AlterniaFM


18/01/16
"Ke$ha: Fill everyone in."



-- debonairDionysus started a new thread --

debonairDionysus changed the name of the thread to $burb, bitche$!!

debonairDionysus added archetypeAmalgamation to the conversation
debonairDionysus added bootyliciousBonita to the conversation
debonairDionysus added macabreMatriarch to the conversation
debonairDionysus added precociousPoppet to the conversation
debonairDionysus added scarletSiren to the conversation


debonairDionysus shared sburb.exe

DD: $URPRISE
DD: the game i$ acquired!!

AA: ♡ NO WAY ♡
DD: ye$ way!
BB: That is so exciting
PP: Omg 😍
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DD: yes! a$ap!
BB: Idek what this game is
DD: me neither!!
DD: no one does. but we’re gonna be the FIR$T to find out!

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SS: We have to learn as we go, it seems. Ke$ha + I are going to test it out first, and compose a guide for all of us.
DD: the one thing we know for $ure is that we will play as client and server for each other and must create a closed loop
DD: i volunteer myself as the first client, and flo will be my $erver.
DD: the server's job is to help the client enter the game

PP: Enter?
DD: i guess there'$ some complicated setup stuff. like, we gotta get into the game's world and all that.
DD: which... from the sounds of it, we may be *literally* going into the game's world

PP: This better not be some eXistenZ nonsense!
DD: i cannot refute that existenz is some non$en$e but you have to admit its interpretation of virtual reality wa$ dope
BB: Nicki weren't u obsessed with inception
BB: They are the same exact thing imo

SS: They share some remarkable similarities, but you can't just equate Inception to eXistenZ. Inception won four Academy Awards!
AA: I fell asleep during both of them so idk
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DD: irrelevant!
DD: and to be frank i do mean irrelevant in general, but it i$ especially irrelevant to us. unless any of you have any secret murder plot$ in mind

AA: or if theres another game we have to enter inside the game
PP: Or if we're in a game right now
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DD: CONGRATULATION$! you've unlocked: the order we're going to play this game
DD: once i've entered and we've got the ball rolling (assuming we figure out what the ball is), marina is going to be florence'$ server player to get her in.
DD: b will be marina's $erver, followed by nicki and finally lady gaga

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DD: exactly!
SS: My game finished installing, so I'm ready whenever you are, Ke$ha.
DD: awe$ome!! i'll catch all of you soon. hopefully starting thi$ game doesn't take that long, $o i'll touch base once i've entered?
AA: ♡
PP: 👍


04/06/15
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DD: i'm not sure what the $uper-objective of the game i$, i guess you're meant to figure it out as you play, but my under$tanding is that the mechanics of it at the $tart are not unlike the sims where we edit our homes a bit.
DD: my inside man tells me we're $uppo$ed to build up??

SS: Like... build a really tall house?
DD: i guess so. idk what purpo$e that's really meant to $erve since the most important part of the game seems to be an individual que$t that we each have. i a$$ume we need to be able to reach something high up
DD: oh but first we need to enter the game!
DD: again, not $ure what that means exactly, but there is a bit of a proce$$ that gets us and our home$ into the game's realm

SS: Oh?
DD: fir$tly, there's something about a server and a client. one player i$ the client while another team member act$ as their $erver.
DD: the server i$ in charge of building on the client's hou$e, and before that deploying certain phernalia that plays into entering. $o if i were the client and you were my server ($poliers: you will be), you would basically be in control of my house, and then someone else has to be your server so we can create a loop

SS: Do I get to recreate your house first? Or are you given a stock house, since isn't this basically an RPG?
DD: that wa$ really hazy to me. everything i've read make$ it sound... un$imulated?
SS: ?
DD: like.. i think this game actually affects reality
SS: Holy shit.
DD: I KNOW
SS: Can I build you into a room without a door? Or put you in the pool + remove the ladder?
DD: florence
DD: fuck you

SS: ;)
DD: anyway, i put $ome thought into it, and i e$tablished an order for us as server-client$.
DD: you will be my server, marina will be yours

SS: Oh...
DD: c'mon, what'$ with that? you two alway$ got along so well?
SS: We did. I mean we do! Lately she's just been kind of... unstable? I can't quite place it, but something makes me hesitant to put her in God's chair over my home.
DD: ok but looking at our friend group, are any of us "$table"?? lmao
DD: be$ide$. that's no rea$on to for$ake her!!
DD: i do know what you mean though, but i refu$e to hold it against her. there's a lot going on in her pretty head. $he's doing what she can to deal with whatever it is, but i can ju$t tell it's not easy. i also don't blame you for being concerned, but i think $ticking by her is more important than succumbing to $tigma about her mental health. i know $he feels really lonely a lot which doesn't help her mind out, and di$tancing her will only make it wor$e
DD: i think you would be the best to handle her. not to throw you under the bu$, but i think you're the mo$t familiar with depre$$ion. and you've always been clo$e to her
DD: but i think above all you have $uch a way of handling the choice$ of others. you're a guiding force.

SS: Am I actually?
DD: truly! god, your mind is so lucid it's in$ane. trust me. plu$, the way marina picks up trait$ like they're blowing in the wind, maybe you could send a few things her way?
DD: i hone$tly know she'll be a $trong link, $he's incredible. and so are you!!
DD: why do you think i wanted you for my $erver lol

SS: Sorry for airing any doubt. Hearing your reasoning, + giving it more than a single second's thought, you're absolutely right. I trust you, + I trust her too.
DD: don't $weat it. i know where you're coming from. glad you can agree though
DD: moving on, beyonce will be her server, followed by gaga, and finally nicki for whom i will play the $erver to complete the loop
DD: how's that sound?

SS: Hmm... swap Nicki + Lady GaGa. Out of the 720 possibilities I think that one will work best. Don't know why, just sounds right.
DD: done. $o that's $ettled. coolio!
SS: Any more planning you care to share?
DD: in time. i don't mean to be cryptic, but it's hard talking about it with ab$olutely no reference to the game itself.
DD: that's the reason i'm going fir$t. hopefully the two of us can figure it out?

SS: As we go I can record everything + hopefully create a decent guide for our group.
DD: perfect! that'll be $o much ea$ier than repeating everything to everyone. good thinking
DD: also, the game uploaded!!



debonairDionysus shared sburb.exe

DD: while this install$ i'm gonna fill everyone else in. l8rzzz
SS: Fantastic! Speak soon.


-- debonairDionysus ceased pestering scarletSiren --


04/06/15
"Ke$ha: Pester Florence."



-- scarletSiren began pestering debonairDionysus --

SS: Hey, are you alright?
SS: Um, hit me up as soon as you're able, please.



