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20/02/17
"Ansrel: Place Cruxtruder"

DP: I gu3ss this thing is fr33.
DP: Hav3 fun with your n3w dildo.

SK: |>()<| lma()
DP: Y3ah what3v3r.
DP: Any id3a what it do3s?

SK: |>()<| n()
DP: God, you'r3 so worthl3ss.
SK: |>()<| |>()<| t)(an|(s

20/02/17
"==>"

12/02/17
"Ansrel: Magically fix your computer so the screen doesn't look like entire shit like it did last panel"

Much better.

12/02/17
"==>"

DP: I'm conn3cting with you now.
DP: Don3. You s33 it?

SK: |>()<| yea)( it says t)(at WhyDoIN33dAUs3rnam3ForThisShit )(as (()nne(te|) wit)( me.
DP: Okay good, that's m3.
SK: |>()<| i t)(()ug)(t s()
DP: R3al funny, milf)(unter69
DP: So, uh.
DP: You should |33 a|3l3 to arrang3 my surroundings and stuff.

SK: |>()<| na)( it still just says t)(at y()u )(ave (()nne(te|) t() me
DP: No? Alright l3t m3 think a|3out this.
SK: |>()<| i f()un|) a gui|)e
SK: https://youtu.be/vTIIMJ9tUc8

DP: I think I figur3d it out. Without th3 h3lp of your 'guid3' mind you. It just m3ans that you should hav3 conn3ct3d to m3, so I would |33 th3 first in th3 m3dium.
DP: |3ut this will hav3 to do.
DP: I'll start placing som3 stuff in your hiv3, it looks important.

02/02/17
"[S]==>"

<iframe width="854" height="480" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/bT2gfHU6yCU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

<font size= "-7"> lol stolen video </font>

02/02/17
"Shiree: Lay that disk in the disk drive gently"

02/02/17
"==>"

wait shit

<== GO BACK

02/02/17
"Shiree: Smash that disk in your disk drive"

02/02/17
"Get to work"

DP: H3y snak3shit, l3t's g3t working.
SK: |>()<| ()a|( nuggins
DP: Okay...
DP: W3'r3 playing Sgru|3.
DP: Wh3n w3 |3oth hav3 it download3d, I'll conn3ct to you so w3 can g3t start3d.

SK: |>()<| (an y()u ()n(e just (all t() say )(i
DP: I hav3 |33tt3r things to worry a|3out than your trivialiti3s.
DP: May|33 I'll giv3 you th3 privil3g3 onc3 you prov3 yours3lf us3ful to m3.

SK: |>()<| blu)(
SK: |>()<| as y()u wis)( m'la|)y

DP: Good, I lik3 that.
DP: Call m3 'm'lady' mor3 oft3n.

SK: |>()<| l()l

30/01/17
"Ansrel: Run out of patience"

DP: 3xcus3 m3, ar3 you don3 y3t?
DP: I don't hav3 all day.

TG: yesssss
DP: Alright, good. H3r3's th3 plan of action.
DP: Shir33 will |33 my s3rv3r, I will |33 your s3rv3r, and you will |33 Shir33's.

TG: 3333333333333333333333333
DP: Fuck off.
DP: List3n, you ar3 going to |33 |33nch3d for a whil3.
DP: Shir33 is going to g3t m3 going |33for3 you ar3 so much as m3ntion3d.
DP: That m3ans that at any mom3nt, I can r3mov3 you as w3ll as your |33lov3d mutant moirail.

TG: t@[email protected]
DP: Scurry on th3n.

28/01/17
"==>"



CURRENT tactlessGabion [TG] NOW opened public current only bulletin board TROLLUMINATI.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

TG: alright team:
TG: we need to discuss how we @re going to get [email protected] into our session

SK: |>()<| w)(at
SR: [were sneaking me in like a sneaky sneaky snake :p]
SK: |>()<| was t)(e smily fa(e really ne(essary
TG: [email protected]*
TG: @s i [email protected] [email protected],
TG: but before we [email protected] discuss how were going to do it, you @ll need to know how this [email protected] works

SK: |>()<| i |)()nt feel (()mf()rtable g()ing be)(in|) ansrel's ba(|( li|(e t)(is
SR: []n[]
SK: |>()<| j|( s()un|)s (()()l
TG: [email protected]*****
TG: the problem with this [email protected] is [email protected] @ll of our [email protected] will be connected
TG: [email protected] @ > B > C > D > @
TG: (the [email protected]@bles represent the [email protected])
TG: [email protected] B controls [email protected] @'s environment
TG: [email protected] C controls [email protected] B's, @nd so forth

SK: |>()<| but we arent letters
SR: its an anal[]gy y[]u d[]pe! xD
SK: |>()<| w)(ats an anal()gy
SK: |>()<| ())( wait i |(n()w
SK: |>()<| its an anal ()rgy rig)(t?

SR: []mg n[]!!!!!!!! []///[]
TG: so lets get down to it
TG: @ny [email protected]?

SR: players a and c arent c[]nnected
SR: what ab[]ut that?

TG: so like @[email protected], b=pourth, [email protected], d=shiree?
SR: yeah!!
SK: |>()<| pr()blem s()lve|)
SK: |>()<| we'll just say t)(at its li|(e
SK: |>()<| p()urt)( > ansrel > s)(iree

TG: well, the problem is [email protected] she could see on my monitor [email protected] [email protected] is on my monitor [email protected] of shiree
SK: |>()<| w)(() (ares
SK: |>()<| s)(e (ant |(ill )(er

SR: but i d[]nt want her t[] yell at me
TG: [email protected] she does get kind of @nnoying when she gets @ngry
TG: ...but shiree is right

SR: what?
SK: |>()<| w)(at
TG: well, once shes in, @nsrel [email protected] kick her out
TG: @s long @s we dont tell her @bout it until [email protected] enters the medium

SK: |>()<| t)(e w)(at
TG: its the [email protected] we go when we [email protected] sgrub
SK: |>()<| |( w)(atever
SR: we make such a g[][]d team :)
SK: |>()<| yea)( lets get t() it t)(en
TG: ok
SK: |>()<| me t()() t)(an|(s
SR: thanks

27/01/17
"==>"

TG: hellllo!!!
SR: heyeyeyeyey :p
SR: rawr xd

TG: [email protected] you keep @ secret?? ;)
SR: hehe []f c[]urse i can
TG: so you know how me, shiree @nd @nsrel @re [email protected] sgrub together right?
SR: and apparently i wasnt invited >:(
TG: [email protected], @nsrel is @n @sshole
TG: ...but im [email protected] you in

SR: [][][][][][][][]h, like secret agents?
SR: like a little me[]wbeast sneaking acr[]ss the beach

TG: [email protected]?
SR: idk where me[]wbeasts live l[]l
TG: [email protected] to be [email protected]!

21/01/17
"==>"

DP: R3ady?
TG: for [email protected]?
DP: For |3ooting up th3 high3st priority in your lif3.
TG: sgrub?
DP: Y3s Pourth, Sgru|3.
TG: one sec
DP: Goddamnit, I don't hav3 all day.
DP: Shir33 and I ar3 r3ady, so don't tak3 too long.

21/01/17
"Check up on the goons"

DP: Quit snorting sugar or what3v3r th3 fuck you'r3 doing and list3n to m3 now.
SK: |>()<| u w()t m8
DP: Hav3 you got Sgru|3?
SK: |>()<| yea)(
DP: 3xc3ll3nt. Install it imm3diat3ly.
DP: |3ut |33for3 you do, I want to ask you som3thing.
DP: Ar3 you r3ady for th3 gr3at3st adv3ntur3 you will 3v3r |33 a part of?

SK: |>()<| yea)(
SK: |>()<| i t)(in|( s() anyway

DP: Th3n |3oot that fuck3r up, and g3t playing. W3'r3 gonna hav3 som3 fun.

20/01/17
"Skip ahead"

The time just seems to fly by in that dream, and you wake up prepared to engage in your magical journey. It feels like the 25th perigee in here. Time to make sure everything is in order yet again.

