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09/02/17
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09/02/17
"[]i[Crowbar: Ponder why your life ended up in such a stupid situation"

You’re sick of inhabiting this ridiculous mess of a paradox space. You’ve asked the Doc what the deal is, but of course it’s never easy to get direct answers out of that smartass. But he did make it sound like there’s no way out of this place, much to your dismay.

Wait, you’d better get his exact words right. You’ve learned the hard way how essential verbatim recollection is when it comes to the Doc. You asked him how much longer it would be until you’d be getting back to the old reality. The one that isn’t complete shit, you mean. And he responded that “That reality does not exist.” But of course that could mean twenty different things, and he knows it. Was it destroyed? Does it not exist yet? Does it not exist in this timeline? Is it actually just a figment of your imagination?

Hell if you know. You suppose it’s not your place to question the higher-ups. If English needs you to defend a shitty mansion from a shitty Midnight Crew then that’s what you’re gonna do. Besides, at least the Felt hasn’t changed.

Well, except for Snowman.

09/02/17
"\i/ The fuck is this"

No denying it any longer, you are officially creeped the fuck out. The Slick you knew may have been a stab-happy asshole, but at least he had some goddamn standards. Standards like not wearing the eviscerated corpses of his victims.

09/02/17
"i}[This is why actual rules against impersonation are important."

EEEAARGGGGH

09/02/17
"I[I] Midight Crewd: Atack Bitchy."

GREEN GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

04/02/17
"]i() sleck: be right their"

s'up

04/02/17
"[[I( SS: Remove out all pins."

04/02/17
"√I]SS: Take doll."

your going a time line where their alive again so that so you can h*ck them even more times!!

04/02/17
"]i skip to part with whit man, i want som worlbuilding"

idiot boy,that is NOT an actual man it is ONLY DOLL, a FAKE MAN. you know that because your badass

04/02/17
"i> SS: Start a ilegal under the ground hornses raceing track."

yuo already had did that but the green guys destructed it!!just thinkimg about it makes you very so angery, make’s you want to do a hecking!

04/02/17
"}[I]spdaes sleck, HECK UP ALL CLONCK"

CLONCKS HECK’D: 3\1000

04/02/17
"I([ kiss those clocks"

SHUTUP you arent clonck-gay ok??

04/02/17
"[I/ quit horsing around"

shut thef fuck up

04/02/17
"I… Chickens; be eated by them bad mans"

you think chicke has only tasted bad because, until now you havenot eaten it ALIVE. the alive-chickin was not a miscalcalation

04/02/17
"I[I SS: Lute some sh*t"

allready done: you went and taked all of dyes chicken while he was distacted being dead. still he dont even notice!

24/01/17
"I, ==>"

wheres sleck!

24/01/17
"{I[] ==>"

and youre friends are here!..……exept,

24/01/17
"]I"

and also theirs clober too

24/01/17
"[/I]: ==>"

24/01/17
"(I() cans: break through wall like kool and new aid man going oh yeah"

for some reasen CANTS forget to say it so you say for him

O YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

22/01/17
"[]i]==>"

22/01/17
"]I〛HB:: Attempt to eat all of Eggs."

a very sucess

22/01/17
"{I{ hertz boxes is not fat hes curvy"

hey…………yeah, your right! any one would be lucky too s*x this hot boddy!

gee all the shufling made you hungery though

hungery for some egg & biscints…………

22/01/17
">i] hurts boxcabs, do truffle sfuffle"

your so embarass and ashamed!!!!!!!

22/01/17
"i, ==>"

wah juts leave me alone! you say

22/01/17
"I() hb: realize you and cans is fat"

oh........

your fat.

:(

22/01/17
")I HB: unloc the safe!!!!!1"

seceret safe what are you hide, you hope theres stuff thats good inside!

22/01/17
"[I]] Haters Bumpercars: punch safe too opeN."

youre top secrete plan unexpecedly fails

22/01/17
"〔i〕hrates bocars: dream of youre O. T. P"

siggh…………jagket was youre faverite O. T. P. but it got sinked!

22/01/17
"I{Hedgemann Brutus"

aw yea

16/01/17
"[i)==>"

whats the fat one call’d?

16/01/17
"[“i]==>"

16/01/17
"[I,[==>"

16/01/17
"]I][ Trace: Follow Fin's past trail."

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Shit.

16/01/17
"[[I] DD: Juts shoot him alredy"

16/01/17
"\I/ Fin: Follow Trace's future trail."

You followed Trace's path to this room, but its faint presence is getting obscured by the imminent crowd. You do know that Stitch is about to get offed back there, and idiot-Droog seems to be the culprit.

He also seems to have taken an interest in L[image]rd English’s CAIRO OVERCOAT. Who knows what kind of temporal damage one of these morons could do with that thing. You’d better make sure to take him out first...

16/01/17
"[/i] dodmen drag: wher is track and finy"

there probly in past and future like always.. maybe if you go timebacwards and timeforeward you will find them!

16/01/17
"<I] ==>"

you feel prety

16/01/17
"I[i] dd: lok at that flasjy overcoast."

woew, l[image]rd spanish's coat it is so fashounable!

16/01/17
"I; ==>"

16/01/17
"]}I DD: draw a smile face on a the doll"

okay! but you dont have any crayon so you just use bullets instaid

16/01/17
"[O]DD: H*ck up the effin'gees."

idiot your hear to h*ck green guy not white!

16/01/17
"[i\ demons droop , do clebalatory jig on switches"

NO. your TO COOL for jig………

16/01/17
"[ι]diamom drugs"

diamom drugs that you!

05/01/17
"I{[ ==>"

who

05/01/17
"]I(spdaes sleck: check list of gren guys"

05/01/17
"I”] spdaes sleck ; pleas h*ck up thoes green guys?"

05/01/17
"{I; ==>"

Wait a minute...

05/01/17
"}i =>"

It isn’t working. Your doll isn’t working. Why isn’t it working? Your doll is so very important to you. If it’s broken, you don’t know what you’ll do.

05/01/17
"I] ==>"

05/01/17
"[[I ==>"

05/01/17
"I][ Die: Frantically use your doll to get the FUCK away from this insanity."

Itchy always cheats, and it seems he isn’t even trying to be subtle about it anymore. But he's always cheated for the last time.

You're gonna jump to a timeline where he's dead.

05/01/17
"I} ==>"

05/01/17
"[I| ==>"

05/01/17
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05/01/17
"[I{ ==>"

05/01/17
"][]i][i[i[]==>="

You ask Itchy what happened to him. In a strange voice, he tells you that hes [sic] fine, he juts [sic] fell down a [sic] stairs, so lets [sic] play the cards [sic] game all ready [sic].

You suspect that his injuries have resulted in some sort of brain trauma, but you say nothing and begin to deal. Hell, you never cared much for the guy, and this could give you the advantage you need to finally win a game against him.

05/01/17
"[>I] ==>"

...Itchy?

05/01/17
"I> ==>"

Ah, look who finally showed up. He almost had you worried there, and you’re not one to worry easily!

05/01/17
"]i] =>"

You don’t know if you should be surprised. Sure, Itchy’s an idiot. But how competent can this dumbed down version of the Midnight Crew really be?

If he doesn’t show up real soon, you’re out. You’ve got to make sure that none of your mischievous green accomplices decide to snoop around in your private quarters while you’re away. You’re getting anxious just thinking about it. Oh Lord, you even left your CHICKENS in plain sight! If anyone messed with them, you think you’d just Die.

05/01/17
"I: ==>"

Itchy’s late. And Itchy is never late.

You wonder if they already got to him.

05/01/17
"(I} Die."

05/01/17
"[I\ ==>"

Oh.

05/01/17
"{I= sooss: becum green to be a MUSTA OF DISGUISeE"

You’re almost positive you heard someone over—oh fuck. Ok, wow, that is messed up, even for Slick. You mean Sleck.

Sleck asks you if you could do him a favor. He winks at you and gestures to Itchy’s corpse. You tell him that you have no idea what he’s implying and you don’t want to know.

The better question is why he thinks you’ll help him with anything except getting filled with bullets.

05/01/17
"]i) ==>"

01/01/17
"|I| Ball: Drop"

01/01/17
"<== [I["

01/01/17
"I][I ==>"

01/01/17
"I] ==>"

01/01/17
"I Culsb Deets: reppeal innirmust feels"

you are now ANGRY RUBS JUICE

01/01/17
"[i][ ==>"

youre heart is broke....

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01/01/17
"[==>] I"

he says he is not satisfy with youre jig and he dont want a date,, and you say WHAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

01/01/17
"[I!!!] ==>"

01/01/17
"(I( ===>"

very slow he say ok mabye, but first you have got too impress him with a jig! excxept he talks it with capitol letters and what not

01/01/17
"{I] RJ: Have a romants"

hey dos you say shyly……….you want to go out onto a date? tee-hee

01/01/17
"I[==> "

you say, you mean like, take him out on a date?

he says yes, may be you can get anwsers out of him that way,! and also dont call him now he is busy killing a green, bye

01/01/17
"i[] cournyarb drole' talk to ur frend, sades sleck"

you say sleck you try to integorate dos but he wont anser youre questians!

he say, then just take him out!

01/01/17
"I. RJ: paunch dos in face"

he refuse to cooporate! very bad

the answer was youre PINKY. you realy like your pinkey.

01/01/17
"[[[I Doze do dozey thing"

dos is slow

01/01/17
"[I)] cubs dunk: entirogat the man BUT REMEBER TO NICE"

fine you will ask something more easier

what is youre favorate finger?

01/01/17
"i][ RJ: Ruff him up."

you rubs his leg vialently with youre FELANY CROOK

01/01/17
"[I ] CD: interro-gate dos"

WHAT IS THE 1000000RD DIGET OF PI.you say interogatively

he doesnt respond. how very rude!

01/01/17
"I{whats hisname: realize your name is rubs juice"

of coarse! how can you had forgotten youre good old name rubs juice, it is youre favorite name

28/12/16
"[] ==>"

um lets look at whats hisname?

28/12/16
"[I( ==>"

28/12/16
"[i\ spapes` BE THE BAD ASS"

28/12/16
"[I[paint urslf green 2 disgus as green gay"

you have a better ide

28/12/16
"l/>;gren geyes'; deye"

28/12/16
"i ==>"

28/12/16
"I] ==>"

28/12/16
"(I] ==>"

28/12/16
"]I{ find a guy to heck"

were is every one!

maybe ifi you just stand here and spin with youre knif out a green guy will run unto it for you?

28/12/16
"[J] SS: kick ass and chew bubblegum"

uhm ok, but you cant find any ass so you juts do the other thing

28/12/16
"i] [remove hams from hat"

shhhhhhhh[hhhhhh. these are for EMERGINCY ONLY!

28/12/16
"{I] SS: look at yuor bracelett wifth teh diamond shaeps."

this is you frendship bracelit! youre best friendo given it to you long ago,he is so cute

28/12/16
"{i] spader slik: destroy clocks"

CLONCKS HECKE: 2/10,00

28/12/16
"[II] ==>"

28/12/16
"I]Eridan: Struggle fruitlessly to escape handcuffs"

youre DECKA CARDS will not open again until punishment time is over

28/12/16
"i[ spdaes, is the ugly lady ur daddeh/momi"

s-shutup…..….your too cool for daddys, even hatedaddys, so shut up......

26/12/16
"]I[ SS: Examene grudge itinery."

bitchy (1) dos (2( trains [3) etc youll fihgt them all

you dont look at the 8 cause shes is dumb and ugly.

26/12/16
"[i]==>"

nothing important

26/12/16
"[)I"

26/12/16
"{I}==>"

26/12/16
"i[ =>"

26/12/16
"[I)] ==>"

26/12/16
"[I) spade: remember what green people you have to kill"

um you dont know.you just gonna to kill everything green

but you think theirs a list inside youre CHEST OF CONTINENTS?

26/12/16
"[[i] SS: Cheque ytems"

some stuf

26/12/16
"I[] spdaes sleck, kill clock"

CLONCKS HECKED: 1\1000

26/12/16
"[I look what tmie is"

um…….you dont know how too read circle cloncks. BUT; it probably just says a dumb time any ways. .

26/12/16
"{I]spdaes sleck: ried on hornses hitcher cayn"

this is the funnest thing you done on youre entire life

26/12/16
"[i[ spaeds: stab knif with ohter knif"

AHAHA, take that you heckin knif

25/12/16
"INTERMISHIN'"

you name is spdaes sleck your here to heck up some green guys (you say heck and not h*ck because your a bad ass.)

do something/?

25/12/16
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25/12/16
"year’s in the future but not many, just kidding a whole lot ,and also this is earth the old univurse, not the sessoin were we’re before, so its a differant time line now so not realy in the future?, um whatever just clic on the link dude. "

some guy rides a-round on top of some sand

24/12/16
"==>"

ENDING OF ACT 3ND

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24/12/16
"coalle[s]ce"

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24/12/16
"==>"

BLAPCK KINK: well of course dude, other wise that would be stealing
BLAPCK KINK: and stealing is againts the law

24/12/16
"==>"

BLAPCK KINK: hey um dude
WHYTE KINK: yeah dued?
BLAPCK KINK: i thing im suppose to get that septer stick, to do a wrecking or something?
BLAPCK KINK: so can i borrow it pleas.
WHYTE KINK: ummmmm yeah sure dude; just give back when your done ok?

24/12/16
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24/12/16
"S[FRESH JIMMY"

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24/12/16
"==>"

you are now…..

01/11/16
"insert choose a character screen that has only fresh jimmy on it"

ARE YOU GUYS REANY FOR THIS.

01/11/16
"Someone: Destroy that stupid choose a character thing"

oh well...........

