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20/03/17
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BB: anyway
BB: cubic thingy
BB: what do</span>
<span style="color: #cc3737;">BB: It rerolls <3
BB: Not exactly sure what, or how though <3</span>
<span style="color: #7c2330;">BB: rerolls
BB: what does that even mean</span>
<span style="color: #cc3737;">BB: Every die we shall find is responsible for rerolling some aspect of our lives <3</span>
<span style="color: #7c2330;">BB: that doesnt answer my question to the slightest</span>
<span style="color: #cc3737;">BB: Well, I thought your question was rhetorical <3
BB: Because I think "reroll" as a word is pretty self-explanatory <3</span>
<span style="color: #7c2330;">BB: it changes something</span>
<span style="color: #cc3737;">BB: Voila <3</span>
<span style="color: #7c2330;">BB: ok i see
BB: why should that be helpful to my quest though</span>
<span style="color: #cc3737;">BB: I don't have the answer to that just yet <3
BB: Say, Isaac <3
BB: A minute ago, you said that there are only seven of us <3</span>
<span style="color: #7c2330;">BB: thats a thing i said yes</span>
<span style="color: #cc3737;">BB: But I only account for four players, including us <3</span>
<span style="color: #7c2330;">BB: what
BB: who do you not know</span>
<span style="color: #cc3737;">BB: Wouldn't it be more logically reasonable if you asked me who I know, rather than not know <3</span>
<span style="color: #7c2330;">BB: right
BB: whatevs</span>

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09/03/17
"Isaac: Consult one of your smart friends."

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-- bastionBabyface <span style="color: #7c2330">[BB]</span> began crying to bumblebeeBakery<span style="color: #cc3737">[BB]</span> at 16:23 --

<span style="color: #7c2330;">BB: mags</span>
<span style="color: #cc3737;">BB: Isaac <3</span>
<span style="color: #7c2330;">BB: what the heck do i do with this dice</span>
<span style="color: #cc3737;">BB: Why would you think that I would have any information regarding your cubic dice <3</span>
<span style="color: #7c2330;">BB: well
BB: you have some sorta knowledge on all sorts of things
BB: dont you
BB: youre supposed to be the smart one
BB: among all of us in fact</span>
<span style="color: #cc3737;">BB: That's really flattering <3</span>
<span style="color: #7c2330;">BB: i mean there are like
BB: seven of us only
BB: but still</span>
<span style="color: #cc3737;">BB: I love how fast you can go from fucking decent to fucking degrading <3</span>
<span style="color: #7c2330;">BB: and i cant tell your sarcasm between all those hearts</span></div></span></b></div></div>

09/03/17
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THE D6 appears in your STUFF PAGE, right in the ACTIVE ITEM SLOT that you didn't notice until just now. How convenient.

Alright.

Well then.

How the heck does this dice work again???

09/03/17
"Isaac: Pick up the mysterious item."

You got: THE D6!

You were wondering where the heck was your trusty dice. For a second you thought it was brutally shredded into pieces by some unnatural force.

09/03/17
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09/03/17
"Isaac: Notice something under the bed while still talking."

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<span style="color: #514d4e;">BB: Anyway, back ot my point hcihw was really eht only important tniop to begin htiw.
BB: I'm telling uoy man, I'm os fucking done htiw pyjamas.
BB: They serve on purpose whatsoever.</span>
<span style="color: #7c2330;">BB: even though i know your problems are crucially important</span>
<span style="color: #514d4e;">BB: That they era.</span>
<span style="color: #7c2330;">BB: i kinda have my own errands to run that are just as crucial</span>
<span style="color: #514d4e;">BB: What kind fo errands?
BB: Have you neve left your moor yet?</span>
<span style="color: #7c2330;">BB: i am working on it
BB: i feel like im not ready</span>
<span style="color: #514d4e;">BB: You just attog bring yourself ot it man. That's what I do whenever I feel like efil is being oot pushy on em.</span>
<span style="color: #7c2330;">BB: i hear ya
BB: i guess ill just look around a bit more then have a go at it</span>
<span style="color: #514d4e;">BB: Whatever you od, just don't elddem with the tsehc.</span>
<span style="color: #7c2330;">BB: wait
BB: why</span>
<span style="color: #514d4e;">BB: Trust me.
BB: Just don't.
BB: Juds out.</span>

-- bitterBisection <span style="color: #514d4e">[BB]</span> ceased crying to bastionBabyface <span style="color: #7c2330">[BB]</span> at 16:19 --</div></span></b></div></div>

08/03/17
"Isaac: Answer friend."

