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18/01/17
"===>"

You look down to see an orange avialoxian yelling at you.

???: Hey, weirdo in the tree!

18/01/17
"Check sky; check surroundings."

What in the name of the Twins is going on?

14/01/17
"===>"

You are now Tyari. You have just woken from your nap, only to see that the sky is turning red.

14/01/17
"===>"

A strange figure approaches as you fall unconscious.

14/01/17
"===>"

You feel a sudden prick at the back of your neck.

14/01/17
"Chat: Why murder is bad because murder is for cowards"

Murder is the least profitable way to dispose of people. Selling their organs usually gets you more gold, but that's mostly illegal.

10/01/17
"===>"

RAKTOA THE BRAVE

Yeah, very impressive. So, now you need to actually talk to the very intimidating Voskin that could probably kill you if you annoyed him too much.

Unfortunately, you have very little social skills.

You try to think of something to talk about.

The plans you stole from the general.
The taxidermied duck that keeps you awake at night.
Why murder is bad.
Breeding habits of greater Solumar lizards.

10/01/17
"Beardy The Eight Eyed Dog > Arfarf Marley > Barky McBarkface, the waterboy"

None of these even make sense.

Wasn't it something like...

07/01/17
"===>"

Who's this guy again?

07/01/17
"Try again."

Your name is ELUIO KAJATA, BATTLEMAGE of THE IRIS BATTALION.

Right now you are negotiating with... uh...

07/01/17
"Beaky McBeakface"

No.

02/01/17
"Be the APOSTATE"

As is tradition, give him a name.

01/01/17
"===>"

An avian and a canine plot on a hill.

Be the APOSTATE
Be the WARLORD

01/01/17
"Take well-deserved nap."

You calculate that you have a few minutes to take a nap.

You find a comfy place and fall asleep.

25/12/16
"Climb the nearest tree and scout the distance"

You make your way to the top of a tree. It appears that path is clear of obstacles for the next few miles.

20/12/16
"===>"

Right now, you traveling along your normal patrol route, which is along the shared border of NITAOR and MHERID.

A TRADING POST is a few miles away, down a trail that forks off your path.

You can either take a detour and go get some supplies, or complete your route as normal.

20/12/16
"Try again."

TYARI KYERU, SCOUT OF THE ORDER OF THE SHATTERED CROWN at your service.

20/12/16
"J'ohni > Dixia > Luala > No!! No!! We need something more formal, more historic, more recognizable... How about Emily??"

How about none of these?

15/12/16
"Somewhere in a forest,"

A young SCOUT treads carefully on the greenery.

Name her.