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10/01/17
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feelings r gross but atleast yr friend got a kissu.
now u hav some blackmail material

10/01/17
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you may be alone but atleast u have some NEAT MUSIC YOUVE BEEN LISTENING 2 ON REPEAT and PERIOD DRAMAS and FEELINGS and A DUM SHIRT, but, most importantly, you have FRIENDS

10/01/17
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Dana: dam wish i could relate
Berks: Wait dana it'll happen.
Dana: hahahhahh,,, yea i guess so you never know :^)
Dana: anyway u should go n talk 2 him abt where yr relationship is going
Dana: then u can become SPICY LOVERS!!!!!!
Dana: #HELLYEA!!!!!!!!!!

10/01/17
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Dana: DAM WHAT THE HECK IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!!!!!
Dana: THAT'S SO CUTE IM SO HAPPYU!!!!!?!??
Dana: THATS SO SWEET YOU TWO ARE SO CUTE THGOHTER!! AAAAAA
Dana: MMMOHMYGOD!!!!?!?!?!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA

10/01/17
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Berks: There's not that much to tell
Berks: He just leaned over and y'know
Berks: Kissed me.

10/01/17
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Berks: mAX KISSED ME!!!!!! ON THE FACE!!!
Dana: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TELL ME EVERYTIHNG OH YMG DO!!!IM READY IM SO READY
Dana: spiLL THE BEAN S IM SO READY TELL ME EXABTLY WHAT HAPPENED IM SO EXTICED AUGHGHHGH1!!!!!!
Dana: iV GOT MY SCREAMING PILLOW READY TELL ME!!!


10/01/17
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Berks: Dana OH MY GOD!!!!!!!

10/01/17
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all you want to do is sleep and complain abOUT EVERYTHING

10/01/17
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for the past few hours youve been BINGE WATCHING PERIOD DRAMAS. it calms you down because you love.......old clothes and the concept of COURTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! COURTING IS YOUR FAVORITE!!!!! GIFTS AND LOVE LETTERS!!!! FORBIDDEN LOVE!!!!! CASTLES!!!!! BALLDOWNS!!!! DANCING!!! PRINCESSESS!!!! RESCUING!!!!! ACTUALLY MAYBE YOURE THINKING ABOUT FAIRY TALES???? YOU DONT KNOW BUT YOURE HAVING A LOT OF FEELINGS RIGHT NOW

08/01/17
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she just had an entire conversation with herself- but she forgave you and also didnt even ask for information. thank god she finally has enough self confidence or whatevr to know that the feelings arent as ONE SIDED as she used to think. you will now go and hang out with MAX. it'll be fun. she also slammed the door in your face- but to be fair- you did the same thing

08/01/17
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Dana: I am listening to my music in peace and crying because I love it so much and also my face really hurts
Dana: theres better ways to impress your crush than throwin snowballs at ya girl (me)
Dana: like for example you could idk...... make him a mix tape and wear their shirt for about four days in a row
Dana: because you hate yourself and you idolize them
Dana: anyway i saw you two throwin snow balls @ eachother n u didnt throw em as hard as u did w me
Dana: its fine just pls be genlt w me
Dana: or until me n her are @ a place where we r kissin n she can make me feel better with kisses
Dana: anyway go flirt with max while i practice flirting with h....er


08/01/17
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Berks: Dana- open up.
Berks: I can hear you listening to her mix tape open up the door
Dana: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

08/01/17
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Max: Is She Going To Be Ok?
Berks: Yea- I didn't even do it that hard
Max: It Looks Like She's Crying
Berks: oh my god......
Dana: *softly crying*

08/01/17
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Dana: F!!!!K!!!!111111N!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



08/01/17
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Dana:i am yr god now



08/01/17
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Dana:i hope u feel better soon
Dana:and if i get sick frm this i am literally going to scream


08/01/17
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Dana: i not actually doing anything today so if u need anything just txt me n i'll bring it 2 you
Carter: thanks!!! that's v nice of you :33
Dana: uhm,,,... yea anytime!! i care abt.........u
Dana: anyway uh,


