AlterniaFM


26/04/17
"Nicole: Get pestered."

You are getting pestered now.

26/04/17
"Ray: Prepare to enter your living room."

Your mother is most likely not in there but it's always safe to check first. But you don't need your STRIFE weapon this time.

24/04/17
"Ray: Examine mother's work space."

Here is where your mother mostly works. She mostly sews dresses and actionably doll's. Her DREAM as you assume is to be on PROJECT RUNWAY. But for now she runs her own personal business online.

24/04/17
"Ray: Make your way to your living room."

To get to your living room without confronting your mother you have to make your way around the other end of your main floor.

24/04/17
"Ray: Go back down stairs."

On your way back down stairs you find the recently vacant table is FULL of STUFF.

You spot your mothers WALLET MODUS and glass of WINE. She might return soon.

You also see a large stack of CAPTCHALOGUE CARDS .You presume that there the CAPTCHALOGUE CARDS she bought a week ago.
You also see your package of FRUIT GUSHERS!...but there out of reach.

You also spot two presents that are definitely yours.
You would open them but your occupied at the moment.

22/04/17
"Ray: Exit to the Balcony. "

The DOOR to the BALCONY is locked.

You need one of the KEY'S from downstairs.

22/04/17
"Ray: Exit storage room."


GM: So what do I do with this "Carved Dowel" Nicole?
PS: You take it to the Alchemiter and it's support to produce a cruxite artifact.
PS: And before you ask it's out side on your balcony.
GM: Hmm so it's a pretty big machine then.
PS: Don't be too surprised it's not as big as you think.

22/04/17
"==>"

You take the CRUXITE.

16/04/17
"Ray: Activate lathe."

The lathe carves ONE (1) TOTEM.

16/04/17
"Ray: Use Cruxite Dowel on Totem Lathe."

You clamp the DOWEL into the LATHE.

15/04/17
"Ray: Use Pre-punched Card on Totem Lathe."

You slip the PER-PUNCHED CARD into the CARD SLOT.The
TOOL ARM deploys a configuration of chisels.

Now you just need to place in the DOWEL.

15/04/17
"Ray: Acquire Pre-punched Card. "


GM: So what am I suppose to do with the Pre-punched card?
PS: So your suppose to use it with the dowel that you got from the Cruxtruder.
PS: You need to place the card into the card slot on the totem lathe then place the dowel in between the two clamps.
PS: Then the lathe is suppose to carve the dowel.
GM: Alright then.
GM: Give me a second.

15/04/17
"==>"

You enter your STORAGE room.

15/04/17
"Ray: Get to your Storage room."

15/04/17
"Nicole: Deploy Pre-punched Card."


PS: Hey Ray I'm deploying a thing that you need.
GM: Then where is it.
PS: It's in the same room with the Totem Lathe.
GM: Nicole be more specific.
PS: It's in a room with some boxes.
GM: Yeah that's my storage room.
PS: Yep that's where they are.

14/04/17
"==>"


GM: Looks like your plan worked.
PS: COOL!
GM: I probably should step back.
GM: It looks unstable.
PS: Yeah I'm kind of getting that same vibe too.
PS: Don't wanna Prototype anything useless.
GM: Yeah that would be pretty bad.

13/04/17
"==>"

The KERNELSPRITE has been PROTOTYPED by the ELDRITCH PLUSHED stuffed into the copy of THE WIESGUY.

12/04/17
"Nicole: Drop the Eldritch stuffed book into the Kernelsprite."

12/04/17
"Ray: Combine Eldritch plush and The wise guy book. "

You DEPLOY the ELDRITCH PLUSH stuffed in THE WISE GUY book.

Here go's nothing.

09/04/17
"Ray: Message Nicole."


GM: Hey Nicole what am I suppose to do with this "floating ball of energy"?
PS: Hold on I'm looking up a walkthrough GAMEFAQ.
PS: The thing that keeps fallowing you is the "kernelsprite".
PS: You can prototype it by throwing anything in it except the player and you can do this twice.
GM: Is it mandatory to throw something in?
PS: Doesn't say but I'm pretty sure that you have to at least prototype it once.
GM: Then ill throw in my plush eldritch then.
PS: WAIT!
PS: What if we kill two bird's with one stone and cram your plush whatever into the book I got you and then throw it into the sprite.
GM: That sound's like a pretty good idea.
GM: Just let me get it together.
PS: K, I will view more of the walkthrough.

