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21/04/17
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09/04/17
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MEJARA: ~...finds"me~

09/04/17
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MEJARA: ~f...~

09/04/17
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MEJARA: ~fuck"that"was"so"good~
~now"I"just"gotta"clean"this"up"before"anyone f-...~

18/03/17
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MEJARA: ~it's"lunch"time~

02/03/17
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MEJARA: ~hey"kid?~

02/03/17
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27/02/17
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MEJARA: ~f-fuck"that"little"greenblood"looks"delicious~
~...I"know"what"I'M"having"for"lunch~

02/02/17
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MEJARA: ~oh"shit"never"mind"what's"going"on"here?~

02/02/17
"==> MEJARA: Come back to reality"


MEJARA: ~ugh"great"that"was"the"last"thing"I"needed"today~
~stupid"stuck"up"brats"trying"to"get"me"in"trouble,"then"dragging"up"shit"memories~
~fuckin'"nice~
~...~
~great"and"to"top"it"all"off"I'm"starving~
~I"wonder"if"there's"any"places"left"where"can"I'get"food"that"I"won't"get"kicked"out"of~

19/01/17
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MEJARA: ~ugh"I"gotta"get"outta"here"and"get"cleaned"up"before"Jarvis"changes"his"mind"and"finishes"me"off~
~dunno"where"I"can"clean"myself"up,"but"there"should"be"somewhere"nearby~
~though"maybe"I"shouldn't"stay"close"considering"he'll"kill"me"if"he"sees"me"again~

19/01/17
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MEJARA: ~fuck"it"is~

19/01/17
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MEJARA: ~i-is"that"fucking"blood?~

11/01/17
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MEJARA: ~jesus"christ"my"head"hurts~
~I"really"don't"think"a"kick"to"the"fucking"head"was"necessary~

11/01/17
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Wow, that was fucking rude. You can't believe your own gang, your own matesprit, just kicked you out. Well, he's your ex-matesprit now, but who cares.

You don't need someone like him.

07/01/17
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07/01/17
"==> MEJARA: Relive tragic backstory"

06/01/17
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MEJARA: ~the"one"time"I"try"to"be"the"good"guy~
~and"I'm"still"the"fucking"bad"guy~

06/01/17
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NEMURA: 🌙 I wi∫∫ be sure to never recommend your services to anyone wishing to make a purchase simi∫ar to mine.
🌙 You shou∫d have just accepted the money without question.
🌙 Good day.

05/01/17
"==> MEJARA: Give in"


MEJARA: ~whatever"kid~
~fuck"up"your"life"if"you"want"to~

NEMURA: 🌙 Hmph. That wasn't so hard now, was it?

MEJARA: ~just~
~take"them"and"piss"off"before"I"change"my"fucking"mind~

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22/12/16
"==> NEMURA: Get angry"

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20/12/16
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NEMURA: 🌙 You wi∫∫ se∫∫ to me.

MEJARA: ~look~
~I"have"my"reasons"for"not"wanting"to~

NEMURA: 🌙 You don't have a f**cking choice.
🌙 Either you give them to me, or I wi∫∫ te∫∫ a higher-up about your wrong-doings.

MEJARA: ~does"it"look"like"I"care?~
~I'd"probably"be"happier"locked"up~
~At"least"I'd"get"fed"in"prison~

NEMURA: 🌙 Hmph.
🌙 I high∫y doubt it.
🌙 Someone ∫ike you wou∫d be p∫aced on death row.

MEJARA: ~can"you"just"scram?~
~I"have"no"business"with"you~
~fuck"off"away"from"me~

NEMURA: 🌙 Why, may I ask, do you bother se∫∫ing these narcotics if you turn around to every potentia∫ buyer and attempt to turn them away from making a purchase?
🌙 Or is it just me? That’s a ∫itt∫e bit unfair, don’t you think?

19/12/16
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MEJARA: ~hah"yeah"nice"try~
~I"only"sell"to"trolls"eight"and"a"half"or"older~
~scram"kid~

NEMURA: 🌙 Excuse me, but I am e∫even.

MEJARA: ~...~
~you"really"expect"me"to"believe"that?~

NEMURA: 🌙 It's true?
🌙 Do you want me to whip out a birth certificate to prove I'm of ∫ega∫ age?

MEJARA: ~yeah"some"identification'd"be"good~
~mr"'I"have"chronic"babyface'~

NEMURA: 🌙 Yeah, no.
🌙 I thought tro∫∫s in your position wou∫d be happy making a purchase regard∫ess of who was buying.

MEJARA: ~I"might"be"irresponsible~
~but"at"least"I"don't"go"around"selling"drugs"to"kids~

13/12/16
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NEMURA: 🌙 Are you Mejara?

MEJARA: ~yeah"who's"asking~

NEMURA: 🌙 I am.

MEJARA: ~and"you"are?~

NEMURA: 🌙 That's none of your business.
🌙 How much is the sh*t you're se∫∫ing?

07/12/16
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NEMURA: 🌙 Hey!

MEJARA: ~shit!~

07/12/16
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MEJARA: ~tch~
~stingy"bastard"didn't"give"me"the"right"amount"of"cash~

29/11/16
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Well, that definitely looked like a shifty figure if you ever saw one. They matched the description of the troll you were looking for perfectly, so you figured it would be safe to assume that they were the one you needed to find.

29/11/16
"==> NEMURA: Check it out"

Yeah, there's definitely something suspicious going on over there.

27/11/16
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The troll you're looking for to help you out... they are... somewhere here. At least, there were rumours of them hanging around. You just hoped they were true.

Wait, yes! There they are, over near that little yellow plant stall. At least, you were sure it was them. You can't see very well from over here. You can't see them properly? Maybe you should go take a closer look.

27/11/16
"==> NEMURA: Stop acting suspicious "

Yeah, that'd be a good idea. Besides, it's not like you're not here every other week anyway. Just be your usual, depressed self and no-one'd bat an eye. That's what you usually do, right?

26/11/16
"==> NEMURA: Search"

You're in the market to buy some medicinal herbs for your mentor due to an unfortunate happening. However, while this trip is of great importance, you have another thing on your mind. You plan to make a purchase of your own. Illegal it may be, but you were becoming desperate.
What will you do?

25/11/16
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SEVRIK: //-> um
//-> 1'm n0t an 0bject f0r y0u t0 just use as y0u please?