20/01/17
"==>"

You come across two colored stone slabs floating miraculously in the air. One is bright as hell, and appears similar to this godforsaken place. The other is dark and kind of ominous. It's just begging for a nap. Being a demonologist, you immediately recognize this as a cursed object, and you conclude that getting out of here before shit flies of the handle.

19/01/17
"Go visit some nice landmarks"

Into the core we go.

19/01/17
"Leave this ugly thing"

Fuck this shit.

18/01/17
"Take a look around"

It's just fucking red.

18/01/17
"==>"

This nightmare just got twice as awful. For this little shit to appear in your own dream, you must have committed a great sin and the lord has punished you. You should repent as soon as this is over.

18/01/17
"Visit your neighbor"

13/01/17
"==>"

Oh look, another shitty tower. Or is it the same one you were in before? You're sure that there's plenty to do in here regardless.

13/01/17
"==>"

Wow what a strange garb that fellow was wearing. Too bad we will never see anyone wearing such an outfit ever again. That would be ridiculous because no one has prototyped anything yet. These thoughts are not Ansrel's, fyi. She doesn't know about protoyping or anything and neither do you.

17/01/17
"==>"

Wow what a strange garb that fellow was wearing. Too bad we will never see anyone wearing such an outfit ever again. That would be ridiculous because no one has prototyped anything yet. These thoughts are not Ansrel's, fyi. She doesn't know about protoyping or anything and neither do you.

13/01/17
"==>"

Who cares?

13/01/17
"==>"

Who's this douchebag?

12/01/17
"Explore"

Ugh. This is just fucking awful. Everything is bright and hideous. Although you do appreciate the Victorian Era style architecture. Trolls went through a Victorian Era, I don't care if Hussie said it or not, I'm making it canon.

13/01/17
"Explore"

Ugh. This is just fucking awful. Everything is bright and hideous. Although you do appreciate the Victorian Era style architecture. Trolls went through a Victorian Era, I don't care if Hussie said it or not, I'm making it canon.

12/01/17
"==>"

In your dream, you are the star. It's you. It suddenly occurs to you that this isn't going as quickly as it should. You should find some way to pass the time while you're passing the time. The irony is overwhelming.

11/01/17
"==>"

What the shit.

11/01/17
"Ansrel: Enter the fucking dream world"

11/01/17
"Talk to someone and get it over with"

<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| ug)(</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: Goddamnit, what do you want now?</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| im b()reeeeeee|)<br />
SK: |>()<| tal|( t() me</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: I hav3 things to do.<br />
DP: How much fucking att3ntion do you n33d?</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| ()|( (alm |)()wn</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: That's not a v3ry saturat3d s3nt3nc3. If you want3d to talk, th3n why would you say som3thing so dull?</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| be(ause i )(ave n()t)(ing t() saaaaaaaay</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: What a|3out som3 fucking conv3rsation start3rs?</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| u just put a (urse in t)(ere t() be e|)gy</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: I'll put a r3al fucking curs3 on you if you k33p talking to m3 lik3 that.<br />
DP: Do you want to talk or not?</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| yes |)a|)|)y</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: |3y th3 Laughing D3ity, why did you just call m3 daddy?</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| w)(() t)(e )(ell is t)(e laug)(ing |)eity</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: H3's my 'daddy'.</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| ()MFG<br />
SK: |>()<| ())(MYFRI(|(INGG()S)(</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: What? What did you mak3 m3 say?</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| u)(-())(, y()u fri(|(in |)()()fus</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: What did you just say?<br />
DP: I can't r3ad your fucking typing.<br />
DP: Is that som3 sort of mors3 cod3?</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| n() u )(e(|(ing ner|)</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: For th3 point of not |3r3aking my (o|3viously mor3 pow3rful) mind with your m3aningl3ss dri|3|3l3, pl3as3 r3frain from contrasting this discussion with mor3 of your idiocy.<br />
DP: Not to m3ntion how painful it is to r3ad your god-awful quirk, accompani3d with that hid3ously |3right color you d3cid3d to us3 for 3v3ry singl3 fucking charact3r you typ3.<br />
DP: Unl3ss you want to l3arn a|3out ~ATH cod3s, and with such knowl3dg3 you can writ3 a d3ath cod3, and run it yours3lf.<br />
DP: In oth3r words, kys.</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| maybe later</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: ...</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| s() w)(at n()w</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: Now you l3av3 m3 alon3.<br />
DP: I was doing shit.</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| w)(at were u |)()ing</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: I was doing shit.</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| uuuuuug)(<br />
SK: |>()<| i just want t() tal|( f()r fu(|(s sa|(e<br />
SK: |>()<| im s() b()()()()()()()()re|)</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: Shut up, you thirsty |3itch.</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| a mans g()t nee|)s</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: Should you 3v3r s3xualiz3 m3 in any form whatso3v3r, in any point in th3 futur3 whatso3v3r, I will not h3sitat3 to mak3 you suff3r th3 d3ath of pr3cis3ly four hundr3d and thirt33n gods.</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| lma() e|)gy</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: Shut up.</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| s() wy|) girl</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: Wyd?</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| w)(at are y()u |)()ing</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: Nothing, actually.<br />
DP: Say what you will, |3ut I hav3 |333n 3njoying this conv3rsation. Mostly for th3 constant r3assuranc3 that I am far gr3at3r than anyon3 that I will 3v3r m33t.<br />
DP: |33sid3s my f3llow cultists, of cours3.</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| t)(ere are ()t)(er (ultists?</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: Of cours3 th3r3 ar3. It's not a cult if th3r3's only on3 p3rson.</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| w)(() are t)(ey</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: As if I would t3ll a filthy non-|33li3v3r lik3 you.<br />
DP: May|33 if you w3r3 to conv3rt...</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| na)( |)u|)e<br />
SK: |>()<| s()<br />
SK: |>()<| w)(at y()u want t() |)()</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: I s33 |3ut a singl3 option.<br />
DP: I must 3xploit my v3ry mind in ord3r to mak3 tim3 app3ar to go |3y fast3r.</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| i t)(in|( i g()t a blunt at my pla(e if y()u wanna (()me ()ver</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: I m3ant sl33ping, you dolt!</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| w)(ats a |)()lt</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: It won't |33 as 3asy as you think, though.</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| w)(ats a |)()lt</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: I do hav3 a r3curring nightmar3.</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| |)()nt u li|(e nig)(tmares an|) s)(it<br />
SK: |>()<| als() w)(ats a |)()lt</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: Nightmar3s, |3y d3finition, is a manif3station of f3ar in th3 mind of a dr3am3r, in th3 form of a dr3am.<br />
DP: My gr3at3st f3ar is a world of |3right colors and fucking ch33r.</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| f()r fu(|(s sa|(e give t)(is w)(()le e|)gy (ult t)(ing a rest<br />
SK: |>()<| (ant u be ()(ill li|(e t)(()se juggal()s instea|) ()f t)(is e|)gy s)(it</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: Juggalos ar3n't 3dgy?</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| but t)(ey ()(ill</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: What3v3r, I'm going to sl33p.</span>

10/01/17
"==>"

Ugh. This is taking too long. Just talk to someone and get it over with.

10/01/17
"==>"

why are you alive

10/01/17
"==>"

You have concluded that putting a shirt on a snake is not a good idea, and this is hopefully the final experiment. Putting a shirt on a snake gives you a nice idea for tonight though.

10/01/17
"==>"

10/01/17
"Be Shiree"

Aw shucks, what's this silly ol' loon doing now?

09/01/17
"==>"

Everyone is under control, and the news is being delivered. You are still pissed though, because fish-for-brains is close to defying you. Maybe you should put him in his place soon. Until then, you've got nothing to do.