-- scarletSiren ceased pestering debonairDionysus --


-- debonairDionysus began pestering scarletSiren --

DD: hey!!
SS: Oh my god. Are you alright?
DD: so $orry omfg$$
DD: i got into a pickle
DD: or a few pickle$. and then my phone died
DD: and it took forever to get home
DD: i mean fuck!! feel$ like it took two and a half year$
DD: it'$ been a rough night but i'm home now
DD: gue$$ it worked out

SS: Thank god! I got worried.
DD: BUT! gue$$ what i got
SS: You don't mean...
DD: the game?
DD: ye$. i do mean. ;)

SS: No way! How?
DD: i had a friend who was able to hook me up.
DD: hooked me up with more than i a$ked for lmao

SS: ?
DD: lol
SS: Would you care to elaborate?
DD: he shared his weed
DD: $trong shit! one hit and i wa$ GONE.

SS: Oh my god...
DD: he offered and i figured why not
DD: MI$TAKE!!

SS: I'm sorry to hear that.
DD: it's whatev$.
DD: but yeah, the game is currently uploading. i'll $end it your way soon as i can!

SS: :D
DD: oh, and was there something you needed to talk about?
DD: i felt a bit of urgency in your message.

SS: A couple of things, yeah. The main reason for my exigency was genuine concern for you. I just wanted to make sure you were safe, so that matter of concern is settled.
SS: I also was really stressed out about something that happened right before I sent that.

DD: oh no! what happened??
SS: I killed a bird.
DD: omfg?
SS: Yeah... he came in through a window that broke + he would not stop making noise. He'd been getting on my nerves lately (I think he's been singing some rude things about me!) + I snapped his neck.
SS: I was a bit shaken up by it so I tried taking a nap to sleep it off or something. As soon as I fell asleep it felt like I had woken up, but instead of waking up in my normal room I woke up in the golden room I see in my sleep sometimes. I know I was dreaming, but it was so real! Honestly, I'm sure it was real.
SS: It was really amazing, but my astonishment cut short when the fucking bird showed up in my dream! It was just an image in a cloud, but it was so frightening to see that bastard hanging over the entire sky. In my own dream! I had a panic attack so the rest is fuzzy, but I think I choked myself until I woke up.

DD: holy $hit!
SS: I've had enough time for my head to clear, but it was incredibly disturbing.
SS: The worst part of it is my favorite teacup is now broken.

DD: *hold$ you*
SS: *Is hold.*
DD: $ounds like a rough day
DD: i doubt it'll make you feel any better but my night'$ been pretty gruff too
DD: tripping ball$ ($peaking of dreams you should have seen thi$ fucking gremlin who gave me a makeover or $omething??), getting rolled onto the curb after bar close, ba$hing up a couple dude$ who tried harassing me, having to walk home at whatever ungodly hour it is... jfc

SS: Should I ask about the gremlin?
DD: honestly, i'm ready to put tonight behind me
SS: Fair enough. I am prepared to do the same.
SS: Which reminds me! The main reason I messaged you in the first place: how's our plan for the game?
SS: Sorry, I'm a bit anxious to have this figured out. Especially now that the game is literally within grasp!

DD: right! well it'$ kinda difficult to come up with anything incredibly concrete since there is next to no information about how this game actually work$
DD: but i've done a$ much re$earch as i can, plus the homie who hooked me up with the game let me in on some info.




04/06/15
"Ke$ha: Upload game."

May as well get right to it. You've killed PLENTY of time. It's time you start doing your job, HERO OF TIME! Which is probably something more like saving time than killing it. Which reminds you� you should probably check in with your friends while the program uploads.

15/12/14
"Examine room."

You name is KE$HA and you REALLY LOVE CATS.

You just want to HUG ALL OF THE CATS, which is crazy because you can't hug every cat. But you want to. You do, however, lead a CAT CULT.

As previously mentioned, you also love to PARTY--which partly explains the layer of glitter covering the floor. (The other part of that is that you are fucking obsessed with GLITTER.) Not at all is partying the only thing you do or care about, though! For one, your high IQ makes you a near LITERAL GENIUS. In addition to partying, you like to occupy yourself with academic pursuits, especially PHYSICS and HISTORY. A few years back, you would ROGUISHLY sneak into COLD WAR LECTURES just for fun. But by far your biggest love is MUSIC, with a special affinity for CLASSIC ROCK.

Fate doesn't leave you TIME to waste, so you make the most of every night like you're gonna DIE YOUNG.

What will you do?

05/11/14
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Looking sick and sexyfied!

05/11/14
"Ke$ha: Clean up."

Hangover game way too strong.

05/11/14
"Ke$ha: Get home."

Finally!

...wow. You look ROUGH.

05/11/14
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27/10/14
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Roll up the partition, please.

27/10/14
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The two of you quickly TAKE IT TO THE FLOOR.

27/10/14
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He would have deserved it for tryna play with you like that, but you decide MAKING OUT is an appropriate way to go about making up.

27/10/14
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Oh... wait. It's just your husband, JAY Z. You stop yourself from attacking just in time.

27/10/14
"Beyonce: Retaliate."

Don't let nobody think you can't defend yourself!

27/10/14
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Whoa! What was that?

27/10/14
"Beyonce: Clean this up."

You leave your bedroom to retrieve a towel to wipe up the SPILLED WINE.

27/10/14
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BB: Sorry
BB: I have to take care of s/t
BB: But i'll be talking to you again soon
BB: Tbh i really needed to talk to you about dream things since you're like basically the dream expert
BB: Florence can interpret them better than anyone but you get them on a more practical level
AA: well thank you
AA: & I'll be happy to lay down the ♡ DREAM LOJYYK ♡
BB: Lol well yeah i'll catch you later


-- bootyliciousBonita ceased pestering archetypeAmalgamation --


27/10/14
"===>"



BB: Ahh shit
AA: what is it



15/08/14
"Beyonce: Message Marina."


-- bootyliciousBonita began pestering archetypeAmalgamation --

BB: Hey
AA: helloooo
BB: Ok so do you have any idea what's going on
AA: how do you mean
BB: I mean like with this game or w/e
AA: oh right
AA: um
AA: idk lmao
AA: flo was trying to get into contact with ke$ha but I guess shes not answering
BB: It's not like her to be flaky i hope she's alright
AA: ikr
AA: like she could be out drinking for all I know isnt that what were supposed to assume
AA: but I really doubt that
BB: I dont think she drinks as much as she likes 2 make it sound
AA: oh yeah drunk party ke$ha is such a front
AA: not to say its all fake because I know she does genuinely love to have a good time
AA: but she creates this outward image to imply thats what shes all about
BB: Why do you think she does that
AA: why do any of us put on a personality that isnt entirely our own
AA: I mean I'm one to talk lol
AA: maybe she cant help it
BB: Well in her case it isn't fake it's just exaggerated
BB: Maybe she got tired of being known as the brainiac
AA: lol
AA: well even if she does drink that much she has never let it come between the two of us
BB: Nor i
BB: Girl likes to turn up but she always puts her friends first
BB: And she is def the most serious of us about this game business so there is no way she would blow it off
AA: true that she is all about this weird game
AA: I know she said she didnt want to be considered the leader but by default I think she is
BB: Frankly it's only natural i mean she's the one who made us want to play in the first place and she's been doing all kinds of research and planning
BB: I'm anxious to know our actual plan
BB: This week will be over before we know it and i need to know how ke$ha's promised scheme is coming along
AA: oh that reminds me
AA: earlier flo told me that ke$ha was "at the pub getting something special"
AA: k$ wouldn't tell her what though
BB: Do you think it could b the game
AA: I cant imagine how but that was my hope
AA: k$ has been trying so hard to find a leak
AA: to steal all of us an extra week to get a head start
BB: What if she actually managed to find a leak
BB: Omg
AA: ♡ OMG ♡



15/08/14
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15/08/14
"Beyonce: Check reflection."

