There both from your friends DucklingFarmer and ProblemSpirit (Nicole).
"Ray: Equip Shoot fetch modus."
This might seem like a bad idea but then again you did pick this MODUS yoursef. So It can't be that bad.
"Ray: Read the letter."
The letter is from SKAIANET and it say's:
Thankyou GrimMuician for purchasing the sburb beta.As mentioned from the official SKAIANET website.You are granted one strife specibus and one fetch modus of your chooseing.We hope you enjoy our game and have fun.If any bugs or glitches come up while playing please report so that our game is fully ready for launch.Have a nice day -SKAIANET SYSTEMS
"Ray: Open the letter."
The letter contains ONE (1) SHOOT FETCH MODUS, AND ONE(1) STRIFE SPECIBUS. There's also a letter in it (no shit sherlock).
In it was ONE (1) SBURB BETA GUIDE BOOK, AND ONE (1) LETTER ADDRESED TO YOU.
"Ray: Open the present."
You hope SKAIANET got something good for ya.
It seem's that it's mostlikly related to the SBURB BETA (seeing it came with it). It also look's like that it's from SKAIANET themself.
Now you finaly have time to open the other PRESENTS.
Hopefully you won't need your mothers help.
While the SBURB BETA is loading you decide to space out and open your browser.
You open your FLICE web browser and go one of your favoret website's ever created.
"Ray: Clean up your room."
You decide to take this time to spruce your room up a bit.
Seem's you have to wait a little while for this to load.
"Nicole: Install the beta."
You decide you should help with Ray than to message your other friends.
I mean why would you THEORISE you already know that it must have been your mother. Anyways let's play this game!
...Oh umm ok. Thanks mysterious forces for returning your SBURB BETA...or maby it was your mother.
Yeah your already doing that!
"Ray: Play the Sburb beta."
Just need to Un-CAPTCHALOGUE....it. Wait where the hell is it. OH FUCK it's back downstairs! SHIT!
"Ray: Hang the poster up."
You need a HAMMER and NAILS or TAPE to hang the POSTER up.
Already there. With all your SW33TLOOT.
You quit ogleing the fire and went back up to your room.
Your intrace by the lucious flames and cant seem to pull your self away form them.
"Nicole: Exit study. "
Theres nothing much to do in there so you might as well leave.
Sadly your FRUIT GUSHERS can not be CAPTCHALOUGE. Your SYLLADEX is crammed full.
Oh fuck yeah this is awsome!
"Ray: Obtain SW33TLOOT."
The Green Present Contains: ONE (1) POSTER, ONE (1) BOX OF FRUIT GUSHERS, ONE (1) COPY OF ROSE LALONDE'S BOOK OF SPELL'S AND CURSE'S, ONE (1) ELDRITCH PLUSH, AND ONE (1) GREEN VELVET PILLOW.
Mother: Happy Birthday Ray!
Ray: Thanks Mother!
"Ray: Deploy the green present."
Mother: Hehe yeah I taped that one up too good.
Mother: Just give me a second.
Ray: Yeah…umm sorry about that.
Mother: Ray honey it’s ok I would never hurt you.
Mother: Well anyways how’s my special boy’s birthday.
Ray: Oh umm it’s going good I love the fetch modi you gave me.
Mother: Oh how wonderful!
Ray: Well umm there’s this other present that I can’t open, could you open it?
Mother: Oh sure Ray, could you show me it.
"Nicole: Be the other kid."
You are now the other kid.
First of all you already have arms. Second of all you don't know the COMBANATION so until you know that you can't open the safe.
The games included in the "collection" (From top to bottom) are:
Resident Evil, Pikmin, Resident Evil 4, Super Smash Bros Meelee, Resident Evil Zero, and Super Mario Sunshine.
"Nicole: Get the beta."
You got the SBURB BETA.
You wish you could but you don't want your father to notice you. Remember CHORES fucking suck.
"Nicole: Enter study."
You enter the STUDY.
"Nicole: Confront father."
NO NO NO ABSOLUTLY NOT! Confronting him means CHORSE and CHORES fucking suck. Best to avoid the kitchen, he mostly hangs out there.
You examine this EXTRODINARY picture of Bing Crosby that your father had it from his grand father. You actual really like his music.
The SACRED URN contains your dead dog DILLON. You never really like to talk about DILLON he was such a good dog. It makes you sad just thinking about him.
You and your dad both though that this was the best place to memorialize DILLON.
"Nicole: Go downstairs."
Your dad never really had a sense of decorating. He usually just bought some cheep junk just to look more fatherly. Like clown figurines or some shit.
"Nicole: Leave room."
You enter into the HALLWAY.
On the wall closest to your door hangs a perfect rendition of Ben Stiller as Starsky in STARSKY AND HUTCH.You haven't even watch the movie that it's from. Your father says that he watch it back when it first released in theaters and got the poster as a bonus.
On the other wall is a picture of you, your father, and DILLON. This picture was taken a few years ago. Your father always cherished family photos and the such.
Now you look like a true sleuth to solve any problems.
"Nicole: Enter combination."
You enter the combination: SHADES.