08/01/17
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Dana: so im gonna guess u r gonna try n sleep?
Carter: yea if i feel bttr aftrwards we can hang out
Dana: mmm id rather u stay inside if yr sick!!!
Dana: i dont wana get sick n i dont want u 2 get sicker


08/01/17
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Dana: ok it just snowed last night????
Dana: and didnt u say that this weather is yr favorire????
Carter: yea
Dana: mmm im sorry !!!
Dana: i nvr get sick :0
Carter: u were sick like 3 weeks ago and u couldnt talk
Carter: u sounded like u were...dying
Dana: ok numbr 1 (one) i was not THAT sick
Dana: and numbr 2 (two) it doesnt matter u r sick now!!!!


08/01/17
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Carter: no im sick
Carter: whenevr it starts snowing i get sick


08/01/17
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Dana: wait... are you ok,,??




07/01/17
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Dana: look what i have 4 u >:3cc!!!!!




07/01/17
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???: coming!




07/01/17
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are they not........home (that would #SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!)

07/01/17
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07/01/17
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-- kylosGay began trolling currentlyCrying --


KG: it's snowing right now which is my fave,, weather!!!!!!!
KG: ok anyway hope u had a good day!!! just want u 2 know that im thinkin abt u!!!:)
-- kylosGay ceased trolling currentlyCrying --


07/01/17
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oh?(!!!!)

07/01/17
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wakey wakey

06/01/17
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Dana: ok... bye




06/01/17
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Berks: No.
Berks: That's gay.


06/01/17
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Dana: ok well everything feels sureal??
Dana: idk like she evn made me a mix?? i nvr thought she evr would??? and like i have her shirt??
Dana: like? i love it so much and she evn drew me?? a sort of book...thing of our?? evolution of..friendship
Dana: and i dont evn remember holding her hand like i remember taking the present and....
Dana: like????? saying...thank u
Dana: and sorta waiting for her hand to fall to her side and then
Dana: just reaching for it
Dana: and that feeling of her...holding it back? like actaully holding it back
Dana: mayb it would've been better if my hand wasnt shaking and i spoke in complete sentences bc i was a
Dana: MESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dana: but iv been wearing her shirt and it smells like her and its really comfy and idk im really happy i dont remember the last
time i was this.. happy? is that stupid?





06/01/17
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Berks: What are you doing here?
Dana: ok so u know how i held her hand today
Dana: and she said she liked holding mine
Berks: Yea. That's what people who like eachother like doing. Holding hands. PDA. the exact thing you think is gross.

06/01/17
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KNOCK KNOCK
get the door

06/01/17
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you did it........ that's what you did

06/01/17
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what have you done

06/01/17
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wht hav u done....

03/01/17
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Berks: *looks into the camera like im on the office*
Dana: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

03/01/17
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Berks: stop pouting.
Dana: IM NOT POUTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

03/01/17
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u just remembered u were left on...read. normally u would double text but now youre scared yr gonna bother her or ANNOY HER.... oH NO. but yOU REFUSE 2 THROW A FIT BECAUSE YOURE MATURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

03/01/17
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Berks: then text her yourself. get it
Dana: MAYB I WILL!!!!!!!!!!

03/01/17
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Berks: im right here
Dana: u know what i... mean >:((

03/01/17
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Dana: i want.....attention

03/01/17
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Dana: IT'S BRIGHT AS H*CK OUT HERE!!!!!!!!!
Berks: Stop compaining.
Dana: IM NOT..... COMPALINGING THE SUN IS JUST......BRIGHT
Dana: ..,,.,,
Dana: u kno what else is...bright
Berks: Oh my god..........
Dana: Her...SMILE!!!!

01/01/17
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01/01/17
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all your friends are busy. you're not pouting- you're LISTENING TO MUSIC and THINKING.

01/01/17
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Dana: SHE HASNT TEXTED ME OR OEPEDN MY MESSAGE SHE HATES ME I KNOW IT
Berks: Dana.
Berks: I'm on a DATE.
Dana: OH MY GOD I M SORRY GOOD LUCK.,.. IM SORRY

01/01/17
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01/01/17
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Berks: You know he cut off his ear because everytime he painted her put his paintbrush in his mouth and then the chemicals caused his mind to deteriorate.

