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26/04/17
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26/04/17
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Stop right there...

26/04/17
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And of course you stealing them.What idiot wouldn't do that?But guard noticed you.

26/04/17
"Necromancer: Sneak up on him."

You successfuly sneaking up on him.You see a bunch of keys.

22/04/17
"Necromancer: Head down the corridor and peak down that hallway you passed earlier."

You back to the hallway,guard is still there.

20/04/17
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You see a...corridor.

20/04/17
"Necromancer: Slowly and dramatically turn around."

18/04/17
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You have found the gates with no visible way to open them.

18/04/17
"Necromancer: Try to open the door, if successful go through. If not, continue walking."

OH GOD IT'S...still closed.

17/04/17
"Necromancer: Sneak to the other side."

You moved to the other side and saw door, it's closed.

15/04/17
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You see a guard who stays near a window and 2 doors.

14/04/17
"Necromancer: Continue onward and cling to the walls to better hide yourself."

You decided to go onward in this jail by a stealthy way.

13/04/17
"Necromancer: Play a haunting flute refrain and please your evil gods of necromancy."

You think it's not the best idea to play on flute in jail.

13/04/17
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It was fun thing to do, but you still in jail.

13/04/17
"Necromancer: Use the other banner as a cape."

Wow, you feel like a mighty wizard with that cape. You think about your nickname. What it would be like? Maybe Gargamel or xxPussyDestroyer666xx? You will never know.

10/04/17
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An overwhelming success

10/04/17
"Necromancer: Rip a banner off the wall and wrap it around your waist."

You rip a paladins's banner off the wall and divide into two parts to wrap it around your waist.

10/04/17
"Necromancer: Cut to the chase and pee out the window."

Nobody is chasing you right now, luckily and you will use opportunity to pee out the window later.But you escaped from your jail cell, nobody noticed this...for now.

09/04/17
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Also you wanted to look outside of your jail cell.

You have spotted a lever which probably opens your jail cell.

09/04/17
"Necromancer: Start Jailbreak Adventure"

You decided to look around and try to find something useful.

You have found (1)pumpkin, (1)shitty-drawn flute and (1)paper in the right corner of your
jail cell.

08/04/17
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-You arrested for using dark magic on territory our kingdom.
-What? I did nothing.
-Don't try to trick me unholy bastard, this guard told me everything.
-Hi!
-Now we go to the jail, if you will resist you are dead,you got it?
-Yeah..sure.

08/04/17
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-Huh?
-Yes you.

08/04/17
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Some time ago.

-Hey, you.

08/04/17
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08/04/17
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-I don't like it, he is just sitting there and doing something.
-Stay here, i'll call paladins.
-0kay b0zz

08/04/17
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08/04/17
"Necromancer: Tell us how you ended in prison"

-Well...

07/04/17
"Priest: Be the Necromancer again."

You are in jail cell, completely alone and naked.

06/04/17
">Abscond in search of cool shades."

Command dont recognized.

05/04/17
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Still nothing.

05/04/17
"Priest: Use your holy powers to see the necromancer."

You using your MIGHTY HOLY POWERS to expose an UNHOLY necromancers!

04/04/17
"Priest: Encounter a wild Necromancer at the city gate."

You don't see any necromancers.

03/04/17
"Necromancer: Inspect package to ensure there's an address written on it."

You read a tag it says:"Dirty Horse".

03/04/17
"Priest: Take a lovely stroll outside the city gate."

You live in the middle of the forest but you go to the city gates anyway.

28/03/17
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23/03/17
"Priest: Inspect stone with red cross."

You inspect a stone. There are some names of The Old Gods, also known as The Dark Gods.

21/03/17
"Priest: Exit Church."

Ah the feeling of freedom, you almost forgot what it's like to be free.

20/03/17
"Priest: Fart in the face."

Let's pretend he didn't hear that.

19/03/17
"Priest: Reveal your vast array of glorious and holy religious artifacts."

-Faith is my shield,light is my weapon.

