


-- mediokreKarapase [MK] is now an idle troll! --

BD: I'm-sorry.
BD: You're-going-to-have-to-hold-on-just-a-little-bit-longer.
BD: I-think-I've-figured-out-what-to-do,-but-I-want-to-make-sure-I-have-it-right.
BD: I-really-am-sorry.

06/04/11
"==->"

Dear sweet troll jegus...

06/04/11
"Marnix: Go outside."

This doesn't take as long as one might assume despite the size of your hive, given that you pretty much only use the bottom two floors.

06/04/11
"Marnix: Investigate."

Oh god! What was he even doing out on the surfase?

06/04/11
"==->"

MK: You there?
MK: I think I may have just died in a meteor impakt.
MK: Please do your servering while I investigate.

06/04/11
"Marnix: Troll Tolero."

-- mediokreKarapase [MK] began trolling blacksheepDaydreamer[BD] --

MK: You there?
MK: I need you to start with whatever it is you need to do.
MK: I am getting very mutsh unkomfortable with the proksimity of the impakts I'm hearing.
MK: I would very mutsh appresiate it if...
MK: HOLY KARP!

06/04/11
"Meanwhile..."

06/04/11
"==->"

06/04/11
"==->"

BB: oh
BB: i think u need 2 put the cruxite on that thing
BB: n mak something out of it

CG: CRUXITE?
CG: wats DAT???
CG: it dont sound like any rock I know
CG: JB[

BB: im not sure
BB: wait ill ask aliesh

CG: kaaaaaayyy
CG: get back ta me when ya FIND out
CG: JB]
CG: ...
CG: is it just ME or is it getting HOTTER out here

06/04/11
"Tronno: Check pocket."

--cantankerousGeode [CG] began trolling breviloquentBuilder [BB] --

CG: ahahaHAHAHAHA
CG: ah forgot ah had a grubphone
CG: dis makes stuff a LOT easier
CG: JB]
CG: soooo
CG: VLADSTER!!!
CG: ah forgot ta ask YA
CG: wats dis machine FOR???
CG: JBT

06/04/11
"Tronno: Examine alchemiter."

CG: woooOOAHHH
CG: whats DAT???

06/04/11
"Vladis: Be the EXTREME troll."

You are now the EXTREME troll.

CG: sure is COOL up here
CG: JB]

06/04/11
"==->"

You gently pat Presbyte on the nose. You promise that you will, in return for it's care, devour it's head as it would yours.

06/04/11
"==->"

You peek out of your ROOM WINDOW. Actually, it is not much of a window, it's really just a hole you cut out when you accidentally trapped yourself in your room while BUILDING IT. Most of your house isn't even near completion, considering you have yet to add A DOOR. Instead you cut another hole near some stairs that you originally planned to lead to another room, which leads to you FALLING ON YOUR ASS each time you enter. You can't even access your room without the help of Presbyteromantis Orditera. As a matter of fact, where has your Lusus gone to...?

06/04/11
"Tolero: Be the lazy lazy troll."

You are now the lazy lazy troll.

AB: what am...i holding?
AB: and what is that...glowing...spherical object...trailing me...?

BB: i hav 1 following me 2
BB: i dun no wat 2 do with it
BB: wait somthing just happend outside

06/04/11
"Najash: First-tier prototype."

BD: ....it....-ate-him.
BD: THE-BLUE-THING-ATE-EMINENCE-REY!!!!

CR: Well that sssucksss. What elssse can I throw at it?
BD: NO.-I-don't-want-it-eating-anymore-of-my-things!!
CR: Not even jussst a couple of little thingsss?
BD: Hey,-it-looks-kind-of-like-him-now-though.-I-guess-now-the-blue-thing-isn't-as-scary....-{<8)
CR: Sssweet.
CR: I did good? Lessssss creepy now, right?
CR: Isss it talking?

BD: I-think-it's-trying-to.-It's-making-a-weird-rattling-sound...-it-looks-like-it's-freaking-out.
CR: Ssso you and it will get along perfectly. You can be high-ssstrung buddiesss and freak out together when I do minor and completely repairable damage to your hive.

06/04/11
"==->"

BD: Just-make-sure-not-to-hurt-them.-I-mean~
BD: NO-NOT-HIM!!-HE'S-FRAGILE!!!

CR: The mighty Eminence Rey fightsss hisss lassst and greatessst battle againssst the dreaded Blue Ssscourge! Will he be victoriousss, or will the viciousss sssmackdown tear hisss little beanie body apart?
CR: It isss the battle of the century! Fly, Eminence! Pchooo pchooo!

BD: Noooo-Najash!!-He's-seriously-fragile!-I've-already-mended-him-like,-five-times!!
CR: Don't care! Pchoooooooooo!

06/04/11
"Tolero: Mend."

BD: EMINENCE-REY-IS-THE-MAIN-CHARACTER-OF-MY-OLDEST-AND-MOST-BELOVED-STORY.
BD: AND-YOU-THREW-HIM-ON-THE-FLOOR.

CR: What are you, like two sssweepsss old? Why do you even have all of thessse?
BD: NO.
BD: I-use-them-to-visulize-my-storylines.

CR: You play with them?
BD: No.-I-write-with-them.-There's-a-difference.
CR: You act out ssscenesss from your ssstoriesss with them. That sssure sssoundsss like playing with them to me.
BD: Well,-it's-not.
BD: Anyway,-at-least-he's-easy-to-fix.
BD: Let's-get-playing.-Seriously.
BD: ...UGH.
BD: The-blue-thing-is-still-following-me.

CR: No problem!
CR: I told you I would take care of it, and I will totally take care of it!
CR: By continuing to throw ssstuff at it!
CR: You don't need thisss computer, right?

BD: YES-I-NEED-IT-NUMBNUTS.
CR: Well obviousssly I can't ussse your recupracoon!
BD: Throw-something-I-don't-need-at-it,-fool!!!
CR: Well how am I sssuppossssssed to know what you need?
CR: It'sss like you need everything in thisss ssstupid hive.
CR: Needy needy needy.

BD: Well,-I-need-the-computer-to-chat-with-you-so-that-you-don't-do-anything-too-stupid.
BD: If-I-don't-need-it-to-live-or-play-the-game.
BD: Let's-go-with-that.

CR: Okay!
CR: I'll ussse your Beanie Ssspawn!

BD: D8>}!!!!-Najash!!
CR: OH COME ON
CR: At leassst thisss isssn't going to sssmasssh up your wallsss.

BD: ...fine.
CR: DIE, BLUE THING!!!

06/04/11
"==->"

-- blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] is now an idle troll! --

CR: Your Beanie Ssspawn?
CR: I threw a recuperacoon through your wall and you're mad at me about your beanie ssspawn?

06/04/11
"Tolero: OH-MY-GOD."

BD: NAJASH.
BD: NAJASH-WHAT-DID-YOU-DO.
BD: YOU-HURT.
BD: EMINENCE-REY.

CR: OHMIGOSSSH
CR: THAT ISSS TERRIBLE
CR: WHO ISSS EMINENCE REY???

06/04/11
"Aliesh: Be the bossy girl."

You are now the bossy girl.

BD: Okay!
BD: Let's-just-focus-on-doing-some-stuff.

CR: Oh sssweet, the cursssor changed when we got more people!
BD: That's-nice-Najash,-but-we-need-to~
BD: Oh-my-god.

06/04/11
"==->"

BB: go ahed n pull that out

06/04/11
"Vladis: Get this."

06/04/11
"Vladis: Help Aliesh."

AB: is...this it...?
AB: now what?

BB: try removing that cap
AB: It's...not working...
BB: hold on ive got this

06/04/11
"==->"

BB: oh god
BB: y would u even do that
BB: hold on i hav to help aliesh

06/04/11
"Marnix: Get this."

MK: Whoops.

06/04/11
"==->"

BB: wait
BB: wat am i supposed 2 do
BB: i cant even lift the lid on this thing

MK: That's a lid?
MK: I thought it was just a pekuliar spout.
MK: No matter.
MK: I've got this.

06/04/11
"Marnix: Get to your serverly duties."

MK: Bam! Mission kritikal items plased!
MK: In rekord time!
MK: And in sutsh a konvenient konfiguration.
MK: I am the best at this.
MK: You are so luky you got me as your server.
MK: Now our viktory is assured.
MK: See what you kan do with those doo-dads.
MK: I'm going to go see what else this program kan do.

06/04/11
"Marnix: Install Sgrub."

You're not entirely sure what's happening, but it's pretty damn awesome.

06/04/11
"Enter name."

Your name is MARNIX KHARON.

You're a PRETTY COOL GUY you suppose. Perhaps the coolest ever. In fact, you're pretty sure you are. Some people may call you a NARCISIST or an ATTENTION WHORE, but you know they're just jealous.

But for the most part you are pretty chill. Sitting comfortably high on the hemospectrum, purple but slightly too blue to be aquatic, you don't give it much thought, unless of course you're dealing with someone who does care in which case you will use it to maniplulate the krap out of them. That is one of your specialties. You are manipulative, greedy and a liar. Still, somehow you manage to bring it together in a somewhat charismatic fashion, which allows you to still have some friends despite your introverted personality.

In your free time you maintain a variety of interests. In addition to TROLLING (or DEBATING as the case may be) anyone and everyone you can get the attention of, you have dabbled a bit in EXTREME ROLEPLAY. The rest of your free time is whittled away on a PLETHORA OF USELESS TIMEWASTERS, such as playing solitare or mucking about with puzzels. Your strife specibus is currently set to ARMORKIND, being equiped with bladed gauntlets crafted from the karapase of your lusus.

As a few points of interest, your Fetch Modi is LEGOBIN, which is just about the most frustrating thing ever, as it allows you to access any item, until the time comes when you actually need it for something. The symbol adorning your sick threads is of Pluto, which is a throwback to Scorpio, which is represented again via your Lusus. But you don't know this because these things don't exist on Alternia.

Your trolltag is mediokreKarapase and the letter 'si' is dead to you. Furthurmore, you use the letter k whenever you kan, for it is the best letter. The best.

06/04/11
"Vladis: Answer mediokreKarapase."

--mediokreKarapase [MK] began pestering breviloquentBuilder [BB] --

MK: You there!
MK: Vladis is it?
MK: I am Marniks.
MK: I will be joining your team in order to make sertain our viktory over whatever it is we are fasing.
MK: And also Najash.
MK: Near as I kan tell, I am your server.
MK: You will konnekt to me now.
MK: There is no time to waste.

BB: ok
BB: ill dl the stuff then
BB: hold on
BB: ok im done
BB: dont mess around 2 much

MK: I make no promises.


What is this guy's deal?

06/04/11
"Vladis: Answer Aliesh."

-- activeBeauty [AB] began pestering breviloquentBuilder [BB] --

AB: tronn has...requested for me...to...convserse with you while he...climbs to...the top of his...hive
AB: ...so...
AB: I...am still confused...about this game you're...playing
AB: could you...elaborate a...bit please?

BB: i think u r supposd to use the cruxtroad thing and start a countdown
BB: n then escape
BB: i red sum things online but ther isnt much
BB: i put it downstairs

AB: escape...?
AB: ...from what?...

