Adventure Log

01/04/13 "Reader: Check for updates. Yet again."
22/02/13 "[INTERLUDE] CC: Realize what day it is."
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09/02/13 "DO NOT go into the darkness. You know something will be waiting for you in there. You'll probably get attacked eventually no matter what you do, but you can at least play it safe."
09/02/13 "It wasn't this dark before, was it? Why would it be getting dark if the sun's up?"
09/02/13 "Check to see that your date's face hasn't transformed into some kind of abomination or something. Just on the off chance, y'know"
05/02/13 "Hail a taxi, go to a hotel."
05/02/13 "Talk to the short person at your right.Talk to the short person at your right."
31/01/13 "Invite Vikings and Knights to your "party"."
31/01/13 "Enlist the help of everyone you have met so far"
31/01/13 "It could be a trap. Don't leave Alpha Hall unprepared."
31/01/13 "..."Everything's normal"? Connie, take a closer look at those people... Does anything seem strange or unnatural about them?"
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27/01/13 "Look out the window"
27/01/13 ""Outside" the club or "outside" the whole city?"
27/01/13 ""...Slick?""
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24/01/13 "Ask to use the club's LAND LINE"
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22/01/13 "Ask the nice vikings to use their phone, I bet they get a lot of 'no reception can I use yours' requests."
22/01/13 "Frisk LL for a phone"
22/01/13 "let me guess no reception in the giant domed city awesome."
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16/01/13 "Call a cab!"
04/01/13 "OH SHIT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO DRIVE YOU BOTH HOME."
04/01/13 "Find LL."
04/01/13 "Connie. Time to stop living in the past. Like immediately."
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04/01/13 "Look Mist in the eye. Tell her "I know what's happening, now.""
04/01/13 "KISS THE GIRL"
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18/12/12 "Party."
19/11/12 "CC: Groove your way into LL of course"
19/11/12 "Show your goodwill by buying a drink for the "nice lady". A strong drink. Maybe that'll throw her off her game a touch."
19/11/12 "Wield the Club menacingly?"
19/11/12 "Don't Cool off, heat up a bit. YOU ARE TOO CALM. TOO CALM I SAY"
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11/11/12 "Listen."
11/11/12 "Pick a song, then DEPLOY THE PARKING SIGN (it is the best wing man you could ever hope for.)"
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04/11/12 "Check your pockets."
03/11/12 "Ok! Back up! We are hitting surreal territory. Since when are you a cannibal?"
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03/11/12 "This is why we have Emotech: Calm Cool and Collected. So calm, cool and collect yourself. Breathe. Then head on after them. Without feelings of murderous RAEG. That is bad."
03/11/12 "FOLLOW THAT DATE"
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29/10/12 "Tell us about your melodramatic story."
29/10/12 "have her take LL's seat, and have LL go find another seat for himself."
29/10/12 "Maybe you can find a way to help LL cheer her up that doesn't involve you cutting your date short and never seeing him again."
29/10/12 "This happened because you always remembered the date going this way. This proves this is a hallucination, so anything you do here has no real world consequence. As such, you can punch that pig in the snout to establish superiority and not worry about repre...rep... Consequences."
29/10/12 "... It's like she followed you here on purpose...!"
29/10/12 "CC: Demand to know what's going on from LL."
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27/10/12 "As long as he's happy, you can take whatever direction you want the date to go to. Take the chance!"
25/10/12 "If you want this to go a direction, take it in that direction!"
25/10/12 "You guys are usually on the same wavelength, right? Well he's probably thinking the same thing. How do you want things to be going? It isn't gonna happen unless you make it happen."
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23/10/12 "What are those knights up to?"
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20/10/12 "Do they give out these hats or"
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19/10/12 "Be LL (but only for a moment)"
18/10/12 "When LL is looking up, give him a sneaky kiss on the cheek."
18/10/12 "Look up. Are those little sunbeams falling through cracks in the city's shell, or through deliberately-made windows? And can you see anything on the shell's interior surface?Look up. Are those little sunbeams falling through cracks in the city's shell, or through deliberately-made windows? And can you see anything on the shell's interior surface?"
18/10/12 "Tell LL that "Skylight" is the sort of ironic name you can appreciate."
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17/10/12 "Alpha Hall! Chill out at a nice low-key joint."
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16/10/12 "Contemplate the possibility of a club that serves mexican cuisine."
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14/10/12 "well now it's technically your second date, and you will NOT stand for it this time around."
13/10/12 "Why's him being in the club bad? What happens when he goes in the club?"
13/10/12 "Why are you rolling that sign around when you can Mood Ring it? Wait, did you leave your mood ring at home?"
12/10/12 "He obviously went inside the club. Follow him!"
12/10/12 "Take the big green Power-up floating above your head, see what power it grant you."
12/10/12 "Did this happen before? :O"
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11/10/12 "No time to dwell on illusions: Time to get underground"
11/10/12 "Have you been feeling any different? I mean, obviously, you're in some weird hallucination thing, but do you perhaps feel under the weather on top of that?"
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13/06/12 "Ride."
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28/04/12 "Give him a hug! That will spare you from having to talk!"
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26/04/12 "Answer the door in a cool, calm, and collected sort of way."
26/04/12 "Chillax, you're a natural at this sort of thing! Right?"
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24/04/12 "Wear that Jacket and pose, you look wonderful."
24/04/12 "Don't forget your ring!"
24/04/12 "Grab your iPod. You might as well enjoy the ride listening to some smooth tunes."
24/04/12 "Give RR her candy bar, really, it's for the best. To be honest she earned more than that for dealing with the monster of a toilet."
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21/04/12 "Make sure it's something you can run around in. Just in case, you know. You need to run. For any reason at all."
21/04/12 "Get out your nice BLUE dress~"
21/04/12 "Well, what motifs I would recommend is just clean and fresh, white t-shirt, clean jeans and a blue jacket."
21/04/12 "Just dress casually. Well, not TOO casually, don't dress like a bum or anything, but if LL is as close a friend as you claim, he won't be expecting you to dress up like a movie star. Just look kinda nice."
21/04/12 "try something avant-garde like a dress made entirely out of meat products"
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18/04/12 "yay, enjoy a shower and get your dress."
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13/04/12 "Change into a sundress---it is a date, right~~?"
13/04/12 "Hey, is that a post-it-note on the door? Maybe you should give it a read, okay?"
13/04/12 "That trombone would make an excellent hat, you know."
11/04/12 "Ask RR for some 'date clothes'."
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11/04/12 "Offer to buy Rosy Rotunda a chocolate bar if she cleans the toilet. Somehow I imagine you could motivate her to fight dinosaurs with half that."
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09/04/12 "Go shower. But bring a blunt instrument, just in case."
09/04/12 "Check what's in your mood ring."
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05/04/12 "what's her shirt say?"
05/04/12 "Add RR to your party."