17/03/17
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You read last one,there are some mortal sins:


1.Have sex with whores.
2.Eat kids.
3.Drink beer with mint.
4.Pray to the other gods.
5.Be sexy.
6.Summon demons.
7.Howl at the moon.


17/03/17
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You read another plate,still some rules:


8.Pray to the gods.
9.Don't help servants of evil.
10.Help any who needs it.
11.Don't be lazy.
12.Don't fart in the face.
13.Don't drink too much alcohol.
14.Don't puke on any face.

17/03/17
"Priest: Read stone plates."

You read one of these plates.There are some rules:


1.Don't eat shit.
2.Don't fuck kids.
3.Don't eat corpses.
4.Don't steal anything.
5.Don't use drugs.
6.Don't piss on guard.
7.Don't sell drugs to children.

17/03/17
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On other side you see 1 carpet,1 BIG stone plate and an exit.

17/03/17
"Priest: Look around room."

You see a 2 stone plates and 1 window on this side of room.

17/03/17
"Pared: Fondly regard salvation."

You can't be a god.

17/03/17
"Priest: Beg Pared for forgiveness."

You was forgiven long time ago.

16/03/17
"Priest: Praise The Sun."

Instead of this you praise one of your gods who is called Pared.

16/03/17
"Necromancer: Be another character."

You are a priest now. You are in church.

16/03/17
"Necromancer: Raise an army of dead stuff to kill guards."

-Bad idea dude.

16/03/17
"->"

-Hey,you stop r1ght there!
-What,why?
-Necromancy 1s not allowed in our city,go away.
-Dammit.

16/03/17
"->"

You arrived to the Capital City's gates. You encounter 2 guards. One of them approaches you.

16/03/17
"Necromancer: Open the box"

No,you have a shit and this shit need to be delivered.

15/03/17
"->"

You got 1 Package.

15/03/17
"->"

-I hEard you criEd.
-Pfft no.
-By the way why arE you just standing hErE?
-Well i need sugar,but i have no money.
-Poor thing.I think wE can hElp EachothEr.
-What?How?
-WEll can you dElivEr for mE somEthing?I'm just too busy so much work.I will givE you a sugar for frEE.
-Ehm,sure.What and where i need to deliver?
-Just a packagE for my mom.ShE livEs in Capital City.
-Okay i will do it.
-Thanks vEry much.WEll i nEEd back to work,sEE you!

15/03/17
"Necromancer: Be comforted by the woman at the desk."

-HEy arE you okay?
-Huh?

15/03/17
"Necromancer: Suddenly realize how sad your life is and be suddenly overcome with the desire to make yourself a functioning member of society."

He doesn't hear you,he is too sad now.

15/03/17
"->"

You entered the Sugar Store,but you don't have money.

15/03/17
"Necromancer:Initiate SugarQuest."

Let's look on map where sugar store is.

15/03/17
"Necromancer: Pour sugar on staff so it tastes better."

You have no sugar,dude.

15/03/17
"Necromancer: Attempt to eat wooden staff like a giant breadstick."

Staff tastes too bad to eat.

14/03/17
"->"

BEHOLD!AN ANCIENT STAFF WHICH WAS MADE BY GREAT ELVEN MASTERS OF SIVLANAR,WAS ENCHANTED BY DWARVES OF BLACKFIRE CLAN AND WAS BLESSED BY THOUSAND VIRGINS. But actually it's just a wooden staff which you bought on sale.

14/03/17
"Necromancer: Reveal your vast array of mysterious and enchanting arcane artifacts."

-I'm glad you asked that.

14/03/17
"Necromancer: Retrieve ARMS for Nintendo Switch"

-Do you see these 2 things? They're called ARMS, chumpnuts. And I never heard about Nintendo Witch.

14/03/17
"->"

Maybe it's because your level is too low.

14/03/17
"->"

You don't know why but it didn't work.

14/03/17
"->"

14/03/17
"Necromancer: Raise the dead from under the road."

You cast a spell to raise some corpses from the ground.

14/03/17
"Necromancer's Tale"

Some necromancer stays near a road.What he will do?
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