Welcome to the real world. Wind blows over high golden dunes. Dark mountains rise in the distance. You run your tongue over your dry lips. You have been lost for what seems like days now, though it hasn't even gotten dark yet.
Hello and welcome to my adventure! You have my official permission to go find another adventure right now. Seriously. If you don't want to read the depressed ramblings of an autistic student, leave right now. I have no idea where this is going or if it's going to make any sense. It'll probably last about 20 pages. Congratulations! You made it this far. Think long and hard before pressing that arrow key.