09/04/17
"Ray: Captchalogue cruxite."

This looks important. But what is it used for is the real question.

09/04/17
"Ray: Turn the wheel."

You extrude ONE (1) CRUXITE DOWEL.

08/04/17
"==> "

It appears that a timer at the base of the CRUXTRUDER has gone off.

08/04/17
"==>"

There's a weird ball of energy or something floating above the CRUXTRUDER.

08/04/17
"==>"

What happened?

07/04/17
"==>"

07/04/17
"Nicole: Open Cruxtruder."


GM: Nicole what are you doing?!
PS: What do you you mean I'm doing?
PS: I'm just figuring out what works.
PS: now.
PS: LET'S OPEN THIS BITCH UP!
GM: NICOLE NO!

07/04/17
"Ray: Answer chum."


-- ducklingFarmer [DF] began pestering grimMusican [GM] at 12:04 --

DF: Now that I'm back I would like to give a proper Happy Bday to my best friend.
DF:SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
DF: HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAY!
GM: Thanks DF.
DF: Your welcome GM.
DF: Hey did you get my present?
GM: Yeah but I haven't open it yet.
DF: Why don't you open it now?
GM: Well I'm in the middle of playing the sburb beta wit PS.
DF: Wait you have the beta.
GM: Yeah, didn't you get it while you where working?
DF: Fuck I forgot them in the green house!
DF: SHIT!
GM: Don't worry, you still have time.
GM: I'm not that far into the game.
DF: Fine I guess it's not that big of an emergence.
DF: Ill go get it then.
DF: But I'm gonna bring my portable chat device ok?
GM: Then message me when you get them.
DF: Got it.
DF: Also I'm sending you another gift.
GM: Oh you are cool.
GM: Can't wait to see what it is.
DF: Your gonna love it!
DF: But anyways Ill message you when I get the beta's ok.
GM: Ok.
DF: Great! Message you later GM.
-- ducklingFarmer [DF] ceased pestering grimMusican[GM] at 12:13 --

07/04/17
"Nicole: Answer chum."


-- gamingTiger [GT] began pestering problemSpirit [PS] at 12:05 --

GT: Finally my powers back on!
PS: Jesus, what a fucking storm your having.
GT: It's not as bad as the hurricanes though.
PS: Anyways do you have The sburb beta?
GT: Sadly I umm...forgot it in my basement.
PS: Umm how did it get in the BASEMENT?!
PS: THE
PS: FUCKING
PS: BASEMENT?!
GT: It's a long story ok.
GT: The short version is that my grandmother sent me to the basement and turn on the backup power.
GT: My sylladex then betrayed me and ejected all of the shit in it.
GT: I've managed to acquire all of my stuff except one of the beta's.
GT: This so happened to be the server disk so yeah.
PS: Seems you have a conundrum on your hands.
GT: So yeah Ill be right back.
GT: Oh and do you have the beta.
PS: I'm already playing it with Ray.
GT: How is it so far?
PS: It's one of the best games I've played!
GT: Cool then I should be going right now.
PS: Please hurry!
PS: It's best for us to play at the same time.
GT: Got it then ill get going!
-- gamingTiger [GT] ceased pestering problemspirit[PT] at 12:13 --

06/04/17
"Nicole: Drop something heavy on the Cruxtruder."


PS: Hey Ray move back a bit.
GM: I hope your not doing something stupid again.
PS: Don't worry I'm not I'm done messing with you.
PS: Wait Ray GT is pestering me.
GM: Same DF is pestering me as well.



06/04/17
"Ray: Open the Cruxtruder."

Since all of the GIZMO'S are deployed you try to open the CRUXTRUDER.
You turn the wheel and something seems to be pushing up underneath the lid.

You can't open it though. It's too heavy.

06/04/17
"Nicole: Deploy Alchemiter."


PS: So I finished deploying all of the doohickey's.
GM: Do you know what they do?
PS: Ray come on we don't need to know everything to have fun.
GM: But it's always safe to know everything.
PS: Well you do have a point there.
PS: But I mean come on what's more fun than the fun of discovery?
GM: Using cheats in your favorite game.
PS: ...Touché.

