Go Stuck Yourself!

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Y'know... You could lie to yourself, say you imagined this day going differently. You could have imagined today being boring, the game being a rip off and just being content to screw around in Minecraft for the day. But no. You knew all too well how today was going to go. It couldn't have gone any other way. You accept the inevitability of the universe with begrudging compliance. But still, sometimes you feel like whatever higher power is out there is just telling you to go stuck yourself...

Let's rewind a few hours and see how we got into this mess shall we?
Who will you be?