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27/05/17
"ZED RELISH: DEAL THE CRITICAL BLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11"

27/05/17
"ZED RELISH: LUNGE AT PRIDE DRAMATICALLY. YOU ARE THE STAR. FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS. BELIEVE IN YOURSELF. COME ON AND SLAM. "

27/05/17
"relish: assert your dominant role as the alpha male in glourious combat"

desperate to join in on all the fun, you sprint up to pride as fast as you can, eager to dish out a critical strike.

27/05/17
"relush: equuip popsicle stick as your streif speeceebuss."

You have now equipped your new STRIF SPEECEEBUSS, POPSICLESTICK-KIND OF I GUESS, MAYBE. truly a new era for zed relish. what will you do with your newfound weapon?

27/05/17
"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Then, suddenly, as if the Lord God Almighty Himself heard relish's plea, a gift from the heavens descends from the sky...

A POPSICLE STICK!!!

27/05/17
"zed relish: lament"

alas, mr. RELISH can't fight pride, since he never equopped is STRIF SPEECEEBUS like a fucking stupid oaf.

:(

27/05/17
"boy gee golly, everyone sure is having a gay old time fighting pride, huh?"

isn't that right, ZED RELISH or whatever your fukign name is?

27/05/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

splat. also,,,, honk.

27/05/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

B 0 0 M x d d d d d d d hjbn

27/05/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

BOINK!!!!!!!













check out page 222

27/05/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

27/05/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

27/05/17
"be swosh and classick and scales and gam: and sturat fightingm pride. this epic boss battle isn't going to do itself xd"

27/05/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


Toxic: it's ok man just a flesh wound
Toxic: :smug:

21/05/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

FR*CK

21/05/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

21/05/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

21/05/17
"lepis: throw knief"

ok i'll.

21/05/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

As Gann resumes abusing Toxic, you steadily and carefully aim the knife so you can throw it at gann for MASSIVE HECKING DAMAGE .

21/05/17
"be lepis i guess:"

just now realizing that a squirt gun isn't adequate for combat, you decide to pull out something more heavy hitting.

(A FUCKING KNIFE)

13/05/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

Lepis NIMBLY NAVIGATES gann's onslaught.

13/05/17
"gann: go forward, move ahead."

Toxic endures a savage beating from gann's whip.

13/05/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

Gann has had enough of this ridiculous shit. He readies to retaliate with his CAT O' NINE TAILS.

13/05/17
"5 Cubos: attack gann "

13/05/17
"toxic: don't stop figghing"

But Toxic isn't done yet! He summons THE FIVE CUBOS to further stirf gann!!

13/05/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

Gann sustains moderate damage from the attack.

13/05/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

13/05/17
"Toxic & Lepis: fite gann!"

26/04/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


JOEY: where the fuck am i

26/04/17
"menhwile,,,"

25/04/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

25/04/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

25/04/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

then,. sudennly, from behind, is pride's trusty steed, GANN, lunging in the air to make a sinister attack!!!!!!!

25/04/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

the attack deals minimal damage to pride.

25/04/17
"classic and also scales: attack too i guess"

25/04/17
"swoosh: a tack! 4 joe he!"

you fire a barrage of LENNY ROCKETS towards pride.

25/04/17
"bposs fiht: actually begin this time"

pride looms over everyone menacingly and stuffs. the fight is on this time, for reals.

24/04/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


PRIDE: finally! i've been waiting to kill that piece of shit joey for a long time!
PRIDE: so, anyone else want a piece of me?

24/04/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

DED LMFAO

24/04/17
"a tack!!!!!"

24/04/17
"Joey: attack you heccking dink!"

In a blatant disregarding of the conventions of the fight, you lunge at Pride with your SOCK FULL OF LEAD. (Unlocked in Neonbound Part 813: Attack of JoeysWorldTour)

23/04/17
"smoke: clear"

BOSS FIGHT

23/04/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

23/04/17
"purple beam: strike (KABLAM)"

23/04/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)!"

Suddenly, in the distance, you see a giant purple beam striking directly towards the ground. You know the time has finally come for the Endgame Battle(TM)

22/04/17
"The End of Neonbound Part 2940: One More Panel"

Finally. Here you are. Your entire adventure has been leading up to this. Every RETARDED ESCAPADE, every MIND-NUMBINGLY TEDIOUS RANDOM ENCOUNTER, all of it was preparing you for this one solitary moment. Along your journey so far, you've encountered a slew of FAMILIAR FACES as you trek through the abundance of WORN-OUT PLACES in the endless white void. Additions to your merry band include ♢Làpïs♢ (Introduced in Neonbound Part(s) 39a-47), Scales (Introduced in Neonbound Part 573: Revenge of the Annie), |GP| ★Cレαššïς™★, (Introduced in Neonbound Part 690: Joey Does Dallas 2: Joey Does Manhattan), and Zeliic Redger (Introduced in Neonbound Part 1897: Homosexual Trapezoids), along with your existing gang of Swoosh (Changed name in Neonbound Part 1722: Shadows of Edge), Gamzee Macaroni (Attained God Tier in Neonbound Part 852: Idle Conquest), and Toxic (Changed name to ♢Tòxïç♢ in Neonbound Part 294: The First Discord Crusade, changed name to Toxic in The End of Neonbound Part 2939: Memes are fucking retarded lmao).

You all stand here now, waiting for the final confrontation with the sinister douchebag mastermind extraordinaire, PRIDE, who along with their slave boy, GANN, have been tormenting, taunting, terrifying, and TBEING A MASSIVE CUNT throughout the vast majority of this seemingly endless adventure.

But soon, it will all be over, Pride will be gone and you can finally do whatever it is you wanted to do in the first place.

This is it. The final showdown. The epic climax ( ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ). From here on out, it's all or nothing. The wind, is there was wind in the white void, would probably be howling, and a BADASS LIGHTNING STORM would probably be going off as some TOTALLY SICK boss battle music plays, but since all royalty-free music is GARBAGE, you'll just have to make one up yourself.

