Go Get a Roomie!

CC: Prepare for a re-enactment of that scene in psycho. Only this time, you have a mace.

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Oh man, that totally would've been cool. You'd be in the shower, and the guy would pull back the curtain and have his knife out, but then you'd have your axe and he'd be all oh shit and you'd be all like can i axe you a question

Oh well. It feels so good to be clean for once, and you're pretty happy about it.