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Panel #1
A young man stands in his bedroom. It just so happens that today is not his birthday. He doesn't even know what real day he was born. In fact, he doesn't really give a shit about any of this. He is far too cool for all this crap.

And you sure as hell better not try to give him some stupid ass name. He'll just tell you. That's a much more sensible thing to do.