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Your name is THYNES MOROX, and you're DEADER THAN DEAD. Today is the 5TH OF MARCH, and according to your EIDETIC MEMORY, today is also your WRIGGLING DAY.
It was only 7 sweeps ago you were given LIFE, it was only 5 sweeps ago you were given DEATH, but it is also 7 sweeps ago you were given A NAME. So there's no need for some UGLY HUMAN SUGGESTING A SNARKY NAME.