06/04/17
"Nicole: Deploy Totem Lathe."

06/04/17
"Ray: Examine Cruxtruder."

Look's like it could be opened. This must be the same thing that SG talked about.

28/03/17
"Nicole: Deploy Cruxtruder."

28/03/17
"Nicole: Open Phernalia Registry."


GM: So what does the Cruxtruder do?
GM: Did you look in the guide book?
PS: ...Wait you get a guide book?
GM: ...Nevermind.

28/03/17
"Ray: Get the boxes."


PS: Good this will be just enough space for the Cruxtruder.
PS: Also you should step back a little bit.

28/03/17
"Ray: Message Nicole."


GM: Im back.
GM: Thanks for my phone.
PS: Your welcome!
PS: I found a good place for the Cruxtruder.
GM: Where then?
PS: Your roooooooom!!!
GM: Nicole no.
PS: It's not going to take up that much room.
PS: I just need you to move those boxes by your computer.
GM: Oh ok then.

25/03/17
"Ray: Grab your phone."

Now you can talk with your chum without going back to your laptop.

25/03/17
"Ray: Allocate cards to sylladex."

The perfict amount of space that anyone with a sylladex should have!

25/03/17
"==>"

what?

25/03/17
"==>"

25/03/17
"Ray: FIRE!"

25/03/17
"Ray: Get the cards from the captchalogue card."

No problem. You are of corse a LEGINDARY sniper.

18/03/17
"==>"

Seems the forces of FLUTHLU has possesed you FETCH MODUS or it's just what the MODUS does.

18/03/17
"Ray: Un-Captchalogue the captchalogue cards."

You Un-CAPTCHA...

18/03/17
"Ray: Get your phone."

It apperes that all of your cards are maxed out. Insted of expeling the last item out. It simply refuses the item in question.

13/03/17
"==>"


SG: )(-> Maybe you guy should have planed this beforhand. <-)(
SG: )(-> Then again me and my friends didnt plan it soooo. <-)(
GM: Yeah I guess that we should have done that.
SG: )(-> Umm hey I have to go but befor I go I would like to give you a tip about the sgrub. <-)(
GM: It's sburb not sgrub.
SG: )(-> Sburb sgrub whatever it's the same game. <-)(
SG: )(-> Anyways I would like to tell you that you should open the CRUXTRUDER last. <-)(
GM: Ok then but what is the cruxtruder?
SG: )(-> Listen I don't have time I need to talk to you later. <-)(
SG: )(-> Just remember to open the CRUXTRUDER last. <-)(
SG: )(-> PLEASE IT"S VARY IMPORTANT TO OPEN IT LAST! <-)(
GM: Ok ok I will.
SG: )(-> Thanks GM, I wish you farewell. <-)(
-- shyGrimalogest [SG] ceased trolling grimMusician[GM] at 11:56 --

13/03/17
"Ray: Answer troll."


-- shyGrimalogest [SG] began trolling
grimMusician[GM] at 11:52 --

SG: )(-> Umm hello there young human. <-)(
SG: )(-> Could I talk to you really quick. <-)(
GM: Sure SG what do you want to talk about now.
GM: Also please dont call me "young human" it's just wierd.
SG: )(-> Ok ok ill stop refering to you as "young human" ok.<-)(
SG: )(-> So anyways do you have the beta?<-)(
GM: Yeah and im playing right now with one of my friends.
SG: )(-> Do all of your friends have the beta? <-)(
GM: Well my friend GT hasent bin online for quite a while so we dont know about him.
GM: But mostlikely he has the beta and that he's asleep or something.
GM: My other friend DF told me she had to help her grandfather and said that she would be back by now.

13/03/17
"Ray: View pesterchum window."

Oh you remember this person. Shes bin messaging you alot lately these past few days.

12/03/17
"==>"


GM: ow
GM: ow
GM: ow
GM: ow
GM: NICOLE!
PS: But it's so much fun!
GM: Listen nicole you are probavly able to move anything in my room with ease letalone anywhere in my house and you decide to hit me in the head with a box.
PS: Fine I guess you do have a point there.
PS: Then do you need me to get you anything?
GM: Yeah can go get my phone in my living room?
PS: Got it then im gonna start to deploy shit.
GM: K go do that I need to answer someone really quick.