05/04/12 "She seems pretty unfazed by the revelation that you're re-living this day, and that she may be part of a hallucination. Does this illuminate the nature of this dream, or was she just always... like that?"
05/04/12 "CC: When was the last time you bathed? Nope, you get dibs on the shower."
01/04/12 "You know what might be a fraction of a hoot? Asking Righteous Roomie or Lemon Licker if they know anything about the goo or planets that lack water. Or even a big-ass ass-kicker named Tubs."
01/04/12 "The hair! IT'S GOO! KILL IT WITH FIRE!"
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31/03/12 "Say very loudly into the air: "SLICK I AM HALLUCINATING ABOUT COLLEGE""
31/03/12 "Is he gay? Please tell us he's not gay."
31/03/12 "Well, are you going to tell us what happened or are we going to have to start guessing? I assume it didn't go so well?"
31/03/12 "While you're trying to right the past wrongs, just remember you're in an evil goo induced hallucination. There is a strong possibility that, at any moment, everything everywhere will try to eat you."
25/03/12 "Who is this this mysterious LL?"
25/03/12 "Was this...your lesbian phase?"
25/03/12 "Can't you try and change whatever went wrong?"
25/03/12 "What is the deal?"
23/03/12 "Pinch yourself. Hard."
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23/03/12 "Search for things you can read and see if they make sense."
23/03/12 "Connie: Try to piece together what just happened."
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18/03/12 "CRUSH. KILL. DESTROY."
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18/03/12 "Empty one of the bleach bottles and fill it with these "eggs"."
18/03/12 "See if the head is now inert"
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13/03/12 "Slick: Mash B button."
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13/03/12 "Slick: Examine thingy. Be careful if it sprouts another poison needle like what CC said."
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11/03/12 "Slick: touch it"
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25/02/12 "Tell your tale of your adventure down there in a heroic fashion."
25/02/12 "Give him the M.M. Unit you found."
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23/02/12 "Connie: Awesome one-liner."
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23/02/12 "Stick the landing. As in literally stick; you are now stuck in the goo."
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21/02/12 "CRY SO MUCH THE WATER WASHES OUT ALL THE GOO IN THE BASEMENT"
20/02/12 "[INTERLUDE] CC: Celebrate anniversary... Again."
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17/02/12 "FIRE!"
16/02/12 "Get the heck out of here!"
16/02/12 "Pick up the severed head."
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15/02/12 "Smack its blades away."
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13/02/12 "Turn around quickly!You get the feeling something's watching you!"
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11/02/12 "Tug or snip that thing off"
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09/02/12 "try and lift its face up, see how it likes it"
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05/02/12 "load everyone into the goo shell and embed the harpoon in it."
05/02/12 "Tie its hands up. Somehow. With the harpoon cable?"
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04/02/12 "Er um... its not attacking.... Gather the passed out sister and start on your way out?"
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04/02/12 "Try asking where the hell the water is again."
02/02/12 "Make sure it doesn't open your faceplate."
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02/02/12 "AAAAUGH"
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30/01/12 "Walk away and see if it follows you."
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30/01/12 "Hug."
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28/01/12 "Carefully and cautiously take it out."
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28/01/12 "Connie: Attempt first contact."
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27/01/12 "Melt its face melt its face!"
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25/01/12 "Can you see anything in it?"
25/01/12 "Axe the orb a question."
25/01/12 "Get off and stare into the purpleness."
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23/01/12 "If that doesn't work, try piercing it with the harpoon gun."
23/01/12 "Just getcher axe and try to cleave the dang thing in two."
23/01/12 "Leave the goo ball for now and try and check and see if Phobia's sister is conscious."
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23/01/12 "Sever your ties to the goo. By which I mean, hack that thing off of you."
23/01/12 "Get rid of the goo in your storage unit. It's nearly full."
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18/01/12 "Now, how tight does that thing have a grip on you? If it's getting a tight grasp, you could use the harpoon to shoot yourself upwards and out of the goo."
18/01/12 "CC&C We need to be less of a part-time psycho batshit killer."
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16/01/12 "Level up like there's no tomorrow."
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16/01/12 "Did you get an AxeTech?"
16/01/12 "Examine this purple thingy, does it glow, pulse, or anything like that?"
16/01/12 "Was there anyone in the suit or was it empty? Is the girl you were down here to rescue ok?"
16/01/12 ".... Please tell me you still got that harpoon, CC. Please?"
16/01/12 "Speaking of your inventory, um How are you feeling?"
16/01/12 "Congratulations! You just defeated your first boss battle. Now flip the fuck out. "
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03/12/11 "BE THE LUMBERJACK"
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04/11/11 "CC: Here's an idea: tie the harpoon cord around Philia's leg, then wedge the gun end against a nearby solid object (assuming there's anything solid nearby. If not, just hold it really tightly). Then retract the cable."
04/11/11 "Cut down the tree."
04/11/11 "Ask your axe if that thing is sufficiently tree-like to satisfy it."
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29/10/11 "Before you start hacking away at that column of goo, check to make sure it's not supporting anything of importance above it."
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29/10/11 "Never mind, doesn't appear to be anything to hook on to..."
29/10/11 "CC: Try using the harpoon again to speed up your travels."
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06/10/11 "Wait a second, is that a broken pipe up there?"
06/10/11 "Walk left, expecting nothing in the way of extraplanetary horrors."
06/10/11 "See if you can get your glove off too, your inventory may come in handy."
06/10/11 "Where do the pipes lead?"
06/10/11 "Well that was fun, Time to find the plumber now though"
06/10/11 "Connie: Be totally fine, see if there's any other ways out of here that you haven't noticed."
06/10/11 "CC: Acknowledge the wall tentacles."
06/10/11 "remain on your back like a turtle because of how heavy the suit is."
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06/10/11 "Make some goo angels."
06/10/11 "UP THE BEACH GO GO GO"
06/10/11 "Realize that this entire place uncomfortably resembles a digestive tract at times."
06/10/11 "Seems lighter there, CC, better go check around, you might find someone there."
06/10/11 "Try and hoist yourself out of the goo pile there."
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28/09/11 "Turn the light on. Use the harpoon to be SPIDER GIRL and zipline to places."
28/09/11 "Try switching off the suit light."
28/09/11 "Can you use your mood ring right now?"
28/09/11 "Check how much air you have?"
28/09/11 "Slowly go forward, keeping one hand on the nearest wall so you don't get lost."
28/09/11 "Sight is limited, smell, touch, and taste are out of the question, so can you hear anything?"
28/09/11 "Wait, but why does Phobia have a suit that Slick's people made?"
28/09/11 "CC: Examine M.M. unit."
28/09/11 "CC: See if your goo-stalk-headband helps you see through the goo."
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26/09/11 "CC: Press the button before anyone can warn you what it does."
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05/09/11 "Examine harpoon. It looks like it has moving parts."
05/09/11 "Take it. Take the harpoon. So hard."