09/01/17
"Talk to Pourth"

<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: R3port to m3 imm3diat3ly</span><br/>
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: <a class="__cf_email__" href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" data-cfemail="acdbc4ecd8">[email protected]</a><script data-cfhash='f9e31' type="text/javascript">/* <![CDATA[ */!function(t,e,r,n,c,a,p){try{t=document.currentScript||function(){for(t=document.getElementsByTagName('script'),e=t.length;e--;)if(t[e].getAttribute('data-cfhash'))return t[e]}();if(t&&(c=t.previousSibling)){p=t.parentNode;if(a=c.getAttribute('data-cfemail')){for(e='',r='0x'+a.substr(0,2)|0,n=2;a.length-n;n+=2)e+='%'+('0'+('0x'+a.substr(n,2)^r).toString(16)).slice(-2);p.replaceChild(document.createTextNode(decodeURIComponent(e)),c)}p.removeChild(t)}}catch(u){}}()/* ]]> */</script>?</span><br/>
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: Just t3ll m3 what3v3r th3 fuck you'r3 doing.</span><br/>
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: nothing right now</span><br/>
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: Your unproductivity is in3xcusa|3l3!<br/>
DP: You should |33 working!</span><br/>
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: on <a class="__cf_email__" href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" data-cfemail="196e71596d">[email protected]</a><script data-cfhash='f9e31' type="text/javascript">/* <![CDATA[ */!function(t,e,r,n,c,a,p){try{t=document.currentScript||function(){for(t=document.getElementsByTagName('script'),e=t.length;e--;)if(t[e].getAttribute('data-cfhash'))return t[e]}();if(t&&(c=t.previousSibling)){p=t.parentNode;if(a=c.getAttribute('data-cfemail')){for(e='',r='0x'+a.substr(0,2)|0,n=2;a.length-n;n+=2)e+='%'+('0'+('0x'+a.substr(n,2)^r).toString(16)).slice(-2);p.replaceChild(document.createTextNode(decodeURIComponent(e)),c)}p.removeChild(t)}}catch(u){}}()/* ]]> */</script>?</span><br/>
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: On Sgru|3, you moron!</span><br/>
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: how?</span><br/>
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: Do anything |3ut playing shit vid3o gam3s or sl33ping.<br/>
DP: Which is pro|3a|3ly what you hav3 |333n doing this whol3 tim3.<br/>
DP: Don't 3v3n r3spond to that, just l3t m3 g3t my way.</span><br/>
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: @nd <a class="__cf_email__" href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" data-cfemail="1c6b745c68">[email protected]</a><script data-cfhash='f9e31' type="text/javascript">/* <![CDATA[ */!function(t,e,r,n,c,a,p){try{t=document.currentScript||function(){for(t=document.getElementsByTagName('script'),e=t.length;e--;)if(t[e].getAttribute('data-cfhash'))return t[e]}();if(t&&(c=t.previousSibling)){p=t.parentNode;if(a=c.getAttribute('data-cfemail')){for(e='',r='0x'+a.substr(0,2)|0,n=2;a.length-n;n+=2)e+='%'+('0'+('0x'+a.substr(n,2)^r).toString(16)).slice(-2);p.replaceChild(document.createTextNode(decodeURIComponent(e)),c)}p.removeChild(t)}}catch(u){}}()/* ]]> */</script> <a class="__cf_email__" href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" data-cfemail="8de5cdfbe8">[email protected]</a><script data-cfhash='f9e31' type="text/javascript">/* <![CDATA[ */!function(t,e,r,n,c,a,p){try{t=document.currentScript||function(){for(t=document.getElementsByTagName('script'),e=t.length;e--;)if(t[e].getAttribute('data-cfhash'))return t[e]}();if(t&&(c=t.previousSibling)){p=t.parentNode;if(a=c.getAttribute('data-cfemail')){for(e='',r='0x'+a.substr(0,2)|0,n=2;a.length-n;n+=2)e+='%'+('0'+('0x'+a.substr(n,2)^r).toString(16)).slice(-2);p.replaceChild(document.createTextNode(decodeURIComponent(e)),c)}p.removeChild(t)}}catch(u){}}()/* ]]> */</script> you been doing?</span><br/>
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: I said not to r3spond you ch33ky pi3c3 of shit.<br/>
DP: And do not qu3stion my authority, candyv3ins.<br/>
DP: 3ith3r g3t productiv3, or forf3it th3 gam3.<br/>
DP: Now, g3t to work.</span><br/>
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: but <a class="__cf_email__" href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" data-cfemail="94e3fcd4e0">[email protected]</a><script data-cfhash='f9e31' type="text/javascript">/* <![CDATA[ */!function(t,e,r,n,c,a,p){try{t=document.currentScript||function(){for(t=document.getElementsByTagName('script'),e=t.length;e--;)if(t[e].getAttribute('data-cfhash'))return t[e]}();if(t&&(c=t.previousSibling)){p=t.parentNode;if(a=c.getAttribute('data-cfemail')){for(e='',r='0x'+a.substr(0,2)|0,n=2;a.length-n;n+=2)e+='%'+('0'+('0x'+a.substr(n,2)^r).toString(16)).slice(-2);p.replaceChild(document.createTextNode(decodeURIComponent(e)),c)}p.removeChild(t)}}catch(u){}}()/* ]]> */</script> should i be doing</span><br/>
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: Do som3 g3n3tics or som3 shit.<br/>
DP: Or |3aking. You lik3 |3aking, right?</span><br/>
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: no?</span><br/>
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: Som3on3 lik3s |3aking.<br/>
DP: Oh! I know!</span><br/>
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: who likes <a class="__cf_email__" href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" data-cfemail="e684a68d8f8881">[email protected]</a><script data-cfhash='f9e31' type="text/javascript">/* <![CDATA[ */!function(t,e,r,n,c,a,p){try{t=document.currentScript||function(){for(t=document.getElementsByTagName('script'),e=t.length;e--;)if(t[e].getAttribute('data-cfhash'))return t[e]}();if(t&&(c=t.previousSibling)){p=t.parentNode;if(a=c.getAttribute('data-cfemail')){for(e='',r='0x'+a.substr(0,2)|0,n=2;a.length-n;n+=2)e+='%'+('0'+('0x'+a.substr(n,2)^r).toString(16)).slice(-2);p.replaceChild(document.createTextNode(decodeURIComponent(e)),c)}p.removeChild(t)}}catch(u){}}()/* ]]> */</script>?</span><br/>
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: No, not that.<br/>
DP: I hav3 an assignm3nt for you.<br/>
DP: Go t3ll th3 |3lond3|3lood th3 good n3ws.</span><br/>
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: <a class="__cf_email__" href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" data-cfemail="9ee9f6deea">[email protected]</a><script data-cfhash='f9e31' type="text/javascript">/* <![CDATA[ */!function(t,e,r,n,c,a,p){try{t=document.currentScript||function(){for(t=document.getElementsByTagName('script'),e=t.length;e--;)if(t[e].getAttribute('data-cfhash'))return t[e]}();if(t&&(c=t.previousSibling)){p=t.parentNode;if(a=c.getAttribute('data-cfemail')){for(e='',r='0x'+a.substr(0,2)|0,n=2;a.length-n;n+=2)e+='%'+('0'+('0x'+a.substr(n,2)^r).toString(16)).slice(-2);p.replaceChild(document.createTextNode(decodeURIComponent(e)),c)}p.removeChild(t)}}catch(u){}}()/* ]]> */</script> good news?</span><br/>
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: That sh3's not coming, you d3ns3 shit.</span><br/>
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: oh, fuck you<br/>
TG: don't tell me how to <a class="__cf_email__" href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" data-cfemail="146066715460">[email protected]</a><script data-cfhash='f9e31' type="text/javascript">/* <![CDATA[ */!function(t,e,r,n,c,a,p){try{t=document.currentScript||function(){for(t=document.getElementsByTagName('script'),e=t.length;e--;)if(t[e].getAttribute('data-cfhash'))return t[e]}();if(t&&(c=t.previousSibling)){p=t.parentNode;if(a=c.getAttribute('data-cfemail')){for(e='',r='0x'+a.substr(0,2)|0,n=2;a.length-n;n+=2)e+='%'+('0'+('0x'+a.substr(n,2)^r).toString(16)).slice(-2);p.replaceChild(document.createTextNode(decodeURIComponent(e)),c)}p.removeChild(t)}}catch(u){}}()/* ]]> */</script> my <a class="__cf_email__" href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" data-cfemail="4f2220263d0f2623">[email protected]</a><script data-cfhash='f9e31' type="text/javascript">/* <![CDATA[ */!function(t,e,r,n,c,a,p){try{t=document.currentScript||function(){for(t=document.getElementsByTagName('script'),e=t.length;e--;)if(t[e].getAttribute('data-cfhash'))return t[e]}();if(t&&(c=t.previousSibling)){p=t.parentNode;if(a=c.getAttribute('data-cfemail')){for(e='',r='0x'+a.substr(0,2)|0,n=2;a.length-n;n+=2)e+='%'+('0'+('0x'+a.substr(n,2)^r).toString(16)).slice(-2);p.replaceChild(document.createTextNode(decodeURIComponent(e)),c)}p.removeChild(t)}}catch(u){}}()/* ]]> */</script></span><br/>
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: Sgru|3.</span><br/>
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: no!</span><br/>
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: At l3ast |3r3ak it to h3r softly, it's th3 l3ast you could do.<br/>
DP: |33sid3s, if you don't, I will hav3 fun hacking into your |3ootl3g Trollian account and t3lling h3r mys3lf.<br/>
DP: As a |3onus, I'll |3r3ak you two up if you continu3 to r3|33l.<br/>
DP: Any words?</span><br/>
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: <a class="__cf_email__" href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" data-cfemail="f99ab9979d808f9c90978a">[email protected]</a><script data-cfhash='f9e31' type="text/javascript">/* <![CDATA[ */!function(t,e,r,n,c,a,p){try{t=document.currentScript||function(){for(t=document.getElementsByTagName('script'),e=t.length;e--;)if(t[e].getAttribute('data-cfhash'))return t[e]}();if(t&&(c=t.previousSibling)){p=t.parentNode;if(a=c.getAttribute('data-cfemail')){for(e='',r='0x'+a.substr(0,2)|0,n=2;a.length-n;n+=2)e+='%'+('0'+('0x'+a.substr(n,2)^r).toString(16)).slice(-2);p.replaceChild(document.createTextNode(decodeURIComponent(e)),c)}p.removeChild(t)}}catch(u){}}()/* ]]> */</script> isn't @n insult<br/>
TG: it sounds good</span><br/>
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: It's |33caus3 of your |3right as shit, 3y3 rap3, mutant |3lood.<br/>
DP: It also looks lik3 candy.</span>