BB: dunno
BB: most walkthrus dont go that far
BB: but i suggest u go help tronno

AB: tronn...told me to...stay here and talk...to anyone...that trolls him
AB: ...so thats...what...im doing
AB: also...
AB: no...matter how...many times i come...here
AB: i can never seem to find my...way around
AB: so i...let tronn do what...needs to be done...here...
AB: ...im happy to oblige with...his requests
AB: no matter how simple they may be
AB: ...
AB: im...ranting again...
AB: arent i...?

BB: its k
BB: i rather read than rite
BB: maybe if u carried that laptop around
BB: i culd tell u were 2 go
BB: i can c the hole house on my laptop

AB: ...o...kay
AB: im going...downstairs now...
AB: not that you...need to...know
AB: being able to see...me and all

06/04/11
"Najash: Investigate."

BD: Najash,-are-you-there?
BD: Najash?
BD: Answer-me.
BD: This-is-not-a-request.

CR: I'm looking out my window
CR: And there isss a sssmouldering crater where hisss hive ssshould be.
CR: It'sss pretty sssweet, actually.
CR: Y'know, other than the whole him being dead and all.

BD: No,-that-is-not-sweet!
BD: One-of-the-highest-ranking-members-in-our-society-was-crushed-by-a-meteor!!

CR: And that'sss a bad thing?
BD: Yes.
BD: That's-a-bad-thing.-{>8(
BD: You-thinking-that-is-sweet-is-a-terrible-thing!

CR: Ssseriousssly though, what are the oddsss of a meteor landing in that ssspot exactly? Pretty ssslim, right?
BD: ...
BD: I-guess-when-you-put-it-that-way....

CR: Jussst think with me for a sssecond about how awesssome that isss.
CR: MIRACLESSS MAN

BD: ....Shut-up,-Najash.
BD: Anyway.-Are-you-okay?

CR: I'm good.
BD: Okay.
CR: I'm not the one being crussshed under ten tonsss of ssspace rock.
CR: Maybe I ssshould sssay a few wordsss.

BD: Najash.
CR: Here liesss Gamzee. He wasss a pretty cool guy. He likesss clownsss and doesssn't afraid of anything.
CR: Today we mourn hisss tragic passsing.
CR: He'sss in a better place, now.

BD: *takes-off-imaginary-hat-and-wipes-imaginary-tears*
CR: Goofing around in that big circusss up in the sssky.
BD: I-have-half-a-mind-to-tell-Equius-about-this.-Just-to-see-what-he-says.
CR: Your creepy sssweaty neighbor?
CR: He would FREAK.
CR: Sssee if you can get him on hisss webcam. Take sssome ssscreenssshotsss.

BD: Ew,-I-don't-wanna-take-a-photo-of-some-creepy,-sweaty-wiggler.-That-would-waste-space-on-my-computer-anyway,-plus-it's-just-nasty.
BD: Anyway,-we-need-to-get-playing-this-game.

CR: Right sssorry.
CR: EXCUSSSE ME for thinking that the horrible fiery death of my next door neighbor wasss more important than sssome computer game you're playing 'caussse you're bored.
CR: GOD what a horrible perssson I am.

BD: You-didn't-even-know-him.
BD: You-don't-really-care-and-both-of-us-know-it.

CR: Yeah who caresss.

06/04/11
"==->"

-- copperheadRhythm [CR] began trolling blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --

CR: Tolero
CR: Tolero
CR: Tttttttoooooooollllllllllleeeeeeeerrrrrrrooooooooo
CR: Tolerotolerotolerotolerotolero
CR: TOLERO

BD: WHAT.
CR: Oh hi!
BD: SWEET-TROLLIAN-JEGUS-WHAT-DO-YOU-WANT?!
CR: um
CR: What do you know about meteorsss?

BD: PARDON-ME-FOR~
BD: Wait,-what?
BD: Why?

CR: Meteorsss. Like, great big fiery rocky death plummeting from the sssky.
BD: I-know-what-a-meteor-is,-you-loser.
BD: Why-the-sudden-interest-in-them,-though?

CR: No real reassson.
CR: It'sss jussst that I think one of thossse jussst pretty much annihilated Gamzee Makara.

06/04/11
"Meanwhile..."

06/04/11
"Tronno: Ascend."

06/04/11
"==->"

AB: tronn ill...go see what...he put
AB: you...stay here...and...do what you need...to do...

CG: no ALI ya stay HERE
CG: its HARD ta climb ALL da way to da TOP
CG: ah practice a LOT so ahs can do it
CG: but ah dont tink yas could MANAGE it
CG: ya sould talk ta VLADMAN for me
CG: an deal wid da GRUBTOP stuff

06/04/11
"Vladis: Interrupt."

-- breviloquentBuilder [BB] began pestering cantankerousGeode [CG] --

BB: tronno r u done the dl yet
CG: yeah!!!
CG: dats finished
CG: ah was just about ta start playin wid NAJ

BB: k ill wait
BB: gonna take a nap

CG: hey
CG: hey VLADSTER
CG: yas should be PLAYIN yas GAME
CG: not SLEEPIN

BB: fine
BB: im placing sum stuff around
BB: u can go c it when u n ur girl friend r done

CG: wat???
BB: i meant friend girl (:/
BB: i placed the stuff on ur roof btw so climb up ther whenevr

CG: AWESOME!!!
CG: to da roof ah go
CG: PCHOOOOOOO!!!!
CG: JB]

06/04/11
"Tronno and Aliesh: Pound on keyboard with wild abandon."

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAH

06/04/11
"Tronno: Greet Aliesh."

AB: hey...tronn
AB: how nice...to...see you again...

CG: its AWESOME to see ya too
CG: come in!!!
CG: ah was just about ta start messin wid NAJS room
CG: wanna HELP???

AB: i...guess?
AB: what...kind of...game is this...?
AB: ...seems interesting

CG: ah dont KNOW much about it
CG: but it sounds EXTREMELY FUN!!!
CG: im connected ta NAJ
CG: and ah gotta move her STUFF ah tink
CG: lets go LOOK at da CONTROL tings

AB: what...are all those...buttons...up there?
AB: ...looks complicated

CG: no idea
CG: lets press ALL da buttons
CG: ALL of dem

06/04/11
"==->"

hi...bardoro....

CCR: Oh yeah. Lossserface isss on the team now, guysss.
CCR: Tolero'sss fault.

CBD: And-on-that-note.
CBD: I-am-afraid-that-I-must-excuse-myself-for-a-moment.
CBD: I-need-to-get-some-of-this-SGrub-stuff-done.-The-timer-on-my-uh...-Cruxtruder?-Is-that-what-it's-called?
CBD: Anyway.
CBD: The-timer-is-now-on-2-hours-and-50-minutes.-I'm-assuming-that-if-I-don't-get-whatever-needs-to-get-done-finished-soon,-something-bad-will-happen.
CBD: I'd-rather-it-not-come-to-that.
CBD: I-will-see-you-all-after-I-complete-my-tasks.
CBD: Goodbye-everyone.-Wish-me-luck!-{8D


CURRENT breviloquentBuilder [CBB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CBB: ddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd


CURRENT activeBeauty [CAB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CAB: tronn im...here...
CAB: guess ill...get off this...now


CURRENT cantankerousGeode [CCG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CCG: okay then!!
CCG: Imma go downstairs ta GREET ya
CCG: JB]

06/04/11
"Aliesh: Arrive."

CURRENT copperheadRhythm [CCR] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board TEAM PARADOX.

CCR: Now we're talking!
CCR: Oh hey Tronno, you're connected!
CCR: I'm gonna connect to you asss a client, and then sssomebody elssse ssshould connect asss your server.
CCR: And then we can play thisss awesssome game!
CCR: How'sss your timer doing, Tolero?


CURRENT blacksheepDaydreamer [CBD] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CBD: Ah,-sorry.-Spaced-out-again-for-a-second.-The-plot-thickens!
CBD: Anyway,-now-that-we-have-a-team-name,-are-we-going-to-get-down-to-business?
CBD: My-timer-reads-2-hours-and-56~-no,-55-minutes.-I-probably-should-get-to-work-on-some-of-this-stuff.


CURRENT mediokreKarapase [CMK] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CMK: Well well, look who it is!
CMK: It's Marniks! Everyone is releved by his presense.
CMK: Now now, settle down. There's krusial work to do.
CMK: Right then, who's my klient, who's my server.
CMK: Let's get this show on the road.
CMK: Najash has an unfair head start and it will take at least a portion of my kunning to overtake her.

05/04/11
"==->"

-- copperheadRhythm [CR] began trolling blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --

CR: Tolero, what'sss the deal with Marnix?
CR: Have you invited him to play or what?

BD: Yes.-Actually-I-was-just-about-to-message-you.
BD: I-told-him-that-I'd-come-up-with-something-beneficiary-to-you-to-get-him-on-the-team.
BD: So-think-of-something-so-I-can-say-he's-on.

CR: Yaaaaaaaaaaaay we're gonna play a game with Marnix! (OuO)
CR: Wow isss it ever hard to do emotesss with thessse hornsss.
CR: (^_^)
CR: (o_o)
CR: (@/^)
CR: That lassst one wasss my face in the blender.
CR: It ssseemsss vitally important that I have an emote at hand for that.
CR: Anyway.
CR: Tell Marnix that I sssaid that he could play.
CR: But only 'caussse you were practically crawling on the floor begging me.
CR: Becaussse you are ssso totally flusssh for him.

BD: ...what?
BD: I-am-not!! {>:#(
BD: I-barely-know-the-guy!
BD: Geez.-Why-must-you-make-such-stupid-rumors-up-Najash?
BD: And-I'm-not-telling-him-that.
BD: I-will-tell-him-that-he's-on-the-team,-though.
BD: Anyway,-you-never-did-tell-me-why-you-wanted-him-on-the-team.
BD: Are-you-flush-for-him,-Najash?
BD: I-won't-tell-him-if-you-are.-I-know-how-you-like-to-keep-up-appearances.

CR: It wasss a joke. Defensssive much, Tolero?
CR: Isss that little emoticon blussshing?
CR: Are you blussshing, Tolero?
CR: You are!
CR: I can sssee you on my ssscreen and your face isss indigo all over!
CR: You are totally flusssh for Marnix!
CR: Pffffhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

BD: Najaaaash!!-{<:#(
BD: I-am-not!-You-know-I-get-easily-embarrassed-when-the-subject-is-romance!
BD: And.
BD: MY-BLOOD-IS-BLUE.
BD: NOT-INDIGO.
BD: GEEZ.

CR: Y'know Tolero, I think between your fuzzy sssnugglefessst with Marnix and the sssordid ssseething blackrom with Karkat you write all that ssslassshfic about, you may have filled all your quadrantsss!
BD: NOT-KARKAT-SLASH.
BD: And-sadly,-I-have-no-red-shaded-feelings-for-anyone-yet.
BD: Only-white-for-you.
BD: And-sometimes-I-wonder-why.-That's-usually-when-you-decide-to-do-something-nice.
BD: *sigh*
BD: Anyway.
BD: Why-are-you-avoiding-my-question?
BD: Answer-it.-Seriously,-are-you-flush-for-him-or-not?