You wake up, flawless
Post up, flawless
Ridin round in it, flawless
Flossin on that, flawless

Looking like a QUEEN, as usual. Which reminds you! You have to talk to Marina.

15/08/14
"Beyonce: Imbibe."

It'd be sin to ignore this fine wine...

15/08/14
"Beyonce: Examine globes."

You keep a number of SPACE THEMED items instruments around because, well, you LOVE ASTRONOMY. The stars have always fascinated you--they are what inspired you to become a star yourself! You also have an interest in ASTROLOGY. You've tended to focus on the physical aspects of space, but you also enjoy an subscribe to their METAPHYSICAL PROPERTIES. You spend your nights reading the stars, following the paths they map out.

And they deliver you to a destiny, to infinity and beyond.

15/08/14
"Beyonce: Sex on fire."

While that does sound PRETTY HOT... you think you'll pass.

27/07/14
"Examine room."

Your name is BEYONCÉ KNOWLES.

You're doing your OWN LITTLE THING. And you do it well--been the NUMBER ONE DIVA in this game for a minute! In addition to being FLAWLESS, you're also LOADED AS FUCK. All this has been paid for, and it's YOURS. You done got so sick and filthy with Benjis, you can't spend it all. You got this all on your own, because you are a FEMINIST and your only boss is YOURSELF.

Your persuasion can BUILD A NATION. Endless power; with your love, you can devour. And you are CRAZY IN LOVE. Though you will never allow yourself to become a MAN'S SERVANT, you are EAGER TO PLEASE. You keep love ON TOP, undeterred by the number of times you've been lied to and hurt. But you learned a lot along the way: after all the rain, you'll see the sun come out again; and love is BRIGHT AS EVER.

You know that you will never disappoint yourself. This time you're gonna TAKE THE CROWN without falling down, down, down.

What will you do?

27/07/14
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27/07/14
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27/07/14
"Say her name say her name."

27/07/14
"Enter name."

Oh heck! Looks as if we can't type a name in.

27/07/14
"Be the caller."

Hopping back about five minutes and across the telephone line, we find a BOOTYLICIOUS BEAUTY in need of a proper name.

23/07/14
"Marina: Answer."


-- bootyliciousBonita began pestering archetypeAmalgamation --

BB: Hey
AA: helloooo
BB: Ok so do you have any idea what's going on
AA: how do you mean
BB: I mean like with this game or w/e
AA: oh right
AA: um
AA: idk lmao
AA: flo was trying to get into contact with ke$ha but I guess shes not answering
BB: It's not like her to be flaky i hope she's alright
AA: ikr
AA: like she could be out drinking for all I know isnt that what were supposed to assume
AA: but I really doubt that
BB: I dont think she drinks as much as she likes 2 make it sound
AA: oh yeah drunk party ke$ha is such a front
AA: not to say its all fake because I know she does genuinely love to have a good time
AA: but she creates this outward image to imply thats what shes all about
BB: Why do you think she does that
AA: why do any of us put on a personality that isnt entirely our own
AA: I mean I'm one to talk lol
AA: maybe she cant help it
BB: Well in her case it isn't fake it's just exaggerated
BB: Maybe she got tired of being known as the brainiac
AA: lol
AA: well even if she does drink that much she has never let it come between the two of us
BB: Nor i
BB: Girl likes to turn up but she always puts her friends first
BB: And she is def the most serious of us about this game business so there is no way she would blow it off
AA: true that she is all about this weird game
AA: I know she said she didnt want to be considered the leader but by default I think she is
BB: Frankly it's only natural i mean she's the one who made us want to play in the first place and she's been doing all kinds of research and planning
BB: I'm anxious to know our actual plan
BB: This week will be over before we know it and i need to know how ke$ha's promised scheme is coming along
AA: oh that reminds me
AA: earlier flo told me that ke$ha was "at the pub getting something special"
AA: k$ wouldn't tell her what though
BB: Do you think it could b the game
AA: I cant imagine how but that was my hope
AA: k$ has been trying so hard to find a leak
AA: to steal all of us an extra week to get a head start
BB: What if she actually managed to find a leak
BB: Omg
AA: ♡ OMG ♡
BB: Ahh shit
AA: what is it
BB: Sorry
BB: I have to take care of s/t
BB: But i'll be talking to you again soon
BB: Tbh i really needed to talk to you about dream things since you're like basically the dream expert
BB: Florence can interpret them better than anyone but you get them on a more practical level
AA: well thank you
AA: & I'll be happy to lay down the ♡ DREAM LOJYYK ♡
BB: Lol well yeah i'll catch you later


-- bootyliciousBonita ceased pestering archetypeAmalgamation --


30/01/14
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Just a second!

30/01/14
"Phone: Ring."

Who could this be?

30/01/14
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How would you like to occupy yourself?

30/01/14
"Marina: Reenter tower."

30/01/14
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30/01/14
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30/01/14
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30/01/14
"Be Dreaming Marina."

Returning to your Prospit tea party... where did you go?

24/01/14
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Electra Heart is an EXTENSION OF SELF comprised of stolen entities; a tool which Marina is not yet ready to wield properly. So, rather than acting as one, Electra sometimes exists alongside of Marina.

24/01/14
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Marina does exhibit control over Electra. As somewhat of an alter ego, Electra Heart acts as a supply of personalities for Marina to utilize when she should like. Like a box without a lid, however, these personalities are sometimes hard to contain and Marina will assume one without meaning to.

As sometimes happens with PLAYERS OF HEART, Marina's DREAM SELF is fully awake and operates alongside Marina proper. In that STATE OF DREAMING, Marina is free to act without Electra Heart supplementing any of her actions.

Marina will often end up focusing more on her dream self than her real self, giving Electra more reign over who Marina on Earth is at any given moment. Sometimes Marina thinks of her life AS A PLAY that she is viewing more than acting as the STARRING ROLE.

24/01/14
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For Marina to dream, she needn't actually go to sleep. She is perfectly capable of existing and dreaming at the same time.

However, Marina here in the "real" world isn't quite all there. Marina has always tended to PICK UP traits and bits of personalities; more than normal, frankly. These "stolen" personalities, if you will, didn't just add to her own absorbent personality. Rather, she would sometimes to pick up ENTIRE PERSONALITIES independent of her own.

