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04/01/17
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Well, it's not worth it to just float here in silence. You need to get out fast.
But how?
This thing is supposed to be ghost-proof. Grandiose is sure of it.

What master plan should be used in order to get out?!

04/01/17
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Grandiose examines the old lab in bitterness.
He can see nearly everything. It's all gray and old, and kinda empty. There are some jars and other trapped ghosts across the room as well. On another table is a...banana and a pile of pink gunk.
Geez.
This blockhead takes worse care of his own home than Tocsin did back at their own old ghost house!

04/01/17
">Grandiose: Look around the ghost hunter's lab."

Eugh... Right.
All the better to distract himself from that awful and flowery smell...

28/12/16
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How grand!

grand!

grand!


grand!




grand!

28/12/16
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How quaint!

How magnificent!

How grand!

28/12/16
"Frigidity: Marvel at your own work."

Oh...
Oh, Tocsin! Look!
Look at this beauty I've created. They are under my control! For once in my afterlife, I have control! They'll soon make it to the surface so I can reap the mortals and make more followers! All for me, me, me! Covet is sure to shudder at my work!

28/12/16
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What is this, lavender?!
ARGH!
I HATE lavender!
I gotta get outta here before it's too late!
Tocsin will be safe, even if I double die trying!

28/12/16
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The containment chamber is also covered in the smell of lavender.
Ghosts hate the smell of lavender.

28/12/16
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They actually just get transported into a containment chamber to Mayohopper's evil laboratory in Sweden.
When Mayohopper gets back, he'll extract their ectoplasm and use it as energy for the house and for his other experiments!
Evil ghosts deserve it, he thinks!

28/12/16
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Hahaha! Just kidding.
That'd be a waste.

28/12/16
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...and vaporized forever!

28/12/16
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When a ghost is captured by Mayohopper's INTERDIMENSIONAL GHOST NET OF TERROR, they whisked away into the dreaded White Void of No Return...

28/12/16
">Mayohopper, so, this was never asked but... what happens to the ghosts once you catch them?"

That's a good question.
Let's explain that, shall we?

23/12/16
"Chapter 3."

23/12/16
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How far would you go to get it back and keep it safe?

23/12/16
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or even for your own good.
You always have to keep a part of that bond somehow.
Somewhere.

23/12/16
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or for the strength of something like a brotherhood,

23/12/16
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Either for the love of a new and strong family,

23/12/16
"That's why you matter."

You saved each other both ways, and so have others.

23/12/16
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And at that moment, he welcomed her as a part of his family that winter eve for saving him.

23/12/16
"It's a bit strange."

This silly man is open and keen to speak with her, a spirit bent on loneliness her whole life. She likes listening to him, for he has wonderous tales to share.

14/12/16
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He offers her to come along on his journey. She obliges in excitement.

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14/12/16
"Mayohopper: Embrace."

He is eternally grateful...

24/11/16
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You keep staring at him. There is something in him that you sense. It's an odd mix of idiocy, thankfulness, and good will. He is not the best with his own motor skills, but he does his best with...whatever he does.
He wants to thank you for your effort, but you don't know what this madman is going to do. You should still brace yourself for anything.

24/11/16
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You take a good look at this person.
The first things you notice are that he has a blockish head and weird teeth. He is also wearing a brown coat and his face is red from the cold.
He had a net that the ghost had taken from him, so that's why he was so dangerously close to it. You hope he wasn't trying to, oh say, catch that ghost. How silly!

The person in the coat looks shocked! He is so happy that you saved his life and got his net back.

24/11/16
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The ghost isn't double dead. It's just a short thing that isn't a threat anymore.

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24/11/16
"Fly towards the man. Be prepared to protect him!"

No time to waste! She hates to do this, but that ghost will indeed kill! Time to cut it down!

12/11/16
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She had to do something, but what!?
Her abilities are so varied that she can't pinpoint it down! That and her fear is striking her!
What, what, what?

12/11/16
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!!!

Wha-

What is that!? It's one of those ghastly forest ghosts...and that person is headed straight for it like a madman!

12/11/16
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12/11/16
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Well, there seems to be only one way, really.
Wait... there's something moving into those woods over there. It's only a very tiny speck at this distance. Maybe they can help the owl if they themselves don't end up lost or hurt in those dark woods.

12/11/16
"Fly up."

She flies up into the clouds to get a better view of her surroundings. The cold squall only brushes her feathers, not distracting her one bit.







10/11/16
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Taking a nap in the snow just reminds her of the loneliness that plagues her;
A Spirit of Life.

She should keep trying to find a way out of here, both from the woods and from the isolation.

Which way should she go?

10/11/16
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It's night.
The snow is dark, the moon is still covered by clouds and she is still lost.

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10/11/16
"Interlude: Commence."

♫♫

31/10/16
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31/10/16
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See you soon, Covet.

31/10/16
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31/10/16
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Shut up.
Shut up shut up shut up
SHUT UP!!!
You ghosts want to be ghasts? I can do it!
I WILL!! I am sensible!
I am smart!
I am powerful!
Unlike YOU!!!

31/10/16
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Aaaaaahh!!!
No! Stop! Cease! Desist! Silence!
Coming down here was the worst idea I've had yet!

31/10/16
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Absolutly obscene! This shatters my personal image of a god and that's what is most important! I have so many questions regarding your actions of monarchy and rule! In fact, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

31/10/16
"Kranki/Whatever your name is: Get tr1ggered by this."

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31/10/16
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Wait, wait, wait!! No!! But, my friend!!! Please!!

31/10/16
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And he does the best he can with what he has!

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Yes, he is a professional.

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31/10/16
">Mayohopper: ..."

Aren't you supposed to be a professional?
Shameful display.

26/10/16
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Her stern public image has been fractured.

26/10/16
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26/10/16
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"Why yes, Miss Frigidity! I am so very perfectly fine with you by my side!"
Ah hahaha! You are so nice about tha-

26/10/16
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Tocsin.
Are you alright?

26/10/16
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Long-distance attacks?.... He's never seen that either...
It's worth a shot!
For Sapience!

26/10/16
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26/10/16
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Finally!
I've got a chance to do this! Covet may be gone for now, but I'm still here.
I don't do it very much because it would blow your mind. Get ready, blockhead. If you want that bird back, get past me now!

26/10/16
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Y-Yes! What is it?
Stop that ghost 'unter in his tracks as much as you possibly can. Kill him if you even can!
I believe in you, lad!

Oh! Thank you, Lord Covet!

26/10/16
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Hey there. Listen. I trust you and your efforts, so could you do me a favor?

26/10/16
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The coal god leaves the tower with her slave and into the darkness.

26/10/16
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SCHMOOZE MODE DISBAND.

26/10/16
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"I'm leaving."

26/10/16
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"Even the Nightshade I gave you on your Deathday?"

26/10/16
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"Okay. You were never my friend. I just took some things for granted, alright?"

26/10/16
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"Wha- I have never patronized you, friend!

