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22/03/17
"Kirai: Exposit on outfit change."

What? This is your ADVENTURING OUTFIT. Def+5.
What do you mean those stats don't mean anything?
Well, they don't, but... Damn.

22/03/17
"Kirai: Make discovery"

Yep. It's a castle.

21/03/17
"==>"

John: And stay out!

21/03/17
"==>"

Peck peck.

21/03/17
"==>"

You cover the damn thing with birds. You have a lot of birds.

21/03/17
"Nadir: Deal with monster."

It's Xena's freak of a summons, Bones. The stupid thing changes form, and you guess it's in one of it's drakon moods. Lousy bugger, this is the third time this week.

21/03/17
"==>"

Wait, when did that get there?

21/03/17
"==>"

Stopping your body from fully disintegrating may be hard the next few times though.

21/03/17
"==>"

Good thing you and your friends have, shall we say, a gift.

It comes in handy at times like these.

21/03/17
"Nadir: Survive fall"

Well, crap.

21/03/17
"Nadir: Be thrown through wall."

DOUBLE FUCK.

You get the feeling you should have strengthened these walls the last time this happened. Lousy flipping hindsight.

21/03/17
"==>"

Fuck.

21/03/17
"Kirai: Be someone else while you walk to the tower."

You are now Nadir. You are busy trying to keep the monster outside your room out. It should be easy. You just need to hold the door.

20/03/17
"==>"

WHOA!

How the heck did that get there?!

20/03/17
"Kirai: Go outside."

What were you expecting? It's night time, you dummy!

20/03/17
"Kirai: Retrieve arms from book."

What? No, you have arms. That's just a stylish drawing decision. It definitely isn't because the author is stuck to using a terrible character maker. Nu-uh.

20/03/17
"OTHER CHARACTER: SUDDENLY BE INTRODUCED"

And her name, of course, is obviously Kirai. Let's get that out of the way right now. If someone were to attempt to name her, we'd probably end up with a character named "Titsbreath Gunkplast" or something vulgar like that.

But we won't.

If you want to suggest a command, refer to the character's name first, please.

20/03/17
"==>"

Anyway, let's stop pretending that this guy's name isn't Nadir. It obviously is.

20/03/17
"BE AMAZINGLY SHOCKED AT THIS NARRATOR'S INCOMPETENCE."

HOW ARE YOU NOT SURPRISED.

20/03/17
"Meh."

OH FOR GOODNESS SAKE.

20/03/17
"==>"

Ok, anyhow, Meh. Hooray. It just derailed this guy's intro. He is currently doing nothing while the useless narrator of the comic is really annoyed why the command for this page was Meh, like the stupid character based on a stupid person he is.

20/03/17
"MEH."

Kirai. What the heck.
WHY DID YOU MAKE MEH A CHAT MEME.