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18/05/17
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Vv

17/05/17
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10/05/17
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You rip off the tag and toss your candy cigarette into the streetlight.
Poetic Cinema, you think to yourself.

10/05/17
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Oh yeah. That.
You have just returned from another unsuccessful speed dating event. You guess you forgot to take it off.

10/05/17
"What is up with the nametag?"

The nametag??

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Who is this sly rat?

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You are suddenly somewhere very dark.

10/05/17
"S-syrup?"

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SHIT!

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10/05/17
"Ask alligoater's name."

You are overwhelmed with the idea of a goat-alligator and decide refer back to advice your mother gave you. You politely ask the alligoater if it has a name.

01/05/17
"TOUCH."

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You reach out to stroke the alligat- alligoat? alligoator's leg, but you feel really uneasy.

29/04/17
"🔊 !!!!!!!!🔊"

What the fuck???

29/04/17
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AAAAAAHHHHH............

...?

29/04/17
"Scream."

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AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

26/04/17
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An actual alligator, look out!!!
What do you do?

26/04/17
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26/04/17
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Those ones look pretty neat, except they are a little grey for your tastes. The stones you have picked up are a lot more colorful than th... Is there something in the water?

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You take a moment to look for any cool stones, when a few catch your eye.

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"Run down the mountain and check out the river stones. "

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STONES!!!! You are always up for some good old stone collecting!

26/04/17
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You look down, and see a river. You'd have to climb down a little more to get there. There isn't really anything there except so-

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26/04/17
"Examine surroundings. "

You look a little closer at the town. There are some cacti scattered across the plain, but other than that the town seems very quiet. You can't even see any farms.

26/04/17
"Check the map."

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Looks like your map got stolen in the last town and replaced with some vulgar garbage! You didn't even realize! Good thing you came across a village before you noticed this, otherwise you would have freaked and probably starved to death in the desert!

25/04/17
"Admire your favorite stones."

You take a moment to admire your favorite stones. You wouldn't leave home without 'em.

Actually, you would, because you found them on your journey. Whatever.

25/04/17
"Check your bag for important items."

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You open your bag and check for important items. All you have is some SUNFLOWER SEEDS, a DULL KNIFE, your FAVORITE STONES which you have picked up on your travels, your TRUSTY MAP, and some... gold. Ugh. You wish you still had some silver left, but after paying for everything in silver, all you have left is your LEAST FAVORITE KIND OF METAL, EVER.

25/04/17
"Mountain Top"

You stand on a ledge of a mountain.
What do you do?