24/11/16
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TAKAIO: --_Besides_--
--_Why_would_I_fuck_him_now_if_I_can_probably_do_it_whenever?_--

23/11/16
"==> HYRINA: Butt in"


HYRINA: ≈ oh nuh uh im going w/ u
≈ u aint fuckin him before hess ssettled into home dumbassss

TAKAIO: --_W-what?_--
--_I_was_not_hinting_at_that_--

HYRINA: ≈ ye u were
≈ i know u better than ur lussuss doess
≈ itss obviouss to everyone that thatss what u were implying

TAKAIO: --_I_was_not_--

HYRINA: ≈ takaio minori
≈ i can tell when ur lying im not that sstupid

TAKAIO: --_Now_come_on_--
--_That's_hardly_fair_--
--_Sex_isn't_always_the_only_thing_on_my_mind_y'know_--

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12/11/16
"==> DAOVIA: Get off your Lusus and say hello"


DAOVIA: (o)> Hello there! <(o)
(o)> Sorry I just dropped by unannounced like this, but I couldn't help but be excited to meet my new neighbours! <(o)
(o)> How are you all? <(o)

11/11/16
"==> LUSUS: Land"


HYRINA: ≈ yo that rly iss a big fuckin bird

SEVRIK: //-> yeah that's what 1 sa1d

11/11/16
"==> HYRINA: Look up"


HYRINA: ≈ hey pissssblood boi
≈ aint that the bird u pointed out earlier

SEVRIK: //-> p1ssbl00d what

05/11/16
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SEVRIK: //-> w-wha--?
//-> what's th1s all 0f a sudden?

05/11/16
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SEVRIK: //-> can't y0u tw0 get al0ng f0r just 0ne day?
//-> surely 1t can't hurt
(//-> th0ugh 1t 1s funny t0 watch them b1cker)

04/11/16
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ALSCIA: (v-v) I can do this on my own, you know?

TAKAIO: --_Yeah_--
--_Because_you're_obviously_doing_so_much_work_--

ALSCIA: (v-v) well no-one asked you to help so stop complaining

03/11/16
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02/11/16
"==> DAOVIA: Leave via massive bird"


DAOVIA: (o)> I do hope they won't mind me saying hello. <(o)
(o)> Oh, I should bake them something for later, too. <(o)
(o)> That'd be nice! <(o)
(o)> I still get nervous jumping out the window like this... <(o)
(o)> If i fall I can only blame myself for not using the door like a regular person, haha. <(o)

01/11/16
"==> ALSCIA: Back to the present"


ALSCIA: (v-v) holy crrrap
(v-v) that shit-shack was yourrrs?
(v-v) can't you afforrrd something betterrr?

TAKAIO: --_Yeah_--
--_I_could_have_--
--_But_I_don't_like_spending_much_--

HYRINA: ≈ i spend it for him mosst of the time

TAKAIO: --_Which_you_won't_be_doing_from_now_on_--
--_I_don't_have_a_job_anymore_--

HYRINA: ≈ aww no fair

ALSCIA: (v-v) some job

SEVRIK: //-> Al d0n't be rude

30/10/16
"==> ALSCIA: Remember"


ALSCIA: (v-v) wow what an ugly hive

TAKAIO: --_Fuck_you_--

29/10/16
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TAKAIO: --_So_this_is_your_Moirail's_house?_--

ALSCIA: (v-v) i have a name dumbass

TAKAIO: --_Whatever_--
--_I_wasn't_talking_to_you_--

SEVRIK: //-> uh yeah, 1 guess s0?
//-> 1'm n0t l1v1ng w1th her th1s t1me th0ugh
//-> she g0t me a place undergr0und

TAKAIO: --_Underground?_--
--_That's_pretty_cool_--
--_Why_though?_--

SEVRIK: //-> um...
//-> pr0bably t0 pr0tect 0thers fr0m my l1ttle uh, 'pr0blem'

TAKAIO: --_Problem?_--

SEVRIK: //-> d0n't w0rry

HYRINA: ≈ u got ursself a nice place here girl
≈ miness probss too big for me sso im jealouss haha

TAKAIO: --_Yeah_it's_not_bad_--

ALSCIA: (v-v) wait this isn't fairrr!
(v-v) i don't want you knowing wherrre i live
(v-v) why don't you tell me wherrre YOU live, huh?!

TAKAIO: --_Uh_--
--_We_drove_past_my_hive_--
--_And_you_insulted_it_--
--_Don't_you_remember?_--

28/10/16
"==> DAOVIA: Call Hirsch"


DAOVIA: (o)> Oh Hirsch! <(o)
(o)> I think the new hiveowners are here! <(o)
(o)> I'm going to go down and meet them, would you like to come too? <(o)

HIRSCH: }I'm sorry Dove but I cæan't{

DAOVIA: (o)> Oh? <(o)
(o)> Why is that? <(o)

HIRSCH: }Zæhhri hæs run æwæy{
}I meæn, I found him but...{
}He's climbed æ tree ænd I cæn't get him down{

DAOVIA: (o)> My goodness, it sounds like you have your hands full, haha. <(o)

HIRSCH: }Yeæh, I never thought bæbysitting could be so hærd{

DAOVIA: (o)> Haha, good luck with him! <(o)
(o)> I'm going to go and check these trolls out. <(o)
(o)> They seem very rich and important from the car I saw. <(o)

HIRSCH: }Dæmn it{
}I wæs hoping they wouldn't be{

DAOVIA: (o)> Oh hush, I'm sure they're very nice! <(o)
(o)> Alright, I should go. <(o)
(o)> Maybe brush my hair too as I found out that it is very windy outside. <(o)

HIRSCH: }Æh okay{
}Bye, I love you{

DAOVIA: (o)> Goodbye! <(o)
(o)> I love you too! <(o)


[END CALL]

27/10/16
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HYRINA: ≈ actually u know on the topic of lussii
≈ where are urss
≈ only mine and tkss are in the car

ALSCIA: (v-v) yeah and yourrrs is a little too close to me forrr comforrrt
(v-v) d-does it bite?

HYRINA: ≈ nah not rly

SEVRIK: //-> 0ur lus11 are a b1t t00 b1g t0 br1ng w1th us but they have pretty g00d senses 0f smell s0 they'd be able t0 sn1ff us 0ut eas1ly

HYRINA: ≈ huh fair enough
≈ but thiss iss a fair way out ay

SEVRIK: //-> d0n't w0rry
//-> they'll f1nd us

27/10/16
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SEVRIK: //-> h0ly sh1t 1s that s0me0ne's lusus?
//-> 1t's huge!
//-> pr0bably b1gger than m1ne even
//-> wh1ch 1s pretty b1g

//-> y0u kn0w
//-> 1t never really 0ccurred t0 me that there'd be 0ther tr0lls l1v1ng here
//-> 1 h0pe they're all n1ce

TAKAIO: --_Doesn't_look_like_there's_many_hives_here_either_--
--_Besides_the_ones_we've_bought_I've_only_spotted_a_couple_--

SEVRIK: //-> yeah
//-> y0u kn0w 1t'll be n1ce l1v1ng 1n a qu1et place l1ke th1s
//-> wh0 kn0ws
//-> 1f there 1s 0nly 0ne 0r tw0 pe0ple here 1 m1ght n0t be as afra1d t0 get 0uts1de
//-> as much as 1 l1ke stay1ng 1nd00rs...

