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18/05/17
"Will: Contact your friends."

You contact your friends.

WG: whoa i got thrown all over the place.
JH: huh. i did too! good thing i was in a closet.
WG: you were in a closet?
JH: yeah.
WG: why?
WG: gotta check on everyone else.

WG: hey, ari!
AC: what are you talking to me about?
WG: did you get thrown around and stuff?
AC: yeah.

WG: hey, nick!
NI: what?
NI: I just got thrown around right now and i'm looking for my dice.
WG: good to know.

WG: daisy!
DJ: Yes, I did get jostled.
WG: how?

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"==>"

Whoa what just happened? You're Will.
Everything got thrown all over the place.
Huh.

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"==>"

JOSTLE

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"==>"

JH: well i got an idea.
NI: What is it?

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AC: i am
DJ: Me too.
JH: mee too
JH: hand slipped
NI: Okay.
NI: So.
NI: What type of match should we do?

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"==>"

NI started a memo at 9:32 AM.
NI: Okay, everyone here?

18/05/17
"Yes. Message Nick."

AC: hey!
NI: you ready?
AC: yea!
NI: cool. get jack.
AC: k

AC: hi jack!
JH: hey ariana
AC: so
AC: wanna play a game with nick, daisy and i?
JH: sure.

18/05/17
"==>"

You flip the coin. It spins...
and spins...
yeah. It's gonna take a while. Message your friends?

18/05/17
"GET THE GRILLED CHEESE!"

You do that. Your current coin has the Grilled Cheese and the doll you were playing with earlier.

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"==>"

AND now Ariana's grilled cheese is done.
You are now Ariana. What do you do?

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"==>"

...

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"==>"

You hide in the closet.

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"==>"

Okay.
Cool.
You go back to your room and equip the backpack.

18/05/17
"Go through the corridor."

Ok.
You go down the corridor.
It's a pretty long one. The first door says 'Session Two'. The third says 'Test 3'. You have no idea what these are. Maybe it's best to turn back.

18/05/17
"==>"

The GYM has two rooms branching out of it.
One of them is a corridor and the other is strange... you can't go in that one.
not telling you why.

18/05/17
"Be Jack."

Okay.
In the meantime, you leveled up your Flexibility. It was lower.

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"==>"

BUT YOU ARE INTERRUPTED MUAHAHA
Do you want to be Jack, Will, Ariana, Nick, or Daisy?

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"==>"

AC: we need someone else to play with us.
AC: it seems more fun.
NI: Agreed.
NI: Daisy?
AC: maybe.

NI:hey daisy, you wanna play with us?
DJ: What game?
NI: not sburb.
DJ: What is it?
NI: it's extra awesome spontaneous roleplay.
DJ: Sure, I'm in.

18/05/17
"==>"

You roll your dice. She's lucky.

NI: 1d6-1 x 6, 28 damage.
NI: *the librarian retaliates with his shadow magic!*
NI: 2d8+2 shadow, 1d8+3 horror.
NI: total: 12+10=22.
NI: poison 1

MUAHAHAHAHA
You are winning!

18/05/17
"==>"

AC: hey, nick!
NI: Hi, ariana.
AC:*the mysterious juggler throws her burning sticks at the librarian.*

18/05/17
"Nick: Look around."

You are in your BEDROOM. There are two locked exits and one open one. There is a QUILL SET on the ground, and your computer is flashing an alert.

17/05/17
"Be Nick."

Cool.
You are Nick Inkblotter.

17/05/17
"You remember that secret door? Go inside."

You are just about to do that, when
YOU ARE INTERRUPTED BY THE CHARACTER SELECT SCREEN (TEXT)
(AND IT WILL NEVER BE ANYTHING BUT TEXT!)
(MUAHAHAHAHA)
Do you want to be Jack, Will, Ariana, Nick, or Daisy?

17/05/17
"Ok. Get back inside!"

Cool.
You do that.

17/05/17
"Jack: Go back inside."

You are not Jack, your clueless friend.
You never wish you could be him.
You are Will, remember?

17/05/17
"==>"

You are in a DESERT.
Huh.

17/05/17
"Will: Wonder why you "


TOUCHED THAT CACTUS
You have no clue.

17/05/17
"Fine. Will."

Ok, cool!

17/05/17
"Seriously."

Do you want to be Jack, Will, Ariana, Nick, or Daisy?

17/05/17
"Who's Nick?"

Do you want to be Jack, Will, Ariana, Nick, or Daisy?

17/05/17
"==>"

Thanks for reminding her. Now, we'll wait 20 more pages for the grilled cheese to be done.
Do you want to be Jack, Will, Ariana, Nick, or Daisy?

17/05/17
"SANDWICH."

Ohhhhhhh
cool.
Ariana does that.

17/05/17
"THE."

Wait, what?

17/05/17
"FLIP."

Yep.

17/05/17
"BE DJ, OR DAISY, OR WHOEVER THE HELL SHE IS."

Full name, please. Then I'll tell you.

17/05/17
"==>"

Girls get inventory slots by storing things on odd objects. For example, in Ariana's case, it's coins.
I'll tell you later.
Since she can't demonstrate it.
Since she's making a grilled cheese sandwich.
And there's no other girl...

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"==>"

Ok, fine!

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"==>"

...

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...

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"==>"

I was kidding.

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"==>"

...

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I'm ready.

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"==>"

...

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"==>"

...

17/05/17
"Yeah, sure."

OK.

17/05/17
"I thought I said X3..."

Well, you don't get everything. In fact, I should probably tell you about the girl's inventory system.

