AlterniaFM

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You suppose you should begin by stating that this is most likely going to be a fairly low quality fan adventure, seeing as how it's going to be made and produced by absolute AMATEURS. Do not expect anything mind-blowing, goosebump-inducing, or any other two words with a hyphen in between that describe reactions one gets when viewing something of epic proportion.
This is not a work of epic proportion. This is a fan adventure made by dumb nerds.
This paragraph's probably going to be deleted as soon as AN ACTUAL INTRO is produced. For the time being, anyone unfortunate to read this piece of poorly-written steaming dung will have to be satisfied.
So yeah. Welcome to OMEGABOUND.