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Bifurcation.

Panel #1
A young man stands in his room. It just so happens that today, the 22nd of June, is the release date of an unpopular new VIDEO GAME named SBURB.
After the DISAPPOINTING FAILURE of the BETA RELEASE over 3 years ago, in which the game didn't even run, many of your friends have refused to play it with you. It looks like a really interesting concept, and you have a feeling that it was just a minor screw-up from one of the admins at SKAIANET on release of the Beta that led to this massive glitch, so you're still going to play it.
Even if it's the LAST THING YOU DO.

Phew, that went off on a bit of a tangent. What's this young man's name, anyway?