Stop right there...
And of course you stealing them.What idiot wouldn't do that?But guard noticed you.
"Necromancer: Sneak up on him."
You successfuly sneaking up on him.You see a bunch of keys.
You back to the hallway,guard is still there.
You see a...corridor.
You have found the gates with no visible way to open them.
OH GOD IT'S...still closed.
You moved to the other side and saw door, it's closed.
You see a guard who stays near a window and 2 doors.
You decided to go onward in this jail by a stealthy way.
You think it's not the best idea to play on flute in jail.
It was fun thing to do, but you still in jail.
Wow, you feel like a mighty wizard with that cape. You think about your nickname. What it would be like? Maybe Gargamel or xxPussyDestroyer666xx? You will never know.
You rip a paladins's banner off the wall and divide into two parts to wrap it around your waist.
Nobody is chasing you right now, luckily and you will use opportunity to pee out the window later.But you escaped from your jail cell, nobody noticed this...for now.
Also you wanted to look outside of your jail cell.
You have spotted a lever which probably opens your jail cell.
You decided to look around and try to find something useful.
You have found (1)pumpkin, (1)shitty-drawn flute and (1)paper in the right corner of your
-You arrested for using dark magic on territory our kingdom.
-What? I did nothing.
-Don't try to trick me unholy bastard, this guard told me everything.
-Now we go to the jail, if you will resist you are dead,you got it?
Some time ago.
-I don't like it, he is just sitting there and doing something.
-Stay here, i'll call paladins.
"Priest: Be the Necromancer again."
You are in jail cell, completely alone and naked.
">Abscond in search of cool shades."
Command dont recognized.
You using your MIGHTY HOLY POWERS to expose an UNHOLY necromancers!
You don't see any necromancers.
You read a tag it says:"Dirty Horse".
You live in the middle of the forest but you go to the city gates anyway.
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You inspect a stone. There are some names of The Old Gods, also known as The Dark Gods.
"Priest: Exit Church."
Ah the feeling of freedom, you almost forgot what it's like to be free.
"Priest: Fart in the face."
Let's pretend he didn't hear that.
-Faith is my shield,light is my weapon.
You read last one,there are some mortal sins:
3.Drink beer with mint.
4.Pray to the other gods.
7.Howl at the moon.
You read another plate,still some rules:
9.Don't help servants of evil.
10.Help any who needs it.
11.Don't be lazy.
12.Don't fart in the face.
13.Don't drink too much alcohol.
14.Don't puke on any face.
"Priest: Read stone plates."
You read one of these plates.There are some rules:
2.Don't fuck kids.
3.Don't eat corpses.
4.Don't steal anything.
5.Don't use drugs.
6.Don't piss on guard.
7.Don't sell drugs to children.
On other side you see 1 carpet,1 BIG stone plate and an exit.
"Priest: Look around room."
You see a 2 stone plates and 1 window on this side of room.
"Pared: Fondly regard salvation."
You can't be a god.
"Priest: Beg Pared for forgiveness."
You was forgiven long time ago.
"Priest: Praise The Sun."
Instead of this you praise one of your gods who is called Pared.
"Necromancer: Be another character."
You are a priest now. You are in church.
-Bad idea dude.
-Hey,you stop r1ght there!
-Necromancy 1s not allowed in our city,go away.
You arrived to the Capital City's gates. You encounter 2 guards. One of them approaches you.
"Necromancer: Open the box"
No,you have a shit and this shit need to be delivered.
You got 1 Package.
-I hEard you criEd.
-By the way why arE you just standing hErE?
-Well i need sugar,but i have no money.
-Poor thing.I think wE can hElp EachothEr.
-WEll can you dElivEr for mE somEthing?I'm just too busy so much work.I will givE you a sugar for frEE.
-Ehm,sure.What and where i need to deliver?
-Just a packagE for my mom.ShE livEs in Capital City.
-Okay i will do it.
-Thanks vEry much.WEll i nEEd back to work,sEE you!
-HEy arE you okay?
"Necromancer: Suddenly realize how sad your life is and be suddenly overcome with the desire to make yourself a functioning member of society."
He doesn't hear you,he is too sad now.
You entered the Sugar Store,but you don't have money.
Let's look on map where sugar store is.
You have no sugar,dude.
Staff tastes too bad to eat.
BEHOLD!AN ANCIENT STAFF WHICH WAS MADE BY GREAT ELVEN MASTERS OF SIVLANAR,WAS ENCHANTED BY DWARVES OF BLACKFIRE CLAN AND WAS BLESSED BY THOUSAND VIRGINS. But actually it's just a wooden staff which you bought on sale.
-I'm glad you asked that.
-Do you see these 2 things? They're called ARMS, chumpnuts. And I never heard about Nintendo Witch.
Maybe it's because your level is too low.
You don't know why but it didn't work.
You cast a spell to raise some corpses from the ground.
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