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04/09/11 "Connie: Alright, this sounds like something you can do, remember that you're a badass."
04/09/11 "Connie: Stick the glowy thingy on your helmet. Be the anglerfish once again."
04/09/11 "Slick: Help the poor lady to her feet."
04/09/11 "Connie: Make Slick dive in first. He has experience. Sorta."
04/09/11 "Phobia: Explain what your sister drew on her suit, so these two know what to look for."
04/09/11 "Connie: Ask how you're going to recognize her sister."
04/09/11 "Connie: Get ye suit."
04/09/11 "Actually, now that I think about it, what do you do for a living, Connie? If you're that skilled at piping, why are you not a plumber?"
04/09/11 "You might need the frog suit to keep up with Slick if you go any further. Ask to borrow it."
01/09/11 "Control yourself. Calm down."
01/09/11 "Connie: Flip the fuck out, your hat's been in a toilet."
01/09/11 "Slick: Subtly, so as not to offend, begin using tears to clean black goo from tanks."
01/09/11 "Of a plumber?"
01/09/11 "Connie: ...Are you jealous?"
01/09/11 "CC: Store some stuff while you're all ticked off! You have a lot of space in the red, right?"
01/09/11 "How is Drain Cleaner a weapon?"
01/09/11 "Connie: Wear the toilet plunger on your head."
01/09/11 "Connie: Look around."
01/09/11 "Slick: become extremely uncomfortable..."
01/09/11 "Slick: Notice first the new person."
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01/09/11 "Connie: wonder why you aren't more freaked out about this. It's more than likely you're inside the organs of some giant goo monster, and you're not the one wearing a hazmat suit. If this thing winds up being conscious of your presence, it could kill you in a number of intriguing ways, probably before Slick can do anything about it. So seriously, why so chill?"
01/09/11 "Connie: Attempt to store blade in your inventory. You could always use more cool weapons, even if you're not totally sure what they are."
01/09/11 "Slick: the little white lights went out when you punched the purple blob; I think you might have killed something."
01/09/11 "Buzzing honeycomb lights: Buzz in a threatening manner."
01/09/11 "Slick: Punch the blade."
01/09/11 "Connie - Investigate Purple Thingy."
01/09/11 "Examine the honeycomb looking lights."
01/09/11 "Connie: Suggest that you both move on."
01/09/11 "Slick: Check out the darker and lighter areas on the wall behind you over there, can you spot a difference?"
01/09/11 "Slick: Check your goo absorbant meter. If you're walking around on goo, you should be able to notice it."
01/09/11 "CC: Grab stalk, stick to head - Be angler fish."
01/09/11 "What are you standing on?"
01/09/11 "Turn the light on your suit on."
01/09/11 "Flowers. If you see them, DO NOT TOUCH THEM."
01/09/11 "Connie: Didn't you already kill that fly?"
01/09/11 "Slick+CC: Continue on your way."
01/09/11 "Slick: Look at the ceiling, maybe it dripped from there."
01/09/11 "Slick: That's considerate and all but, do you actually know what you're doing?"
01/09/11 "Slick: Holy fuck, why are you not ten times more paranoid than this?"
01/09/11 "Connie: Open the panel! There's always cool stuff behind panels... right?"
01/09/11 "That's a window above the box, right? Maybe you can see anything special through it."
01/09/11 "HEY LOOK A BOX OPEN IT!"
01/09/11 "CC: Arm yourself with your trusty... uh... do you still have your axe? And is there anything nearby you could use as a helmet?"
01/09/11 "Slick: Did someone (or something) press the call button outside the elevator?"
01/09/11 "Slick, remember what happened last time? Tell her to get WAY behind you for a second and do a scan in every type of vision you have."
01/08/11 "What were we doing before the whole elevator thing again?"
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01/08/11 "Elevator Door: Open self ominously and interrupt Slick's story."
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01/08/11 "The Blue Boys: Show up and beat the heck out of that helecopter."
01/08/11 "Deploy the Porthole as a defensive weapon if necessary"
01/08/11 "Water portal the HELL outta there!"
01/08/11 "Slick: You always knew the day would come. Kill them all, even if they surrender."
26/07/11 "Slick: Hide"
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26/07/11 "Slick: surely you can use your harpoon (and your manly strengthfulness) to punch through the weak wall of that building at the point where the crack is widest. You only need to make a small hole; one big enough to throw a vial of water through."
23/07/11 "Spill a little of what water you already have by the doorway and wait for the puddle to settle underneath the doors."
23/07/11 "Slick: Attempt to use your water-based teleportation system."
23/07/11 "Look at that cylindrical thing to the right (Slick's left)"
23/07/11 "You obviously need that conspicuous pink stripy thing. Get it now. It will prove invaluable."
17/07/11 "Police: Be not ordinary."
17/07/11 "Slick: You can probably get away from ordinary police"
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17/07/11 "Answer that phone in a hardboiled manner"
17/07/11 "Remember from your studies that this is a communications device."
21/06/11 "Bestiary: Be a pop-up book."
21/06/11 "Read your monster book thing :D"
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21/06/11 "ADVERTISE LIKE YOU'VE NEVER ADVERTISED BEFORE (you haven't)."
21/06/11 "Offer him your Bestiary"
21/06/11 "Slick: INVENTORY BINGE QUICKLY."
21/06/11 "Slick: Place ad in paper via telephone: "NEED ABLE-BODIED, MORALLY QUESTIONABLE HELPERS TO DO SOMETHING THAT IS NOT TAKING OVER THE CITY WATERWORKS"."
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08/06/11 "Slick: Look for mercenaries."
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07/06/11 "And then you started stealing water. We get the idea, now what is up with this elevator why is it taking so loooong?"
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07/06/11 "Thank the kind girl, pack up the portal then go on your way."
07/06/11 "Ask the girl if she could give you directions."
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02/06/11 "Slick: Question the kid about the waterworks."
02/06/11 "==>"
02/06/11 "WE'RE GONNA STEAL THE WATER CYCLE"
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01/06/11 "Actually, ask where the water comes from."
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01/06/11 "Politely ask how to turn the juice up on this thing."
01/06/11 "Ninja vanishing technique! Flee!"
30/05/11 "Kid: Return with a group of friends."
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30/05/11 ""Hello, juvenile citizen...""
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29/05/11 "Push that button!"
29/05/11 "Remove the water fountain for fun and profit."
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29/05/11 "Distract kid by throwing something past him and when he goes to investigate seize the concrete bunker and it's limitless liquid treasure."
29/05/11 "Past Slick: Examine strange brown and green organism."
29/05/11 "Ask him why they shot him into space if he is from Earth."
29/05/11 "Tell us about your, I mean his, first encounter with people without blades."
29/05/11 "Can you not open your suit, or are you not allowed to open your suit?"
29/05/11 "How do you eat if you can't open your suit??"
25/05/11 "CC: Point out how unnecessary the whole plan is."
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25/05/11 "Rheo: Inventory the repair module."