08/01/17
"Talk to Shiree"

<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: Ar3 you doing anything productiv3?</span><br/>
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| yee</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: What th3 h3ll do3s 'y33' m3an?<br />
DP: Fuck it I don't want to know.<br />
DP: What sp3cifically ar3 you doing?<br />
DP: You know what? I don't want you t3ll m3 that 3ith3r.<br />
DP: How much long3r until your copy arriv3s?</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| (()py ()f w)(at</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: Of Sgru|3 you fucking wast3 of car|3on.</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| w)(ats t)(at</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: Fuck off.<br />
DP: Wh3n will it arriv3, asshol3?</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| 2 maybe m()re</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: 2 what?</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| p()ssibly 3</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: You ar3 th3 gr3at3st mistak3 in th3 univ3rs3.<br />
DP: Just giv3 it to m3 straight.</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| 2</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: Ugh.</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| wut</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: Look, I just r3ally want to play this gam3. L3t's l3av3 it at that.</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| fu(|(ing ri|)|)les man</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: Oh, is that so?<br />
DP: Why not look up 10 fucking lin3s, you m3ntal pati3nt?</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| |(</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: So, is that it?<br />
DP: ...<br />
DP: I gu3ss that sums up our 'discussion'.<br />
DP: W3ll, if th3r3's anything that you would lik3 to say, now is th3 tim3.</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| su(|( my l()llip()p |)i(|(</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: That's it. Conv3rsation ov3r.</span>

05/01/17
"==>"

During all the time the other girl was wasting, you have done nothing productive. As a natural born leader, it is your duty to keep everything in control. It's time you check up on your lackies, but it's up to you to decide who goes first.

05/01/17
"Talk to edgy guy"

<span style="color: #d8d805;">SR: hey!!!</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| wus p()ppin b</span><br />
<span style="color: #d8d805;">SR: hey<br />
SR: hey!!!!!!!!<br />
SR: h[]w are u d[]ing??</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| t)(e real questi()n is w)(() am i |)()ing</span><br />
<span style="color: #d8d805;">SR: lma[] st[]p</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| )(()w u |)()in wit)( p()rp</span><br />
<span style="color: #d8d805;">SR: p[]urth?</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| ye</span><br />
<span style="color: #d8d805;">SR: its g[]ing g[][]d!<br />
SR: hes s[] sweet!<br />
SR: what about u aNd aNsrel??? Uw[]</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| wtf were n()t |)ating</span><br />
<span style="color: #d8d805;">SR: n[]t yet anyway</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| w)(at t)(e fri(|(ing )(e(|(</span><br />
<span style="color: #d8d805;">SR: hehehehe u 2 are a perfect match!<br />
SR: ur b[]th s[] edgy ;p<br />
SR: sk <3< dp </span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| by t)(e gran|) fu(|(ing )(ig)(bl()()|) w)(y |)() y()u |)() t)(is</span><br />
<span style="color: #d8d805;">SR: i just think its fun!<br />
SR: []w[]<br />
SR: what d[] u d[] f[]r fun?</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| jer|( ()ff an|) play vi|)e() games an|) get )(ig)(</span><br />
<span style="color: #d8d805;">SR: l[]l ur s[] edgy</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| ye but im (()()l<br />
SK: |>()<| an|) e|)gy<br />
SK: |>()<| li|(e a |)em()n wit)( sunglasses</span><br />
<span style="color: #d8d805;">SR: im c[]nfuzzled l[]l<br />
SR: u'd still be cute l[]l</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| f()r g()|)s sa|(e let it g()</span>

04/01/17
"==>"

You spend fucking hours looking at that thing.

04/01/17
"==>"

This is your laptop, or at least what's left of it. All that really good virus protection software and cool toolbars might have caused a few problems. Few options remain. You can either talk to one of your friends, or stare in awe/horror at your laptop.

04/01/17
"Examine your room"

You live in a fucking cave

04/01/17
"==>"

Your name is MONRAI FLORET, as not so clearly stated before. You do happen to have a variety of INTERESTS, or rather, THINGS YOU FIND SLIGHTLY MORE WONDERFUL. Some of which happen to include DOWNLOADING SUSPICIOUS SOFTWARE, ANIMALS OF THE ANTHROPOMORPHIC VARIETY, and PRACTICING YOUR PSIONIC ABILITIES, which are BELOW AVERAGE.

03/01/17
"Try again"

03/01/17
"Enter name"

03/01/17
"Cut the filler and be the other girl"

A young troll stands in her respiteblock. It just so happens that this young troll has just been excluded from the greatest team of pubescent kids to ever graze the interdimensional plane. What is the name of this young troll?

01/01/17
"==>"

It appears that the screen is currently focused on the CARNIVOROUS ALBACORE, which is the one in orange, obviously. You decide to fuck around with this thing for a while, since you've got nothing better to do, except that one thing that's really important to do but you forgot about so whatever.

01/01/17
"Turn on the screen thing"

You push the large red button at the corner of the TELEVISION, and it bursts to life.

01/01/17
"Go down to the genetics lab to do genetics stuff"

You make it down to the GENETICS LABORATORY with a miraculous lack of shitty five frame gifs. What do you do now?

01/01/17
"==>"

Flamethrowers don't work underwater dummy.

01/01/17
"Test out the thing."

01/01/17
"Pourth: Allocate your strife specibus"

You already have, and you have your weapon equipped too. It was a powerful weapon given to you by your powerful lusus. Designed to kill land-dwellers when you became old enough for it, but you don't tend to get out of your hive. Or kill things.It's cool to have something like that in your arsenal.