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-- bitterBisection <span style="color: #514d4e">[BB]</span> began crying to bastionBabyface <span style="color: #7c2330">[BB]</span> at 16:13 --

<span style="color: #514d4e;">BB: You know tahw really grinds ym gears?
BB: Whoa. That tlef weird.
BB: Why do I suddenly feel ekil these are eht very first sdrow I'm speaking?
BB: Anyway. Back ot my gears.
BB: What really sdnirg my gears si the fact taht pyjamas exist.
BB: Like, someone tsuj could not dnats sleeping with rieht daily clothes.
BB: You feel em?
BB: I really nigeb to feel ekil you are gnirongi me.</span>
<span style="color: #7c2330;">BB: hey there
BB: not ignoring you just kinda was preoccupied with something else
BB: and yes that first time thingy just hit me as well
BB: i mean
BB: i dont even feel like i know how i sound like
BB: it might be because of the drugs</span>
<span style="color: #514d4e;">BB: Drugs?</span>
<span style="color: #7c2330;">BB: totally recreational i promise</span>
<span style="color: #514d4e;">BB: If you yas so.</span></div></span></b></div></div>

08/03/17
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One of your FRIENDS is CRYING TO you. Couldn't have better timing, eh? Wonder what he wants this time. Probably nothing important, but you can't keep such a distraction around for too long.

08/03/17
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Anyway, you're really excited to reveal the secrets of this huge plot device, when suddenly...

08/03/17
"Isaac: Open chest and pray for BRIMSTONE."

You proceed towards to chest with your newly found KEY, with the hope that it will reveal its contents right away like a normal fucking chest. You are also planning to pray for BRIMSTONE after opening the chest, which really sounds like a terrible time to pray for something to happen.

And what the fuck is a BRIMSTONE anyway?


07/03/17
"Isaac: Stab that SPEEDBALL into the back of your head to make your eyes more kawaii."

Yeah. You do that.

You suddenly feel like your SPEED and SHOTSPEED stats have been upgraded, whatever those are.

As much as I'd like to have more intimate closeups like this one, for the sake of simplicity we will not let items influence the way you look. Instead, that SPEEDBALL you just stabbed yourself with has been added to your STUFF PAGE.

Your STUFF PAGE is on DEFAULT mode. You really don't know what that means, but as long as it keeps things as simple as possible, you're OK with it.

07/03/17
"Isaac: Pick up the pickups."

You pick up the two COINS and the KEY, and they go straightly into your PICKUP INVENTORY.

Great job! You truly are going places.

(Not really you don't. It's been like 10 pages and our progress is terrible.)

Now whatever should you do with this suspicious looking SOME RANDOM INJECTOR?

07/03/17
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Two COINS, a KEY, and SOME RANDOM INJECTOR fell on the floor. You really start to question the author's knowledge about item pools.

07/03/17
"Isaac: Check what's inside one of the pots."

In your despicable attempt for checking the insides of an URN, you clumsily mishandle it.
Luckily, the insides of the URN in question was not empty.

07/03/17
"Isaac: Go to the room on the left, and look for a key!"

You try to go to the room on the left, but you can't bring yourself around to it. You don't feel ready. You try the other doors too, to no avail. You feel like you should explore your room more carefully before trying to go out there.

Ah, the good ol' illusion of freedom!

06/03/17
"Isaac's mom: Do a stabberino."

You are pretty sure you are not your mom, and even if there was a slight chance of that, you probably still wouldn't be able to understand what was meant by that.

06/03/17
"Isaac: Quickly retrieve D6 from the chest."

It appears that your chest is locked and, unfortunately, you didn't bring any keys with you. What kind of a dumb person leaves their room without getting a few extra keys to work with first?

Oh. Right. Never mind.

06/03/17
"Enter name that is loved and desired."

Sigh. Fine.

06/03/17
"Enter name."

What? You ask people to name you and you keep being a crybaby about the names suggested? I don't even know what to do with you.

06/03/17
"get ready."

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 6th of March, 2017, is this young man's birthday. Though it was years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young man be?