Max: Wow. That's Horrible.

Berks: Well- art makes people suffer.

Max: Yea- So Does A Lot Of Other Things.

Berks: Yeah. Like feelings.

Max: ???

Berks: Uh, you know... Like feelings. Like how much I am feeling this piece of art i love it..

Max: Yea. I have feelings too

28/12/16
"be someone else"

IT!!!! WAS!!! A!!! DREAM..,,,!!!! YOU NEVER HELD HER HAND... IN FACT, YOU WEREN'T EVEN ON A NICE WALK WITH HER. YOU WERE ASLEEP, DROOLING ON YOUR PILLOW... YIKES!!! I MEAN, YOU DID HOLD HER HAND ONCE (1) BUT YOU HAVENT AGAIN AND NOW YOUR DREAMS ARE PLAGUED WITH THIS MEMORY. YOU WANT TO HOLD IT, BUT YOU NEED A NEW PLAN..... AND MAYB A A NEW PICK UP LINE.

28/12/16
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-- kylosGay began trolling currentlyCrying --


KG: hey im just here to tell you that kylo's gay
CC: THINGS THAT SOUND FAKE:
CC: THAT
-- currentlyCrying ceased trolling kylosGay --


28/12/16
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YOU never thought you would get this FAR. INFACT, if you think back far enough you can remember the first time the two of you ever SPOKE

28/12/16
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dana: mmmohmygo d



28/12/16
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28/12/16
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Dana: anyway i need u 2 so smthn for me..
Carter: what,,
Dana: can u...
Dana: hold thi..s
Dana: for me,,


28/12/16
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Dana: I !!!
Dana: AM !!!
Dana: NOT !!!
Dana: SHORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

28/12/16
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Dana: i mean, u had a fursona
Carter: ok, ninjago girl
Dana: ok u kno what i am abt 2 fight you!!!!!!!!
Dana: im abt 2 fight you!!!!!!!!
Carter: fake u r too short

27/12/16
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GOD

27/12/16
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27/12/16
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my.

27/12/16
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27/12/16
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oh

27/12/16
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oh.

27/12/16
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-- currentlyCrying began trolling kylosGay --


CC: hey!
KG: hey
CC: what's up?
KG: i wana,, take a nap
CC: but u always wana sleep
CC: n if u do u cant talk to me,,
KG: i'll talk to you in my dreams
CC: yea? wht do i say
KG: kylos a bottom
CC: not in yr wildest dreams!!!!!!
KG: u r my wildest dreams
KG: anyway i'll talk 2 u ltr
CC: ok!!!
-- kylosGay ceased trolling currentlyCrying --


27/12/16
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hmmm

27/12/16
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-- cavortingArtist began trolling currentlyCrying --



CA: Hey are you ok?
CC: yea
CA:Mmm.
CA:if it makes you feel any better she talks abt you sometimes
CC: what does she....say
CA: Don't worry about it, just know that she does.
CC: ok.... i mean is it like
CC: wow dana is really cool!!! i really like her
CC: or
CC: dana is the most annoying person ever i feel bad for her and that's why i still talk to her
CA: i can tell you for a fact it's not the second one, just dont feel bad for yourself
CC: :0
CC: well i guess we both hav our demons
CA: nah
CC: i guess yours can drown. mine cant....thwy know how 2 swim ://
CA:Mmm.
CC: anyway.... i gotta go!!!!!!!!!!!! sleep... which is 1/2 of a lie because i hate sleeping anYWAY NIGHT!!!!
CA:gn
-- currentlyCrying ceased trolling cavortingArtist--


27/12/16
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you know she's going to go pout and get herself upset and worked up over nothing. you don't even know what triggered her to freak out like this. she reads too much into everything.

27/12/16
"oh my god."