Cutting to the chase in an act of dramatic irony, Marina shall be known as the THIEF OF HEART. As such, you'd assume she'd be an expert in LIVING WITH IDENTITIES THAT DO NOT BELONG TO HER.

Naturally, that's something that takes practice. Identity is a tool; one which Marina has not learned yet how to properly wield. STEALING identities is effortless for her. CONTROLLING these personalities, on the other hand, is an effort yet to be perfected.

Marina refers to this conglomerate of extraneous personalities as ELECTRA HEART.

24/01/14
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What, now, is she doing here? She must be dreaming, obviously. And indeed, she is--sort of, at least.

It would be safe to say that Marina lives IN A STATE OF DREAMING. She's always here in this MAKE BELIEVE LAND, that is actually not at all make believe and is actually very real. Marina here is just as real as Marina back in Marina's home.

24/01/14
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Marina enjoys a nice cup of tea.

24/01/14
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Elsewhere on Prospit...

24/01/14
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The ruckus you made could be heard in the tower next door. If only, of course, there was someone there to hear it.

25/12/13
"Florence: Wake up."

25/12/13
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From your mouth.

25/12/13
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The song was coming...

25/12/13
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But you couldn't scream, and you couldn't shout.

25/12/13
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You open your mouth to scream and shout, waving your arms and flapping about.

25/12/13
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23/12/13
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TWEET. TWEET. TWEET.

23/12/13
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Into view creeps a cloud, with the familiar image of a bird.

23/12/13
"Florence: Look up."

23/12/13
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Prospit nears another eclipse.

23/12/13
"Florence: Look out window."

The view is breathtaking, which you vaguely recognize.

23/12/13
"Florence: Wake up."

As soon as you drift off, it feels as though you've woken up already. Is this a dream? You're pretty sure. You recognize this golden room--which is much like your own room--as somewhere you've had dreams before. In fact, just last night you had a dream about this place. It's rather uncommon for you to visit this room again so quickly.

But something's different about it this time. Normally it feels like you're dreaming "about" this room, like any regular dream. This time, however, you feel much more aware. It doesn't feel much like dreaming--everything feels so real that it's like you're actually here. You're pretty sure that you ARE "actually here" this time. Maybe you've always been here, even those other times?

30/09/13
"Florence: Go to sleep."

30/09/13
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You don't really feel like talking to anyone besides Ke$ha, so maybe a nap would do you well. That's usually what you do when you can't be distracted--just sleep.

30/09/13
"Florence: Pester Ke$ha."

It's no use. She's still offline. Damn that girl, you've really gotta talk to her! First of all about your dream, and also maybe about what just happened. At the very least talking to her would distract you from it until you were ready to deal with it.

30/09/13
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FLORENCE: Fuck.


30/09/13
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FLORENCE: Oh my god.


30/09/13
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To be fair, he'd already been singing about you from his nest outside for some time now and this should come as a lesson not to cross you, but still. You just killed a fucking bird with your bare hands.

30/09/13
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Wait. Fuck. You just killed a bird.

29/09/13
"Florence: Hold him down and break his neck."

You teach him a lesson he WON'T FORGET.

29/09/13
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FLORENCE: That's the last song you'll ever sing.


29/09/13
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You pick up the bird and above the din you say one last thing to your intruder.

29/09/13
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You trap him under a CARDBOARD BOX and stand on it to make him stop.

07/09/13
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He sings LOUDER AND LOUDER inside the house, and no you just can't GET HIM OUT.

07/09/13
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To make matters worse, a BOISTEROUS BIRD comes in through your newly broken window.

07/09/13
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Well, there goes your favorite teacup. And the window.

07/09/13
"Teacup: Eject."

Looks like you shook it a BIT TOO HARD.

15/08/13
"===>"

15/08/13
"Florence: Shake it out."

SHAKE IT OUT SHAKE IT OUT, SHAKE IT OUT SHAKE IT OUT

OOH WHOA

15/08/13
"===>"

As previously mentioned when you stored this teacup into your SYLLADEX, you use the ETCH A SKETCH FETCH MODUS. To release this item from its card, you must shake the card to erase the item's sketch.

15/08/13
"Florence: Retrieve teacup."

You take the captchalogue card containing your favorite TEACUP. Best rinse it off from your MORNING TEA so you may use it for your AFTERNOON TEQUILA.

15/08/13
"Florence: Enter kitchen."

You make your way over to your kitchen space. Right, one of the main reasons you came out here was to take care of your teacup. At least that's what you'd been meaning to do, before you got so distracted.

15/08/13
"Florence: Zoom out."

Let's examine this new room.

To be completely honest, there isn't an awful lot in here so exciting that it requires being talked about. Of course, it's still a rather nice living space. You see plenty of BOOKS and LIQUOR around--the essentials, really.

You take a few moments to simply look around and admire your home.

26/07/13
"Florence: Enter room."

Finally you exit your bedroom and step out into the main room of your humble flat.

26/07/13
"Check on someone else."

And who is this? Lana del Rey? More like... LaNae del Rey! Actually, it's just LANAE. Or LUHNAY. Whichever.

But... still, who is she?

We just don't know! Admittedly, she's kind of out of place right now. Maybe she'll be more relevant later. Or maybe she won't.

26/07/13
"===>"

This trek is not going to be a fun one... maybe we should just leave Ke$ha to it on her own?

26/07/13
"===>"

How much time did you waste staring at that? C'mon, Ke$ha's got places to be!

Hurry it up!!!

26/07/13
"===>"

Besides, it's a pretty long walk back home.

26/07/13
"Ke$ha: Abscond."

You sure showed those pigs up quite a bit! They shouldn't be messin with no girls too soon. You sort of want to stick around and admire the damage you made, but there's absolutely no use getting your own skin torn up from falling bottle shards.

Best make a quick getaway from the scene!

10/05/13
"===>"

In your state of FRUSTRATED HASTE, all of the BROKEN BOTTLES are ejected from your Specibus. Funny, it almost looks like a large shower of GLITTER in the light.

10/05/13
"===>"

There's just one little thing about using a strife deck for SOMETHING BREAKABLE. Actually, it turns out to be a pretty big thing. A strife deck tends to ADJUST ITSELF whenever a weapon is altered, and then alter every other weapon you hold in it to match the changes.

After breaking that bottle over this asshole's head, your BOTTLEKIND Specibus automatically changes itself to BROKENBOTTLEKIND, breaking every other GLASS BOTTLE with you to fit the new setting.

10/05/13
"===>"

10/05/13
"Ke$ha: Aggrieve."

29/04/13
"===>"

Alright, time to TEACH THESE PIGS A LESSON. Normally you might like to think that a few punches would send your message, but this shit is UNACCEPTABLE and you are NOT IN THE MOOD.

You equip a GLASS BOTTLE. Because you tend to generate quite a few empty bottles, you've taken to utilizing them as a weapons by allocating your STRIFE SPECIBUS to BOTTLEKIND.

29/04/13
"===>"



KE$HA: $$$$$!