TAKAIO: --_I_think_you'll_do_just_fine_--
--_It_seems_like_the_perfect_place_for_you_to_unwind_and_be_yourself_--

ALSCIA: (v-v) as much as I'd hate to agrrree with him, he's rrright
(v-v) it's going to be good forrr you Sevrrrik
(v-v) it's yourrr kind of envirrronment

26/10/16
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DAOVIA: (o)> Oh my! <(o)
(o)> A car? That I was not expecting. <(o)
(o)> Only the very rich and socially powerful can obtain those. <(o)
(o)> Oh dear, I do hope they're not casteist highbloods... <(o)
(o)> They could be very dangerous for me. <(o)
(o)> ... <(o)
(o)> Haha, I'm sure they're good people regardless. <(o)

25/10/16
"==> DAOVIA: Look outside"

25/10/16
"==> LUSUS: Scream"

Ah yes, what a good idea. You're a genius.


LUSUS: *SCREECH*

DAOVIA: (o)> HUH? <(o)
(o)> Oh, what is it girl? Do you need me? <(o)

LUSUS: *Chirrup, chirp*

DAOVIA: (o)> Something outside? Are you sure? <(o)

25/10/16
"==> LUSUS: Wake your adopted daughter"

Daovia is sleeping peacefully, but you can see something driving slowly past the rooftop you reside on. You need to tell her immediately! She will praise you later for informing her about this thing and give you a fish. You love fish.

How should you wake her?

24/10/16
"==> TAKAIO: Let her in and go"


TAKAIO: --_I'm_gonna_kick_your_ass_--

HYRINA: ≈ not b4 i kick urss firsst fuckhead
≈ how many timess do i have to tell u to get a car w/ a higher roof
≈ my neckss gonna be sso ssore at the end of thiss trip
≈ i bet u dont have to bend urss at an odd angle to get ur hornss to fit

TAKAIO: --_You_should_shave_them_down_and_stop_complaining_--

HYRINA: ≈ fuck no
≈ u didnt sshave urss down when i told u to
≈ remember when u got a tree branch caught in those sshitty triangle bitss of ur hornss
≈ i told u to lop them off to make for an eassier life but no

TAKAIO: --_We_don't_talk_about_the_tree_incident_--

HYRINA: ≈ yeah we do
≈ becausse u were cryin and everythin

TAKAIO: --_Hyrina_--
--_Shut_up_--

ALSCIA: (v-v) no please
(v-v) do go on

HYRINA: ≈ oh hey i didnt ssee u there bc ur sso ssmall
≈ hi im rina

ALSCIA: (v-v) thrrrow shade at Takaio all you want
(v-v) but don't talk to me dirrrectly

HYRINA: ≈ k

SEVRIK: //-> h1 1'm Sevr1k

HYRINA: ≈ oh hey
≈ yo tk iss that the cute boy u ssmasshed the other night

SEVRIK: //-> 1 uh

TAKAIO: --_Rina_please_--
--_Shut_your_mouth_--
--_I'd_like_to_actually_make_it_to_our_destination_--
--_Without_being_ripped_to_death_by_an_angry_midget_--

ALSCIA: (v-v) watch yourrr back prrretty boy

23/10/16
"==> TAKAIO: Turn around"


TAKAIO: --_JESUS_FUCKING_SHIT_HYRINA_--

ALSCIA: (v-v) *snort*


23/10/16
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ALSCIA: (v-v) alrrright who the hell is that?

TAKAIO: --_Uh_--
--_My_Moirail?_--

ALSCIA: (v-v) why does she have suitcases?
(v-v) she is NOT coming with us
(v-v) first you and now herrr?
(v-v) no, nuh-uh

TAKAIO: --_Too_bad_--
--_She's_really_stubborn_and_bought_a_place_as_soon_as_I_mentioned_I'd_be_moving_--
--_Though..._--
--_I_said_I'd_pick_her_up_at_her's_but_it_looks_like_she_couldn't_wait_--

ALSCIA: (v-v) so I guess you gave herrr ourrr addrrress too if she's HERRRE

TAKAIO: --_What?_--
--_I_didn't_want_her_worrying_about_where_I_was_--
--_And_besides_--
--_It's_not_your_address_anymore_is_it_--

SEVRIK: //-> uh Taka10?
//-> turn ar0und
//-> and are y0u g01ng t0 st0p the car?

22/10/16
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HYRINA: ≈ OI ASSSSFUCK
≈ DONT U DARE THINK UR GONNA BE LEAVIN MY BITCHASSSS SSO SSOON
≈ SSTOP THE CAR AY
≈ IM COMIN W/ U
≈ ...
≈ fuck it if he aint sstopping neither am i
≈ cant believe im gonna run thiss iss not my idea of a good time

22/10/16
"==> TAKAIO: Look outside"

That strangely shaped purple and black thing does look familiar... you can't make it out though. You hate being short-sighted. Should you even be driving a car? Maybe if you squint hard enough...

22/10/16
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TAKAIO: --_Oh_yeah_--
--_Don't_let_him_lick_you_--
--_Not_unless_you_enjoy_nausea_and_vomiting_--
--_He_has_barbs_on_his_tongue_that_are_coated_in_a_thick_poison_--
--_Lowbloods_like_you_are_particularly_affected_by_the_effects_of_it_--
--_Thank_goodness_I'm_immune_because_he_is_quite_affectionate_--
--_Enjoy_the_trip!_--

ALSCIA: (v-v) ...!!

SEVRIK: //-> um... Taka10
//-> what's that 0uts1de?

22/10/16
"==> ALL: Get into car"


TAKAIO: --_So_--
--_You_doing_okay_back_there_sweetie?_--

SEVRIK: //-> um Taka10...

TAKAIO: --_Shh_hold_on_Sev_I'm_having_fun_--
--_Make_yourself_comfy_because_it's_going_to_be_a_long_trip_--
--_Three_or_more_fun-filled_hours_with_your_new_best_friend_--
--_Aw_look!_--
--_He_likes_you!_--

22/10/16
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TAKAIO: --_Here_let_me_--

SEVRIK: //-> whew
//-> thanks
//-> 1 swear 1f 1 had t0 h0ld that any l0nger 1 w0uld have dr0pped 1t

TAKAIO: --_No_prob_hot_stuff_--
--_I_got_your_back_--

ALSCIA: (v-v) gag

SEVRIK: //-> Al please

TAKAIO: --_Ignore_her_--
--_..._--
--_Are_these_the_last_boxes?_--

SEVRIK: //-> yeah 1 th1nk s0

TAKAIO: --_Sweet_--
--_I'll_dump_these_in_the_back_seat_and_we_can_go_--

SEVRIK: //-> 1 call sh0tgun

ALSCIA: (v-v) no fuck you
(v-v) I am NOT rrriding in the back with that dumbass dog

TAKAIO: --_Yes_you_are_--

ALSCIA: (v-v) no I'm not!

