AlterniaFM


04/02/17
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A HISTORIAN examines a clay tablet.

04/02/17
"===>"

Oh boy, a sudden transition.

04/02/17
"Obviously this is an adoring fan. Immediately give Sneakysneak an autograph across the face. "Your welcome." > "Hi, new best friend." > don the stalker's mask and mock him"

You do two of the three actions.

The flock is judging you silently.

30/01/17
"===>"

You pull the stalker out of the tree.

30/01/17
"Pelt sneaky peepers with rocks"

You have a better idea.

28/01/17
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You see someone watching in the trees.

28/01/17
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After 20 minutes of walking, you arrive at the town. A flock of avialoxians sit at the entrance. Dvar runs up to them, chatting rapidly in Caw.

You stand awkwardly.

28/01/17
"Yeah, why not?"

You jump down from the tree.

DVAR: Follow me!

20/01/17
""What do you want, weirdo on the ground??""

???: Me and some of my friends are gonna look for loot at this ghost town!
TYARI: Aren't you worried that the sky is literally bleeding right now?
???: Nope. What's your name?
TYARI: Tyari.
???: I'm Dvar. Can you fight?
TYARI: I can do some cool magic stuff.
DVAR: If you tag along and protect us from any monsters or ghosts or whatever that happen to be there, you can take some stuff.
DVAR: You in?

18/01/17
"===>"

You look down to see an orange avialoxian yelling at you.

???: Hey, weirdo in the tree!

18/01/17
"Check sky; check surroundings."

What in the name of the Twins is going on?

14/01/17
"===>"

You are now Tyari. You have just woken from your nap, only to see that the sky is turning red.

14/01/17
"===>"

A strange figure approaches as you fall unconscious.

14/01/17
"===>"

You feel a sudden prick at the back of your neck.

14/01/17
"Chat: Why murder is bad because murder is for cowards"

Murder is the least profitable way to dispose of people. Selling their organs usually gets you more gold, but that's mostly illegal.

10/01/17
"===>"

RAKTOA THE BRAVE

Yeah, very impressive. So, now you need to actually talk to the very intimidating Voskin that could probably kill you if you annoyed him too much.

Unfortunately, you have very little social skills.

You try to think of something to talk about.

The plans you stole from the general.
The taxidermied duck that keeps you awake at night.
Why murder is bad.
Breeding habits of greater Solumar lizards.

10/01/17
"Beardy The Eight Eyed Dog > Arfarf Marley > Barky McBarkface, the waterboy"

None of these even make sense.

Wasn't it something like...

07/01/17
"===>"

Who's this guy again?

07/01/17
"Try again."

Your name is ELUIO KAJATA, BATTLEMAGE of THE IRIS BATTALION.

Right now you are negotiating with... uh...

07/01/17
"Beaky McBeakface"

No.

02/01/17
"Be the APOSTATE"

As is tradition, give him a name.

01/01/17
"===>"

An avian and a canine plot on a hill.

Be the APOSTATE
Be the WARLORD

01/01/17
"Take well-deserved nap."

You calculate that you have a few minutes to take a nap.

You find a comfy place and fall asleep.

25/12/16
"Climb the nearest tree and scout the distance"

You make your way to the top of a tree. It appears that path is clear of obstacles for the next few miles.

10/02/17
"That depends... do you need more supplies right now?"

Well, let's check your inventory.


Health Potion x2
Depleted Ring of Healing
Arkay Teeth x4
Strange Arrowhead
Mana Potion x3
Bandage x5
Curved Dagger


You appear to be low on Health and Mana Potions. You should also get that Ring recharged.

20/12/16
"===>"

Right now, you traveling along your normal patrol route, which is along the shared border of NITAOR and MHERID.

A TRADING POST is a few miles away, down a trail that forks off your path.

You can either take a detour and go get some supplies, or complete your route as normal.

20/12/16
"Try again."

TYARI KYERU, SCOUT OF THE ORDER OF THE SHATTERED CROWN at your service.

20/12/16
"J'ohni > Dixia > Luala > No!! No!! We need something more formal, more historic, more recognizable... How about Emily??"

How about none of these?

15/12/16
"Somewhere in a forest,"

A young SCOUT treads carefully on the greenery.

Name her.