Adventure Log

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22/05/13 "TS: Please know where she is."
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16/05/13 "TS: Check the time!"
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15/05/13 "Song: Be about running around Ponyville."
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15/04/13 "TS: You have no time for political nonsense."
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12/04/13 "TS: The townsfolk should know better than to question your judgment or organization skills at this point."
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10/04/13 "TS: Stuff as many townsponies in your house as can be gathered within five minutes."
08/04/13 "TS: What exactly is your cruxite artifact?"
08/04/13 "TS: To test if prototyping worked, ask Supernaturalsprite to describe Poison Joak."
07/04/13 "TS: BOOKS. Preferably one that contains harmless but helpful information."
07/04/13 "TS: Prototype... yourself! That is, a picture of yourself."
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07/04/13 "LoRaF: Be a pony."
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22/03/13 "R: Do the whiny thing."
22/03/13 "R: Enter."
22/03/13 "R: Savor the moment."
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19/03/13 "R: Prototype one of your ponequinn things."
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12/03/13 "LoSaD: Be a pony."
12/03/13 "FS: Enter."
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12/03/13 "FS: Prototype a nice pretty flower instead."
12/03/13 "FS: You can't prototype your adorable little animal friends."
26/02/13 "LoYaL: Be a pony."
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19/02/13 "RD: Enter."
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14/02/13 "RD: Pulverize cruxite artifact."
14/02/13 "RD: Prototype poster of Dirk Strider."
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14/02/13 "RD: Explain picture of bipedal creature with triangle shades."
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12/02/13 "LoFaW: Be a pony."
11/02/13 "AJ: Enter."
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07/02/13 "AJ: Prototype Granny Smith. It's probably her best chance of survival."
07/02/13 "Bon-Bon: Have a huge spadescrush on Pinkie Pie."
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07/02/13 "Twist: Demand candy, ath promithed by agreement for thervitheth."
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04/02/13 "LoFaT: Just like Skaia, be a pony."
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31/01/13 "PP: Enter."
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31/01/13 "PP: Quickly do those other things you need to do to enter the Medium."
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30/01/13 "PP: Prototype your LYRA PLUSHIE."
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29/01/13 "Golden Harvest: Explain..."
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24/01/13 "Bubblecup: Ask why Carrot Top is spying on ponies private and/or romantic lives."
22/01/13 "Golden Harvest: Ask if the specimen cooling chamber has been emptied. Again."
22/01/13 "Golden Harvest: Retrieve yams from fridge."
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17/01/13 "Bubblecup: Fondly regard catenation."
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17/01/13 "Mane 6: Let's go."
30/12/12 "R: Suggest burying poor Candy Mane, if there's time."
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21/12/12 "Candy Mane: Run away!"
11/12/12 "TS: PINKIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING"
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11/12/12 "Everyone: React."
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09/12/12 "TS: Snatch the paper out of Spike's claws."
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03/12/12 "RD: How did she do that?"
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01/12/12 "TS: Break through the awkwardness!"
30/11/12 "===>"
30/11/12 "FS: But you want to help!"
29/11/12 "FS: Save the animals!"
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27/11/12 "FS: Go check out the burning."
11/11/12 "FS: Feint from shock."
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07/11/12 "FS: Abscond!"
06/11/12 "Diane: Ask him where the Prawn shop is."
06/11/12 "FS: Animalcoddle this clearly misunderstood fauna."
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06/11/12 "SLK: Be Lobster sized."
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28/10/12 "FS: Ask what Pinkie Pie means by "haven't caught me yet.""
28/10/12 "PP?: Reassure Fluttersleuth."
28/10/12 "FS: Ask Pinkie Pie who the sixth pony she is talking about is."
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23/10/12 "FS: Squeak?"
22/10/12 "FS: Help! You're upside down!"
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22/10/12 "All: UM"
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18/10/12 "AJ: Be distracted from pressing/apocalyptic issues by dancing Pinkie Pie instead of your brother's developing romance."
18/10/12 "TS: Keep Applejack from viewing developments, lest she see something that would distract her from slightly more pressing/apocalyptic issues."
15/10/12 "Cloud Kicker: Cloud!"
15/10/12 "[S] R: Walk around."
18/09/12 "R: Wake."
18/09/12 "RD: Get impatient."
17/09/12 "RD: A pegasus doomed never to fly? NOT ON YOUR WATCH!"