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ALSCIA: (v-v) ew is that a dog
(v-v) no thankyou bye

SEVRIK: //-> h0ly sh1t h0w much m0ney d0 y0u have t0 get a car l1ke that?

TAKAIO: --_Enough_--

ALSCIA: (v-v) the dog is the last strrraw
(v-v) we arrre definitely NOT going with you now

SEVRIK: //-> Al
//-> what

TAKAIO: --_Don't_be_rude_--
--_He's_a_good_boy_--

ALSCIA: (v-v) no
(v-v) no no no
(v-v) it's ugly and dogs smell
(v-v) just...

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17/10/16
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SEVRIK: //-> hey 1s that TK

ALSCIA: (v-v) no

SEVRIK: //-> hey 1t 1s!
//-> hey!

TAKAIO: --_Yo_--

SEVRIK: //-> h0w d1d y0u even get here?
//-> l1ke we're pretty far fr0m t0wn

17/10/16
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TAKAIO: --_And_that'd_only_take_--
--_Like_three_hours?_--
--_That'd_be_so_much_quicker_than_your_shitty_travel_methods_--
--_Like_c'mon_you_have_to_agree_that_my_idea_is_better_than_yours_--
--_I_could_just_leave_you_here_and_take_Sev_if_you're_going_to_be_salty_about_it_--
--_Though_you're_small_and_could_squeeze_in_the_car_boot_so_I_don't_have_to_listen_to_you_--

ALSCIA: (v-v) you do rrrealise you rrrun yourrr mouth morrre than me

TAKAIO: --_What_--
--_No_--
--_I_don't_talk_that_much_--
--_I'm_offended_you'd_even_suggest_as_such_--

17/10/16
"==>"


TAKAIO: --_Piss off_--
--_I_didn't_come_all_this_way_to_help_you_move_--
--_At_Sev's_request_--
--_Just_to_have_you_backhand_me_with_your_attitude_--

ALSCIA: (v-v) well then just go if you can't deal with me
(v-v) we arrre handling this fine on ourrr own

TAKAIO: --_So..._--
--_You_were_planning_to_lug_all_these_boxes_to_the_country_by_foot?_--
--_If_yes_then_it_would_take_the_two_of_you_weeks_--
--_I_can_get_it_done_with_one_trip_--

17/10/16
"==>"


TAKAIO: --_What?_--

ALSCIA: (v-v) arrre you deaf as well as stupid?
(v-v) I said go home!

16/10/16
"==> ALSCIA: Check outside"

ALSCIA: (v-v) *GASP*
(v-v) what the FUCK do you think you'rrre doing herrre?
(v-v) go home!

16/10/16
"==> ALSCIA: Hear a noise"

ALSCIA: (v-v) um
(v-v) we--
(v-v) wait hold on what was that noise?

SEVRIK: //-> what?
//-> 1 d1dn't hear anyth1ng d0n't 1gn0re my quest10n

ALSCIA: (v-v) no shut up
(v-v) listen


16/10/16
"==>"

SEVRIK: //-> y0u kn0w
//-> 1'm g01ng t0 be fuck1ng glad 1f 1 never have t0 see an0ther b0x ever aga1n
//-> why'd 1 have t0 d0 all the hard w0rk?

16/10/16
"==>"

ALSCIA: (v-v) well i'm done
(v-v) what about you Sevrrrik?
(v-v) arrre you done yet?

16/10/16
"==> ALSCIA: Pack up the boxes"

ALSCIA: (v-v) okay!
(v-v) that's the last one


16/10/16
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16/10/16
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16/10/16
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16/10/16
"==> DAOVIA: Put Zahhri to bed and discuss your findings"

16/10/16
"==>"

16/10/16
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16/10/16
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16/10/16
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16/10/16
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23/09/16
"==>"


HIRSCH: }Hello Dove{
}Sorry I wæs gone so long, I found someone out in the woods{
}He needs medicæl æssistænce quickly for his injured leg{

DAOVIA: (o)> Oh Hello Hirsch. <(o)
(o)> And uh, guest? Hirsch how did you manage to just find an entire child in the woods? <(o)
(o)> Hello entire child. <(o)

ZAHHRI: ¿?...do I look like a fucking child to you?¿?

DAOVIA: (o)> I’m sorry but uh, yes. <(o)
(o)> Yes you do. <(o)

ZAHHRI: ¿?I can’t fucking believe either of you jeez¿?

HIRSCH: }Længuæge pleæse{

DAOVIA: (o)> Yes, please don’t be upset. <(o)
(o)> After all, you are quite small haha. <(o)

ZAHHRI: ¿?I swear to god I should’ve just been left to die¿?

HIRSCH: }Now now, we’ll hæve you æll fixed up ænd bæck on your feet in no time{
}Won’t we Dæoviæ?{

DAOVIA: (o)> Of course we will. <(o)
(o)> Then you’ll be free to go, uh… what was your name again? <(o)

ZAHHRI: ¿?...zahhri¿?

DAOVIA: (o)> Yes, Zahhri. <(o)
(o)> Then you can run along and do whatever it was before you ended up with us. <(o)

11/09/16
"==> HIRSCH: Return to your perfect matesprit"


HIRSCH: }Here we ære{
}Dæoviæ’s just over there, ænd I’m sure she’ll be excited to meet you{
}Even though she uh… doesn’t exæctly know you’re coming{

ZAHHRI: ¿?oh that’s fine I love intruding¿?
¿?her blood colour looks a little funky by the way¿?
¿?she gonna blast /\/\e with so/\/\e weird-ass psionics or so/\/\ething because I rocked up unannounced?¿?

HIRSCH: }Don’t be silly{
}She wouldn’t hurt æ fly, let ælone æn entire troll{
}The worst you’ll hæve to look out for is her smothering you in ættention once she treæts your injuries{

ZAHHRI: ¿?Ugh ok whatever¿?
¿?just get /\/\e over there so I can stop dying ASAP¿?

HIRSCH: }Æh yes of course{
}I’m excited to see her ægæin ænywæys, I don’t know why I’ve just been stænding here blæbbering on æbout her hæhæ{

ZAHHRI: ¿?jeez buddy you’re in too deep¿?

11/09/16
"==> DAOVIA: Keep being perfect"

You pass the time by reading one of your favourite books, awaiting your matesprit's return.

03/09/16
"==>"


ZAHHRI: ¿?so who’s this friend of yours¿?
¿?she your /\/\oirail or so/\/\ething¿?