12/03/17
"==>"


GM:OW FUCK NICOLE STOP!
PS: Stop what?
PS: Im just playing a video game.
GM: Nicole stop being a fucking smartass.
PS: Fine but let me just do one more thing.

12/03/17
"Nicole: Select the yellow box."


GM: Hey what are doing?
PS: Im testing out the controls.
PS: Im gonna try something.
GM: Try what?

11/03/17
"[F]==>"

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(scroll over the interface like that one page from homestuck -RL)

11/03/17
"==>"

11/03/17
"Ray: Press [ENTER]"

25/02/17
"Ray: Check pesterchum window."


-- problemSpirit [PS] began pestering grimMusician [GM] at 11:48 --

PS: Cool it looks like you got the beta.
PS: SWEET!
PS: I’m gonna connect with you so we can get started!
GM: Ok then.
GM: Also thanks for the present it’s really cool.
PS: Your welcome Ray, hope the cards help.
GM: Yeah umm there kind of stuck in my new fetch modus that I don’t know how it works.
PS: Meh well work with that later anyways hurry up and press enter.
GM: Wait hold on.
GM: Why do weed two disk to play?
GM: Can't you just run the game without the other disk.
PS: *sigh*.
PS: It's a really simple system with the disk's.
PS: For one thing the Client disk (the one with the house on it) corresponds with the Server disk (the one with the Spirograph on it).
PS: Im running the Server disk and for me to join anyone they need the Client disk.
GM: Isn't that kind of inconvenient to use two disk's?
GM: I mean what if one of them get lost or broken then what do you do.
PS: OMG Ray just play the god damn game already!!!


25/02/17
"Ray: Look at the screen."

25/02/17
"Ray: Check status of the sburb beta."

It seems that your laptop is trying to get your attention.

25/02/17
"Ray: Captchalogue that stuff."

NO GOD DAMMIT. Really why would you do that, those card wont allocate to your modus that way.

25/02/17
"Ray: Open the present by PS."

In the present was: ONE (1) COPY OF HARRY ANDERSON'S WIES GUY, AND FOUR (4) CAPTCHALOGUE CARD'S.

20/02/17
"Ray: Examine the other two presents."

There both from your friends DucklingFarmer and ProblemSpirit (Nicole).

20/02/17
"Ray: Equip Shoot fetch modus."

This might seem like a bad idea but then again you did pick this MODUS yoursef. So It can't be that bad.

20/02/17
"Ray: Read the letter."

The letter is from SKAIANET and it say's:

Thankyou GrimMuician for purchasing the sburb beta.As mentioned from the official SKAIANET website.You are granted one strife specibus and one fetch modus of your chooseing.We hope you enjoy our game and have fun.If any bugs or glitches come up while playing please report so that our game is fully ready for launch.Have a nice day -SKAIANET SYSTEMS

20/02/17
"Ray: Open the letter."

The letter contains ONE (1) SHOOT FETCH MODUS, AND ONE(1) STRIFE SPECIBUS. There's also a letter in it (no shit sherlock).

19/02/17
"==>"

In it was ONE (1) SBURB BETA GUIDE BOOK, AND ONE (1) LETTER ADDRESED TO YOU.

19/02/17
"Ray: Open the present."

You hope SKAIANET got something good for ya.

19/02/17
"Ray: Examine the box with the house on it."

It seem's that it's mostlikly related to the SBURB BETA (seeing it came with it). It also look's like that it's from SKAIANET themself.

19/02/17
"Ray: Un-Captchalogue all of the presents."

Now you finaly have time to open the other PRESENTS.

17/02/17
"Ray: Captchalogue the two presents. "

Hopefully you won't need your mothers help.

17/02/17
"Nicole: Open browser and go to mspaintfanadventures.com."

While the SBURB BETA is loading you decide to space out and open your browser.

You open your FLICE web browser and go one of your favoret website's ever created.

12/02/17
"Ray: Clean up your room."

You decide to take this time to spruce your room up a bit.

12/02/17
"==>"

Seem's you have to wait a little while for this to load.

12/02/17
"Nicole: Install the beta."

You decide you should help with Ray than to message your other friends.

