AlterniaFM

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You stand in your room, it is your 13th birthday.

Wait... Is it? You become confused as your extensive knowledge of Homestuck crosses over into reality. You look around your room and decide to recall some of your various interests.

You are an avid PRACTITIONER OF THE DARK ARTS, and enjoy CURSING EVERYONE YOU HATE while SELLING PEOPLE'S SOULS TO THE DEVIL.

You are joking of course, magic isn't real. At least you think... You prefer not to think about it. You are actually a keen PRACTITIONER OF THE MUSICAL ARTS, and also have a fondness for OBSCURE WEB COMICS. Oh, and also Evan Peters... Mmh.. Evan Peters...