30/12/16
"==>"

<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: i dont get why you [email protected] lowbloods so much<br />
TG: [email protected] sort of @ highblood thing</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: 3xcus3 m3?<br />
DP: I am th3 high3st |3lood w3 know!</span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: [email protected]*</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: What?</span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: [email protected] @bout me?</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: You don't count, mutant.</span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: [email protected] @bout shiree?</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: H3 lacks th3 l3ad3rly skills</span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: [email protected] doesnt [email protected] him @ lower blood [email protected] you</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: May|33 not, |3ut k33p in mind that co|3alt-|3loods ar3 th3 most common of th3 high|3lood cast3s. Jad3 |3loods ar3 th3 rar3st of all |3lood typ3s, |33sid3s fuchsia |3loods and mutants.</span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: both of which [email protected] to be me</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: You ar3 not fuchsia.</span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: close enough</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: W3ll, it is still quit3 th3 achi3v3m3nt to hav3 a |3lood color of your<br />
DP: 'l3v3l'<br />
DP: in our army.</span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: @bout the @rmy<br />
TG: did you get my [email protected] [email protected]?</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: I don't ch3ck old m3ssag3s.</span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: well, the @rmy thing wont work out</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: Why not?</span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: it would only be us in the session<br />
TG: @[email protected] excluding sr</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: Ugh l3t m3 r3ad th3 fil3s again.<br />
DP: /afk/<br />
DP: W3ll shit.<br />
DP: God fucking damnit.<br />
DP: I had a hug3 plan, I was going to |33 th3 l3ad3r.<br />
DP: W3 could hav3 |333n d3iti3s!<br />
DP: I would hav3 forc3d 3v3ryon3 into my cult, and I would hav3 rul3d 3v3ry troll on th3 fucking plan3t!<br />
DP: I COULD HAV3 |333N GOD!</span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: k<br />
TG: btw is there @ [email protected] for your cult?</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: Shut th3 fuck up, I hav3 to mak3 a n3w plan.</span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: k</span>

30/12/16
"Contact Pourth"

<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: Okay, I am just ch3cking up to s33 if 3v3rything is fin3.<br />
DP: 3v3rything is fin3?</span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: yes, everything is fine</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: I will ask a f3w qu3stions, and you will answ3r th3m.</span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: k</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: 1: Did you ord3r Sgru|3 y3t? And if so, wh3n will it arriv3?</span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: yes, it should @rrive in 2 @nd @ [email protected] [email protected]</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: Did you just assum3 that tim3?</span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: no, i ordered it [email protected] @ [email protected] @go @nd it [email protected] 3 [email protected] so [email protected]</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: Y3ah, what3v3r.<br />
DP: 2: Do you und3rstand th3 cor3 conc3pt of th3 gam3?</span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: [email protected], build your house, [email protected] it big, go to @ different dimension, etc.</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: 3: It's just you, m3, and SK, corr3ct?</span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: [email protected] @bout sr?</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: Ugh. No.<br />
DP: W3 don't acc3pt low|3loods in our army.</span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: excuse me?!<br />
TG: you dont expect me to do this without her, do you?</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: You ar3 fully capa|3l3 of carrying your own w3ight</span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: i know, i [email protected] i just wont do it without her</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: W3 ar3n't l3tting h3r in, and that's final.<br />
DP: Just |33 grat3ful that I'm l3tting a r3j3ct-|3lood lik3 you in this.</span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: fine. i'm in.</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: 4: Do you hav3 any qu3stions?</span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: no</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: Good.</span>

30/12/16
"Shut off the lights"

30/12/16
"==>"

As usual, your shit is wrecked. But the only reason you fight with her is to be rebellious anyway, so who cares. Might as well get back to pinky.

30/12/16
"==>"

30/12/16
"==>"

30/12/16
"Ansrel: Prepare for battle!"

30/12/16
"Equip those knives!"

You have equipped the REGULAR KITCHEN KNIVES. Oh and they have blood on them too. Cool.

30/12/16
"==>"

30/12/16
"==>"

30/12/16
"==>"

30/12/16
"==>"

30/12/16
"==>"

30/12/16
"Go to the Cuisineblock to retrieve your knives."

The magic journey commences!

30/12/16
"Equip your knives!"

You can't equip your knives because you don't have them with you right now.

30/12/16
"Allocate your Strife Specibus"

Oh yeah, knifekind. Can't get cooler or edgier than that. Wait no. x2knifekind. Fuck yeah!

30/12/16
"Be the other guy"

Too bad Porg or whoever the fuck, it's this guys turn

30/12/16
"Talk to your friend"

<span style="color: #d8d805;">SR: hey!!!</span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: hey!!!<br />
TG: [email protected]'s up?</span><br />
<span style="color: #d8d805;">SR: just g[]t that game aNsrel was talkiNg ab[]ut</span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: id love to! but it [email protected] @rrived yet @n@</span><br />
<span style="color: #d8d805;">SR: awwwwww.......<br />
SR: s[] what ab[]ut y[]u? what are y[]u up t[]?<br />
SR: []w[]</span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: i just told @nsrel [email protected] her ide@ wont work<br />
TG: she told you @bout her ide@, right?<br />
TG: @bout the @rmy?</span><br />
<span style="color: #d8d805;">SR: N[]????? what army?????</span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: @nsrel [email protected] [email protected] we would form @n @rmy in the [email protected]<br />
TG: but we [email protected] [email protected]<br />
TG: you know why</span><br />
<span style="color: #d8d805;">SR: []~[]</span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: ?</span><br />
<span style="color: #d8d805;">SR: that d[]esNt s[]uNd fuN!</span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: well, we dont need to do it<br />
TG: [email protected] we [email protected] lol</span><br />
<span style="color: #d8d805;">SR: hehe<br />
SR: well, ill see y[]u later<br />
SR: <></span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: <></span>

30/12/16
"Open the computer"

This is your laptop. You spend about half your time here, the other half you spend developing new creatures to populate your ocean. Here, you can play great games such as TROLLVERWATCH, SKYRIM: THE ELDER TROLLS, and THE SIMS. There's no pun for the last one, but Ansrel has dubbed it 'THE SINS' due to your CONSTANT INTENTIONAL CORRUPTION. Also, since I'm too lazy to edit it out, you have PESTERCHUM instead of TROLLIAN. I'll just make it canon that you BOOTLEGGED IT.

30/12/16
"==>"

Your name is POURTH WEIRJU, as so clearly, obviously, and lucidly stated before. It doesn't even bare repeating. You also have a variety of interests, including GENETIC CODING, playing VIDEO GAMES, and PARTAKING IN RIDICULOUS BOOTLEGGERY.

30/12/16
"Try again."

30/12/16
"Enter name"

30/12/16
"==>"

Yet another grey-skinned alien youth stands dormant in their strangely named bedroom. It just so happens that at the moment, this troll is doing nothing significant, but we need a new character introduced.

30/12/16
"==>"

<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: hey you there?<br/>
TG: hey<br/>
TG: hello?<br/>
TG: ok well, when you get this [email protected]<br/>
TG: it turns out the [email protected] is not @[email protected] [email protected]<br/>
TG: well i [email protected] it is, but its not how you think<br/>
TG: its sort of [email protected] [email protected], so we [email protected] meet new people online or @nything<br/>
TG: which [email protected] we [email protected] build @n @rmy like you [email protected] so<br/>
TG: @lright [email protected] bye</span>

Although Ansrel won't be able to see this message right now, we still can, because of our Really Cool Seeing Power

30/12/16
"Oh shit x2 combo"

Oh shit it's your friend, in all his mutant vileness! Guess he'll have to wait.

30/12/16
"Oh shit"

Oh shit its your lusus, in all her hidden vileness!

30/12/16
"==>"

30/12/16
"Squawk like an imbecile and shit on your posters"

No. Never. You are a lot of things, a DEMONOLOGIST, a FORMER KILLER, an ABUSIVE PARTNER, but you would never, under any circumstances, violate such beautiful, godlike, nearly-perfect subjects of troll anatomies.

