AlterniaFM

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Your name is GUY. Not much originality you know but your parents DID have 48.5 kids. (we don't like to talk about jimmy. Hes special). You lived your entire life in this grove in the middle of maze and today, your 476 cycle, you begin your quest to escape it in search of adventure, wenches, and most of all MONEY. You look with disdain upon your childhood home and walk away.