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02/09/12 "Ember's Dream"
31/08/12 "RD: Profusely deny any involvement, relationship and/or plans of progeny with Big Mac."
31/08/12 "RD: Go see what Aunt Ember wants."
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29/08/12 "RD: Wake."
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25/08/12 "R: That record is private."
25/08/12 "R: Ask why Skaia is worth the lives of all the combatants Prospit can muster."
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22/08/12 "R: Wake."
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18/08/12 "Golden Rule: Thank Skaia kindly for giving you your pegasus."
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15/08/12 "Golden Rule: Discuss the issue about the Heir with Skaia."
15/08/12 "Try again."
07/08/12 "Enter name."
06/08/12 "Skaia: Reveal yourself."
06/08/12 "Skaia: Speak."
06/08/12 "Skaia: Cloud!"
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26/07/12 "Okay, I've been all those ponies."
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25/07/12 "PP: Mmph."
23/07/12 "PP: Greet Twilight the only way you know how!"
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18/06/12 "PP: Retrieve Love Lock and Batterqueen figurines from Rule of Funny modus."
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24/05/12 "PP: Form a hunting party."
21/05/12 "PP: Place your CONFECTIONARY MEDALS into your WAR HELMET medal sockets to improve morale."
21/05/12 "PP: Step lightly when dealing with Medley."
21/05/12 "PP: Assign a duty to everypony."
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17/05/12 "PP: Fire up the invite-a-tron and load the party cannon for RSVP."
17/05/12 "PP: Recruit random bystanders into a rescue party."
17/05/12 "PP: Check what time it is on your watch."
15/05/12 "PP: Surely you know... less conventional methods."
15/05/12 "PP: Throw a party so amazing that no-one will remember this tomorrow."
15/05/12 "===>"
15/05/12 "Pinkie Pie"
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14/05/12 "R: Hero mode, activate!"
14/05/12 "R: Quickly pull out your couch and position it like a cushion."
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13/05/12 "R: Dramatically call out to Sweetie Belle."
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08/05/12 "[S] R: Sing."
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30/04/12 "R: Be outraged."
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12/04/12 "R: Decaptchalogue couch."
12/04/12 "R: Drama like a pro!"
12/04/12 "R: Use your fine eye for detail to grasp the full severity of Sparkler's mane status."
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12/04/12 "??? Rarity: Be present Rarity."
12/04/12 "Rarity"
11/04/12 "Commissions Info"
11/04/12 "Lyra"
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08/04/12 "Scootaloo: Dream."
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06/04/12 "Scootaloo: Collect blackmail material on Apple Bloom."
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03/04/12 "Scootaloo: Ask what a bear made of stars has to do with rainbows."
31/03/12 "Scootaloo: Ask Granny Smith what bears have to do with Big Mac wanting to have a foal with Rainbow Dash."
31/03/12 "Scootaloo: Deduce."
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27/03/12 "Scootaloo: Be the ninja and spy on them."
27/03/12 "Scootaloo: Realize this situation seems awfully familiar."
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23/03/12 "Scootaloo: Offer to clean Rainbow of the taffy."
23/03/12 "AJ: Gain control over the taffy machine with your rodeo contest skills."
23/03/12 "AJ: Captchalogue taffy machine."
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18/03/12 "AJ: Buck it!"
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15/03/12 "AJ: Get a move on already!"
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14/03/12 "AJ: Tell Big Mac you have a hunch you might be gone for a while, due to adventures with your friends."
13/03/12 "AJ: Pretend to leave, then go follow where Apple Cider goes."
13/03/12 "AJ: Tell Apple Cider that you're off to do the thing you're supposed to do, but let her know that she can always come to you if she needs someone to talk to."
12/03/12 "AJ: Attempt to bluff your apparent future daughter person by casually referring to her as whatever you were going to name your first daughter if you ever had one."
12/03/12 "Applejack"
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08/03/12 "FS: Choose."
05/03/12 "===>"
05/03/12 "FS: Unflappably invite Pinkie into the office like a hardboiled fluttersleuth. Begin internal monologue."
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04/03/12 "FS: Use key with bottle cap, get nectar, offer it to butteflies, retrieve code from their backs."
04/03/12 "FS: Check the vase."
04/03/12 "FS: Examine the markings on those butterflies."
04/03/12 "FS: Blow out the candle!"
