Panel #1
A young man stands in an empty beer garden. It just so happens that today, the 31st of August 2012, is of no significance whatsoever to him. Just like every other day of his life so far. He's still waiting for the world to hand him the heroic destiny he so clearly deserves to fulfill, and heavy is the burden of his sense of purpose.

A nervous wind pleads with his face. He inhales. He tastes sea salt. He exhales. What if his time never comes? Would fate be so cruel as to designate him to mediocrity forever? Oh lord, he thinks he feels an existential crisis coming on. It's hard being a whiny entitled slacker with a superiority complex. It's hard and nobody-