Whatever. All that matters is that it's the totally epic FINAL SHOWDOWN BOSS FIGHT. Everything else is irrelevant.

22/04/17
"Joey: Skip to the end"

20/04/17
"Joey: Answer message"


: Mr. Joey...
marlboroMann: who the fuck are you and why are you messaging me?
marlboroMann: i seriously don't need this shit right now
: you know who i am you stupid bitch
: you can't hide from me forever.
: i killed frisky frisk
: and i will kill you too.
: i will kill all of your friends
: i will kill everyone
: :)

marlboroMann: oh shit
marlboroMann: we got a fucking edgelord over here.

: don't be so smug
: i will find you

marlboroMann: yeah sure
marlboroMann: fucking fag


---marlboroMann has blocked ---

20/04/17
"Neonbound Part 1572: Crisis on Infinite Idle Servers"

It seems you have a new message on Steam...

20/04/17
"Neonbound Part 1093: Scorched Ashes"


JOEY: Listen you fucker. listen. i smoke 5 packs of cigarettes daily. im smoking a cigarette right now. in fact, two cigarettes. i intend to die of lung cancer in approximately 5 months from now

20/04/17
"Neonbound Part 420: joey smonks the weed"


☢Toxic☢: sup fag
Swoosh.( º ͜ʖ º): sup
☢Toxic☢: xd
Swoosh.( º ͜ʖ º): xd you suk
☢Toxic☢: lol XDD your micspams suk
Swoosh.( º ͜ʖ º): xd
☢Toxic☢: XDD kys feg
Swoosh.( º ͜ʖ º): lol your mom XDD
☢Toxic☢: xd
Swoosh.( º ͜ʖ º): xd

20/04/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


Mostly Ham-Less: >no teeth on the pullover
Mostly Ham-Less: >no ghost unusual effect
Mostly Ham-Less: what the fuck is this shit?

☢Toxic☢: xdddddd
☢Toxic☢: fug
☢Toxic☢: you put more detail
☢Toxic☢: it's just a general idea anyways.

Mostly Ham-Less: k

20/04/17
"Neonbound Intermission 36"


☢Toxic☢: basically how to draw me in your shitty style xddddddddd
--☢Toxic☢ has attached Screenshot_87.png--
☢Toxic☢: just copy that
☢Toxic☢: xdddddd

20/04/17
"Boring stuff: hapen"

What follows next is a whole heaping bunch of utterly unentertaining mundane garbage shit trash that honestly no one really gives that much of a fuck about.

Let us portion a small sampling of this dogshit, shall we?

18/04/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

18/04/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

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18/04/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

18/04/17
"joey toixc and gam: leave"


JOEY: oh shit i left my "keys" in toxic's bedroom i better go get them.
☢Toxic☢: we won't wait for you
☢Toxic☢: fag
☢Toxic☢: :smug:
GAMZEE MACARONI: ( ͡- ͜ ͡-)=b

13/04/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


JOEY: toxic! you're alive!
☢Toxic☢: hell yeah
☢Toxic☢: :smug:
JOEY: we thought you had died to deth!
☢Toxic☢: yeah some fucking bundle of sticks in a mask that may or may not be pride attacked me out of nowhere.
JOEY: well it sure it nice that you are, in fact, not dead.
☢Toxic☢: hell yeah
☢Toxic☢: it's also a good thing my crippling chat gag doesn't apply to the real world, otherwise it'd be a huge pain in the ass if you were somehow making a retarded fan fiction based on all of our real world antics.
JOEY: what kind of stupid-ass dumb fucking idiot would do that lmao.
☢Toxic☢: :smug:
JOEY: well what should the next chapter be in this adventure of ours that we're doing?
☢Toxic☢: we gotta go get swoosh and take revengeance on that nigger in the mask.
GAMZEE MACARONI: tee hee.

13/04/17
"toxic: stop bean dead XD"

13/04/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

13/04/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

13/04/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

13/04/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

13/04/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

13/04/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

13/04/17
"TOXIC VERSIS VENDAN MACHIN"

13/04/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

13/04/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

13/04/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

13/04/17
"toxic: approach neonheights crack fund vending masheen"

13/04/17
"menwihle"

13/04/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


JOEY: ...
JOEY: is he dead?
GAMZEE MACARONI: poke him, use a stick.

13/04/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


JOEY: oh h*ck!

13/04/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


JOEY: hello? toxic? we saw the door was open, so we decided to let ourselves in.
GAMZEE MACARONI: ( ͡- ͜ ͡-)=b
JOEY: toxic?
GAMZEE MACARONI: Oh hey look he's right over there

13/04/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


☢Toxic☢: uh oh

13/04/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

13/04/17
"Toxic: answer the door"

13/04/17
"Toxic: Fist Joey"

While you would love to shove your arm shoulder-deep inside Joey's tight butthole, you're currently distracted by a sudden and unexpected knock on the door!

13/04/17
"weird green man: intro deuce self"

You are TOXIC, and as your name implies, you are one of the most cancerous motherfuckers to ever exist ever. The big wigs down at NEONHEIGHTS caught on to this, and swiftly gave you a PERMANENT GAG, which you are currently APPEALING. You like to send your friends INTERNET VIDEO LINKS but they ALL SUCK. You're also notorious for RUINING the price of a VERY RARE AND COVETED HAT through your SHEER INCOMPETENCE.

There's probably a lot more things you should mention, like your SPAMBOT, SMUGNESS, your SECRET FOOD-REVIEWING ALTER EGO SNACKXIC, and your FANFICTION WRITING CAREER which brings you THE DEEPEST OF SHAME, but you're not going to talk about that because I'm lazy.

Your Steam Name is ☢Toxic☢ and stop reading this faggot ( ° ͜ʖ °)

What will you do?

13/04/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

well now that we've woken him up, we might as well find out who he is.

13/04/17
"wake his ass up B"

13/04/17
"part 3: beg in"

A goofy fucker naps by his shitty ass white void. It is quite likely that he tired himself out with a variety of goofy and retarded antics, as goofy fuckers are often known to do. He may have a goofy fucking name too. Or maybe not. It is hard to say for sure without asking him.