04/03/12 "FS: Press some buttons."
04/03/12 "FS: Put key in door key hole."
01/03/12 "FS: No wait, don't do that."
01/03/12 "FS: Try to look through the door's window panel by putting your head through it."
29/02/12 "FS: Check the ceiling."
29/02/12 "FS: Turn around to check the fourth wall."
29/02/12 "FS: You are obviously hiding information from yourself."
29/02/12 "FS: Check desk."
29/02/12 "FS: Barricade the door with your desk."
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29/02/12 "FS: Check the back of the Dizzy Pinwheel poster."
29/02/12 "FS: Break glass on door by throwing the table through it."
28/02/12 "FS: What does a RESPONSIBLE Fluttersleuth do in a situation like this?"
28/02/12 "FS: Peruse peculiar pony painting."
28/02/12 "FS: Fondly regard composition."
28/02/12 "FS: Decide which Fluttersleuth outfit you want to wear today."
28/02/12 "FS: Open the door."
28/02/12 "FS: Shit on the desk."
28/02/12 "Fluttersleuth"
28/02/12 "FS: IMAGINE what Pinkie's machine might do."
27/02/12 "FS: How does Angel feel about the grand nation of Procrasti?"
27/02/12 "FS: Exposit on Angel Bunny."
27/02/12 "FS: Well done! That will make a great impression at... where were they going to sing again?"
26/02/12 "FS: Level up."
26/02/12 "Fluttershy"
06/02/12 "Taffy machine: Tip over and start rolling uncontrollably."
02/02/12 "All: Help Rainbow Dash."
31/01/12 "PP: Begin pony romance exposition, while our sparing human intellects assume the most ingratiating posture of surrender imaginable."
26/01/12 "PP: Have a huge spadescrush on Bon-Bon."
26/01/12 "RD: Clearly you are too awesome to turn into taffy, at least, safe taffy. Anyone that ate Rainbow Dash Taffy would die of awesome-overload, except for you, of course, because you're the only pony who can handle so much radical, excellent--"
25/01/12 "RD: Crash into taffy-stretching machine."
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24/01/12 "Scootaloo: Ask."
23/01/12 "Sweetie Belle: Ask."
19/01/12 "Apple Bloom: Ask."
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17/01/12 "PP: Emerge from mailbox."
17/01/12 "CMC: Press lots of buttons on the tablet and spend a really long time looking at it."
14/01/12 "CMC: How do you not have fashion cutie marks after that?"
14/01/12 "CMC: Ignore tablet in favor of the streamers, which look more fun."
12/01/12 "Apple Bloom: Level up for slaying the crate."
12/01/12 "CMC: Open crate."
12/01/12 "CMC: Wreak havoc."
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07/01/12 "CMC: Misinform each other about the facts of life using your elders as examples."
07/01/12 "CMC: Go to Sugarcube Corner! Also, discuss Sparkler and Goldlight."
25/12/11 "CMC: Check flanks for Criminal Mastermind cutie marks."
25/12/11 "CMC: Congratulate each other for a deed well done."
31/12/11 "Sparkler: Be the only heterosexual adult female pony in Ponyville."
25/12/11 "Sparkler: Start dreaming about Goldlight."
21/12/11 "Sparkler: Notice the paint that the CMC tracked across the floor."
21/12/11 "CMC: Act like nothing happened. Deny everything!"
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21/12/11 "CMC: Paint a rug on the floor. Sparkler will never catch on!"
20/12/11 "CMC: Throw the rug into the fireplace."
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15/12/11 "AJ: Ask "Mare Do Well" what she is doing here."
14/12/11 "MDW: Unmask and/or abscond!"
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14/12/11 "AJ: Trot over to get your rope and console. Neither of which have mysteriously disappeared."
14/12/11 "TS: Stare at Applejack's butt. Imagine complimenting said pony on her rear end. Experience emotional confusion."
14/12/11 "AJ: What do you need a lasso for? Just buck some apples out of a tree!"
13/12/11 "AJ: Lasso an apple for Twi."
14/12/11 "Great Scott: Donate an apple to Twilight."
13/12/11 "Try again."
13/12/11 "Enter name."
12/12/11 "AJ: That's not Martin! That's not Martin at all!"
12/12/11 "TS: BOONBITS"
11/12/11 "TS: Level up."