01/11/16
"==>"

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sign…………..i gues it just NEVER will be inter actibe.

01/11/16
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01/11/16
"WQ: except your fate / ==>"

no

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umm..what is hapening again?i am lost

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i guess this part it over

01/11/16
"WHyte queen: do stuff / ==>"

you cant go any where you have no momemtum!

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01/11/16
"(S) AAAAAAAAAAAAA / ==>"

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you can still hear him….its giving you the spoops!

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01/11/16
"==> / ===> / ==>"

you got to get out a here!

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01/11/16
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01/11/16
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01/11/16
"wq: have a thing thatt was intoresting hapen / momi: have a sreius felings talk with roze / ar: DO SOEMTING"

some one inside a purpel thing is aproacheth you!

youre mouths too busy kissing the jhon rightnow!

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BUT…….if you make them unlegal then they cant come inside to your jursidictoin and there fore you are safe here! ahah ahha.. what now monsters?

01/11/16
"WHyte quen: reveel ham sitteng convenyenetli beloww krown / Momi: Thank about wizerds. / AR: Make monster ilegal."

it was stole by the bad furs!you need to stole it back the crown you miss being quen instead of in space

jhon is youre wizerd,his charm is so majykal!! <3ahahahaaha

theyre are out your jurisdicion.....

01/11/16
"whyte quen: do a sily dance / Momi: go fid your daddi / AR: Dont be scaryd."

check them out those moves .

here he is!!!!!

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umm you dot know; you are feelimg pretty scare theyre are monsters every where!!!!!!!!!!!

you start too cry

01/11/16
"whyte queen: what the hell happened here? / Momi: Tangalbuddes. / ar: a rest whyte quen"

you gotten poofed to outer space by treasonfurrys and now are stuck

tee-hee

youll will make sure she faces JUTSICE for,... beig in space, you gues. thats not were whyte quens are suppose to go!

01/11/16
"be whyte quen / AR: Be the laww. / momi: AHAHANAHA stupitid you are not MOMI animore you aer bylmobyybmomisprite"

youv'd become WHYTE QUEN.......exept now your not quen. so you are now instead the WORTHELESS......................................................um.......actualy, i think their are no other words that are start with a q?

......

you are now WQ

lets be blgbomupgbkomomi what ever sprite.

ar time

25/10/16
"==>"

(it HAS to be inperactive by NOW.right? lets find out)

25/10/16
"==>"

25/10/16
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25/10/16
"==>"

its ok the man say.....he will find some where better a place then that. he will never let a mean hurt you like that again!!....

25/10/16
"Dad:> wit youre newfound babyface,gain newfound courage to stand up 2 SON jhon"

you dont want to be his son any more.......or his dadd

you just want to cakes

25/10/16
"Dadd: realize that you've been doing bad things because ur son is bully"

um...........................................no..

jhon he, stole youre hand and did a kill to swet bro and made you to clean up the messy! he makes dangrous rolly coasters of dying and is also very rude.

25/10/16
"DD: Send Dadd too bettr palace"

hey their is where your jhon landed you say! you need too go theyre a. s. a. p. so as to not become in a larger trouble with youre daddy you mean son.

the nice mystrious man says he is under orders to take you to better place, is that place good to be?

25/10/16
"==>"

25/10/16
"[S) bunnie time?"

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12/10/16
"Dadd, make baby John and other baby children"

12/10/16
"==>"

12/10/16
"dadd: pres butan"

hury up you want fast more babys.

12/10/16
"dadd: tip fedora"

you tip it all the way aroud!

12/10/16
"dadd: drink delicious slime"

ew. only summit serious comands please

12/10/16
"dadd: maek clone off heka jef"

you still feel bad for that time wen jhon made you make swet bro become a cake,,so youll redeme your self by with the machine making him existing again

12/10/16
"==>"

12/10/16
"dadd, make babby"

get out the way its time for more babys!

the wierd faceless babys are rejected by the group and and left behind

12/10/16
"==>"

it just hapnes to be these peple as a coincadence
(
actualy, in a infinity other timelines are doomed from not randomly chosing these people..but those are not this alphe time line so who cares.....?)

12/10/16
"dadd: set macine coodrinates to randomnize"

you push randemize buttom which apparently isnt fake

29/09/16
"==>"

you take a backup face also just im case, you wont risk loosing youre face again!!

it lookes like youre daddy jhons bad habets are rubsing off on you...

you mean son jhons

and you mean good habets because it is not youre place too critacise daddy jhons decisions

you mean son jhons



(umm. next pannel?)

29/09/16
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29/09/16
"==>"

29/09/16
"dadd: flashback"

all you remeber was there was your face taken off by a crazey man,

and ever since youve had had not a face, only with youre sense of smell to relie on..

how is it fair that these dumb/stupid minion babys get there faces and you dont!!!!

29/09/16
"dadd: set machine to the date of the face accident"

you did already just did that!it happene when you are very little...

29/09/16
"dadd: use screens to see self in present"

17/09/16
"Dadd: marrowly avoid being hit by roller coasted with bunnies in it"

lookes like you...............just HAREly dodged that one !

(ecause a hare is a type of bunnie)

17/09/16
"Uber Bunny: Protech Dadd."

17/09/16
"==>"

ok you maked one....but ONLY ONE

17/09/16
"dadd: thats dumb, clone obama instead"

you idoit. dont you know what obana do too economys??

17/09/16
"Dadd: Clone loyal army with which to conquer the Inciptisfear."

good ide

17/09/16
"dadd: mash buttotns"

17/09/16
"==>"

lets turn one the tv am-i-rigte?

its isnt locked so you just look at youre own self from earlyer

17/09/16
">dadd: ectobiobiolology NOW"

wow. FINE!!!!!!

17/09/16
"Dadd: do the ectobiology thing!"

youd' rathre not

17/09/16
"Dadd: start doin ektobiologie stuff"

yo udont want to

17/09/16
">dasd;: maken echo-,biologuae stulf also to geinearet som sloim"

that sound dumb.

17/09/16
"fathr: do th etcoplasmbilology thing"

no your dont do that

17/09/16
"dadd: ectobiology"

shutup

17/09/16
"be dadd and do alchmy"

no

17/09/16
"Dadd: operat mystireous technlogy"

no thanks

17/09/16
"dadd: ectobiotlgotize"

abosolutely not

17/09/16
"dadd: investigaet meteor"

you try to look aroud but you cant see any things because you loosed youre face many a years ago in a tragic face accidant

17/09/16
"dadd: show som MANNGRIT"

17/09/16
"dabd: put a cool wepoan on yore stump hand. like a gun or some thing"

you have a bette idea...

(auth o rs note: did you knowe if you draw a grey extra copy of a thing under the thinge it makes it look like 3-D. ?it took me a week too draw this

17/09/16
"Dadd: luk at yor hand"

WHERE IS YOUR HAND GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

oh yea.jhon i s borrowing it righ now.....thats ok you gues

sigh..................

17/09/16
"==>"

this is icredibley unappopriate! it is good youre jhon woud nevere rudely hide hams like this!

17/09/16
"==>"

17/09/16
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17/09/16
"Dadd: retrieve new hams from machine"

17/09/16
"Dadd: Do a danse"

this is a waist of panel i hope your happey

17/09/16
"dadd: were are you again,?"

um........space

17/09/16
"dadd: ask if its relay posible to get comanded in narative promtpt"

yes because i sayed so and thant makes it true[

17/09/16
"Bee dad"

you stop beinf daddy just on time to be dadd

07/09/16
"==>"

(how do they usualy even make these pictrues turn interavictive any ways. magic??\

07/09/16
"==>"

wait jsut one secone............they choosed jhon on the charater thing and so why are we at this WV! what a mega embarasment; i cant even tell a storie right!! HE HE HE

07/09/16
"==>"

all these people are fimiliar (probabely because your from thi session or some thing? plot twits what ever)

07/09/16
"wV' s mahchine,: oh shiht johns not a plarer quikc find onne"

yea eh is num nuts,but ok

hey..she is prety hot

07/09/16
"WV: b realavent a gain"

um ok....but to be relavnt youv got to do more then just standing there, i think

07/09/16
"JHON: remind this arogant narattor that cyber bullyng is against the law you know,"

shit realy??sory jhon you will not do it eve again

07/09/16
"BOI, QUIT ALL THE SCURYING A ROUND."

no your busy

07/09/16
"YOU THEIR. BOI."

wat

07/09/16
"==>"

goobye

07/09/16
"==>"

too more guetsts

07/09/16
"Jhon: 'Acidentaly" crash the coster"

the roller coats was a sucess

07/09/16
"==>"

07/09/16
"jhon: stop iemps from riding your rollar coaster of wind and shad"

dumbie you want them in the role coaster they are youre CUTSOMERS

you let them onto the rolcoaste for free be cause they acidently lost there money

07/09/16
"Jhon: let impz 3 and undur in free (thisll get parent boonmoney)"

ok,but youo take the monney when arent lookind any way

07/09/16
"==>"

07/09/16
"jhon::: maken an rozemantic farris weel ride 4 roze. Like literally make it look like Rose's face"

06/09/16
"revlelvaton: be why the myserty"

(he also is pressin buttoms.. but the snop was look cooler0

05/09/16
"==>"

03/09/16
"==>"

You have one hour.

Good luck.


(o shit!!!!)

03/09/16
"==>"

So as to not continue to frustrate you with my relatively formal linguistic style, I will be brief.

Your first scenario will be automatically set at your current location. Your theme park must reach 413 guests, and you must achieve a park rating of at least 612/1000.


blah blah is it rolercoaste time yet.

03/09/16
"jhon: okay, enough fucking around. go back to playing rollercoaster tycoon."

Congratulations, Jhon—if you are reading this, then you have successfully entered your Sburb session.

You have chosen to play the game on Rollercoaster Tycoon mode; as such, your path will consist of a set of challenges considerably unique from those of your co-players, though the final goal of Sburb is ultimately one that each of you share. I recognize that you are already familiar with the standard mechanics of the game, so I will not outline them here. Nevertheless, in lieu of a helpful sprite that would be provided to a typical player, I will serve as your guide throughout your journey, detailing the conditions you must fulfill in order to complete each scenario.

You're welcome.


shutup pleas and stop wording like roze

03/09/16
"==>"

you accidenty revealed youre feelings....how embarasing every one knows daddys themselfs do not suposed to have there own daddyes!!

03/09/16
"==>"

AG: N8W WIN HTE G8ME
EB: ok
AG: AND NOW I DID A RELAV8NT
EB: i think so to
AG: GOO8YE
EB: goody-bye daddy
acranidGrid [AG] is gone from echoBiologest [EB]
EB: i mean vrasky
EB: h*ck!!!!!!!!!!

03/09/16
"jhon: steal rozes computing maYBE??>"

no need you juts can hav to squeaze it inside to the phone thing abit!

03/09/16
"===>"

AG: U8SIDE D8WN &ND PUT IN
EB: ok

03/09/16
"==>"

oh their is hecka jef,he is prety cool you hope he does't die a unfotunate acident/on purpose death like swet bro too, (mostley because he has not yet given you youre bitherday presant..)

03/09/16
"==>"

AG: ST8P W8ST8NG T8ME!!!!!!!!!
EB: ok
AG: T8KE THE SB8RK
EB: ok

03/09/16
"Jhon: open the pakage alredy"

it is bettre than dabes but not as cool as jaeds it is ok you geuss

03/09/16
"Jhon: enter Roze"z rooom"

AG: T8KE ROZE PRESA8NT
EB: ok

03/09/16
"==>"

AG: GO INS8DE THE ROZE R88M
EB: ok

03/09/16
"==>"

AG: G8 UP ST8IRES
EB: ok

03/09/16
"==>"

AG: N8W DO THE TH8NGS I SAY TO!!!!!!!
EB: ok
AG: GO IN A THE H8USE
EB: ok

03/09/16
"vaska: message john and help him on his heroic quest of self-discovery"

acranidGrid [AG] trolps echoBiologest [EB]
AG: I AM V8RY IM8ORT8ANT
EB: yes,i agree competely

23/08/16
"Jhon: your to importaint for this NON CENSE. Go find a majikal destiny or someting."

she is juts mad now because you kissened her momi in stead of her (that is wat kind of thing girles get mad for,you think); but she will get ovre it

23/08/16
"Jhon: Roze likes smrt peple, be more smarter"

JHON: um..... ....
JHON: Difarential equasions.

ROSE: What?
JHON: Diferantial eqations are very of interest; you also thing so?
ROSE: Not really.
JHON: oh
JHON: ....
JHON: Atomes, and molcelules;I like those to--–

ROSE: Stop! Stop talking.
ROSE: I just...need to sit here and think for a bit. And I can't do that while cringeworthy attempts at flirtation illimitably flow from your shittified mouth.
ROSE: Find something else to do. Something that doesn't involve sexual objectification.

JHON: i––
ROSE: Now.
JHON: WOWok i will come back later than

23/08/16
"jhon: Comfort Rose by becoming her new mother."

JHON: come one roze i needto win you be-fore jaed does
ROSE: ...
JHON: do you have fetises
JHON: how abount i wil be youre daddy.

ROSE: No thanks.
JHON: oh yea....yoiu like momies better
JHON: i will be youre momi

ROSE: No.
JHON: come hear sweetey and let momi jhon give you a kiss>
ROSE: No.
ROSE: No no no no no.
ROSE: How many times do I have to say that until you go away?

23/08/16
"Jhon: sugest treesome with roze adn blapck intraloper"

JHON: is it because, you like the angery jagk better??
JHON: he is kindof hot his skin is smoothe.....
JHON: we do a s*x all at once is what you want?that is ok
JHON: even thoug, does he even have gentiles???