And since he's slumbering so peacefully, it would be a shame not to wake him up by means of a hilarious ethan bradberry-esque prank...

13/04/17
"NEONBOUND PART 3: TOXYGEN: BEGIN"

13/04/17
"END OF PART 2"

..?

13/04/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


PRIDE: Yes! let's stop by and say hello to our good old dear friend Toxic!

13/04/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


PRIDE: So...
GANN: hi.
PRIDE: Now that you're here, I can begin my plan to kill all the stupid fuckers in this story, including that major cuntbag swoosh!
GANN: Yeah, and i can get revenge on that smug prick toxic for fuckan bullying me
PRIDE: Truly it is the perfect crime!
GANN: in fact, i see toxic's house just ahead! Why don't we give him a little surprise visit?

13/04/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


PRIDE: ...
GANN: ...
PRIDE: well... you've changed...
PRIDE: a lot...

13/04/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

13/04/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

hte big reveel

13/04/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

27/03/17
"Meanwhile,,, a few pages ahgo,,,"


mysterious bandit: wait hold up i gotta take this call
Swoosh.( ° ͜ʖ °): what the fuck

27/03/17
"pride: get some help"

you decide to enlist some help through your really old and bad telephone

27/03/17
"Pride: do something evil and villainous "

You contemplate your current EVIL SCHEMES of killing that asshole who fucking cut you in line at the grocery store and also probably DESTROYING THE WORLD or something. Despite your skill with your trusty BAN HAMMER, you're probably going to need some extra help for a scheme of such magnitude.

27/03/17
"quick, switch to someone else so we don't have to suffer through more of joey's horseshit"

ok. now you're pride. whaddaya wanna do?

21/03/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


JOEY: well here we are
JOEY: at toxic's house
GAMZEE MACARONI: ( ͡- ͜ ͡-)=b
JOEY: and we didn't run into any spooky ghosts on the way there

GAMZEE MACARONI: ( ͡- ͜ ͡-)=b
JOEY: and we're gonna go in the house
GAMZEE MACARONI: ( ͡- ͜ ͡-)=b
JOEY: and something's gonna happen...
GAMZEE MACARONI: ( ͡- ͜ ͡-)=bbbbbbbb

21/03/17
"joey and macaroni: go"

21/02/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


GAMZEE MACARONI: this is pretty fucking gay
GAMZEE MACARONI: ( ͡- ͜ ͡-)=p
JOEY: well what else should we do?
GAMZEE MACARONI: something less gay
JOEY: I know! let's go on an adventure and find some of our friends!

GAMZEE MACARONI: ( ͡- ͜ ͡-)=b

21/02/17
"joey and gam: read the poetry"


~~~~~~~
JOEY: This is so fucking stupid.
GAMZEE MACARONI: …
JOEY: I mean, what the fuck are we even doing? Do you ever just sit here and think… Well, no, I don’t even know why I’m asking you if you think about anything, but it’s just so fucking… I don’t know. What the fuck is the point?
GAMZEE MACARONI: Ain’t no sense all up in jumbling your pan with shit a motherfucker can’t explain. Gotta’ let them motherfuckin’ wicked thoughts mellow. Can’t be lettin’ em all bubble up and burstin’ from you like a bottle of Faygo a motherfucker’s done all up and shook up.
JOEY: What the fuck are you even talking about, Gamzee? I keep telling you that no one gives a shit about that fucking poison you shove down your protein shoot. You are literally the only shitsponge who drinks it.
GAMZEE MACARONI: Yeah, best friend. I hear that.
GAMZEE MACARONI: Not everyone can all up and get their motherfuckin’ chill on with it. Gotta be one of ‘dem miracles where a motherfucker just all up and gets down with the way it feels on your tongue.

JOEY: *sighs* It’s called an acquired taste, you idiot.
GAMZEE MACARONI: Yeah, that’s what it is, brother. Gotta’ motherfuckin’ acquire the miracle of Faygo before you taste it.
~~~~~~~

16/02/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


JOEY: It's a poetry, and we are going to read the fuck out of it

16/02/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

16/02/17
"Joey: reveal the thing"


GAMZEE MACARONI: well what the fuck is it/??

16/02/17
"==>"


JOEY: ew. no. that shit is gross.
JOEY: I have something else we can do instead.

16/02/17
"jo:ey: BE joey qnd enter gamze macaroni's house ghive thing"


JOEY: holy shit what the ufck happened in here
GAMZEE MACARONI: not much i'm just drinking some a soda want some? ( ͡- ͜ ͡-)=b

16/02/17
"swosh: go hoem"


Swoosh.( ° ͜ʖ °): wait a minute i fucking hate paladins and i fucking hate sun chips ( ͡-͜ʖ͡-)

31/01/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

31/01/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

31/01/17
"swoosh: go to supermake"

31/01/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


Swoosh.( ° ͜ʖ °): oh no! it seems i have run out of my favorite gaming snack. i need to go buy some more ( ͡-͜ʖ͡-)

31/01/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


Swoosh.( ° ͜ʖ °): all that running around sure made me tired. what better way to unwind than with a nice game of paladins? ( ͡-͜ʖ͡-)

31/01/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


Swoosh.( ° ͜ʖ °): golly gee that sure was weird!
Swoosh.( ° ͜ʖ °): i ought to tell toxic about it sometime.
Swoosh.( ° ͜ʖ °): now i will return to my lovely home ( ͡-͜ʖ͡-)

22/01/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


Swoosh.( ° ͜ʖ °): well shit ( ͡-͜ʖ͡-)

22/01/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

22/01/17
"mysterious bandit: answer phone"


mysterious bandit: ...
mysterious bandit: uh huh
mysterious bandit: ...
mysterious bandit: i see...
mysterious bandit: sorry dude i gotta go do some important business
Swoosh.( ° ͜ʖ °): can i at least have my picture back? ( ͡-͜ʖ͡-)
mysterious bandit: um

22/01/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


mysterious bandit: wait hold up i gotta take this call
Swoosh.( ° ͜ʖ °): what the fuck

22/01/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


Swoosh.( ° ͜ʖ °): end of the line freak ( ͡-͜ʖ͡-)

22/01/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

02/01/17
"Swoosh: Persue thief"

you chase the unscrupulous entity at SUPER SANIC SPEEDS

02/01/17
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

Just as you start to think of something, a mysterious figure absconds with your priceless treasure!