The SWEET SHADES can not be UN-CAPTCHALOGUE because there protected by a password. You need to enter a password to access the SWEET SHADES.
"Nicole : Acquire strife weapon. "
This is your main weapon of choice besides the other sweet NINJA SWORD and other smaller SWORD. You never really had used any other SWORD besides that one.
The one above your drawer is your first poster you got. You remember it like it was yesterday when you got that poster. And that other one on your door is the new game that released a few days ago. Your gonna go play it with your friends later when ever you get around to doing that.
"Nicole: Examine other poster's."
These two where your most expensive posters so far. They cost like 10 dollars each.
That PROBLEM SLEUTH POSTER was one of your recent purchases. The swords above the POSTER you keep for any ASS-KICKING for anyone that invades your home!
"Nicole: Take candy corn."
You take the CANDY CORN and place it to the last remaining CARD. Your SYLLADEX is now full. The last CARD locks.
You put your DRAWING PAD and PEN into one card while you stow your SLEUTH's HAT into another card. The CARD'S locked.
You have one empty CAPTCHALOGUE CARD remaining.
"Nicole: Examine contents of chest."
You keep an array of slightly useful items in there. Even though not all of your stuff is in the CHEST right in you still decide to look in it.
Among the items in the chest: ONE (1) PAIR OF BEAGLE PUSS GLASSES, SEVERAL (~) CAPTCHALOGUE CARD'S, ONE (1) SLEUTH'S HAT, ONE (1) TANGLE BUDDIES, ONE (1) COPY OF MAXWELL AND CHARLIE'S BOOK OF CRYPT'S SHADOW'S AND MYSTERY, ONE (1) DRAWING PAD WITH ONE (1) DRAWING PEN, ONE (1) PICTIONARY FETCH MODUS, AND TWO (2) FAKE ARMS.
You don't really know if you can use any of this stuff because of how useless it is. You decide to take the SLEUTH'S HAT and the DRAWING PAD/PEN.
"Nicole: Retrieve arms from chest. "
You retrieve your FAKE ARMS form your CHEST. You don't really use these for anything. Your dad got them at a garage sale along with other STUPID JUNK.
There is more stuff in the CHEST.
"Nicole: Take off shades."
You put you're SHADES into a CAPTCHALOGUE CARD.
The card locks and can't be open unless knowing the combination on the back of the card is correct.
You're arms are in your CHEST.
You're name is NICOLE. As was previously mentioned you where pestering one of your friends. You have a variety of INTRESTS. You have a passion for VIDEO GAMES. You like to collect doll's. You have a fondness for a certain VIDEO GAME. You have some SWORD training in you. You also love to play video games with you're friends.
What will you do?
A young lady in SWEET SHADES is siting on her computer. She is busy pestering one of her friends. This friend is relying on her to get a certain beta and to notify there other friends. This young lady's name is...
Wait what is her name again? I always forget. I think it was...
The guardian is keeping you from ABSCONDING. You have to figure out another way of getting past her.
"Ray: Look behind you."
"Ray: Return to your room."
Yeah you better go. You don't want to be here when mother is here. She might bore you to death with hours of fashion design and shit.
"Ray: Inspect stuff on the counter."
It seems that it's a bowel with cake BATTER in it. The cake BATTER is STRAWBARRY flavored.
"Ray: Captchalogue the beta. "
Better take that PRESENT as well.
"Ray: Allocate card to fetch modus."
Sweet more inventory space!! Thanks mother!
"Ray: Examine stuff on table. "
There appears to be a Un-ALLOCATED CAPTCHALOGUE CARD,a PRESENT addressed to you that has the SBURB logo on it, and the SBURB BETA ...oh and there's also a cake.
"Ray: Enter the kitchen."
Well look's like you never need the rifle. It also appears that mom is also not in here. But it look's like she left some PRESENTS on the table.
"Ray: Prepare to enter the kitchen."
Well the BETA can't retrieve it's self. That means that there's only one way to get it.
"Ray: Return back down stairs."
"Ray: Examine back of fetch modus."
You check the back of the FETCH MODUS. On the back there's options for the CAPTCHALOGUE CARD'S and the EJECT button.
It seems that this FETCH MODUS Un-CAPTCHALOGUE'S by CLICKING on the actual CAPTCHALOGUE CARD'S. The item in the CARD'S simply deploy right in front of the user with that specific FETCH MODUS.
"Ray: Change fetch modus."
You equipped the SELECT FETCH MODUS.
You quickly ascend up to you're room only to find out that the MODUS only LAUNCHES stuff out of your sylladex and since you don't know what's in the TWO PRESENTS you risk something breaking.
This really isn't the best place to open a PRESENT or two. So you safely place the TWO PRESENTS in your SYLLADEX.
"Ray: Descend down stairs. "
After the decent you find two PRESENTS addressed to you.
No BETA in sight. You fear the worst that it's in the kitchen. The worst place for such a delicate game like that. You hope it's still ok.
"Ray: Continue down the hall"
Down the hall there's one door that leads to the STORAGE closet, one that leads into you're BATHROOM, and the other leads into your mothers room.