29/04/13
"===>"



KE$HA: no
KE$HA: mean$
KE$HA: NO



28/04/13
"===>"



SEAN: and twist
KE$HA: GETsdlkjaghdsjkgh
KE$HA: OFF OF MElkasdjglksdjg



28/04/13
"===>"



KE$HA: hahaha
KE$HA: how about
KE$HA: fuck no
KE$HA: i am not in the mood

NATHANIEL: (303): Just another girl alone at the bar
NATHANIEL: (303): What an hour youve chosen

SEAN: whats a girl lik3 yOu dOing Out h3r3 all alOn3
SEAN: n33d a man tO k33p yOu cOmpany?

KE$HA: i don't need anyone right now so pi$$ off
SEAN: yOu hav3nt 3v3n giv3n m3 a chanc3!
SEAN: yOu wont 3v3r g3t 3nOugh
SEAN: Onc3 yOu g3t a littl3 tOuch

NATHANIEL: (303): If I had it my way you know that I'd make her say--
KE$HA: BLAH BLAH BLAH
KE$HA: think you'll be getting thi$?
KE$HA: NAH! NAH! NAH!

SEAN: cOm3 On!
SEAN: just On3 kiss?
SEAN: kissings lik3 whisk3y it g3ts m3 drunk

NATHANIEL: (303): Especially such a pretty girl like you
SEAN: gO3s a littl3 lik3 this


28/04/13
"===>"



SEAN: w3ll h3llO
NATHANIEL: (303): Sup girlie


28/04/13
"===>"

28/04/13
"===>"

Alright, rub the hangover out of your eyes, cos it's a long walk home and you've got shit to take care of.

12/04/13
"===>"

After having been THROWN OUT ON YOUR ASS, you return to consciousness on the damp pavement outside of a downtown club. Not the first time this has happened. What time is it? Well, your phone's dead, so much for that. Oh the irony: a Time player that doesn't know what time it is! Oh shit, your phone's dead! Guess you can't contact anyone either. God, it feels like you slept for MULTIPLE MONTHS. No, Ke$ha, it was only a few hours. That's what you get, you delinquent! What did you do, like seven marijuanas?

It's coming back now. You came to this bar to RECEIVE SOMETHING--did you get it? Yes, it's right here in your pocket. A flash drive holding files for Sburb, some game you've been dying to get your hands on early. You got it from Snoop Dogg--GOD DAMMIT SNOOP DOGG! HE'S THE FUCKER WHO DRUGGED YOU! Well, you did say yes. You should have known that it would be some EXRTA STRENGTH SHIT. Whatever. Nothing happened other than you passing out. You wonder where he is? Ugh, it doesn't matter. You just need to GET HOME. Time for the walk back, you guess.

12/04/13
"===>"



KE$HA: oh my fuck
KE$HA: $$$$$



11/04/13
"===>"



KE$HA: ...


11/04/13
"Ke$ha: Wake up."



KE$HA: ...


11/04/13
"===>"

Good golly, it has been a number of hours. This bar closes at a reasonable hour, reasonably, so our UNCONSCIOUS HEROINE was THROWN OUT ON THE SIDEWALK. How unfortunate for her! This is what happens when you do drugs, kids.

11/04/13
"===>"

You know which lady we haven't checked on in a while? Um, maybe this comic's namesake? Yeah. Let's look up on Ke$ha. For real this time. What do I mean by "for real"? I don't know, just in case I had ever faked a return to her and then acted as if it never happened. But I wouldn't actually do that, because, like, that's just stupid. So really that was just rhetorical.

ANYWAY. It's been forever since we've seen her!

05/04/13
"===>"

What do you think, MARILYN?

05/04/13
"Marina: Open chest."

And here it is, your SPECIAL MOVIE COLLECTION! Well, why don't you pop one of the films in a watch it? Hmm, but which one should you watch?

05/04/13
"Marina: Examine chest."

No, not your fantastic breasts, the large pink one there on the floor. In here are the films themselves. As was previously mentioned, most of these films star one PARTICULAR ACTRESS. It seems fitting, seeing as it was she who previously owned this estate. Even though she has long since passed, you always have the CONTENTS OF THIS CHEST to remember her by. And the rest of the house, of course. But especially what lies inside this chest.

03/04/13
"Marina: Examine television."

This is the television you use to watch CERTAIN FILMS. The last owner of this house left a collection of videos up here, and you quite love viewing them. They're very dear to you, and have taught you so much. You practically grew up on these movies. You are especially inspired by the MAIN ACTRESS in most of these films. It is for her that you are so infatuated with Hollywood.

♡ TV TAUGHT YOU HOW TO FEEL, NOW REAL LIFE HAS NO APPEAL. ♡

03/04/13
"Marina: Enter room."

Oh, bollocks. The light in this room must be out. That's alright; you like this room dark anyway for when you WATCH FILMS in here.

03/04/13
"Marina: Go through first door on the left."

Instead you GO UPSTAIRS.

01/04/13
"Marina: Go through middle door."

You step into your less modest GRAND FOYER. There's a lot of inherited home to explore! You always have plenty of of space to occupy your time.

28/02/13
"Marina: Enter foyer."

You step into your MODEST FOYER. This house wasn't always yours, so you've taken to decorating it with OVERSIZED SELFIES while it's been in your possession to PUT A LITTLE BIT OF YOURSELF INTO THE PLACE. It's somewhat unclear as to how this estate came to be yours, but it's certainly not uncommon for you to RECEIVE THINGS SIMPLY FOR YOUR CHARM.

You get what you want because you ASK FOR IT, not because you're really that DESERVING OF IT.

28/02/13
"Marina: Exit room."

There isn't much else of interest in your room, and seeing as you've been LYING AROUND BASICALLY ALL DAY, you may as well step out and check out some other parts of your house.

24/02/13
"Marina: Examine mirror."

You wish you weren't such a narcissist. You wish you didn't really kiss the mirror when you're on your own. Although you definitely have a reason to.

♡ PERFECTION RHYMES WITH REFLECTION ♡

24/02/13
"Marina: Examine fireplace."

You forget about your wardrobe and whatever arms it may or may not possess as your arms are quite obviously attached to your shoulders, as any normal person's should be. You now instead take a good gander at your INFAMOUS FIREPLACE, in which many a spare item has been burned by you during your teenage years. Adolescence didn't make sense, but you've grown from it.

24/02/13
"===>"

24/02/13
"Marina: Retrieve arms from wardrobe."

You need arms to open a wardrobe, of course! But to get those, you must first open your wardrobe so that you may retrieve them. You find yourself in quite an odd and inconveniently paradoxical predicament. Someone didn't think this through very clearly. What are you to do?

24/02/13
"Marina: Set fire to your bible."

You might totally be down with that, if only you hadn't already burned yours up SOME TIME AGO. Alas, fresh is the memory in your mind of that day when you were SIXTEEN AND BURNING UP A BIBLE. Take that, Jesus! It was kind of a weird time for you.

♡ BE YOUR OWN GOD ♡

15/02/13
"Examine room."