25/05/11 "Ponder how Mist is doing. Maybe you can contact her via your suit?"
25/05/11 "Slick: detach the smaller M.M. Unit from your back and throw it away. Yahoo! Objective #2 complete!"
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20/05/11 "Did you agree to the message without reading it? Is there any way to access the message again?"
17/05/11 "==>"
17/05/11 "Check suit status."
17/05/11 "Repair Module: Roll onto Slick."
17/05/11 "Slick: ROLL BRO ROLL"
17/05/11 "Stand up and look around, of course."
17/05/11 "Slick: Survey the area."
17/05/11 "==>"
17/05/11 "Rheo: Embark"
09/03/11 "CC: Ask if this woman was HEY WAIT A MINUTE a guy with hyperspatial powers from a secret civilization just rescued you from a fight involving a superpowered man and a robot and is trying to prepare you for a possible fight against evil sentient black goo. STOP BEING SO PETTY and instead be angry at yourself for thinking about stupid girly stuff at a time like this."
09/03/11 "CC: Poker-face. Attempt to stay on top of the underlying emotional spar."
08/03/11 "==>"
08/03/11 "==>"
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08/03/11 "==>"
08/03/11 "==>"
08/03/11 "==>"
08/03/11 "==>"
08/03/11 "==>"
08/03/11 "==>"
08/03/11 ""No no, I already understand everything perfectly. You've done a fine job expositing to me over the past few weeks, I don't need any now.""
06/03/11 "Quickly enter with a minimum of fuss."
04/03/11 "Run there on your blades because SHIT JUST GOT REAL."
03/03/11 "Ask him why he's alone in the dark at a monitor sleeping when there's work to be done. I mean, he why was he sleeping at a monitor or working in the dark? That's very bad for his health! Tell him so in a authoritative and maternal manner."
03/03/11 ""I was told that me and the other water-invaders would be equipped with special suits to help us survive in hostile foreign environments. Why haven't I been given this suit yet so I can acquaint myself with it before being thrust into said hostile environment?""
03/03/11 ""I'm one of the water-invaders preparing to get briefed. I was wondering if you scientists had any tips for surviving in extradimensional environments, or non-water samples you'd like me to collect when I'm out in the unknown?""
03/03/11 "Ask where he holds the sexy female hostages."
03/03/11 "Also, are your eyes supposed to be smoking hot after you get the water?"
03/03/11 "Ask him how the progress on breaking the laws of chemistry is going."
27/02/11 "Ping the scientists."
25/02/11 "Rheo: Use communication terminal to speak with superiors/friends/that-one-guy-with-the-same-blades"
25/02/11 "Get that sweet precious ambrosia known as water."
25/02/11 "==>"
25/02/11 "Rheo: Don't forget to retract those leg blades or you'll slam into the door frame again."
25/02/11 "Attend to the proper laundry etiquette before going about your business."
25/02/11 "Slick: Continue with story."
25/02/11 "Question: are the blades part of Rheo's anatomy?"
25/02/11 "==>"
25/02/11 "==>"
25/02/11 "Take off your sheet, it's hindering your sight."
25/02/11 "==>"
25/02/11 "==>"
25/02/11 "==>"
25/02/11 "==>"
25/02/11 "==>"
25/02/11 "==>"
25/02/11 "==>"
25/02/11 "Slick: Raise the drawbridge, then hurry to basement."
25/02/11 "Slick: Wat."
25/02/11 "==>"
25/02/11 "==>"
25/02/11 "==>"
25/02/11 "==>"
25/02/11 "==>"
25/02/11 "==>"
25/02/11 "Slick: Just move on, nothing to see here anymore"
25/02/11 "Slick: Invite Urist to accompany you to the basement, help defend the girl."
25/02/11 "Ask if he's seen the current condition of the basement, you were planning on heading there soon."
25/02/11 "Ask for some water for yourself and the girl."
25/02/11 "Ask him how he got out of the shipping container."
25/02/11 "Accuse spear guy of rudely endangering the life of the poor girl you're holding with his pokey spear! How incredibly distasteful."
25/02/11 "Slick: Explain."
25/02/11 "Slick: HARPOON TIME."
25/02/11 "Unleash Neptune's Fury on the thingy."
25/02/11 "Slick: Wonder why the hell did you have to hire such a psycho as Tubs in the first place."
25/02/11 "==>"
25/02/11 "CC: Try to get some rest, you'll be able to do whatever you wish once you reach the basement anyway."
25/02/11 "CC: Attack"
25/02/11 "Slick: Look around"
25/02/11 "Streching your legs never hurt anyone, just take the long route."
25/02/11 "==>"
25/02/11 "==>"
25/02/11 "Go ahead and check out the crane, you should pick up her weapons and stuff (Doesn't hurt to be prepared)"
25/02/11 "Check her for weapons. She might attack you again."
25/02/11 "Would it not count as a puddle if THE ENTIRE BASEMENT WAS FILLED WITH WATER?"
25/02/11 "==>"
25/02/11 "Puddle's fine, but where to? I suggest maybe somewhere near the basement, so Slick has a better argument position to convince her to work with him to stop the goo."
25/02/11 "CraneOp: OH SHIT A HOSTAGE SITUATION"
25/02/11 "==>"
25/02/11 "Scoop and splash water over CC with the broken beverage container, use puddletech to move her out of crane range."
25/02/11 "==>"
25/02/11 "Check on the girl! See if she is okay or not."
25/02/11 "Wait, what's that behind you?"
25/02/11 "Plan: Backfire horribly."
25/02/11 "CraneOp: Have a Big Damn Hero moment with the goo vat."
25/02/11 "Slick: Too bad you don't know about any weaknesses Tubs might possess, such as an aversion to the smell of fish. If you did, you might be able to come up with some kind of plan to stop him."
25/02/11 "==>"
25/02/11 "==>"
25/02/11 "==>"
25/02/11 "Just give him what he wants, and leave."
25/02/11 "Suggest forcing the workers holed up in the Offices to research ways to combat the black goo for you."
25/02/11 "CC: Roll closer to them, play unconscious so you can listen in."
25/02/11 "Hm. Baby steps, CC. Roll over so you can at least see some of what's going on. Don't try to think about things too quickly or you'll get all confused. Maybe start dragging yourself out of the way of the crane."
25/02/11 "==>"
25/02/11 "Ask Tubs how much extra it would cost to get him to go along with your new plan."
25/02/11 "Slick: Break the news as lightly as you can. Tubs seems to be not in the best mood."
25/02/11 "==>"
25/02/11 "==>"
25/02/11 "Flush: Vomit on Jose in response to your new concussion."
25/02/11 "==>"
25/02/11 "Tubs: wield Flush in lieu of your pillar."
25/02/11 "Blue Boys: Pose as a team, because shit just got conflagrated."