"Ray: FINALY exit you're room."
You exit into the HALLWAY.
On the right there's a PORTRID of a master chef. GUY FIERI. Well that's what your mother thinks at least. On the left side there's a huge POSTER of the movie PULP FICTION. Nothing more nothing less.
PS: Are you going to answer or what?
GM: Yeah yeah I’m here.
GM: What do you want Nicole?
PS: Well firstly, happy birthday!!
PS: Secondly, did you get the beta?
GM: Well no I’m just about to go and get it though.
GM: Do you have the beta then?
PS: No but I did see that my dad took it inside from our mailbox.
GM: Then I guess we should start to go get the beta then.
PS: Well hold on I need to message DF and GT to also see if they have the beta.
GM: But wait, DF is helping her grandfather with something so you might just want to pester GT for now.
PS: Oh ok.
PS: Then I’m gonna start pestering GT right now then.
PS: So in the meantime you should go find the beta really quick while I pester GT.
GM: Got it I’m gonna go do that then.
GM: See in a few Nicole.
PS: Same to you Ray.
-- problemSpirit [PS] ceased pestering grimMusician[GM] at 11:30 --
DF: Just wanted to tell you that before I help my grandfather.
DF: I won’t be back for 30minutes.
DF: He needed me to do something in our greenhouse so yeah.
DF: Anyways see you later ray.
-- ducklingFarmer [DF] ceased pestering grimMusician[GM] at 11:23 --
"Ray: Answer chums."
"Ray: Exit room."
You wish you could get your present hunt on but you first have to answer two of your friends on PESTERCHUM.
"Ray: Select another fetch modus."
Well It's much easier to just switch back and forth then learn a new FETCH MODUS I mean come on these thing are hard to learn sometimes. Also you should start thinking about getting out of your room it's a little boring.
"Ray: Re-Captchalogue red box."
OH GOD DAMMIT! Looks like this MODUS only UNCAPTCHALOGUES stuff. So that means only one can CAPTCHALOGUE stuff and the other can only UNCAPTCHALOGUE stuff. Maybe you should change the MODUS if its gonna be this annoying to handle.
The RED BOX fly's right out of the CAPTCHALOGUE CARD. Looks like the MODUS was not kidding when it said launch.
"Ray: Click "YES"."
The NORMAL FETCH MODUS changed into the LAUNCH FETCH MODUS.
"Ray: Click "FILO"."
It does jack...wait it did do something. It says "Changing function will eject first thing in sylladex. Continue?".
"Ray: Click "EJECT"."
It seems that the "EJECT" BUTTON does not work. In fact it does jack shit.
"Ray: Examine back of fetch modus."
It appears that your FETCH MODUS has more than one option.
You decide to try and UNCAPTCHALOGUE the stack of BOOKS you picked up earlier. To only thing is that apparently the FETCH MODUS cant eject anything for some reason.
"Ray: Captchalogue red box. "
Your SYLLADEX is starting to get crowded you should start thinking about CAPTCHALOGUEING necessary things instead of useless stuff.
"Ray: Get you're rifle."
you equiped you're RIFLE for safe keeping. This does not take up a CAPTCHALOGUE
insted it takes up a space for your STRIFE SPECIBUS. You can have multipule weapons in one card the only thing is that it need to match the weapon on the card that was set.
You CAPTCHALOGUE you're most read book the GRIMOIRE. You would read it but you have better thing's to do.
"Ray: Captchalogue green present."
You CAPTCHALOGUE it for later use and for safe keeping.
"Ray: Open big green present."
You can't open it. Apparently you need a RAZOR or a pair of SCISSORS to open it.
"Ray: Equip NORMAL fetch modus."
Equiping the fetch modus made the sylladex instently and those BOOKS you CAPTCHALOGUE earlyer are put in you're sylladex.
You take the SELECT fetch modus and CIRCULARMAP fetch modus so you can switch on the run.
"Ray: Examine contents of present."
Just your luck.
It CONTAINS: ONE (1) SELECT FETCH MODUS, ONE (1) CIRCULARMAP FETCH MODUS, ONE (1) NORMAL FETCH MODUS, and SEVERAL (~) CAPTCHALOGUE CARD'S
You take the NORMAL fetch modus.
"Ray: Open the small red present."
You hope it's something good.
"Ray: Examine presents"
Theres a small red PRESENT and a big green PRESENT.
You CAPTCHALOGUE the stack of BOOKS on your book shelf. But it turns out you dont have a sylladex yet. And it turns out that you can't Un-CAPTCHALOGUE those book's untill you have one.
"Ray: Retrieve arms from bookshelf."
You already have arms.
Your name is RAY. As was previously mantioned it is your BIRTHDAY. Two PRESENTS are by your bed. Presumably both from your Mother. You have a variety of INTERESTS.
You have passion for LITERATURE including but not limited to STRANGE and GRIM storys. You love PIANO and CLASSICAL MUSIC. You also play a number of VIDEO GAMES with your friends.
What will you do?
A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the
4th of december, 2016, is this young man's birthday. Though it was
thirteen years ago he was given life,
What is his name?