Actually, your name's MARINA.

You're a PRIMADONNA GIRL. Yeah, you've got a BIG EGO. You really don't know why it's such a big deal, though. Your friends say that you're KIND OF DIFFICULT, but it's always SOMEONE ELSE'S FAULT. Everyone seems to be WRAPPED AROUND YOUR FINGER, even though you hardly even have to lift it.

One of your inner wishes is for someone to TEACH YOU HOW TO FEEL. For a number of reasons, you feel generally detached from your emotions, with so much going on in your head. You usually settle for LIVING VICARIOUSLY THROUGH SOMEONE ELSE'S EMOTIONS. You also have a habit of BREAKING HEARTS JUST FOR FUN. You're KIND OF TORN about this because, deep down, all you want is LOVE.

You guess you could say that your life's a mess, but you're still looking pretty in that dress.

What will you do?

15/02/13
"===>"

No, no! You're CATHERINE ZETA.

15/02/13
"Enter name."

Oh. My. God. You look just like SHAKIRA.

15/02/13
"SAVE YOURSELF. STOP THAT."

What are you even talking about?? Anyway, who is this girl?

15/02/13
"Be someone else."

IS NO ONE SAFE?

15/02/13
"===>"

Well, we all know that Tumblr basically SUCKS ALL OF YOUR TIME AWAY. Florence will be occupied for much longer than she'd care to, I'm sure. We, however, can try being someone who isn't having their life being wasted away by a microblogging website.

03/02/13
"Florence: In the meantime, check Tumblr."

Since you're on the computer, you may as well update your BLOG.

03/02/13
"Florence: See if Ke$ha is online."

Damn. Looks like she isn't. Not even active on mobile. Hmm... you hope that doesn't mean anything bad. Maybe her battery just died? That would suck. But you figured she'd be home by now. Or who knows, maybe she is getting it in after all.

Well, there isn't much you can do for her but wait, you suppose.

03/02/13
"===>"



SS: You remember my grandmother that died?
AA: yeah
SS: Well, I saw her last night.
SS: I had a dream about my gold room, + she was there all pink and gold and glittering.
SS: I threw my arms around her legs + came to weeping.

AA: so were you watching this or doing this
SS: Definitely watching. Like on a screen as if somebody had video taped us and I was watching that video.
SS: I heard her voice, as clear as day, + she told me I should concentrate.
SS: (I'm not actually sure if I really "heard" the voice like it was sounding out, but in my head I knew what she was saying + what the message was.)
SS: It was all so strange + so surreal that a ghost should be so practical.

AA: of course youd think the strangest part is that the ghost was practical ♡
SS: Well, usually when I see ghosts, they're much more obtuse!
SS: This was just so straightforward.
SS: It's like, 'You've left your laundry out and it's going to rain'. 'Ok Grandma, thanks!' I thought it would be something, y'know, more cryptic.

AA: that still seems pretty cryptic
AA: I mean, concentrate on what?

SS: On what we're doing! The game!
SS: I know these dreams are a part of it. Or maybe the game is all just a part of this. Either way, I can just feel it.

AA: I see
AA: well now I'm even more excited to play
AA: with all of these helpful ghosts and cool dreams ♡

SS: But you've always hated ghosts? Also, don't you already "live in a dream" or something--how have you described it?
AA: yes well
AA: just let me be excited like you alright

SS: Your feelings seem entirely influenced by everyone else all the time... don't you have any of your own?
AA: there is nothing wrong with living vicariously
AA: ♡ THROUGH OTHERS, WE BECOME OURSELVES ♡

SS: Whatever.
SS: Oh! I've just remembered that I meant to tell you.
SS: I spoke to Ke$ha quite briefly earlier, + she told me that she was at the pub getting something special.

AA: ;)
SS: No, not like that omg! She specifically told me otherwise.
SS: She didn't say what, but I'm pretty sure she may be getting the game early somehow?

AA: ♡ O.M.G. ♡
AA: thats so great!

SS: Yeah, I've been waiting for her to message me whenever she came back in. It's been some time so I think I'll just see to messaging her right now.
SS: Speak soon!

AA: ttyl
AA: ♡



-- scarletSiren ceased pestering archetypeAmalgamation --


30/01/13
"Florence: Answer."



-- archetypeAmalgamation began pestering scarletSiren --

AA: ♡ SALUTATIONS ♡
SS: Hello, Marina.
SS: You alright?

AA: hi
AA: you up to anything?

SS: Not especially. I've just sort of been mulling about all day to be honest.
AA: same
AA: gosh I just cant wait for next week though
AA: omg were finally going to get to play the game!

SS: Right! I'm actually quite anxious for it.
SS: Wait, I thought you didn't actually care about the game?

AA: ♡ CHANGE OF HEART ♡
AA: have you heard anything about what sburb actually is though?

SS: No, no one knows anything at all!
SS: Other than it's going to be something really big, I guess? Oh, + change the world.
SS: It claims quite literally, but who knows what that actually means.
SS: You know, now that I think about it, I don't even know what anybody cares about it.

AA: I'm excited because everyone else is tbh
SS: That's the thing!
SS: Everyone + their uncle is totally psyched to play, even though we have no idea what it is we're going to play.

AA: maybe its some brainwashing advertising technique
SS: I think that we're meant to play this, actually.
SS: That we are temporally bound by fate to all play it together?

AA: I wouldnt doubt it
AA: is this another of your dreams

SS: You know... I hadn't exactly thought of that.
SS: I think they are connected entirely.
SS: In fact, all of these visions might be about the game?
SS: Oh dear...

AA: what
SS: It's just that some of them were... never mind it. I only remember some as the vaguest of memories.
SS: They were always almost as if I wasn't watching the actual event, but seeing it in something. Like looking into a crystal ball, only with no crystal and no ball.

AA: totally
SS: Anyway, they've honestly only ever been relevant when they actually happened.
SS: I had one last night, actually.

AA: do tell me



30/01/13
"===>"

27/01/13
"===>"



AUSTY: ok so basically I gave you a little more color
KE$HA: wut
AUSTY: it's like nothing big
AUSTY: basically just recoloring your outlines
KE$HA: i don't under$tand a fucking thing you're saying!
AUSTY: i just made you look a little nicer!
KE$HA: can i just go back to $leep
AUSTY: yeah sure
AUSTY: well actually
AUSTY: you're not even awake!
AUSTY: this is just a dream
AUSTY: actually not even because dreams are still real and this is not
KE$HA: oh my fucking god.
AUSTY: nothing happened
AUSTY: at all
AUSTY: literally. none of this is real
AUSTY: it's just a dumb and unnecessary explanation for something that
AUSTY: you know what idegaf anymore
AUSTY: tl;dr the sprites are a little different
AUSTY: why I bothered coming into the story to make this point is beyond me
AUSTY: this is just in case anyone should happen look at the sprites from now on and say "what the hell man, these are suddenly colored differently"
KE$HA: i can't believe you're forcing me to $mile for this
AUSTY: but like who am I kidding no one cares that much this is the worst update ever
AUSTY: this is definitely worse than if I had just started using different sprites unannounced
AUSTY: fuck it we're just going back to florence
KE$HA: can you just leave
AUSTY: you are the voice of the people


27/01/13
"Ke$ha: Transform."