ROSE: What are you doing with your hands?
ROSE: Stop that.

23/08/16
"jhon: woo Roze over from the blapck newconer"

JHON: donu't be jealoush roze, i have time two kiss you too
ROSE: No! You aren't allowed to kiss any more Lalondes.
BG'OGUBMOM'IBULSPRITE: BUTT...,I WANT TOO KISS HIM!!
BG'OGUBMOM'IBULSPRITE: ALSO WHOLLY SHIT,I CAN TALK, INTO THE DIALOGE
BG'OGUBMOM'IBULSPRITE: THE MOMI PART OF ME HSA NEVER DONE IT
BG'OGUBMOM'IBULSPRITE: WOOB HOO!!!!!

ROSE: What?

23/08/16
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23/08/16
"==>"

23/08/16
"rose: aggress"

23/08/16
"jhon: chehk EHCELALDLR; (evern inventrorty iitems hav thm)"

the kindey has failed, levvels upwards only to tweeney; pethetic

23/08/16
"Jhon: thro kidney at Roze"

the kidenmey conveneniently misses the roze

it is realy covenient

23/08/16
"Jhon: win pranking gambite"

23/08/16
"jhon: murdr hecka jef"

he is on eurth dead, poblaly?

23/08/16
"Jhon: put the bunny back in the chect cavity"

thank G**DNESS you removed out youre kideney, or else their would not have ben room to put this hear. crisis avorted.......this time

23/08/16
"jhon: wonder wher ur BUNY is"

the stupid and dumb bunnie is here; the cool one dis appiered with dadd& dabe;, all 3 in verry big trouple when you find them for leaving with not permition (even thoug dadd is porbaly youre daddy biologic, you are really his daddy)

23/08/16
"jhon, cpatchalogue some froges"

you capaloge it for later eatting..also why are theyve all already died mystreiously?

23/08/16
"Jhon: eat froggos"

you cannot'nt not eat frogos while youre mouth is attache to the mommer

11/08/16
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BG'OGUBMOM'IBULSPRITE: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWAH
JHON: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWAH
ROSE: Yeah, this was a bad idea.

11/08/16
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11/08/16
"Jhon: Prototype momi and continue hunan makeouts"

11/08/16
"Jhon: Revive momi by furiously kissing her"

you kis her FURIOUSLY. you are furrious

she is still die'd though

11/08/16
"Jhon: attempt to save Moma with an emergency kidney transplant."

it WONT go in!!

11/08/16
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ROSE: Did I do that?
ROSE: ...
ROSE: Hm.
ROSE: I suppose telekinesis is one anomaly I won't complain about.

11/08/16
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JHON: eearauhurgaurhghrgrhg!!!!

11/08/16
"jhon: lifd jagks ship 2 fined momis faec & contnue wwhithat maEKOUT."

JHON: im just, a try to push this transprot pod to get too the momi,and safe her
BG'OGUBGLOG'YBULSPRITE: JHON WHAT ARE YOU D---
JHON: shhhhh,....
ROSE: ...
JHON: so help it is heavey
ROSE: She's dead, Jhon.
BG'OGUBGLOG'YBULSPRITE: YOU CAN PUT HER IN TO ME
BG'OGUBGLOG'YBULSPRITE: IN ODRER FOR MAKING HER TO BE ALIVE AGAIN

ROSE: Would she still be...herself?
ROSE: Or would she have to live as a hideous eldritch abomination for eternity? Even if I determined how to otherwise "fix" her?

BG'OGUBGLOG'YBULSPRITE: THAT IS JUST MEAN.I ALREANY FEEL BAD ABUT THE WAY I LOOK!!!!!!
ROSE: My apologies.
ROSE: I suppose such a state would have to be preferable to her current one. And it would be pretty cool for the legendary head of the Noble Circle to be my mother...
ROSE: Let's get this thing out of the way, then.

11/08/16
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ROSE: Jhon, what the hell are you doing over there?
JHON : oh no!!!!!!!

11/08/16
"jhon: do the thign??"

goog thing roze isnot aroud to kinkyshame you

11/08/16
"Jhon: pikc up shos (this is the REFERANCE)"

11/08/16
"jhon: quit triing to propotate urasef and recuvr remanes of mom of roze"

11/08/16
"be jhon eggbret"

youre name is obviviously JHON EBGRET but ok you guess

11/08/16
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(THAT was the wrong angel)

11/08/16
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30/07/16
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(ok, this time i think it is realy intravective)

30/07/16
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30/07/16
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HECKA JEF: time travely nanchos?
HECKA JEF: ....shit. lets do time loopes

30/07/16
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HECKA JEF: some one GET THIS CLONCK EFFECT OUT OF MY FACE

30/07/16
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HECKA JEF: you HAVE to BE KIDDDING ME.

30/07/16
"hecka jef: wacke up form nap"

30/07/16
"s]hecka Jef"

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28/07/16
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28/07/16
"Hecka Jef: play the hide anb sleep with other Prospint dreamers.....? find them who else is hear?"

you can-not find them (because they ARENT EXIST dude, their is only1 bed. it looks so comfrotable, just kiddling its a fucking rock,who would even make these conksuck "beds' anyway: imigrants??.. what ever.

28/07/16
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28/07/16
"Hecka Jef: fine ques bed"

jegog; OKAY. lets jut get all this nut job sub-plot over done with finaly....

28/07/16
"jef: gradudate from EHCELALDER to GOFD TEIRS, they nerver stoped being thnigs that exits"

um......REALY? no

28/07/16
"hecka jeff: fint yor qest bad and be gottire"

no shut up theirs more comands to use still

28/07/16
"caca job; got two senter of popit mum"

no your going go youre dream room to do more hilarously shenanagans first

28/07/16
"hecka jef: you've got to get off of this planet"

28/07/16
"Hecka: ascape prostit on ship."

28/07/16
"hecka jef: wORN Dem AlL BoUT dEm StAIrs"

HECKA JEF: theres are stares back there....be safe ofthem evreyone

28/07/16
"hecka jef: fcae the musak"

HECKA JEF: i guess......i should have follewed my OWN ADVISE
HECKA JEF: HE HE HE

28/07/16
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28/07/16
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GRAUD 17: *snif/
GAURD 10: wow that is somethinig so sad and inspriring
GOURD 25: good luck hecka jef!!

28/07/16
"hecka jeff: escape from de furry jail peple"

HECKA JEF: hi, i am dieing and neef to save friens, so coming through plaese

28/07/16
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28/07/16
"hecka jef: bust out of jial like a bad-=ass dufe from a moive"

28/07/16
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HECKA JEF: EEEEEEEEAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHPBTHBbthhb

28/07/16
"Hecka Jef: Brake dez cuffs"

HECKA JEF: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY....

28/07/16
"hecka jef : imagin your revenge on jhon"

hell die the same way swet bro!!

28/07/16
"pumpkin: what pumpkin???"

i dont know

28/07/16
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ahahahahaha!

your RIGHT. thits shits lasting FOREVER

28/07/16
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oh WOW

28/07/16
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28/07/16
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28/07/16
"Hecka Jef: take a picture, it'll will last longer"

28/07/16
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kiss isnt work as hes not a PRINCE of any thing but my STUPID DICK. biut it is still hot

28/07/16
"hecka jeff: attempt to assinate jaed"

acording to youre INFOMATION CLOUNS shes died alreedy, also every one else is too includi you.....ohno!!

28/07/16
"hecka jef: get thish siht ovrr adn don with, play gaem, do qeust, al that goiod sihit"

you cant do a things if youre stil being under arest, chunp nuts

28/07/16
"be heckacious jeferey"

shit. lets be HECKA JEF

24/07/16
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(intracive?)

(also; realy? STOP DYIG. im trying too have a web comic here

24/07/16
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helo you say hab you seen a jaed and dogg? you are told is there bed time and you muts put them too rest!

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24/07/16
"Jaed, use red miles on kingdom."

24/07/16
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hecka doesn want to wear fur and dabe got dead now you want to cry. or take out youre anger at some ones...

24/07/16
"Beak: Telestarboard dabe's body to jaed"

dabe????!

24/07/16
"Jaed: Interpretive dance. Now."

you try to relief youre stres with a dance....

24/07/16
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24/07/16
"Jaed: Send Hecka Jef to jail for not wearing his fursuit"

24/07/16
"jaed: abcuse citzenz for MUTANTNY"

JAED: hi hecka!!!!!!!!!!!!
JAED: um were is your fur, didn you here anouncement

HECKA JEF: what do i EVEN look like too you, some kind of o furry>?
HECKA JEF: furrys are wreid,besides the only persoe i even like too yif is swet bro and now hes a DEAD.

JAED: treasin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HECKA JEF: where is whyte quen origanal,she was germy in stead of furry
JAED: gaurds!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

24/07/16
"Jaed: Meat you're friend Hecka Jef"

24/07/16
"jaed: pester jhon."

garbageGothic [GG] presters a echoBiologest [EB]
GG: roze is mine!!!!
EB: um what, no
GG: yes she say she wats to come too prostit later and have a furry s*x with ME not you
EB: g*sh fucking d*ng it
EB: ill win here back

GG: no you have dabe alreagy dont be greed
EB: no he dis-apeared
EB: but whem i find him hes in a big trooble

GG: matybe he runned away be cause he dosenot like you!!
GG: maybe he wants ME too be his daddie instade!!!!

EB: NO, dabe loves his daddy, wich is me
EB: im only hardon him becaus i love him

GG: well see :)
garbageGothic [GG] is done whith echoBiologest [EB]

24/07/16
"jaed: ask roze out."

garbageGothic [GG] wants to s*x testacleTheorist [TT]
GG: hi roze im 13 do you want a s*x???
TT: Seriously?
GG: im sory we can go on a date firs but its just that your hot!!
TT: No thank you.
TT: Dealing with "Jhon's" advances is exhausting enough as it is.

GG: jhon s*xes dabe now tries to you whom i suppose to s*x then?? :(
TT: Perhaps you should consider a pledge of abstinence?
TT: I'm pretty sure we're not even in the same universe anymore, anyways.

GG: yes im in your sessoin im quen of prostit
TT: What? How?
TT: Never mind. I'm just going to chalk it up to "more meaningless bullshit."
TT: Prostit was the place with the "clouns," correct?

GG: yes lots of clouns and fur you can com over if u want :)
TT: Sorry, I'm busy at the moment.
GG: but i even made broun quick fox jumpover the lazed dog for you!!
TT: Oh?
TT: For me?
TT: I may have to reconsider your offer, then.

GG: bring youre fursuite!!
TT: Okay. I'll get back to you later.
TT: Much later.

testacleTheorist [TT] goodbyes garbageGothic [GG]

24/07/16
"jaed: command your kingnom to colletc frogs"

froges dont even have ANY fur so their irrelevent (they are not mammels, you remeber this because you are biology

24/07/16
"Jaed: order broun quick fox to jumpover the lazed dog"

okay but only becaust roze aske you to & shes hot

24/07/16
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24/07/16
"jaed: insitued furry laws upon prsport kindgom"

JAED: EVER ONE HAVE FURR NOW OR JAIL

24/07/16
"jAeD: anouce to al sitisens dat yoi are now qwen"

JAED; I NOW QWEN

24/07/16
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24/07/16
"Jaed: Be a furry"

JAED: SEVRANT! FUR PLEAS

24/07/16
"jaed: eat ur dogg"

24/07/16
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BEQ: WOOF
JAED: thats IT!!!!!!

24/07/16
">>>>>beck: bork yif"

BEQ: BORK YIF
JAED: NOT bork yif, JUST BORK idoit dog

24/07/16
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JAED: bad doge!!!
JAED: i said BORK

24/07/16
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BEQ: ARF

24/07/16
"jaed: teach dog two bork"

JAED: beq..BORK!

24/07/16
"jaed: use dog to time travel"

seriousally does your SPACE dog looj like a TIME DOGE too you!?

24/07/16
"jaed: have s*x with ur dog because you are a furry"

wierdo, you dot want have s*x with DOGS, just with PEPOLE IN DOG SUITS

24/07/16
"jaed: incredbile whis to smooch bec"

24/07/16
"Jaed: Pet dog. goood dog"

JAED: good dong!!

24/07/16
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24/07/16
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24/07/16
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JAED: FETICH!!!!

24/07/16
"jaed: play fetchd"

24/07/16
"jaed: dotn diie liek hte othars, u ned too live!"

your jaed and ok you wil try.

19/07/16
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(if its isnt iteractive this time i wil EAT MY HAT.)

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19/07/16
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NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

you'e failed youre missoin

and....youre OTP is dead

19/07/16
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dabe????

19/07/16
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were he gone to, he was juts here!

19/07/16
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helo dabe you say, you are hear too take care off him!

19/07/16
"HB: Take car off Dabe"

19/07/16
"Dabe: Succumb to urge to smooch Hecka Jeff's head. "

19/07/16
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DABE: here hungeth those lips thad i have kissethed i dont knoweth how much........mmmmm................

19/07/16
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DABE: all ass, poor hecka! i kneweth him a guy of infinity funny, of most good imagening: he hath carryed me on him back a tousand times/ and noweth, how ungood, in my brain it is! my throte goeth up at it.

19/07/16
"dabe: lament the increased amount of dead friends"

hecka!!!!!! germy!!!!!! no!!!!!!!!!!
and the guy who shoot at youre daddy earlyer, good riddence

19/07/16
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carcatGenetics [CG] isnt not pestring anonamousVengance [AV]
CG: YOU ARE UGGLY; & I HATE YOU
CG: DLETE YOURE ACCOUNT
CG: I HAD S*X WITH YOUR MOM LOOSER
CG: I HOPE YOU DIE
CG: TO SCARED TOO TALK BACK TWO ME?? YOUR PATHOTIC HECKA JEF
CG: YOU. JUTS. GOT< PWNED

AV: shut thef fuck up
AV: helo??
AV: ok


no repsond

19/07/16
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.....except for a compuner.

