"before we do that..."
"BEGIN ACT ONE"
y'see that other stuff was just me learning how to do a comic and look here's the start
and so ended the adventure.
radio went on to grow up in the deep swamps of new york city alone. radio married a crocodile and some stuff happened. radio, the something i forgot of hope died a heroic death defending his (her????) children from a fire storm and lays in a grave to this day. the crocodile babies live to avenge their fathermother.
niCO NICO NEEEEEE
"do some anime thing"
"[S] Thief of Hope: Ascend"
its ya boi
you feel...alive ! a spark, a flame, a fire is burning in you!! You are ALIVE !!!!!1!!1111!!!!1!!
turns out u were in sburb all along totally not bc i forgot where this book was going and so u drown but u got on the bed good job
"nevermind go ahead"
under the water, u find ur quest bed whoa
yeah hey whats up
you do that
YEAH RIGHT THIS WAS HAPPENING HELLO IM SORRY WINTER BREAK JUST ENDED AND I ONLY UPDATE THIS IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS SO PEOPLE LOOK AT ME WEIRDLY
ANYWAY YOU WERE DROWNING SABSAKJHJDKJDFSHDJFDKB
"wait hold on"
alright so i completely forgot abot this hold on i need to reread what i wrote
"RADIO: dont fall in the river"
you dont do that.
you get closer to the river like a dumbass.
RAIDO: because reasons duh
ah i see
"RADIO: explore the outside"
you come across a river.
what how do you even do tha-
ok so you manage to do that somehow and now you're outside and free
"RADIO: go to the window"
window??? what window theres no window here !!!!
"RADIO: show us your room!"
this is your, RADIO's, room. you enjoy a wide variety of activities ranging from DRAWING to PONDERING THE MEANING OF LIFE and occasionally even CREATING BOX FORTS AND WISHING THEY WERE LOWER QUALITY THAN YOUR ACTUAL HOUSE! you love the DANKEST of MEMES though you have little access to the web from your house to view these quality photos and gifs.
what will you, RADIO, do?
"BEING: ACTUALLY receive name"
perfect! their name is Radio.
seeing as they must be truly assigned a gender, they will be a male.
"How about just calling them Acorn?"
"BEING: receive name"
no, dummy, that's copyright and copyright is illegal!
"BEING: select a gender"
BEING: dID OYOU JUS T SUSME MY GENDERRE
BEING: OH YMG D
yo okay slow down bud we'll keep you nonbinary
BEING: than k you
anyway, you're about to select a name, one you will be forced to remember for the entirety of this adventure.
a young human being stands in their room. today, the 20th of december, is this young multicellular being's birthday. though it was only 16 years ago they were born, it is only today they will be assigned a name and a gender