CR: You want to know why I want him in the game?
CR: It'sss ssso I can beat him into the dussst.
CR: I want him to watch asss I totally rock at thisss game and am better than him at everything ever.
CR: And when he'sss lying broken in the dirt
CR: And sssobbing asss he gathersss up the ssshardsss
CR: Of ssshrapnel from hisss ssshattered ssself esssteem
CR: He'll look up at me with bessseeching eyesss
CR: And sssay, "Najasssh Guivre..."
CR: "Song In Which Narrator Confesssesss to His Mother Grub Regarding a Murder, and Subsssequently Regretsss Hisss Actionsss and Dreadsss Hisss Coming Punissshment, Followed by Hisss Attempted Negotiation With The Law Ending In Hisss Rejection Of Sssocietal Normsss And Hisss Decreeing That Nothing Really Mattersss Anyway"
CR: "Isss the greatessst sssong ever and I sssuck for not liking it."

BD: ....
BD: You-want-him-on-the-team-so-you-can-get-him-to-confess-he-sucks?
BD: ....
BD: Wow.-I'm-not-entirely-sure-what-kind-of-fantasy-land-you're-living-in,-but-I'm-sure-it's-sopor-induced.-I-do-not-approve.
BD: Either-that-or-you're-way-caliginous-for-him.-Which,-given-what-you-said-just-now,-would-make-a-lot-of-sense.

CR: My fantasssy land isss ssso sssweet.
CR: It'sss like I'm ssskipping around in a beautiful world full of
CR: uh
CR: Pinwheelsss and junk.
CR: You wisssh you lived here.
CR: Are you mad at me for ssstealing your man, Tolero? XD

BD: I-have-no-man-for-you-to-steal.
BD: Stop-being-preposterous.
BD: Anyway,-I-don't-care-if-you're-in-some-sort-of-weird-black-rom-with-this-person.
BD: That's-your-business.

CR: Aw, don't be sssad, Tolero. You'll alwaysss have me.
CR: <>
CR: ...and Karkat.

BD: Sometimes-that-scares-me-a-little-bit.
BD: And-not-Karkat.
BD: Little-wiggler-rom-com-fanatic.-{Xp

CR: Well who would you prefer I ssship you with?
BD: Uh...
BD: Why-are-you-shipping-me-at-all?
BD: Shouldn't-I-be-able-to-choose-who-I-have-my-relationships-with?

CR: Well sssure, becaussse you've made sssuch great choicesss ssso far.
CR: Firssst Karkat and then Marnix.
CR: You might asss well jussst date Apysssur and call it a day.

BD: I-wouldn't-date-your-brother.
BD: That-would-be-awkward.
BD: Besides,-I-don't-know-him-that-well-either.-You-never-let-me-talk-to-him.

CR: All you need to know about Apysssur isss that he'sss a ssstupid fisssh with a ssstupid fisssh face that isss ssstupid.
CR: Hisss face looksss like thisss.
CR: >@/^<
CR: You totally find him attractive.

BD: Uhm...
BD: Not-really...
BD: Sorry,-Najash.-You'll-have-to-find-someone-else-to-hook-your-brother-up-with.

CR:  Hee hee, fisssh punsss.
BD:  {:/


-- blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] ceased trolling copperheadRhythm [CR] --

-- blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] began trolling mediokreKarapase [MK] --

BD: Are-you-there?
BD: I-got-the-go-ahead-from-Najash.
BD: So-you-are-now-part-of-our-team.
BD: I-have-yet-to-figure-out-who-your-server-and-client-are-going-to-be.
BD: But-since-you're-on-the-team-now-you-can-probably-figure-that-out-for-yourself.-{8D

MK: Ekssellent!
MK: You were of great servise in this matter.
MK: Now then, to business!
MK: Time to beat Najash at this game and assert my superiority forever!
MK: Onwards to viktory!


-- mediokreKarapase [MK] ceased trolling blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --

BD: Oh-my...
BD: I've-got-a-bad-feeling-about-this.

04/04/11
"Tolero: Invite MK to play Sgrub."

-- blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] began trolling mediokreKarapase [MK]

BD: Uh...-hey.
BD: You-there?
BD: I'd-like-to-have-a-word-with-you.

MK: I'm in the midst of a bit of a krisis here.
MK: Oh, wait a tik. You're Najash's moirail aren't you?
MK: I think she's mentioned you before.

BD: I-am-Najash's-moirail,-yes.
MK: A pleasure.
MK: But anyway, what do you need?
MK: I was under the impression that Najash was going to foolishly restrikt me from the game.

BD: Yeah,-she's-pretty-adamant-on-you-not-being-in-our-session.
BD: However.
BD: I-personally-feel-that-you-would-be-an-asset.
BD: So.
BD: I'm-going-to-invite-you-in.-I'm pretty-sure-I-can-convince-Najash-to-let-you-on-if-I-can-find-something-that-would-benefit-her.
BD: (I'm-not-asking-you-to-pay-anything-though.-That-would-be-kind-of-rude.-I'll-probably-tell-a-white-lie.-(;} )
BD: Anyway.
BD: How-do-you-feel-about-joining-Team-Paradox?
BD: (And-just-for-the-record,-I-didn't-come-up-with-that-name.)

MK: Team Paradoks? What kind of absurd name is that?
MK: No matter, beggars kan't be shoosers.
MK: What do I need to do?
MK: I have already taken the liberty of prokuring a kopy of the SGrub software.

BD: Right-now,-just-sit-tight.-I-need-to-get-the-order-of-things-straight-so-I-know-who's-going-to-be-your-client-and-who's-going-to-be-your-server.
BD: Also,-I-need-to-convince-Najash-that-you-should-be-on-our-team-still.
BD: But-don't-worry.
BD: I'll-come-back-soon-and-pass-along-the-info.


blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] is now an idle troll!

03/04/11
"==->"

CCG: ah like TEAM PARADOX
CCG: its soooooo cooooool

CBB: im ok with that
CCG: den dats decided!!!
CCG: and now wes can PLAY!!!
CCG: JBD

CCR: Sssweet. Team Paradox it isss!
CCR: Meeting adjourned.


CURRENT copperheadRhythm [CCR] closed memo.

03/04/11
"Najash: Be pacified."

CCR: Uhhhh whoopsss! My ssstrife musssic wasss ssstill playing.
CCR: Team Adventure isssn't too bad, 'caussse we'll probably be having lotsss of adventuresss and ssstuff.
CCR: Transsscendence isss pretty good too, 'caussse it'sss all metaphysssical or sssomething. Or metaphorical?
CCR: One of thossse wordsss with meta in it.
CCR: Or what wasss it Marnix sssaid? Paradox caussse and effect ssstuff or sssomething, I kinda jussst ssskimmed it.
CCR: Team Paradox?

CBD: Team-Paradox-isn't-too-bad.-Hmm...-I-guess-I-don't-mind-it.
CBD: Are-there-any-other-suggestions?

CCG: why is mah comp so SLOW!!!
CCG: JB[
CCG: oh
CCG: wait
CCG: dere it goes
CCG: JB]

03/04/11
"Tolero: Pacify moirail."

-- copperheadRhythm [CR] began trolling blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --

CR: Tolero I need you to do a thing for me!
CR: Go invite mediokreKarapassse to play Sssgrub with usss.


copperheadRhythm [CR] is now an idle troll!

BD: What-is-your-deal-all-of-a-sudden?
BD: Isn't-this-the-guy-you-had-that-spite-party-for?
BD: And-why-do-you-want-me-to-invite-him?-I-thought-you-didn't-like-him.

CR: Ssshut up you disssgusssting piece of grubssslime!
CR: I'll do what I want!
CR: Go die in a fire!

BD: Once-again,-excuse-me?-Are-you-listening-to-your-rage-music-again?
BD: Turn-it-off.
BD: You-become-a-pain-when-you're-wound-up-like-this.

CR: Okay fine sssheesssh whatever I'll turn it off who even caresss you sssuck lousssy ssstupid loving and sssupportive moirail!!!!
CR: Haha, sssorry, I forgot I had it playing.
CR: Anyway, will you go asssk him for me? I really want him to play!

BD: Well,-seeing-as-you-just-ban-hammered-the-hell-outta-the-guy-(pardon-the-language),-I'm-pretty-sure-that-he-won't-want-to-now.
CR: Sssure he will. He actually ssseemed kind of desssperate.
CR: Okay, he wasss asssking ME, ssso way desssperate.
CR: I jussst need you to asssk him inssstead of me, becaussse I don't want him to know that I want him to play.

BD: ...*sigh*
BD: Najash,-you-are-an-oddball-you-know-that?
BD: But-fine.-Since-I-am-your-moirail-and-you-seem-to-be-behaving-at-the-moment,-I'll-do-this-for-you.
BD: I'll-message-him-now.


-- blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] ceased trolling copperheadRhythm [CR] --

03/04/11
"Najash: Succumb to unfathomable bloodlust."

Okay well you JUST SAID it was a screaming hatefrenzy but whatever.

CCR: There we go!
CCR: Marnix you crooked-horned freak I ssswear I will ban you ssso hard your mother grub will feel it!!
CCR: ban ban ban ban ban ban BAN BAN BANBANBANBAN


CCR banned FMK from responding to memo.

CCR: NOW EVERYBODY SSSHUT UP AND THINK OF A NAME
CBD: O...-kay-then.
CBB: i say team transcendence
CBD: I'm-sorry-if-I-seem-quiet-guys.-I'm-just-trying-to-think-of-a-good-team-name.
CBB: or transascend
CBB: or ascendant

CBD: Well,-that-and-I-came-up-with-a-new-storyline.
CBD: More-on-that-later.

CBB: or dangerous
CBB: wat was i doing again

CBD: I-do-like-Infinite-Climb-as-an-idea,-but-I-don't-think-it-sounds-like-something-we-would-like-later.
CBD: What-about...-Team-Adventure?-Does-that-sound-too-cheesy,-or-is-that-just-me?

CCR: Tolero that name sssucksss and you ssshould feel bad for sssugessssssting it.
CBD: ...Excuse-me?

03/04/11
"Najash: Put on some music."

You browse your playlist of strife songs. As a troll who is extremely psychically vulnerable to MUSIC, you gain a lot of FOCUS and CONFIDENCE when listening to your favorite tunes. You also become horribly horribly VIOLENT.

Hm... The situation doesn't seem quite dire enough for UNFATHOMABLE BLOODLUST. SCREAMING HATEFRENZY should do the trick.

23/03/11
"==->"

FUTURE mediokreKarapase [FMK] 5 HOURS FROM NOW replied to memo on board WE NEED A NAME YOU GUYSSS.

FMK: Wow.
FMK: You all put way too mush thought into our team name.
FMK: And yet we still are stuk with the mediokre title you selekted.
FMK: You need to be more produktive with your time.
FMK: Espesially you Vladis.
FMK: You lazy, lazy Vladis you.
FMK: God, you're all so luky to have me on the team.
FMK: But I guess you don't yet.
FMK: Whish would eksplain the aforementioned timewasting.