19/07/16
"Dabe: be troled"

you DONT HAVE A COMPUNER, you dot have any thing numbnunts......

19/07/16
"dabe: make a sbahj-ifier canmera for photograpic evdicence or maybe justt for fun"

do you look like somebone who a camara and sbahj darwing and achlemy machines, no.

19/07/16
"dabe: fuck bees"

no, your SICK of beeing known as the beefucker okay?

19/07/16
"Dabe: Steal lizard wallet"

the guys' so rich that he neebs like 20 fugking walets or some thing apparenty: what a douche hag

19/07/16
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19/07/16
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without youre sun glastes you feel naked

19/07/16
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FRESH JIMMY: S U C C E R
DABE: um DUDE? i havet even tought you how to rhyme yet, ass whole

19/07/16
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FRESH JIMMY: CUROISITY SATISFYED

19/07/16
"Dabe: Explain irony to local lizard"

DABE: it is like you say or do some thig but not what you mean, something else instaid
FRESH JIMMY: WOW THAT IS REALY COOL
FRESH JIMMY: I MEAN UN COOL. (GET IT? I DID IRONE TOO)
DABE: yes juts like that!
FRESH JIMMY: ARE THOS SUMGLASSES IRONIE
DABE: yes
FRESH JIMMY: CAN I GIVE THEN A TRY-ON, FOR INSTUCTIONAL PORPOSES
DABE: i gues.........

19/07/16
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DABE: who are you
FRESH JIMMY: FRESH JIMMY
DABE: oh
FRESH JIMMY: TEACHE ME HOW TO A COOL RHYME
DABE: well ok
DABE: but firts you haveto learn ironing!

FRESH JIMMY: WHATS THAT

19/07/16
"Dabe: lie down some sick rhymes"

DABE: twickle tinkle little star
DABE: how im wandered what you are
DABE: up upove the word so high
DABE: like a diemen in the sky—

FRESH JIMMY: YO THOSE SOME DANK RYMES

19/07/16
"Dabe: allocate GUN to strife speckibus (guns > swords)"

well your WRONG but their are no sords here so okay. not grate, only okay

19/07/16
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ew

19/07/16
"dabe: put own som clowths"

no. not untill daddy sayss so...

19/07/16
"dabe: find your bro"

ok, except that isn some one who is alive any more probaby, so no

19/07/16
"dabe: have fantasy about ur daddy"

you juts want him too be proud off you once

19/07/16
"dabe : have a flhasbak of chets lief "

you love youre daddy, but you are always in troubel with him, wich is fun but......

19/07/16
"dabe: try to remember were you whe're"

you were in chest then to roler coasteb then in a portal and anotehr to this planet where yo udont know were it is so you are lost; but you need to get back to youre daddy soon or youll will be chested again as punishmant

19/07/16
"be dabe"

a charcater who is DABE STIDRER

17/07/16
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uhhm.......OKAY?????

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dead pepole dont DOO things, chump stick.

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your dead

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your GERMYSPRIT

17/07/16
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(its incrative now, probabley)

17/07/16
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a bomb

oops

17/07/16
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you made..........my gob. YOU MADE...............

17/07/16
"Femorafreack: dable in ACLEMY, you totaly got this shit, mak punchde card with the ccode 'testocde' and make te item"

ok, we GET it he is doig achemy, skip too the end of it ==>

17/07/16
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17/07/16
"fomreaferk: drakn pis"

you canot do that would be a PUBIC INDECECY, you only will restort to this if your NOT IN PUBILC and hidration reaches CRICICAL LEVELS

17/07/16
"femorafreack: answer your pesterchum that you have probably"

you only have a SERIOUS BUSYNESS, becaus justice is NOT a joke.

femorafreack: have foud my self in a strang realm, wallet stole, all crinimals out of reach, pleas advice
pipefun413: I AM IN SIMALAR SITUATION
pipefun413: HAVE YOU BY CHANC BECOME ON A METEORE?

femorafreack: negetive
femorafreack: on large blapck planet, desalate apart from thiefing lizards and residants of a lawnless hous
femorafreack: ojective: obtain adaquate weaponery

pipefun413: YOURE CLOTHS ARE UNHARMED?
femorafreack: cloths are intact
pipefun413: I CANOT SAY THE SAME, ALL ARTICALES OF CLOTHING HAVE DAMMAGED. IN ADITION TO BODY
femorafreack: curently expresing sincerelyest condoleces for youre cloths
pipefun413: THANK YOU
femorafreack: youre sitaution is cetainly much badder then mine
femorafreack: be careful too avoid futhrer damage to clothe

pipefun413: INDEED
femorafreack: about to busy operating mystireous technlogy, maintain updates on cloth status
pipefun413: ME TO, AND OK

17/07/16
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17/07/16
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FEMORAFREACK: he will pay for his cimres!!
GERMYSPRIT: no , he wont' he got away are you blind.
FEMORAFREACK: ok juts shut the h**k off
FEMORAFREACK: i knead a gun upgrage
GERMYSPRIT: mabe make with alechmy?
FEMORAFREACK: what
GERMYSPRIT: the you did it earler with hecka to make the BIG GAME, you also can make othre things
FEMORAFREACK: of crouse! thakyou deputie germysprit

17/07/16
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the gun was not for LONG RANGS

17/07/16
"femorafreack: fight Bear"

that is NOT a bear, thats is a CHAMALEON. you can tell be cause chamleans have longer tails than bears, you learnt this in pollice traning

meanwile hes ESCAPIMG TO THE SIDE, dunkass

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he took it when you were not lookid! the bug ruse was a mere distaction

17/07/16
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youre wallet is missing. the plop thicken?

17/07/16
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17/07/16
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FEMORAFREACK: that one pleas
GERMYSPRIT: come ON, your pointing wrong
FEMORAFREACK: oh, f****
FEMORAFREACK: well now it is to late, i pointed already
THE BUG STAND MAN: THAT WILL BE $104.13
FEMORAFREACK: ok

17/07/16
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FEMORAFREACK: germysprit whish bug should i get
GERMYSPRIT: purple is better
FEMORAFREAKC: ok.........

17/07/16
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FEMORAFREACK: PLURPLE OR BLUE!!!!!!!

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FEMORAFREACK: um......

17/07/16
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FEMORAFREACK: puprle or blue............

17/07/16
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THE BUG STAND MAN: DO YOU WANT TWO BUY A BUG
FEMORAFREACK: okay
THE BUG STAND MAN: DO YUO WANT THE PURPE OR THE BLUE ONE.
FEMORAFREACK: hmm.......

17/07/16
"femorafreack: stubmle on CRONSRORTS on the BLAPCK PLANNET nad INTEROGRATE THEm"

FEMORAFREACK: excude me sir
THE BUG STAND MAN: SHIT
FEMORAFREACK: what
THE BUG STAND MAN: NOTHINGE
FEMORAFREACK: ok
FEMORAFREACK: do you have a bug stand permit>
THE BUG STAND MAN: YES
FEMORAFREACK: can i sea it
THE BUG STAND MAN: I LEFT IT IN ME OTHE PANTS
FEMORAFREACK: oh, that is unfotrunate. i have always wanted to see a bug stad permit

17/07/16
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17/07/16
"femorafreack: look aroudn"

thip planet h*cking sucks and WHAT IS THat looks ilegal. but what do you look like; a bomb sqad or some thing??

17/07/16
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FEMORAFREACK: whom have i become ?

17/07/16
"dont"

FEMORAFREACK: oh my gob......your right

17/07/16
"femoa freajk: prottpe psrite furthr with urslf"

GERMYSPRIT: leaf me alone
FEMORAFREACK: i have too take youre fly powers to go arrest at jhon
GERMYSPRIT: you can"t prottype in me you DONT HAVE A WARANT

17/07/16
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FEMORAFREACK: so now your a sprit you can fly
GERMYSPRIT: yes,

17/07/16
"femorafreack: revale iis"

you loosed youre face many a years ago in a tragic face accidant

17/07/16
"femorafreack: is th blpck planent even in youor jursidction? tmie to ratonalzie your contitnued autorhity"

justic has not limits, any one who does justice knows that!

17/07/16
"femorafreack: arest planet"

FEMORAFREACK: justice is seved.

17/07/16
"femorafreaqk: do the justicey thign"

17/07/16
"femorafreack: find a way off this planet"

FEMORAFREACK: how to leave
GERMYSPRIT: their is no leave, theyre is too much gravidy to get away the planet, ecxept by house building
FEMORAFREACK: ok, this planets grabity is OBSTUCTING JUSTICE

17/07/16
"femorafreak: figure out where the place where you are is."

FEMORAFREACK: were is this
GERMYSPRIT: the median
FEMORAFREACK: were is that
GERMYSPRIT: the inpiscispere
FEMORAFREACK: okay, thanks that helpes a lot, that was sacrasm it doest actualy help
GERMYSPRIT: ok

17/07/16
"femorafreack: deputize Germysprit"

FEMORAFREACK: do you contain any infromation to help the invastegation
GERMYSPRIT: what ivestigation
FEMORAFREACK: jhon ebgret, performed a mudrer on swet bro, and makes ilegal deathcoasters, ad tells lies
GERMYSPRIT: then hes even worst than i thunked!!!
GERMYSPRIT: he must be broug to justice

FEMORAFREACK: yes
GERMYSPRIT: accordian to my new sprite-brain their is a jhon on the landof light and froges on the othe side of skya
FEMORAFREACK: what, do'nt say words that arent sense
GERMYSPRIT: idiot, this it a new deimnsion, were on blapck planet, crinimals on white plannet, blue plantet in between
FEMORAFREACK: WHAT

17/07/16
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GERMYSPRIT: you CANT JUST ASK THAT.
FEMORAFREACK: sory

17/07/16
"Femorafreack: Interrogate Germysprit."

FEMORAFREACK: germy.......
FEMORAFREACK: why are yuo red
GERMYSPRIT: duge.

17/07/16
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redwashed

17/07/16
"femorafreack: incestigate"

oh no. ! it llooks new friend germy got....

17/07/16
"femorafreind: diss-assent"

his femoraFREACK, what does this looj like, post scatch or somethig??!

17/07/16
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thap will probaly...not EVER be relavant again.

17/07/16
"femorafreak: frie gun on air like aGODDAMN cowpokey"

17/07/16
"Femorafreack: twuirrel gun like a cow-boy"

17/07/16
"fedora fewk: stop bejng fedora feek, hes TSUPIDT"

you alreaby all CHOOSED vote for femorafreack so no w you have to BE him and put up with his pollice words for to long so next time thik about youre actions first, thanks

17/07/16
"feqorafereak: become a trol, nobody lieks hte kids anyways"

you alreany blowed that opporutiny,!!! anyway they trols have to much roamnce and will all problably all juts die or somethig any ways, who cares/

17/07/16
"FemoraFreack: Mak up sum dank lyse"

okay, youd JUST said lying is a crime, do you look like somebone who would a crime, no.

17/07/16
"then, determin if theres ben a murdr"

jhon earlier told to you theyre waws no murder, but a KEY EYE WINTESS has recetnly informeth you other wise! it seemed jhon has muredered hecka's bets fruend, swet bro, via one illegal pick ax stabing.you will hat to add LIEING to jhons list of crimes

helpeful citizen hecka jef assisted you to get to this place which he says jhon has escaped at but you do nut see him, you will have to do an investegate. jhon & his co conspritators are very dangrous and if they continually to resist arrest you will naybe have to JUSTICEKILL them

17/07/16
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17/07/16
"femorafreak: assend."

17/07/16
"first, be femorafreak."

youve now a FEMORAFREACK

07/07/16
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(the picture is intractive.. the picture is not intractive.

to find out whish it true.......clikc the pictur????????????)

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07/07/16
"[S FIGHT EACH OTHe"

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ROSE: No!!!
JHON: thanks a lot roze, you distaction juts RUINED our kiss over here...

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Frogs. At least, you think they're supposed to be frogs...

Huh? You hear your mom shout something. Something about getting out of the way.

30/06/16
"Roze: Go check out your shitty planet already"

It's just...white.

And some green specks. What are those?

30/06/16
"jhon: prototipe yurself with roze's sprite"

okay, FUCK

30/06/16
"Rose: Solicit profound wisdom from your friendly guide."