02/01/17
"Joey: alright then, be swoosh"

You are now swoosh. You have decided to stop ogling the picture of GANN and do something else.

02/01/17
"Joey: move along"

24/12/16
"Joey: fight snowy man"

You don't have time for this bullshit. You carefully sneak past the EVIL SNOWMAN.

You also decide to chuck a LIGHT-UP SNEEKER at it for good measure.

23/12/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "

You've got to be fucking kidding me...

23/12/16
"Joey: inspect peculiar snowflake"

It's just floating here right in front of your face. Looks relatively harmless.

23/12/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

23/12/16
"Joey: keep walking"

23/12/16
"Hiatus: end"

k.

07/12/16
"Mostly ham-less: make more Neonbound you stupid lazy fuck"

Sorry but the iPad I use to make al the panels has cracked beyond all reasonable measure. It's a MiRaCle I can even type this out. iPad will be undergoing repairs for the foreseeable future and that kinda prevents me from making more Neonbound. Sorry for the inconvenience and typos and stuff. Shit happens ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

07/12/16
"Joey: Celebrate victory"

JOEY wins the battle!!!

JOEY leveled up in the ECO LADDER or GAINED A NEW LEVEL or something

JOEY got some EXP or BOO BUCKS or SPONDULICKS or whatever

JOEY has matured a new SHOEKIND TECHNIQUE: LIGHT-UP SNEEKER!!!

YIPPIE!!!!!!!!!

01/12/16
"Ghost: totally friccin die and stuff"

The ghost disappears, vanquished. The backround returns to its original color.

01/12/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

01/12/16
"Joey: lunge @ the ghost"

01/12/16
"Joey: fight the friccin gotst"

You engage in a HYPER SQUATT to prepare for your attack.

30/11/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

OH SHIT! ! !

30/11/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

The ghost, in a blatant disregarding of the conventions of the fight, interrupts your attack with his own SPOOKY COUNTERATTACK

30/11/16
"Joey: STRIF AGAINST GOST U FRICCIN MORON!!!"

You prepare to launch of a pair of DEADLY ASSAULT CROCS at the ghost.

30/11/16
"Joey: STRIF"

You equip your STRIF SBESEEBUSS, SHOEKIND.

30/11/16
"Joey: fite hte ghost"

You engage in battle with the spooky ghost. The backround changes accordingly to accompany this epic battle.

28/11/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


marlboroMann: WHOA HOTLY FUK CFGH
marlboroMann: shit i just got spooked by a ghost
marlboroMann: brb gotta handle this
terminallyCancerous: ( ͡- ͜ ͡-)=b

24/11/16
"Joey: Message Gamzee"


marlboroMann: hey gamzee
marlboroMann: the door didn't do shit
marlboroMann: gonna see if i can visit you
marlboroMann: itll be totally fun and hilarious xddd
terminallyCancerous: ( ͡- ͜ ͡-)=b

24/11/16
"Joey: Relay dilemma to your acquaintance"


marlboroMann: toxic
marlboroMann: i am going to tell you something
marlboroMann: and you are going to laugh at me so hard
☢Toxic☢: tell me fgt
marlboroMann: i think i just broke my computer
☢Toxic☢: nice going doofus ( ° ͜ʖ °)
marlboroMann: ill just have to use my shitty phone for talking now i guess.
marlboroMann: first the door and now this shit
marlboroMann: cant get a break
☢Toxic☢: faggot
☢Toxic☢: ( ° ͜ʖ °)
marlboroMann: idk why im even telling you this lol
☢Toxic☢: xd
marlboroMann: i guess that now that im in a different part of the void ill try to find some of my friends
marlboroMann: that oughta be fun lol
☢Toxic☢: ( ° ͜ʖ °)

24/11/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

24/11/16
"Joey: Initiate backup plan"

24/11/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "

shit

24/11/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

24/11/16
"Joey: Vent your frustrations."

23/11/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


marlboroMann: well this is a load of bullshit
☢Toxic☢: ( ° ͜ʖ °)
marlboroMann: i cant fuking believe this
marlboroMann: i was fucking around in my room for what feels like 2 months and this is what I fucking get??!!!??
☢Toxic☢: lol
☢Toxic☢: faggot
marlboroMann: this stupid fucking door doesn't lead to fucking jack shit.
marlboroMann: just more white void.
marlboroMann: i burned my fucking spycrab plushie for this shit
☢Toxic☢: sucks to be you xd ( ° ͜ʖ °)
marlboroMann: you cant see it right now but im pissed
marlboroMann: im gonna go vent my frustrations
☢Toxic☢: good luck ( ° ͜ʖ °)

23/11/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

23/11/16
"Joey: Exit Door"

22/11/16
"Neonbound Intermission 1: End. Neonbound Part 2: Begin"


---☢Toxic☢ is now Online---
☢Toxic☢: Neonbound Part 2: The Good, The Banned, and The Gagged.
☢Toxic☢: (° ͜ʖ°)

10/11/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


---☢Toxic☢ is now Offline---
Mostly Ham-Less: wait,,, doesn't this count as FANFICTION?
Mostly Ham-Less: forget what I said about characterization.
Mostly Ham-Less: ill just wing it lol

10/11/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


Mostly Ham-Less: that will now be every conversation you have with swoosh
Mostly Ham-Less: every. single. one.
☢Toxic☢: cool
☢Toxic☢: i gotta farm more points bai xdddd

10/11/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


☢Toxic☢: just do that (° ͜ʖ°)

10/11/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "


☢Toxic☢: me: sup fag
☢Toxic☢: swoosh: sup
☢Toxic☢: me: xd
☢Toxic☢: swoosh: xd you suk
☢Toxic☢: me: lol XDD your micspams suk
☢Toxic☢: swoosh: xd
☢Toxic☢: me: XDD kys feg
☢Toxic☢: swoosh: lol your mom XDD
☢Toxic☢: me: xd
☢Toxic☢: swoosh: xd

10/11/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


Mostly Ham-Less: like
Mostly Ham-Less : how would I right a conversation between you and swoosh?
Mostly Ham-Less: i gotta characterize you right.
Mostly Ham-Less: i don't want this toxic to just be just like me except named toxic.
Mostly Ham-Less: describe a typical conversation between you and swoosh

10/11/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


Mostly Ham-Less: another thing
Mostly Ham-Less: I don't know how to 'write' other people.