26/10/16
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"Are you going to patronize me again?"

26/10/16
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"Oh, ho ho ho! Ya' shouldn't assume everything, lass! Remember the last few games we played?"

26/10/16
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"Yes. It will be me."

26/10/16
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"We all know who will win it!"

26/10/16
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"This game o' yours is silly, girl!"

26/10/16
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"Why, it is a fruitless gest, girl! Why bother with the surface? Didn't ya' say yerself once that surface ghosts were not worth yer time compared ta' the banished ones? Also, this ghost hunter is a distraction to both of us."

26/10/16
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Don't. Takin' a soul like that isn't going to help whatever it is yer' doin'.

26/10/16
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Don't. Takin' a soul like that isn't going to help whatever it is yer' doin'.

26/10/16
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*Mayohopper doesn't like all of this loud yelling.

26/10/16
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▓ ▓ ▓▓░▒░▒!!!

26/10/16
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What!?! DON'T CALL ME A FRUIT!!!

26/10/16
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"Amazing, Covet. I knew you picked the worst possible parties, but I didn't know you picked fruit, too.

26/10/16
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Also, you can't just force a ghost to get his legs! That's something that comes to you at the right time in your afterlife when you find an eternal purpose! It can take eons for a ghost to get them! It's not healthy!
Let him go!

26/10/16
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He's my brother as well as an individual, and I'd like to keep it that way and protect him. I can't believe that you were the one making him have those rage fits with those flashy green eyes back on the surface.
Some god you are!
He doesn't like doing that around me, you know! He actually likes me! He punches me, he does NOT scratch me!
I'm sure once Lord Covet and I get him back from you, he won't have that hate-crush on you anymore after he finds out what you did!

26/10/16
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Tocsin is NOT a replacement for you, lady! He's not a puppet!

26/10/16
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Wait, no. How did this blockhead get past my brilliant defenses? Dumb red demon. I am glad I have a proper replacement with a nicer color, too. He'll help me kill this ghost hunter quicker.

26/10/16
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"What? Covet, you cannot be serious. Is this idiot with you as well?"

26/10/16
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*Mayohopper observes the ghoulish bickering.

26/10/16
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SCHMOOZE MODE ENGAGE.

25/10/16
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Mr. Sir Mayohopper has never witnessed this in person before, same goes for the flaming one, too...

25/10/16
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Let's see...
"...all-powerful" "...pure evil"...
Oh.
Oh no. This is going to be complicated.

25/10/16
"Mayhopper, take on Grandiose and...Hey, green guy? Dark red eyed girl? Who are you both, and what's up?"

Wait, there's this other girl... He's seen her before from the info he took off of the Ghost Internet.

03/10/16
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It's her.

03/10/16
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Ah, dude, what the crap!?
This was a perfect setting for everything and you just think you can smash your way in here with your ugly head and ruin everything?? This was gonna be a really cool thing and now you're just embarrassing all of us in the room! Are ALL of your problems solved with failure!? I ask you...

03/10/16
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03/10/16
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Hey! I may be trash, but my pink buddy appreciated that, and I'm taking him back if I double-die trying!
And you, dear woman, should learn ta' think straight for a second before ye' blow that whole realm into bits!
It's a showdown, baby!

03/10/16
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Really, Covet? This is what you rely on now?
Some floating blue trash bag?
I knew you were a mess, but this a solid proof of that!

03/10/16
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It probably feels fake, like the legs you gave him!

03/10/16
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So...
How does it feel to be a god?

03/10/16
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Ooh! Yes! This is perfect! Look at you, so powerful and under my control!
Once one has gained their legs, their full potential rises from within! Isn't it wonderful?

03/10/16
"Hopper Hop!"

03/10/16
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Good.
Now that the trash is gone, it's time to use the best technique you have to break into places from above.

03/10/16
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Avast, ye devilish red bean!!

03/10/16
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oh god how did he manage to do that I wasn't trained for this

03/10/16
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No!
No time for games!

03/10/16
"Yeah... Nah."

18/09/16
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Grandiose has now formed an alliance with Covet.

18/09/16
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Yeah...
Yes, you're right! I'm not gonna back out now! I can be so much more! For me and for Toc! Just you wait, buddy! I'm comin' to getcha'!

18/09/16
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Together, we could get our respective things back; your friend for you, an' rightful winning of this game of hers for me! Whadda ya' say, boy?

18/09/16
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You actually care, then?
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Wait. Ya' know what?...
I care about things, too. This could work! How does a blue lump like yerself feel about an alliance? You were smart and cunnin' enough to make it all the way out 'ere in the first place, and I'm sure there is somethin' else in yerself ta' find! An' if that ghost hunter happens to pop by, he won't be a threat to us at all.

18/09/16
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And I brought him along because, well why wouldn't I? He's like a brother to me. Like, a legit brother to me. He helped me and I helped him and, well, long story short, we've just stuck together for a while having a cool time, I guess?

18/09/16
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U-Uh... Well, he's...erm...really tough and strong physically. He's also...really wrathful, I guess?

18/09/16
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What's so special about him for you then? Why'd ya' bring him along?...

18/09/16
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What's so special about him to her? Most ghosts don't care about each other in a nice way.

18/09/16
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She likes ta' play the Power Game with me, see who's top dog in followers and slaves. She favors the slave part. But, I ain't quite sure why she wanted the pink one in particular so much.

18/09/16
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Truth be told, lad, this isa' rather common thing fer her ta' do.
Huh?

18/09/16
"Grandiose: Freak out about the current situation."

No no no! How in the afterlife could I let this happen?! This is so backwards! We were just having a good time and...he scratched me! He'd never ever do that, he'd never think of hurting me in any sort of way!

18/09/16
">HM"

Let me get you those legs of yours first, before we release the ghasts...

18/09/16
">Tocskin: Hm, attractive possible endboss ghost, or blue friend who pretty much used you."

No! No! He manipulated you! Tricked you into doing his own tasks. He never really cared! He's not even a smidge related to you in any kind of way! Also, those remixes were stupid.


I don't know what it is you're actually trying to think about but stop it. Stop it right now. You are not getting away from me this time. As I have said before; You. Are. Mine. Now, are you going to help me with this, or not?
Yes? Good.

18/09/16
">Tocsin: Refuse to disregard that blue tras- I MEAN your brother!"

Tocsin remembers some stuff...
Genuine emotion. Good times. Laughter from both him and you. His genuine concern for your well-being. Always able to help you when you needed it. Making silly remixes together. Him rescuing you from the-

18/09/16
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With...eyes? Flashing red eyes??? Is he supposed to...poke them?...In some kind of order or with timing? With this little demon's gibberish, he really wasn't sure, and it scared him a little bit...

18/09/16
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It's another curious cube.

18/09/16
">Red, challenge Mr Mayohopper to trivia and puzzles. "

Hmm??? Oh, what now?... This new thing is just gonna waste more time for Mr. Sir Mayohopper.