-- currentlyCrying began trolling cavortingArtist --



CC: hey
CA: Hey.
CC: no offense but i keep thinking abt...
CC: kissing....her
CA: Well that's what people do when they like eachother.
CC: fake.... i like her idk if she likes me
CA: Gdi we do this almost everynight.
CC: :(
CC: idk we're probably nvr gonna do anything bc im too much of a WEENIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CA: Number one, calm down. Number two, you are a weenie. A huge one. Number three, she likes you please stop panicing or i will comeo over and fight you
CA: And you know I'll win.
CC: ok yr right. anyway ive gotta go,, i'll talk 2 you later
-- currentlyCrying ceased trolling cavortingArtist--


27/12/16
"THIS IS TOO EMBARRASSING"

27/12/16
"please- ANYONE ELSE"

Stop that.

27/12/16
"be someone else- ANYONE"

wow- you're that troll again. didn't anyone teach you that when you have a crush you should do something about it and not constantly think about that person? that's all you do, actually. you're lying on your BED and looking at OLD PICTURES you took together last time you HUNG OUT. this is EMBARRASSING!!!!!!!! stop feeling bad for yourself and do something about this crush before explode frm yr dumb FEELINGS (of which u have a lot and they're STRESSIN YOU OUT!!!!!)!!!!

27/12/16
"be someone else"

your name is MAX and you got distracted from your RICE and now it's BURNING. way to go, genius.

26/12/16
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-- currentlyCrying began trolling cavortingArtist --



CC: DID YOU DO IT????
CA: Mmm.
CC: YES OR NO???????!!!??????????,,????
CA: Don't worry.
CC: :(( ok..
CC: idk does she evn...like me
CA: Don't worry, she does.
CC: THEN WHY DONT U EVR TELL ME ANYTHING????
CA: I told you this before- the pursuer gets left in the dark.
CA: Mmm.
CA: She likes you- dont worry!!
CC:OH YM GOD !!!!!! YR RIGHT...S HE DOES??!! she jUST TEXTED ME!!!
CA: Go answer your girl!
CC: is she really my?? girl
CA: She might as well be
CC: OK BYE!!!! :)
-- currentlyCrying ceased trolling cavortingArtist--


26/12/16
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-- cavortingArtist began trolling kylosGay --



CA: Hey I have something for you <a href=http://i.imgur.com/e6jTMHC.png> <u>x</a></u>
KG: it's so cute,,
CA: Yeah- she has a lot more where that came from if you just ask...
KG: no,, she wouldnt
CA: She's embarrassed and nervous- I suspect you of all people might be able to understant how she feels... ;)
CA: Mmm, or I can just supply it to you.... for a cost.
CA: Which we can talk about later c;
-- cavortingArtist ceased trolling kylosGay --


26/12/16
"be someone else"

you don't have a name. your name is irrelevant. someone is texting you and that's far more important than a name.

26/12/16
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-- cavortingArtist began trolling currentlyCrying --



CA: Hey i need some help with him.
CA: Do you have any of those... pcitures?? Like the ones you sent me last time
CC: yea i have a bunch- but they come with a price..,, wht did he say
CA: Mmm..
CA: He said goodbye
CC: uGH FINE I'LL GET TEHM FOR YOU....
CC: send this and say "until next time" <a href=http://www.vangoghbikes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Johannes_Vermeer_1632-1675_-_The_Girl_With_The_Pearl_Earring_1665-2.jpg> <u>x</u></a>
CA: Thank you so much
CC: oh yea- here's this <a href=http://i.imgur.com/e6jTMHC.png> <u>x</a></u>
CA: Aww it's so cute c:
CC: yea whatevr just..... just dont embarrass me too much ://
-- currentlyCrying ceased trolling cavortingArtist--


26/12/16
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you realize that you can say goodbye- but also use it as a gateway conversation. you know you need to ask someone for help who has an extensive amount of knowledge on these type of things.

26/12/16
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-- centralizingCritic began trolling cavortingArtist --



CC: Sorry- I Was Cooking.

CA: No- it's totally fine!

CC: OK Well I gotta Get Back To It. I'll Talk To You Later

-- centralizingCritic ceased trolling cavortingArtist--


26/12/16
"be the first troll again"

your name is BERKELEY and youre texting YOUR CRUSH

26/12/16
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guess who just texted you back.

26/12/16
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yr art is cute, but not as cute as she is. who cares it doesnt matter- she doesn't think you're cute anyway. she probably doesnt evn like you.... who is she,,?

