Your name is James Oci. You're a douche like the last panel said, but you do have some good things about you. For example: you enjoy video games. You often consider yourself as a video game critic.
You also felt really insulted by the last page.
"Jamey: be the other guy"
You be the other guy. Wow. Look at this douchebag. He's so neat, and uses correct grammar when he types. What a douche. What is his name?
THE MAGICAL GHOST PIN!
to be honest this pin doesn't do anything. it isn't magical. but you like it.
"Jamey: open drawer"
right! before you leave, you have to get your-
"Jamey: talk to your friend"
PA : hey
PA : heeeeeey
PA : hey asshole! answer me! i KNOW for a FACT that youre online!
PA : HEEEEEEEEEY!
LL : Can you not?
PA : ah HA! i knew it! MY PSYCHIC ABILITIES ARE FINALLY SHOWING!
LL : No. You simply made a lucky guess.
PA : wow you are B- TO THE- ORING!
LL : And your the reason stereotypes exist.
PA : okay ill agree with you there
PA : that "b to the oring" thing was the most cringe thing i have ever done
LL : How do you think I feel about it? I was the receiving end of that sentence.
LL : Anyway. Whats up?
PA : well... remember that money you gave me for my bday?
LL : That money i sent you to help you with rent? Yea i remember.
PA : yea! about that- i used it to buy blueprints for a portal
LL : What!?
LL : that money was MEANT to help you with rent so you DONT loose your house!
LL : Im so angry- I forgot how to type grammar!
PA : i know i know...
PA : but- this will be WORTH it! i promise!
PA : im going to get the blueprints out of my mailbox! see you!
-- paranomalAlien PA ceased pestering lazyLevel LL at 06:25 --
"Jamey: turn on computer"
ugh. this shitty thing is glitching again. You bought it off ebay, what did you expect out of it? of COURSE there's going to be viruses everywhere!
come to think of it- the seller probably sold it because they wanted to get rid of the porn.
ITS HERE! after days of waiting- wait- YOU NEED TO LET YOUR FRIEND KNOW ABOUT THIS RIGHT AWAY!
IT IS! THE RED FLAG THING IS UP! MEANING- THAT THING (that will not be mentioned yet) IS HERE!
wait- is that?
NO. NO NO NO! YOU SHALL NOT TOY WITH A GHOST'S POWER!
"jamey: examine posters"
you only own two, posters are expensive! anyway, these are your FAVORITE paranormal movies. as a kid you were scared of them, yet, you kept watching. you suppose you just really liked being scared.
oh your room! like you stated in the last page, you're really interested in paranormal things. you've attempted to make your room look all vintage... sadly your budget doesn't allow these things. STUPID STUDENT LOANS.
thats better... your name is Jamey Root. Your interests include- the PARANORMAL, ALIENS, and SPACE. You are very forgetful, if you tried to put strings on your fingers to remember, you'd probably forget why they are even there.
a young woman stands in her room. it just so happens that today, march 18, 2003, is- nothing is happening today. or she just forgot what day it was, which is quite often nowadays.
what is this girl's name?