18/09/16
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Alright, wise guy! What's a tiny bean like you doing getting in the way of this ghost hunter?

18/09/16
"!!!"

Get. OFFA HIM!

18/09/16
"Ketchup: Attempt to soak Mr. Mayohoppper for something else."

Hmm... Well, I suppose that the ghost hunter does deserve a stern talking to... Maybe a lecture on-

He threw my computer at me...the stolen one... *sniffle* It hit my face and it hurt. I'm startin' to get sad...

Er... Right.

Potato, let's go calm Marshmellow down first, then we might be able to have a word with that block-shaped hunter.

15/08/16
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Ooh, you don't understand how delighted I am that you just so happened to pop up in the Red Room, you insufferable thing!
I've waited for such a long time for you to come to your senses and realize that I was a better god all this time! I've chosen you for a better cause, after all. Your wrath and power are amazing.
I just couldn't help myself!

So then, Tocsin. Disregard that blue trash bag and help me take over the world of the living. You're mine now. Understand? Oh, and if Covet and the blue one try to stop us, it shouldn't be a problem at all. Same goes for that stupid ghost hunter. I've gotten him all taken care of.

15/08/16
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Hi.~

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Wha-eh??
What the heck is he talkin' about??? Feud?-
I need to get my friend back!! Oh, why did this have to happen?!

15/08/16
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Use yer' non-ghost prisoners!

15/08/16
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If this is some kinda game again, that's fine by me! You just hafta' to learn how ta' use those powers a' yours better! I'll show ya', then you can end this silly feud!

15/08/16
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Alright, ya' wench! You cannot just go an' force these ghost ta' be yer follows, or minions, or whatever! It ain't right!

15/08/16
">Covet, realize what Frigidity is up to, as her obvious ghost mate spasms"

Whoa! 'Old on justa' smidge! I'd recognize those greens eyes anywhere! This ain't your friends doin', lad! It's miss Frigidity, I tell ya'!

14/08/16
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Mine.

14/08/16
">BACK AT THE LAIR OF THE GODS..."

14/08/16
">Kranki: Be triggered by the assault of your friend, and chase that mischievous and nonsensical fool!"

Oh. Well, you see, he is not actually my friend. Not at all.
He just happened to be standing next to me and Potato when that ghost hunter showed up. All he tried to do was sell me a computer, but that's it.
He doesn't have any problems that could involve my personal views in any way, so I just ignore him for the majority of the time.

14/08/16
">Lil Red, prepare to guard the lair!"

AAUUGGGHH!!!
Noooo!!

14/08/16
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Oh no!!
The Soul-Sucking Demon From The 666th Dimension came back!!

14/08/16
">Mr. Sir Mayohopper: Get your sneak on."

14/08/16
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It is very foreboding, spooky, and ominous...
Nothing Mayohopper wasn't used to, but at the same time, he new it was something he has never encountered on his own before...
Well, here goes nothing. Let's rescue that owl!

23/07/16
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Now, there should be a portal here...
Where is that thing? It should show up for him....

23/07/16
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23/07/16
">Mayohopper, throw computer at Marshmallow to halt him!"

Sorry, pal. But there are deeds to be done!

23/07/16
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Hey! Calm down, buddy. I don't like it when you get like this! You can do it. Just listen to me. Take a deep breath, or sock me right in the face if you really need to... This isn't like you!

23/07/16
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey! Tocsin! Buddy! Calm down! Not again! Oh, you always get like this when you're REALLY mad. I know the bird is awake, but this is even more inappropriate! I thought you were excited for this!

23/07/16
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Juuust keep trying...

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She checks upon the crystal ball to try and get a hold of the pink ghost...
again.

23/07/16
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Wha- A frying spoon, or whatever it's called!? Ugh. How can you even be so sure it is Tocsin's?? Ugh, whatever! It'll do for now... There's something I want to try again, first...

23/07/16
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Have you brought anything from the pink ghosts house at all?

23/07/16
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Ah. Here comes Little Red, the underling...

23/07/16
">Frigidty, you obviously teleported out to look at your hate shrine to Toc!"

As shameful as it seems, she does indeed check upon her hate shrine of the peasant Tocsin. There is just something so...foul about him. His physical strength is something to be very admired. The gross bond between him and the blue one disgusts her to no end and...makes her a bit jealous. She watches over him all of the time through the crystal ball, and even has one of her underlings...look after him constantly and borrows some of his things. It's not stalking, though. Do not get the wrong idea. Oh, how she wishes she could force him to follow her... She tries as much as she can.

23/07/16
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Art is hard and she hates it.

23/07/16
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As she stares longer and longer at this 2-minute painting, the more she begins to detest what she has made. She only notices the flaws.

What is this? This is trash! The stupid glitter and the muddiness of her face! The anatomy and the bland background. What the hell is this beast!? That is NOT Frigidity!

23/07/16
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23/07/16
">Maybe paint some ghost art?"

Ah, yes... Creating art is always a good thing to calm her down and to pass the time. Plus, her creativity and education in this fine medium have branched her out to become the self-proclaimed "Best Painter In Avtallva". What an honor to hold that label!

Art isn't too difficult for her. Obviously, everything she touches will become a masterpiece, so she will use a masterful subject; graceful and perfect.

23/07/16
"Frigidity --> Is the device powering up still? Man, how slow~! Soon though. Soon you'll be able to tear a portal open to the mortal world!"

Yes. Unfortunately, The Green Crystal Ball isn't doing very well today. This is most likely caused because of her depleting followers. The nerve! What did she ever do to them!? Sure, she...borrowed the afterlives of a couple ghosts to light the shrubs and to eat, but that's besides the point! No way in this dreaded place would she ever take her followers for granted! Ugh! It's just so stupid how others would think way!

Frigidity is a mentally reasonable icon of power, beauty and femininity! She's the only good choice in terms of a God of Avtallva!

Ugh! She needs to calm down...

23/07/16
">Make the bird sign a binding contract."

Ah! 'Ello there, meat!
Ya' listen 'ere an' ya' listen good!
I don't wanna hear a hoot outta that lil' beak about your squareface lad, ya' hear!? You are going to work fer me now! It's notta hard thing at all, missy! If ya' don't wanna be roasted under those teal feathers and served as the centerfold of a grand feast, ya do as I say!! How's that sound!?

23/07/16
">Covet: Give this bird a nice hat, at least."

Yes. Good idea! A nice hat, indeed! Nicely foolish, that is!!
Bwahahaha!!

14/07/16
">Sapience: Awaken."

What is this place?? She is once again frozen in fear, and is unable to properly power up because of that large burst of energy from before...
What does she do?

Where is Mayohopper!?!?

14/07/16
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Frigidity retreats back to her own specialized room in the tower; The Red Room. It is a place full of ghastly information on the ghost world as well as her work. Now then... What did she need to check in here for again?...

14/07/16
">Frigidity: Leave the stupid Hat Party."