08/11/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


Mostly Ham-Less: i stole it from some cringe blog

08/11/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


Mostly Ham-Less: i already have a design for a villain

08/11/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


Mostly Ham-Less: nah

06/11/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


Mostly Ham-Less: like garfield?
☢Toxic☢: ye
☢Toxic☢: ( ° ͜ʖ °)

06/11/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


☢Toxic☢: and he could look like this
☢Toxic☢:https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bc/Garfield_the_Cat.svg

06/11/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


Mostly Ham-Less: i like it

06/11/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


☢Toxic☢: old mod on neon

06/11/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


Mostly Ham-Less: who's pride?

06/11/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


☢Toxic☢: pride came back

06/11/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


☢Toxic☢: like

06/11/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


☢Toxic☢: what if

05/11/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


Mostly Ham-Less: Idk what to do for the story
Mostly Ham-Less: I need a villain

05/11/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


Mostly Ham-Less: but

05/11/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


Mostly Ham-Less: it's Stylized™

05/11/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


Mostly Ham-Less: it's supposed to look like shit

05/11/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


☢Toxic☢: this looks pretty shit lol ( ° ͜ʖ °)

05/11/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

03/11/16
"Neonbound Intermission 1: Begin"


Mostly Ham-Less: I did it
Mostly Ham-Less: I made a comic about Joey.
☢Toxic☢: lemme see it ( ° ͜ʖ °)

03/11/16
"GO BACK."

03/11/16
"PAUSE."

31/10/16
"Joey: Enter door"

31/10/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

31/10/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

31/10/16
"Joey: Open the damn door already!"

31/10/16
"Joey: Attempt very common and not at all dangerous X1 DOOR OPENING"

You decide to give yourself a RUNNING START before trying to attempt a feat so magnificent.

31/10/16
"Joey: Have potentially last conversation"


marlboroMann: sup toddik
☢Toxic☢: sup feg ( ° ͜ʖ °)
marlboroMann: there's a door in my room and I think it's an exit from the void
marlboroMann: I'm gonna go through it.
marlboroMann: If you never hear from me again, youll know why
☢Toxic☢: have fun feg ( ° ͜ʖ °)
marlboroMann: xd
☢Toxic☢: xddd

31/10/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

29/10/16
"Gamzee: Answer Joey"


marlboroMann: Ayyy what's up?
terminallyCancerous: not much
terminallyCancerous: I am literally climbing over a mountain of shit in my hive.
terminallyCancerous: gonna drink some faygo if it fucking kills me ( ͡O ͜ʖ ͡O)
marlboroMann: cool
marlboroMann: there's this door in my place that I think can take me out if the void
marlboroMann: i'm gonna go through it and see what happens
terminallyCancerous: ( ͡- ͜ ͡-)=b
terminallyCancerous: shit I think I hear a honk-valanche
marlboroMann: welp good luck ( ͡- ͜ ͡-)=b
terminallyCancerous: thanks ( ͡- ͜ ͡-)=b
terminallyCancerous: hOnK hOnK :o)

29/10/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

It seems you have a message from JOEY on your STEAM BLUETOOTH DEVICE THAT MAY OR MAY NOT ACTUALLY EXIST.

29/10/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

You are now Gamzee.

29/10/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

29/10/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

29/10/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

29/10/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

29/10/16
"Joey: Open Door"

29/10/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "

WELP LOOKS LIKE I'LL JUST HAVE TO ROLL WITH IT I GUESS ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

29/10/16
"Mostly Ham-Less: Apply safe cracker to central control"

FUCK ! ! !

29/10/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

You line up the SAFE CRACKER with the shittily drawn CENTRAL CONTROL in order to yank the switch to OFF, finally killing Scribble Mode™.

29/10/16
"Mostly Ham-Less: View Central Control Room"

Well, here you are, in the CENTRAL CONTROL ROOM. You inspect the CENTRAL CONTROL, the only thing allowing Scribble Mode™ to ruin your already horrible story. There doesn't seem to be any security in this room, so you feel like this will be a piece of cake!

29/10/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

29/10/16
"Mostly Ham-Less: Enter safe"

You waddle your way towards the safe. You decide to take the SAFE CRACKER with you, since it will be vital for your mission.

29/10/16
"no one gives a shit about hamless get back to the story asshole"

You arrive at the SAFE where Scribble Mode™ was held.

29/10/16
"Swoosh: Be Joey and open the door"

HOLD ON!!!


I can't let such a TOTALLY CRUCIAL PLOT MOMENT happen in goddamn Scribble Mode™! It's against my principles! In order for Joey to go through that door, I have to turn of Scribble Mode™ once and for all.

29/10/16
"Swoosh: Inspect photograph"

This is a rather EMBARRASSING PHOTO of one of TOXIC'S old friends, GANN. From what you know, They used to be pretty good friends until Gann tried to take their friendship, ahem*, "TO THE NEXT LEVEL", and Toxic was having NONE OF THAT SHIT so he told Gann's to FUCK OFF, and then Gann got REALLY SALTY and BLOCKED him. You think you recall Toxic mentioning that he and Gann talked again a few weeks ago and he was still really pissed. Either way, you still have his picture.

