Go Get a Roomie!

Well, look what we have here!

Panel #1
An aspiring homo stands in his igloo. It turns out that today, the third of May, is not this aspiring homo’s birthday. That’s on June the fifth, remember? I guess not, you insensitive prick. … Anyways. Though it was sixteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!
What will the name of this aspiring homo be?