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Panel #1
Your name is DAVE. You are a BADASS MOFO who had accidently destroyed his own world on his WORST DAY EVER. Normally I would spend ages talking about your love of ILL JAMS, IRONIC HUMOR, and AMATEUR PHOTOGRAPHY, but let's face it: if you're hungry enough for Homestuck that you read random forum adventures made by people with too way much time on their hands, you probably know who this guy is already.

What will you do?