"Josh: Retrieve stick from outside."
You quickly sprint outside and fetch a stick...best weapon ever.
YOU KNEW IT, Your dad wandered behind you, and now he's challenging you to a STRIFE?!
You must do it.
You sense something nearby as you stare into your computer screen.
"Josh: Get inside."
You get inside and you could have sworn you saw your dad for a moment, nevermind you should contact Blue Zoisite to see if he sent you this game.
_SkullFirez_: yo what did u give me a disk or some shit?
BlueZoisite: y<>u br<>ke y<>ur ph<>ne, didnt y<>u..
_SkullFirez_: yeah yeah i captchalogued it whatever just tell me if you gave me this game, its not like i need another...
BlueZoisite: <>k? but yeah I sent it br<>h.I SENT IT HARD BR<>H.
_SkullFirez_: ok so does this mean you want to play with me or something?
BlueZoisite: yeah I'll be y<>ur server player...
_SkullFirez_: so wtf is a server player?
BlueZoisite: <>mg I f<>rg<>t,u d<>n't kn<>w what SBURB is...
_SkullFirez_: you mean that game who killed 4 kids? nah m8
BlueZoisite: yeah but they patched it s<> it didnt...d<> all that I think.
_SkullFirez_: you think? whatever im willing to die anytime for a stupid game.
THE COMPELLING FEELING EXPLODES AS YOU WIELD THE SBURB CLIENT DISK, YOU RIGHTEOUSLY DISPLAY THE GAME IN THE AIR AND ALL HELL BREAKS LOOSE. At least..that's what you thought happened.
"Josh: Look in your mailbox."
All it is, is junk mail, yet something makes you feel compelled to grab that thing in your mailbox. You think Blue Zoisite or Edward sent you it for your birthday and forgot to tell you.
"Josh: Go outside."
Finally outside, you decide to check your mail.
You walk downstairs to enter your new living room, a bunch of boxes are scattered about.
You DID just move in after all. Time to find the door.
JOSH: thats it, im going outside...
"Josh: Pick up your phone."
In a stupid manner, you accidentally captchalogue your phone. You feel retarded due to the fact you forgot you had this stupid thing. You thought to yourself "Why cant I just pick up my stuff?".
"Josh: Worry ALOT."
Well, poo. It seems you broke your phone for like the 5th time now, what about your parents!? They'll FLIP when they see you broke your phone, even in your new room! Go tidy that up now.
JOSH: fuck u..
YOU ANGRILY THREW THE FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT INTO THE GODDAMN WALL. LIKE THE IDIOT YOU ARE,
YOU REALIZE YOU SCREWED UP...MAJORLY.
BlueZoisite: I wish I g<>t pesterchum, I mean I like disc<>rd but
_SkullFirez_: and thats why you should get a new computer..
_SkullFirez_: you should save up for it ya'know...
BlueZoisite: d<>n't judge me because I'm lazy and my c<>mputer is br<>ken..
_SkullFirez_: JUDGE JUDGE JUDGE JUDGE
BlueZoisite: y<>u kn<>w what, fuck y<>u t<><>.
_SkullFirez_: im just tellin ya the truth m8
BlueZoisite: n<> c<>mment.
_SkullFirez_: yo wassup.
BlueZoisite: sup mah br<>h
Just forget that I said all that and just check your phone... 'Ahright?
JOSH: ugh i wish i didnt have your voice in my head...
What do you mean?
JOSH: its just that, you kinda called me an "AMATEUR IDIOT"...thats kinda offesive..
"Josh: Rethink the narrators words."
What's wrong Joshua?
JOSH: im sorry what did you say..?
Your name is JOSH. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY. A number of NOTHINGNESS is scattered about your room. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for CREATING STUFF. You like to program computers but you are TOO FUCKING AWESOME FOR IT. You have a fondness for CATS, and are an aspiring AMATEUR IDIOT. You also like to play GAMES sometimes.
What will you do?
Don't Try It...
A young man stands in his new bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 28th of Feburary, 2017, is this young man's birthday. Though it was fourteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!
What will the name of this young man be?