25/02/11 "Throw ring into fire while Tubs is distracted. We don't know if it works that way or not, but really at this point if you don't do anything you're screwed anyways. Use the mace handle to pull it out of the fire after it's warmed up."
25/02/11 "==>"
25/02/11 "==>"
25/02/11 "Sneak up on Tubs and make him touch your mood ring in order to access your shotgun."
25/02/11 "Run up and grab the head so you can fix the mace, and turn it into a can of mace. Wait/stall as long as feasible, then spray it directly into his face. This is the ONLY conceivable way for CC to even inconvenience him."
25/02/11 "So, if the crane has the mech, where did he put the pillar...?"
25/02/11 "Tell the crane guy to set the mech down safely as quickly as possible so that he can be ready to drop a bucket on Tubs ASAP. He won't be distracted forever, even if you let him deal with the stink before you mace him."
25/02/11 "Wait... where did the mech go after you dodged it?"
25/02/11 "Taunt him, despite the obvious threat this action would pose to your continued wellbeing."
25/02/11 "Turn the mace back into a can of mace, then back into a medieval mace, to replace the head."
25/02/11 "Tubs: Throw mech at her in retaliation"
25/02/11 "==>"
25/02/11 "==>"
25/02/11 "Wrap underoos around mace, Pop Fly him in the face."
25/02/11 "Use that one ranged attack you have with the mace. If you're lucky it might catch him off guard enough to make him drop the mech. I mean honestly, who expects someone to use a mace head as a lethal baseball?"
25/02/11 "Wipe your hands on the underwear and throw it in his face!"
09/01/11 "> Tubs: Interrupt while she's doing all this"
09/01/11 ">Wonder why Tubs hasn't interrupted you while you're doing all this."
09/01/11 "> Whiskey Puddle: Spontaneously combust."
09/01/11 "> Untie that man."
09/01/11 ">Chuck the candle on that spilled whiskey."
09/01/11 ">The crane operator should pick up the pillar and just kinda... let it sit there. in the air."
09/01/11 ">Reclaim implements of destruction/bodily hygiene!"
09/01/11 ">Have the HMW grapple Tubs over the hatch, then open it up."
09/01/11 "> Mood status and inventory please."
09/01/11 "==>"
09/01/11 "==>"
09/01/11 "> MOVE ON."
09/01/11 "> Put the bottle back in the Mood Ring, and the matchbook (it doesn't really matter if the matchbook falls out onto the floor). Sadly we can't put the candle back too without trouble."
09/01/11 "> Keep shrinking and hardening goo and make some sort of black helmet."
09/01/11 ">Light something on fire!"
09/01/11 ">Hm... Take out the Flammables."
09/01/11 ">OPEN ZE HATCH"
09/01/11 "> Can the crane possibly reach this place? If so, try to contact the crane worker so we can do as he says."
09/01/11 ">Is the goop flamable?"
09/01/11 "> Examine the switch to your left"
09/01/11 "> Ask if the worker picked up your weapons, since you aren't carrying them. (Unless they're all clustered in your inventory.)"
09/01/11 ">This is a kitchen right? if they have ice water and salt on hand, you could chill it down EXTREMELY quickly. probably in a few minutes or less. Just put a large amount of salt in ice water, that will lower its freezing point allowing the water to get colder than it normally can. This will cool the ring down very quickly! SCIENCE."
09/01/11 ">Stick the ring in the freezer, and retrieve MP3."
09/01/11 "> Stick head back into that room, ask for directions back to where you were before being knocked out."
09/01/11 ">Take off the pot for just a moment you goose."
09/01/11 ">CC: Take a bunch of weapons, listen to the end. Go help the ~~Engineer~~ heavy maintenance worker."
09/01/11 "> Fly is mutant ooze fly. Inspect."
09/01/11 ">Oh yeah, invite them to your party"
09/01/11 "==>"
09/01/11 ">Take out mp3 player."
09/01/11 "> Check Cupboards for useful items."
09/01/11 "> Ask if they have any spare helmets, of a sturdy and robust nature!"
09/01/11 ">..It's not like you obliterated the matter that the fish was composed of, the fish is just in smaller pieces now. In fact that would probably amplify the fishy smell because of the greater surface area exposed to the air... "
09/01/11 ">Kill mosquito"
09/01/11 ">Look for more fish."
09/01/11 ">CC: Stop them for a second. You felt the harpoon start slipping... Grab one end and PULL."
09/01/11 ">Wait didn't you leave the axe when you fled from Flush? How did it get back here?"
09/01/11 "> Have any of them heard of the black goop before? Or know anything about it?"
09/01/11 "==>"
09/01/11 ">It seems he can't stand the smell of fish."
09/01/11 ">Inquire as to why a large and exceptionally rank fish is in this kitchen at all."
09/01/11 "==>"
09/01/11 ">How did they manage to avoid getting found by the bad ones?"
09/01/11 "Suddenly Mosquitoes. THOUSANDS OF MOSQUITOES."
09/01/11 "> How the hell did they get the badass blue weapon?"
09/01/11 ">Grab the mace and the axe."
08/01/11 ">Ask where the heck your weapons are, there is no way they won't tell you after a wonderful display like that."
08/01/11 ">Turn around and make appolgies."
08/01/11 ">EW! Your hands are filthy right now! Keep them away from your face!"
26/09/10 "==>"
26/09/10 "==>"
26/09/10 "==>"
26/09/10 "==>"
26/09/10 "Just stand up and turn around"
26/09/10 "And take the shotgun out. Hopefully, you can put it in an easier-to-reach spot later."
26/09/10 "Calm down and think. Where has acting on impulse got you so far? Tied to a chair is where it's got you."
26/09/10 "Take the shotgun out of the orange slot. You're probably going to need it, and it's not going to be easy to get at it again."
26/09/10 "Store the ropes in your orange slot."
26/09/10 "Duck your head so the bag falls off"
26/09/10 "==>"
26/09/10 "Just get five in Spatial distortion, Six in damage resistance and keep your mobility where it was."
26/09/10 "==>"
26/09/10 "==>"
26/09/10 "Slick: Take worker by one of his legs while he is still spinning."
26/09/10 "Worker: Use Triple Kick"
26/09/10 "Worker: Keep kicking ass"
26/09/10 "Slick: Be Jose"
26/09/10 "==>"
26/09/10 "Investigate the pointy object in the top-right corner."
26/09/10 "Inspect the broken pieces on the floor, like that little ball."
26/09/10 "Could we get a quick inventory and mood check, please? I get the feeling something nasty is coming up."
26/09/10 "Track down suspicious aquatic scent."
26/09/10 "Explore room. But avoid the fish smell."
26/09/10 "ask if he can turn on the lights in the rooms"
26/09/10 "Hand him the mop, and inform him you just had to do something about that scratch."
26/09/10 "use broom to clean up room"
26/09/10 "Halfheartedly untie worker."
26/09/10 "try the first door on your right. (the windowless one)"
26/09/10 "Look through the windows on the doors."