11/02/17
"Ray: Stop theorising and install the beta. "

I mean why would you THEORISE you already know that it must have been your mother. Anyways let's play this game!

11/02/17
"==>"

...Oh umm ok. Thanks mysterious forces for returning your SBURB BETA...or maby it was your mother.

11/02/17
"Ray: Quickly un-captchalogue some shit from your sylladex and get the beta."

Yeah your already doing that!

11/02/17
"Ray: Play the Sburb beta."

Just need to Un-CAPTCHALOGUE....it. Wait where the hell is it. OH FUCK it's back downstairs! SHIT!

10/02/17
"Ray: Hang the poster up."

You need a HAMMER and NAILS or TAPE to hang the POSTER up.

10/02/17
"Ray: Do the same and return to your room."

Already there. With all your SW33TLOOT.

10/02/17
"Nicole: Srop fooling around and go back to your room."

You quit ogleing the fire and went back up to your room.

10/02/17
"Nicole: Captchalogue your sleuthy disguise and ogle the fire."

Your intrace by the lucious flames and cant seem to pull your self away from them.

07/02/17
"Nicole: Exit study. "

Theres nothing much to do in there so you might as well leave.

06/02/17
"Ray: Captchalogue all your SW33TLOOT."

Sadly your FRUIT GUSHERS can not be CAPTCHALOUGE. Your SYLLADEX is crammed full.

06/02/17
"==>"

Oh fuck yeah this is awsome!

06/02/17
"Ray: Obtain SW33TLOOT."

The Green Present Contains: ONE (1) POSTER, ONE (1) BOX OF FRUIT GUSHERS, ONE (1) COPY OF ROSE LALONDE'S BOOK OF SPELL'S AND CURSE'S, ONE (1) ELDRITCH PLUSH, AND ONE (1) GREEN VELVET PILLOW.

06/02/17
"==>"


Mother: There you go sweetie.
Mother: Happy Birthday Ray!
Ray: Thanks Mother!

06/02/17
"Ray: Deploy the green present."


Mother: Oh yeah this one.
Mother: Hehe yeah I taped that one up too good.
Mother: Just give me a second.

06/02/17
"==>"


Mother: Ray sweetie did I scare you?
Ray: Yeah…umm sorry about that.
Mother: Ray honey it’s ok I would never hurt you.
Mother: Well anyways how’s my special boy’s birthday.
Ray: Oh umm it’s going good I love the fetch modi you gave me.
Mother: Oh how wonderful!
Ray: Well umm there’s this other present that I can’t open, could you open it?
Mother: Oh sure Ray, could you show me it.

06/02/17
"Nicole: Be the other kid."

You are now the other kid.

04/02/17
"Nicole: Retrieve your arms from safe."

First of all you already have arms. Second of all you don't know the COMBANATION so until you know that you can't open the safe.

04/02/17
"Nicole: Examine video game collection."

The games included in the "collection" (From top to bottom) are:

Resident Evil, Pikmin, Resident Evil 4, Super Smash Bros Meelee, Resident Evil Zero, and Super Mario Sunshine.

04/02/17
"Nicole: Get the beta."

You got the SBURB BETA.

04/02/17
"Nicole: Jam out with your sick guitar."

You wish you could but you don't want your father to notice you. Remember CHORES fucking suck.

04/02/17
"Nicole: Enter study."

You enter the STUDY.

29/01/17
"Nicole: Confront father."

NO NO NO ABSOLUTLY NOT! Confronting him means CHORSE and CHORES fucking suck. Best to avoid the kitchen, he mostly hangs out there.

29/01/17
"Nicole: Fondly regard Bing Crosby poster."

You examine this EXTRODINARY picture of Bing Crosby that your father had it from his grand father. You actual really like his music.

29/01/17
"Nicole: Fondly regard fireplace and cremation"

The SACRED URN contains your dead dog DILLON. You never really like to talk about DILLON he was such a good dog. It makes you sad just thinking about him.
You and your dad both though that this was the best place to memorialize DILLON.

29/01/17
"Nicole: Go downstairs."

Your dad never really had a sense of decorating. He usually just bought some cheep junk just to look more fatherly. Like clown figurines or some shit.

29/01/17
"Nicole: Leave room."

