AlterniaFM

==>Female Troll: Explain Yourself

Panel #1
Your name is SIRRON MEMATI, and you are a TROLL. You're a BLUE BLOOD, which makes you the lowest of the HIGHBLOODS. Your INTERESTS include WRITING, DRAWING and douching around on your COMPUTER.
Today is not an UNUSUAL day. In fact, it's just a day like ANY OTHER. You're not expecting anything SPECTACULAR to happen.