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This is SOL T. Not like Salt, but like Sol T. Sol like tea, a lot. He also likes spending time alone, and blogging mostly about doges. Sol is the leader of an opportunist Tea worshiping group cleverly named “Tea Warlords”. I don’t know why ‘Warlords’ seemed an appropriate term for a beverage seldom thought as fitting the ‘warlord’ criteria.

This is SolStuck, and although he doesn't know it, Sol lives in an alternate MS paint dimension.