HIRSCH: }Mætesprit æctuælly{
}Her næme is Dæoviæ ænd she’s very kind ænd will no doubt be more thæn willing to help fix you up{
}She’s good like thæt, ælwæys looking æfter others{

ZAHHRI: ¿?wow, sounds like a catch to /\/\e¿?

HIRSCH: }Oh doesn’t she just?{

ZAHHRI: ¿?...and to think I thought you were dangerous¿?

02/08/16
"==>"


HIRSCH: }The best course of æction would be to tæke you to the neærby town ænd get you fixed up properly{
}Æfter æll, there's only so much I cæn do{

ZAHHRI: ¿?what? NO! are you fucking blind?!¿?
¿?i'/\/\ the wrong blood colour to be going into a town full of potential ene/\/\ies!¿?
¿?just leave /\/\e here to die honestly, i'd rather that than getting ripped to pieces by a bunch of /\/\oney hungry /\/\onsters¿?

HIRSCH: }I...I don't think I'm quite understænding whæt you meæn{
}Who's æfter you? Ære you æ fugitive?{

ZAHHRI: ¿?DING DING DING!! you win big guy!¿?
¿?i'/\/\ a fugitive of the e/\/\pire just because i'/\/\ a fucking tyrian /\/\ale¿?
¿?no use for so/\/\eone like /\/\e in the throne, all they want's another E/\/\press¿?
¿?i'/\/\ just a liability...so/\/\ething they're trying to hunt down for sport since i ran away fro/\/\ the E/\/\pire¿?

HIRSCH: }Æh yes, I cæn see how thæt's æ problem{
}I tæke it they're the ones who did this to your leg then?{

ZAHHRI: ¿?right again¿?
¿?i barely got away, al/\/\ost lost /\/\y leg¿?
¿?anyways, where are you planning on taking /\/\e now? to collect the bounty on /\/\y head? or to actually get /\/\e fixed up?¿?

HIRSCH: }Well I have æ uh...close friend who could help me pætch you up{
}She's reælly quite the mæster æt helping others out, it's her best quality in my opinion{

ZAHHRI: ¿?a friend huh? well i /\/\ean it's better than bleeding out on the ground here in the /\/\iddle of nowhere
¿?let's go then, i can't stand sitting here with you fondling /\/\y leg any longer¿?

HIRSCH: }Æs you wish{
}Let's be on our wæy then{

02/08/16
"==>"


HIRSCH: }Wow no kidding, that looks æwful{
}We should get you pætched up ÆSÆP{

ZAHHRI: ¿?hey hey HEY HANDS OFF ASSHOLE!!¿?
¿?that fucking hurt jeez¿?
¿?how the fuck do YOU think you can help anyways? we're in the /\/\iddle of buttfuck nowhere!¿?

02/08/16
"==>"


ZAHHRI: ¿?hey shut up loser¿?
¿?i'/\/\ no kid so stop calling /\/\e that¿?
¿?for all i know i'/\/\ like...way older than you, you pathetic fuck¿?
¿?either go away or /\/\ake yourself useful¿?
¿?i'/\/\ bleeding out here, though i don't really want your untrustworthy ass prodding at /\/\y fucked up leg¿?

02/08/16
"==>"


HIRSCH: }So kid{
}You gonnæ tell me why you're out here æll ælone scævenging?{
}Or do I have to guess?{

13/07/16
"==>"

No.

Definitely not normal.

13/07/16
"==> HIRSCH: Discover the child"

You peer over the carcass and realise the small thing peering up at you is a kid. You worry that you've shot his lusus, until you see his eyes.

Those aren't normal eyes at all.

04/07/16
"==>"


HIRSCH: }Whæt the fuck?!{
}Is thæt æ kid too?{

04/07/16
"==>"


HIRSCH: }Ugh cræp, someone's lusus{
}Well hopefully they don't miss it too much{
}Shit{

03/07/16
"==>"

Well, it's not scurrying anymore.

03/07/16
"==>"

03/07/16
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03/07/16
"==>"

You can hear something scurrying in the bushes nearby.

03/07/16
"==> HIRSCH: Find something strange"

02/07/16
"==>"


ALSCIA: (v-v) I can't believe you
(v-v) you've barrrely known him forrr 24 hourrrs and you'rrre inviting him to come with us
(v-v) you rrreally MUST be lonely and desperrrate

SEVRIK: //-> hey that's n0t very n1ce
//-> y0u haven't even g1ven h1m a chance
//-> he's actually a really sweet guy
//-> h1s rep 1s a b1t 1nflated

ALSCIA: (v-v) his rrrep is prrretty much trrrue Sevrrrik
(v-v) he's a prrrostitute and they'rrre neverrr good news
(v-v) you know he's just going to fuck you arrround
(v-v) don't come crrrying to me when he brrreaks yourrr frrragile hearrrt

SEVRIK: //-> he w0n't because...
//-> 1 d0n't even see h1m 1n a r0mant1c way
//-> really!

ALSCIA: (v-v) surrre surrre
(v-v) look I saw those stupid hearrrts in yourrr eyes
(v-v) you'rrre in love dipshit
(v-v) also you have a horrrrrrific taste in men
(v-v) you prrrobably just want to keep him arrround because he took yourrr virrrginity
(v-v) you think that makes him special don't you?

SEVRIK: //-> 1'm n0t gay Al
//-> and n0!
//-> 1 just
//-> f0rget 1t

ALSCIA: (v-v) surrre you'rrre not
(v-v) ...
(v-v) look just come inside and help me finish packing
(v-v) seeing as you know about the move now
(v-v) you can help out a bit
(v-v) the soonerrr we get this done the soonerrr you can see yourrr shitty bad influence of a boyrrriend again

SEVRIK: //-> gr0an
//-> f1ne

01/07/16
"==>"


TAKAIO: --_Man_--
--_If_I_finally_needed_a_reason_to_ditch_this_place_now_I_have_it_--
--_Though_I_should_probably_think_of_the_concequences_of_running_off_with_some_cute
_troll_I_only_met_like_--
--_Yesterday_--

--_Eh_--
--_I'll_gladly_take_those_concequences_because_anythings_better_than_staying_here_--
--_I_mean_--
--_I_have_enough_money_to_last_me_my_whole_life_seeing_as_I_never_spend_it_--
--_So_that_won't_be_a_problem_--
--_Those_Highblood_assholes_will_have_to_find_another_fuck_because_I_quit_--

--_Oh_--
--_I_should_probably_tell_Rina_that_I'm_going_too_--
--_I'm_sure_she'd_be_cool_with_it_--

29/06/16
"==>"


SEVRIK: //-> 1f... y0u... are...
//-> neverm1nd she uh
//-> heard that

TAKAIO: --_Pfft_--
--_You_got_a_definite_date_for_this_move?_--

SEVRIK: //-> uh n0
//-> 1'll r1ng y0u 0r whatever when 1 f1nd 0ut m0re

TAKAIO: --_Nice_--

SEVRIK: //-> 1 sh0uld g0
//-> her glar1ng 1s mak1ng me unc0mf0rtable

TAKAIO: --_Yeah_alright_--
--_Have_fun_with_her_--

SEVRIK: //-> yeeaahhh 1'll try
//-> 1'm g0nna get my ass k1cked 1 can feel 1t

TAKAIO: --_Haha_poor_you_--
--_Later_cutie_--

SEVRIK: //-> yeah see ya

[END CALL]

28/06/16
"==> SEVRIK: Take phone"


SEVRIK: //-> um sh1t so l1ke
//-> apparently we’re m0v1ng house?