30/12/16
"==>"

This code, for example. Your fellow cultists needed this for some obscure ritual, it was part of a group of codes of various kinds known as the UNHOLY TEXTS. You wrote the code, no questions asked. The SPAWN() code was actually created in a TROLLIAN TIME LOOP. That conversation doesn't actually have a name, but if it did, it would probably also be called the UNHOLY TEXTS.

30/12/16
"==>"

You do have hobbies, most of which include cultist rituals or abusing lowbloods, but nonetheless, you have hobbies. Your favorite hobby, undoubtably, is writing ~ATH viruses. The fun is dilute however, because your cult does not allow murder of any kind. All you can do is write viruses that don't kill anything, but that isn't nearly as fun. In fact, your cult does employ your coding services quite often.

30/12/16
"Examine slime pod"

This is your RECOUPERACOON, and it is incredibly comfy. It is actually too comfy, because you always fall asleep in it. When you fall asleep, you are transported to that godawful hideously bright planet. Jesus Christ are you edgy. Get a fucking hobby.

30/12/16
"Examine your room"

Your name is ANSREL DEZZAR. You have a variety of INTERESTS, or rather, THINGS YOU DON'T FIND INCREDIBLY AWFUL. You enjoy programming ~ATH CODES, viewing SPLENDID TROLLIAN BODIES, and have HUGE BURNING PASSION FOR BEING A TOTAL EDGELORD. Around your RESPITEBLOCK, you have a COMPUTER, POSTERS, and your RECOUPERACOON.

30/12/16
"==>"

Sure, let's go with that.

30/12/16
"Enter name"

This troll gives no way of telling it, but that could not be farther from the truth.

30/12/16
"==>"

A young troll stands in her respiteblock. It just so happens that this young troll has recently formed the greatest team of pubescent children to ever grace the interdimensional plane. What is the name of this young troll?

30/12/16
"Return"

<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: [email protected]</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| alrea|)y? |)i|) s)(e bl()w up s() s()()n?</span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: [email protected], [email protected] [email protected] to her yet<br />
TG: im on the website @nd i ordered the thing<br />
TG: should be 3 [email protected]</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| w)(at ab()ut it</span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: well [email protected] they just [email protected] it over here with those @[email protected] you rich people [email protected]?</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| ()|(ay first: im n()t ri()(<br />
SK: |>()<| se(()n|):<br />
SK: |>()<| i |)()nt |(n()w w)(at se(()n|) is but basi(ally t)(ats )(()w it is</span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: ugh why do you [email protected] to type like [email protected]<br />
TG: i [email protected] fucking [email protected] [email protected]</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| (()nsi|)er y()urself lu(|(y<br />
SK: |>()<| its imp()ssible t() type li|(e t)(is</span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: then stop</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| n() l()l<br />
SK: |>()<| als() my pa(|(age is supp()se|) t() arrive in 3 |)ays t()()</span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: ok cool</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| (()()l</span>

30/12/16
"Return"

Whoops. He's back. Magical journey will have to wait.

30/12/16
"Leave your hive and embark on a magical journey!"

30/12/16
"Respond"

