AlterniaFM

==> Skip to the Naming

Whos this douche-bag?
Panel #1
Really, you want to skip straight to the naming? wouldn't you rather insert a funny insult and see what his general demeanor is? no? okay...
Panel #2
Your name is ... really? YOUNG HOODLUM.. Well alright... if you're sure...

Your name is Young Hoodlum, as would have been previously mentioned if someone wasn't so darn impatient. Today is no day of specific significance to you or anybody you know. In fact, today is an ordinary day.