You enter into the HALLWAY.

On the wall closest to your door hangs a perfect rendition of Ben Stiller as Starsky in STARSKY AND HUTCH.You haven't even watch the movie that it's from. Your father says that he watch it back when it first released in theaters and got the poster as a bonus.

On the other wall is a picture of you, your father, and DILLON. This picture was taken a few years ago. Your father always cherished family photos and the such.

29/01/17
"Nicole: Un-Captchalogue sleuth's hat. "

Now you look like a true sleuth to solve any problems.

29/01/17
"Nicole: Enter combination."

You enter the combination: SHADES.

23/01/17
"Nicole: Un-Captchalogue sweet shades. "

The SWEET SHADES can not be UN-CAPTCHALOGUE because there protected by a password. You need to enter a password to access the SWEET SHADES.

23/01/17
"Nicole : Acquire strife weapon. "

This is your main weapon of choice besides the other sweet NINJA SWORD and other smaller SWORD. You never really had used any other SWORD besides that one.

23/01/17
"==>"

The one above your drawer is your first poster you got. You remember it like it was yesterday when you got that poster. And that other one on your door is the new game that released a few days ago. Your gonna go play it with your friends later when ever you get around to doing that.

23/01/17
"Nicole: Examine other poster's."

These two where your most expensive posters so far. They cost like 10 dollars each.

23/01/17
"Nicole: Examine your swords and problem sleuth poster."

That PROBLEM SLEUTH POSTER was one of your recent purchases. The swords above the POSTER you keep for any ASS-KICKING for anyone that invades your home!

21/01/17
"Nicole: Take candy corn."

You take the CANDY CORN and place it to the last remaining CARD. Your SYLLADEX is now full. The last CARD locks.

21/01/17
"Nicole: Captchalogue drawing pad/pen and sleuth's hat."

You put your DRAWING PAD and PEN into one card while you stow your SLEUTH's HAT into another card. The CARD'S locked.

You have one empty CAPTCHALOGUE CARD remaining.

21/01/17
"Nicole: Examine contents of chest."

You keep an array of slightly useful items in there. Even though not all of your stuff is in the CHEST right in you still decide to look in it.

Among the items in the chest: ONE (1) PAIR OF BEAGLE PUSS GLASSES, SEVERAL (~) CAPTCHALOGUE CARD'S, ONE (1) SLEUTH'S HAT, ONE (1) TANGLE BUDDIES, ONE (1) COPY OF MAXWELL AND CHARLIE'S BOOK OF CRYPT'S SHADOW'S AND MYSTERY, ONE (1) DRAWING PAD WITH ONE (1) DRAWING PEN, ONE (1) PICTIONARY FETCH MODUS, AND TWO (2) FAKE ARMS.

You don't really know if you can use any of this stuff because of how useless it is. You decide to take the SLEUTH'S HAT and the DRAWING PAD/PEN.

21/01/17
"Nicole: Retrieve arms from chest. "

You retrieve your FAKE ARMS form your CHEST. You don't really use these for anything. Your dad got them at a garage sale along with other STUPID JUNK.

There is more stuff in the CHEST.

17/01/17
"Nicole: Take off shades."

You put you're SHADES into a CAPTCHALOGUE CARD.

The card locks and can't be open unless knowing the combination on the back of the card is correct.

16/01/17
"Nicole: Retrieve arms from bed drawer"

You're arms are in your CHEST.

16/01/17
"Examine room."

You're name is NICOLE. As was previously mentioned you where pestering one of your friends. You have a variety of INTRESTS. You have a passion for VIDEO GAMES. You like to collect doll's. You have a fondness for a certain VIDEO GAME. You have some SWORD training in you. You also love to play video games with you're friends.

What will you do?

16/01/17
"Enter name."

16/01/17
"==>"

A young lady in SWEET SHADES is siting on her computer. She is busy pestering one of her friends. This friend is relying on her to get a certain beta and to notify there other friends. This young lady's name is...

Wait what is her name again? I always forget. I think it was...

13/01/17
"==>"

13/01/17
"Ray: Abscond."

The guardian is keeping you from ABSCONDING. You have to figure out another way of getting past her.

13/01/17
"Ray: Look behind you."

OH SHIT!

13/01/17
"Ray: Return to your room."

