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You are one of many eccentric inmates held in the MULUBITSTEV ASYLUM. For three years you have resided in your humble cell, keeping yourself nourished with CANNED TOMATOES and sleeping on your intimate ROCK BED. Unlike many of the other inmates, you actually don't mind being here all that much, and the doctors really help you keep your REALITY TURBULENCE under control.

The SYSTEM has been identifying you as PATIENT 50414 since day one, but you prefer to go by your real name. Now, what might that name be?