ROSE: Oh.
ROSE: ...
ROSE: Hello?
ROSE: ...
ROSE: ...
ROSE: What ar—

BG'OGUBGLOG'YBULSPRITE: F̲͈͔̻̥̼̎ͧ̓̔ͥ̋̋Ö̪̗̹́͐ͅR̰̘̹̊ͩͪ͞ͅ ͖̣͖̂̂̊̈́̀͋W̲̩͚̬ͫ̊͐͘A̧̼̗̺̫͍̼ͬ̎̐̎̃̅ ̮̪̩ͯ͐̊͘H̜͍̭̗͉͊̌̉ͭ̍ͭͅT͙̗ͨ̀̆ͮ͛ ͍͈͕͢P̶̼͉̺̜̮ͫU҉͈͖͓͍͉̣P̢͙̝͙̹̗̄͛ͮ͂̅P̟̜̪̳̽ͥ̋͗ͪ͌̑O͉̰̤͎ͅR̜̣͇̬͈͓̀́̉́S̸̝͑ͅE̴̞̤̐ ͨ҉̳̫̙Ḫ͚̬̝̝́ͅA̖̩̰̻̽ͥ̋V͒E̟̥͔͎͙̬̾̌͂̀ ̜͖̏̋I̸̘̭͈̬̳͎̽ͨͅ ̦͕͔̘͙͙̭̆ͨ͊̐͒͠B̶̲̬͍̳̝̌ͮ̊ͩ̈́ͫ̔Ė̤̭ͧ́E̚Ń̟͠ ̯͈̝̥ͦ̉ͤ̏̇͢S̷̳͑U̫͕͍͇͚ͨ͆̾M̵̪̗̜̩͓̘O̗͓͂ͥ͑N̬̙͙̟͛ͅẺ̠̲̙̤̼̣̬ͪͮ̚d̖̪̮̥͌̊̎͋̉ ̤̝̠͑ͤͩT̄̐͒̒O̻̰̯̙̤̯͆͗͊͐̓ ͊̃͗ͧ͐͛̿Ḥ̵̻̩̞̒͑̆̽ͪ̏E̹͇͕͖͈͔ͦ̃R̜̜̺̻̳̜̝͗̃E͖̣̬̔̂̑̚
ROSE: Holy shit.
ROSE: Actually, I didn't summon you...what is your name again? You look a lot like the legendary Bg'ogubglog'ybul, head of the Noble Circle. But you're much smaller. And pinker.

BG'OGUBGLOG'YBULSPRITE: NO, Y̽O̥͓̝̜͉̯̖̒͆͑ͦ̆̚͠U͔͍͇͈̣̫̟̅̑ͯ̑ ͭͭA͖͈̱ͭ̊͂̍ͬR̷̦̺͍͇͓̃͊̀T̛͙͕̳͉̱̼̯̚ ̻̪̉̍C͏͈͙̫̺͉̦O̢͇̮̎̔͆̾̆̋R̫̥̣̜̊̽̌ͧ̇ͅË́ͤC̔ͤ̈́ͧ͌̓̔Tͥ́͒
BG'OGUBGLOG'YBULSPRITE: I͆̆́ ̺̬̭̩̹̖ͭ̈́ͤ̐̇͊̕ͅŠ̢̞͔̞̝̥͚Ḥ̘̥͑Ã̤͙̓̿͘Lͭ͛̏ͦ͐ ̰͓̥͍S̶̹̰͖̻̳ͮ̅ͤ̊E̊̆̐̎̋̓͆Ė̻̍͌̏̉͊̕ ͈̣̣̤͍̇͐ͩ̈͟T̫͔̮̺̼̈́͝Ő̪͖̣I̴̍̂T̫͚̙̃ͬ͋̊̊͐̇͘ ̘̞̘̳̱̟̩̎Tͣ̾҉H̛̘̘̻̙͂ͯ̉͆I̳̯̼̓̇͌͠S̛̰͇̾ͯ ̰̣̣͕̠̟͉U̳̳͔̳̱ͥͭ̿ͪ̒̓ͨN͏̩̬̩̗͈̦Î̷̪͉̱̗͉ͮ̏̐͗ͧV̪̱͈̀̆̍ͨͮͣE̯̥̦̺͓̗̮ͬ̅R̵̮̦̐ͥ͌̽̿̏̆S̊ͨ͒͠ ͗͛S̷̳̘͍ͦ̒̍̀ͦ̒̊E̜̯̜̣͎̯͍E̺̫ͭ̌͊̋͞S̺͔̠̪̙̒ͪ̚ͅ ͭ͝N̸̪̬̗̮ͅO̗̲̹ͬ̏͋ ̛̗̜̣̙͉͔ͥ̊̓T̳̐ͤ̾ͣ͠Ȟ̬̠͆͗̿I͕͒ͬ̽N̤̜̪͍ͦ̿ͦͨ̂ͥ̚Ġ ̤̥̥͙͙̎́̒͐̓̓B̞̪̩̲̲͙̣ͪ͛̆̆͐͑̅U̱̐ͦ̐Ťͪ̾ ̻̝ͭ͂ͭ̿͑̊̚M͉̠̈́ͫͪ̾͘I̠̣͚͉͈̚Ṣ̟̄̈ͯͬ̀ͪE҉̣̘̞̹͎̜̞R̢̓͗͊ͪ͌Ȳ̵̩̠̯̐̂̓̌͑ͣ ̝̭͕̤̑͆ͥ̍̌̀F͑̈́̌̏ͥǪ͚̩̙̥͆͂ͥ̆̄ͤ͂R̷̫̲͔̋ ̱̣͈̥̭̫̮͆ͫͨ̔̓́͆Ȃ̵ͤ́́̾ͩ͒Ṱ̄ͭ̅ͬ̾ ̝̯͙ͮ̂̅͠H̸͇͉̫̮̺̭ͨ̊Ơ͌U̞͡S̠̰̬͚̿Ą̟͈̃N͌̋͒͊D͑̎ͮ͑̋͞ ̹͔̳̟̃͐̉́M̨͇̺͙͙̖͔͙̽̋̓̊̅̊ͧȈ̷̦̝̻͖̼̜̄̑͊͌ͬ̂L̸̥I̤̰̪̻O͖̳̘͓̖̯̔̅̊̔͜Nͣͦ̔̊͐҉ M̼̯͍̼̥ͧͪ̚ͅḮ̶͕̺͍̝ͯͣ̀̄̋̚L͖̳̲̝̻̯͙̓̊͒̋̐̃̚E̢̤̹ͨ̅N̷̻̪̍ͬ̆̈́̒̾I͈͉̬̘͈̱̿ͬ̐ͯͣ̚Ů͎̟̟̝̲͙̲ͤ̈́͌͟M̉̈́͂Sͭ

ROSE: I understand.
ROSE: But in the meantime, could you stop talking like that? It's kind of annoying.

BG'OGUBGLOG'YBULSPRITE: FINE
BG'OGUBGLOG'YBULSPRITE: ALSO IM SUPOSED T O HELP YOU SINCE BECAUSE OF ME BEING YOURE SPRITE
BG'OGUBGLOG'YBULSPRITE: SO ILL HOLD OFF THE MiSERY THING FORA WHILE

ROSE: Thank you.
ROSE: I still have no idea how or why you're here in this form, but it is an honor to meet you. Even though it seems not even you managed to resist the corruption.

30/06/16
">Momi, + Jhon::; Slopy hunan\hunan MAKOUTS now"

Okay, fuck that. You're going to go explore the planet or something. Mom is just trying to get to you. If you respond to it now, she wins.

Actually, you doubt she's even capable of those kinds of passive-aggressive contrivances anymore. But you're getting out of here regardless.

30/06/16
"Rows: be columns"

30/06/16
"Rose: don't listen to hecka jef's warning and fall all down those stairs"

There aren't any stairs here, so simply falling will have to be enough to fulfill the meme quota for today.

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Looks like a long fall.

30/06/16
"Rose: Go outside and see if there's more to this planet than white nothingness."

30/06/16
"Rose: Grab the nearest weapon and escape through the wall-hole."

You feel a lot more comfortable with this as a weapon. You're so handy with those needles, you feel like you could probably use them to filet a sword fish.

30/06/16
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TT: Oh, I don't know. Perhaps we should start with the inexplicable infantilization of our friends and the sudden deterioration of reality itself?
GA: What The Fuck
TT: ?
GA: Im Beginning To Reconsider My Earlier Judgment Of Your Mental State
GA: I Would Like To Upgrade The Diagnosis From "Inferiority Complex" to "Paranoid Schizophrenia"
GA: I Recommend Scheduling An Appointment With Your Therapist To Discuss Treatment Options Available To You
GA: But I Am Afraid I Cannot Be Of Any Further Assistance
GA: Goodbye

TT: Hold on.
GA: ...
TT: First of all, "inferiority complex" isn't a medical diagnosis.
GA: I Was Aware
TT: More importantly, are you implying that you have not observed the phenomenon I previously described?
GA: Yes I Believe That Was The Implication
TT: But...I know this corruption has been affecting at least some of the other trolls. I've just recently talked to three of them.
GA: I Havent Talked To The Others Yet Today
GA: But I Did Yesterday And I Observed No Infantilization Whatsoever
GA: At Least None That Was Out Of The Ordinary

TT: Well, try talking to them again.
GA: Maybe Later
TT: Ugh.
TT: What about your trolltag?

GA: What About It
TT: It's been affected, hasn't it? I don't remember what it was, but I'm almost certain it's supposed to contain an "x" somewhere.
GA: Oh Dear
GA: Youre Right

TT: See?
GA: This Must Be One Of Solluxs Pranks
GA: Although Im Not Really Sure What The Joke Is
GA: If Theres A Pun Here Its Eluding Me
GA: But Ive Never Been Very Good At Detecting Things Like That

TT: You're kidding me.
TT: Well, once you realize what's going on, please contact me.

GA: Certainly
TT: Talk to you later.
testacleTheorist [TT] leaves grinAudacious [GA]


You don't know if that conversation made you feel less crazy or moreso.

30/06/16
"roze: hey, thants p good"

GA: What
TT: Are you also...
TT: Normal?

GA: Well
GA: I Dont Think It Would Be Meaningful To Apply Such An Adjective To A Person Without Respect To A Given Attribute
GA: For Example I Am "Normal" In That I Have Gray Skin But Not In That I Have Jade Blood
GA: If I Must Answer Your Question Though I Would Say I Possess More Abnormal Qualities Than Normal Ones
GA: But I Suppose Most People Like To Believe The Same About Themselves So Perhaps Im Wrong
GA: Who Are You By The Way

TT: Oh, wow. Okay! That's a relief.
TT: I had been growing uncomfortably certain that I was the only one normal one left.
TT: My name is Rose.

GA: The Fact That Your Name Consists Of Only Four Letters Is Not Very Normal At All
GA: And The Fact That You Repeatedly Insist That You Are "Normal" For No Obvious Reason Makes Me Highly Suspicious Of Your Sanity But For The Time Being I Will Attribute Your Quirk To A Simple Inferiority Complex
GA: My Name Is Kanaya

TT: What?
TT: All of my friends have four-lettered names. There's nothing strange about that.

GA: Hm
GA: Oh
GA: Youre One Of The Humans Arent You
GA: I Believe Im Under Orders To Harass You And Your Friends But I Havent Really Gotten Around To It

TT: You guys are still sticking to that story?
TT: About being aliens?

GA: Yes We Are Still Sticking To That Story About Being Aliens
TT: Sorry, but don't you think this is a good time to stop fucking around?
TT: We need to work together to figure out what the hell is going on.
TT: Although, I'll put up with it if I have to. I'm just happy to know that there's still someone coherent to talk to amidst this mess.

GA: What Exactly Is It That We Need To Be Figuring Out Again

30/06/16
"Rose: See if any of the other trolls are sane. Starting with the GA one."

testacleTheorist [TT] pestechums to grinAudacious [GA]
TT: Hello.
GA: Hello
TT: Sigh.
TT: This is probably a waste of time.

GA: I Would Suspect You Are Right
GA: Goodbye

TT: Wait!

30/06/16
"rose: message centurionsTest"

testacleTheorist [TT] is saying things at centurionsTest [CT]
TT: Hello?
CT: d----->hi wh%s this
TT: Rose. One of the humans. It doesn't really matter.
CT: d----------< ok so: do you like hornses%
TT: Horses?
CT: d----^hornses
TT: Alright, I think I've heard enough.
testacleTheorist [TT] by bye centurionsTest [CT]
CT: d------------v sweat


Which troll is the normal troll? You can hardly stand the suspense any longer.

30/06/16
"==>"

testacleTheorist [TT] screams at turniplyCabbagous [TC]
TT: Who is this?
TC: hI iM gAmEtEz :o)
TT: ...Hey, Gametez.
TT: I'm Rose. How's it going?

TC: mOtHErFukCiN mIrAcLEs :o) :o) HoNK :o)
TT: Indeed.
TT: I can't tell if you've been ruined, or if you're supposed to act like this.

TC: hOnKH oNk MtoHerFUcKer;O) :o) MiRAcLeS
TT: Okay, I don't think I really want to talk to you either way.
TT: Later.

testacleTheorist [TT]is quiet at turniplyCabbagous [TC]

30/06/16
"Rose: Try to find out if there are any unaffected by the nonsense amongst the trolls."

All of the trolltags seem to have been altered. But you remind yourself that your own chumhandle has been similarly desecrated. There's still hope, no matter how minuscule, that at least one of these assholes has yet to be transformed into an unsightly amalgam of stray lines and typographical errors.

30/06/16
"John: Try to... remember... coherence."

JHON: i....
JHON: i remebmer!
ROSE: Really!?
JHON: ha ha, no, i have none of an idea what your talking a bout.
ROSE: ...
ROSE: Ok. I'm going to go talk to some trolls.

30/06/16
"Rose: Ask John why he has been acting so strangely lately."

ROSE: Listen, I know you claim to be normal, but humor me for a moment.
ROSE: Do you have any memory of your life before today?
JHON: yes
ROSE: Did everything around you appear the same?
ROSE: Did you behave the same way that you do now? Or do you remember undergoing any sort of personality shift earlier today?

JHON: um..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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30/06/16
"Rose: Psychoanalyze John (jhon?)"

ROSE: You're blushing.
JHON: !!!!!
ROSE: ...Oh dear.
ROSE: Are you alright?

JHON: yes im just emberased
JHON: pleas dont kinkyshame me

ROSE: I wasn't planning on it.
ROSE: Not right now, anyways.
ROSE: Why are you embarrassed? You were acting much more self-confident earlier.

JHON: it was a ruse
JHON: im only confidant at girls on the inter-net

ROSE: Well there's something I can sympathize with, at least.
JHON: roze that is B. S. you awlays are not nervos with fancybig words
ROSE: Right.