17/05/17
"STATUS CHECK (X3)"

Jack Hatter
HP: 7/8
AC: 5/5
SP: 3/3
Muscle: 3
Flexibility: 2
Agility: 3
No Allegiance
???
???
Inventory:
HAT(HEAD)
MOBILE(CONNECTED)
Cool, now you have a full LIMIT and SKILL place.

Will Glovesmith
HP: 3/5
AC: 6/6
SP: 5/5
Muscle: 2
Flexibility: 2
Agility: 3
No Allegiance
???
???
Inventory
BRIEFTOP(CONNECTED)
GLOVES(HANDS)

17/05/17
"Jack: Figure out why there is a punching bag."

Well, you're not really sure, but you think it's safe to say this is the GYM. It has a treadmill and a yoga mat, too.
You are pretty sure you know why these are important.

JH: hey daisy!
DJ: Hello, Jack.
JH: so, i've got this gym, and i don't remember what's important about it.
DJ: Ah. The punching bag gives you Muscle, the yoga mat improves Accuracy and Flexibility, and a treadmill is for Speed and Agility.
JH: oh, ok!
JH:wait, doesn't the punching bag only improve one skill instead of two?
DJ: It improves Muscle, which improves HP and grants a skill. Accuracy is an improvement on AC, and Flexibility is a skill.
DJ: The treadmill improves SP, and Agility is a skill.
JH: cool, thanks!

17/05/17
"Grilled cheese."

Ok, cool.
You switch to Jack in the meantime.

15/05/17
"AC: Look around!"

You're in your trusty, but small KITCHEN. It's got a name.
You are making a sandwich. What kind?

12/05/17
"Who?"

You are Ariana Carpenter.
You have a very playful mannerism and like to do things like fool around with a puppet for an hour.
What do you do?

12/05/17
"Okay, this 'being two people at once' thing is stupid. Stop doing it."

You stop doing it for enough time to-
OH CRAP YOU'RE SOMEONE NEW.

11/05/17
"PUNCH IT!!!"

Will is hurt.

Jack is gaining XPS.

11/05/17
"Go through the door."

You both do that.

Will faces a cactus!

Jack sees a punching bag!

11/05/17
"Will: Hey, what about those doors?"

Eh, whatever. You are simultaniously both of those guys.

11/05/17
"==>"

You immediately look around the room. Nobody is gonna disturb you! Like that other guy... you aren't consciously aware of.
Well whatever.
It's a pretty boring room. A bed, a chest, a door.

11/05/17
"Back to the story."

Okay... You're Jack again.

11/05/17
"???"

Here's the inventory system!
Every inventory is different, based on different wearable items and such. For men, at least. I'll explain the women's inventory system when you're a girl. Right now, you are a boy. Jack's inventory is a MAGIC HAT STORAGE. Each HAT can store 2 items. Will's is the SCIENCE GLOVE GARAGE. It can only hold 1 item in each glove. Some things, like the BRIEFTOP or BACKPACK, store extra stuff. They have some strange rules though.

11/05/17
"Will: NOW look around."

You look around.
You are in a cool room. It's got a drawer, a table, a place to plug your brieftop in, a closet, ad a glove rack.
There are two doors, one to the right and one right over your bed.

11/05/17
"==>"

AC:Well sorry! I thought you were up for something...
AC: I was GOING TO ask Nick if he'd be up for spontaneous role-play.
WG: k. right now i need to do something in REAL LIFE.
AC: Ok, whatever.
AC: I'll go message JH.
WG: good.
AC: Bye! ;)

11/05/17
"Will: Look around."

You are just about to do that, but suddenly

AC: Hey, silly!
WG: aw great.
AC: So.
AC: What are you doing?
WG: I was TRYING to look around. You know how bad the author is. He doesn't even put pictures in!

11/05/17
"Will: STATUS CHECK!"

HP 5/5
Will Glovesmith
No Allegiance
???
INVENTORY(yay, something new!)
BRIEFTOP(CONNECTED)
GLOVES(Hands)

11/05/17
"Will: Retrieve arms from brieftop."

You retrieve the data packet ARMS and throw it in the trash bin.
There, now you got rid of that virus.

11/05/17
"Be the other guy."

You are Will Glovesmith.
You already know you exist, unlike your friend JACK.
You
You
You
You
Great, I got rid of all that.
So...
You are on your BRIEFTOP, chatting up your friend Jack.
What do you do?

11/05/17
"==>"

ONE(1) DOOHICKEY, and SEVEN(7) COINS.

11/05/17
"Examine backpack."

It's your trusty BACKPACK. You have FIVE(5) HATS, TWO(2) BREADS, ONE(1) WATER BOTTLE,

11/05/17
"Fine. Look around."

You do that. It's a small room with a backpack inside it.

11/05/17
"JH: Be the other guy."

Nope. You can't be the other guy. You have to do something.

11/05/17
"==>"

JH: hey
WG: what
JH: i just found out I'm alive!
WG: k

11/05/17
"==>"

JH: hey
JH: hey
JH: hey
JH: hey
JH: hey
JH: hey

11/05/17
"Jack Hatter: Message your friends about this discovery!"

JH: hey

10/05/17
"STATUS CHECK!!!"

Okay! You are currently locked in the ? ROOM. All room start out with this title until they are given a name.
HP 7/7
Jack Hatter
No Allegiance
???
???
???
???
The rest is a part unlocked.
So yeah.
What do you do?

10/05/17
"WHO ARE YOU?"

You are Jack Hatter.
You are locked in a room.

10/05/17
"SUPER TEXT ADVENTURE"

You are a person.
You don't know this yet.
Of course you don't, since you haven't been told that.