TAKAIO: --_So_I_heard_--
--_She’s_pretty_loud_and_wasn’t_covering_the_reciever_--

SEVRIK: //-> 0h
//-> anyway 1 guess y0u wanna hang 0ut aga1n 1f y0u gave me y0ur number?
//-> 1 mean maybe n0t but 1f y0u D0 wanna--
//-> (damn 1t way t0 s0und desperate)
//-> never m1nd haha

TAKAIO: --_Yeah_dude_of_course_I_want_to_’hang_out’_--
--_Because_you’re_actually_a_decent_guy_--

SEVRIK: //-> uh
//-> thanks?

TAKAIO: --_No_I_mean_--
--_All_the_other_trolls_that_want_to_chill_are_really_kind_of_disgusting_--
--_And_you’re_not_--
--_I_like_you_--
--_A_lot_--

SEVRIK: //-> (surely he can’t mean l0ve because we JUST met)
//-> (squ1nts at myself)
//-> s0000
//-> y0u wanna be fr1ends 0r s0meth1ng then?

TAKAIO: --_Uh_yeah_sure_--
--_That’d_be_cool_--
--_(Damn)_--

SEVRIK: //-> WELL we’re m0v1ng 1n a week s0
//-> wanna c0me help us pack and sh1t?
//-> we l1ve at 46 Treev1ew Lane

TAKAIO: --_The_fuck_is_that_--

SEVRIK: //-> uh
//-> a l1ttle b1t 0ut 0f t0wn l1ke
//-> tw0 turns d0wn fr0m the serv0 0n the left end 0f t0wn
//-> we’re the last c0ttage 0n the street and 1t’s half 1n a r0ck?
//-> 1 d0n’t kn0w y0u can’t m1ss 1t

TAKAIO: --_Hold_up_--
--_You_live_out_of_town?_--
--_Did_you_just_fucking_walk_all_that_way_on_your_own_HUNGOVER?_--

SEVRIK: //-> 1 struggled
//-> yes

TAKAIO: --_Jesus_you’re_a_fucking_legend_--

SEVRIK: //-> yeah 1 d0n’t kn0w h0w 1 managed h0nestly
//-> sh1t wa1t
//-> y0u sh0uld c0me w1th us
//-> 0nly 1f y0u want t0 1 mean y0u seem pretty happy here
//-> just d0n’t tell Al y0u’re c0m1ng 1f--


27/06/16
"==> ALSCIA: Drop bombshell news out of nowhere"


ALSCIA: (v-v) I change my mind you can have this back I don’t want it
(v-v) you know
(v-v) this is the perrrfect excuse to brrring up something else I wanted to talk to you about when you got back
(v-v) we’rrre moving house
(v-v) in like a week maybe
(v-v) I’m motivated to get out of herrre quicker with that guy arrround now

SEVRIK: //-> WHAT?!
//-> Al please!
//-> we can’t just get up and m0ve what the hell?

ALSCIA: (v-v) well too bad
(v-v) I hate living this close to the city
(v-v) the airrr pollution is no good forrr us orrr ourrr lusii

SEVRIK: //-> y0u k1cked me 0ut t0 g0 make fr1ends 0nly t0 tell me that we’re m0v1ng?
//-> the fuck k1nd 0f l0g1c 1s that?

ALSCIA: (v-v) I don’t wanna sound mean Sevrrrik
(v-v) but I just needed you out of the way while I finished packing
(v-v) you can stay herrre if you want
(v-v) go live with yourrr new boyfrrriend orrr something if it upsets you that much
(v-v) I just thought the change would be nice
(v-v) to get you away frrrom those bad memorrries that you have herrre

SEVRIK: //-> 1 get that y0u’re try1ng t0 d0 s0meth1ng n1ce but
//-> 1 just w1sh y0u had t0ld me s00ner

ALSCIA: (v-v) I know
(v-v) that was shitty planning on my parrrt
(v-v) just...
(v-v) take the phone forrr now
(v-v) my arrrm’s getting sorrre


27/06/16
"==>"


TAKAIO: --_Babe_I_can_pretty_much_sense_those_spades_through_the_phone_--
--_So_maybe_I_should_just_say_--
--_I’m_only_interested_in_dudes_--
--_Sorry_--

ALSCIA: (v-v) grrrrrrrrrr


27/06/16
"==>"


ALSCIA: (v-v) look buddy
(v-v) I want you to leave him alone
(v-v) I don’t want yourrr shitty rrreputation influencing him
(v-v) because I don’t want him turrrning out to be a self-centerrred slut like you

TAKAIO: --_Why_don’t_you_see_what_he_wants?_--
--_You’re_treating_him_like_a_kid_--
--_And_I’m_not_a_slut_--
--_It’s_all_just_business_--

ALSCIA: (v-v) no I’m prrretty surrre sluts fuck forrr cash like you
(v-v) I bet you give yourrr numberrr out to everrry single fling you have

TAKAIO: --_Actually_no_--
--_I_only_have_two_contacts_in_my_phone_--
--_And_that’s_the_library_where_I_volunteer_and_my_Moirail_--
--_Look_--
--_I_actually_really_like_Sevrik_--
--_Give_me_a_chance_--
--_You_won’t_let_a_couple_of_petty_rumours_get_in_the_way_right?_--

ALSCIA: (v-v) I will
(v-v) because 99 perrrcent of the time those rrrumourrrs arrre trrrue
(v-v) all I need to know is that you’rrre a piece of shit Takaio
(v-v) and you need to back off away frrrom my moirrrail

TAKAIO: --_You’re_too_protective_--
--_Let_him_live_--

ALSCIA: (v-v) you’rrre not his lusus
(v-v) you can’t just come out and say shit like that

TAKAIO: --_Neither_are_you_sweetheart_--
-_Checkmate_--


26/06/16
"==>"


ALSCIA: (v-v) who the FUCK do you think you arrre chatting up my moirrrail?!
(v-v) and fucking him?!
(v-v) I should fuck you UP

TAKAIO: --_Ah_--
--_So_you’re_the_’Moirail’_--
--_I’ve_heard_about_you_--

ALSCIA: (v-v) SEVRRRIK WHAT THE FUCK

TAKAIO: --_Sevrik?_--
--_That’s_a_cute_name_--
--_Suits_him_for_some_reason_--

ALSCIA: (v-v) YOU DIDN’T EVEN KNOW HIS NAME??!