11/12/11 "TS: It's time to see if REVISE can help."
11/12/11 "AJ: Demand explanation from Twilight."
11/12/11 "TS: Quick! Hide the tree!"
11/12/11 "TS: Try replanting the tree."
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08/12/11 "TS: Try using an apple with the alchemiter."
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08/12/11 "TS: Check out registry."
08/12/11 "TS: Ponder the Select, Revise, and Deploy Icons. Are they supposed to be stylized hooves?"
08/12/11 "TS: Explore Atheneum."
06/12/11 "What??"
06/12/11 "R: Be Lyra."
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05/12/11 "R: Don't play it, it isn't the right time yet."
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02/12/11 "R: Get going."
02/12/11 "Random Pony: Bust in at the last minute."
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30/11/11 "===>"
30/11/11 "FS: Fly up to look for any hidden switches for the lift."
28/11/11 "R: Look for any eagle marks on the walls."
28/11/11 "R: Give feather to Fluttershy."
27/11/11 "R: Give the bud some magical light."
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26/11/11 "R: Do something with the right Lotus Time Capsule."
26/11/11 "R: See if the room has anything less tacky."
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26/11/11 "R: Take a look around the tall, illuminated chamber."
25/11/11 "R: Provide light."
25/11/11 "FS: Go south."
25/11/11 "FS: Captchalogue the bunny."
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23/11/11 "R: Quit falling and land already!"
22/11/11 "R: Fall in a more fabulous manner."
22/11/11 "R: Jump!"
22/11/11 "R: Decorate mystic ruins."
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22/11/11 "FS: Follow the white rabbit."
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22/11/11 "FS: CUT OUT THE RABBIT'S TONGUE"
22/11/11 "FS: Investigate with reckless apprehension."
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22/11/11 "R: Help Fluttershy captchalogue frogs with your best pony modus."
22/11/11 "FS: Well, back on your quest of saving the remaining seven frogs!"
22/11/11 "FS: Make small talk."
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22/11/11 "FS: Don't panic! Don't panic!"
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22/11/11 "FS: Ask about the new frog cosmetic treatment."
22/11/11 "R: Get to the spa. NOW. And take this nervous wreck with you, she could stand to relax."
22/11/11 "FS: Remove valuable cosmetic treatments from new acquaintance and repair the cart."
22/11/11 "FS: First, get her a towel. Second, apologize profusely."
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22/11/11 "FS: Be glad you don't have Rainbow Dash's modus."
22/11/11 "FS: Now would be a good time to remember how your fetch modus works."
22/11/11 "FS: PANIC"
22/11/11 "R: Try to be Fluttershy again."
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22/11/11 "R: Have a talk with your mother."
22/11/11 "R: Play with your ball!"
22/11/11 "R: Rock out."
22/11/11 "R: Look around the room you're in."
22/11/11 "R: Go tease Sweetie Belle in her crib."
22/11/11 "R: Examine records."
22/11/11 "R: Be Rarity before she realized she was the best pony."
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22/11/11 "R: Be Rarity at the point in time that would make things as confusing as possible."
22/11/11 "TS: Be the fashionista pony."
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22/11/11 "TS: Wonder idly what kind of pranks Applejack would pull."
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22/11/11 "AJ: Respond."
22/11/11 "TS: Enter voice mode, call Rainbow Dash."
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22/11/11 "Rainbow Dash"
22/11/11 "TS: Hit the large button on the right."
22/11/11 "TS: Play a wicked trumpet solo to unwind a little."
22/11/11 "TS: Inspect SBALE."
22/11/11 "TS: Try to warn Celestia and Luna to evacuate everypony to the moon or something."
22/11/11 "TS: Speculate on how and why Pinkie Pie would get her hooves on something so dangerous."
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22/11/11 "TS: Imagine the adventures of the heroine/author of this book and how her group succeeded under her leadership."
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22/11/11 "TS: Retrieve mysterious book from fetch modus."
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22/11/11 "Twilight's Fetch Modus: Be the Dewey Decimal system."
22/11/11 "TS: Review your most recent topic of interest."
22/11/11 "TS: Examine the SBALE tablet that you have been meticulously studying since last night's party."
22/11/11 "Celestia: Be the other pony."
22/11/11 "Luna: Be your sister."
22/11/11 "RD: Be the Luna."
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22/11/11 "RD: Randomly press a button."