29/10/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

Well here you are, back in your place of residence in the white void.

What will you do now?

29/10/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "

Well, I might as crank out as much shit as I can before I have to transfer all my panels ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

29/10/16
"Mostly Ham-Less: Keep reading"

[image]
Well this can't be good...

29/10/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

Oh no..

29/10/16
"Mostly Ham-Less: Update Neonbound for real this time."

After some technical difficulties, you are ready to upload your new panels.

28/10/16
"==>"

Oh wait never mind it was a false alarm. The sites up and running for now. Enjoy your regularly secuedulded Neonbound

28/10/16
"==>"

It seems that postimage is somehow magically restoring some panels. I guess that's important p, right?

28/10/16
"Mostly Ham-Less: Declare indefinite hiatus"

Sorry about this. With any luck I can salvage the images and host them somewhere else, and then the two people that favorited this adventure can still see it. If I can't do that, then I guess this is the end of Neonbound, ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

28/10/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "

Except now that website has gone offline.....

28/10/16
"Mostly Ham-Less: Update Neonbound"

You decide to start working on your stupid comic again. After slapping together some shitty doodles and sprites, you are prepared to upload them to your preferred image hosting site

27/10/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "

05/10/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

05/10/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

03/10/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "


COSMIC FROG: fug.

03/10/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "


COSMIC FROG: ...swoosh?

03/10/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "


COSMIC FROG: this is gonza b gr8!!
COSMIC FROG: were gogna walk through that door all badass and kewl and dry ice is gonna pour out the other side!!!
COSMIC FROG: and were gonna go on so many wacky and zany adventures that they'll havbe to gib us a spin-off!
COSMIC FROG: it's gonna b litty titty, roight swoosh?
COSMIC FROG: ...

03/10/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


COSMIC FROG: oh shet it fukin werked!!!

03/10/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

01/10/16
"Cosmic Frog: Push Button"

01/10/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


COSMIC FROG: ja dood!!

01/10/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


Swoosh.( º ͜ʖ º): shit
Swoosh.( º ͜ʖ º): it didnt work ( ͡-͜ʖ͡-)
Swoosh.( º ͜ʖ º): press the other button

01/10/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

01/10/16
"Swoosh: Push buton"

05/09/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


Swoosh.( º ͜ʖ º): well what the heck was that? ( ͡-͜ʖ͡-)
COSMIC FROG: i magically teleported you to the end of the quest!
Swoosh.( º ͜ʖ º): what's the big deal about that?
COSMIC FROG: are you kidding me? do you hav any idea how many puzzles you skipped over becuase of me?
Swoosh.( º ͜ʖ º): well, do you mind explaining the final puzzle to me, smartass? ( ͡-͜ʖ͡-)
COSMIC FROG: ok b0ss. so, one of these buttons will send you home, and the other one does fukin nothing.
COSMIC FROG: oh, and you can only press one button.
Swoosh.( º ͜ʖ º): i can only press one button...
Swoosh.( º ͜ʖ º): but YOU can press the other!
COSMIC FROG: b0ss your a genuis!
Swoosh.( º ͜ʖ º): ( ͡-͜ʖ͡-)
COSMIC FROG: let's try this 0ut.

04/09/16
"Swoosh: Consult ally"


Swoosh.( º ͜ʖ º): Ok, Slippy Toad, I didn't summon you here for just any reason. I need some help getting off ( ( ͡-͜ʖ͡-) ) mars, and i guess you're the only one that can help.
Swoosh.( º ͜ʖ º): so get to it slave ( ͡-͜ʖ͡-)
COSMIC FROG: ok b0ss.

04/09/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )"

04/09/16
"Swoosh: Pull trick from viking hat."

04/09/16
"Swoosh: Pull tricks from sleeve"

Well, technically speaking, there is only one trick, and it's actually in Swoosh's VIKING HAT, not his sleeves. You can ask if you want him to pull the trick from his VIKING HAT instead, if that is what you meant.

04/09/16
"Press Start"

You are now Swoosh. You are stuck on the planet Mars due to unleashing the horror of Scribble Mode, and it sucks. Thankfully, you have a few tricks up your sleeve.

(how is this going to help joey again?)

04/09/16
"Joey: Begin DOORQUEST"

PRESS START

04/09/16
"Joey: Leave white void."

After CAPTCHA-LOGGING your PACKBACK through your SIMPLE YET SOMEHOW REALLY COMPLICATED FETCH MODUS, you begin to start looking for the door.

03/09/16
"Gamzee: Fetch beverage"

03/09/16
"*sigh*"

It seems Joey will never understand your struggle.

You decide to drink a CARBONATED BEVERAGE to sooth your nerves.

02/09/16
"Gamzee: Answer Steam message"


marlboroMann: so this is my new fan-venture.
marlboroMann: do you like it so far?
terminallyCancerous: no.
terminallyCancerous: 0/10 ( ͡- ͜ ͡-)=p
marlboroMann: oh.
marlboroMann: sorry to hear that...
terminallyCancerous: how come swoosh is represented as a human? aren't we on Alternia?
marlboroMann: we're all in a white void, remember?
marlboroMann: this conversation is getting too meta for me tbh.
marlboroMann: let's save it until the intermission :^)
terminallyCancerous: that's it?
terminallyCancerous: i took the time to answer a steam message and this is what i get?
marlboroMann: getting to your computer isn't that hard.
terminallyCancerous: you'd be surprised.

01/09/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

It seems you have a new message from Joey.

24/08/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

23/08/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

This goes on for a while.

22/08/16
"Gamzee: Walk to Computer"

AAAAAAAAAH WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE THERE HORNS HERE THAT FUCKIJNG SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME WHO PUT THEM HERE THEY WEREN'T HERE BEFORE AND NOW THEY'RE HERE HOly shit I'M SO SPOOKED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

22/08/16
"Gamzee: Inspect Computer"

This is just your regular computer. Nothing special or extraordinary about it. No reason to devote an entire panel to it. Maybe you should message one of your STEAM FRIENDS something...