AUSTY: TADA
KE$HA: WHAT DID YOU JUST DO TO ME??


27/01/13
"===>"



KE$HA: WHAT
AUSTY: hey
KE$HA: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT
KE$HA: CAN'T YOU SEE I'M LIKE PA$$ED OUT

AUSTY: yeah but
AUSTY: ok hear me out
AUSTY: there's something really important we gotta do
AUSTY: like, why would I be here to wake you up if it wasn't so vital?
KE$HA: who even are you??
AUSTY: nobody cares ok
AUSTY: basically I'm here to change shit because I can
KE$HA: are you $ome sort of gremlin?
AUSTY: ke$ha wtf
AUSTY: no that would be stupid
AUSTY: when have I ever been known to be stupid
KE$HA: alway$?
AUSTY: w/e
AUSTY: but do you wanna know what isn't stupid?
KE$HA: please tell me it's a gallon of water and a bottle of pain killers.
AUSTY: MAGIC
AUSTY: actually no magic is bullshit
AUSTY: but this is pretty close to magic I guess so idk
AUSTY: ok stand back


27/01/13
"===>"



AUSTY: YO KE$HA


27/01/13
"===>"



AUSTY: psst


27/01/13
"Austy: Wake up Ke$ha."



AUSTY: ke$ha


27/01/13
"===>"

Oh, who's this nice fellow? Why, he's a TOTALLY NECESSARY GRATUITOUS SELF INSERT. What would this adventure be without one of those?

Your name is AUSTY. What will you do?

27/01/13
"> ???"

Hey!! You found a little secret arc! COOL! Since it's a secret, it must be SO IMPORTANT, right? WRONG! This little story branch is entirely unnecessary, to be quite honest. It doesn't even really happen, so you could just turn back while you're still ahead and progress with the actual story. Or, you could just read the next couple of panels anyway. But still, know that you were forewarned.

Remember how we just left our homegirl Ke$ha passed out in a bar? Yeah, well it might not hurt to check on her.

27/01/13
"Florence: Exit room."

Might as well--

Oh, it looks as if someone is pestering you. You'd best answer that first.

27/01/13
"Florence: Move on."

But you haven't got all day! You cease ADMIRING BOOKS so that you may resume ADMIRING ART.

There really isn't much to say on these posters, you suppose. This one of a DAZZLING WOMAN WHO OBVIOUSLY LOOKS NOTHING LIKE YOU is another favorite. You could totally see yourself posing for something like that. You're not sure what the name of this piece is, but you refer to it simply as "Lungs". You often think about it in relation to your music, which you know is a bit silly. Underneath that is a diagram of some arbitrary machinery, and in front of it is your stack of BOOKS REGARDING MECHANICS.

27/01/13
"===>"

Well, you have got some time...

27/01/13
"Florence: Examine bookshelf."

Unlike your other shelf, this one is actually put to good use. While you don't keep any arms here, you do keep PLENTY OF BOOKS. As you can see, you also have many more scattered about your room. You absolutely LOVE READING. When not lost in idle thought or admiring artwork, your mind is often occupied by one of your many books. You are especially fond of HISTORY, but you also have a huge passion for both FANTASY AND MYTHOLOGY.

You could spend all day admiring your book collection and thinking about your favorites, but you haven't really got the time.

24/01/13
"Florence: Captchalogue it."

You store the TEA CUP in your SYLLADEX using your ETCH A SKETCH FETCH MODUS.

It used to be that you had to sketch whatever you wanted to store yourself, but since then you have figured out how to automate it and create efficiency in place of its ANNOYING GIMMICK, which are so common it's almost a staple part of any fetch modi. Now you have it set to automatically store anything you care for it to, and all you have to do is simply SHAKE IT OUT to erase the captcha and eject the item.

24/01/13
"Florence: Examine art behind bed."

These are just a few of the various pieces in your art collection. Which, in reality, is largely comprised of pieces you picked up at THRIFT STORES.

Here you have a painting of a RIB CAGE that seems to double as a BIRDCAGE. This is one of your favorite pictures, as it just depicts so many of the things you like. As we've already addressed, you take an interest in anatomy, but you also hold a liking for ORNITHOLOGY. You find that BIRDS tend to be quite beautiful, and their ABILITY TO FLY allows them so much FREEDOM. You'd love to be able to PLAY THE WIND as they do and fly as well! Next to that is an INNOCUOUS RABBIT. And on the bottom is an ARBITRARY PAINTING OF WATER. Water imagery and symbolism absolutely melts your heart. SYMBOLISM in general is one of your absolute favorite topics; you love to discuss it but its CRYPTIC NATURE drives your friends mad and they can't keep up with your ALLUSIONS.

Oh, it also seems like you left your TEA CUP here from your MORNING TEA. May as well take care of that.

24/01/13
"Florence: Examine bed."

Here it is: the bed you REFUSED TO SET AFLAME. Your case has already been stated, and you are obstinately determined to not set fire to your bed. Don't even think about implying that action again. You shall keep your bed intact. Where else would you take any of your NONINFREQUENT NAPS?

One of the main reasons you are so fond of sleeping is that you tend to have RATHER VIVID DREAMS. There seems to be a recurring location in which EVERYTHING IS GOLDEN and sometimes you can even have SEEMINGLY PROPHETIC VISIONS. You had one of those last night, actually.

24/01/13
"Florence: Retrieve arms from shelves."

There isn't a thing on this shelf to speak of! Certainly not any arms. Who leaves arms lying around? Even you, who takes quite an interest in HUMAN ANATOMY, couldn't be so peculiar as to leave body parts around. No, you take interest in the subject in a much more THEORETICAL SENSE. You are especially fond the respiratory system, namely the HEART and LUNGS. But you wouldn't keep those in your bedroom.

20/01/13
"Florence: Set fire to your bed."

A kiss with a fist may be better than none, but a bed aflame is good for none. Not to mention, your room is RATHER CLUTTERED, and setting one thing alight would indubitably spread fire to much of your room.

20/01/13
"Examine room."

Your name is FLORENCE WELCH.

Well, so much for your wish to remain nameless. The elusive thing isn't really your scene, anyway. ART, on the other hand, is very much your scene. For the most part, you are all about APPRECIATING ART, although you do certainly dabble in CREATING YOUR OWN. Even more than visual art, you have a particular interest in MUSIC. To you, it practically possesses HEALING PROPERTIES.

You consider yourself quite the FREE THINKER. As such, you much enjoy thinking about everything, and often find yourself IDLY LOST IN THOUGHT. You are especially avid in thinking about MACHINERY. While you haven't much experience with anything of the sort, you definitely enjoy IMAGINING THEIR WORKINGS AND POSSIBILITIES. Of course, you are at least pretty well read on mechanics, so you should like to think you at least have a basic understanding. You are actually well read in MANY SUBJECTS, as you tend to READ AN AWFUL LOT.