22/11/11 "AJ: Revise the orchird, maybe copy a tree."
22/11/11 "AJ: CLICK THE APPLE BUTTON"
22/11/11 "AJ: Focus on that distraction."
22/11/11 "AJ: KISS THAT GIRL"
22/11/11 "RD: Arrive at Applejack."
22/11/11 "AJ: Take a break."
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22/11/11 "RD: Realize that your newfound powers of surveillance over Applejack make you........... a spy. Undergo an ethical crisis."
22/11/11 "RD: Fly to AJ to show her these moving memory things."
22/11/11 "RD: Let Pokey out of the Captchalogue already!"
22/11/11 "RD: Put balloons and crate parts in your sylladex."
22/11/11 "RD: Press the glowing one. You need to speak to Applejack."
22/11/11 "RD: Press Rarity's button. Then you can press AJ's."
22/11/11 "RD: Hit top groovebutton."
22/11/11 "RD: Press the button with your cutie mark on it, because it is the best button."
22/11/11 "RD: See how cool Pokey is now."
22/11/11 "RD: Explain the presence of APPLEJACK FIGURINE."
22/11/11 "RD: DO IT ANYWAY"
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22/11/11 "RD: Captchalogue the popped balloons and take them back out. They might reinflate themselves to make themselves cooler."
22/11/11 "RD: Wait, does it also affect what's inside of the objects you captchalogue? If not, there should be a sack somewhere handy."
22/11/11 "RD: Captchalogue Pokey. You never know when more balloons will show up when Pinkie's around."
22/11/11 "===>"
22/11/11 "===>"
22/11/11 "RD: Just fly up and pop them with kicks. They'll fall back on the road harmlessly."
22/11/11 "RD: Why don't you leave it to Fluttershy? After all, she probably knows more about Sea Pony biology anyway."
22/11/11 "===>"
22/11/11 "Crate: Break open from the fall."
22/11/11 "RD: Waste no time. Use AWESOMEKIND specibus to open crate."
22/11/11 "RD: Be awoken due to CRATE TO THE HEAD."
22/11/11 "Crate: Fall on Rainbow Dash."
22/11/11 "AJ: Be Rainbow Dash."
22/11/11 "AJ: Insult the red doohicky."
22/11/11 "AJ: Press the BOTTOM groove button in an urge to fight da powah."
22/11/11 "AJ: Rainbow Dash being a good friend, press her button. A button representing one of your best friends can't do anything bad, can it?"
22/11/11 "AJ: Press the red rhombus at the top right."
22/11/11 "AJ: Press the apple button. Maybe you get apples!"
22/11/11 "AJ: Put the stripey things into the holes on the red thing."
22/11/11 "===>"
22/11/11 "AJ: Set FRIENDSHIP SPECIBUS to Sassygaykind."
22/11/11 "AJ: Make Big Mac open it. I mean, you brought him over and showed him the box for a reason... didn't you?"
22/11/11 "Miserable"
22/11/11 "Loud"
22/11/11 "AJ: Get Big Mac over here. His fancy mathematics may help."
22/11/11 "AJ: Mess with your strife specibus."
22/11/11 "AJ: Get the crate into the barn and this time remember to captchalogue Rainbow Dash figurine for safekeeping as you work on this."
22/11/11 "FS: First, be Applejack again. Second, slide out and read that note on the side."
22/11/11 "AJ: Let's see what some other pony is up to."
22/11/11 "AJ: Why don't you just buck it out of the tree?"
22/11/11 "===>"
22/11/11 "AJ: Just use the rope and yank the package out of the tree."
22/11/11 "AJ: Tie each end of the rope to one end of the rake, tie the middle of the rope to the branch under the crate, pull taut, jostle crate."
22/11/11 "AJ: Walk to the box and play green apple card "strong.""
22/11/11 "AJ: You could just fire up Ponychum and ask Dash to just fly up and grab it for you."
22/11/11 "AJ: Use rope and rake to construct a rudimentary slide for the package that will totally not result in it falling on your head."
22/11/11 "AJ: Berate your mailpony."
22/11/11 "AJ: Head toward the barn."
22/11/11 "AJ: Take a good long look around."
22/11/11 "AJ: Recall Pinkie Pie's latest invention."
22/11/11 "AJ: Don't bother. Keep sleeping."
22/11/11 "Hoofstuck"