22/08/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

You are definitely not GAMZEE MAKARA, you are instead GAMZEE MACARONI. You like EDGY CLOWN MUSIC XDD and stealing the highest quality binds around. When not baking NASTY-ASS PIES in your EASY BAKE OVEN, you're micspamming REALLY OBSCURE SONGS from some GAY WEBCOMIC.

Your Steam Name is terminallyCancerous and you have more of an on/off relationship with your quirk. HoNk HoNk :o) ( ͡- ͜ ͡-)=b

What will you do?

22/08/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

While the author frantically tries to fix the current situation, let's meet a new character.

Who is this guy?

18/08/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

18/08/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

18/08/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

18/08/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


Swoosh.( º ͜ʖ º):shit ( ͡-͜ʖ͡-)

18/08/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

BUT DON'T WORRY, WHERE YOU'RE GOING YOU CAN THINK LONG AND HARD ABOUT IT!

18/08/16
"SWOOSH: FIX THIS"

DON'T YOU FUCKING SHRUG AT ME YOU SMARMY CUNT. YOU DID THIS, SO YOU NEED TO FIX IT.

18/08/16
"Joey: Gather necessary supplies"

OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO EVERYTHING LOOKS ALL SHITTY HOW THE FUCK DID YOU OPEN THE SAFE THIS STORY IS RUINED FUKC FUCK UFKC UFKC UFCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK UFCK UFCK FUCK FUCKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAA AAAAAAAAAAAA A AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA

18/08/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) "

And upon further thought, entering the great unknown would be an absolutely horrible idea without the proper survival supplies! If you're ever going to leave, you need to be prepared.

18/08/16
"Joey: Leave Void"

You suddenly decide you're tired of living inside a vast, empty white void and you want to explore what lies beyond the whiteness when you realize there is no visible exit!

17/08/16
"Swoosh: Open Safe"

You are now Joey.

17/08/16
"Swoosh: Enter safe combination"

You prepare to open the Scribble Mode™ Safe using your SAFE CRACKER.

17/08/16
"Swoosh: Activate Scribble Mode™"

The final step to truly ruining this story, Scribble Mode™ will be the final nail in the coffin that slaughters Neonbound. Unfortunately, the author knew this, and locked the power of Scribble Mode™ behind a big safe, the combination to which no ones knows.

You stand before the locked box pondering how you can access the treasure within...

Then it hits you.

16/08/16
"Swoosh: Keep shitposting"

[image]
perfect.

16/08/16
"Swoosh: Do a Jig"

the author shamelessly attempts to qualify rotating a still image multiple times as "content"

16/08/16
"Swoosh: Be Joey again"

Oh no you don't! You can't back out now! You've made your bed, now lie in it!

15/08/16
"Swoosh: ( ͡-͜ʖ͡-)"

maybe this wasn't the best idea either...

15/08/16
"This Guy: Introduce yourself"

You are SWOOSH. You live in the NETHERLANDS, which is still a vast, empty white void. You have lots of VIRTUAL FRIENDS and are a PRETTY BIG DEAL on account that you DONATED MONEY to the NEONHEIGHTS COCAINE FUND. You occasionally enjoy micspamming, but it's more of a hobby. Like everyone else in the fucking world, you always have a LENNY FACE at the ready.

Your Steam Name is Swoosh.( º ͜ʖ º),( ͡-͜ʖ͡-)

What will you do?

15/08/16
"Someone Else: Do something"

alright, who's this guy?

13/08/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

it is becoming evidently clear this guy can't hold a compelling story to save his life. let's see what someone else is doing.

13/08/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


marlboroMann: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
marlboroMann: JIZZ FUCKING ALL OVER MY WALLS
marlboroMann: THERE'S JIZZ ON MY SPYCRAB PLUSH
marlboroMann: FUCK
☣Toxic☣: rip
☣Toxic☣: xd
marlboroMann: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAABHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
marlboroMann: aaaaaaahhhhhhhhh
marlboroMann: aaaaahhhhhhh
marlboroMann: aha
marlboroMann: aaaah
marlboroMann: aah
marlboroMann: ah
marlboroMann: ok im good
marlboroMann: time for play these fucking spammies.
☣Toxic☣: ( º ͜ʖ º)

13/08/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


marlboroMann: 7/8 spams
☣Toxic☣: O
☣Toxic☣: #SPAMHY[E
☣Toxic☣: #GRAMMARMISTAKES
marlboroMann: FINAL SPAM BEING CONVERTED
☣Toxic☣: OOOOH.
marlboroMann: I'M GUNNA CUM
☣Toxic☣: jizz jizz evrywer
☣Toxic☣: xd
marlboroMann: CONVERT ME HARDER DADDY

13/08/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


marlboroMann: 6/8 spams converted
☣Toxic☣: WHO
☣Toxic☣: WHY WOULD ANYONE DO THIS
marlboroMann: me
☣Toxic☣: WHO WOULD DO THIS?
☣Toxic☣: o ok
☣Toxic☣:https://soundcloud.com/user-943175502/nsfw-underlust-sans-x-fem
marlboroMann: oh
marlboroMann: that
☣Toxic☣: fuk lenny pls
☣Toxic☣: xd
marlboroMann: i just download this shut
marlboroMann: shit
marlboroMann: xd

13/08/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


marlboroMann: 5/8 spams converted
☣Toxic☣: the next one
☣Toxic☣: 8 minutes
☣Toxic☣: i don't know what to do.