26/09/10 "Offices: Finish Loading"
20/07/10 "Thank the man and exit. What were we doing again?"
20/07/10 "Ask the man if he would like to come with you."
20/07/10 "==>"
20/07/10 "==>"
20/07/10 "toss emergency water vial onto the ground and jump into the puddle"
20/07/10 "Did you mean to take the glowy thing with you?"
20/07/10 "you should find a way to neutralize the goo. that way, we can check out Surge's suit."
20/07/10 "Forget about all this zombie-harpoon buisness! Perform part of MC Hammer's, 'Can't touch this'"
20/07/10 "Smack the glowy thing off it's head."
20/07/10 "Is it really all that different from your harpoon? Aren't these things like standard issue?"
20/07/10 "What's these greater beings you talked about?"
20/07/10 "See if you can check out his water pack while it doesn't know where you are."
20/07/10 "==>"
20/07/10 "==>"
20/07/10 "Run behind it and yank out the harpoon and use it."
20/07/10 "==>"
20/07/10 "Wait! He ain't waving his hand. He's pointing behind you!"
20/07/10 "==>"
20/07/10 "Scan him. Or the Tree. Make sure there isn't anything sneaking up behind you quickly."
20/07/10 "Point at the harpoon. "Do you need help with that?""
20/07/10 "Greet him with an awkward wave."
20/07/10 "Zoom out a bit so we can see just what the heck is that; a dead you? You in this possible future?"
18/07/10 "==>"
18/07/10 "Can you trace the spinal column, see where it goes along the pipe?"
18/07/10 "Low Gamma it."
18/07/10 "Sever the spinal column."
18/07/10 "X-Ray it?"
18/07/10 "==>"
18/07/10 "==>"
18/07/10 "==>"
18/07/10 "==>"
18/07/10 "So is there anything else interesting around? See anything on any of the other visual things you can switch to?"
18/07/10 "If you're going to get out of here, you'd best find some water. Assuming any exists in this place..."
18/07/10 "Dump all the black gunk you're carrying off the edge there. No point carrying a full tank when there's plenty of it all around you."
18/07/10 "Explain the colossal waste of time."
18/07/10 "==>"
18/07/10 "Head on down then through that hatch."
18/07/10 "Raise illumination and switch to X-Ray."
18/07/10 "Max out illumination with reckless abandon."
18/07/10 "You can see radio waves? That's just awesome. Try infrared, though."
18/07/10 "See if one of your visor settings can lighten up your surroundings so it's less dark in here."
18/07/10 "Investigate that dark lump in the corner."
18/07/10 "Make an underwater portal that actually holds water."
18/07/10 "Why are you stealing this water and how did you meet the others?"
18/07/10 "Slick: What is Obs?"
18/07/10 "Slick or whoever you were, where the hell are you?"
18/07/10 "==>"
18/07/10 "Try to get into the cockpit."
18/07/10 "NOW look down, coincidentally be over-deathly afraid of heights."
18/07/10 "Get a hold of yourself! Ask the worker what he's doing now"
18/07/10 "Realize the worker attempted CPR on you. Proceed to flip out."
18/07/10 "Ask the worker what just happened, believe him completely."
18/07/10 "Wipe off all blood, try to clean shirt if possible."
18/07/10 "Cough"
18/07/10 "==>"
18/07/10 "==>"
18/07/10 "==>"
18/07/10 "Get vat, use to take water from reservoir and splash on CC."
18/07/10 "==>"
18/07/10 "==>"
18/07/10 "==>"
18/07/10 "==>"
18/07/10 "Do your job, which you love (maybe a little too much)"
18/07/10 "Hold up, did you swap out the speed plugs for the brake plugs? You might need extra braking power JUST IN CASE something happens."
18/07/10 "==>"
18/07/10 "You must be thirsty. Get some soda"
18/07/10 "==>"
18/07/10 "Hey you're by that one machine of Slick's. If you have a walkie-talkie let him know you're here."
18/07/10 "What are you SUPPOSED to be doing right now?"
18/07/10 "Go Modify your FLUDD so it doesn't suck so much."
18/07/10 "==>"
18/07/10 "==>"
18/07/10 "==>"
18/07/10 "Well wait till that guy leaves and take back your money from the dead guys."
18/07/10 "he can't be dead! his eyes aren't X's! finish him off!"
18/07/10 "==>"
18/07/10 "Sneeze violently."
07/06/10 "==>"
07/06/10 "Man: Loot bodies"
07/06/10 "That's the french powers you've always been looking for! Ask him to let you be his apprentice"
07/06/10 "==>"
07/06/10 "==>"
07/06/10 "Summon your hidden french powers and assault the thieves"
07/06/10 "==>"
07/06/10 "sit and hug your knees, making sure to keep eye contact with them for as long as possible."
07/06/10 "==>"
07/06/10 "man: see if you can find a bit of cash"
07/06/10 "Dance because you don't have to attend school. YAY!"
07/06/10 "Bedragled man: Reminisce on name, and what happened."
07/06/10 "Grow a beard"
07/06/10 "==>"
07/06/10 "CC: Have a Plot-Related dream."
07/06/10 "Try this, then:"
07/06/10 "Try this:"
07/06/10 "Wipe that blood off your mouth."
17/05/10 "==>"
17/05/10 "==>"
17/05/10 "==>"
17/05/10 "==>"
17/05/10 "==>"
17/05/10 "well, if you really want to, you can use the long and medium on speed so it can get up to cruising. and replace the small on brake with the double one. going fast with poor brakes is a bad idea."
17/05/10 "remove all the connectors, the place the longest in speed, then put the triple connector covering all the twos."
17/05/10 "Try this:"
17/05/10 "just use three smalls on each category."
17/05/10 "turn off the power start fixing whatever may be broken in the hatch."
17/05/10 "Flip her over for a sec to let some blood drain from her mouth."
17/05/10 "Worker: Revive CC with the kiss of life."
17/05/10 "Check around the room, see if there's anything interesting here."
17/05/10 "Slick: Save his Ass."
17/05/10 "Jose: spray that goo with water to death"
17/05/10 "==>"
17/05/10 "==>"
17/05/10 "==>"
17/05/10 "Perspective: Switch to Jose again, he's always excellent for a couple laughs."
17/05/10 "Leap with gleeful abandon down the hole."
17/05/10 "==>"
17/05/10 "==>"
17/05/10 "Okay, NOW you can kiss him."
17/05/10 "Ask if there are more helmets somewhere so you can replace yours. Perhaps there's a stronger metal helmet?"
17/05/10 "Re-enact what you went through with the power of interpretive dance."
17/05/10 "Take his helmet as payment."
17/05/10 "==>"
17/05/10 "How does the black goo melt safety hats but not your flesh?"
17/05/10 "Hand off the crowbar to him so that he can pry open the maintenance hatch. While he's doing that, see if you can't lever his helmet out of the arm door with your mace."