CCG: hey
CCG: hey
CCG: new purple poster DUDE
CCG: only im allowed ta call da VLADSTER lazy
CCG: so back off
CCG: JB[

CBB: im not lazy
CBB: just tired
CBB: all the time
CBB: tronno i finished dling hurry n connect 2 the server

CCG: sorry!!!
CCG: mah connection keeps going BAD
CCG: its ALMOST done
CCG: but yas still gotta WAIT

CAB: then...what is...the name?
CAB: oh wise...sage of the...future

FMK: Oh no, I'm not opening up this kan of worms.
FMK: This whole paradoks/kause and effekt nonsense is frusterating as hek.
FMK: In fakt, I've probably said too mush as it is.
FMK: Get bak to me in 5 hours when you're not so uninformed.

CAB: fine...
CAB:  tronny i can...see your hive

CCG: maybe da DOWNLOAD will be done when ya GET HERE
CCR: Let me know when your game'sss downloaded so I can connect with you, Tronno.
CCR: Alssso Marnix you're not on the team and you will never be on the team; who sssaid you could be on the team?
CCR: Hold on, I'm gonna put sssome musssic on to deal with thisss guy, if you guysss don't mind...

23/03/11
"==->"

-- mediokreKarapase [MK] began trolling copperheadRhythm [CR] --

MK: Oh kome on!
MK: You kan't just leave me hanging here.
MK: What would you do without me?
MK: Probably get into all sorts of trouble without my sage advise.
MK: Besides, you know full well I would be the best at this game.
MK: I will komplete objektives like you don't even know.


-- copperheadRhythm [CR] blocked mediokreKarapase [MK] --

KURSE YOU GUIVRE.

23/03/11
"Najash: Deal with that guy."

Okay geeze fine. You can only put this off for so long. Might as well see what he wants.

-- mediokreKarapase [MK] began trolling copperheadRhythm [CR] --

MK: Najash
MK: Najash Najash Najash Najash
MK: I seem to be in a bit of a predikament.
MK: It would seem that in a rare okuranse, I was inkorrekt in my origonal kondeming of this SGrub nonsense as frivilous bunk.
MK: Given the sudden presense of metors in my vinsinity.
MK: I am under the impression that you are kurrenly leading a session of this absurd game.
MK: As sutsh, as mush as it pains me to do so, I need to ask for your help in this matter.

CR: What no you sssuck.
CR: If I let you play with usss you'll basssically jussst ssspend the whole time talking about how great you are and your ssstupid tassste in musssic which isss ssstupid.
CR: And you'll probably messssss everything up and nobody will have any fun and it will be lame.
CR: What do meteorsss even have to do with anything?
CR: Ssso no you can't play.


-- copperheadRhythm [CR] ceased trolling mediokreKarapase [MK] --


-- copperheadRhythm [CR] began trolling blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --

CR: Tolero I need you to do a thing for me!
CR: Go invite mediokreKarapassse to play Sssgrub with usss.

23/03/11
"Tronno: Check progress of download."

CCG: dis download is sOOOOO SLOW!!!
CCG: JB[

23/03/11
"Najash: Open memo."

CURRENT copperheadRhythm [CCR] RIGHT NOW opened memo on board WE NEED A NAME YOU GUYSSS.

CCR: Guessssss who jussst ssswiped her brother'sss brand new beta copy of Trollian?
CCR: I did!
CCR: Anyway, I'm calling a team meeting, ssso Tronno and Tolero and Vladisss you guysss better ressspond to thisss thing.
CCR: Becaussse if we're gonna be playing Sssgrub together, thisss isss vitally important.
CCR: Probably the mossst important thing we will ever do in our entire livesss. Ever.
CCR: We need to think of a really awesssome team name.
CCR: I propossse Najasssh'sss Awesssome Sssquad.


CURRENT beviloquentBuilder [CBB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CBB: i dont care
CBB: i just need to finish the dl to get tronno in
CBB: wont take long


CURRENT cantankerousGeode [CCG] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CCG: yeaaaaah
CCG: ah still need ta do MAH download TOO!!!
CCG: im on da SITE
CCG: now is time for da downloadin WAITING GAME
CCG: ehehHEHEHA
CCG: so NAME ideasssss
CCG: hmmmmmmMMMm
CCG: hows about BEST TEAM???
CCG: JB]


CURRENT blacksheepDaydreamer [CBD] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CBD: Was-this-what-was-so-important?-I-hardly-see-how-this-matters.
CBD: Although,-since-you've-called-a-group-meeting-on-this...
CBD: I'd-prefer-something-that-has-to-do-with-all-of-us-as-a-group.
CBD: Seeing-as-it's-a-team-name-and-all.-It's-only-fair-to-include-all-of-us.

CCR: Okay fine, what about Najasssh'sss Awesssome Sssquad Plusss Thossse Other Guysss?
CCR: Oh, I heard sssome other team on Trollian named themssselvesss Alpha Sssessssssion or sssomething.
CCR: Ssso maybe Team Sssuper Alpha Mega Beta Zeta Epsssilon Double Whammy
CCR: With a twissst of lemon.


CURRENT activeBeauty [CAB] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CAB: i think...
CAB: ...oh...
CAB: its you...

CBD: Uh?
CAB: ...never...mind...
CAB: tronn im...almost there

CCG: woah ALI
CCG: ya travel FAST!!!

CCR: Oh hey new perssson!
CCR: New perssson do I know you?
CCR: And more importantly
CCR: Do you have any awesssome ideasss for our team name??

CAB: well...
CAB: i was...personally thinking...
CAB: team infinite climb...?
CAB: i...dunno
CAB: just seems better...than most of your ideas...
CAB: sorry if...i come off as rude...

CCR: Okay my ideasss are the BESST ideasss and you're all jealousss.
CCR: No but sssrsssly letsss ssstop being ssstupid.
CCR: Infinate Climb isss cool.


CURRENT agonistAthlete [CAA] RIGHT NOW responded to memo.

CAA: this better n00t be my c00py of tr00llian, jashy.
CAA: because i t00ld y00u n00t t00 t00uch my stuff.

CCR: GOD APYSSSUR NO ONE CARESSS
CCR: Your ssstuff isss ssstupid and you're ssstupid and I went in your room and moved ssstuff around and touched everything.
CCR: EVERYTHING.

CAA: jashy get 00ut 00f my r00m!
CAA: i'm telling m00m!

CCR: Whatever Apysssur, go sssuck up to mom.
CCR: You ssssissssssy.


CCR banned CAA from responding to memo.

CCG: heheHEHEHAHAHA
CCG: yas is real WEIRD

23/03/11
"Tolero: Whoa."

BD: Some-random-person-just-trolled-me.
BD: Who-is-"Tronny"?
BD: And...-they-blocked-me.-*sigh*-I-hate-these-types-of-people.

CR: Now random people want to talk to you? Why are you sssuddenly ssso popular?
CR: Are you one of the cool kidsss now, Tolero?
CR: Are you the coolessst?
CR: I could ussse sssome cool friendsss. All my old friendsss are boring and are taking forever to play thisss ssstupid game with me HINT HINT.

BD: Alright,-alright,-I'll-get-going-on-this-stuff.
BD: Oh,-but-before-I-do.
BD: Your-friend-wanted-me-to-let-you-know-that-he-has-invited-one-of-his-friends-to-play-with-us.
BD: Apparently-his-name-is...-Vladus?-Something-along-those-lines-anyway.

CR: Okay sssweet. Sssoundsss like we've got sssomething awesssome going here.
CR: Hey, I jussst thought of sssomething vitally important!


-- copperheadRhythm [CR] ceased trolling blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --

22/03/11
"Enter name."

Your name is ALIESH MANARE.

You have a variety of INTERESTS. You enjoy ADVENTURE and EXPLORING EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY YOU CAN FIND. Others think of you as a bit of a TOMBOY, but you have a few FEMININE TRAITS as well. You value your PERSONAL APPEARANCE above all else, though your HAIR isn't high on your priorities. In fact it isn't even ON SAID LIST. It doesn't help that when you were MUCH YOUNGER, you threw your RECOUPERACOON off a cliff FOR THE HELL OF IT. So your LUSUS punished you by making you sleep on the FLOOR until you get yourself a NEW ONE. THAT TOO isn't high on your priorities. One day, you hope to find the ULTIMATE TREASUE on Alternia: JAVEY DONE'S LOCKER.

Due to the bizzarre nature of TROLL MIND POWERS, you have been gifted with HYDROMANCY. You find this particularly USESLESS so you just shoot things with pistols instead.

You are a good friend of cantankerousGeode, who you affectionately call Tronny. You MAY or MAY NOT hold REDISH FEELINGS for him. That is NOT PUBLIC KNOWLEDGE.

You also MAY POSSIBLY be a bit TERRITORIAL when it comes to TROLL RELATIONSHIPS.

Your trolltag is activeBeauty and you tend to space off...in the middle of sentences...all the time

22/03/11
"Be the crazy water girl."

You are now the crazy water girl.

What was your name again?

22/03/11
"==->"

-- activeBeauty [AB] began trolling cantankerousGeode [CG] --

AB: okay back...sorry...
AB: had to...um...calm my lusus...down
AB: ...anyways
AB: im heading...over there now...
AB: with...the jem in...tow
AB: bye...tronny

CG: see ya SOON


-- activeBeauty [AB] ceased trolling cantankerousGeode [CG] --

22/03/11
"Troll blacksheepDaydreamer."

-- activeBeauty [AB] began trolling blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --

AB: if you dare...
AB: make...one single...step towards...redrom with...tronny
AB: ...you will...
AB: pay...


-- activeBeauty [AB] ceased trolling blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --
-- activeBeauty [AB] blocked blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --

22/03/11
"Retrieve green thing."

-- aciveBeauty [AB] began trolling cantankerousGeode [CG] --

AB: tronn, i...think i found something...
AB: its a...pretty green...jewel
AB: its too big...to be of any...use...to me
AB: ...so i was...wondering if you want...it

CG: WOAH!!!
CG: dat sounds SOOOO COOOOOL
CG: how BIG is it???
CG: JBD

AB: ...about...
AB: the size...
AB: of your...head...?
AB: maybe...
AB: a tad...smaller

CG: JBO
CG: dats INSANE!
CG: if its an EMERALD
CG: itd be da BIGGEST emerald EVER
CG: did ya count da FISSURES???
CG: how CLEAR CUT is it???

AB: hmhm...yes
AB: im not sure...if it is an...emerald
AB: youre the...expert...on this thing
AB: its one...of your endearing...traits

CG: NOBODY knows rocks like ME!!!
CG: ehehehHEHEHE
CG: endearing is GOOD right?

AB: hmhm...yes...its a good...thing
AB: so...
AB: ...what have you...been up to...tronn?

CG: AWESOME!!!
CG: ive been talkin ta NAJ an VLADSTER
CG: VLAD is SOOO SILLY
CG: naj wants me ta play a GAME
CG: called SGRUB or somethin
CG: ah gotta download it
CG: somehow
CG: ah dont play games often
CG: JB[
CG: OHYEAH and dere was anothah gurl
CG: MEGA ULTRA POLITE GURL
CG: JBP

AB: ...oh
AB: really...?
AB: whats her...trolltag?
AB: id like to...
AB: ...converse
AB: with...her
AB: ...if you dont...mind

CG: shes FUN!!!
CG: Im sure yas gonna LIKE her
CG: her tags blacksheepDaydreamer

AB: thank...you...
AB: ...b...rb...