Yeah you better go. You don't want to be here when mother is here. She might bore you to death with hours of fashion design and shit.

13/01/17
"Ray: Inspect stuff on the counter."

It seems that it's a bowel with cake BATTER in it. The cake BATTER is STRAWBARRY flavored.

12/01/17
"Ray: Captchalogue the beta. "

Better take that PRESENT as well.

12/01/17
"Ray: Allocate card to fetch modus."

Sweet more inventory space!! Thanks mother!

11/01/17
"Ray: Examine stuff on table. "

There appears to be a Un-ALLOCATED CAPTCHALOGUE CARD,a PRESENT addressed to you that has the SBURB logo on it, and the SBURB BETA ...oh and there's also a cake.

11/01/17
"Ray: Enter the kitchen."

Well look's like you never need the rifle. It also appears that mom is also not in here. But it look's like she left some PRESENTS on the table.

07/01/17
"Ray: Prepare to enter the kitchen."

Well the BETA can't retrieve it's self. That means that there's only one way to get it.

07/01/17
"Ray: Return back down stairs."

06/01/17
"Ray: Examine back of fetch modus."

You check the back of the FETCH MODUS. On the back there's options for the CAPTCHALOGUE CARD'S and the EJECT button.

04/01/17
"Ray: Un-Captchalogue the two presents. "

It seems that this FETCH MODUS Un-CAPTCHALOGUE'S by CLICKING on the actual CAPTCHALOGUE CARD'S. The item in the CARD'S simply deploy right in front of the user with that specific FETCH MODUS.

03/01/17
"Ray: Change fetch modus."

You equipped the SELECT FETCH MODUS.

03/01/17
"Ray: Ascend up to your room and place the two presents on you're bed."

You quickly ascend up to you're room only to find out that the MODUS only LAUNCHES stuff out of your sylladex and since you don't know what's in the TWO PRESENTS you risk something breaking.

03/01/17
"Ray: Captchalogue the two presents."

This really isn't the best place to open a PRESENT or two. So you safely place the TWO PRESENTS in your SYLLADEX.

02/01/17
"Ray: Descend down stairs. "

After the decent you find two PRESENTS addressed to you.

No BETA in sight. You fear the worst that it's in the kitchen. The worst place for such a delicate game like that. You hope it's still ok.

01/01/17
"Ray: Continue down the hall"

Down the hall there's one door that leads to the STORAGE closet, one that leads into you're BATHROOM, and the other leads into your mothers room.

01/01/17
"Ray: FINALY exit you're room."

You exit into the HALLWAY.

On the right there's a PORTRID of a master chef. GUY FIERI. Well that's what your mother thinks at least. On the left side there's a huge POSTER of the movie PULP FICTION. Nothing more nothing less.

31/12/16
"==>"


-- problemSpirit [PS] began pestering grimMusician [GM] at 11:21 --

PS: Hows it going ray?
PS: Ray?
PS: Are you going to answer or what?
GM: Yeah yeah I’m here.
GM: What do you want Nicole?
PS: Well firstly, happy birthday!!
PS: Secondly, did you get the beta?
GM: Well no I’m just about to go and get it though.
GM: Do you have the beta then?
PS: No but I did see that my dad took it inside from our mailbox.
GM: Then I guess we should start to go get the beta then.
PS: Well hold on I need to message DF and GT to also see if they have the beta.
GM: But wait, DF is helping her grandfather with something so you might just want to pester GT for now.
PS: Oh ok.
PS: Then I’m gonna start pestering GT right now then.
PS: So in the meantime you should go find the beta really quick while I pester GT.
GM: Got it I’m gonna go do that then.
GM: See in a few Nicole.
PS: Same to you Ray.
-- problemSpirit [PS] ceased pestering grimMusician[GM] at 11:30 --

30/12/16
"==>"


-- ducklingFarmer [DF] began pestering grimMusician[GM] at 11:20 --

DF: Happy birthday ray!
DF: Just wanted to tell you that before I help my grandfather.
DF: I won’t be back for 30minutes.
DF: He needed me to do something in our greenhouse so yeah.
DF: Anyways see you later ray.
-- ducklingFarmer [DF] ceased pestering grimMusician[GM] at 11:23 --

30/12/16
"Ray: Answer chums."

