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This young troll stands in her respiteblock. It is the 28th bilunar perigree of the 5th light season. It is not your seventh wriggling day- that was a season ago. If she were an earthling, she would be 14 years old. However, Earth is a planet far, far away that the alternian empire hasn't discovered yet, so we might as well forget about it.

Now, what was this troll's name again?