17/05/10 "Ask if the arm door opens any wider. If not, team up with him to yank the helmet out."
17/05/10 "Just head back to the worker, see how he's doing."
17/05/10 "==>"
17/05/10 "Go back to the bathroom and get a LOT of that black gunk out of the faulty shower."
17/05/10 "grab some lockers and make a barricade in the hallway."
17/05/10 "use crowbar to latch onto the edge of the trapdoor and pull yourself down it."
17/05/10 "Dispense whatever is currently accessible in your inventory, hopefully it'll jam him or knock him out."
17/05/10 "Run like the clappers."
17/05/10 "Use your Macetech on him."
17/05/10 "Mace + Spinning man = Twice the damage with half the effort!"
17/05/10 "Flush: Use Cyclone Cistern"
17/05/10 "Next time he attacks you dodge and get him to run into the black gunk."
17/05/10 "De-inventorize the dinner set at his face."
17/05/10 "Try switching out the axe for the crowbar?"
17/05/10 "Acquire Axetech: Axeident"
17/05/10 "==>"
17/05/10 "==>"
17/05/10 "==>"
17/05/10 "Jose: Wonder what happened to that crazy chick."
17/05/10 "Smack the giant cog with the crowbar. That's how things get fixed, right?"
17/05/10 "==>"
17/05/10 "There's a ladder there! Look down the hole"
17/05/10 "Fret over the sheer, mind-boggling hopelessness of the situation."
17/05/10 "take the candle back out, put the axe in the dining set, and flame-thrower that black goo!"
17/05/10 "use rest of bottle of water to destroy goo."
17/05/10 "Axe the goo a question"
28/04/10 "Head rightwards, and hold your cape in front of your face in dark and mysterious manner."
28/04/10 "Inspect what appears to be a control panel near the elevator, if it is heavy and mobile place it on top of the trap door. Look in the four cardinal directions."
28/04/10 "CC: Take candle, matches and fancy booze."
28/04/10 "==>"
28/04/10 "idly light a match and put it out with your mouth."
28/04/10 "Chug down half the Merlot bottle"
28/04/10 "Drink the whiskey and remember the good ol' days."
28/04/10 "Eat delicious sandwitch"
28/04/10 "Have a picnic!"
28/04/10 "Menacingly Wield the FORK"
28/04/10 "Close the hatch and set the toolbox on top of it. Then look through the toolbox."
28/04/10 "==>"
28/04/10 "Read that note!!"
28/04/10 "Climb ladder."
28/04/10 "look up."
28/04/10 "Break apart ladder and sell wooden poles for a slight profit"
28/04/10 "==>"
28/04/10 "==>"
28/04/10 "CC: Feel your way around in the dark again."
28/04/10 "CC: Head forwards. Try the light switch anyway since it might illuminate other areas."
28/04/10 "CC: Dump the water out of your hat so you can wear it the next time you fight."
28/04/10 "==>"
28/04/10 "Flush: Tazzy-Devil the hell out of those collapsed lockers. Be MAJORLY PISSED about it, too"
28/04/10 "CC: See if you can spot a lightswitch in the hallway from the illuminated doorway."
28/04/10 "CC: heroicly frolic out of the bathroom."
28/04/10 "==>"
28/04/10 "Slick: Jump into the water out of boredom"
18/04/10 "Screw the lockers. You can put them up later. Bust through them in the most awesome fashion possible."
18/04/10 "CC: Climb on unstacked lockers and look over wall before you leap."
18/04/10 "Names are for sissies"
18/04/10 "Concerned Citizen: Get a name, for crying out loud. Be Clarice. Clarice is a nice name."
18/04/10 "Slick: Out of boredom, kick the box into the water and see what happens"
18/04/10 "Slick: Explain loudly to yourself why there are spikes around the hole"
18/04/10 "Jose: Realize you are wearing a woman's coat! ...Also, where the hell are you?"
15/04/10 "Jose: try not to be so french."
15/04/10 "Slick: hop in the waterfall and check the back end of your water theft."
15/04/10 "Go to the other side of that fort wall you made"
15/04/10 "Concerned Citizen > Take a brief moment to revel in how FUCKING CLEAN you are."
15/04/10 "Camera: Squee."
15/04/10 "...is that a camera on the wall?"
15/04/10 "Insert mood ring into hot water to aquire shotgun."
15/04/10 "Quickchange so you can bring the smackdown on some mofos. Use TOWEL as a heroic cape."
14/04/10 "CC: Prepare for a re-enactment of that scene in psycho. Only this time, you have a mace."
14/04/10 "==>"
14/04/10 "==>"
14/04/10 "Ask him about the physics of water."
14/04/10 "Tell flush about that crazy woman."
14/04/10 "Prod Flush. Tell him he and you need to find JosÃ©."
14/04/10 "Ask him where your portals go."
14/04/10 "Question how well what he's doing is going and how long before he believes you'll be done."
14/04/10 ""How's the weather?""
14/04/10 "==>"
14/04/10 "Ask some of the others if they have seen him."
14/04/10 "maybe he's taking a shower. you should head there."
14/04/10 "==>"
14/04/10 "==>"
14/04/10 "==>"
14/04/10 "==>"
14/04/10 "==>"
14/04/10 "Did you try the security cameras again? See if Jose is somewhere they can see."
14/04/10 "did you try looking down?"
14/04/10 "slick: appear"
14/04/10 "==>"
14/04/10 "Take a shower with your new best friend Axey."
14/04/10 "==>"
14/04/10 "Take a shower"
14/04/10 "==>"
14/04/10 "==>"
14/04/10 "anyway, check the water in the stalls, if it's good then finally take a shower."
14/04/10 "Build a fort out of the lockers"
14/04/10 "Obligatory Monty Python quote."
14/04/10 "Use axe to communicate with a spirit from your rich lumberjack ancestry."
14/04/10 "SHATTER SHOWER STALL FOR LOOT"
14/04/10 "WIELD AXE THREATENINGLY"
14/04/10 "Continue into the washroom."
14/04/10 "==>"
14/04/10 "See if thugs left anything useful and not a bomb in the lockers you can pry open."
14/04/10 "Walk to the lockers."
14/04/10 "==>"
14/04/10 "==>"
14/04/10 "==>"
14/04/10 "Start climbing like the monkey you probably smell like by now."
14/04/10 "tug the rungs to check!"
14/04/10 "Use Echolocation to determine where everything is! Or just feel around for stuff like some blind person."
14/04/10 "See if you can use the glowing of your mp3 player's screen as a light source"
14/04/10 "==>"
14/04/10 "RUN INTO THE DARKNESS"
14/04/10 "==>"
14/04/10 "Don't shower, You can use your new found "Stank" as a weapon. Put new "Stank" weapon in storage."
14/04/10 "Bathrooms? Showers? What are you waiting for? GET TO IT!"
14/04/10 "Add worker to party"
14/04/10 "Help ME learn how to spin like a Hitmontop too!"