Hmm... Yeah... I'll leave you boys to your little bird roast. I have things to attend to. If your party goes to shit, don't blame me, if you want. I'll be doing the ACTUAL important tasks.

14/07/16
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Toc, no.
No hate-flirting at the Hat Party. That is SO inappropriate...

14/07/16
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Hmm...
Hard to say.

14/07/16
">Toc, have a crush on Frigidity."

Tocsin gets a better glance at the Coal God. What an absolutely...
heinous, repulsive, and nauseating thing.
He wants to punch her in the face.

This is how Tocsin in particular shows "attraction", not to much surprise to the common ghost. It can be a normal, healthy way of flirting for some types, and Tocsin just so happens to be in that category.
However, is she?...

14/07/16
">Call the red ghost Kranki for no reason at all"

Potato and...eh...Kranki watch the ghost hunter ride off into the darkness...as Marshmellow follows him.

I suppose that's one thing Mayohopper hasn't learned in the heat of confidence: Never turn your back.

14/07/16
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14/07/16
">Mr. Sir Mayohopper: To the rescue! (In style!)"

14/07/16
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SUCCESS!!
That was too easy!

There is absolutely no time to waste! He has what he needs!
Sapience, there is no need to be afraid!
Mr Sir Mayohopper to the rescue!

14/07/16
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14/07/16
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!!!

It...worked!? Oh my goodness! He can see everything now! It's so clear, so cool, so new! They also boost his confidence, oddly enough. These will come in handy for the whole trip, even if they do look a little silly on him, but hey. It's nothing he isn't used to! Now, to get that map and info on the gods!

This is a ghost computer, so he should be able to just grab the pages if his research and theories are correct!

14/07/16
"==>"

The ghost does some odd movements with its hands and recommends copying them.

14/07/16
">Mr. Sir Mayohopper: Select the second link."

Well, it is very true. It's way too dark to really see anything of substance in this decrepit old place. This webpage can help. Mayohopper clicks the link and it shows a ghost explaining not only how to fly your computer around as a hoverboard, but also shows how to summon dark-vision goggles?

02/07/16
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Truly... Pure evil in all its glorious stature.

02/07/16
"==>"

Yes! YES! Everyone grab a hat!

I am not wearing any of those stupid head traps, you boob!! I’ll proudly be wearing my crown!

Suit yourself, lass! Now, everyghoul over to the sacrificial slab to celebrate our hardworking guests!!

02/07/16
"==>"

Oh, flim diddly doo. No!

02/07/16
"==>"

Yes! She sure is grand! Now that everything is settled, I demand the party with the hats!!

02/07/16
"==>"

Hello. I go by Frigidity. Keep that in mind, or else.

02/07/16
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Frigidity! Frigidity, young lass! You must join us during this merry time!!


Wha- Covet. We haven’t even finished the live story!

Oh, I think we don’t need to! That ghostbuster-
Ghost hunter…

Eh- Right! Ghost 'unter is very slow and incapable of so many things! Do not be such a stick in the mud! You take ever’thing too seriously, girl! Learn to live a little!

I’m dead, you inglenook!

Ya’ know what I mean! If ya’ just do it this one time, you never have to again! How about that!?

With these peasants? Okay! Fine. Deal! Anything to get you to shut your literal trap! It's not like I can do what I want anyway!

Great!

02/07/16
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Whoa ho ho there, boy! There is no need fer’ any a’ that now! Looks like you have forgotten about that spell ya’ did! When those ingredients were burned in the circle, they went straight to me! But, like always, if a ghost enters the fire, they just end up stranded in the darkness! I am surprised you got ‘roud the ol’ place! This is stupendous, dear boys! We must celebrate before the roasting of that hideous wingflapper!

02/07/16
"==>"

So, I thought I heard about two fellows that came to visit ol’ Covet in the Tower!? Do ya’ know how tough that is ta’ do, lads!? I’m surprised no underlings or anything came to stop ya’ in yer tracks!! Not a lot of gods get visitors in the same room, but whenever I do, I am always in a jolly mood!


O-Oh, lord Covet! It is such an honor to be in your presence! W-What do we need to do? Hand you offerings!? Bow down, or-

02/07/16
"==>"

Toc…. Toc. Look. A big, fiery, spicy ghost god…just like in my dreams…

02/07/16
"==>"

‘Ello, boys!!

02/07/16
"Evil God --> Welcome your hard working lackeys!"

Ah!

02/07/16
"MEANWHILE..."

Tocsin and his geekwad brother enter the portal to the God’s Domain, awaiting the delights that be…

02/07/16
">Mr. Sir Mayohopper: Hang-10 on the Ghost Wide Web!"

Huh, The ghost internet...doesn’t seem all that different from the regular internet in the mortal world… Look at these ads… Mayohopper figures he should download an Ad Blocker later. Now… Which link seems like the most favorable… Help him out here!

02/07/16
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Whoa! Awesome! Let’s open up a browser and start surfin’!

02/07/16
"Back to Mayohopper..."

Yes!! This computer is as good as his! Theft has always been a good alternative to get stuff! Now he just needs to figure out how to turn it on…
Just press this button right here, and…

02/07/16
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Are you really just going to sit there and say what we can and cannot be named? I’ll have you know that terms such as human condiments are rather hurtful to some ghosts and should not be tolerated. How would you feel if I went around town spouting out names based on your outside complexion? Exactly. Furthermore, this brings up another flaw that you seem to blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.

02/07/16
">Why not call the red guy Ketchup and the white guy Popcorn?"

...

28/06/16
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Tocsin is ecstatic to see his best pal able to be so happy today.

28/06/16
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AAAAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

28/06/16
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We finally get an opportunity we'd never thought we could have! We can SEE a GOD! We could get our legs! We could final get rid of that infamous ghost hunter and his stupid bird! We'll make a difference!! LET'S BE AS EVIL AS A GOD.

28/06/16
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Yes... Yes, Toc. We are close; SO close to the god and his chamber!! Oh, isn't this exciting, old friend!?

28/06/16
"MEANWHILE..."

28/06/16
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Aww...no, wait. Come back, man... I need to pay my tithing...

28/06/16
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28/06/16
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Now, that'll be three twiddlediddles, five scrumbs, one rot root and your net. Pretty common stuff around here, bud...

28/06/16
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Alright!... Cool... Cool.


28/06/16
"IDEA!"

WAIT!
This is actually a great idea! That computer is from the ghost world and centers around it! Maybe it has...I dunno...GHOST INTERNET! It could hold a slew of monumental information, even if it looks like something from 1991...
Yes, yes! One computer please!

28/06/16
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Oh man, this one is SO SLOW... No... Mayohopper doesn't want a computer. He wants directions for-
Hold on...
Wait...

28/06/16
"==>"

Yeah, baby... A nice clean computer, fresh from upper Avtallva... Want one?... It'd help me out...

28/06/16
"==>"

Marshmallow very slowly...
introduces...
their...
merchandise...

28/06/16
"==>"

Uhh...emm, w-wha...
Eh?????

