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"AND THEN THEY STOOD NEXT TO EACH OTHER. UNDER TREES."

THE END.

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KARKAT: ...
KARKAT: I LOVE YOU.

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KARKAT: AND DAVE?

DAVE: yeah

KARKAT: I PI-
KARKAT: ...

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KARKAT: FOR UNDERSTANDING!
KARKAT: ... AND EVERYTHING ELSE.

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KARKAT: THANK YOU.

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KARKAT: MAYBE A LOT OF TIME!

DAVE: thats fine by me

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KARKAT: I'M GONNA NEED SOME TIME TO PROCESS ALL OF THAT.

DAVE: sure

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KARKAT: ...
KARKAT: THIS... IS A LOT TO TAKE IN.

DAVE: i know

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KARKAT: ...OK.

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DAVE: if
DAVE: IF THATS OK WITH YOU I MEAN

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DAVE: maybe consider the possibility of us 'human dating'
DAVE: is all im saying

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DAVE: just

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DAVE: you dont have to do anything right away

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KARKAT: WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS INFORMATION NOW?

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KARKAT: SHIT.

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DAVE: dismissed the idea thinking it was ridiculous

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KARKAT: BUT I NEVER-
KARKAT: I ALWAYS-!

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KARKAT: I JUST-
KARKAT: THE IDEA OF NOT CONFORMING TO THE CLASSICAL RULES OF TROLL DATING MAY HAVE ENTERED MY THINKPAN A FEW TIMES

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KARKAT: JEGUS

DAVE: ..!

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KARKAT: THIS IS *SO* FUCKED UP.

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DAVE: mafraid its already a bit too late for that

KAKRAT: god damMIT

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KARKAT: ...I refuse to throw a huge bitch fit about this.

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KARKAT: ... I'M TALKING JUST LIKE YOU, AREN'T I?

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KARKAT: OH GOD.

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KARKAT: OH.

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KARKAT: I...

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KARKAT: THEY ARE THE KEY TO EFFICIANT REPRODUCTION AND SURVIVAL
KARKAT: THEY AREN'T JUST *NORMAL*, DAVE, THERE SIMPLY ISN'T ANY VIABLE ALTERNATIVE TO TH-

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KARKAT: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND- YOU CAN'T-
KARKAT: QUADRANTS ARE A *VITAL* PART OF TROLL SOCIETY

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DAVE: ...

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KARKAT: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

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KARKAT: NO!!!

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KARKAT: I
KARKAT: WHAT?!

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DAVE: my bullshit human concepts about sexuality might be similar to your troll quadrants

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DAVE: juuust maybe

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DAVE: but have you ever considered the possibility that maybe

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DAVE: dont get upset

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DAVE: alright

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DAVE: i

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KARKAT: WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THIS.

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KARKAT: YES, YES, THAT I REMEMBER TOO.
KARKAT: I DO OWN A FUNCTIONING THINKPAN, DAVE.

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DAVE: YES.
DAVE: and we ended it by concluding that said concepts were total bogus

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DAVE: ...yes.
DAVE: and howdit end

KARKAT: YOU GOT TIRED OF BITCHING AND WE HAD A QUOTE UNQUOTE "FEELINGS JAM" WHERE WE TALKED ABOUT HUMAN BULLSHIT CONCEPTS SUCH AS "HOMOSEXUALITY" AND "MASCULINITY"

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KARKAT: THEN YES DAVE
KARKAT: YES
KARKAT: I ABSOLUTELY REMEMBER THAT

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KARKAT: IF BY "LITTLE EXISTENTIAL CRISIS" YOU'RE REFERRING TO THAT PERIOD OF TIME WHEN ALL YOU DID WAS THROW HUGE BITCH FITS, CRY AND SPEND DAYS LOCKED IN YOUR ROOM, ARGUING WITH A SHITTY DRAWING OF YOUR GUARDIAN

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DAVE: you remember that lil existential crisis i had like 5 months ago

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KARKAT: ???

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DAVE: i may
DAVE: have a theory

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KARKAT: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT?!?!

DAVE: mmmh
DAVE: ... huh.

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KARKAT: I MEAN. SERIOUSLY?!

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KARKAT: AND THEN YOU GO BACK TO BEING AN INSUFFERABLE PRICK AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS ANGRY SMOOCH YOUR FACE OR SOMETHING

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KARKAT: THE NEXT YOU SAY SOME STUPID STRIDERY THING I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND AND THINGS GET FLUSHED

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KARKAT: BECAUSE ONE MINUTE WE'RE BEING PALE BROS AND ALL THAT

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KARKAT: ARE WE *EVER* GOING TO SETTLE IN ONE QUADRANT?!?!

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KARKAT: I WAS WONDERING...

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DAVE: sssshhhhhhhh

KARKAT: ALRIGHT.


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KARKAT: UUUUUUUUUGH

DAVE: take your time

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DAVE: whats with the random corny question

KARKAT: I JUST- I'M WONDERING IF- IF-


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KARKAT: I'M BEING SERIOUS HERE!

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DAVE: sorry man its just
DAVE: youre kinda cracking me up

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DAVE: eh- hehehehe

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DAVE: whu- dude what

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KARKAT: WHAT- WHAT ARE WE?

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KARKAT: DAVE!

DAVE: mmh

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"Karkat: Discuss your relationship with Dave"



KARKAT: DAVE.