TAKAIO: --_Yeah_we_never_really_exchanged_pleasantries_--

ALSCIA: (v-v) unbelievable


26/06/16
"==> TAKAIO: Clean lusus THEN answer the phone"


TAKAIO: --_Hello_this_is_TK’s_Semen_Centre_--
--_You_spank_it_we_bank_it_--

ALSCIA: (v-v) what
(v-v) what the fuck
(v-v) I did NOT call you six times just to hearrr that


26/06/16
"==>"


TAKAIO: --_Huh?_--
--_Why’s_my_ass_vibrating_--

--_Oh_right_phone_--


26/06/16
"==>"


TAKAIO: --_I’m_going_to_destroy_you_--
--_Like_--
--_I’m_going_to_punt_your_tiny_fluffy_puppy_ass_over_Niagra_Falls_--
--_I’m_not_cleaning_this_mess_up_--
--_Put_that_tail_to_good_use_and_SWEEP_--
--_Don’t_give_me_that_look_you_little_cunt_--
--_I’ll_deck_you_--


26/06/16
"==>"

You don't really have a choice here. She can tell that you're a terrible liar.
It's best you give her the phone now or get an ass-kicking later.

26/06/16
"==>"


ALSCIA: (v-v) GIVE ME THE DAMN PHONE


25/06/16
"==>"


SEVRIK: //-> actually 1 just remembered
//-> 1 left my ph0ne at the bar
//-> damn
//-> 1 guess y0u can’t talk t0 h1m n0w what a shame


25/06/16
"==>"


ALSCIA: (v-v) alrrright I’ll talk to him
(v-v) pass me yourrr phone then

SEVRIK: //-> 1 change my m1nd
//-> y0u can’t talk t0 h1m
//-> y0u’ll just scare h1m away

ALSCIA: (v-v) give me the phone Sevrrrik
(v-v) I’m gonna verrrbally kick his conceited ass


25/06/16
"==>"


ALSCIA: (v-v) you wha--?
(v-v) Sevrrrik Voltus
(v-v) you had betterrr tell me what ‘otherrr things’ you two did rrright now
(v-v) orrr I am going to have to find that guy and kick his dick off

SEVRIK: //-> 1 have h1s number
//-> 1f y0u’d uh... l1ke t0 talk t0 h1m
//-> 0r s0meth1ng
//-> ...please d0n’t
//-> 1 k1nda need h1s d1ck

ALSCIA: (v-v) too bad buddy
(v-v) ‘cause he won’t have one when I’m done with him

SEVRIK: //-> ...Alsc1a please


25/06/16
"==>"


SEVRIK: //-> 1 talked t0 h1m
//-> qu1te a b1t actually
//-> and d1d a few uh…
//-> 0ther th1ngs


24/06/16
"==>"


SEVRIK: //-> 0h well uh
//-> y0u kn0w that guy y0u spec1f1cally t0ld me n0t t0 talk t0?

ALSCIA: (v-v) ...
(v-v) Sevrrrik... if this is going wherrre I think it’s going...
(v-v) it betterrr not be


24/06/16
"==>"


SEVRIK: //-> hey

ALSCIA: (v-v) sevrrrik voltus
(v-v) wherrre the FUCK have you been?


24/06/16
"==> ALSCIA: Get the door"

23/06/16
"==>"


ALSCIA: (v-v) is that him now?
(v-v) I’m going to kick his ass if it is forrr making me worrrrrry like that


23/06/16
"==> ALSCIA: Worry"


ALSCIA: (v-v) wherrre is he?
(v-v) he’s been gone forrr hourrrs now and he should be back alrrready
(v-v) this is my fault I should’ve gone with him
(v-v) what kind of moirrrail leaves theirrr otherrr half who hasn’t had any prrroperrr social contact forrr a sweep alone in a barrr?
(v-v) god a barrr
(v-v) good job Alscia that was a horrible idea
(v-v) what if he’s been beaten up orrr something?
(v-v) god I could neverrr--


21/06/16
"==>"

You're too young to be dealing with this bullshit.

21/06/16
"==> TAKAIO: Go into the next room and find the culprit"

There he is.
Looks like he got into your writing ink and made an even bigger mess with those disgusting little feet of his.
What an absolute monster.

21/06/16
"==> TAKAIO: Cautiously enter hive"

Yeah, this was pretty much what you were expecting. You don't even know why you're surprised, it could be worse.
ALL your books could be torn up on the floor. But that one was your favourite!
Hyrina gave you those flowers and now look, they're all over the floor!
That little prick is going to pay. You're going to have to bring out the muzzle.

21/06/16
"==>"

Maybe you should just... sell your hive as it is. Lusus and all. It sounds like a perfect plan because at least then you don't have to deal with that damned demon.
Like really, what did you do to deserve such an asshole animal for a parent?

21/06/16
"==> TAKAIO: Approach door"

21/06/16
"==> TAKAIO: Leave the bar and return home"

You're only somewhat nervous about what you're coming home to.

21/06/16
"==> TAKAIO: Remember something important"

Oh no. You forgot Lusii were a thing that existed.
Yours gets destructive when he's left alone for too long and you've been gone for about 10 hours.
You need to get home ASAP.

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HYRINA: ≈ sshit tk i wanna keep talkin but my lussuss just dragged ssome animal corpsse into my hive and itss bleedin all over the fuckin carpet

TAKAIO: --_Sounds_like_a_blast_--

HYRINA: ≈ i sshould go
≈ bye sshitsstain


TAKAIO: --_Yeah_see_ya_--

[END CALL]

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HYRINA: ≈ why do u need a love life tho
≈ essp ssince ur ssex life iss on fuckin fire
≈ ur getting laid like every night almosst


TAKAIO: --_Do_you_know_how_boring_it_is_--
--_It’s_usually_the_same_guys_every_time_--
--_Like_sure_I’m_filthy_rich_because_of_them_--
--_But_I’m_lonely_Rina_--
--_I_don’t_want_this_anymore_--


HYRINA: ≈ ssigh
≈ ok dude look
≈ do u have thiss guyss number or anything


TAKAIO: --_No_--
--_But_he_has_mine_--
--_I’m_just_hoping_he_calls_me_--
--_Though_I_doubt_it_haha_--


HYRINA: ≈ u can only sstay possitive ay

TAKAIO: --_Yeah_--
--_I_guess_you’re_right_--


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TAKAIO: --_Hey_Rina_--
--_I_met_the_cutest_boy_last_night_--
--_You_have_no_idea_--