28/12/16
"Ray: Exit room."

You wish you could get your present hunt on but you first have to answer two of your friends on PESTERCHUM.

26/12/16
"Ray: Select another fetch modus."

Well It's much easier to just switch back and forth then learn a new FETCH MODUS I mean come on these thing are hard to learn sometimes. Also you should start thinking about getting out of your room it's a little boring.

25/12/16
"Ray: Re-Captchalogue red box."

OH GOD DAMMIT! Looks like this MODUS only UNCAPTCHALOGUES stuff. So that means only one can CAPTCHALOGUE stuff and the other can only UNCAPTCHALOGUE stuff. Maybe you should change the MODUS if its gonna be this annoying to handle.

25/12/16
"==>"

The RED BOX fly's right out of the CAPTCHALOGUE CARD. Looks like the MODUS was not kidding when it said launch.

21/12/16
"Ray: Click "YES"."

The NORMAL FETCH MODUS changed into the LAUNCH FETCH MODUS.

21/12/16
"Ray: Click "FILO"."

It does jack...wait it did do something. It says "Changing function will eject first thing in sylladex. Continue?".

19/12/16
"Ray: Click "EJECT"."

It seems that the "EJECT" BUTTON does not work. In fact it does jack shit.

19/12/16
"Ray: Examine back of fetch modus."

It appears that your FETCH MODUS has more than one option.

19/12/16
"Ray: Uncaptchalogue stack of books. "

You decide to try and UNCAPTCHALOGUE the stack of BOOKS you picked up earlier. To only thing is that apparently the FETCH MODUS cant eject anything for some reason.

11/12/16
"Ray: Captchalogue red box. "

Your SYLLADEX is starting to get crowded you should start thinking about CAPTCHALOGUEING necessary things instead of useless stuff.

07/12/16
"Ray: Get you're rifle."

you equiped you're RIFLE for safe keeping. This does not take up a CAPTCHALOGUE
insted it takes up a space for your STRIFE SPECIBUS. You can have multipule weapons in one card the only thing is that it need to match the weapon on the card that was set.

06/12/16
"Ray: Captchalogue Book on your desk."

You CAPTCHALOGUE you're most read book the GRIMOIRE. You would read it but you have better thing's to do.

05/12/16
"Ray: Captchalogue green present."

You CAPTCHALOGUE it for later use and for safe keeping.

05/12/16
"Ray: Open big green present."

You can't open it. Apparently you need a RAZOR or a pair of SCISSORS to open it.

04/12/16
"Ray: Equip NORMAL fetch modus."

Equiping the fetch modus made the sylladex instently and those BOOKS you CAPTCHALOGUE earlyer are put in you're sylladex.

You take the SELECT fetch modus and CIRCULARMAP fetch modus so you can switch on the run.

04/12/16
"Ray: Examine contents of present."

Just your luck.

It CONTAINS: ONE (1) SELECT FETCH MODUS, ONE (1) CIRCULARMAP FETCH MODUS, ONE (1) NORMAL FETCH MODUS, and SEVERAL (~) CAPTCHALOGUE CARD'S

You take the NORMAL fetch modus.

04/12/16
"Ray: Open the small red present."

You hope it's something good.

04/12/16
"Ray: Examine presents"

Theres a small red PRESENT and a big green PRESENT.

04/12/16
"Ray: Captchalogue books on book shelf."

You CAPTCHALOGUE the stack of BOOKS on your book shelf. But it turns out you dont have a sylladex yet. And it turns out that you can't Un-CAPTCHALOGUE those book's untill you have one.

04/12/16
"Ray: Retrieve arms from bookshelf."

You already have arms.

04/12/16
"Examine room."

Your name is RAY. As was previously mantioned it is your BIRTHDAY. Two PRESENTS are by your bed. Presumably both from your Mother. You have a variety of INTERESTS.
You have passion for LITERATURE including but not limited to STRANGE and GRIM storys. You love PIANO and CLASSICAL MUSIC. You also play a number of VIDEO GAMES with your friends.

What will you do?

04/12/16
"Enter name."

04/12/16
"Sburbin Session"

A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today, the
4th of december, 2016, is this young man's birthday. Though it was
thirteen years ago he was given life,

What is his name?