30/06/16
"Jhon: Confess your love for roze by giving her a piece of you. Something like, say, a kidney."

ROSE: I would ask how it's even remotely possible for you to be in my bedroom right now, but I'm sure it's just ano—
ROSE: Fuck!
ROSE: What the hell is that?
ROSE: Okay, never mind, I don't really want to know. Just put it away already.
JHON: its my kindey,
JHON: a presend for you at date

ROSE: Oh my God.
ROSE: There is no date.
ROSE: You left me to die so you could play RollerCoaster Tycoon®.

JHON: oops
ROSE: Just go back to Dave. I'm sure he's looking for his daddy.
JHON: :O
JHON: you werenp suppose to know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

30/06/16
"Rose: Perhaps True Love's First Kiss can break the spell of stupidity John's fallen under? A trite trope, true, but desperate times call for desperate measures."

No.

30/06/16
"==>"

yes

30/06/16
"jhon:butts"

hmmn..you cant seem to able to thing of the roze butt? Fuck

30/06/16
"Rose: Deactivate sexy time. No."

30/06/16
"Jhon: inTITiate seXXXy time"

JHON: o h hi roze im reaby for that date?? let me juts remove this......

30/06/16
"Be Roze"

You are now ROSE LALONDE.

21/06/16
"==>"

(is is picture intractive yet? click to find out

21/06/16
"==>"

21/06/16
"Jacq: be Jack"

What? You've always been Jack. You don't have time for this bullshit.

You tell the group to gather around, 'cause you've got assignments for them. Three humans seem to have entered the Incipisphere on a roller coaster, but— ...you notice the three of them starting to blush again. You tell them to wipe that putrid color off their faces or you'll cut it off. They scrunch up their faces, like they're trying really hard to stop blushing, but they are unsuccessful. God, just, never mind, you say. The humans don't seem to be heroes of LOLAF or LODAR. You've got no idea how or why they're here, but it's time to take them out. The Droll starts blushing even harder. What the fuck is it now, you ask seethingly. He says, you mean like, take them out on a date? You say no, you mean take them out like stab them until they die. He says oh.

You tell them that the blond kid fell into LOLAF's second gate. If you recall correctly, it should lead to some place on LODAR. Taking care of him will be the Brute's job. The adult human disappeared into the Veil. The Dignitary will locate him and send him to a better place. The Droll will go to Prospit and investigate the girl who usurped the throne. Be careful, you say. She's got some sort of omnipotent pet guarding her. He should put them both to rest, if he can. Otherwise, just determine their weaknesses and report back. He says okay. He also asks you why you keep calling him the Droll. You say because that's his name. The Courtyard Droll. He says that his name is...Rubs Juice? No, that doesn't even sound remotely similar to his name, you say. You ask him how he could possibly fuck it up that badly. He reluctantly agrees with you about his name, but seems confused. You tell them you'll go after the nerdy looking kid on LOLAF. He should be near a couple of other humans. Maybe you can kill three birds with one stone. Literally. You clarify that the bird part isn't literal. The kill part is. Because you're going to kill them. The Brute appears crestfallen.

They're dismissed. Don't fuck this up, you say. You're running out of patience today.

21/06/16
"==>"

youre receipt of a message from jagk. to tell you all must go to see him for a meetting of urgency!

21/06/16
"be rj"

youre are now RUBS JUICE... .

hrates bocars is tellig yuo about the kissig rollercotser kids, he say itsd' his O. T. P you think they sounds realy cute. yuo wish you had a romants like that.,!

21/06/16
"Jagk: Ask AR to report back already"

Alright, alright, back to business.

You ask the Authority Regulator what the situation is with the roller coaster. He tries to tell you something, but speaks incoherently. What? You don't speak idiot. He laughs, then tells you he doesn't get it. You inquire as to whether the damn humans are dead or not. He says something that sounds like the humans survived the attack because their roller coaster turned into three roller coasters instead of exploding. You wonder how someone can possibly be that incompetent at blowing people up. He says he was never a very good aim. You thought he was supposed to be, you don't know, an Authority Regulator? He murmurs something self-consciously.

You ask if he at least knows where the survivors landed. You think he says that the front car landed somewhere around the house on LOLAF, the middle car passed through LOLAF's second gate, and the third car went to...jail? No, he said Veil. Alright. You've got one more assignment for him. An easy one, something even he should be able to do. The White Queen has been spotted at the edge of the Incipisphere. She's defenseless, and she seems to be trapped by a lack of momentum. You need him to capture her and bring her to a prison cell for interrogation. You ask him if he thinks he can handle that. He mutters something. You say what? He says something about being afraid of monsters out there. Does he mean the horrorterrors? Is he a Dersite or not, for Bilious' sake? Those things have always been harmless. He says fine, he'll see what he can do, but he sounds terrified. You tell him to quit being a fucking baby or you'll send him to the prison cell in the queen's place. He makes a sort of whimpering noise.

You've never wanted to destroy the world more than you do now.

21/06/16
"==>"

Okay, the truth is, that new look of hers kind of really creeps you the fuck out. Unless that ring comes off, you'd rather stay away from her. You'll probably just order somebody to off her later on. There's plenty of other fish out there for you to stab personally.

21/06/16
"==>"

Nothing's going on here ma'am just workin' on all that paperwork over there ha ha you know how it is.

21/06/16
"jagk: kill blpack quen becase sheis anoing biatch"

Yeah...when the time is right, of course. Can't rush these things, you know? You've got to be strategOH MY GOD

21/06/16
"Jack: Be annoyed by this yellow garbage you're having to wear."

You'd prefer just about anything over this outfit. Hell, you'd rather be dressed as a fucking clown than as whatever this is supposed to be. But the queen would kill you if you refused to abide by dress code.

If your Prospit operation goes smoothly, you'll ditch the clothes as soon as you're free of Her Hideousness' reign.

21/06/16
"==>"

Well, no matter. That ring doesn't even seem to work on her. You're sure you can take her out in one stab.

You've got no clue what the deal is with that flashy animal, though. Looks like it's got some sort of space powers. Could be what the girl used to eject the queen to the furthest regions of the Incipisphere. You'd better send an agent to investigate before you go barging in. You're ambitious, but being stupid ain't gonna get you nowhere. That's what the Droll is for.

That joke is less funny when every person on the god damned planet acts like the Droll.

21/06/16
"==>"

Who the hell is she.

21/06/16
"==>"

You've recently received reports from your agents, stating that Dersite geneticists in the Veil have sighted Prospit's queen near the edge of the Incipisphere. She was all alone, no ship or anything, they said. You didn't believe them until now.

You wonder what she could possibly be up to. It looks like she isn't even wearing her ring. With their queen missing, the golden kingdom is no doubt in a state of weakness. This could be an opportunity for Derse to strike...

No. This could be an opportunity to claim Prospit's throne for yourself.

You'd better check out the situation in the throne room.

21/06/16
"Jack: Do your job."

Heh...what? Oh. Right.

21/06/16
"jaqk: stab knif with ohter knif"

You would never hurt an innocent knife. Or a guilty one, such as your own, for that matter. Besides, you're only carrying the one...

Oh hell no. You call this a knife? You couldn't even eviscerate a small child with this knife. It was nice and sharp earlier. Looks like you'll need to find a new one. Goddamned metaphysical anomalies.

21/06/16
"Jack: Lament current situation."

You are now ARCHAGENT JACK NOIR. You oversee various affairs of a DARK KINGDOM.

You view the affairs of the kingdom through a series of FENESTRATED WALLS. You have three walls, nearly enough to form a CUBICLE OF VIGILANCE, which is a full and proper enclosure for an agent of your stature.

However, much to your utter contempt, your FOURTH WALL was stolen some time ago.

To add to your misfortune, it seems that, as of several minutes ago, the world has turned to complete shit. Coming from an especially irascible carapacian such as yourself, such an observation isn't usually noteworthy. But you're damn certain there's a deeper issue at hand today. Everything around you is disturbingly rough, discontinuous, and undetailed. Your subordinates and even your one superordinate now speak and behave like incoherent toddlers who poop hard in their baby ass diapers. And worst of all, the queen herself now demands that you wear these hideous...what the hell are these even supposed to be? Pajamas? You're beginning to feel irritated, if not rancorous.

What will you do?

21/06/16
"==>"

15/06/16
"go back too act 3,i 'm not ready"

(is is picture intractive? click to find out

15/06/16
"Name: Kraket Vantage"

ha ha ha, okay, thats' enough trols for tooday.

14/06/16
"Act 2: Be act 5, no one liked anything before Act 5"

he trol in bed room [or wat trol word for bedrom] but is not a name yet so name?????!

14/06/16
"Act 2: end quickly and painlessly"

the ending of 2st act

14/06/16
"charaters: do it"

no, out off time

14/06/16
"==>"

14/06/16
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14/06/16
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14/06/16
"dabe and dad; ladn allready"

14/06/16
"==>"

to easie??

14/06/16
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14/06/16
"jaed: teleporp to th whyte queeen adn seize the throen with ur goddog"

14/06/16
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14/06/16
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JAED: hed awake!!

14/06/16
"==>"

HECKA JEF: WHAT IS WRONG WISH THIS PICTURE.

14/06/16
"==>"

HECKA JEF: jaed.............

14/06/16
"=->"

14/06/16
"==>"

14/06/16
"ass well as yellow quen!"

dos she look yello too you?!?

well ok actally she is wear yelow now, so okay

14/06/16
"Blapck quen: Recieve pre entry portotypings"

14/06/16
"==>"

HECKA JEF: whap are you doid
GERMYSPRIT: tyring to get out sprite so we revibe swet bro
HECKA JEF: their is none use
HECKA JEF: swet brothers bodily has ben consumped
HECKA JEF: by jhon ebgret
GERMYSPRIT: WAHT!!!!!!
GERMYSPRIT: letd kill him
HECKA JEF: i kno rihgt??
HECKA JEF: bub first id jet-lag so sleeping, bye

14/06/16
"Gemroy, get out of that sprite..! you hav to use it to bring back Sweet Bro instaed"

youn cant get out the!!

14/06/16
"===>"

14/06/16
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14/06/16
"Wonder where Dave is."

Is that him, up there?

14/06/16
"==>"

14/06/16
"Jhon: crash into rozes bedroom"

Well, it looks like the shittiness has arrived early anyways. How the hell did he even get here?

14/06/16
"Rose: Seal off house to avoid the shitty fan fic ness of the outside world."

If escaping the entire universe didn't free you from this nightmare, you don't know what—

14/06/16
"==>"

You suppose you have to sympathize. If someone you loved was killed in your presence, you're sure your thoughts would quickly turn to revenge.

But that's why you have to keep Jhon alive. You know John is still inside there, somewhere. He has to be.

14/06/16
"==>"

TT: Intense.
TT: I don't think John is here, though. He wouldn't play, remember?

AV: yeabut hes is here i saw him he're in my dream
TT: Your dream?
AV: yes id dream on prostit theres clouns
TT: Ok, thanks for the explanation.
AV: jhon will be their soon/
TT: On "Prostit"?
AV: no at youre hous
TT: Is Dabe here too?
AV: yes in the insipidspear i dint see him go their at youre hous thoug
TT: Ok.
TT: Well, I'm not going to let you kill John.
TT: It does sound like he's done some terrible things.
TT: But this isn't the John I knew.
TT: "Jhon" may be some sort of brainless sociopath, but John never would have intentionally hurt an innocent person beyond mild pranks.
TT: I'll find a way to bring him back.
TT: To bring all of them back.
TT: Somehow.

AV: john is juts jhon spelt wrongly, there is no two differance in people, only jhon
AV: he coud go after my belobed germysprit next!!
AV: or.......ARE YOU NEXT?
AV: his crimed cantot go unpunnishe
AV: he shell pay!!!!

anonamousVengance [AV] all done psetering testacleTheorist [TT]

14/06/16
"==>"

AV: so i can follo jhon intu the sessio,
AV: and kill him!!

14/06/16
"==>"

AV: swet bro was supose to be a play sturb with me wehn we gotten home
AV: so im playig with yuo instad
AV: so that i can liv and also....

14/06/16
"==>"

AV: so i flewn back to home

14/06/16
"==>"

AV: but i am afrad to go to swet bro be cause jhon vialently has come outsid to dehanditate his dadd

14/06/16
"==>"

AV: i calln pollice ..

14/06/16
"==>"

AV: but then is murdewed!!!!!

14/06/16
"==<"

AV: swet bro clinb window to say helo....

14/06/16
"=-=>>"

AV: a mothn ago we took dabe to washigon to live with jhon, his new daddy
TT: What.
AV: and tooday erlier we decied to visit him too see how doign (also to eat jhons birday caek)

14/06/16
"==>"

TT: Is Sweet Bro actually dead?
AV: .........
AV: yes
AV: he wass brutely murbered.....
AV: by jhon ebgret

TT: How did you know "Jhon" did it?
AV: i was their

14/06/16
"==>"

TT: By the way, Hella Jeff...how are you real?
AV: wow...............thast kind of a deep quetiosn
AV: same way as you i gues??

TT: No, I mean, you're from Dave's comic. Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff.
TT: Dabe's*

AV: ok, firts of all, my name is: hecka jef
AV: also the comic based on me and swet bro, what did you thing the titel means????? stutid

TT: So Dabe met you and decided to make a comic about you?
AV: yes, we liv near eac other and grow up as bets fruends
TT: And your name is actually "Hecka Jef"?
AV: my ful name is heckacious jeferey
TT: Who names their kid that?
AV: wow, stop beign rude mauybe??