28/06/16
"==>"

'Ey there, lil' square face... You wanna buy a computa'?...

23/06/16
">Boo Bros: Soar!"

23/06/16
">Realize that you can't phase an unconscious avian into the Tower of the Gods. Fly her up to the Servants Entrance (of the Gods). "

Darn it all! Okay, up the tower they go!

23/06/16
"Ghost Bros!~ Phase into the Tower of the Gods! Prepare to set the NASTIEST of traps. "

23/06/16
">MEANWHILE... "

Tocsin seems very excited to have more violence occur today and cannot wait to get started!!

23/06/16
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Hmm...
To Mayohopper, it's a bit hard to tell which one is the friendliest...
He'll call them... Potato, Cherry, and Marshmallow for now!
Which one should he approach first and why?

23/06/16
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Let us go bother some of the ghosts around here!
...
...
...
Oh! There are three of them over here!!

23/06/16
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Ta-dah!!

23/06/16
">Mayo Hopper, get out your ghost divining rod! Find a ghost! maybe you can convince (threaten/bribe) them into helping you!"

Of course! He forgot all about the many gadgets he has on hand!

20/06/16
">Tocsin: Take a Lookie."

20/06/16
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Lookie lookie.

20/06/16
"==>"

Ah ha ha!! I know, right!? Terrible! Absolutely dreadful!!
Made all the better when this is the place I met you all that time ago! Good times!... Ah, good times.
Now, You and I have to be back here again to lure the ghost hunter to the Tower Of Gods!

20/06/16
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Here we are, Toc! Home!
How does it feel to be in darkness again?



░▒▓ ▒ ▒ ▒▓ ▒ ▒▓ ░▒▒▒ .

20/06/16
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This is the Outer Darkness, isn't?... The actual outskirts of Avtallva...
He remembers reading about it in one of his many books at home, but the actual place is a way different.
How is he going to catch up to those ghosts now!? There could be anything here, and he cannot waste time!

20/06/16
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And...what is this place??? It seems foreign, yet oddly familiar....

20/06/16
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Things just keep getting worse by the second...

20/06/16
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Let's begin with the horrible blockhead...
Again...

20/06/16
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Ugh... Okay, okay. I'll read the rest of the story...for you... Just don't yell or get to close to my face this time...
I'm just doing it because...well, nobody reads stories to pretty old me and I wanted to see what it was sort of like...
And...
And to see if my side of the bet will be in my favor...

20/06/16
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Why?
Why??
It's a live story, madam!
It is the greatest fun a spirit can ever ask for! And with a ghost hunter coming our way and in danger, the suspense is filled with maddening theorizing and the like! Havin' someone read it to ya' just adds onto the fun! Trust me!

20/06/16
">Chapter Two: Begin"

Listen, I do not particularly care for these sorts of tales, especially if you rub how many followers you have in my face...
Why did you need me to read live stories to you again, Covet? Can't you just send out your underlings or-

16/06/16
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16/06/16
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16/06/16
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16/06/16
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16/06/16
"[NOISE] Spell Completed."

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16/06/16
"==>"

A-Alright! No ghost better move! And for the love of God, p-please do NOT hurt the owl!!

16/06/16
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The rather gay looking dance they performed was complete, even if the act of fusion didn't occur.
Not sure if you know this, but ghosts cannot fuse. What do you think this is, some cartoon about aliens!?

16/06/16
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16/06/16
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16/06/16
">Fusion dance."

They proceed to perform the greatest dance they can muster without music. They've done it together before, so it should be no problem!

11/06/16
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11/06/16
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Alrighty, Toc! The blood has been spilled! Now all we have to do is that dumb dance. Unlike Frigidity, Covet lets his followers choose whatever dance they want! So, what'll it be, partner?

11/06/16
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11/06/16
"..."

11/06/16
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Just don't trip on your own feet.

11/06/16
"==>"

Eugh.

11/06/16
"==>"

He feels unfamished and ready to rumble! Nothing will stop him now!

11/06/16
">Eat your spinach!"

11/06/16
"==>"

He puts the mouth guard in his other pocket. Hope this works!

11/06/16
"==>"

Oh! Why, it's a miracle!! Let's eat this up!

11/06/16
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11/06/16
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EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

11/06/16
"> Have a lot of ideas."

Arg! What to do?? What to do??? Too many ideas!!

09/06/16
">Mr. Sir Mayohopper: Pop open a can of spinach, chug it, and give those ghosts a good what-for. "

He spontaneously takes the can out of his pocket. But, there's another conflict here. He doesn't have anything to open it with. If you have forgotten, Mayohopper is a bit on the weak side in terms of strength.

09/06/16
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The stars sure are nice tonight. It is oddly motivating, like a spark to his soul. He cannot just sit here and get distracted imagining watching these pretty stars with Sapience. He is still a professional!

09/06/16
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09/06/16
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But don't you worry, Toc. We've got some spare blood from last time.
We'll just get it from the fridge later.

09/06/16
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I already have the skins, fire sparks, and the lemon.
We just need to do that stupid dance and get the blood of a fool. But, since that ghost hunter is gone, we can't use him.

09/06/16
"==>"

I need your help again for a couple more things if you don't mind, Pinky.

09/06/16
"==>"

Hold your applause. I found the spell. Nice, right? We have all of the things we need for it!

09/06/16
"==>"

Oh, wow! Is that the owl!? You really have outdone yourself this time! Well done, friend!

I can tell it really pissed you off. Let's hope it's out cold for a real good while. We can send it to Covet if we want.

09/06/16
"==>"

Oh. I hope you don't mind if I use your chalk for a bit, because I found something good!

09/06/16
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Oh! Hey Toc! Missed ya'!

09/06/16
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08/06/16
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08/06/16
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08/06/16
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She's the one that needs to be saved now!!

08/06/16
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You know what?...
Forget about those dumb shoes!!

08/06/16
"[NOISE] Ward Off The Pink Ghost!!!"

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Ward Off The Pink Ghost!!!

08/06/16
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!!!!

08/06/16
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Alright! Who's the trickster that put in this mou-

08/06/16
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And what's this thing in his mouth? A...
FULL MOUTH GUARD? What kind of tomfoolery-

08/06/16
"Woah!!"

HUH!? What the- Eh?? Wow. How long was he out? Feels like a couple of weeks!

08/06/16
"==>"

Now, where did I put that spell?... I know it was hidden around this room...
Hmm...

08/06/16
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All I need is the summoning spell so that I can leap into there effectively!

08/06/16
"==>"

What are you? A Hoatzin??
Us ghosts don't go into that trash heap of plane! Have you seen how bright and peaceful that place is?
Well, I haven't,
but from what I have learned and been told, that place is complete junk!

I need to consult my God in a very different place that your pea-sized brain simply cannot comprehend! I need to go to the
Outer Darkness Of Avtallva.

08/06/16
"==>"

Bwahahahahahahahaaaa!!
Oh man! That's really funny!

08/06/16
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Pffft...

