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Panel #1
a young woman stands in her bedroom. it just so happens that today, the 25th of december, 2014, is this young woman's birthd- wait, no, it's not. her birthday was months ago.

it just so happens that today, the 25th of december, 2014, is this young woman's... christmas.

no, that doesn't sound right... oh, screw it. what will the name of this young woman be?