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A young man stands in his bedroom. Today happens to be 04/04/09, which happens to not be this boy's birthday; that won't happen for another month.

Instead, today (which is about five weeks from his actual birthday), is the day he and his friends play a game, of which was almost definitely obtained illegally, unfortunately. This game, the "highly touted SBURB Beta", which was supposed to come out on the 10th, will take this young man and his friends on a journey which will change their lives. He does not know this yet.

Among other things he does not know yet is his name, for he has yet to be named, and he has no intention of waiting for his 13th birthday for that honor. What will the name of this young man be?