08/06/16
">Grandiose: Attempt to meditate and achieve the astral plane. There you will consult your spirit guide. Then recruit him."

08/06/16
">Sir Mayohopper: Get a little sleepy from how warm and cozy it is in the oven."

Mmm... It sure is nice in here... He'll think he'll sleep the awful aftertaste away.
Nothing can possibly go wrong. They were in the clear!

08/06/16
"==>"

Oh no... Please...
Just go away...

08/06/16
"==>"

Sapience tries to do whatever she can in a panic. She would be using her more powerful abilities if they weren't so devastating. She could blast this silly stove out of the house and into the night sky if she wasn't careful! Give her a break!

08/06/16
">Sapience: Use KNOWING SIGHT to check for ghosts on this floor. "

Sapience proceeds to use her powers to do so, and...
Oh NO!

She sees that the pink ghost is coming back very quickly! She has to act fast!

08/06/16
">Tocsin: Do you have a super invisible ghost friend that not even ghost hunters can see?"

Er... I guess not? He only has one friend. Yeesh. Rude. It's hard to understand this guy sometimes...

08/06/16
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It should be fun!

08/06/16
"==>"

Ahem...Right. Then it's settled. You mess around with that ghost hunter and his owl, and I'll try to consult with
Covet...
Somehow...
It will not be easy...
None of this will...
But,

08/06/16
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08/06/16
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Eh, balls. He's already gone away to do the deed. God. I shouldn't have been so quick to make him feel like we're in a hurry...
No goodbye or nothin'.

08/06/16
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08/06/16
">Grandiose: Complain some more."

Well, it's worth a shot, I'd say. Frigidity is...well... pure evil. Like, really really evil, ya' know. She's kind of a coal-colored jerk.
Eh, well. At least your still here by my side to believe in me.

08/06/16
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08/06/16
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08/06/16
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But, we are not crazy. Do you know what crazy is to me, Toc? Crazy is following fake, fairy tale logic to do good! Oh no!
What we need to do is follow real-world logic to inflict pain on the living because we enjoy ourselves.
We need to be what the gods are;
Pure unadulterated evil!
Think about it. This could be our only chance!

Ooh! Ooh! I bet if we go on and do that, Frigidity or another god might finally pay attention to my accomplishments and pride, and give me my legs!! It has been too long!

08/06/16
"==>"

I'm not completely sure what the hell that thing really is, but it is definitely not something you'd encounter in Avtallva! It's too...elegant. It's power is also unfathomable to me... It's something more of a angelic origin. When it attacked, it didn't make us double die, it just held us off from that blockhead. Maybe that's a thing with these types of spirits? They might not have the will to kill, like most of us other ghosts do.


We gotta find out it's true weakness!
Then, maybe...juuust maybe... We might get the attention of our gods! Ooh! Then, we might be able to kill that ghost hunter that has been screwing everything up for the last 25 years!
Crazy idea, right??

08/06/16
"==>"

It's that feathered abomination.

08/06/16
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But, I think you are forgetting a very important obstacle that's in our way.

08/06/16
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Yeah... Toc... Those ideas are very nice, and feel free to go do that if you want.

08/06/16
">Tocsin: Suggest they feed him his own organs."

In a very Tocsin-like manner, he proceeds to spit out violent desires that should never be heard by mortal ears.

08/06/16
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Oh, you poor, poor sir. Don't worry. Miss Sapience will try to pry you out of there... This might take a while.


But in the meantime, what do you think those two ghosts up to?...
Last time one got pimp slapped in the face when they were taking a break? Oh! They were probably planning on ways to kill Mayohopper! I think...

08/06/16
"> Search the oven. And by search, I mean manage to get your whole body into the oven and accidentally close the door. Whoops!"

08/06/16
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Mayohopper panics as he cannot seem to get the awful taste out of his mouth.

08/06/16
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EEEUUUUGGGHHH. NO! What was that!?!? That was NOT Purple stuff!! At least not stuff that was in date! It tasted all coppery, old, and gross!!

08/06/16
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Mmm! It looks like some of ol' Wonka's Purple Stuff! He used to drink it all of the time when he was younger!
Sure, this packaging might look a bit different, but who cares!? Let's chug this sweet beverage!

08/06/16
">Search the fridge."

Hmm? What is this stuff? It's the only thing in there.

08/06/16
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Scram, you pest!

08/06/16
"==>"

Oh god! A Soul-Sucking Demon From the 666th Dimension!

08/06/16
">Maybe there's a leftover pancake underneath that frying pan."

SKREEEEEEEEE!!

08/06/16
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Okay, okay. Fine. He'll just look under this old pan. Just give it a bit of a lift, and...

08/06/16
">Ask your knowledgeable partner for the best place to start."

For the love of God and all that is holy, do NOT use the stove. Every single time you have used one, it has always lead to a catastrophic disaster! Use something else, blockhead! It's for your own good.

08/06/16
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Ehugh. This place is a mess. Would it double kill these ghosts to tidy up every now and then?... Then again, Mayohopper is one to talk. His laboratory can be a disaster...
Now, where should he look for some food?...

08/06/16
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08/06/16
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Let's go see what kind of grub this place has!

08/06/16
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08/06/16
">The kitchen. Ghost huntin' calls for a full stomach. "

Come to think of it, he's been on this trip for so long, that he skipped lunch!
Good idea! Let's take a break for a bit. He's sure those shoes are fine wherever they are...for now.

08/06/16
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Umm...wow.


Anyways, where on the map should he go to?...

08/06/16
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08/06/16
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He- oh.
Oh. What in the devil?...
What happened to it!? It's full of pink smudges and scribbles. On top of that, some of the pink scribbles are written in Gobbledygook. Darn it! Mayohopper can't read that! He can barely make out some of the green text, too. How about flipping to the back? How would that fair?

08/06/16
"==>"

A MAP OF THE FIRST FLOOR!
This should really come in handy for looking around this old house, even if it's just a little section of it. Mayohopper is eager to see where he is!

08/06/16
"==>"

Mr. Sir Mayohopper picks up one of the boxes. This particular one isn't that heavy, but Sapience assures him that something is snug inside it. He opens the box to find...

08/06/16
"==>"

Anywho...
Wow! A room with better light! Looks to be a storage room!
There are even some boxes lying around. It wouldn't hurt to go snooping for more things on your journey...

08/06/16
"==>"

You want to keep your spirits up for as long as you can.

08/06/16
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After all, a professional needs to be reminded of the dangers and risks of his job every now and then.
That's why it's also a good idea to have a partner with you when you can.
Although this job reminds you that you will eventually pass one day, that still doesn't hold you back.

08/06/16
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There are always going to be surprises on every corner. The spirit world is a feisty place, and by the great Scahbahlabahgus,
you'll see to it that you will survive every time you encounter it or its residents.

08/06/16
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You are a professional. A bit of a silly one, but experienced nonetheless. Never doubt that.

08/06/16
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08/06/16
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08/06/16
"The Hunt Begins..."