14/04/10 "Make him try out the water you got and see if it's safe"
14/04/10 "Tell him that you need his help to beat up the thugs that took over this place. Also, to find non-exploding soap."
14/04/10 ""What the hell is this machine for?""
14/04/10 "where the hell am I?"
14/04/10 ""Help me to help you. I'm a... concerned citizen looking to remedy the... situation here.""
14/04/10 "Free the poor man and ask his assistance nicely."
14/04/10 "Free him snarkily."
08/04/10 "==>"
08/04/10 "Head over to the machine and examine it."
08/04/10 "Take the water bottle. Just hope this isn't a bomb, too."
08/04/10 "Drink some water to relieve the tension"
08/04/10 "Check out the exploded area"
08/04/10 "Make a deadpan snarky comment, since really by now none of this should phase you"
08/04/10 "==>"
08/04/10 "==>"
08/04/10 "==>"
08/04/10 "==>"
08/04/10 "==>"
08/04/10 "==>"
08/04/10 "==>"
08/04/10 "AAAAA THROW IT"
08/04/10 "Don't drop the soap."
08/04/10 "==>"
08/04/10 "they are saying that you smell disgusting. rage."
08/04/10 "Realize the soap is a SUBTLE SUGGESTION. They really have a lot of nerve."
06/04/10 "Check and see what's in the box."
06/04/10 "==>"
06/04/10 "==>"
06/04/10 "Check out cube looking thingy."
06/04/10 "Joyfully roll around in water puddle"
06/04/10 "Swim in the vats, it looks like fun."
06/04/10 "Check to make sure that Jose isn't like floating just beneath the water and needs help or anything before entering the doorway."
06/04/10 "See where that doorway goes."
06/04/10 "Check where SOUTH and EAST paths go, don't wanna skip over anything."
06/04/10 "Do you still have your mace on you?"
06/04/10 "Realize you are in the tank of a giant toilet."
06/04/10 "Assess mood level as calm, from mild lack of oxygen."
06/04/10 "Get up and assess your location."
06/04/10 "Slam your head repeatedly into the floor to get rid of that headache"
06/04/10 "Wake up. Dramatically"
28/03/10 "==>"
28/03/10 "==>"
28/03/10 "==>"
28/03/10 "==>"
28/03/10 "Slick: INTERVENE!"
28/03/10 "==>"
28/03/10 "Go check on how Jose is doing."
28/03/10 "Check on your other teammates."
28/03/10 "Your new suit has a hideous fin shaped thing on top. Go back and try again."
28/03/10 "Punch worker for the hell of it."
28/03/10 "Look at worker."
28/03/10 "==>"
28/03/10 "Go for it. See if the worker's still spinning around"
28/03/10 "Move a single point from D.R. to S.D."
28/03/10 "Check Ability Menu too, just to be sure"
28/03/10 "Two to spatial distortion, four to mobility, one more to damage resistance"
28/03/10 "Be sure to add +3 against bludgeoning to your suit. You don't want to do this anytime soon again"
28/03/10 "Worker: Kick through the 122 window thingy."
28/03/10 "SPIN ON YOUR HEAD LIKE HITMONTOP"
16/03/10 "==>"
16/03/10 "RAAAAH IT'S HIS FAULT GET HIM"
16/03/10 "Flip the fuck out on the person responsible for this toilet water bullshit."
16/03/10 "The only option is to reduce his toilet to a tiny pile of ceramic dust."
16/03/10 "Focus quickly on that JosÃ© guy, it's his fault that you may or may not have been soaked in dirty toilet water and the sooner you smash him up the faster you can get to an actual shower!"
16/03/10 "Clean JosÃ©'s toilet harder than you've ever cleaned a toilet before. Win awards for it."
16/03/10 "Stop flipping out while you are in the RED"
16/03/10 "==>"
14/03/10 "==>"
14/03/10 "==>"
14/03/10 "==>"
14/03/10 "==>"
14/03/10 "Realize you're probably soaked in toilet water."
14/03/10 "Smash him good."
14/03/10 "Point at him, then move the mace pole across your neck/throat. Don't forget the angry eyes."
14/03/10 "==>"
14/03/10 "==>"
14/03/10 "==>"
14/03/10 "Use popfly on the lever of his toilet pack."
14/03/10 "Attack him and take a shower!"
14/03/10 "==>"
06/03/10 "==>"
06/03/10 "==>"
06/03/10 "==>"
06/03/10 "Run to the right till something interesting pops by."
06/03/10 "Flail."
06/03/10 "How do you purpose we get music? All this goo fuss has surely kept us above the required coolness for access to the MP3 player."
06/03/10 "Wash hand, quickly. Then continue to proceed to the accompaniment of amazing music."
06/03/10 "What is that black goop around?"
06/03/10 "Lean dangerously close to railing."
06/03/10 "Check out the room."
06/03/10 "==>"
06/03/10 "Keep being so angry and go right."
06/03/10 "Add the head to your inventory."
06/03/10 "==>"
06/03/10 "start peeling an apple"
06/03/10 "You don't seem like that bad of a guy, try explaining what you're doing here to her or negotiating with her? Flashback on exactly what you're doing here and why first."
06/03/10 "Your Red Ink Cartridge is running kinda low! Better pick up a new one at your local office supply store."
06/03/10 "==>"
06/03/10 "Push cardboard replica down."
06/03/10 "DiploMACEy."
06/03/10 "Refuse to acknowledge it's existence. It can't hurt you if it doesn't exist."
06/03/10 "Don't be racist. Greet the creature amicably."
06/03/10 "Take the catwalk."
06/03/10 "==>"
06/03/10 "Go for a run with one of your old buds, you know, Wild Abandon?"
06/03/10 "Go right!"
06/03/10 "Explore."
06/03/10 "Examine water, gather it in helmet."
06/03/10 "Check reddish (orangey?) item."
06/03/10 "Chill out and get up. If one of the bad guys comes around you don't want them to catch you laying around on the floor."
06/03/10 "Be that girl again."
06/03/10 "Slick: Pull out your spade in the hole: SMOOTH SECEDE!"
06/03/10 "Sloppy makeouts!"
06/03/10 "==>"
06/03/10 "==>"
06/03/10 "==>"
06/03/10 "==>"
06/03/10 "Stop and back away."
06/03/10 "Point it at him and spray but close your eyes."
06/03/10 "Mood ring?"
06/03/10 "==>"
06/03/10 "==>"
06/03/10 "==>"
06/03/10 "Leave the WaterWorks and go to the police."
06/03/10 "Slap him in the face and tell him to speak slower."
06/03/10 "Go help him. Take his hat, though."
06/03/10 "==>"
06/03/10 "Take puddle."
06/03/10 "Look out the hole through which you entered."
06/03/10 "Check your IPDASMARTPHONE and learn who is in charge of this stupid place."
06/03/10 "Waterworks"