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26/03/17
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Ksiian: OH :|
Marine: Yeah.

26/03/17
"> casually remind your friend that you are banned from the nearby bar and cannot get drunk and freaky with them"


Marine: I kinda got kicked out of there, so yeah. Going back is not going to end well.

26/03/17
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Ksiian: WHERE TO:D
Ksiian: WE CAN HEAD TO THE BAR OR SOMETHING :D

26/03/17
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She leads you outside the mayors office.

21/03/17
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Marine: Bye!
Secretary: 0h, um. Goodbye.

21/03/17
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Ksiian: LET'S GO :D
Marine: Oh, alright.

20/03/17
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Ksiian: IM STEALING YOU ;)
Marine: What?
Golgiboth: That's her way of saying she's taking you out somewhere. It may be a party, another planet, her house. Who even knows?
Marine: Um...
Ksiian: CMON :D

20/03/17
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Marine: Hey!
Golgiboth: Greetings, I am Golgiboth. I am also the mayor, and this is General Ksiian, who decided to join me today.
Ksiian: HELLO :D
Marine: Oh! Well, hello.
Golgiboth: Sorry. She's a bit...loud.
Ksiian: LOUD AND PROUD :D
Golgiboth: Anyway, what did you come here for?
Marine: I don't even know actually. I was just bored.
Golgiboth: Bored?
Marine: Yep.

20/03/17
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You walk over to the mayor(?). Someone, likely a soldier, as you can see from their outfit, stands near them.

20/03/17
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Eh, you're just being a bit paranoid. You've never been fond of heights, so that's probably it.

19/03/17
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While walking over to the mayors desk, you look out the window. There's something about this place...

19/03/17
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You exit the human up-y thing and spot a soldier(?)


Guard: You have reached the mayors office. Try to maintain formality when speaking to him.
Marine: Oh, okay I guess. And nice helmet, by the way.

18/03/17
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Oh, look. The door opened.


Guard: Come in.
Marine: Sure!

18/03/17
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You do a sweet little dance. You've seen some humans doing this a while back and you've been dying to try it.

18/03/17
"> Ascend"

You hop into the the odd up-y thing and go up to wherever it leads.

It appears to go higher than even the clouds.

Oh, how amazing!

18/03/17
"==>"

Oh, look. A weird up-y human transport thing. You forget what they call it sometimes.

18/03/17
"> Talk to him"

You decide to speak with him.


Marine: Hello!
Secretary: 0h...
Secretary: Y0ure Actually Speaking T0 Me?
Marine: Well, yeah. Why wouldn't I? You look pretty cool.
Secretary: 0h, Thank Y0u. M0st Pe0ple Just Walk Right Past Me Th0ugh, S0 This J0b Gets Pretty B0ring. Thanks F0r Actually Speaking T0 Me.
Marine: Are you alright there? You look kinda sad..
Secretary: 0h, N0! D0n't W0rry Ab0ut Me! I'm Alright. 0h, Y0u're Here F0r The May0r, Aren't Y0u? Just G0 D0wn The Hallway And T0 The Right.
Marine: Oh, nice guess. Thank you!
Secretary: N0 0ther Reas0n T0 Visit Except F0r The May0r. G00bye!
Marine: Bye! Thanks again!

15/03/17
"> go to the park to see if theres more people"

You got it. The mayors office it is then. There appears to be an Ikati there, clearly bored.

13/03/17
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You have been kicked out. That did not go as planned, but that's fine. After all, you've never had a plan to begin with. You're not going back in there for a while, nor are you stripping in public ever again.

13/03/17
"> Strip for him to get free vodka"


Marine: Well, will this get me a free drink?
Bartender: leave
Bartender: now

12/03/17
"> order some hardcore vodka "


Marine: Alright, uh. Can I have your heaviest drink?
Bartender: do you have enough money?
Marine: What's the cost?
Bartender: 500.
Marine: Oh. Even with the discount?
Bartender: yep.
Marine: It seems I have nothing.
Bartender: .....then please just get the hell out..

12/03/17
"> continue flirting"


Marine: Alright, I'ma try again. Do you like melons, cause I-
Bartender: iill giive you a diiscount just to stop.
Marine: Deal!

12/03/17
"> flirt with the bartender"


Marine: H-hey, sexy. W-what're you sellin?
Bartender: fliirtiing iisnt goiing to get you anywhere unless youre good at iit.

12/03/17
">go to the pub and drink"

You walk over to the pub, which was just across the street. The bartender seems glad to see you.

12/03/17
"> break into the nearest house and strip for money"

That sounds fun, but you're too scared of being arrested. Still, you're tempted.

12/03/17
"> do a silly dance"

This is the best dance ever.

12/03/17
"> Zoom out and scan the rest of the city"

You can't zoom out. That's impossible.

11/03/17
"==> Use left analog stick to change the camera angle"

I......
What?

11/03/17
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Now you're just wonderin where to go. The only places you actually know about are the park, wizard college, the local pub, and the mayors office. There was also a brothel around here, but you've heard that it was taken down.

11/03/17
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You walk to the end of the end of the street. It appears there's no more black and blue. Thank goodness, it was getting kind of boring.

11/03/17
"Introduce Yourself"

Your name is now Marine, apparently. You are a member of the Ikati from planet Tallos. You like technology, food, and adventures. There's almost nothing unique about you, and you have no idea what that symbol on the wall is. Y'know, the one the kid drew.

11/03/17
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It appears that while thinking of a name, some kid drew graffiti on the wall. Either way, you've thought of a proper name. Marine, yes marine. It makes you feel special, like a soldier or something. Well, time for an ACTUAL introduction.

08/03/17
"What's your name?"

Your name? You forgot. Guess you'll need to think up a new one.

08/03/17
"==>"

Well, enough pointless nonsense. It's time for a proper introduction!

07/03/17
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The humans are one of the strangest species. They have normal ones, usually wearing some type of eyewear. There are the demons too. Those are the ones with strange eyes. And lastly, there are the wizards. The wizards can't actually do magic, since magic isn't even real. Instead they use technology to mimic magic in a way.

07/03/17
"Is there some kind of stupid lore?"

Oh, yes! The lore of this universe is the dumbest lore you can ever get. Let's start simple in explaining it. Nobody likes loads of exposition after all! You're gonna just start with the planet you're currently on. It's named Erf, and it's the human planet, so if you come here you'll mainly see humans.

07/03/17
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You walk down the stairs and out the front door. You guess that it's time. Time for the start of your grand adventure.

06/03/17
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You walk away. You've never seen them act this way. They usually scream and yell at you on sight. You promise to yourself that you'll come back to help them with whatever their problem is. Oh, correction! You place that down in your quest-log as a side quest. Adventurers like you refer to everything as a quest.

06/03/17
"Walk Away. They're obviously not in the mood for conversation."


You: Alright, I'll just go then.
Grully: finally


06/03/17
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You: Huh? Why aren't you screaming at me? Is something wrong?
Grully: im just not in the mood to deal with your balderdash right now

06/03/17
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You: Hey!
Grully: no

06/03/17
"==>"

After barely any walking, you come across your ol' pal, Grully. He hates you with a burning passion. You like him though, since he's the only person to actually acknowledge your existence.

06/03/17
"Begin"

You walk outside your house for the first time in forever. You've decided that today, the 6th of Arche is going to be the start of your adventure.