AlterniaFM

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Panel #1
-- audaciousAstronomer [AA] began pestering apatheticCannibal [AC] at 2:23--

AC: i swear
AC: if i ever meet you in real life
AC: i am going to punch you in the tit for waking me up at fuck you o clock in the morning all the time

AA: But this time it’s really important
AA: Like, this is the single most pivotal thing we’ve done in our lives

AC: thats what you said when that meteor shower happened in russia
AC: how did you expect me to see that shit from moscow

AA: I just thought of you first since you live in that country
AC: this better be really fucking important
AC: or you are mailing me some chocolates
AC: and flowers
AC: and nudes

AA:...
AC: just tell me why you decided to wake me up
AA: Because i’m torrenting that SBURB game and I want all of us to play
AC:
AC:SBURB
AC: ARE YOU CRAZY
AC:ARE YOU INSANE
AC: ARE YOU SUICIDAL

AA:I’m bored
AC: and i am going to slap you until you start making sense
AC: SBURB
AC:REALLY
AC:PLEASE DONT FUCKING DO THIS

AA: But it’s destiny
AC: DONT GIVE ME THAT SHIT
AC: CANCEL THE DOWNLOAD
AC: DELETE THE FILES
AC: AND GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP

AA: I’ll send them to you, then delete them

--audaciousAstronomer [AA] ceased pestering apatheticCannibal [AC] at 2:24---

AC:oh my fucking god
AC:youre going to kill us all


--apatheticCannibal [AC] ceased pestering audaciousAstronomer [AA] at 2:24---