13/08/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


marlboroMann: 4/8 spams converted
☣Toxic☣: spam hype
☣Toxic☣: c:

13/08/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


marlboroMann: 3/8 spams converted

13/08/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


marlboroMann: TOTAL SPAMS: 8
marlboroMann: XD
☣Toxic☣: ( º ͜ʖ º)
marlboroMann: PHASE 3 INITIATED: HLDJ CONVERSION
☣Toxic☣: YE
☣Toxic☣: ( º ͜ʖ º)
marlboroMann: ∩( ・ω・)∩
☣Toxic☣: fuk
☣Toxic☣: i popped a chub
☣Toxic☣: help me pls
marlboroMann: xd
☣Toxic☣: :c
marlboroMann: xddd
marlboroMann: xddddddddddd
☣Toxic☣: xdddddddddddddddddd
☣Toxic☣: i wanna kms
☣Toxic☣: da fuk
☣Toxic☣: im listiening 2 another
☣Toxic☣: help pls
☣Toxic☣: i feel violated.
marlboroMann: your donger demands it ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
☣Toxic☣: xd
marlboroMann: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
marlboroMann: DONGERS OUT FOR HARAMBE
marlboroMann: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノヽ

༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ

☣Toxic☣: no.

13/08/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


marlboroMann: i need a clever name for this spam
☣Toxic☣: joey is overrated
☣Toxic☣: ( º ͜ʖ º)
marlboroMann: "toxic is overrated"? great idea
☣Toxic☣: no pls
☣Toxic☣: ( º ͜ʖ º)
marlboroMann: (つ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ
marlboroMann: "alex is an overrated nigger"?
☣Toxic☣: sure
☣Toxic☣: ( º ͜ʖ º)
marlboroMann: xd
marlboroMann: (つ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)つ
marlboroMann: i think "overrated" would be pretty ok
☣Toxic☣: How many others do you have?
☣Toxic☣: ( º ͜ʖ º)
marlboroMann: 2 more soundcloud, 3 tumblr
☣Toxic☣: ok
☣Toxic☣: so 6 in total
☣Toxic☣: 5 left
marlboroMann: not in total
marlboroMann: 6 is not the total
☣Toxic☣: o
☣Toxic☣: so 5?
marlboroMann: aim higher
marlboroMann: https://soundcloud.com/user-943175502/nsfw-underlust-sans-x-fem
marlboroMann: shit
marlboroMann: that was supposed to be a lenny
☣Toxic☣: ( º ͜ʖ º)
marlboroMann: enjoy the link to what i will be spamming soon
☣Toxic☣: I GIT SNEK PEKS!
marlboroMann: xd
☣Toxic☣: my favorite superhero is is Spam Man
☣Toxic☣: ( º ͜ʖ º)
marlboroMann: xd
☣Toxic☣: can sound load pls?
marlboroMann: 3 tumblr
marlboroMann: then phase 3
marlboroMann: convert to .wav
☣Toxic☣: ( º ͜ʖ º)
☣Toxic☣: *in text to speech
☣Toxic☣: ( º ͜ʖ º)
marlboroMann: xd
☣Toxic☣: da fuq am i listiening 2?
marlboroMann: idk
☣Toxic☣: is this...
marlboroMann: i got rid of one of the tumblr ones
☣Toxic☣: is this what the 6th ring of hell is?
marlboroMann: idk

13/08/16
"moments in the future..."

but not many xd

13/08/16
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"


marlboroMann: i'm getting tired of my current micspam list.
☣Toxic☣: get some new ones fgt.
☣Toxic☣: ( º ͜ʖ º)
☣Toxic☣: that could serve as a minor conflict for your shitty ass story.
☣Toxic☣: ( º ͜ʖ º)
marlboroMann: that could work.

13/08/16
"Joey: Answer messgae"


☣Toxic☣: joey
☣Toxic☣: i'm pregnant
☣Toxic☣: ( º ͜ʖ º)
marlboroMann: ...
marlboroMann: well shit.
☣Toxic☣: ( º ͜ʖ º)
marlboroMann: how's idling for credits going?
☣Toxic☣: pretty good
marlboroMann: how about that new map?
☣Toxic☣: also pretty good
☣Toxic☣: you can't spawncamp the roof anymore.
marlboroMann: rip.
marlboroMann: i liked spawncamping the roof.
☣Toxic☣: unfriended
☣Toxic☣: ( º ͜ʖ º)
☣Toxic☣: i already found 2 and a half secrets on this map
marlboroMann: cool
marlboroMann: i would join you but i don't wanna
marlbotoMann: xd
marlboroMann: wait how do you find half of a secret?
☣Toxic☣: idk
☣Toxic☣: ( º ͜ʖ º)

13/08/16
"Joey: Introduce yourself. "

As previously stated, you are JOEY. You live in a WHITE VOID. Your pass times include playing HORRIBLE MUSIC and OTHER STUFF ( ͡O ͜ʖ ͡O) in a certain SEQUEL TO A PREVIOUS TEAM-BASED FIRST PERSON SHOOTER GAME. You have a short temper at times, a passion for DANK MEMES, FASHIONABLE HEADWEAR, unnecessarily adding "xd" to the end of your sentences sometimes, and you are also a very HEAVY SMOKER.

You like to CHAT with some of your VIRTUAL FRIENDS through STEAM. Your STEAM NAME is marlboroMann and typing quirks are FUCKING GAY XD

It seems your COMPUTER, which was previously off-screen, is displaying a STEAM MESSAGE from one of your pals.

What will you do?

13/08/16
"Enter a different name"

You can't enter a different name because this thing already has a name. Joey.

13/08/16
"Enter name."

Hey! No rude language, please.

13/08/16
"Neonbound."

A young... thing stands somewhere, and already we're arriving at some problems. First of all: what is this thing? Why is it all nasty and green? What happened to its eye? Why does it have no arms? Why is it wearing a hat? Why is it smoking? It certainly can't be young if it has facial hair, and why the FUCK does it have a swastika on its pants??!! Second of all: where is it standing? it's just an empty, blank, white background with no sign of a house or hive or whatever this thing lives in. Absolutely nothing but white, empty, blank space. Maybe this can still work, albeit with a little reformatting.

*AHEM*


A young(?) troll(??) stands in a void. It just so happens that today, the 11th of August, 2016, may or may not be this young(???) man's(????) birthday(wriggling day????). Though it was an unknown number of years ago he was given life, I guess we're going to give him a funny name today.

What will the name of this thing be?



13/08/16
"???"

13/08/16
"???"

???: this is going to be lit.