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08/06/16
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Oh... Wow.
Thanks.
I really needed that.

08/06/16
"..."

08/06/16
">Tocsin: Shoosh-pap your moirail- er, Boo Bro "

Shoosh? Pap?
Don't know anything about that!
Tocsin will just do his best at whatever you mean.
Sorry. It's for you're own good, Grandiose.

08/06/16
"==>"

Where and what is your damn egg!?!?
Was it the ghost hunter!?!?
OH! Sorry!! I so didn't mean to make it crack!
That guy might as well be an egg! Have you seen his complexion!?!?
By the way, if I somehow am a damned blueberry cheesecake to birds,
SCREW IT!!

WELCOME TO THE GHOULISH CHEESECAKE FACTORY, YOU BOZOS!!
FEAST UPON THE EMBARRASSED AND CRUMBLY BLUE LAGOON-COLORED DESSERT FROM THE DEVIL'S OVEN!
HAVE AT IT!
I DARE THEM!!!


Needless to say that Grandiose was still very stressed out. Tocsin was doing his best to listen and calm him down.

08/06/16
"Meanwhile, a bitter ghost rants to his Boo Bro about birds..."

Like...look, Toc.
Do you ever just...see a bird just...flying?
You know, it's just squawking away at nothing, and then it lands on the ground, yes?
You do a harmless thing like, haunt dreams or talk about eating etiquette... It sees you as a threat because you're too close to its eggs, even if you aren't actually anywhere near them???
Then, they proceed to peck off piece after piece of you like you're some sort of tasty blueberry cheesecake in retaliation for its egg!?!?

08/06/16
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What's this?...

08/06/16
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*Click!*

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Ehugh... Why would he? There could be age-old green slop in here for all he cared!
Besides, fancy wine wasn't exactly his thing. If he ever wanted a great beverage to sip on in situations fit for the after-party of a royal symphony, he'd just gulp down sweet cranberry juice boxes.
Those were high quality. Why, back in his evil laboratory in Sweden, he would-

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">Better check every bottle. Juuuuuust in case. I'm sure Sapience agrees. And Move a bottle just the right way to reveal a secret entrance behind one of the wine racks. Or, make a catastrophic domino-like crash with all of the shelves."

Let us consult Sapience on these choices...

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Certainly don't play dominoes now. If there are any more hostile ghosts, they could hear Mayohopper! The wisdom concludes that her keeper should check every single bottle in this smelly old cellar.
Every. Single. One.
Just don't drink it!

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Mayohopper and Sapience are now in the badly-drawn Wine Cellar! Mayohopper has never actually seen one of these before. It's quite eye-opening! Think the shoes are in here?

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">You are now in the Wine Cellar. Casually pass by KID from the Wínd forum adventure."

Mayohopper and Sapience pass by a KID that is most likely on a more interesting adventure. Considering how busy both of them are, Mayohopper gives the KID and his guide a friendly little wave as Sapience's eyes wonder all around the room.

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Boy, it's dark in here... Where exactly are Mayohopper and Sapience at now?

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You wanna just kill them now?...
Be my guest...
Let's just rest for a bit. That bird was a nightmare...

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"Tocsin: Flip the fuck out."

Well, what else would he do at this moment in time? Well, I suppose he should check on Grandiose.

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Oh! This is why Mayohopper is a keeper! Thank you! Oh! Mayohopper never told you all. This little embodiment of wisdom has a name!
She goes by Sapience, and the ghost hunter couldn't be any happier to have her by his side! Now, let's go look for those shoes!

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">Peck at him a bit. The idiot's a sound sleeper."

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">Tickle his nose with a feather to wake him up."

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Well she would do that, but as you can clearly see, Mr. Sir Mayohopper has no sniffer to spare.

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">In a flashback, tell Sir Mayo Hopper how to open a jar."

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It actually wasn't all that long ago when the PURE WISDOM told her keeper how to properly open a jar. She was always so good on reminding him. The problem was that, at this current time, he most likely sealed her jar a bit too tightly. She'll tell him to be a bit more careful next time.

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The sleepy keeper of PURE WISDOM is safe for now.
Should she try to wake him up?

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">Tocsin: Suffer the consequences of dealing irrationally with the embodiment of wisdom."

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">Pure Wisdom: Think of poor Mr. Mayohopper"

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Oh, Jesus!
He's trying to crush her head!
This is totally unnecessary! The PURE WISDOM is paralyzed with fear and cannot move!!

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Uh oh! What is he doing to her?!

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Tocsin is thoroughly pissed off at the wretched owl for harming Grandiose! He should have never opened that jar! What was he thinking!? Revenge is on his mind. Tocsin wastes no time!-

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">Ghost Hunter: Have a dream about ghosts."

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Hmm... Ghost hunting is so much fun... Nothing but...hard work from start to finish...
Zzz...

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Piece of cake this one is.

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">PURE WISDOM: Open up a jar of whoop-ass and serve these hungry ghosts a heaping helping."

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Lo and behold. It is Mayohopper's PURE WISDOM, come to save the day! Her majestic eyes lock onto a blue target. Unfortunately, she does not have another jar with her. Just her raw loyalty to her keeper.

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Are you aware of the diverse ways ghosts can feast and gorge on sustenance?
Why, it's almost frightening!
First, there is the energy of humans!
Oh yes! Mm mm mm!
But that delicacy is only available to certain ghosts with the ability to suck out other souls!
I've heard that it is quite scrumptious!
Oh, and did you know of the ghostly tendencies of Spirit Cannibalism?
This is mostly exclusive to our gods in Avtallva, however-

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"> Grandiose: keep Mayo asleep by spouting on about the several intricate layers of ghost eating etiquette. "

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Ah, ah, ah, Mr. Ghost Hunter.
I see it in your mortal eyeballs.
You seem famished!
Heh! This upbringing reminds me of a lecture I told the other morning!
You must know! It'll sooth you into your slumber again...

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OH-
Oh my god. The horror... The TERROR. The horrible memories of molded dairy goods and that horrible restaurant are flooding back into Mayohopper's head! This is just-

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">Mayo Hopper: These ghostly movements translate to bringing back your old FEAR OF CHEESE and CHEESE RELATED products, also known as the NEW OLIVE GARDEN CHEESY BREADSTICK DIPPERS."

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Oh! Look at that! Is the ghost hunter finally waking up?

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Woo Woo WOO!

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Ehhh. Screw it. The blue ghost is dead anyway.

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">Grandiose: Stand above and in front of The dummy and hold the lantern. Flail your arms high up in the air and shout woo woo woo at him while he lies unconscious.(Drawn from Mayo Hoppers perspective)"

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While that is a highly questionable act for Grandiose to perform, Tocsin seems to have no shame at all for doing his own job...

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What're Boo Brothers for?

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Teamwork has always served them in their favor. Nothing has really ever gotten in the way for these ghosts. After all,

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">Tocsin: Open the jar. >Grandiose: Haunt."

