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Introduce Yourself.

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YOUR name IS jan eggturd, AND TODAY IS A VERY special DAY.

TODAY JUST HAPPENS TO BE THE third of december, WICH IS THE DAY OF YOUR birth. YOU WERE BORN 11 sad years ago. AND TODAY IS ALSO THE DAY THE prize OF A contest ARRIVES. THE prize ARRIVES AT YOUR house. BECAUSE YOU WON THE FUCKING contest, YOU piece of shit.

YOU TAKE quite a lot of interest IN nothing. YOU ONLY LIKE drawing. YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE YOUR friends. YOU ONLY INTERACT WITH THEM BECAUSE YOU'RE forced TO.

YOU LIVE IN YOUR dad's former sex dungeon. YOU REALLY DON'T LIKE YOUR dad. BUT YOUR dad DOESN'T LIKE YOU EITHER, SO IT'S FINE. YOU NORMALLY ONLY SEE HIM THREE TIMES A DAY. SOMETIMES FOUR, IF YOU NEED TO clean the toilet. OR NEED MORE toilet paper. OR IF THERE'S A PROBLEM WITHT THE toilet. OTHERWISE HE JUST GIVES YOU FOOD. YOU HAVEN'T LEFT YOUR room SINCE YOU WERE FIVE. THAT'S WHEN YOUR mom 'DIED OF AN UKNOWN DISEASE'. THAT'S WHAT THE DOCTORS TOLD YOU, BUT YOU'RE PRETTY SURE YOUR dad STABBED HER TO DEATH. YOU SAW IT.

YOU LOVE TO draw. YOU ONLY HAVE access TO THREE colours, THOUGH. BUT YOU DON'T REALLY MIND.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, jan?