<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| )(ey</span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: hey</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| y()u</span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: we @rent doing this shit @<a class="__cf_email__" href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" data-cfemail="7b1c3b1215">[email protected]</a><script data-cfhash='f9e31' type="text/javascript">/* <![CDATA[ */!function(t,e,r,n,c,a,p){try{t=document.currentScript||function(){for(t=document.getElementsByTagName('script'),e=t.length;e--;)if(t[e].getAttribute('data-cfhash'))return t[e]}();if(t&&(c=t.previousSibling)){p=t.parentNode;if(a=c.getAttribute('data-cfemail')){for(e='',r='0x'+a.substr(0,2)|0,n=2;a.length-n;n+=2)e+='%'+('0'+('0x'+a.substr(n,2)^r).toString(16)).slice(-2);p.replaceChild(document.createTextNode(decodeURIComponent(e)),c)}p.removeChild(t)}}catch(u){}}()/* ]]> */</script><br />
TG: did DP just tell you to get <a class="__cf_email__" href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" data-cfemail="afdbc7efdb">[email protected]</a><script data-cfhash='f9e31' type="text/javascript">/* <![CDATA[ */!function(t,e,r,n,c,a,p){try{t=document.currentScript||function(){for(t=document.getElementsByTagName('script'),e=t.length;e--;)if(t[e].getAttribute('data-cfhash'))return t[e]}();if(t&&(c=t.previousSibling)){p=t.parentNode;if(a=c.getAttribute('data-cfemail')){for(e='',r='0x'+a.substr(0,2)|0,n=2;a.length-n;n+=2)e+='%'+('0'+('0x'+a.substr(n,2)^r).toString(16)).slice(-2);p.replaceChild(document.createTextNode(decodeURIComponent(e)),c)}p.removeChild(t)}}catch(u){}}()/* ]]> */</script> new <a class="__cf_email__" href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" data-cfemail="d5b295b8b0">[email protected]</a><script data-cfhash='f9e31' type="text/javascript">/* <![CDATA[ */!function(t,e,r,n,c,a,p){try{t=document.currentScript||function(){for(t=document.getElementsByTagName('script'),e=t.length;e--;)if(t[e].getAttribute('data-cfhash'))return t[e]}();if(t&&(c=t.previousSibling)){p=t.parentNode;if(a=c.getAttribute('data-cfemail')){for(e='',r='0x'+a.substr(0,2)|0,n=2;a.length-n;n+=2)e+='%'+('0'+('0x'+a.substr(n,2)^r).toString(16)).slice(-2);p.replaceChild(document.createTextNode(decodeURIComponent(e)),c)}p.removeChild(t)}}catch(u){}}()/* ]]> */</script>?</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| yea)( w)(y</span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: @nd she <a class="__cf_email__" href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" data-cfemail="a1d2e1c8c5">[email protected]</a><script data-cfhash='f9e31' type="text/javascript">/* <![CDATA[ */!function(t,e,r,n,c,a,p){try{t=document.currentScript||function(){for(t=document.getElementsByTagName('script'),e=t.length;e--;)if(t[e].getAttribute('data-cfhash'))return t[e]}();if(t&&(c=t.previousSibling)){p=t.parentNode;if(a=c.getAttribute('data-cfemail')){for(e='',r='0x'+a.substr(0,2)|0,n=2;a.length-n;n+=2)e+='%'+('0'+('0x'+a.substr(n,2)^r).toString(16)).slice(-2);p.replaceChild(document.createTextNode(decodeURIComponent(e)),c)}p.removeChild(t)}}catch(u){}}()/* ]]> */</script> <a class="__cf_email__" href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" data-cfemail="394d51794d">[email protected]</a><script data-cfhash='f9e31' type="text/javascript">/* <![CDATA[ */!function(t,e,r,n,c,a,p){try{t=document.currentScript||function(){for(t=document.getElementsByTagName('script'),e=t.length;e--;)if(t[e].getAttribute('data-cfhash'))return t[e]}();if(t&&(c=t.previousSibling)){p=t.parentNode;if(a=c.getAttribute('data-cfemail')){for(e='',r='0x'+a.substr(0,2)|0,n=2;a.length-n;n+=2)e+='%'+('0'+('0x'+a.substr(n,2)^r).toString(16)).slice(-2);p.replaceChild(document.createTextNode(decodeURIComponent(e)),c)}p.removeChild(t)}}catch(u){}}()/* ]]> */</script> we would be like the <a class="__cf_email__" href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" data-cfemail="3d51587d59584f4e">[email protected]</a><script data-cfhash='f9e31' type="text/javascript">/* <![CDATA[ */!function(t,e,r,n,c,a,p){try{t=document.currentScript||function(){for(t=document.getElementsByTagName('script'),e=t.length;e--;)if(t[e].getAttribute('data-cfhash'))return t[e]}();if(t&&(c=t.previousSibling)){p=t.parentNode;if(a=c.getAttribute('data-cfemail')){for(e='',r='0x'+a.substr(0,2)|0,n=2;a.length-n;n+=2)e+='%'+('0'+('0x'+a.substr(n,2)^r).toString(16)).slice(-2);p.replaceChild(document.createTextNode(decodeURIComponent(e)),c)}p.removeChild(t)}}catch(u){}}()/* ]]> */</script> @nd stuff?</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| yea)( w)(y</span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: do you <a class="__cf_email__" href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" data-cfemail="8bfccbe5ff">[email protected]</a><script data-cfhash='f9e31' type="text/javascript">/* <![CDATA[ */!function(t,e,r,n,c,a,p){try{t=document.currentScript||function(){for(t=document.getElementsByTagName('script'),e=t.length;e--;)if(t[e].getAttribute('data-cfhash'))return t[e]}();if(t&&(c=t.previousSibling)){p=t.parentNode;if(a=c.getAttribute('data-cfemail')){for(e='',r='0x'+a.substr(0,2)|0,n=2;a.length-n;n+=2)e+='%'+('0'+('0x'+a.substr(n,2)^r).toString(16)).slice(-2);p.replaceChild(document.createTextNode(decodeURIComponent(e)),c)}p.removeChild(t)}}catch(u){}}()/* ]]> */</script> to be @ <a class="__cf_email__" href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" data-cfemail="08646d486c6d7a">[email protected]</a><script data-cfhash='f9e31' type="text/javascript">/* <![CDATA[ */!function(t,e,r,n,c,a,p){try{t=document.currentScript||function(){for(t=document.getElementsByTagName('script'),e=t.length;e--;)if(t[e].getAttribute('data-cfhash'))return t[e]}();if(t&&(c=t.previousSibling)){p=t.parentNode;if(a=c.getAttribute('data-cfemail')){for(e='',r='0x'+a.substr(0,2)|0,n=2;a.length-n;n+=2)e+='%'+('0'+('0x'+a.substr(n,2)^r).toString(16)).slice(-2);p.replaceChild(document.createTextNode(decodeURIComponent(e)),c)}p.removeChild(t)}}catch(u){}}()/* ]]> */</script>?</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| yea)( w)(y</span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: i dont <a class="__cf_email__" href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" data-cfemail="d1a3b491bdbda8">[email protected]</a><script data-cfhash='f9e31' type="text/javascript">/* <![CDATA[ */!function(t,e,r,n,c,a,p){try{t=document.currentScript||function(){for(t=document.getElementsByTagName('script'),e=t.length;e--;)if(t[e].getAttribute('data-cfhash'))return t[e]}();if(t&&(c=t.previousSibling)){p=t.parentNode;if(a=c.getAttribute('data-cfemail')){for(e='',r='0x'+a.substr(0,2)|0,n=2;a.length-n;n+=2)e+='%'+('0'+('0x'+a.substr(n,2)^r).toString(16)).slice(-2);p.replaceChild(document.createTextNode(decodeURIComponent(e)),c)}p.removeChild(t)}}catch(u){}}()/* ]]> */</script> like the ide@<br />
TG: it seems kind@ tedious<br />
TG: @nd @lso...</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| w)(at</span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: kind of impossible?</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| ()|(<br />
SK: |>()<| well<br />
SK: |>()<| t)(is is g()nna be a bit )(ar|)er<br />
SK: |>()<| an|) a bit m()re...<br />
SK: |>()<| te|)ius</span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: tedious</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| w)(atever<br />
SK: |>()<| |)i|) y()u tell )(er t)(at yet?</span><br />
<span style="color: #f864fd;">TG: no i didnt get the <a class="__cf_email__" href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" data-cfemail="a9cac1e9c7cacc">[email protected]</a><script data-cfhash='f9e31' type="text/javascript">/* <![CDATA[ */!function(t,e,r,n,c,a,p){try{t=document.currentScript||function(){for(t=document.getElementsByTagName('script'),e=t.length;e--;)if(t[e].getAttribute('data-cfhash'))return t[e]}();if(t&&(c=t.previousSibling)){p=t.parentNode;if(a=c.getAttribute('data-cfemail')){for(e='',r='0x'+a.substr(0,2)|0,n=2;a.length-n;n+=2)e+='%'+('0'+('0x'+a.substr(n,2)^r).toString(16)).slice(-2);p.replaceChild(document.createTextNode(decodeURIComponent(e)),c)}p.removeChild(t)}}catch(u){}}()/* ]]> */</script><br />
TG: @<a class="__cf_email__" href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" data-cfemail="b8d6c1cff8c1">[email protected]</a><script data-cfhash='f9e31' type="text/javascript">/* <![CDATA[ */!function(t,e,r,n,c,a,p){try{t=document.currentScript||function(){for(t=document.getElementsByTagName('script'),e=t.length;e--;)if(t[e].getAttribute('data-cfhash'))return t[e]}();if(t&&(c=t.previousSibling)){p=t.parentNode;if(a=c.getAttribute('data-cfemail')){for(e='',r='0x'+a.substr(0,2)|0,n=2;a.length-n;n+=2)e+='%'+('0'+('0x'+a.substr(n,2)^r).toString(16)).slice(-2);p.replaceChild(document.createTextNode(decodeURIComponent(e)),c)}p.removeChild(t)}}catch(u){}}()/* ]]> */</script>, i think she <a class="__cf_email__" href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" data-cfemail="9becdbe8">[email protected]</a><script data-cfhash='f9e31' type="text/javascript">/* <![CDATA[ */!function(t,e,r,n,c,a,p){try{t=document.currentScript||function(){for(t=document.getElementsByTagName('script'),e=t.length;e--;)if(t[e].getAttribute('data-cfhash'))return t[e]}();if(t&&(c=t.previousSibling)){p=t.parentNode;if(a=c.getAttribute('data-cfemail')){for(e='',r='0x'+a.substr(0,2)|0,n=2;a.length-n;n+=2)e+='%'+('0'+('0x'+a.substr(n,2)^r).toString(16)).slice(-2);p.replaceChild(document.createTextNode(decodeURIComponent(e)),c)}p.removeChild(t)}}catch(u){}}()/* ]]> */</script> misled<br />
TG: it is @ <a class="__cf_email__" href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" data-cfemail="15786079617c6579556c7067">[email protected]</a><script data-cfhash='f9e31' type="text/javascript">/* <![CDATA[ */!function(t,e,r,n,c,a,p){try{t=document.currentScript||function(){for(t=document.getElementsByTagName('script'),e=t.length;e--;)if(t[e].getAttribute('data-cfhash'))return t[e]}();if(t&&(c=t.previousSibling)){p=t.parentNode;if(a=c.getAttribute('data-cfemail')){for(e='',r='0x'+a.substr(0,2)|0,n=2;a.length-n;n+=2)e+='%'+('0'+('0x'+a.substr(n,2)^r).toString(16)).slice(-2);p.replaceChild(document.createTextNode(decodeURIComponent(e)),c)}p.removeChild(t)}}catch(u){}}()/* ]]> */</script> <a class="__cf_email__" href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" data-cfemail="187f58757d">[email protected]</a><script data-cfhash='f9e31' type="text/javascript">/* <![CDATA[ */!function(t,e,r,n,c,a,p){try{t=document.currentScript||function(){for(t=document.getElementsByTagName('script'),e=t.length;e--;)if(t[e].getAttribute('data-cfhash'))return t[e]}();if(t&&(c=t.previousSibling)){p=t.parentNode;if(a=c.getAttribute('data-cfemail')){for(e='',r='0x'+a.substr(0,2)|0,n=2;a.length-n;n+=2)e+='%'+('0'+('0x'+a.substr(n,2)^r).toString(16)).slice(-2);p.replaceChild(document.createTextNode(decodeURIComponent(e)),c)}p.removeChild(t)}}catch(u){}}()/* ]]> */</script>, but the <a class="__cf_email__" href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" data-cfemail="b3c3dff3cad6c1c0">[email protected]</a><script data-cfhash='f9e31' type="text/javascript">/* <![CDATA[ */!function(t,e,r,n,c,a,p){try{t=document.currentScript||function(){for(t=document.getElementsByTagName('script'),e=t.length;e--;)if(t[e].getAttribute('data-cfhash'))return t[e]}();if(t&&(c=t.previousSibling)){p=t.parentNode;if(a=c.getAttribute('data-cfemail')){for(e='',r='0x'+a.substr(0,2)|0,n=2;a.length-n;n+=2)e+='%'+('0'+('0x'+a.substr(n,2)^r).toString(16)).slice(-2);p.replaceChild(document.createTextNode(decodeURIComponent(e)),c)}p.removeChild(t)}}catch(u){}}()/* ]]> */</script> @re only in little groups<br />
TG: @nd they <a class="__cf_email__" href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" data-cfemail="7f1c3f110b">[email protected]</a><script data-cfhash='f9e31' type="text/javascript">/* <![CDATA[ */!function(t,e,r,n,c,a,p){try{t=document.currentScript||function(){for(t=document.getElementsByTagName('script'),e=t.length;e--;)if(t[e].getAttribute('data-cfhash'))return t[e]}();if(t&&(c=t.previousSibling)){p=t.parentNode;if(a=c.getAttribute('data-cfemail')){for(e='',r='0x'+a.substr(0,2)|0,n=2;a.length-n;n+=2)e+='%'+('0'+('0x'+a.substr(n,2)^r).toString(16)).slice(-2);p.replaceChild(document.createTextNode(decodeURIComponent(e)),c)}p.removeChild(t)}}catch(u){}}()/* ]]> */</script> <a class="__cf_email__" href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" data-cfemail="31525e5f45715245">[email protected]</a><script data-cfhash='f9e31' type="text/javascript">/* <![CDATA[ */!function(t,e,r,n,c,a,p){try{t=document.currentScript||function(){for(t=document.getElementsByTagName('script'),e=t.length;e--;)if(t[e].getAttribute('data-cfhash'))return t[e]}();if(t&&(c=t.previousSibling)){p=t.parentNode;if(a=c.getAttribute('data-cfemail')){for(e='',r='0x'+a.substr(0,2)|0,n=2;a.length-n;n+=2)e+='%'+('0'+('0x'+a.substr(n,2)^r).toString(16)).slice(-2);p.replaceChild(document.createTextNode(decodeURIComponent(e)),c)}p.removeChild(t)}}catch(u){}}()/* ]]> */</script> @nyone outside of their group<br />
TG: its like @ <a class="__cf_email__" href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" data-cfemail="a6c1e6cbc3">[email protected]</a><script data-cfhash='f9e31' type="text/javascript">/* <![CDATA[ */!function(t,e,r,n,c,a,p){try{t=document.currentScript||function(){for(t=document.getElementsByTagName('script'),e=t.length;e--;)if(t[e].getAttribute('data-cfhash'))return t[e]}();if(t&&(c=t.previousSibling)){p=t.parentNode;if(a=c.getAttribute('data-cfemail')){for(e='',r='0x'+a.substr(0,2)|0,n=2;a.length-n;n+=2)e+='%'+('0'+('0x'+a.substr(n,2)^r).toString(16)).slice(-2);p.replaceChild(document.createTextNode(decodeURIComponent(e)),c)}p.removeChild(t)}}catch(u){}}()/* ]]> */</script> <a class="__cf_email__" href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" data-cfemail="c6aba3a5ae86a8afa5">[email protected]</a><script data-cfhash='f9e31' type="text/javascript">/* <![CDATA[ */!function(t,e,r,n,c,a,p){try{t=document.currentScript||function(){for(t=document.getElementsByTagName('script'),e=t.length;e--;)if(t[e].getAttribute('data-cfhash'))return t[e]}();if(t&&(c=t.previousSibling)){p=t.parentNode;if(a=c.getAttribute('data-cfemail')){for(e='',r='0x'+a.substr(0,2)|0,n=2;a.length-n;n+=2)e+='%'+('0'+('0x'+a.substr(n,2)^r).toString(16)).slice(-2);p.replaceChild(document.createTextNode(decodeURIComponent(e)),c)}p.removeChild(t)}}catch(u){}}()/* ]]> */</script> or something<br />
TG: do you think she'll <a class="__cf_email__" href="/cdn-cgi/l/email-protection" data-cfemail="84ecc4f2e1">[email protected]</a><script data-cfhash='f9e31' type="text/javascript">/* <![CDATA[ */!function(t,e,r,n,c,a,p){try{t=document.currentScript||function(){for(t=document.getElementsByTagName('script'),e=t.length;e--;)if(t[e].getAttribute('data-cfhash'))return t[e]}();if(t&&(c=t.previousSibling)){p=t.parentNode;if(a=c.getAttribute('data-cfemail')){for(e='',r='0x'+a.substr(0,2)|0,n=2;a.length-n;n+=2)e+='%'+('0'+('0x'+a.substr(n,2)^r).toString(16)).slice(-2);p.replaceChild(document.createTextNode(decodeURIComponent(e)),c)}p.removeChild(t)}}catch(u){}}()/* ]]> */</script> @nother bossy shitfit?</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| yea)( w)(y</span>

