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Your name is JILL MOINEUX, and BOY, do you like GREEN. You like many other things, too, like ironically lip-synching to bad early-2000's nu metal, and drawing, as well as blogging and reading. Your TRUE PASSION, however, lies in THE COLLECTION OF GREEN RABBITS. You have a VAST COLLECTION of these ADORABLE GREEN HOPPING MAMMALS.

Of course, you don't keep them in your room! That would be silly. No, like any other sensible addict, , you hide your hopeless addiction IN YOUR CLOSET.

Your closet is just about PACKED TO BURSTING with these long-eared fellows. This will probably lead to HILARIOUS ANTICS involving GREEN PLUSH COTTONTAILS.

In all honesty, your obsession has gotten a little out of control, and you should seek help for this addiction, before things get worse. Instead, you are going to talk to one of your FRIENDS. You only have TWO of those, one of which is mostly based on the desire to STAB EACH OTHER IN THE FACE REPEATEDLY, and both of which are based on the desire to stab OTHER PEOPLE in the face repeatedly. You probably have a plethora of deep psychological problems you need to work on, but let's not get into than now.

What are you going to do?