HYRINA: ≈ did u bang him tho

TAKAIO: --_Don’t_encourage_me_--
--_But_yes_--


HYRINA: ≈ nice
≈ ok gimme the deetss
≈ wass he any good
≈ alsso sscreamer or nah


TAKAIO: --_What_--
--_Uh_--
--_Pretty_loud_I_guess?_--
--_But_that’s_not_the_point_--
--_I_think_I’m_in_love_--
--_But_like,_for_real_--


HYRINA: ≈ god thatss dissgussting

TAKAIO: --_Believe_me_--
--_I_know_--


HYRINA: ≈ are u ssure ur in love tho bc like u come to me sspillin this bs everytime u fuck a dude
≈ ussually ur over it in a few hourss


TAKAIO: --_Okay_you’re_not_wrong_there_--
--_But_this_is_different_--
--_I_can_feel_it_--


HYRINA: ≈ oh ye rly
≈ in what way fucko


TAKAIO: --_Well_--
--_He’s_really_dorky_--
--_Cute_--
--_And_he_doesn’t_put_up_with_my_shit_which
_I_appreciate_--
--_Like_I_need_someone_to_keep_me_in_line_y’know?_--


HYRINA: ≈ plss for the love of god dont sstart getting ssappy on me k

TAKAIO: --_Shut_up_--
--_You’re_my_Moirail_--
--_Acknowledge_my_pathetic_love_life_--


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TAKAIO: --_I_usually_only_do_this_shit_for_money_--
--_But_I_guess_you’ve_heard_about_that_--
--_You’re_cute_as_fuck_though_so_I_guess_I_can_make_an_exception_this
_one_time_--
--_I’ll_rent_us_an_overnight_room_upstairs_--

SEVRIK: //-> (hell yes)
//-> (Al’s g0nna k1ll me)
//-> (d0 1 care th0ugh)
//-> (that’s future me’s pr0blem)


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SEVRIK: //-> y’kn0w
//-> 1 never ment10ned this but l1ke
//-> y0u’re pretty h0t

TAKAIO: --_I_know_--

SEVRIK: //-> shh shh let me f1n1sh
//-> y0u’ve apparently als0 g0t a rep 0f s0rts
//-> my m01ra1l sa1d y0u're l1ke s0me pr0st1tute 0r s0meth1ng wh0's a freak 1n the bedr00m
//-> we sh0uld fuck pr0bably
//-> just s0 1 can see 1f th0se rum0urs are true 0f c0urse


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TAKAIO: --_(Okay,_my_hilarious_inner_monologue_aside)_--
--_(This_kid’s_personality_does_a_total_180_when_he’s_drunk)_--
--_(One_minute_he_wants_nothing_to_do_with_me)_--
--_(And_the_next_he’s_pretty_much_hanging_off_me)_--
--_(It’s_kind_of_cute_seeing_him_having_fun_like_this)_--
--_(Not_stressed_like_he_seemed_before)_--


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"==> SEVRIK: Accept offer and get wasted"


SEVRIK: //-> haha w0w
//-> 1’ve never felt th1s h0t and b0thered 1n my l1fe
//-> alc0h0l 1s w1ld

TAKAIO: --_(I_can_make_you_feel_even_more_hot_and_bothered)_--


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SEVRIK: //-> (sh1t, th1s guy’s l0aded)
//-> (sh0uld 1 say yes?)
//-> (0r decl1ne?)

//-> (Al w1ll murder me 1f 1 agree)


21/06/16
"==> TAKAIO: Make an offer"


TAKAIO: --_Hey_--
--_You_seem_tense_--
--_I’ll_buy_you_a_drink_so_you_can_loosen_up_--
--_Something_much_better_than_that_muck_you’ve_got_--


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TAKAIO: --_Oh_hey_I_haven’t_seen_you_here_before_--

SEVRIK: //-> SH1T


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SEVRIK: //-> (just d0n’t make eye c0ntact and act natural and maybe he w0n’t--)


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TAKAIO: --_Yeah_--
--_I’m_kind_of_feeling_off_so_throw_in_an_extra_shot_--

BARTENDER: Sure, ‘course.

SEVRIK: //-> (0h g0d)
//-> (1 KNEW he looked fam1l1ar)
//-> (th1s 1s the guy Al warned me ab0ut, 1sn’t he?)


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BARTENDER: Hey, Takaio, good to see you again dude! Do you just want the usual?

SEVRIK: //-> (1s he)
//-> (1s he 1nv1t1ng h1m 0ver?)
//-> (...)

//-> (wa1t--)


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SEVRIK: //-> 1 th1nk
//-> 1 just threw up 1n my m0uth a l1ttle b1t


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SEVRIK: //-> huh?
//-> what’s w1th th1s sudden upr0ar?
//-> 1t’s n0t qu1et 1n here at all anym0--


21/06/16
"==> SEVRIK: Go to the bar"


SEVRIK: //-> 1 can’t bel1eve 1 let Al talk me 1nt0 th1s
//-> and why 0f all places d1d 1 dec1de t0 g0 t0 a bar?
//-> th1s was a h0rr1ble desc1s10n
//-> and 1s als0 why 1 make desc1s10ns 0n my 0wn

BARTENDER: Hey there, is there anything I can get you?

SEVRIK: //-> (0h sh1t n0w 1 have t0 0rder s0meth1ng)
//-> uh
//-> 1 d0n’t kn0w
//-> just get me the spec1al 0r whatever
//-> (1 d0n’t have much m0ney s0 1t has t0 be cheap)


BARTENDER: Sure thing.

SEVRIK: //-> (damn 1t)
//-> (1 sh0uld’ve just asked f0r free water)

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ALSCIA: (v-v) I know that
(v-v) but...

21/06/16
"==> SEVRIK: Stop fiddling around with that arm and look at her"

SEVRIK: //-> but
//-> 1 need t0 get th1s f1n1shed y0u kn0w that

ALSCIA: (v-v) you don't have to finish it rrright now
(v-v) this prrrototype arrrm is perrrfectly fine and it works well

SEVRIK: //-> yeah but th1s 0ne w1ll be s0 much better?

21/06/16
"==> ONE SWEEP LATER"

ALSCIA: (v-v) sigh...
(v-v) hey Sevrrrik?
(v-v) Sevrrrik?
(v-v) ugh, stop fiddling arrround with that arrrm and look at me


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SEVRIK: //->D0N'T T0UCH ME!

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ALSCIA: (v-v) sirrr?

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ALSCIA: (v-v) s-sirrr? arrre you alrrright?

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ALSCIA: (v-v) oh no

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"==> MEJARA: flee the scene"


MEJARA: ~later"loser~

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