14/06/16
"==>"

AV: are yuo in the median
TT: Well. I was definitely sent somewhere.
TT: I'm on a completely white planet.

AV: mine comes in blapck
TT: Do you have any idea what we're supposed to be doing here?
AV: no
TT: Ok. Great.

14/06/16
"hecka jef: warn rose about the stairs bro"

anonamousVengance [AV] has too pester testacleTheorist [TT]
AV: roze
AV: staird are very dangrous
AV: donut fall doun them
AV: lern from my mis-takes......

TT: Yes, I remember the meme.

14/06/16
"Rose: attept to cotat truls tosee if theyr more fuked th an usal"

testacleTheorist [TT] at gelloCAlibater [GC]
TT: Hello?
GC: W4T
TT: Do you know what my name is?
GC: UM...........,..Y34
GC: 1TS ROZ3
GC: Y?!?

TT: Ok. Thank you.
GC: YOUR FUCC1NG W13RD
GC: 114443313344334443434143134434311
GC: 4113411341311434441344331331114311

TT: God, shut up.
GC: 3414314414131341114441133431414133
testacleTheorist [TT] is gone from gelloCAlibater [GC]


Looks like you have another message.

14/06/16
"b spdaes sleck"

You aren't really sure if you can be a fictional character, but you decide to check the newest Midnight Crew update. Unfortunately, it looks as though your favorite webcomic has fallen victim to the shittiness phenomenon as well. Or perhaps Hussie simply decided to make a low-quality parody of his own webcomic, within his own webcomic. You never really know with that guy.

14/06/16
"==>"

This planet fucking sucks.

14/06/16
"Rose: Contemplate and wonder what happened to make your life stray so far from all that is Holy."

As far as you can tell, the phenomenon is affecting everyone and everything except for you. You can't imagine what is so special about you, though. The most likely explanation is that this is all simply some sort of hallucination, or perhaps a vivid dream. You have to admit, it's kind of funny sometimes. Still, with Sburb putting everyone's life in danger, your brain couldn't have chosen a worse time to break. Unless Sburb is only part of the dream, you suppose.

Standing like this is giving you an uncomfortable sense of
déjà vu.

14/06/16
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good bye

14/06/16
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14/06/16
"Jhon: Encounter a Dersite battleship!"

mabye its fruendly

14/06/16
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thit rollebcoaster is flyig thru resticted air space and speding and is not even with lisence plait! this it so ridaculously illegel indeed

14/06/16
"AR: folow the ridaculously illegel roler coast"

14/06/16
"==>"

You don't have time for these humans and their infantile antics. You've got too much paperwork to not do. You radio the nearest Authority Regulator and order him to handle it. He says something unintelligible. Just get it done, you say.

Everything seems even more terrible than usual today. Must be the new outfits.

14/06/16
"jagk: witness rollr coster"

First, you tell the Brute to stop talking like a god damned imbecile. It's bad enough we've got to wear this yellow garbage. If he expects you to accept one more ounce of embarrassment in one day, you'll be happy to replace his nauseatingly Prospit-colored outfit with a nice red one, you say.


He doesn't respond.

14/06/16
"Be Bec Noir."

Name's Jack Noir. You ain't heard of no Bec.

14/06/16
"Jhon: Be Hrates Bocars"

you tel jagk to check out the kids are kissig over their and how cute is that>>> ha ha ha

14/06/16
"jhon: kis daev"

JHON: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmwah
DABE: thakn you daddy i fell better

14/06/16
"dabe: flip the fuck out"

DABE: WAHT???!
DABE: it wat swet bros body in the caik?!?

JHON: um sory??
DABE: swet bro and hecka jef we're my bets fruends
DABE: i even made a website-comic about then

JHON: wel he got in my way wehn i try to simply throw a picka xe out my window also i was angery
DABE: *snif*
DABE: is hecka jef at leats o. k.

JHON: yes, prolalby
JHON: shh ...., it wil be ok

14/06/16
"teak an self-e w/ sweat bo"s 'finger" ;) *wonk8"

DABE: jhon wherd did youre hair go
JHON: head
DABE: oh
DABE: i cann ot see it befause the blapck back round
DABE: also whats is wrogn wit hthe finger
DABE: its like ..lite brown?? instead of normal
DABE: i thing the finger-owner is sicc

JHON: you coud say that
DABE: it remind me of swet bro and hecka jefs skin which also wierd-color
JHON: it is
DABE: ??
JHON: swet bros finger
DABE: why come the rest of his body is not atached
JHON: i killt him

14/06/16
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(ok, your welcobe)

14/06/16
"jhon: do a dance,,, mauybe???"

waht is this web comic just a joke too you or somthig!?...

14/06/16
"jhon: build a new rollercoster to land safely"

youre roler coasting tyccoon is explode, also the crasch is waht is the hole point of makign the roler coaster in the first place, stutid

14/06/16
"Jhon: Predict coaster trajectory."

acordingly to youre grabity calcalations, yuo will land on the blapck planit

14/06/16
"Jhon and dabe: fli intu the skiai liek a peace fo gargbabge"

deos it look like they going in to sjaia???(no)

14/06/16
"Jhon: what?? were?? check googol cuase ur lost."

(your still lost)

06/06/16
"==>"

you stil have youre pda thoug
but: nice try, your not getting rick roled today.

06/06/16
"Jhon: go back to your compuner and go to omegaupdate.freeforums.net/thread/72/cool-new-web-comic?page=1"

youre combuter is destructed

06/06/16
"end act one"

06/06/16
"{s]every one; enter"

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06/06/16
"Rose: Leave jhon to his fate. You don't know what happened to John, but this is not the boy you know. At least AV will cooperate for mutual survival."

You hope this all gets resolved, somehow. You've already lost Dave, and it's looking more and more like you're going to lose John and Jade as well. Either due to their mental deaths resulting from this inexplicable corruption, their physical deaths brought by this meteoric apocalypse, or both.

You suppose there's only one way to at least try and save yourself.

06/06/16
"Rose: contact a series of older men that you just happen to know for some reason. Ask them if they would like to play a game."

Jesus, your thoughts are becoming as shitty as everything else. You hope that whatever happened to John isn't happening to you, too.

06/06/16
"Rose: Seduce jhon into reinstalling Sburb"

You're kind of pissed at John right now. But you're definitely skeptical of this AV guy, and you suppose you'd like to exhaust every other possible option.

testacleTheorist [TT] shares a pester with echoBiologest [EB]
TT: Jhon.
EB: what ! ?
TT: You said you think I'm "hot", right?
EB: yes
TT: Well, I think you're hot too, and I'll go on a date with you if you play this game with me.
TT: Maybe the date will lead to other things. Who knows?

EB: my borthday wish workd??!
EB: golly gee i wish i could roze but the pollice are hear and i am must escape immediate
EB: we can date latter though, goob luck!!!

echoBiologest [EB] declines too pester further with testacleTheorist [TT]


In your dreams, John.

You hope he's okay, though.

Actually, you're starting to not really care.

06/06/16
"==>"

shit theres meteord!? bye

youved no way of of the islend though so youre just hide into the froge temple (bye the way, there is a froge temple).

youre grandpather always had used to disapeared down their for hours, prolbably to mastorbate or some thing

06/06/16
"rose> ask jaed too play"

testacleTheorist [TT] pested garbageGothic [GG]
TT: Jade.
TT: I mean...what do you want me to call you? Jape?

GG: jaed
TT: Jaed.
TT: Would you happen to have a copy of Sburb?

GG: what hte hecks is sburn?? :/
TT: Sigh.
TT: Okay.
TT: Good luck with the meteors.

testacleTheorist [TT] ceased petting garbageGothic [GG]

06/06/16
"==>"

you like sciense and garneding and other things that no one cares

06/06/16
"==>"

youre name is JAED HARDLY, you are a furry

06/06/16
"jaed: suddenly appear"

whose it

06/06/16
"==>"


FEMORAFREACK: the jigs up jhon, com on out with youre hand's upward

06/06/16
"==>"


FEMORAFREACK: jhon buildign rolled coaster with out a permit again!? this it inedibly dangrous, id sending him too the slammer this time.

06/06/16
"==>"


FEMORAFREACK: case close, time to go wear som fedoras or some thing.
FEMORAFREACK: hold one, what is THAT!

06/06/16
"==>"


FEMORAFREACK: it seemes, their is a plot twist
FEMORAFREACK: the sourse of the blood was PIPEFUN all along! he muts have been injure him self during bakign.
FEMORAFREACK: then, in order too not make a messy in the hous, he bleed on the laun insteand
FEMORAFREACK: and sincw it is his own lawn, it isnot litter after all!

06/06/16
"==>"


FEMORAFREACK: helo pipefun413
FEMORAFREACK: id here to invetsagate a littering incedint...
FEMORAFREACK: weight a minate!

06/06/16
"==>"


FEMORAFREACK: oh deare
DABE: like wat you see budy??
FEMORAFREACK: no
DABE: to bad becaused im all jhon's
JHON: theyre is no murder here, so pleas move alogn
FEMORAFREACK: ok

06/06/16
"==>"


FEMORAFREACK: helo, pipefun, jhon, any one is home? id afraid to inform that theyred been an unfortanat littering incedent on youre lawn...
DABE: hury jhon, eat hte cake, the pollice are hear
FEMORAFREACK: whom is that

06/06/16
"==>"


FEMORAFREACK: the bloob seemed to originalated from the door. the plot thicken?

06/06/16
"==>"


FEMORAFREACK: the trail stop cold....the crinimal covered theyre tracks well

06/06/16
"pooplice: justice must be a serve. find the ungood criminel."


FEMORAFREACK: the trailed of blood leads thit way

06/06/16
"==>"

you blown out the candled, butt you dont wish for any thign because all you needed was you're friend and family to be happie

hahe, juts kiddong, how stutid do you thing you are. you wishe for roze to go out with you

06/06/16
"==>"

you never known when extra bodily parts wil be needed

06/06/16
"==>"


JHON: he hid hte body.........in a caik! its is a prefect crime

06/06/16
"==>"


JHON: wait a secant

06/06/16
"==>"


JHON: um cereasly dad, your just making a cake all of this time, fuck

06/06/16
"==>"


JHON; fuck u dadd

06/06/16
"==>"


JHON: wtf

06/06/16
"==>"


JHON: presant??

06/06/16
"==>"

06/06/16
"dad; hibe the bodi"

JHON: i shoud czech on dadds progres
JHON: com on dabe, i need to kept an eye on you

06/06/16
"jhon and dabe need wedding dats"

dabe canot go to weding during time out time, also theyre is not even a weddign!?!?

06/06/16
"==>"

anonamousvengance is to anonamous to turb out too be any one yet

06/06/16
"AV: tern out to be some shitty OC"

26/05/16
"Get pestered by that guy from back to the future."

Ok, you aren't really sure what that's supposed to mean, but it does look like someone is pestering you.

anonamousVengance [AV] has begunst a pester with testacleTheorist [TT]
AV: helo>
TT: Are you one of the trolls?
TT: This isn't a good time.
AV: no i am not atroll but ive' heared you need a served player
AV: so ill do that
TT: Oh.
TT: Um.
TT: I have no idea how you heard that, but I don't think I trust you enough to grant you full control of my environment.
AV: ok but.....
AV: if you dont' you will dye i thikn
TT: Right.
TT: So you waited to contact me until I had no choice but to accept?
AV: i supose,
AV: but i need 2 play too so as to not be hit by meteor
AV: and my coplaeyr is gone
AV: so i also hab no choice eather
TT: Why me?
TT: I don't know you. And the fact that you know anything about me is quite unsettling.
AV: i dnot realy know you other than that your boring
AV: but i know jhon
AV: but he doesn want a play
AV: so my ip adderess is 41.36.121.025 pleas conect soon bye
anonamousVengance [AV] has ceasest a pester with testacleTheorist [TT]

26/05/16
"==>"

Well, this is a stupid way to die.

26/05/16
"Rose: Panic."

testacleTheorist [TT] pestered at echoBiologest [EB]
TT: John, what the hell are you doing.
EB: jhon*
TT: Jhon.
TT: Why did you uninstall Sburb?
EB: it lookt hard
EB: im am playig rolercoasting typhoon instead
TT: Well reopen it. Now. I think my life depends on it. Maybe both of our lives.
TT: My area is getting bombarded by meteors, a fact that I can't imagine is unrelated to my recent installation of this game.
TT: GameFAQs indicates that other players have experienced something similar.
EB: ok but, their are no meteored here
EB: besides i delleted the game alread
TT: Then reinstall it!
EB: i threwn it away the disc
TT: So get it back.
EB: roze i cant just take some thing out of the trash that is gross.
TT: Yes you can.
TT: Jhon, if you don't do this, I might die.
EB: oh thatd bad i guess
EB: but the game dosen't look very fun
EB: and im kindof busy witd my rollingcoasters
EB: so bye
echoBiologest [EB] is not pestered testacleTheorist [TT] now
TT: Jhon!

26/05/16
"==>"

FEMORAFREACK: whosever blood this it littered it all over a prefectly good lawn. this canot go unpunnished

26/05/16
"==>"

FEMORAFREACK: BLOOD!?!?!? gross

26/05/16
"==>"

FEMORAFREACK: exept four all this red stuff, wat the hell is that

26/05/16
"pollice: arrival"

FEMORAFREACK: this look like pipefun413s residance.. god dam he has a nice laun.

26/05/16
"==>"

DABE: when can i go backed home
JHON: no talking untill the time out is finish

26/05/16
"==>"

JHON: is this all u got me
DABE: uh....yea..do you like the
JHON: you juts got me a stuff rabit, and GGs is alot cooler than youres
DABE: oh, sorry daddy
DABE: did you reed the letter
JHON: yes it was verry rude
DABE: sory, it was only sarchasm
JHON: go stadn in the corner
DABE: ok
JHON: no cloths
DABE: ok

26/05/16
"jhon; open hte presentd already?!??"