-- activeBeauty [AB] ceased trolling cantankerousGeode [CG] --

27/02/11
"==->"

26/02/11
"==->"

...whoa.

26/02/11
"Whoa."

26/02/11
"Tolero: Inform Najash of these shenanigans."

You suppose you should inform Najash of these shenanigans.

-- blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] began trolling copperheadRhythm [CR] --

BD: Augh.-Sorry-about-that.-I-had-to-get-Ursa-out-of-my-room-so-she-didn't-break-anything-that-wasn't-already-broken.
BD: Like-my-recuperacoon-was.-{>8(
BD: And...-well,-I-guess-I-don't-mind-having-more-players.
BD: At-least-you-warned-me-ahead-of-time.
BD: Kind-of.
BD: I-should-probably-make-a-formal-introduction-now,-so-this-doesn't-get-awkward-later-on.
BD: Also,-in-case-you-haven't-noticed,-I-am-no-longer-away-from-my-keyboard.

CR: Oh hey, you're back! Are you and Tronno all formally-and-not-awkwardly introduced by now?
CR: I'm asssssuming you are 'caussse you're weirdly punctual like that, you indigo ssspaz.
CR: But Tolero, I am dying to know...
CR: DID YOU GROVEL OR ACT SSSUPERIOR????
CR: XDDDDD

BD: I-just-started-chatting-with-him.
BD: And-you-hush.
BD: I-ask-one-question-about-the-hemospectrum-and-you-blow-it-all-out-of-proportion...

CR: Oh puh-leasssssse.
CR: Anyone who obsssessssssesss over how pink your purple hasss to be before you're red
CR: Clearly caresss too much about the cassste sssyssstem.
CR: Plusss you know you act your cassste like nobody'sss busssinessssss, missssss Bosssssssssy McSssuperiorpantsss.
CR: Alwaysss Najasssh-do-thisss-Najasssh-ssstop-that-Najasssh-quit-beating-that-guy'sss-face-againssst-the-wall!
CR: Ssso lame!

BD: Najash,-you-know-for-a-fact-that-if-I-didn't-tell-you-to-stop-beating-that-poor-guys-head-against-the-wall-he'd-be-dead.-You're-lucky-he-wasn't-one-of-those-psycho-revenge-types.
CR: He totally had it coming anyway.
BD: And-there's-a-difference-between-acting-like-a-blue-blood-and-being-raised-by-Ursa.
BD: Trust-me-on-this-one.
BD: If-I-was-raised-like-a-blue-blood,-I-most-likely-wouldn't-be-able-to-survive-without-Ursa.-And-that-would-be-it's-own-kind-of-curse.

CR: Of courssse you can survive without Ursssa, all ssshe ever doesss isss eat and sssleep. Not like MY awesssome lusssusss.
CR: Ssshe isss the BESSST lusssusss. You are jealousss.

BD: You-mean-the-lusus-that-abandons-you-for-days-on-end-to-go-swimming?
BD: Yeah.-Your-lusus-is-top-notch,-Najash.
BD: At-least-mine-is-here-to-help-me-when-I'm-in-a-fix.

CR: Hey, no, Sssnakemom isss awesssome.
CR: Ssshe'sss hardly ever around to tell me what to do so I can basssically do anything I want, and Apysssur feedsss her ssso I don't even have to messssss with that.
CR: BESSST
CR: LUSSSUSSS

BD: Somehow-I-doubt~
BD: whoa~

26/02/11
"Vladis: Wake up."

ddddddddd okay.

CG: vlad
CG: VLADSTER
CG: you dere bro???


BB: i fell asleep
BB: hello

CG: VLADRAIL
CG: yas EXTREMELY SILLY!!!
CG: ah dont get how ya can just SLEEP like dat

BB: i get tired
CG: ahhh
CG: dats OK
CG: ah get tired TOO
CG: not dat much
CG: being TIRED isnt really FUN
CG: JB[

BB: ya
BB: tronno i wont be able to go climbing
BB: i cant find Presbyte
BB: i think he went in the forest

CG: oh???
CG: ya better go LOOK for him
CG: ill be OK right HERE
CG: no worries
CG: oh yah VLADSTER
CG: did ah tell ya bout da GAME everybodys playin???
CG: its real FUN!!!
CG: yas should TOTALLY come an join our SESSION

BB: not going in the forest alone
BB: wat about that game
BB: play that

CG: ohYEAH!!!
CG: Ill go download dat stuff now
CG: JB]


-- cantankerousGeode [CG] ceased trolling breviloquentBuilder [BB] --

26/02/11
"Tolero: Pacify lusus."

URSA has finally tired herself out and gone back to sleep. You sneak back to your computer and check to see what Najash has been pestering you about.

cantankerousGeode, huh? Well, you suppose it couldn't hurt to introduce yourself.

-- blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] began trolling cantankerousGeode [CG] --

BD: Is-this-Najash's-friend?
BD: I-hope-so,-or-I'll-feel-really-foolish.
BD: Anyway.
BD: I'd-just-thought-I'd-introduce-myself,-seeing-as-we're-apparently-going-to-be-playing-Sgrub-together.
BD: My-name-is-Tolero.-{8D

CG: oh HEY!!!
CG: ah was just CHATTIN ta mah BRORAIL VLADIS
CG: he stopped TYPIN all of ah sudden
CG: ah tink he fell ASLEEP
CG: oh an by da way
CG: ma name is Tronno
CG: nice ta MEET ya
CG: miss POLITE GURL
CG: JB]

BD: Oh-my.
BD: I-hope-your-friend-is-okay...
BD: And-thank-you-for-the-compliment.-(8}
BD: Anyway.
BD: I-just-thought-it-would-be-a-good-idea-to-get-to-know-each-other-a-little-bit-so-things-wouldn't-get-awkward-while-we-were-playing-the-game.
BD: I-hope-that's-alright.

CG: yah
CG: ah sure HOPE hes not fallen down da STAIRS again
CG: ah warned him bout STAIRS
CG: ah TOLD him!!!!
CG: yah so dont worry bout TALKIN ta me
CG: trollin is SUPER FUN!!!

BD: Falling-down-the-stairs....-again?
BD: Uhm...
BD: Well,-at-least-you-cautioned-him-about-it....
BD: Oh,-are-you-going-to-be-Najash's-server-player?
BD: Because-if-that's-the-case-then-I-would-be-your-server-player,-right?
BD: God,-I-can-already-tell-the-order-of-this-game-is-going-to-confuse-me.

CG: yah
CG: im gonna be her SERVER
CG: yas gonna be MINE???
CG: what about VLADSTER???
CG: ah was JUST invitin him
CG: ya should be his SERVER
CG: he needs some more FRIENDS

BD: I-don't-really-mind-who-I'm-the-server-for.
BD: I-guess-I-could-be-the-server-for-your-friend,-if-I-need-to-be.
BD: Does-Najash-know-he's-playing?-If-not-I'm-chatting-with-her-on-Trollslum-now.-I-could-relay-the-message-if-you-want-me-to.

CG: uhh
CG: ah kinda FORGOT ta TELL her
CG: would ya mind RELAYIN da news???
CG: ah need ta check on mah LUCUS
CG: its real QUIET toNITE
CG: JBT

BD: Of-course.-I'll-do-that-right-now.


-- blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] ceased trolling cantankerousGeode [CG] --

25/02/11
"Najash: Make him wait."

You could actually go for some spiteful debate right now. But pandering to this guy's whims isn't good for what you hope to be a beautiful budding kissmissitude. He can wait.

21/02/11
"<3<"

CR: You know what?
CR: I am going to lisssten to it right now.
CR: It will be to ssspite you.
CR: You are totally floored by my ssspitefulnessssss.
CR: Itsss magnitude you cannot comprehend.
CR: You ssstand there, gaping, asss I work my artsss
CR: Thisss pure and unadulterated ssspite.
CR: Alssso I am going to sssing along and dance all crazy 'till I break sssomething and sssnakemom kicksss me out of the hive again
CR: And it will be ssso much fun.
CR: You wisssh you were invited.
CR: But you're not.
CR: Becaussse ssssssssssssssssspite hahahahahahaha!

MK: Fine.
MK: I didn't want to be invited to your spite party in the first plase.
MK: I am immune to your meager attempts at spite.
MK: I eat spite for breakfast.
MK: It is an important part of any winner's diet.
MK: Mmm, delisious spite.

CR: If it'sss part of a winner'sss breakfassst
CR: Then why are YOU eating it?
CR: BA-DUM BUM kssssh~

MK: Because I am a winner.
MK: I thought I already made that klear.
MK: I'm the Viseroy of Pretty Kool Guy and the Shairman of the Awesome komittee.

BD: Isn't-MK-the-only-person-on-the-Awesome-Committee?-I-mean-really,-it-hardly-seems-fair.-I-want-to-be-on-the-Awesome-Committee.
BD: Wait,-spite-party?-Augh,-I'm-not-sure-I-wanna-know...

CR: Yesss, I am partying ssspitefully.
CR: Everyone can come to my ssspite party
CR: Except MK, 'caussse the Awesssome Committee isssn't invited.
CR: The Awesssome Committee hasss no tassste in musssic.

MK: Guess what?
MK: I just got bak from a meeting of the Awesome Komitee.
MK: And we have desided that your opinion is irrelevent.
MK: No one kares what you think.


-- mediokreKarapase [MK] has left the chatroom --
-- copperheadRhythm [CR] has left the chatroom --

BD: Uh-guys?

21/02/11
"==->"

Oh he did NOT just diss Song In Which Narrator Confesses To His Mother Grub Regarding a Murder, and Subsequently Regrets His Actions and Dreads His Coming Punishment, Followed By His Attempted Negotiation With The Law Ending In His Rejection of Societal Norms and His Decreeing That Nothing Really Matters Anyway.

21/02/11
"==->"

That was when HE arrived. He logged into the chatroom in a whirlwind of debate and sick burns: the kind of guy whose unbreakable chill came from the fact that he was right and the rest of the universe was wrong wrong wrong.

Gleefully, you watched him debate with the other trolls. Insults were traded. Tempers flared. It was awesome.

You had to egg him on. You just HAD to.

CR: Sssomebody jussst kill sssomebody elssse already!
CR: I can put on sssome jamsss appropriate for an epic battle if you want.
CR: Maybe "Popular Retro Sssong Originating From a Ssseriess of 2-D Fighting Arcade Gamesss in Which Participantsss Control Digitized Ssspritesss and Attempt to Beat the Crap out of Each Other"
CR: I like that one.

MK: It's alright I suppose. Kould be better, kould be worse.
MK: Bit overplayed in my professional oppinion.

CR: Sssay what you want, the classssssicsss never die.
MK: Yes, yes they do.
MK: Eksample, when was the last time anyone listened to "Song In Which Narrator Konfeses to His Mother Grub Regarding a Murder, and Subsekwently Regrets His Aktions and Dreads his Komming Punishment, Followed by His Attempted Negotiation With The Law Ending In His Rejektion Of Sosietal Norms And His Dekreeing That Nothing Really Matters Anyway"?

