Kanaya: Marvelous Wasnt It
Kanaya: Well
Kanaya: Best We Get A Move On


Unexpectedly beautiful!

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You take a second to appreciate the calming music representing the cavern of which you have just bore witness to.

"Shameless Ripoff : Look up at the ceiling already!"

You look up at the ceiling.

Oh god, This sight...
its so...

"Shameless Ripoff : Realise this isn't a trick!"

Okay so she can look up at the ceiling just fine...

False alarm
No Danger
Threat Eliminated
Suspicions Over

You are also now very curious what she is looking at.

"Kanaya : Look up at the ceiling!"

You look up at the ceiling.

"Shameless Ripoff : Look up at the ceiling!"

But why would you do that?
You don't even know this woman (Well you kinda do but still)
And if you remember one thing from before you fell down here, If there is a big light in the sky, Looking up is like the last thing you want to do, Like man, Your retinas will just cease to exist.(But then again that was the surface, who knows what the rules are down here)


Kanaya: This Probably Isnt Something Too Important But I Think It would Interest You None The Less

SR: Okay...
Kanaya: I Want You To Just Stand Here With Me For Awhile And Look Up
Kanaya: It Wont Take Too Long I Promise


You enter into a large room, Its almost mystifying due to the contrast between here and the dark rooms that preceded you.
Kanaya too appears to the be admiring the beauty of the room, Things may be looking up from here.

Kanaya: Hey Come Here For A Second

"Shameless Ripoff : Follow!"

"Kanaya : Introduce yourself!"

Kanaya: Well That Was Close
SR: What... was that???
Kanaya: Something Dangerous I Would Assume
Kanaya: Not Entirely Sure What It Was But You Should Be Glad I Showed Up When I Did
Kanaya: Anyway Who Are You

SR: I don't know... Not even sure why I'm down here...
Kanaya: Dont Worry About It
Kanaya: Its Not That Important Anyway
Kanaya: Just Follow Me For Now And I Should Be Able To Bring You Somewhere Where You Can Relax And Take The Time To Remember Who You Are
Kanaya: Oh And Wait
Kanaya: I Havent Exactly Introduced Myself Have I
Kanaya: My Name Is Kanaya Maryam
Kanaya: I Am The Current In Training Guardian Of This Place We Call The Ruins

SR: You mean there are other trolls down here???
Kanaya: Certainly
Kanaya: Anyway We Best Not Waste Too Much Time My Guardian Is Probably Waiting For Me To Return
Kanaya: Come Along Now


Critical Hit!


You swiftly kick the small flower in the face.

"Kanaya : Attack at full force!"

With one kick you tear down the metaphorical wall that had surrounded the original main protagonist and have now left the creature attacking them in a good position for absolute destruction!

Flowey: Oh wait, I forgot about her..


Flowey: In this world, There is only one rule!

Flowey: In this world...

Flowey: It is either kill, or be killed!


Flowey: Let me tell you how things work down here!

"Flowey : Initiate tutorial!"

Flowey: Hee Hee Hee!

Maybe you should do something about this.

"Turn around!"

Oh my, what could be happening here, Someone new has fallen down here that you are familiar with but...
When did that flower get there?

"Get a closer look!"

You decide to move closer to the entrance, But you still can't get a clear view because you appear to be looking the wrong way.

Maybe turn around, It might help.

"Kanaya : Notice something in the distance."

At the other end of the chamber you see something in the dark recluse, But you just can't get a clear look.

"Enter Name."

Your name is KANAYA MARYAM.

You are next in line as the guardian of THE RUINS, Though this may seem dull to you, It is more than certain that a story of epic proportions lays ahead of you outside of your fixed role brought onto you by your own guardian and ancestors.

What shall you do as your first step as a playable character?

"This is terrifying!"

Which is exactly why we are getting as far away from that place as possible.

Look here, This person right here, them, they will live the dream and be our main character.

But what is their name?


Flowey: Hee Hee Hee!

"Flowey : Initiate Tutorial!"

Within an instant, Everything around you goes dark.

You feel as if that sign maybe was bad all along.

"Flowey : Introduce yourself!"

Flowey: Hmmm...
Flowey: You're new to the UNDERGROUND, aren'tcha?
Flowey: Golly, you must be so confused.
Flowey: Someone ought to teach you how things work around here!
Flowey: I guess little old me will have to do.
Flowey: Ready? Here we go!


Wont be a complete and utter monster beyond your own comprehension.



Lets just hope though that whoever is down here.


But still figuratively its a sign you aren't alone down here.


Unless you count the fact that its a door and not a sign


It would appear there is a doorway here, It doesn't look natural, This could be a sign, You don't know what of but its a sign nonetheless.

"Walk to the right!"

You can't do that since there is nothing to your right, You decide the only logical option from here is to go left instead.

And as luck would have it, to the left there is a large opening that you for some reason never noticed or cared about.

"Ignore this useless distraction from the plot!"

You decide to ignore this useless distraction from the plot.

Its time to start exploring, and also learn what your name is.


What pumpkin?

"Examine Smashed remains of Pumpkin!"

Im sorry, I thought we established you have no idea what a pumpkin is, Also, what smashed remains? There is only a healthy pumpkin in that particular corner of the room.

Also to ask the real question?

"Shameless Ripoff : Survey surroundings!"

You decide to refrain from acting out an existential crises and look around the room.

It would appear the room you are in is quite Barren,Only that would be the case if it weren't for the overabundance of mysterious objects.

"Shameless Ripoff : Object against this humiliation!"

Oh would you calm down, This isn't even where you're supposed to receive your name, That already happened before we even started, Now calm down and get exploring this dark cave.

"Enter Name!"

Yes, that seems about right, Though the face on our dear protagonist would suggest otherwise, I assure you that this is in fact their true name, Despite going against all laws of Troll naming codes!


A Young troll stands in a cave, it would appear they have just arrived, likely on their own volition. Though you may be interested in this fact, It would be fair to to tell you, that today,On the 17th bilunar perigee of the 7th dark season's equinox is the day this troll will reach his larvel awakening, also known as his wriggling day.
A great journey awaits this young troll, For he serves a great purpose, A purpose he has yet to learn.

What will the name of this troll be?


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