26/05/16
"Jhon: Actually do as what the voice in your mind tells you to do."

dadd and swet bro are curently preocupied hiding a body and being hiden respectedly....but dabe, maybe>

DABE: hi jhon
JHON: that it not how you adress me!!
DABE: sorry daddy
JHON: good
DABE: did you get my presend daddy
JHON: yes
DABE: you shoud open it, i work'ed realy hard to get it for you daddy
JHON: ok

26/05/16
"==>"

26/05/16
"WV: In Dad's voice, tell Jhon to release his sexual frustrations on Dabe, Dad, and Sweet Bro."

well yuo dont know how too change the voice but other wise that sounds like a realy good idea

26/05/16
"Years in the future, but not many..."

unles a few hundered years is alot, then it is a lot you guess

this guys names waynerd vagibong and he sense messages to jhon from the earth future, that is basicly all to matters about him

26/05/16
"meteor: dont hit jhons house yet"

ok not yet, probaly soon though.......???

26/05/16
"metoer: fall"

26/05/16
"> build a fort blanket insted"

ok but theyre isnot much to use for suport so you just use youre head.

it sound like punishmant time is over

26/05/16
"Jhon: check mspant aventores. for maxamum ironical metaness"

youre favorite carecter is the blapck one

26/05/16
"==>"

the roler coasted will crash because it hass no end, but that is how come its fun

26/05/16
"==>"

26/05/16
"rolercoaster tyccoon: be suburb but only abl to bild rolar coasters"

26/05/16
"==>"

h*ck yea tjhats what your talking about!!!!

26/05/16
"Jhon: Put game in upside down."

26/05/16
"delete shitty game before playing anything else"

good bye

22/05/16
"==>"

your just going to play rolercoaster tyccoon or some thing.

22/05/16
"==>"

um.........what!!?????? this is to complicated, you give up.

22/05/16
"==>"

you sure hope the game does'nt destroy the the Earth or anythign, that would be stupid.

22/05/16
"jhon: play the game!!?"

ok lets' do that finally

22/05/16
"Mt Rainier: Explode so that Washington State is synced with its map."

what are you talkinging about, that isn going to hapen or be relevant probably so who cared

(it is funny be cause, its hapen even thoug jhon says it will not. that is the expanlation of the dramatinc irony)

22/05/16
"hela jeff: hav a funreal for swet bro"

swet bros body is missing..it is a mistery??

22/05/16
"Kidney: Level up and become Adultney."

what is this a Joke, you have'nt done anythign to level up, in order to leve up you have to do somethign cool not just be in a capaloged card!!!!!!!!!!

22/05/16
"Jhon: Check Dabe's punishment time timer."

only 4 minuets and thirteen secands left! (413 that is johns' birthday too, how cool is that. prepare for more simalar number surprises later)

you hope he wil behave this time. actual you hope he doesn, that is more fun

22/05/16
"jhon: be jonh again you fucking aventure, roze is bornig"

roze is so borign she always put the capitol letters in her words, what is even hte point of them

22/05/16
"Rose: Pester garbageGothic and hope that she's not as unbelievably shitty as everyone else."

Now that your focus is on the screen, your fingers are managing to figure out the keyboard again.

testacleTheorist [TT] begin pesterig garbageGothic [GG]
TT: Jade?
GG: waht is it roze
TT: Are you...
TT: Ok?
GG: yes??why
TT: Can you do something for me?
TT: Type "The quick brown fox jumped over the lazy dog."
GG: the broun quick fox jumpover the lazed dog??? roze why is the point of this
TT: Fuck.
testacleTheorist [TT] stopped the pester of garbageGothic [GG]

22/05/16
"Rose: Notice that your name is testacleTheorist"

Ugh. Did one of the trolls hack your account? Or is the same phenomenon that's affecting John's messages affecting your chumhandle as well? You wonder if John's messages simply appear terrible like everything else around you, or if John himself has changed. You hope to God it's the former.

22/05/16
"Rose: inspect computer for clues on what's going on"

See what you mean? You were just using this keyboard, but now that you look more closely, it seems inoperable. The keys are out of order, some of them are fused together, and half of the letters aren't even legible.

22/05/16
"Rose: Look in the box."

Oh, there's that third dimension. You aren't sure why you didn't notice it from the other angle. With each moment that passes, it seems that several of the things around you change in appearance. Unfortunately, these changes are seldom for the better.

You'd still rather keep the box's contents private until they're ready, though.

22/05/16
"Rose: Look in the purple square"

Well, it had another dimension before. You suppose its contents are trapped inside now.

22/05/16
"Rose: Check on Mom"

You'd rather avoid a confrontation with her, if possible. Besides, it looks like there's some kind of shitty scribble blocking the door. And the door knob is on the other side of the door now.

What the hell.

22/05/16
"Rose: Ogle at these shitty shenanigans"

There is just. No explanation.

You'll have to try to psychoanalyze yourself later, because you must be completely delusional.

22/05/16
"Rose: Summon creature from grimoire"

God, how do you even open this thing? It looks like most of the pages are fused together or something.

The idea was incredibly ill-advised anyways.

13/05/16
"Rose: Pester John, and ironically become the strait man to this crazy mess"


testacleTheorist [TT] is pesterig echoBiologest [EB]
TT: Have you retrieved your copies of the game?
EB: yes
EB: my dadd tryed to take them first exept i stole his hand so that he could not, and now i have themn
TT: John.
TT: That's a joke, right?
EB: no and roze why do you keep spelign my name wrongly.
TT: Is this not John?
TT: That would explain a lot.
TT: Also, my name is Rose.
EB: no my name is jhon ebgret
EB: roze how can you not rememer my name after allof this time.
EB: and youre name is roze not rose, im' not stupid
TT: Ok, Jhon. Whatever you say.
TT: Are you ready to play, then?
EB: yes but we shoud hurry becaust the policed will prolaby be here soon
TT: What? Why?
TT: Were you serious about severing your father's hand?
EB: wel yes but also i think i murderd my bets friend swet bro and dadd is slow to hid the body.
TT: Sweet Bro? From Dave's comics?
TT: He isn't real, Jhon.
EB: his name is swet bro and he is real i jus killed him on acidental
TT: That reminds me, where is Dave?
TT: He hasn't messaged me in nearly a month. I'm getting worried.
EB: you mean dabe?
TT: Yes. I mean Dabe. I will be forever haunted by the ignominy resulting from my recent insinuation that Dabe's name contains the letter V.
TT: Have you heard from him or not?
EB: um, yes, he is ok
TT: Where is he?
EB: he is, at the store
TT: For four weeks?
EB: yes
EB: can we start playign sdurb already
TT: ...Fine.
TT: I'm connected. Whenever you're ready.
testacleTheorist [TT] is stopped pestering echoBiologest [EB]

13/05/16
"==>"

Your name is ROSE. As was previously mentioned you are without ELECTRICITY, although your LAPTOP COMPUTER still functions on BATTERY POWER. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for RATHER OBSCURE LITERATURE. You enjoy creative writing and are SOMEWHAT SECRETIVE ABOUT IT. You have a fondness for the BESTIALLY STRANGE AND FICTITIOUS, and sometimes dabble in PSYCHOANALYSIS. You also like to KNIT, and your room is a BIT OF A MESS. And on occasion, if just the right one strikes your fancy, you like to play VIDEO GAMES with your friends.

But unfortunately, as of a few moments ago, everyone and everything around you seems inexplicably...low quality, you guess? Like you died and got a new life from the bargain bin at Rose Depot. You're beginning to feel confused, if not afraid.

What will you do?

01/05/16
"==>"

your name is ROZE...wait, nevermidn, it looks like she wil not take it. ugh, ok, lets' see if we can spel this wright.......

01/05/16
"Dabe: be Roze"

you stop beig dabe just in time 2 be a young gril in the bed room; but you canot be her until she has the name. lets's see if it is indeed ROZE

01/05/16
"==>"

01/05/16
"==>"

01/05/16
"Bust the lower window so it matches."

01/05/16
"Tell dad to clean up the mess you left on the lawn."

you tel him to dispode of the body please. he complies but he movs slowly be cause he wont get up becaus he is lazy.

01/05/16
"==>"

hell be ok you think. you take the SUBURD SERVER DISC, SBURG CLIENT DISK, and to (2) birdhay packags, one of wich is from dabe! taking your dadds hand has saved you severral thousend pages of trouble, so it was surely the right thing too do.

01/05/16
"==>"

hey dadd....can you give me a HAND.....by not takign the mail, i mean. and also literely, which is the joke

01/05/16
"==>"

01/05/16
"==>"

01/05/16
"==>"

01/05/16
"==>"

01/05/16
"==>"

01/05/16
"==>"

01/05/16
"==>"

01/05/16
"GET THaT MAIL B4 DAD DO ."

01/05/16
"==>"

01/05/16
"Jump oud balcone and use Sweet Bro corpse as a pilow."

holy shit

01/05/16
"/?Looks past dad at the maiklbox"

the red thign is up. the flag. its called a flag dumb-ass

hes tryi to take the maile

01/05/16
"then use the telescop to have a closer look of the dad"

where is his face gone!!!!!!!!!!!

01/05/16
"clime through the broke window out onto the balconnie"

30/04/16
"==>"

youre dad is here, even though he isnt actualy technolicly your dad but youll find out about that later (????)

30/04/16
".pick up tat pickaxe off the floor and smash open the window for some sfresh aier"

you feel beter now

30/04/16
"jhon: met up with your best friend swet bro"

SWET BRO: jhon you wil never guess what i just put on my hot dog haha how HIGH did i even have to——

30/04/16
"Hit on Roze and be trolled by trolz."

no one has been named roze yet idiot...but anyway...



echoBiologest [EB] started pestering testacleTheorist [TT]
EB: hi TT i just turne 13 today so can we have s*x??
TT: Um.
EB: im sory we can go on a date firs but its just that your hot.
TT: John.
EB: ?? ?
TT: You're behaving strangely. More than usual, I mean.
TT: Have you been drinking?
EB: no'but i ate a hamcake
TT: A what?
EB: its ham accept it hass cake on it
TT: Never mind, I shouldn't have asked.
TT: I'm unsure how to diagnose the sudden excess of typos and nonsensical comments. Unless you're lying about your sobriety, which is likely.
TT: Either way, let me know when you get a hold of your copy of the game. I'm ready when you are.
EB: ok...hold on, they're is a troll massaging me
echoBiologest [EB] stopped pestering testacleTheorist [TT]

carcatGenetics [CG] begun trolling echoBiologest [EB]
CG: DUMB, YOU ARE DUMB
EB: wow, ok>??
CG: SHUT UP. HA, OWNED
EB: cyber bulying is against the law you know
CG: IM DONT HAVE TO FOLOW EARTH HUMAN LAWS BECUASE IM AN ALIEN IDIOT
EB: you are making me feel bad about my self so stop
CG: YOU JUST GOT TROLLED LOL
carcatGenetics [CG] is not trolling echoBiologest [EB] any more



TT doesn want to have s*x and CG hurt you're self esteme and now you want to cry. or take out youre anger at some one...

30/04/16
"Admire your beautiful posters of gorgeous celebs."

youre favorite parts is when nicolas cage busts the ghost

30/04/16
"squeak like a hamster and barf at your ham"

unfortunaty, youre hams had allready been eaten;, but you squeak like a hamster for sincere purposes

30/04/16
"Open chest cavity to reveal even more chest contents."

you open youre CHEST CAVITY, and there is some organs but nothing that cool.

you captalog one (1) KIDNEY.

30/04/16
"Jhon: Take his sunglasses and wear them. Who's the cool guy now?"

the chest of continents will not open again until punishment time is over

30/04/16
"==>"

DABE STIDRER. you're interrests are... irony, and probaly other things too

as for the handcups: you could escape easely, because what jhon doesnot know is that they are acutally his trick hand cuffs! but its ok, you wan't to be here.

30/04/16
"Dave: Struggle fruiltlessly to escape handcuffs"

stupid, what kind of stupid name is that, what is this home stuck????????????

you're name is..

30/04/16
"Jhon: Be the otherguy"

you are now......the other guy. whta name are you

30/04/16
"==>"

nothing important

30/04/16
"==>"

30/04/16
"==>"

==>

30/04/16
"==>"

30/04/16
"Examine chest of contents"

you examinate you're CHEST OF CONTEnts for use-full items

30/04/16
"go fight dad"

you're dad is not home yet., when he is you will be ready

30/04/16
"==>"

good

30/04/16
"feed above concoctions con air poster"

30/04/16
"Consume."

you think betty crocker ckae has only tasted bad because, until now you havenot eaten it with HAM. the hamcake was not a mistake

30/04/16
"make a new kind of meal out of the cake and the ham"

you're cooking skills are living up to you're fathers legacy

30/04/16
"grab rolling pin next to you and flatten ckae into tortilla"

you use what is indesputably a rolling pin to flat the ckae

30/04/16
"Shake hams in air while dancing"

this is incredibley dangerous

thats is why it makes you feel alive

30/04/16
"Look at rom"

you see cake
theres probably some other things also

30/04/16
"==>"

an overwhelming success

30/04/16
"Put cake on face."

30/04/16
"==>"

no one can ever know.

30/04/16
"==>"

30/04/16
"==>"

30/04/16
"retrieve hams from door"

30/04/16
"Jhon Ebgret."

you're name is
is jhon ebgret. do something/?

30/04/16
"cool and new web comic"

a young man in the bed room, and today is his birthday. give a name