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"==>"

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"==>"

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"==>"

29/12/16
"Captchalogue a bunch of candy in the room"

Yeah sure, it's not like this is going anywhere.

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"==>"

The package is set to arrive in a 'miraculously short' 3 days. What will you do to pass the time?

29/12/16
"Respond"

<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: Pick up.<br/>
DP: Pick up.<br/>
DP: Pick up, asshol3.</span><br/>
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| w)(at is it sugar?</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: Do not fucking call m3 sugar.<br />
DP: You ar3 singl3 for a r3ason.<br />
DP: I'll k33p this simpl3. I hav3 a gam3 that I want to play.</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| s()?<br />
SK: |>()<| play by y()urself<br />
SK: |>()<| ()r wit)( y()urself i |)()nt (are</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: No, you s33 this is a multiplay3r gam3. You ar3 joining m3.<br />
DP: W3 ar3 |3uilding an armada, starting with m3, you, and th3 oth3rs.</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| s()un|)s (()()l<br />
SK: |>()<| but i |)()nt )(ave t)(e game, s()</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: Th3n fucking |3uy it. Did you think I would g3t it for you or som3thing?</span><br />
<span style="color: #24eeee;">SK: |>()<| yes</span><br />
<span style="color: #119d18;">DP: I'll do you a favor, and giv3 you th3 link.<br />
DP: https://sgru|3.com/ord3r</span>

29/12/16
"Go on your computer and do something."

This is your LAPTOP. You have a few things to do here, you can play classic games such as UNDERTROLL or TROLL FORTRESS 2, or look at PORN, but this is a fan fiction not smut. It seems one of your friends is trying to get in touch with you.

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"==>"

Who the hell makes spicy candy?

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"==>"

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"Put some candy on your eyes and do something stupid"

If by 'eyes' you mean 'mouth', then you're already one step ahead of yourself.

29/12/16
"Go outside and do magic stuff"

You can't do magic stuff because magic isn't real.

29/12/16
"Gaze through your window"

Now isn't that pretty.

Wow, what a great view. It's especially great considering you look out this window every single day.

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"==>"

Your name is Shiree Maynoo, as so clearly stated earlier. Today is your WRIGGLING DAY, as previously mentioned. But it's not worth mentioning, because everyday is your WRIGGLING DAY when you're this cool. You have a variety of INTERESTS. Some of which include, VIDEO GAMES, GETTING HIGH OFF OF OBSCURE TROLLIAN DRUGS, and you have a passion for CANDY. Goddamn you love CANDY. It is but one of the strange personality aspects that come from living on ALTERNIA.

29/12/16
"Try again"

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"Enter Name"

29/12/16
"Covenbent"

A young troll stands in his respiteblock. It just so happens that today, the 33rd bilunar perigee of the 8th dark season's equinox, is this young troll's wriggling day. Although it was 6 sweeps ago he was given life, it is only now that he will be given a name. What is his name?