26/12/16
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you decide to draw another dum picture. of course- it's of you and YOUR GIRL. Is she your girl? really?? you don't know. you'd like to think that but you can't tell. you panic YOU ARE PANICING WHO JUST TEXTED yOU......???

26/12/16
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-- cavortingArtist began trolling currentlyCrying --



CA: hey you said you had sm art earlier
CC: yea i do :// idk are u gonna show it 2 her
CA: Mmm
CC: fine whatevr i'll send it 2 you l8tr when im not feeling so :((
CA: She thinks your art is cute.
CC: yea well i think she is cute
CC: dont tell her i said that
-- currentlyCrying ceased trolling cavortingArtist--


26/12/16
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-- currentlyCrying began trolling cavortingArtist--


CC: hey i just doubl txtd her... is that,, annoying?? am i annoYING HER??
CC: i DONT THINK I AM :((??? I DONT KNOW WHAT IF SHE HATES ME???!!??????
CA: You're not- don't worry.
CA: She probably forgot to reply- you're not annoying her.
CC: sounds fake but ok
CC: whatever i gotta go

-- currentlyCrying ceased trolling cavortingArtist--


26/12/16
"let's go visit yr other friend"

your name is DANA and you just DOUBLE TEXTED your CRUSH. you are currently sitting on your BED and REGRETTING EVERYTHING

26/12/16
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OH

26/12/16
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oh my god did she text you again? you could've sworn she said "im going 2 sleep good night"

26/12/16
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-- currentlyCrying began trolling cavortingArtist--


CC: hey anyway i texted her and she texted back right away???? she just has been feeling sick :0!!!
CC: i think i'm.... gay
CC: also mayb she,,, likes me???? idk im looking back @ the signs and maybe there's a chance?? she's just s?o?? amazing i LIKE HER SO MUCH OH MY GHGISG IM A MESS LIKE WHEN I LOOK AT HER I JUST WANT 2???????? IDK KISS OR HUG OR LIKE GET NESR HER ID THAT NORMAL???? IM A MESS
CA: Mmmm i know. That's what I've been telling you. Also don't worry about that stuff
CC: anyway, i gotta go!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 sleep!!! good night thanks!!!
CA: Good night
-- currentlyCrying ceased trolling cavortingArtist--


26/12/16
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you know your friend is having one of her momentary doubts, but it's fine because you know when you check your phone again she will have worked it out in a series of about 7 consecutive texts- probably telling you all about the conversation she just had with her

26/12/16
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you feel like your babysitting children

26/12/16
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-- currentlyCrying began trolling cavortingArtist--


CC: HEY ARE YOU ON????
CC: YOU'RE PRORBARBLY NOT ON BUT OK LISTEN
CC: I WAS THINKIN AND WHAT IF SHE DOESNT LIKE ME SHE HASNT TEXTIED TODAY YET OR OPENING MYU MESSAGES
CC: i KNOW SHE'S ONLINE???? DOES SHE HATE ME OH MY GOSH SHE HATES ME OH MY GO SH
CA: Dana, calm down.
CA: She doesn't hate you
CC: sounds fake but ok
CC: look this was a mistake i dont think i like her anymore
CA: Stop lying- she's probably busy. Don't worry.
CA: i told you this before you know that's not true
CA: you know it's not true and that she likes you
CC: no i dont becAUSE YOU WONT TELL ME ANYTYHING I DONT KNOW IF SHE EVN WANTS 2 GO OUT WITH ME
CC: what if she's liKE
CC: hmM.. I DONT WANT TO GO OUT WITH DANA ANYMORE.. SHE'S 2 CLINLGY N ANNOYING ://
CA: mmmfake
CA: stop freaking out
CC: I'LL STOP FREAKING OUT WHEN IM DEAD!!!!
CC: also i drew some are do u wana see it
CA: ye
-- currentlyCrying ceased trolling cavortingArtist--



26/12/16
"back @ it again"

it's ya girl...... dana. back again for her nightly screaming spam.

26/12/16
"who is... texting you?"

i think you know who it is