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Alright. The jobs are settled.

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">Haunt his dreams! >Try to open the jar yourselves."

Ah...yes...
But the question is...
Which ghost is going to do what?

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TOCSIN, THE PINK GHOST.
BRIEF CHARACTER INFO:

Tocsin can be an aggressive spirit.
When threatened, beaten or hurt, he can become very, very wrathful.
His determination to get revenge is a bit of a legacy, and might have even made the gods tremble at some points.
He has successfully hunted down all of his victims and eliminated them with his raw strength and inner power that his yet to be seen by any living being. His is also very fickle and twitchy. Also, he likes to rap.
It is a mystery to you as to how he got his name, or what it implies.
The only other being he is actually thoughtful and nice to is his Boo Brother, who has always been there for him. Tocsin really appreciates his Boo Brother.
Why?
You have yet to know...





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GRANDIOSE, THE BLUE GHOST.
BRIEF CHARACTER INFO:
Now, here's an active and prideful guy. Grandiose is the caretaker of the spooky house and Tocsin's Boo Brother. Grandiose likes being a sophisticated and snarky spook.
Not only that, but he can be very cunning, tricky, sarcastic, and snobby whenever he wants to.
Oh. He's also really smart on ghost culture, its society, and the Afterlife.
It's not so much a mystery as to how he got his name.
As mentioned before, he likes to be active whenever he needs to, despite how he looks.
Also, he will do anything to help out Tocsin. The rest of him is for you to discover.

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The two ghosts then begin to argue about what they should do about the ghost hunter. It isn't quite clear as to what they are saying, especially the pink ghost.
All that one seems to do is speak in incoherent hisses, gurgles, and growls. That is actually a ghost language known as Gobbledygook. The blue ghost on the other hand, can speak English very well. Right now, he's just speaking in Gobbledygook so that his pink pal can understand him. Eventually, they come up with some ideas, thanks to you!

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"He is very much a threat. He is so powerful, he can even knock himself out!"

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Ehhmmnn...
They still aren't quite sure... I mean, that was just idiotic.
Whatever... They'll think of something to get rid of him maybe...

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A blue ghost and a pink ghost just watched this idiot the whole time while in the darkness, and wonder if they should consider this guy a legitimate threat...

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And he's out cold!

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"Spike it football-style. That'll get that silly wisdom out. "

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Eh? You want him to...kick it? He's from Sweden, so the only football he knows is the one with the round black and white ball that you kick...
Umm... Well, alright. He'll give it a shot...

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Oh! This could be it! Oop! He's got it! Wait- No. No, he hasn't. Agh! He needs help!

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Ooh! You stupid thing!! Come. ON!

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Come on, you stupid jar! Open!

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If he can, um...
Gosh, jars are hard to open. Um- Give him a sec.

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Yes! YES! This power is unfathomable! We are all so curious as to what could be inside!

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Yes. He can feel the power surge in the jar.

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His SUPERNATURAL JAR OF WISDOM. His blocky hand clutches the lid, preparing to open the odd jar...

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">Something more... the plot thicken."

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Hmm... Yes, indeed. Something more is a good idea... Mayohopper gets out...

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What could be lurking in the darkness anyway?... You've done this for years, even the silly bits. Ghosts are no laughing matter... You should prepare for the most dire of fates. You usually do. Those ill beats must have triggered a response somewhere in this old, dusty house...

Investigate? Or something more?...

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Huh...
Now wait just one darn minute...

That's TEN more minutes wasted while having the time of his life! Dammit, Mayohopper! Get it together!

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Get it good!
These shoes are great, but they still couldn't replace his beloved Z-coils.

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"> Dance to some mad jams with that beatbox! Ghosts love mad jams. Put the pumpkins on as shoes and attempt to lick chocolate off the floor. Waste not, want not!"

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Now, those...
THOSE.
Are the single greatest ideas in eons!

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Well, there you ago again, Mr. Sir Mayohopper! Breaking things! Let's just hope the ghosts that are in this house aren't hostile and are coming for you after that loud noise... Anyways, welcome to the Cellar! Wow! There is a lot of sweet junk in here! Mayohopper wonders what else could be in here... Maybe some of these things will help him find the ghosts as well as his shoes!


What should Mayohopper do next??

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">Into the cellar door you go!"

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Why not?
Woo hoo! Ride like the wind, Mayohopper! You'll be at that smelly old house in no time!


Where in the house does he slide into?

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">Rub chocolate on feet and slide over to the house under the influence of lantern fuel."

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Oh man oh man! This is great! The energy flows so quickly through Mayohopper's body!

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">Drink the lantern's fuel"

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Lantern fuel is actually a great source of energy for any blockhead! In fact, it's made out of SPECIAL LIGHTING ECTOPLASM! Not only does it light lanterns, but it can provide Mayohopper with the speed and energy he needs to catch up on his time!
Let's see him take a swing!

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"Wait..."

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Whoa, whoa, whoa!
With all of this silly reminiscing, Mayohopper has wasted approximately 10 minutes! He must hurry before the sun comes up and he misses his show!

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Because of all of that youthful adrenaline, you were inspired enough to create the spookiest story known to mankind whist in London that one time: The Legend of Spring-Heeled Jack!
Let him tell you that tale!

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">Reminisce on your adventures with your Z-Coil shoes, and how you created the legend of Spring-Heeled Jack that one time you visited London, thus wasting even more time."

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Oh, yes!

The memories of those Z-Coils are plentiful! The dark nights hunting down spirits that tormented the living and hopping up real high into the air to catch them with your inter-dimensional GHOST NET OF PERIL. Most ghosts tremble at the name of the net.

Ah, Such good times as a young blockhead...even if your face didn't change much...at all.

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He stands on a foggy sidewalk with a lantern in his hand as he looks onward at the house were the ghosts have supposedly taken refuge. Of course, it's a dark and stormy night, because spookiness. Lightning clouds hang over the fragile old piece of property as thunder cracks from the sky. Yes. That has to be the place! It's so spooky!


But, wait! That house looks to be pretty far away, and his scrawny little stick legs won't be able to carry him that far without wasting time. He does NOT want to miss the new episode of "Two Blokes and A Goat".

All he has is his lantern, tie, and a half-melted Kinder Surprise Egg in his pocket.



What should Mr. Sir Mayohopper do?

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"Ghost Hunt"

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Hello, and welcome to the Ghost Hunt Adventure!
Today, you find yourself in the non-existent shoes of Mr. Sir Mayohopper, an expert ghost hunter!
For 25 years, he has been hunting down ghosts all across the world. He likes to use them as light sources and energy for his evil laboratory project in Sweden. But, that's not important now. He has a passion for catching poltergeists in particular since they are the most fun. But, he won't get the choice to catch one of those tonight. At least he doesn't think so. Right now, he is in Ireland to chase down the ghosts in a haunted house - Ghosts that stole his beloved Z-Coil shoes for jumping up high places and catching butterflies.

Now, he must find the ghosts!