What will you do?

20/01/13
"Enter name."

It appears as though you cannot enter a name for her. She wishes to REMAIN NAMELESS, and live without shame. Because what's in a name, oh? She still remains the same.

20/01/13
"===>"

Now, this is one darling, cognizant lass. What shall her name be?

20/01/13
"Be someone else."

Here we are, someone else who isn't passed out! Wait... you know what, we're just gonna skip ahead in time a bit with this one.

13/01/13
"===>"

Alternatively, you could just forget about drugs entirely and try being someone else who isn't passed out.

13/01/13
"===>"

Tsk, tsk... say no to drugs, kids! But now what? Your player just blacked out, and surely she'll be down and out for quite some time. You're really at a loss of what to do without her.

I mean, you could smoke a little something yourself and hope for the best? But look where that got Ke$ha. Don't be like Ke$ha. Only you can prevent forest fires! Wait, that's not right. Only you can... fuck it, I don't even care. Smoke whatever you like. Smoke an entire forest if you really want to! Smokey Bear might have a gripe, but I sure won't. Actually, I would recommend smoking something a little more domestic. Like marijuana. It's good for you. Look what it did for Ke$ha! Say yes to drugs! Fuck... I mean, say no to them! Unless they're free. Wait no, even then you shouldn't do them.

13/01/13
"Ke$ha: Pass out."

13/01/13
"===>"

13/01/13
"===>"

Good lord, that sure was some dank ass dope! You don't even know how you feel anymore. You think your head hurts? Standing feels weird. Maybe you should sit down. If only you had some food... scratch that, food sounds terrible. This couch, on the other hand, is feeling mighty fine right now! Oh, couch! Give it a good sniff. Now there's a nice couch. Wait, where's Snoop? Is he this couch? Snoop Couch, what are you doing? Goddamn do your eyes feel heavy...

30/12/12
"===>"



KE$HA: $hit


30/12/12
"===>"

Like, really weird.

30/12/12
"===>"

You don't smoke very often. When you do, you get really weird.

30/12/12
"===>"



SNOOP: [image]


30/12/12
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SNOOP: aight girl
SNOOP: newspapers ignizzle



27/12/12
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Why not?

27/12/12
"Ke$ha: Think about it."

27/12/12
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27/12/12
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KE$HA: $o what even really is this game?
KE$HA: there's been hella hype, but i don't think anyone ha$ any real idea what it i$.
KE$HA: i'm just a$$uming you'd know.

SNOOP: nope
SNOOP: all i know is that its more than a simple video game
SNOOP: you and yo gang are really in for it

KE$HA: ??
KE$HA: $hould I be worried?

SNOOP: hell naw
SNOOP: because even if you choose not to
SNOOP: its still gonna happen
SNOOP: so you actually have to

KE$HA: …
SNOOP: sorry if im not makin sense lil mama im high as shit right now
KE$HA: i can $ee that.
SNOOP: say do you want a little weed before i bounce
SNOOP: always willin to share



26/12/12
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SNOOP: yo ke$hizzle
SNOOP: what up g

KE$HA: you got it??
SNOOP: yeah only the dopest shit
SNOOP: see i met this hustla just the otha day and he knew what was up

KE$HA: ...
KE$HA: snoop are you talking about weed right now?

SNOOP: well thats why im hizzle aint it
KE$HA: oh my god.
KE$HA: you promi$ed you'd get $burb for me!
KE$HA: i was gonna get to play it early!!

SNOOP: oh yeah
SNOOP: dont worry lil g i got you. i didnt forget completely
SNOOP: its on a flash drive so that you can deal it to your homies easier

KE$HA: $weet!
SNOOP: now one quick sec this is how its gotta go down
SNOOP: you give it to your crew
SNOOP: and only them
SNOOP: cant go give it out to every n out there this leak aint about that

KE$HA: trust me, i wa$n't planning on it.
SNOOP: tight


26/12/12
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KE$HA: $noop!!


16/12/12
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SS: At any rate, what are you doing at the bar then if not to party, Miss Go Big Or Stay Home?
DD: i'm meeting someone here to pick something up. they've promi$med me something good.
SS: What's that now?
DD: i can't tell you that. yet, at least
DD: but i can say, if he comes through, it'll really help us out!!

SS: So much anticipation. You sure you can't divulge, even to me?
DD: i'm sworn to $ecrecy. plus i'm not even sure how everything is gonna work out, $o i'll just let you know when it does
SS: Fair enough. Nothing like a good mystery!
DD: nerd
DD: $hit, hate to cut this short but i gtg.
DD: he'$ here!!


-- debonairDionysus [DD] ceased pestering scarletSiren [SS] --


21/12/14
"Ke$ha: Answer."



-- scarletSiren [SS] began pestering debonairDionysus [DD] --

SS: I thought you were staying in tonight to finally finish that strategy you've been boasting?
SS: Ke$ha, please tell me you aren't out at a bar or something right now.

DD: um
DD: what if i was?

SS: I knew it.
DD: how??
SS: Well, it was really only a guess. I can see that you're on mobile, and where ELSE would you be at this hour?
DD: shit, $herlock!!
SS: Lol. I'm not actually mad at you, I just wish you'd be a bit more timely on this.
SS: Anyway, what's going on at the pub, anything fun? Homme chanceux de la nuit?

DD: nah i'm not mackin on anyone
DD: beside$, i'm not even here to party tonight.
DD: it's all for busine$$!

SS: You mean to say that THE Ke$ha is “not even here to party”?
SS: (Also, thank god. I thought maybe you'd forgotten that we were to discuss important matters today + had blown me off for the bar.)

DD: $hut up!!
DD: you know i don't actually go out that much lmao

SS: You're right, I shouldn't tease. I know damn well you wouldn't blow me off, not on purpose.


15/12/12
"Ke$ha: Order a drink."

You order yourself a BUDWEISER. Surprisingly enough, you are actually not out at the bar to get WASTED OFF YOUR ASS tonight. Unless someone else is buying.

Actually, you're here on some $ERIOUS BUSINE$$.

In the meantime, it looks like someone is pestering you.

15/12/12
"Enter name."

Your name is KE$HA.

You like to think of yourself as a STARVING ARTIST, but most people seem to see you as nothing more than a SLEAZY TIPPLER. Not that you could really object to that image. Naturally, you spend most of your time PARTYING AND SCREWING AROUND. Booze is a TOP PRIORITY around you. Besides liquor, MUSIC is foremost in your mind. When you aren't PASSED OUT IN SOMEONE'S CLOSET or STRUNG OUT ON THE SOFA, you are actually QUITE THE SINGER.

Every single night you fight, to get a lil' high on life, to get a lil' something right, something real.

What will you do?

14/12/12
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14/12/12
"Ke$hastuck"