21/02/11
"Najash: Remember that guy."

It was long ago, in a chatroom forgotten by time. But you will strive to remember.

BD: Where,-if-there-were-any,-would-red~violet-go-on-the-hemospectrum?-Y'know,-the-color-that-lies-directly-in-between-red-and-purple?-Cause-I-can't-for-the-life-of-me-figure-out-where-they-would-go.
BD: It's-very-stupefying-and-it-kind-of-makes-me-angry-that-I-can't-figure-it-out.-{:\

CR: Pfft Tolero you are sssuch an indigo.
CR: Nobody caresss about all thisss blood color ssstuff but you guysss.
CR: Ohmigosssh, I can't tell if your blood isss ssslightly more purple than mine! Ssshould I grovel or act sssuperior? Ssshould I grovel or act sssuperior??
CR: Probably if your blood wasss red-violet you'd have the unique ability to grovel and act sssuperior at the sssame time.
CR: Takesss sssome mad ssskillsss right there.

BD: Okay,-first-off...-it's-freaking-blue.-BLUE.-NOT-INDIGO.-God.
BD: And-Najash?
BD: Even-though-I'm-pretty-sure-the-whole-"the-s-key-is-broken"-thing-is-actually-a-plain,-flat-out-lie.
BD: I-will-ask-you-to-do-this-favor-for-me-for-the-sake-of-continuity.
BD: Get-your-keyboard-fixed.

CR: It isss not a lie, my SSS key sssticksss, I can't believe you would quessstion that.
CR: Ssseriousssly
CR: What kind of total lossser would I be if I actually took the time to type out all thossse essssssesss on purpossse?
CR: The totally lame lossserisssh kind of total lossser, that'sss what!
CR: It hasss been dually noted that you asssked.
CR: And I will get it fixed eventually.

21/02/11
"Najash: Get trolled by mediokreKarapase."

This guy. THIS GUY.

You remember this guy.

21/02/11
"==->"

It seems she's busy.

21/02/11
"Najash: Inform Tolero of these shenanigans."

You guess you should inform Tolero of these shenanigans.

-- copperheadRhythm [CR] began trolling blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --

CR: Hey Tolero!
CR: You ssstill fighting with Ursssa?
CR: Whatever. I jussst trolled you ssso you know
CR: Thisss guy I know named Tronno wantsss to play.
CR: He'sss downloading the game right now, I think.
CR: Ssso yeah, he'sss cool.
CR: You two ssshould get to know each other if we're gonna be playing Sssgrub together. He might get sssome of hisss friendsss involved too; I dunno.
CR: Hisss trollTag isss cantankerousGeode.
CR: Anyway, guessssss you're ssstill gone...
CR: Let me know when you're not afk.


-- copperheadRhythm [CR] ceased trolling blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --

20/02/11
"Tronno: Get trolled by Najash."

You get trolled by this girl. She's kind of like your best friend, or at least the best friend you've got who isn't also your moirail.

-- copperheadRhythm [CR] began trolling cantankerousGeode [CG] --

CR: Hey Tronno!
CR: Tolero and I ssstarted up thisss game
CR: And then ssshe jussst completely blew me off
CR: I think to have a knife fight with her mom.
CR: Ssso now I'm jussst messssssing around in my ressspiteblock and I'm bored out of my ssskull.
CR: You totally want to talk to me.

CG: oh HEY
CG: that sounds EXTREMELY FUN!!!
CG: games are da BEST
CG: we can TALK if ya WANT
CG: cause dats fun TOO
CG: what KINDA game is it anyways?
CG: JB]

CR: Sssee, I knew you wouldn't let me down!
CR: It isss the BESSST game!
CR: It'sss called Sssgrub. Sssome kind of computer program that letsss you messs around in people'sss hivesss and move their ssstuff.
CR: Ssso far I've filled Tolero'sss hive with a bunch of weird machinesss and we've ssstarted a timer but we don't know what it'sss counting down to.
CR: Alssso the loading ssscreen isss epic.
CR: Ssso yeah, I'm pretty much hooked.
CR: Tronno
CR: Tronno will you enable my gaming addiction?
CR: I will let you rearrange my hive and ssstuff.

CG: is dis like FLARP or sometin
CG: ya get to mess with HIVES
CG: how does dat even WORK???
CG: it sounds AWESOME but da timer is WEIRD
CG: ive not heard of timed EXTREME ROLEPLAYIN GAMES
CG: just timed RACIN GAMES
CG: ah dunno about yas ADDICTION or ANYTHIN but this sounds FUN
CG: lemme play!!!

CR: M'kay sssweet.
CR: Ssso I guessssss you're gonna need the ssserver and client disssksss. I've got thossse, but I guessssss you can download the game online or sssomething too? That'sss what Tolero did.
CR: It'sss like I'm the only perssson on Alternia who actually went out and legitimately, legally purchasssed thisss game.
CR: Which is weird 'caussse it'sss me.
CR: Anyway
CR: Inssstall the ssserver app and connect up with me. That ssshould let you ssstart rearranging my hive.
CR: Alssso unlike SSSOME boring ssstick-in-the-mud people I don't care if you break my ssstuff.
CR: ...but if you're gonna do that, try to break my brother'sss ssstuff firssst.

CG: OK den
CG: ill hook dis ting UP
CG: an we can get dis party STARTED!!!
CG: JB]

20/02/11
"ddddddddddd"

He does this a lot.

20/02/11
"==->"

CG: vlad
CG: VLADSTER
CG: VLADIS!!!
CG: you dere bro???

20/02/11
"Tronno: talk to the lazy lazy troll."

-- cantankerousGeode [CG] began trolling breviloquentBuilder [BB] --

CG: SUP mah BROIRAIL!!!
CG: JB]

BB: nm i guess
BB: i was sleeping u no

CG: eheheHEHEHA!!!
CG: when are ya NOT sleepin
CG: ya should TOTALLY go climbing with me VLADSTER
CG: cause ya need ta GET OUT MORE

BB: i like sleep
BB: i dont like climbing

CG: what are ya TALKIN bout???
CG: climbin is da BEST!!!
CG: wind in yas FACE and rocks under yas FEET
CG: its SOOO COOOL!!!

BB: no
BB: not after last time
BB: that was not fun

CG: ah TOLD ya
CG: dats never happenin AGAIN
CG: never EVER!!!!

BB: easy 4 u to say
BB: u didnt have rocks in between ur horns

CG: now dont be SILLY
CG: it was hardly DAT bad
CG: ah dont know wat HAPPENED
CG: but I remember us being INSIDE da cave
CG: cause of dat shortcut we found followin da MUSCLEGOAT
CG: and den suddenly swarms
CG: swarms EVERYWHERE

BB: well dont let it happen again
BB: the only shortcuts we shuld take r not starting in the 1st place

CG: naww
CG: dats no FUN at ALL!!!
CG: ya gotta DO stuff
CG: ya just GOTTA!!!

BB: sleep is stuff
CG: but it's not FUN stuff
BB: i think its fun
CG: dats SILLY
CG: FUN is DOING STUFF
CG: CLIMBING STUFF
CG: not stoppin til ya reach da TOP
CG: EXTREME!!!

BB: can i use the grappling hook
CG: of COURSE!!!!
CG: it aint right ta just go UNPREPARED
CG: not dat ah NEED ta use dat stuff
CG: but ya sure do

BB: wat
CG: wait wat did I say??
CG: oh
CG: eheHEHEHA
CG: sorry bout dat, Vladster
CG: ah meant dat yas cant POSSIBLY be as good as me at SPORTS
CG: so yas needs da help
CG: JB]

BB: dddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd dddddddddddd

20/02/11
"Enter name."

Your name is VLADIS DESEDI. Youâve just crawled out of your recuperacoon, freshly covered in slime. You probably wonât get around to changing your clothes though because you are INCREDIBLY LAZY. This leads to most of your room being covered in the green goo.

You have an interest in BUILDING THINGS, which combined with your dreams of FLYING has led you to take interest in MODEL AIRPLANES. You never really get around to finishing any of your projects though, which is fine since you often end up falling and breaking them anyway, seeing as your LACES never stay tied. Youâve contemplated getting Velcro shoes, but youâll probably never get around to it, being SO LAZY and all.

If it weren't for your LUSUS you'd probably never get out of bed, but its tendency to try to eat your head keeps you on your toes. You donât usually talk to others, although your friend and MOIRAIL Tronno is an exception. He tries to keep you active, and wants to get you into ROCK CLIMBING. Heâs given you a GRAPPLING HOOK as a gift, which has come in useful when it comes to grabbing things from afar when you are too LAZY to walk over to them.

Your trolltag is breviloquentBuilder and your manner of speech is brief.

20/02/11
"==->"

Or, uh. You would.

But yas can't do EXTREME STUFF witout yas CLIMBIN BUDDY!

You think you'll just sit back and let your moirail introduce himself instead.

Your moirail named... named...

23/03/11
"Tronno: Do something EXTREME!"

You KICK A BEAR IN THE FACE.

20/02/11
"Enter name."

Your name is TRONNO CONTAR. You are an unusually UPBEAT and POSITIVE THINKING troll who lives on top of a MOUNTAIN bordering the main troll continent's EASTERN SEA. There are no other HIVES around you for over 100 MILES so you don't interact with other TROLLS very often.

You have a variety of INTERESTS, the most prevalent being your love of GEOLOGY, namely GEODES and ROCK CRYSTALS. You love anything to do with ROCKS such as STUDYING THEM, CLIMBING THEM, DIGGING THEM UP, and on occasion EATING THEM. You insist that the excess minerals and calcium only serve to ameliorate your digestive tract and make you STRONGER. Some could say this love of yours borders on FETISHISM but you think that is just silly. Your other prominent interests include EXTREME SPORTS, and PUZZLES. Your rare affinity for rocks and non-carbon based life forms gives you an innate ability to READ THE WIND/EARTH and know how to find your way in any landscape. When asked how this works, you say the rocks SPEAK TO YOU.

Though you are a high ranking PURPLE blood, your gills are underdeveloped and you cannot live underwater for extended periods of time. This, combined with grub-hood trauma, has caused you to have a PHOBIA of large bodies of water. You chose to build your hive so close to the EASTERN SEA because you thought that being in the presence of such a scary sight every day would eventually lead you to OVERCOME YOUR FEAR. This has not yet happened.

Your chumhandle is cantankerousGeode and you kinda type like yas ALWAYS HELLA EXCITED an CANNA CONTROL YAS VOLUME YEAAAAAAH!!

20/02/11
"Be this guy."

Okay, sure. You are now this guy. Several minutes ago.

You kind of wish we'd stop calling you "this guy" though. Ya HAS a NAME! JBI

20/02/11
"Najash: Troll one of your other friends."

You troll this guy. He's kind of like your best friend, or at least the best friend you've got who isn't also your moirail.

-- copperheadRhythm [CR] began trolling cantankerousGeode [CG] --

CR: Hey Tronno!
CR: Tolero and I ssstarted up thisss game
CR: And then ssshe jussst completely blew me off
CR: I think to have a knife fight with her mom.
CR: Ssso now I'm jussst messssssing around in my ressspiteblock and I'm bored out of my ssskull.
CR: You totally want to talk to me.

