Hey, welcome to the super cool low-tech plagiarized search page!
You know how this shit works.
You are so seeking revenge for that.
Wait... what's this?
"Lily: Examine birthday present."
Here sits the box near the threshold of your bedroom door. The box is a sweet burgundy, your favourite colour. You like to send presents to your friends in boxes of this colour, but you've never received one like this before.
It has no card or anything that says who it's for, or who it's from... You don't suppose you were making presents for someone in your sleep?
"Examine fetch modus."
You use the FOLDER MODUS!
You currently have 6 (six) CAPTCHALOGUE CARDS to be filled up. All of these cards are accessible at all times. Inside of each captchalogue card is a set of 12 (twelve) "inner" captchalogue cards, into which items are placed. Fortunately, you get to choose which "folder" you can captchalogue into!
You cannot retrieve individual items from the inner captchalogue cards, though. When you use one of the card groups, all of the items are ejected from the SYLLADEX at once.
It could be PRETTY UNWIELDY at times, but you might be able to make a PRETTY AWESOME SANDWICH with this FETCH MODUS.
"Lily: Find arms from under bed."
Whoop dee fucking douchebags, they hadn't budged an inch since you last saw them!
You CAPTCHALOGUE your FAKE ARMS into your SYLLADEX.
"Lily: Retrieve arms."
You're not sure where you put your arms, but you're sure you've left them under the bed, last time you saw them!
What will you do?
"Lily: Examine ceiling."
The ceiling of your bedroom is also a PICTURE OF A GIANT GARDEN, specially crafted by the FAMOUS PAINTER, LEONARDO DA VINCI, hired by your mother as a SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE to give you DREAMS OF GARDENING every time you GO TO SLEEP, knowing that you ALWAYS SLEEP FACING UP.
But you are too smart for that.
"Lily: Examine mural."
In a feud of PASSIVE-AGRESSIVE ASSERTATIONS, your mother has installed a HUGE WINDOW beside your BED, so that no matter what, you must look to a GREAT COLOURFUL GARDEN each time you re-enter your room.
As a counterattack tactic, you have bought yourself PLENTY OF PAINT-PACKED PAILS to cover the window with a LARGER-THAN-LIFE PICTURE OF YOUR COMPUTER.
In return, your mother, a TALENTED ARTIST herself, decided to invade your room to PAINT A PICTURE OF A SMALL GARDEN on the MONITOR, complete with ICONS OF FLOWERS littered across the screen. Not a person to admit it, but your mom makes PRETTY GODDAMN ACCURATE PORTRAITS.
"Lily: Examine room."
Your name is LILY QUETSIL. As was previously mentioned, you are currently under BEDROOM ARREST, a term you made up yourself just now, in order to avoid any encounters with your MOTHER. You are quite the SHUT-IN, preferring to spend all day plopped down on a SWIVEL CHAIR to WASTE TIME ON A COMPUTER. You despise any kind of ACTIVITY THAT INVOLVES TAKING BREATHS OF FRESH AIR. You believe that fresh air is overrated, anyway. This is coming from a little girl who breathes nothing but computer air, by the way.
Your room is currently a MESS. Wires are all over the floor, and if you trip on anything, you would disconnect all your networks that no one uses. But you like to keep your room like that, in order to spite your OVERLY-TIDY MOTHER, who is also a GARDEN FREAK.
Why the fuck.
A young girl stands in her bedroom in an attempt to cloister yourself from your mother. Not quite coincidentally, today is the 9th of June, which is this girl's birthday! Though it was twelve years ago she was given life, it is only she will be given a name.
What will this girl's name be?