==> Be this random kid

Well, it would appear that there's a new player we have yet to meet! what a surprise. Really. A new character. Didn't see THAT coming. ANYWAY-
Let's see if we can name him- nope, He already has a name! Technically, YOU already have a name, because this kid is YOU right now. Your name is DAXTON RAGNAR. And we'll get to your interests shortly.