20/02/11
"Najash: Read Karkat blackrom slashfic."

You are especially proud of this one.

20/02/11
"Najash: Mess around on your computer."

Your computer is your life. It's where you store all your music, as well as your sordid KARKAT BLACKROM SLASHFIC.

20/02/11
"==->"

Apysur is pretty much the master of all the things you're bad at, like SPORTS and HAVING AN ACTUAL SOCIAL LIFE. You can't stand that guy. He is basically the worst troll ever. The WORSSST. And you are not at all jealous.

He's out swimming with his other glub glub fish friends right now though.

20/02/11
"Najash: Examine puddle of water."

Looks like the tide is coming in again. You hate living so close to the ocean, but your dumb brother, that is to say, the unrelated troll whose hive and lusus you are TOTALLY MOOCHING OFF OF, has BLUH BLUH SPECIAL NEEDS.

20/02/11
"Enter name."

Your name is NAJASH GUIVRE.

You like listening to MUSIC, and sometimes you write and record your own. You've created several secret SONGS that will send you into a BERSERKER RAGE, which naturally you listen to as much as possible because of how cool they sound! Your strife specibus is set to GARROTEKIND, which is handily compatible with any kind of ROPE, WIRE, THREAD, etcetera, but mostly you just use your PREHENSILE HAIR.

You're not really sure why none of your friends ever want to come over.

Your trolltag is copperheadRhythm and you ssspeak with an unnerving rasssp. (And sssometimesss when you're in the proper mood / iambic pentameter happensss too.)

Whatever that timer at Tolero's hive was counting down to, it still had five hours left on it when last you checked. That leaves you with four hours and fifty-nine minutes to slack off! What will you do?

20/02/11
"Be the hissssssy troll."

You are now the troll whose freakish horns can be seen from space.

You got a name under that head of horns?

20/02/11
"Tolero: Strife!"

You proceed to battle your cranky goat-bear mom. It is such an epic battle that you almost wish it was animated. Oh well.

Let's see what the hissssssy troll is up to.

20/02/11
"==->"

Uh oh. Here comes Ursa.

BD: ....ACK.
BD: SHE'S-AWAKE.
BD: QUICK,-HIDE-THE-CURSOR.
BD: SHE-CAN'T-KNOW-I'M-PLAYING-THE-GAME.
BD: I'll-go-distract-her!-Hurry!

CR: There are a bunch of weird machinesss in your hive and a recuperacoon on your lawnring.
CR: I don't think hiding the cursssor is gonna help much oh nevermind.


-- copperheadRhythm [CR] ceased trolling blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --

20/02/11
"CRASSSH"

BD: NAJASH,-WHAT-THE-HE~
BD: NO.-Nevermind.

CR: Um.
CR: Ssso your mom isss gonna be okay with thisss, right?

BD: ....dammit-all.
BD: Pardon-my-language.

CR: Your language isss pardoned.
CR: You are grateful.
CR: I'm gonna ussse sssome of thisss build grissst ssstuff and sssee if I can fix the wall.

20/02/11
"Najash: Attempt to squish it."

BD: Stop-it,-Najash!!
BD: Take-off-the-earbuds-and-stop-drinking-that-Faygo!

CR: Trussst me!
BD: Don't-make-me-get-Equius-invovled.-As-his-elder,-he'll-probably-do-what-I-say-with-that-weird,-slightly-masochistic-vigor-he-always-does-these~

20/02/11
"Tolero: Examine blue thing."

CR: My brain isss the fragilessst brain.
CR: You are jealousss.
CR: Tolero?

BD: WHATISTHISTHINGIDON'TEVEN
CR: Okay well ignore it then. Sssee if that wheel on the sssquare thing will turn now that the lid'sss gone.
BD: Uh....-A~Alright-then....
BD: I'll-go-check-on-that.
BD: While-staying-as-far-away-as-possible-from-the-blue-thing.

CR: Come on you dumb wiggler, it isssn't even ssscary.
CR: I guessssss I could jussst sssquisssh it if you want.

BD: It-has-somehow-invaded-the-personal-sanctity-that-is-my-bedroom...
BD: Please-don't.

CR: It came out of the sssquare thing.
CR: I'll sssquisssh it.

20/02/11
"Tolero: Examine cruxtruder."

A timer starts ticking down on the cruxtruder, starting at five hours and six minutes. You wonder what the significance of that number is?

CR: Sssee? Now it'sss doing sssomething. Am I great at thisss game or what?
BD: It-looks-like-some-kind-of-timer.
BD: What's-going-to-happen....-I'm-curious-now.

CR: It'sss probably a countdown to your horrible greusssome death.
CR: Or it'sss making popcorn!
CR: What'sss that blue thing?

BD: ....has-Gamzee-been-giving-you-Faygo-again?
BD: You-shouldn't-drink-that-garbage.-You-know-what-it-does-to-your-already-fragile-brain.

CR: He doesssn't give it to me; hisss sssylladex periodically launchesss it at my hive.
BD: Also-what-blue~

20/02/11
"SSSMACKDOWN"

20/02/11
"Najash: Take recuperacoon."

BD: .....

20/02/11
"Tolero: Poke the square thing."

You poke the square thing. This accomplishes absolutely nothing.

CR: Wow.
CR: What a ussselessssss piece of junk.

BD: Come-on-now.
BD: This-is-a-game.-Something-so-early-on-in-the-game-has-to-be-here-for-a-reason-right?

CR: Bored now. I'm gonna try and break it!
BD: Najash,-don't!!
CR: You weren't gonna ussse your recuperacoon anymore, right?

20/02/11
"Tolero: Discover recuperacoon."

BD: ...you-broke-my-recuperacoon.
BD: NAJASH,-WHERE-AM-I-GOING-TO-SLEEP-NOW?

CR: I needed sssomeplace to put the big sssquare thing.
CR: And it wasss in the way.
CR: Don't be a sssissssssy about it.

BD: Najaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaash....-D8<}
CR: But it'sss thisss sssweet big sssquare thing! Let'sss find out what it doesss!
BD: *sighs*-Fine.
CR: I can't interact with it anymore, ssso poke it or sssomething.
BD: Alright,-alright,-keep-your-pants-on.-Yeesh.
CR: GEEZE Tolero, why would I take them off?
BD: Stop.
CR: I thought we'd essstablissshed that thisss wasss romance at itsss palessst.
BD: Seriously,-just....-stop-there.
CR: Not at all like the beautiful black hatemance you ssshare with Karkat.
BD: Will-you-please-shut-up-about-freakin-Karkat?!
BD: You-go-have-a-hatemance-with-him,-since-you-seem-so-interested-in-it.

CR: Tolero.
CR: Asss your moirail, I ressspect your feelingsss and the fact that you totally have dibsss.

BD: I'm-seriously-done-with-this-conversation-now.
CR: I am ssso resssponsssible.
BD: Stop-talking.
BD: Err...-typing.

CR: You are pleasssed.
BD: You-get-it.
BD: Anyway,-let's-take-a-look~see-at-this-thingy.

CR: Poke the sssquare thing!

20/02/11
"Najash: Examine bear/goat thing."

Looks like Tolero's lusus is asleep out here! You'd better not wake her up. You hear URSA gets pretty cranky if you interrupt her hibernation.

20/02/11
"Najash: Just cut to the chase and deploy everything!"

Okay, you do that. Tolero's room is too small and you haven't really figured out how to build yet, so you just head out to her balcony.

20/02/11
"Najash: Deploy cruxtruder."

You can't possibly think of a better place to put this. This is the best place. The BESSST. Tolero probably didn't need that recuperacoon anyways.

20/02/11
"Be the hissssssy troll."

It's not time to meet the hissssssy troll yet! You can however be her for the purpose of messing with Tolero's hive.

Okay sweet. Let's check out this menu.

20/02/11
"Tolero: Contemplate creepy redrom crush."

CR: You know you pity me.
BD: Not-really.
BD: Only-enough-to-call-you-my-consort.

CR: Oh pleassse.
BD: I'm-sorry-to-break-your-heart-this-way,-Najash.
BD: I-only-see-you-as-a-palerom.

CR: I am at the very leassst your moirail.
BD: But-of-course.
BD: Anyway.

CR: I'm a good moirail. You ssshould be nicer to me.
CR: And not berate me when I break your ssstuff.

BD: I-have-to-clean-off-some-books.-Fix-up-my-hive-with-your-oddities-and-I'll-be-back-on-my-computer-soon.
BD: And-don't-break-my-stuff.-Then-I-won't-berate-you.
BD: Be-back-in-a-moment.

CR: Hmm...

20/02/11
"==->"

CR: I have a towel and I'll sssave the day!
CR: A towel-bearing sssupertroll I am!
CR: That ssslime will wisssh it never touched your ssslasssh!

BD: ....
BD: Is that that penta-whatever you told me about?

CR: Iambic pentameter? Yeah it isss!
BD: Do-you-need-me-to-help-you?
BD: With-my-books,-I-mean.

CR: I'm like the great troll Ssshakessspeare over here.
BD: Answer-the-question-please.
CR: Yesss.
CR: This game wasss not desssigned with towelsss in mind.

BD: Alright.-I'm-going-there-now.
CR: I'll ssstart messssssing with all this stuff at the top of the ssscreen.
BD: Alright.-Try-not-to-destroy-anything-important-while-I'm-away,-please?
CR: Away?
BD: Yeah.
CR: You forget I can sssee you.
BD: ...I-mean-away-from-my-computer.-Dork.
CR: I am ssstalking you with my creepy redrom crusssh, remember?
CR: Sssssssssstalking you!

BD: ....

20/02/11
"Tolero: Forgive her."

BD: ....
BD: You're-an-idiot.

CR: The BESSST idiot!
BD: And-IT'S-NOT-SLASHFIC.
BD: ....okay-one-of-them-is.

CR: ...isss it about Karkat
BD: No!
BD: It's-about-Sollux.

CR: ...
BD: I-was-bored,-ok?
CR: Pffft Tolero you are the bessst.
CR: We need to sssave that ssslassshfic!

BD: And-it-was-stressful-that-day-and-I~
BD: ...
BD: Duh.-Are-you-just-now-realizing-this?

20/02/11
"==->"

CR: Tolero I'm sssorry I ruined your ssslassshfic.
CR: I am legitimately sssorry.
CR: You forgive me.

20/02/11
"Tolero: Sulk."

CR: Tolero I can ssstill sssee you.
CR: ..........
CR: Musssclebeassst crap.

20/02/11
"Minutes in the future..."

But not many.

BD: I'm-very-upset-with-you.
CR: Um.
BD: I-expect-an-apology,-Najash.
BD: ....
BD: Now.

CR: We can dry them off!
BD: Do-you-have-any-idea-how-long-it-took-me-to-get-that-far-on-some-of-those-stories?
BD: Three-lunar-sweeps.
BD: THREE.
BD: LUNAR.
BD: SWEEPS

CR: What, ssseriousssly?
CR: You ssspent three lunar sssweepsss on Karkat blackrom ssslassshfic?

