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Panel #1
You are now Strong Bad.

You are a supremely cool bachelor standing in a room and you suppose now is as good a time as any to get this UNFORTUNATELY MEMETIC method of introduction over with. Even though the thought of having to exposit on yourself is LUDICROUS, given how your INCREDIBLE FAME precedes you.

It's too bad your name is this well-established. You already feel the loss of all the HURTFUL JOKE NAMES people didn't get to call you. Like "Chumplord Brothstank," or "Husky Roughskins." Or 'Tape leg.' That would just be plain uncalled for.

Okay, you are sure a bunch of losers have a lot of opinions on what your future actions should be, so what stupid thing should you explain or do now?