BD: I-HAVE-PUT-TEARS,-SWEAT,-AND-EVEN-BLOOD-INTO-THESE-MASTERPIECES.
CR: Thessse ssslassshficsss.
CR: About Karkat.

BD: AND-FOR-THE-LAST-TIME,-IT'S-NOT-FREAKING-KARKAT-SLASH.
CR: You ssseem a little bit mad over there.
BD: THEY-WERE- SERIOUS-PIECES-OF-LITERATURE.
BD: BUT-YOU-HAD-TO-RUIN-THEM.
BD: AND-NOW.
BD: I-HAVE-TO-START-ALL-OVER-AGAIN.

CR: I think maybe you're overreacting jussst a little bit.
BD: THREE-LUNAR-SWEEPS.
BD: THREE.

CR: They are paper. They will dry. It'sss not the end of the world jussst becaussse they got accidentally dropped in a load gaper.
BD: NOT AN ACCIDENT.
CR: On accident.
CR: Accidentally.

BD: I...-I-am-genuinely-upset-right-now.
BD: I'll-be-right-back.

CR: Tolero?

20/02/11
"==->"

CR: Say ssso long to all your Karkat ssslasssh!


-- blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] is now an idle troll! --

20/02/11
"Poke!"

BD: ACK.
BD: NO.-DO-NOT-TOUCH-ME.

CR: I am the god of your pathetic world!
BD: *sigh*
BD: This-is-just-one-big-ego-stroke-for-you,-isn't-it?

CR: I can move your ssstuff around and there'sss nothing you can do about it!
CR: I'm putting your booksss in your load gaper!

BD: AH,-DON'T!!
BD: Najash,-seriously-don't!!!

20/02/11
"==->"

CR: oh
CR: my
CR: god

BD: ....this-is-actually-kind-of...
BD: Interesting.-{8)

CR: Thisss loading ssscreen.
CR: Thisss musssic.
CR: Thisss
CR: isss ssso

BD: ....oh-no.
CR: SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSWEET!!!!!!
BD: ad'ionhty;oergn
CR: Aw man, it'sss over.
CR: Maybe if we pressssss enter again...?

BD: I-just-slammed-my-face-agasint-my-keyboard.
BD: And-now-my-head-hurts.
BD: Geez.

CR: Okay, ssso now I can sssee you on my ssscreen.
CR: Hi!

BD: Wait,-what?
BD: Good-god,-Najash.-Overly-red-much?-My-feelings-for-you-are-a-lighter-shade-of-red....
BD: Way-lighter.
BD: Try-white.

CR: It'sss not ssstalking you, it'sss a game mechanic.
CR: With which I jussst happen to be ssstalking you.

BD: ...
BD: O....-kay,-then.....
BD: Freak.

CR: I am sssuch a freak.
CR: I am the greatessst ssstalker freak.

BD: Don't-you-dare-say-I'm-jealous.
CR: You are
CR: wait
CR: I wasssn't going to sssay that.

BD: Cos-I'm-not.-That-is-quite-stupid-of-you-to-assume-that-I-am.
CR: I didn't assssssume anything. I wasssn't going to sssy you were jealousss.
CR: Why would you be jealousss of a ssstalker freak anyway? Weird much?

BD: Good-to-know-that-we've-come-to-the-understanding-that-I'm-not-jealous-of-you,-who-claims-to-be-said-stalker-freak.
CR: The BESSST ssstalker freak.
BD: Just-shut-up-and-do-your-weird-building-stuff-that-you-must-do-with-my-hive.
CR: Hey, I can poke you with the cursssor!
CR: Poke!

20/02/11
"Tolero: Press the stupid enter key."

THIS IS STUPID

20/02/11
"Tolero: Get trolled by little miss overly energetic."

-- copperheadRhythm [CR] began trolling blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] --

CR: Tolero!
BD: Najash!
CR: Isss your ssstupid Sssgrub disssk thing inssstalled yet?
BD: ....I-suddenly-feel-like-I'm-in-a-bad-romance-movie....
BD: Because-of-what-we-just-did.

CR: Running towardsss each other through a field of flowersss
CR: In ssslow motion

BD: STOP-IT.
CR: Pityingly crying out each other'sss namesss
BD: God,-who-do-you-think-you-are?-Freakin'-Karkat?
BD: GEEZ.

CR: Oh don't even talk to me about Karkat.
CR: Karkat isss messssssed up.
CR: Watching fifty billion romcomsss doesss not make him the expert on romance.
CR: It jussst makesss him weird and obsssessssssed.

BD: Ha-ha!-You're-only-6-lunar-sweeps-old!-Little-child-squishy-faced-thing!!
CR: Haha yesss.
CR: One day he will grow up and sssee that the only real romance
CR: Isss wild passsssionate BLACKROM

BD: *sighs*
BD: We-probably-should-stop-making-fun-of-him.

CR: But it'sss ssso easssy!
BD: He's-got-friends-high-up,-ya-know??
BD: Oh-hey....


-- blacksheepDaydreamer [BD] is now an idle troll! --

CR: Oh man are you ssspacing out about your ssstupid booksss?
CR: I mentioned wild passssssionate blackrom and now you are actually thinking about writing a book about thisss.
CR: Are you going to pair yourssself with Karkat I bet you are.

BD: Wait,-what?
CR: You know what I mean.
BD: Ew-no.-Way-too-young-and-low-class-for-me.
CR: It'sss you and Karkat running through a field
CR: Ssslow motion asss you call each other'sss namesss...

BD: Dude-shut-it.-Seriously.-Equius-is-a-skip-and-a-jump-away.
BD: ....-I-guess-in-this-case-that's-literal,-isn't-it?

CR: You want to be hisss kisssmesssisss.
CR: You know you do!
CR: You want to write sssordid literature about it!

BD: Anyway.-It-isn't-about-blackrom.-It's-about-palerom.
CR: Oh pleassse.
BD: And-how-difficult-it-can-be-for-those-who-are-of-different-blood.
BD: Well,-honestly,-it's-kind-of-historical-fiction.
BD: Ya-know.-Back-when-classes-mattered-and-the-internet-didn't-exist.
BD: Hey,-you-wanna-help-me-write-it?

CR: Tolero
CR: Tolero they are feeding you liesss.
CR: The internet hasss alwaysss exisssted.

BD: Your-name-will-be-on-the-cover~
BD: It-will-be-spelled-like:
BD: Najassssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssh-Guivre

CR: Yesssssssssss!
CR: That isss exactly the proper amount of esssesss.
CR: Okay wait why are we ssstill talking about Karkat and blackrom?
CR: Who even caresssssssss??
CR: We have to play thisss game!

BD: Oh-yeah.
BD: I-was-going-to-tell-you-that-the-client-disk-finished-uploading-like...-lunar-sweeps-ago.-That-was-when-inspiration-struck-me.
BD: Sorry.-{8D;;;;

CR: Tolero you weirdo.
BD: Shut-up.
CR: Okay, connecting with you.
BD: Oh,-ok.
CR: It ssshould sssay I'm connecting with you...
CR: Tolero you have to pressssss ENTER why are you not pressssssing ENTER?
CR: Pressssss ENTER already I want to messssss with your hive and build ssstuff!
CR: You're writing your ssstupid Karkat blackrom ssslassshfic right now, aren't you.
CR: Or thinking about writing it
CR: Or whatever.

BD: Oh,-I-didn't-even-notice-that.
BD: Also-not-Karkat.
BD: Karkat-is-ew.
BD: No.
BD: Karkat-is-greater-than-or-equal-to-ew.

CR: KISSSSSSSSMESSSSSSSSSISSSSSSSSSS
BD: Shut-up,-Najash.
BD: Are-we-doing-this-thing-or-what?
BD: I'm-pushing-enter-now.
BD: Slowly.

CR: Epically!
CR: OH OH
CR: We ssshould pressssss it together!

BD: No-way.-That's-stupid.
CR: We'll count to three and it will be intenssse.
BD: No.-Besides,-I'm-going-to-go-slowly-so-that-I-may-mentally-torture-you.-{>D
CR: Pleassse Tolero do this epic thing with me.
CR: I ssswear I'll never asssk of you again
CR: But for thisss one amazing epic thing!

BD: That-is-musclebeast-crap-and-you-know-it.
CR: But
CR: It will be epic musssclebeassst crap.
CR: The king of the musssclebeassst crap.

BD: *sighs*
BD: That....
BD: That-is-not-a-title-I-would-willing-to-accept,-Najash.

CR: All the other musssclebeassst crap isss jussst jealousss of thisss epic amazing musssclebeassst crap that isss usss presssing enter together.
CR: Like musssclebeassstsss.

BD: ....
CR: You are tempted.
BD: If-I-do-this,-will-you-stop-talking-about-it?
CR: You're the one who ssstarted talking about musssclebeassst crap.
CR: Ssseriousssly Tolero what isss your problem?
CR: Ssso uncool.

BD: Just-answer-the-question.
CR: Yesss I will stop talking about it.
BD: Thank-you.
BD: Okay,-I-will-indulge-in-your-stupidity-so-you-will-stop-dragging-out-this-musclebeat-crap-rant.

CR: My musssclebeassst crap rant isss the BESSST musssclebeassst crap rant.
BD: Just-press-the-stupid-enter-key.
CR: On the count of three!
CR: ONE

BD: two.
CR: THREE!!!

20/02/11
"Enter name."

Your name is TOLERO NAFADE.

You have a variety of INTERESTS, one of which is WRITING, but you have never actually gotten to the end of a storyline. You have many characters in your arsenal of imaginary go-to guys, and if any of them are insulted in any way, you generally proceed to go into a BLIND RAGE, which in actuality is usually just a VERY LARGE AND ANNOYING HISSY FIT. You are infamous for SPACING OUT during important conversations because you are thinking about something related to a story you are writing at the time.

You have a tendency to be SLIGHTLY TWO-FACED. When you are with PEOPLE YOU KNOW WELL, you come off as A BIT BOSSY and MEDDLESOME. You act this way because you care about them, though. You swear this up and down. However, when you are with PEOPLE YOU DO NOT KNOW, then you are OVERLY POLITE AND SOMEWHAT SHY, and it usually TAKES A LOT TO GAIN YOUR COMPLETE TRUST. When it comes to PEOPLE YOU DO NOT LIKE or around PEOPLE WHO DON'T LIKE YOU, you come off as ANNOYINGLY QUIET and EXTREMELY APOLOGETIC, because you are a NATURAL PEOPLE PLEASER. This is probably why BLACK ROMANCE MAKES YOU EXTREMELY UNCOMFORTABLE. Right now the person you are the most open with is your moirail. Your trolltag is blacksheepDaydreamer and you speak in a manner that is careful-and-consistent.

Speaking of your moirail, little miss overly energetic has been pestering you to play a computer game with her.

20/02/11
"Act One."

A young troll stands in her respiteblock. It just so happens that today, the 12th bilunar perigee of the 6th dark season's equinox, is not at all in any way special to her whatsoever. Had it been the 6th bilunar perigee of the 5th dark season's equinox, we might have been on to something here. That was her wriggling day, the day she was given a name!

What was this young troll's name again?

20/02/11
"Team Paradox"